/slav/

cigany

>>69792625
All good people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJLlX9etdBo

>new threda at less than 200 post

>>69792666
t. churka

>>69792674
daže ukraincy? O_o

>>69792625
>ukrainians

no such people

>>69792625
The soldier on the right is a chink, you're a phony OP

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>>69792625
What about American slavs?

RUSSKIE VPERED

I desire nothing less but the death of Russia

>>69792625
>Russians
Liars and criminals

>Ukrainians
Mistake

>Belarusians
Irrelevant

>Poles
Catholic

>Czechs
Great hockey players

>Slovaks
???

>Serbs
Russia jr.

>Croats
Catholic

>Slovenes
Best slavs

>Macedonians
Gypsies

>Bulgarians
Not really slavs

>Bosnians
Muslims

>Montenegrins
???

>>69793025
>>>/x/

>>69792625
>Russians violent drunks patriotic drugs addicts depressive mostly stupid like their leaders even if they piss in theres mouth
>Belarusians like russians but little
>Poles violent drunks deppresive
>Czechs drunks cool porn
>Slovaks drunks cutest country
>Serbs not slavic moslty turkish war crimes want a bigger serbia but getting smaller hahah
>Croats best slavic country very beautiful country
>Slovenes mountain jews pretend they dont belong to the balkans want to be germanic
>Macedonians mostly poor criminals
>Bulgarians mostly poor criminals
>Bosnians cool people mostly drunks good sense of humor
>Montenegrins mountain niggers very lazy

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>>69793129
No.

>>69793025
They invented google

> Russians
Homogays
> Ukrainians
Don't exist, but if they existed, they would be the homogayest.
> Belarusians
Homogays
> Poles
Homogays
> Czechs
Homogays
> Slovaks
Homogays
> Serbs
Homogays
> Croats
Homogays
> Slovenes
Homogays
> Macedonians
Homogays
> Bulgarians
Homogays
> Bosnians
Homogays
> Montenegrins
Who?

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>>69793315
Slavs are master race.

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>>69792625
Here is my description of the entire world

>>69792625
>pic
>Russia fighting with kikes
lmao

>>69793250
we're not violent, ustash

>>69793886
>t. D'Artanjan

>>69792625
>Russians
Great people
>Ukrainians
There is no such a thing as Ukraine. That's Russia not Ukraine
>Belarusians
Russian puppet state with poor people within it
>Poles
Egoistic, selfcentered faggots because they failed at their attempt for their "slavic empire" and now they blame everyone around them for their fuckery
>Czechs
WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET
>Slovaks
Brothers. Shame they left the federation.
>Serbs
Half-niggers yet still rightful rulers of yugoslavian territory
>Croats
Artificial people in artificial state. But I do admire some of them can understand Czech language
>Slovenes
Are they really slavic? Aren't they more Italian?
>Macedonians
Sub-people. Alexander the Great is the beggining and end of their "culture and history". Any relevance is gone tho.
>Bulgarians
T*rks
>Bosnians
Again Artificial people in artificial country
>Montenegros
litterally niggers

>>69792625
>Russians
Great achievements and great upheaval, conservatism, but most of Russians are vodka drinking subhumans

>Ukrainians
Just a mistake. Absolutely subhumans.

>Belarusians
Rednecks, little Russians, but most of Belarusians wants to be European now

>Poles
Link between Europe and Slavs. Arrogant russophobic cucks. Enemies.

>Czechs
Rude and arrogant cunts, want to be Germanic

>Serbs.
Honorary Slavs. Our bros, but wants to join EU. Frenemies.

>Croats
Westernized Serbs

>Slovenes
Civilized, hospitable and cheerful. Very friendly, but most of Slovenes want to be Germanic.

>Macedonians
"We don't need Bulgaria!"

>Bulgarians
Traitors. Half Slavs, half Turks. Why they're so aggressive?

>Bosnians
Stupid kebabs

>Montenegrins
Very lazy Serbs, wants to join EU and NATO

>Sorbs
It feels like they have forgotten about Slavic roots

>>69794612
>Slovaks
Czechs with Slavic soul. Very friendly.

>>69792625
>God tier
Slovenes
>Good tier
Czechs
Slovaks
Sorbs (you left them out, you nincompoop)
>Not all bad tier
some Poles
>Čefurji tier
everyone else

>>69793886
Vzhodni Azijci in Inuiti so častni Slovenci čsi

>>69792625
>Ukrainians
skakači
>Belarusians
bulbači
>Poles
pszczekači
>Czechs
bezbožniki
>Slovaks
božniki
>Serbs
na vrbe
>Croats
ustaši
>Slovenes
čefuri
>Macedonians
nebulgari
>Bulgarians
turci
>Bosnians
kebabi

>>69794964
>čefuri
Kaj ſy my glih kar djal, ſovrag? Ieſt ti puvem, de me ie ſam Primus Truber nauuzhil, Gospudouo Beſſedo poshtuati. Lahku ſe merkaſh oli ti ny pumochi, sakai Bug my ie prizha, de te bum ſhuaisnil ſ taku silu, de budeſh bridko Smert storil. Ko by ne rekel tih Beſſed, tuiga Lebna ty Ias ne by uotel uſeti, oli tebi ny obene Reshitue sdai.

Nej te GOSPVD ſzhtrafa!

why is /slav/ always so shit
literally no contect besides "le in my langauge its pronounced "kuratz" circledorking

>>69795083
Every /slav/ is basically MY PEOPLE ARE THE BEST EVERYBODY ELSE ARE SHIT POOR PEOPLE

>>69795030
Daže na ljudskom ne znate kako govoriti.
Jedno slovo - čefuri

>>69795083
because besides the 2-3 linguist enthusiasts, the rest are just posting memes. It's easy to isolate yourself and feel safe when you put a layer of memetically packaged, easy to understand and generalised concepts between yourself and another person.

