/brit/

going to heem phimosis lad

>>69774159
its ok i'm a shy autist so its not like its the reason ive never held a girls hand

*dons a turtleneck*

I'm all jacked up on mountain dew and the word of god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_65GN2npGs

matey who posted that link last thread, you owe me a new stomach lining

arooo
>>69774195
>>69774195
>>69774195

>>69774203
your phimosis probably is a big contributor to that

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You lads reckon Korea will ever reunite?

my dick is perfectly adequate

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anime

>another normie twat video

https://youtu.be/vUf8GcJJ1Rs

>>69774233
i don't think so, i didn't realise it was weird for a while

>>69774229
>created after
>linked after
>shit, bland, overused edition
>made by a twat
yeah nah, fuck right off with that

>>69774235
Can't imagine how it might come about at this point tb͏h

>>69774203
alri microdick mike

>>69774235
if they did it'd look like a gun haha pew pew

everyone on 4chan is either packing 7 inches minimum or has some mangled phimosis runt willy

>>69774235
The real question is do the Worst Koreans really want it to happen at this point

Unification would mean 25 million starving illiterate unskilled people swarming into their cities and towns begging for food and work

It would create a massive humanitarian crisis there

>>69774177
delete this

>>69774235
Definitely.
Once the Americans stop bum-fucking aroung in East Asia, the Chinks will stop using the Norks as a proxy weapon.

Additionally, there's a chance it'll go East Germany style with the people bringing it down from within, there's a lot more awareness of the outside world these days and the young are generally more dissatisfied with the country, give it another 10-20 years

having ready salted crisp butties for breakfast

>>69774282
6 inch willy. very boring looking and rather thin.

my willy perfectly represents the rest of me desu

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>>69774294

>>69774286
this, reunification would be terrible for the south

>>69774235
It would be a nigh impossible as long as the regime lives, but boy would I like to see the fallout of this.

>>69774282
6.5 inches phimolad here

http://www.iqtest.dk

I took this last night but was tired and half browsing the 'chon and got 126, would probably gets more if I concentrated

Whats your IQ lads?

>>69774282
they are measuring from the anus or pushing it their fat pads

don't believe any of these measurement for a second

"phimosis" is the ADHD of willy problems

>>69774282
6" slight upward curvature here

>>69774342
Shant be opening that trojan horse

>>69774342
tfw too intelligent to have an IQ

>would probably gets more if I concentrated
ahh yes, the "intelligent but lazy" type

>Britain had to pay for the fence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE
Absolute state of France right now.

>>69774354
i probably have that too

Need the life ended

>>69774349
I'm 7 inches in all honesty
not that it matters haha

>>69774235
souks think its a nice concept but asians are pragmatists and likely would oppose reunification if it could happen

It's 2103
What should I buy from Woolies?

>>69774282
former here

>>69774386
>could try harder
or
>doesn't apply himself

virtually every school report lel. i've bucked up my ideas recently though.

>>69774415
Whats the future like

>>69774415
One qt cashier gf for me lad

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>>69774342
*adjusts turtleneck*

>>69774342
I stay far away from people who know their IQ or their myers-briggs type :^)

>>69774321
>>69774286
North has a lot of natural resources and it's a matter of national pride that they reunite, the Norks aren't illiterate and it's not like the South hasn't already jumped from nothing to 1st world in a generation before. They have the economic system to do it.

When I was over there I didn't meet anyone that wanted to stay divided, most view the North as brothers trapped under a dictatorship

... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 11 January 2017 ...

tfw so intelligent i broke the IQ test and it gave me 85

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listening to anime music while playing runescape and drinking bells whisky

what went wrong, you only have 1 guess

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>tfw only above average for /int/

>>69774342
I'm honestly scared of knowing the results of this.

>>69774426
Hot

>>69774430
I'm a self-checkout man
I'll get you a somewhat unreliable robot gf though

>>69774415
Bring me one of these cheap sexbots from the sexbot isle

>>69774471
phimosis

>>69774471
i bet you're playing rs3 and not osrs, that went wrong

>>69774491
>>69774494
hmm

has there ever been a 'mosislad on embarrassing bodies

bit windy out

don't know my IQ

don't care either

gale force winds out lads

>>69774451
They HAD the economic system to do it they no longer have a system to support that many workers as their economy is driven by tech and heavy industry such as shipbuilding and auto manufacturing which requires skilled workers

Having to feed an additional 25 million overnight alone would pose a massive problem
If you think Germany struggles with 1 million refugees imagine if that number were multiplied by 25
Now imagine that happening in a country with significantly less arable land

tfw to enttiligent for iq twsts so i got bored after doing 1/3 of it, guessed the rest of the answers, and still scored 120+
nto sure wot 2 thunk

let's figure this out

http://www.strawpoll.me/12081683

>>69774519
whatcha thinkin bout?

