>be P*land >lose every single war in existence

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>Be Australian
>Lag out

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>>69782865
>>be Taiwan
>>not recognized as a country

>be Romanian
>steal every piece of copper in existence

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>be American
>get constantly ridiculed

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>>69783665
>be american
>do dumb things
>get ridiculed

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>be singaporean
>get durian'd

>be brazilian

>>69783785
>likes bananas

>>69783008
We recog you as a cunt m8 fuck vagina

>>69783723
>be american
>post something stupid
>get 20+ (you)s

>>69783805
good post

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> be Canada
> feature the national foliage on your flag

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>be Canadian
>cant win wars because if you kill your enemies they win

>be finnish
>be ridiculed for being smartest race on earth living in a perfect country
>drink and suicide from bullying

>be British
>No such thing as dentist
>/x/

>be united statesian
>country is owned by corporations

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>be German
>20% of your country is taken by Poland

>be poles
>your king can't have children because he's fucking jesus

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>>69782865
>be British
>lose empire to a peace loving monkey

>Be Nederlands
>everyone calls you ''Dutch''

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>be american
>have poorer living standards than most of western europe despite being a superpower

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>>69783973
>your king can't have children because he's fucking jesus

isnt that a crime in your country? does poland allow homosex now?

>>69783895
Here is a (you) for you

now knock it off cunt

>Be Danish
>Police have to meet fine quotas.

>>69783991
it's time to come home

>>69784058
nein

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>be Polish
>choke on smog
Send help

is this the self hate thread

>>69782865
>be italian
*sigh*

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>>69784271
can't be that bad, don't most latins have good social lives?

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>be Swedish
>constant pc bullshit

>>69783827
> believing you are going to get (You)s
> American education

>be Spaniard
>my biggest achievement is having done siesta from waking up in the morning until going to bed at night

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>be French
>say it in English

>be malaysian
>corrupt government

>>69784005
US have higher gdp per capita than most of Western Europe.

>>69784779
muh gdp meme

>be German
>declare war on
>everyone
>twice

>>69784597
>be french
>get truck'd in the name of Allah

>>69784691
Be Malaysian
>be a Chink + Muslim Manley hybrid

>>69784779
>be Pole
>take bath with carp and it's floating shit before eating it for Christmas ever

>>69784811
>be Dutch
>be Atlantis soon

>Be German
>have Italy as an ally
>twice

>>69784957
>be Spaniard
>rely on phone's autocorrect for quality shitposting

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>>69784345
Haha, yeah...how could I forget about my social life....haha...ha...

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>Be UAE
>Become india^2 after oil runs out

>>69782865
Polandicans (?) is a hopelessly lost race of people

>>69783827
>be swede
>post something liberal
>get 20+ (you)s

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>be Filipino

>Be Romanian, proud descendant of the Roman empire, tall, white and handsome
>Everyone calls you a gyppo