It's also not nearly as shit as most of the other generals.

>>69795083
lets discuss politics

I'm ready for that

>>69795083
so get out
>>69788636

What do you think of Moldova?
What happens there?

>>69795315
Literally the shitties thing to discuss.
Tell me about your thoughts on how the mind is ostensibly distinct from the body, you know, the whole dualist shtick.

>>69795315
>let's shit here
No, thanks. Even empty thread is better

>>69794964
>na vrbe
lel

>>69795083
Nothing wrong with that kind of discussions

>>69795245
>ne znate kako govoriti
Lahko podkrepiš to trditev z dokazi?

Pa še to; reče se čefurji, ne čefuri. Samo čefur bi rekel čefuri, če sem popolnoma iskren s tabo, stara sablja.

>>69795377
>how the mind is ostensibly distinct from the body,

?

>>69795372
>What do you think of Moldova?
poor romania, quasislavs

>>69795488
Well, there's this whole concept that the mind is distinct from the physicality of the body, that it is transcendent of it, that consciousness in itself is an existance... think of Descartes.

Of course, between modern neuroscience and personal experience through.. well literally experience, with your senses, one would seriously doubt this and yet if you try to isolate yourself from your senses, you might try and get a glimpse of pure mind, separated from the experience of sense, the only conception being within the mind and the so called mind's eye.

So, whaddya think about it?

>>69795770
>there's this whole concept that the mind is distinct from the physicality of the body
no evidence supporting this idea and no matter what sophisticated concepts philosophers make up since in general pholosophy is totally an abstract thing having almost no connections to objective reality (tho ancient greeks were an exclusion)

Hi /slav/
What do you do in this general?

>>69796083
we condemn fascism

>>69796083
Basically sitting

>>69796083
What do you do in /balt/?

>>69796376
>>69796388
usual stuff then

>>69796395
I don't post there to avoid AIDS spread by Lithuanian posters, so I don't know

>>69796083
some nerds discuss the linguistic of slavic languages while the others basically shitpost

>>69796618
I'm interested in linguistics, although I know nothing in Slav languages other than hardly enough Russian to introduce myself and kurva

>>69796504
hi eesti
post music

>>69796030
Well I guess the idea here is that you play with concepts that cannot be objectively verified.

I mean, at I look at it in the manner that if you suppose this kind of transcendence of the consciousness, the objectivity (because of its relation to the senses) becomes, in a way, moot. Or you know, you could approach it from the angle of Plato's idealism and say that the only objectivity comes from conceptual truth rather than some form of empiricism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNXg9dLXWjU

>>69796753
Here's a Palestinian-Portuguese song I really like
The lyircs aren't important, just disorganized verses from traditional songs of each country
https://soundcloud.com/terez-sliman/orange-blossom

It's named Orange Blossom after the "Flor de laranjeira" mentioned in the Portuguese part of the song

>>69796808
>>69796030

Sorry, I'm basically just incoherently spazzing out cause I'm quite bored.

>>69796966
>I'm quite bored.
come >>69793915
other slavshits are welcome too :DDD

>>69797003
I'm not drunk enough for ironic 90s musicposting yet.

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please stop calling me turk.

>>69797087
okey Slavomir

>>69796808
zizek is that you?

>>69797087
Dobro, Azis

This is new song about Slovakia, its quite odd because its patriotic, its not common at all for such songs to be made here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOOICBN334E

>>69796709
>hardly enough Russian to introduce myself
why is that so

>>69797290
*šnif*

>>69797351
reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqk4pWnVN5w

come here lads and start to speak in your languages
https://discordapp.com/invite/ZFr3VpD

>>69797572
This shit works only in browser?! Haхyй

>>69797572
Haхyй, нaхyй, я хoчy coхpaнять aнoнимнocть. Дa и yвepeн, чтo никтo нe пpидёт.

>>69797373
the obvious answer, that I am not Russian

>>69797759
мoжeшь пpилoжeниe cкaчaть

>>69797801
a тaм и тaк мнoгo нapoдy и aнoнимнocть мoжeшь coблюcти

>>69794365
>Are they really slavic? Aren't they more Italian?

Slovinci sú de facto západní Slovania ako my. Podľa niektorých teórií je ich jazyk západoslovanský, len silne "pojuhoslovančený", podľa iných tvorí vlastnú slovanskú vetvu. A kultúrne, z toho čo viem, Nemci aj Taliani na nich mali vplyv (a v Prekmurí aj Maďari), ale napriek tomu si udržali svoju identitu (podobne ako vy napriek Nemcom a my napriek Maďarom).

Inak slovinčina ma fascinuje lebo niekedy je jej skoro úplne rozumieť v 1 vete, a v druhej zas vôbec. Je to najexotickejší slovanský jazyk, aspoň pre mňa (odhliadnúc od Bulharov a ich neskloňovania).

>But I do admire some of them can understand Czech language.

Chorvátčina je z podľa mňa z juhoslovanských jazykov ten najpodobnejší češtine a slovenčine. A slovenčine rozumia ešte trocha lepšie ako češtine. A stretol som dosť Chorvátov čo robia v turizme a hovoria "českoslovenčinou", ktorú sa naučili počúvaním českých a slovenských turistov. Miešajú to všetko dokopy ale dá sa tomu rozumieť.

>>69797950
>ich jazyk západoslovanský, len silne "pojuhoslovančený"
To-тo я и дyмaю, пoчeмy пoнимaю их лyчшe, чeм cepбoв, нaпpимep

>>69797950
>Nemci aj Taliani na nich mali vplyv
hmmm

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>>69797950
>Podľa niektorých teórií je ich jazyk západoslovanský
>Slovinčina
>Západoslovanský jazyk

Skôr s mačkou sa povyprávam jak Slovincovi rozumieť o čom mu papula behá

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>>69797913
>discord-0.0.1.tar.gz
>0.0.1
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>69792625
>Russians
shit
>Ukrainians
shit
>Belarusians
?
>Poles
>Czechs
master beautiful slavs
>Slovaks
?
>Serbs
>Croats
masculine slavs
>Slovenes
>Macedonians
>Bulgarians
>Bosnians
>Montenegrins
?