>>69774569
phimosis

>>69774569
how this persimmon is making my mouth feel furry

>>69774538
>>69774552
Which one is it?

>>69774548
it's 70 lad

>>69774568
If you lads are going to lie then there is no point in doing straw polls, is there? no

>>69774525
might try and score a spot on the undateables

Have to wait another hour and a half to take a shower then make breakfast

>>69774585
wind

>>69773954
http://www.mediafire.com/file/caf8b8xzannrh1d/whydoyouevendownloadthis.rar

>>69774598
t. microwilly

>>69774598
phimosislad detected

>phimosis
>turtlenecks
no wonder he wants to die tbphwyl

>>69774598
I have phimosis so I clicked yes

how is pattern recognition the ultimate test of cognitive ability?

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eating some special extra extra sharp cheddar cheese, lads

>>69774438
>140
That's MENSA tier.. good test.

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How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you by.

eating peanut butter and marmite on toast lads

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>>69774342
site crashed when i cliked evalaute

>>69774658
i masturbate

>>69774603
honestly think of you lot whenever I watch that
there's was an autist from Cornwall on recently aswell haha

>>69774658
don't care really

>>69774658
If you base your existence off of what others are doing you will never be happy

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>>69774658
stop

>>69774669
good lad

>>69774644
it's runt bait
literally designed for dummies to feel bettter about themselves

>>69774697
everyone does that though. you aren't a special snowflake with original thoughts.

>>69774697
we wuz wisdom n shit

>>69774658
realized a long time ago that i'll never live a normal life and so i stopped caring

>do half the test
>cba to finish
>get 100 IQ

>>69774711
yup, sounds about right

>>69774658
i deal with it by wanting to die

going to be all alone soon

friends have finally given up, family doesn't like me and don't talk to me and the gf has stopped speaking to me as well. dropping out of uni as well so I'm almost done JUSTing my life up.

feel a tad depressed about it all 2bh

>>69774711
People who've done the MENSA test say that IQ test site is basically very similar and reliable

To intelligent to do intelligence tests.

>>69774644
because it's the one thing where education plays no factor

the Ravens Progressive Matrices was originally created by the brits to determine the intelligence of people in their colonies who were illiterate with the goal of finding people who could be trained for administrative roles within the colonial bureaucracy

>>69774747
why have you screwed up so bad?

>>69774658
Dont feel too bad honestly. Apparently there are 6"4 lads here with 7 inch willies and 140 IQ who have failed, so I have done ok

>>69774658
Ive come to terms with the fact ill never have a normal life and just deal with what ive got

>>69774750
The only accurate IQ tests are the ones administered by psychiatrists also MENSA is the ultimate in fedora circlejerking

>>69774747
hahaha

>>69774747
>and the gf
stopped reading there

>>69774791
bit rude

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You're literally gay if you don't like feet

>>69774766
naivity, and I played a poor hand at life of guess.

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haha whoops someone caught a pic of me going for a stroll x

>>69774812
hey fatty boom boom, try having a banana

>>69774747
most of my friends gave up 5 years ago, you get used to it

>>69774812
You look like the grape made it out of willy wonka's factory

>>69774747
>gf
Why do casuals even bother posting

>>69774828friends? FONT

>>69774820
tried eating a banana a year or two ago, instantly gagged. cannot stomach decent food

what's the opposite of phimosis, where your willy is so big the foreskin wont go back over

Can I post anime girl legs?

>>69774812
he looks like an obese white dora while wearing the backpack

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>>69774829
HOW RUDE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM QUITE A SOUGHT AFTER MAN ABOUT TOWN

>>69774885
My eyes couldn't take it

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was lenin that bad of a guy

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need an acne gf desu lads

>>69774908
Why not?

>>69774885
please do

>>69774842
I've spent 3+ hours a day on /brit/ for the last year or so lad

>>69774795
because a gf who's about to dump you is more important than family right?