>>69798211
чe этo знaчит?
мoжнo c бpayзepa нe peгиcтpиpyяcь cидeть

>>69798285
>>69798211
Гoвнo, нe зaхoдитe тyдa. Coбpaлиcь шкoльники и пишyт бpeд.

ruskies, pls gib trashy tatar grills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwUQlkAUQDI

>>69792625
Kan a kind Russian translate this?

Хoтeли бы вы имeть cмeшaнныe дeти?

Кaкиe мнe дeти ceйчac, Бoжe yпacи

>Are they really slavic? Aren't they more Italian?
Kugaj s tmo mislu?

>>69798464
primorci so nadrasa čso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PouqwmzJAjM

>>69798606
>primorci
>nadrasa
ueu tip

>>69798405
would you like to get mixed childs?
Save me God I am too busy for childs

>>69798681
žabe = posočani > korošci > primorci >> dolenci = prekmurci >>> zasavci >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gərənc

>>69798373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVblEHD5lnI

>>69798707
Many thanks!

>>69798707
>would you like to get mixed childs?
>childs
Children is the plural for child.

>>69798845
Zvijoč se po tleh se smejim

>>69798896
yeah my bad

>>69798940
Ne brini se Adire, još 5-10 godina I očeš da pohvataš ovaj jezik. Kakav je život na Jesenicama?

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>>69798858
breddy gut

needs more qts doe

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Гoд тoлькo нaчaлcя, a лyлзoв yжe пoдвeзли. лёль

>Ne brini se Adire, još 5-10 godina I očeš da pohvataš ovaj jezik. Kakav je život na Jesenicama?
Kugaj votu s tmo puvedat?

>>69799110
pardon, ampak zelenopuščičanje brez navedka je pasivna agresija

>Her C will never be dominant to your D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWFcbuOav3g


Well lads, have a good night...

>>69799164
Pasivna agresija je, če se nekomu podelaš na predpražnik ppppp

>>69798156
O to neide, slovinčina je strašne archaická, a kvôli nárečiam často Slovinec nerozumie Slovincovi ak nepoužije knižnú slovinčinu, ale v niektorých gramatických veciach toho má viac spoločné so západoslovenskými než juhoslovanskými jazykmi. Slovincom nerozumie nikto okrem kajkavských Chorvátov, o to neide.

>>69799624
kajkavských Slovincov*

>>69799346
C dominant to D is only viable if vii ==> I or i

>>69799814
>>69798156
http://www.diva-portal.org/smash/get/diva2:327261/FULLTEXT01.pdf

Read before ridiculing.

>>69800028
Kajkavian sounds pretty close to the Pannonian dialect group on the Slovene side of the border. There's no doubt there was a connection to the north going through the Pannonian basin though

>Russians
Too much of the "so do you respect me?" stuff when drunk. That obvious thing of being of a culture with immense potential and occasional extreme genius, but which is lost and overwhelmed by habitual, needless, cruelty.

>Ukrainians
Gentle, proud, beautiful, if they could learn not to think shit about Jews they might be the best Slavs. Love to eat pig fat.

>Belarusians
A bit sullen and melancholic, love nature.

>Poles
Violent reactionary alcoholics or smartly dressed reliable old-world conservatives. Obsessive and conspiratorial, talk oodles of bollocks about both Russians and Jews. Hard-working but not necessarily that intelligent.

>Czechs
Ironic, witty, modern and post-modern. Their humour arises from having to eat the worst national cuisine known to man, and to distinguish themselves from their otherwise very similar German neighbours.

>Slovaks
Like the Poles, but without urban sophistication.

>Serbs
Proud and boastful, rooted in history and dreams and traditions. Kings of the Balkans in spirit.

>Croats
Petty-minded, officious, prone to humourless fanaticism. Keen to demonstrate how unlike Serbs they are while merely showing they have similar negative traits plus a love of fascism not far from the surface too.

>Slovenes
Central Europeans, not Balkans. Some Czech-style ironic wit (and indifferent food, inland). Content to live in such a beautiful, compact and civilised land.

>Macedonians
Bulgarians

>Bulgarians
Macedonians, who hide their Finno-Ugric roots as best they can.

>Bosnians
Murderously confused about their identity

>Montenegrins
Proud warlike men who'd not permit that Byron might ever have allowed a homosexy thought to enter his head.

>>69794612
>Link between Europe and Slavs
You mean link between Europe and Russia? Because Slavs (real ones) are European by definition

>>69800241
Indeed, The reason why the other Slovak here understands cat sounds more than Slovene is our Uralic "friends" to our south. I would say all south Slavic languages other than Shtokavian are practically completely unintelligible, but this is because Shtokavian was not so isolated and Slovak/Czech linguists aided in the standardization and kept it as understandable to other Slavs as possible. By contrast, Slovene evolved as separate isolated dialects. So in terms of descent, a language can be closer yet less intelligible than another language,

Who is Dejan Tomčič?

>>69796083
Playing the game called "Don't talk to homogay"
I've just lost it

>>69802472
Ggwp

>>69802598
GGWP?
It stands for Gay Gay Whore Pizda?
Please explain this to me, I'm not good enough at English memes and language.

>>69792625
>Russians
King of Slavs

>Ukrainians
>Belarusians
I see no difference to ordinary Russians, still don't like those, dno

>Slovaks
no idea

>Macedonians
>Bulgarians
Turks

>Bosnians
Why does this country even exist? Basically Serbia and Croatia gettin a little intimate

>Croats
>Slovenes
>Poles
>Czechs
those are allright

>Serbs
meme country, that's all it's good for, besides being all butthurt and over aggressive

>Montenegrins
Who? Ah... so basically Serbians?

>>69792625
Hello I am R1a and alcoholic violent lowlife, am I slav?

>>69802919
no you are mongol

>>69802919
No.
You're not homogay enough. Go away.

if I talk to a Russian woman online, how long will it take for her to start to try to reel me in?

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>>69802972
>>69802973

>>69803005
dunno. i think you can write to some 15 yrs old girl and say that you're from US and give her da proofs and she will send you the photos of her cunt in 3 minutes. I can even give you some links to their profiles on social media.

>>69803122
jesus christ russia pls improve your country so that is not the norm

yours truly,

a dumb amerifat

>>69792625
>Russians
Tards
>Ukrainians
Tards
>Belarusians
Tards
>Poles
Plucky little poland
>Czechs
Tards
>Slovaks
Tards
>Serbs
Probably the most tarded tards
>Croats
Good lads
>Slovenes
Tards that think they are better than they are
>Macedonians
Tards
>Bulgarians
Tards
>Bosnians
M*slim tards
>Montenegrins
good lads

>>69803178
yanno, it was a very good chance to get photos of some naked russian 15 years old whore.

>>69803264
>15 years old whore
that is a pretty good way to go to prison here

I'm gonna describe them with one word: Shit!

>>69803338
here too
and becomes whore besides

>>69803368
insane

>>69792625
>Russians
Mongols
>Ukrainians
Tatars
>Belarusians
Lithuanians
>Poles
Germans
>Czechs
Germans
>Slovaks
Hungarians
>Serbs
Turks
>Croats
Germans
>Slovenes
Germans
>Macedonians
Greeks
>Bulgarians
Turks
>Bosnians
Turks
>Montenegrins
Turks

All Slav "countries" are a mistake.

>>69793120
Kek

>>69792625

God Tier
>Sloevnes
>Czechs

Good Tier
>Poles
>Slovaks
>Croats

OK Tier
>Belarusians
>Bulgarians

Bad Tier
>Bosniaks
>Russians

Why are you still a country you retarded fuck tier
>Serbs
>Ukrainians

Doesn't exist tier
>Sorbs

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why you all hate us fuckers

>>69803338
well, it's a good way to go to prison here in Russia too.

but i have a really good plan:
both Russians and Americans will want to catch you and they'll start to fight for you, and then the WW3 will start and everybody will forget about you.
and you will have photos of an underage whore AND you won't go to prison for this

>>69803539
what about Montenegrins

>Russians
Slavs v 1.0
>Ukrainians
Slavs v 0.8 (closed beta for Russians)
>Belarusians
Slavs v 1.0
>Poles
Slavs v 1.16
>Czechs
Slavs v 1.3
>Slovaks
Slavs v 1.2
>Serbs
Open beta slavs
>Croats
Slavs v 1.3
>Slovenes
Slavs v 2.0
>Macedonians
Slavs v 0.9
>Bulgarians
Slavs v 1.08
>Bosnians
Rejected project
>Montenegrins

>>69803582
no such thing.

>>69803527
liberaha, plz
We don't fucking care what do people thinks of us

>russians
the most relevant, obviously
good at math and hacking
>ukrainians
polish-russian hybrid, nationalist movements funded by the west to give mother russia trouble
>belarusians
changed the least since the fall of the USSR
>poles
has the greatest imperial history after russia
emerging middle power
black metal
>czechs
austrians with slavic names
invented protestantism
>slovaks
hick czechs
>serbs
culturally enriched by ottomans
fragmented and destroyed by nato-backed ethnic movements
>croats
see czechs, but with more italian influence
>slovenes
see croats, but richer
>macedonians
bulgarians who think they're ancient greeks
>bulgarians
turks with slavic names
oldest written slavic language
>bosnians
islamic serbs
>montenegrins
literally serbs

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>>69803636
>we don't care
>complains that someone does

Who guesses what is this?:

Otedz buli zamurovaní vo hvare v edné baňi a mali zmo sä stretnút dló pod hvaró a jä im nesla provijant, takia ďiavšä, vo fronte. A mala som nasmerovano tam, de ední Nemci bívali. Ale mä upozornela edná: Jój, ta ti tam nechot, ta tam, pódá, oficiar nemeckí bívá. Bo buli v dedine ubitovaní Nemci. Ni takí tí bojoví, ale tí oficiare. To takí buli inteligentní luďe. No ale jä potom poznala edon chodníšok, že de - käd mám is, ta jä potom sä skrútla a išla som tä. A stretli zmo sä potom z ocom. Ta tam f tom Mníchu, hor, tam taká stará baňä jesto. No ta tam ako tí chlapi sä z dedini pobrali a tot fchot si zamurovali. A tam šekali, kim prejde fronta. No. Aj som nesla im (stravu), aj zas na túto stranu - do dolini, do Bušini. Dostali oslobodeňia, baňíci. No oni už buli v bunkroch skrití. No ta jä som na Silvestra rano o štverté, takia ďiavšä, mala iz edná žena so mnó, bo jé aj muš tam búl. Ona sä bála, nejšla. Jé treba kravi kermit. A jä taká (= malá). No jä bi som to nebula urobela, že jä bi si bula tag ditä poslala, že ag mnä pusteli. Mnä pusteli. Poslali. No a jä f té tme, tä krížom šez dvori, šez humná, do té dolini a hor takto. De uš takí felimag búl (borievka), ta som lem tak stála, šekala, ši sä nebude híbat. Prídem tam do edniho järku velikiho a zašnem volat: Apó, apó! Niš. Ale som zazrúla tak, pomedzi takia konáre, kus svetlo. A reku, tu to bude. Zaz lem volám, volám. Ta potom otvorial edon, vibehnúl: Ejbohatvojho, ale si nás naläkala! No ale oni už mali rozum. Oni mä zobrali gu sebä a už lem ag búl den, ta zmo prišli domó. No. Alebo aj toto bulo - staňia právo. A mi ďiavšätá na prätki chodeli, nebulo slebodno v noci chodid uš po dedine a tajšli zmo edná gu druhé. Mi zmo tak chodeli, ráz gu edné, ráz gu druhé. A tam zmo si obloki pozakrívali, bo nebulo slebodno ani sviatit. Taká smelá som bula fše.

>>69804442
* what language/dialect

>Russians:
Wogs
>Ukrainians:
Mismatched wogs
>Belarusians:
Who?
>Poles:
Cold Wogs
>Czechs:
Broke wogs
>Slovaks:
See above
>Serbs:
Ok I guess
>Croats:
Wogs
>Slovenes:
Wogs
>Macedonians:
Greasy wogs
>Bulgarians:
Ugly wogs
>Bosnians:
Greasy, ugly wogs
>Montenegrins:
A what?

>>69803527
Дa ктo ж любит пидopaшeк. Зa кoммyнизм мoжнo былo б и выжeчь вce здecь к чepтям.

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>>69802919
Literally 100% russian

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>tfw I have to learn Spanglish instead of something cool like Ukrainian,Polish,Russian or some other Slav language.

>>69805018
What? Is Spanglish even a language?

>>69805161
No it's just a term we United Statesians use to describe the horrid Spanish everyone below us speaks.

>>69805252
What is your favourite Slavic language by sound? Which ones did you hear?

>>69804442
Mix of Slovak and Slovenian?

>>69805349
Nope, Gemer dialect, namely of Rakovnica village. But this is the one that shares the most features with South Slavic/Kajkavian/Slovene.

I have to read carefully to understand it.

i can prolly beat the shit out of every single one of you goofs ITT

>>69805349
*ofc I mean dialect of Slovak.

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>>69805297
Ukrainian and Croatian sound nice. I haven't listened to them all. I'm not slavic but all the slavs I meet here are nice unironically except the russians seemed pissed or extremely avoidant (even before this whole Ukraine thing happened)

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>>69805390
Open up wide Hungary.

>>69805427
Have you heard Slovak?
Btw of other slavic languages I like Czech, Slovene and Russian the most.

>>69805463
never fucking respond to me again, malaysia

>>69805482
Slovak is nice it for some reason sounds similar to Italian for me.

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@69805530
The fuck did you just say nerd?

>>69805390
woah woah cool your jets, bulbey.

>>69805605
bulgey*
fukken keyboard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIXctSrNxWA

Building up my slav music folder. Anything tradition or folk would be appreciated.

>>69805544
Maybe our clear pronounciation. We don't reduce vowels like Russian nor have pitch accent like Serbocroatian.

>>69805826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeJtWcMqAL0

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>>69805963
Thank you.

>>69805826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

>>69805826
https://youtu.be/PO7Kly27Xd
https://youtu.be/tR4efYYQRgs
These are Slovak.

https://youtu.be/I5POe8gT6XI
This is (presumably East, "Moravian Slovakia") a Moravian song, not Slovak-proper, but the dialect of Czech it is in is soo close to Slovak it may as well be Slovak (they don't call that area Moravian Slovakia for nothing). Considering the band is from Prague they sang it really well.

>>69792625
All faggots

>>69792625
>Russians
Good bros
>Ukrainians
Not real
>Belarusians
Good bros
>Poles
Good bros
>Czechs
Weird
>Slovaks
Who?
>Serbs
Very good bros
>Croats
Shit
>Slovenes
Jews
>Macedonians
True Greeks
>Bulgarians
Good bros
>Bosnians
Shit
>Montenegrins
Who?

I have a special edition for you guys

> UK
Crazy old men who think that they're still powerful
> US
A bandwagon of crazy jews who claim to be the best and only one country that can live in peace and comfort
> Canada
Doesn't exist, Canada is Ukraine of American continent
> Australia
Good guys, they have kangaroos and funny dialect words
> Mexico
Tacos

>>69792625
What about portugueses?

Why slavs make the best music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3scgW-aghr4

Leonid Kharitonov has such a beautiful voice

Good morning fellow slavs.

Here's a nice chill song to ease you into waking up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saSFTcGuBJ8


What are your plans for today?

>all those calling us turks
lmfao little bitches youd get killed talking shit like that here

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>>69792625
>Slavic peoples
>romanians not included

>>69810334
calm down azaman

>>69810447
i wont calm down faggot i wont be called a nonslav by a faggot small country with no history and no slavic culture

you deserve to get your faggot face broken

>>69800735
underrated (podcenjeno)

>>69810550
anger and violence are unproductive and detrimental to the wellbeing of society Arslan

>>69810550
>no slavic culture

he says as he eats his banitsa to the sound of chalga

>>69792625
>Russians
Strong
>Ukrainians
/x/
>Belarusians
Cursed
>Poles
Losers
>Czechs
?
>Slovaks
Nigger-lovers
>Serbs
Remove Kebabers
>Croats
Hardcore Catholics (the Italian Slavs)
>Slovenes
Beautiful small place
>Macedonians
Thieves
>Bulgarians
Gypsies
>Bosnians
War
>Montenegrins
Black mountain

>>69792625
>Russians
Vodka drunk Slavs
>Ukrainians
Pork loving Slavs
>Belarusians
Commie Slavs
>Poles
JAN-PAWEL Slavs
>Czechs
Porn Slavs
>Slovaks
Why-do-they-exist Slavs
>Serbs
Rakja Slavs
>Croats
We-are-not -balkan Slavs
>Slovenes
German Mountain Slavs
>Macedonians
wannabealexander Slavs
>Bulgarians
Side-With-Nazi Slavs
>Bosnians
Mudslime Subhumans
>Montenegrins
Mountain Slavs

>>69810550
Calm down Boris, he's just baiting. Everyone knows that Slav is about language, not blood.
Because if it was about blood, you'd be turk.

>>69810711
>Vodka drunk Slavs
You could say the same thing about all slavs tbqh genatzvali

>>69810711
pretty sure we drink more rakia than serbs

>>69810738
2bh if it was about blood we would be half turkic too
Russians saying shit about le national or racial purity always look extremely retarded, we have tons of admixtures.

>>69810904
>2bh if it was about blood we would be half turkic too
Shit no, where did you get it? Don't believe in local memes, we have never mixed with turks even slightly significantly.
>haplogroups.jpg

>>69810550
calm down, everyone in this thread is homogay

>Russians
Kings of the East
>Ukrainians
Russia's expansion pack
>Belarusians
Russia's prodigal clay
>Poles
Opportunistic survivors
>Czechs
Indecisive slavs in denial
>Slovaks
Indecisive slavs in delusion
>Serbs
Russia's fanboys
>Croats
Based
>Slovenes
Irrelevant yet witty
>Macedonians
Slav/Greek rape babies
>Bulgarians
Sleeping giants
>Bosnians
White muslims
>Montenegrins
Serbia's ex-girlfriend

can some slav answer my question please? >>69811061

>>69810550
>>69810334
always keking about bulgarians being agressive af

>>69792625
> Russians
Rude slavs.
> Ukrainians
Very rude slavs. Probably the worst slavs ever existed.
> Belarusians
OK slavs
> Poles
Fanatical slavs.
> Czechs
Progressive slavs.
> Slovaks
Former progressive slavs.
> Serbs
Rude black slavs.
> Croats
OK Slavs
> Slovenes
Rich slavs.
> Macedonians
Greek slavs
> Bulgarians
Turkish slavs.
> Bosnians
Gypsic slavs.
> Montenegrins
Rude black gypsic slaves.

>>69811219
dunno. but I'm sure it means nothing good.

>>69811219
it's kinda proverb 'to saw the branch you sitting on'. like when you intentionaly or not doing a harm to the thing you are dependent on.

>>69811656
>Montenegrins
>Rude black gypsic slaves.
Tbqh they look pretty chilled guys, giving a zero fucks about anything.

>>69810382
Romanians are indians

>>69802700
Good game well played
I play csgo

does anyone know what kind of work i can find outside of moscow, preferably in lipetsk, voronezh, or tambov. want to move in the next couple of years

>>69812494
I think that is a question for /rus/

>>69812494
What's your speciality? And why the hell would anyone from the 1st world looking for a job in Russia (!) outside of Moscow (!!), even in Tambov (!!!)

>>69796376
We actually don't.

>>69812494
1. go to recording studio and record a rap album
2. pay to popular public groups in vk to your album
3. make tours around the country and make money

>>69812494
Why would you move to the 2nd work country? Also it's basically unsafe and poor outside of Moscow, SPb and some other big cities. Tambov and Lipetsk are 100% shitholes with no jobs and average salaries about 100-200$ per month. Voronezh is slightly better, it's bigger but it's mostly agricultural region. It's also a city with a big crime rate. Ukraine is nearby so I am sure it's filled with Donbass guns and criminals now.

>>69812565
moscow is fucking garbage and i have friends in voronezh/know the area well
MBA, but I heard maybe there are English teaching jobs at private schools
I just dont want to get stuck working for the shitty consulate in moscow

>>69805826
If you don't have this already you've failed as a slav music collector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDXeW8ZhT0M

>>69812494
1. meet people on Internet with a Russian girl
2. tell what you want to get married
3. take the girl the money supposedly to pay for a visa
4. move to another town
5. go back to step 1

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>>69792666
EFFENDI DONT START WITH ME YOU KNOW THE TURKS BROUGHT THE CIGANY TO THE BALKANS YOU GOT LIKE TWO MILLIONS CIGANS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Russians
great
>Ukrainians
great
>Belarusians
vodka
>Poles
winged hussars
>Czechs
nice beer
>Slovaks
also nice beer
>Serbs
kebab removers
>Croats
great
>Slovenes
mountain jews
>Macedonians
crypto-bulgarians
>Bulgarians
slav who tries to be german
>Bosnians
kebab muslim filth
>Montenegrins
lazy serbs

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+15 pidarash

>>69812667
>moscow is fucking garbage
True, but salaries are good
>i have friends in voronezh/know the area well
So the main point in moving to Russia is meeting with friends?
>I heard maybe there are English teaching jobs at private schools
Yeah there are, and even more you're murrican so if you have some business skills n shit you can open your own english school or something like that.
Also you can work as a private teacher for some rich kids.

>>69812818
skril podpindoxy

>>69812889
+15

>>69812471
Thank you for the explanation.

>>69812667
Russia outside of Moscow is ultimate shit. 40% of population feel difficult to buy clothes and food. In Moscow average median salary is kinda like 300-400$, in regions it's 200$. Also only Moscow has jobs (and it's not 00s anymore, people have problems with finding a job in Moscow too). We are 2nd world slowly turning into 3rd world.

>Russians
arrogant subhumans
>Ukrainians
absolutely subhumans
>Belarusians
50/50
>Poles
jews with an inferiority complex
>Czechs
the most westernized slavs, beer, drugs, porno, "we are Celts, not fucking Slavs"
>Slovaks
lite version of czechs
>Serbs
"brothers"
>Croats
murderers and nazis
>Slovenes
good guys
>Macedonians
???
>Bulgarians
turk subhumans desu
>Bosnians
kebabs
>Montenegrins
serbs

>>69813028
>40% of population feel difficult to buy clothes and food. In Moscow average median salary is kinda like 300-400$, in regions it's 200$
B-but this is true only if you're babushka.

>>69812836
real reason is depressing - parents recently died and i am looking for something interesting in life. i liked living in russia for a month but had to return to work. i know it is a shithole but i enjoyed living there more than here. would like to make usd though so i am not bomzha

>>69812836
>private teacher for some rich kids.
It's the best option for him, as well as working in English language courses.
How do you imagine foreigner opening a business? What would he do when taxman comes, firefighters, etc? And it's Moscow, in regions he may face local criminal authorities coming.

>>69812912
15 points from Pindosdor!

>>69813057
that's sad man. Well yeah if you have nothing to lost then I don't see anything that would stop you, good luck and stay strong mate
>>69813028
Honestly I don't know anyone working for less than 400$, it just seems impossible. And i live in the region that's the 5th from the bottom in Russian GRP list.
>>69813090
>How do you imagine foreigner opening a business?
Yeah I forgot about it. Private teacher is still very good, he could make up to 1500$ per month

>>69813048
I've read about 40% yesterday in RBC. And salaries are pretty obvious. Are you ITfag with rich friends, or what?

>>69813028
>In Moscow average median salary is kinda like 300-400$.
Only if you're janitor who live in some kind shitty ghetto like Zvenigorod.

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>be from central on the Ukraine
>grandfather was a Moskal
>muh paternal haplogroup is N1c1a
I was Finns n shit

>>69813176
No, we sell lathes and other industrial shit.
Just think about it, would you work for 200$? It's not even a money, it's a joke. What can you buy with it?
Also have you ever worked?

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>>69811040
>Serbs
>Russia's fanboys
lol

Dobry ranek/dobro jutro

>>69813748
Dobry den!

>>69813929
Jak se maš? Are you working or studying/home?

>>69812813
>slav who tries to be german
the fuck? there is literally nothing german about us and we never tried to be german

>>69814046
Švabi raus

Bulgarians are the best slavs 2 b h
I wonder what Bulgaria would be like if the Byzantines didn't lose the Battle of Manzikert.

>>69811040
>Indecisive slavs in delusion
What?

>>69814212
we would rule the world

>>69810550
Wew brat, are you on paxmelia, or something?

>>69814774
He drinks Vlach blood instead of coffee

>>69793431
Sergei Brin is Jewish, not an ethnic Slav.

>>69792625
Russians- bro-tier vodka drinkers.
Ukrainians- the Jews of the slav world (minus the intelligence)
Belarusians- most chilled and friendly Slavs
Poles- traitor Slavs
Serbs- based kebab removal Slavs
Croats- Nazi slavs
Bulgarians- craziest and funniest Slavs. Always up to some crazy shit.

>>69792625
>depression and imperialism combined
>depression and cuckolding combined
>depression and irrelevance
>we where relevant once, fuck muslims
>were slavs but better
>were slavs but rapes by magyars
>were slavs but have a murder fetish
>were slavs but catholic
>were a fucking meme
>WE WUZ incrnate
>gib east macedonia, gib FYROM
>were slavs but also turkish rape babies
>we are serbs, but hate serbia

>>69814774
whats paxmelia

>>69814825
Hes jewish ethnic Slav

>>69814914
hangover

oh, now I see, you use "maxmurluk" for that
what kind of shit word is that?!

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>>69792625

>Russians
Unpredictable
>Ukrainians
Stalker
>Belarusians
Discount Russians
>Poles
Always butthurt, all the time
>Czech
Hockey
>Slovaks
Who?
>Serbs
Remove kebab
>Croats
WHO?
>Slovenes
Aren't they just Slovaks?
>Macedonians
Alexander
>Bulgarians
Gypsies
>Bosnians
War and famine
>Montenegrins
Always think they're in Latin America

>>69814988
>maxmurluk
obviously turkish word KEK

>>69792625
>Russians
asiatic slavs
>Ukrainians
russian slavs
>Belarusians
depressed slavs
>Poles
catholic fanatics
>Czechs
germanized slavs
>Slovaks
same as czechs but with more gypsies
>Serbs
just fuck my shit up slavs
>Croats
evil catholic serbs
>Slovenes
cucked slavs
>Macedonians
we wuz slavs
>Bulgarians
muh revenge slavs
>Bosnians
allahu akbar slavs
>Montenegrins
inbreed serbs

>>69812813
>Montenegrins
>lazy serbs
isn't Serbs lazy as heck already?

>>69794365
Return to Russia you mongoloid nigger

>>69815806
get out you pepik scum

>>69792625
>Russians
50% of them are true Slavs, they are quite strong and smart, manly and tough. I'm preconceived maybe. On other hand, other half of russians are truely disgusting useless bydlo.
>Ukrainians
Ridiculous admixture of eastern, southern and western slavic culture + hard turkic influence on culture and blood.
>Belarusians
boring slavs, the one of the purest slavs, so they are boring AF.
>Poles
The same with belorussians but they are nore butthurted and angry than boring.
>Czechs
Boring motherfuckers, pretty smart but emasculated and languid.
>Slovaks
Don't know desu
>Serbs
Hard balkan version of russians, but they are barely slavic with their culture, genes and appearance.
>Croats
Strange guys.
>Slovenes
I don't like them, they are arrogant and have awful inferiority complex at the same time. They are quite truely slavic for that region also.
>Macedonians
Ve'seen one macedonian in my life, he was tall, robust, swarty but he had slavic face features.
>Bulgarians
Don't consider them slavs at all. Too much of mediterranian
>Bosnians
Never seen them.
>Montenegrins
Never seen them.

>>69814908
We did not mix with Magyars that much, most Slovaks during the Kingdom lived in small isolated mountain villages and did not mix much with anyone. Exception - Slovaks living in southeastern flatlands did mix with Magyars and in towns they mixed with Germans.

>>69816484
>they are arrogant and have awful inferiority complex at the same time
yes on 4chan the slovenes are exactly like this

IRL they are very friendly though

maybe they're too afraid of macedonian alphas like me to talk shit to my face

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Okay, let's play.
Here's a list with photos. All of them are belong to some slavic ethnicity:
>Russian
>Ukrainian
>Belarusian
>Pole
>Czech
>Slovak
>Serb
>Croat
>Slovene
>Macedonian
>Bulgarian
>Bosnian
>Montenegrin
Try to guess who's who.

>>69816812
Yeah, famous macedonian alpha males, how could anyone forget this

>>69816484
>>69816812
>steppe čefurji and monkeydonians on suicide watch

>>69816915
why? the kazak complemented both of us

>>69816850
3 - Ukrainian
6 - Bulgarian
9 - Croat (I can see the checkered flag that Croats love)
12 - Russian

Vodka gypsies
Tatar gypsies
White gypsies
Wewuzing gypsies
Porn gypsies
Magyar gypsies
Kebab gypsies
Sea gypsies
Jewish gypsies
Brainwashed aromanians
Rose gypsies
Poor gypsies
Mountain gypsies

>>69814908
Btw by the point Magyars went to Slovakia, they were basically Magyarized Pannonian Slavs (aka missing link between Slovaks and Slovenes). So their genetic contribution to us would be minimal - north Russians today are more Uralic genetically than Magyars, an Uralic speaking people are. Their main influence on us was cultural.

>>69816967
I'll post right order about 30+ mins later.

>>69816967
actually #1 is bulgarian
shes famous here

>>69792625
>Describe the following Slavic peoples:
>Russians
most of them are not even a slavs, also mongol runes
>Ukrainians
they are true russians, but I hate their nazis
>Belarusians
they are poles
>Poles
jestem polakiem i jestem z tego dumny
>Czechs
the best slavs, they created our culture, but now they are cucked
>Slovaks
good slavs
>Serbs
they are good people
>Croats
fuck them
>Slovenes
I like their music
>Macedonians
I hope they will use latin alphabet
>Bulgarians
they betrayed true slavic culture, but their girls are hot
>Bosnians
kind of serbs

>>69817079
how did we betray our slavic culture? by giving you an alphabet? by you copying our nobility? by spreading literacy and culture to other slavic countries?

ungrateful little bitch 2bh

>>69817072
You're right :^)

>>69792625
>Russians
aggresive, ugly, poor, vodka
>Ukrainians
aggresive, ugly, poor, stupid
>Belarusians
quiet, irrevelant
>Poles
idk if i should rate, but it's way better than it was 5 years ago
>Czechs
careless, happy people, beer
>Slovaks
quiet, calm people
>Serbs
remove kebab
>Croats
idk
>Slovenes
idk, rude/arrogant
>Macedonians
idk
>Bulgarians
idk
>Bosnians
idk
>Montenegrins
idk

>>69817072
I was thinking about whether it's her or #6
>>69817162
Is #6 at least a South Slav or am I way off? Also, did I get any right?

>>69816850
bump guys. C'mon.

>>69792625

>Russians
Based the most powerful slavs

>Ukrainians
Based but not so powerful (Should not have given the nukes back to Russians)

>Belarusians
Bored of being Russia's puppies

>Poles
>Czechs
>Slovaks
>Croats
>Slovenes
Westernised Catholic traitors but still good

>Serbs
>Montenegrins

Brothers

>Bosnians
Muslim traitors not good

>Bulgarians
A bad version of Russia still pretty good ( you will never get access to the aegean sea get over it )

>monkeydonian
Brainwashed Bulgarians

>>69817178
>Is #6 at least a South Slav
Yep, from Balkans :^)

>>69817202
Is she Macedonian? If yes, then she's still Bulgarian :^)

>>69816850
1 - Bulgarian
2 - Croat
3 - Czech
4 - Bosnian
5 - Serbian
6 - Macedonian
7 - Russian
8 - Ukrainian
9 - Montenegrin
10 - Polish
11 - Slovene
12 - Belorusian
13 - Slovak

Mostly random tbqh

>>69817225
yugoslavs are darker than bulgarians you dumb fuck

>>69817264
>Macedonians aren't Bulgarians
lmao'ing 2bh pham

>>69817288
they are bulgarians but you assumed the only one with darker hair is bulgarian

>>69816850
11 is russian, she is really famous, bad choice

13 is Slovak cause she is cutest :)

>>69795372
The only difference is

>Romania
USA/Europe puppet

>Moldova
Rusky puppet

>>69817330
I know that there are lots of light Bulgarians, Stefan. No reason to get angry. Also, the Bulgarian literally has the darkest hair of them all so I don't even know why you're so assblasted.

>>69817225
Nope, not Macedonian.

BTW, 10+ MINS LEFT.

>>69817112
you use cucked romanization system, instead of a normal slavic latin

>alphabet

true slavs use the latin alphabet, not greek, Azis

>>69817184
>Westernised Catholic traitors but still good

read the books about the czech's history

they are the true slavs

eastern are traitors, except belarusians

>>69816850
They all look non Slavic. Blond hair is totally not Slavic feature, it's Finno-Ugrian influence. Also square or round head is a distinctive Slav trait, but most of them have triangle shape of head.

>>69792625
>Russians
>Ukrainians
>Belarusians
>Poles
>Czechs
>Slovaks
>Serbs
>Croats
>Slovenes
>Macedonians
>Bulgarians
>Bosnians
>Montenegrins
BYDLO

>>69817426
>celts
>true slavs