>>69774882
circumcised

>>69774913
yes

>>69774904
nonce

>>69774877
>tried eating a banana a year or two ago, instantly gagged
youre meant to chew bits off it haha

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>>69774924

>>69774947
hehe

>>69774947
haha

No lollygaging

>>69774947
rofl

>>69774913
Yes he was

>>69774947
hoho

>>69774947
tehe

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>>69774937
DON'T MAKE ME MAD MATE

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M MAD

>>69774932
>Caused in part by a drought, the Russian famine of 1921 was the most severe that the country had experienced since that of 1891,[330] resulting in around five million deaths.[331] The famine was exacerbated by government requisitioning, as well as the export of large quantities of Russian grain.[332] To aid the famine victims, the U.S. government established an American Relief Administration to distribute food,[333] although Lenin was suspicious of this aid and had it closely monitored.[334] During the famine, Patriarch Tikhon called on Orthodox churches to sell unnecessary items to help feed the starving, an action endorsed by the government.[335] In February 1922 Sovnarkom went further by calling on all valuables belonging to religious institutions to be forcibly appropriated and sold.[336] Tikhon opposed the sale of items used within the Eucharist and many clergy resisted the appropriations, resulting in violence.[337]

only 5 million died
pretty amateurish for that day-in-age to be frankly honest

>>69774919
i had such a smooth and acne free face i used to get accused of moisturising which did NOT help the gay rumours

Monday: cide'
Tuesday: cide'
Wesnesday: cide'
Thirsday: cide'
Friday: cide'
Saturday: cidd'
Sunday: 'cide

>>69774947
toppity toppity topitty tip top kek

What do you call a leaf who killed himself?

A 'cider

>>69774809
you sound like you had a solid foundation

>>69775001
who accuses someone of moisturizing their face? do you mean people accused you of wearing makeup?

>>69775021
lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5n9soh/lets_get_some_love_for_the_end_of_a_true_civil/dca0rkl/

>>69775021
haha more like compost haha

>>69774913
Nah not really. Wrote some good stuff as well.

What do you call an Australian?

Phimosis

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>>69775049

>>69775027
a bigger lad who used to rub my face cause he liked how smooth it felt

>>69775001
did you shave your legs and arms as well?

i'm thinking about doing that because I'm grotesquely hairy but then everyone will just assume i'm gay so it won't really help with the ladies haha

>>69775049
the propaganda isn't even subtle these days

>>69775049
Glad that Kenyan wog who hates Britain will be gone desu

>>69775077
no but i'm not a hairy guy

>tfw 6'4
>brick shithouse
>big cock
>minimal hair growth
>straight dark blonde hair
>blue eyes

really lucked out in the genetic lottery lads

>>69775074
so he was a bender?

>>69775026
mm...not sure 2bh

had a really rough childhood with a fuckton of abuse so maybe it had something to do with it. feel like shit just remembering any of it. bit surprised I didn't off myself back then haha.

not really a fan of blaming that though as I was doing alright at the start of uni so it doesn't really make sense

>>69775149
no he was just weird, but he was at least 6'2 and attractive so it didn't stop him from getting pussy he just embarrassed himself a lot, but of course it was cute when he did it.

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really think she could be the one lads x

shall heem the first runt who virgin walks within my sight

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>>69775138
>Brick shithouses post on /brit/ now

*walks past*

>>69775175
>those nip teeth

*moonwalks*

*does the virgin sit*

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>>69775138
>>minimal hair growth
>really lucked out in the genetic lottery lads

>>69775167
did he comb your hair as well?

>>69775203
>>69775210
>>69775229
*watches you three intently*

>>69775206
Mine are like that. How do I fix them?

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When did you realise you'll die a virgin?

serious answers only please.

*tries to virgin walk*

*fails*

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here

>>69774913
Leni Robredo is.

*does the virgin dance*

>>69775249
17

bellend smells of skips lads

*drinks a virgin cuba libre*

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>racemixing is ba-

>>69775249
Still got time, but it'd probably be underwhelming

>>69775248
Rob the jewelry store and tell them to make you a grill

would like a lad to tell me what my bellend smells of

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>>69775279

>>69775289
not really

>>69775289
your dad's arse

>>69775301
rofl

>>69775301
hehe

Is 5:43 am to late to eat a chicken burg?

>>69775285
Everyone's first time is

>>69775318
literally just made myself a burrito lad, go for it

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wearing my virgin clothes

>>69775318
of course not

get yourself a mcchicken

the best fast food sandwich

>>69775318
nah, its too early

>>69775318
Hello fellow eastern standard timezone dweller

I'll be going to sleep shortly myself

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Going to go buy alcohol

And hopefully in an alcoholic haze I'll drown my sorrows and forget about life

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going to a fancy dress as phimosis

>>69775279
The Caliph of Spain, who had blonde hair and blue eyes, used to dye his hair black so he looked less like a Goth

Need a Balkanlar harem

>>69775362
hannibal brucie

the food van has been lacking in the crisp department lately
I'm not gonna be mad if they don't have nik-naks again, just disappointed

*Spins on my head with my doodle out playing the flute*

Hippocleides has no care

>>69775362
He's like an attractive version of me desu

imagine if we had foreskin around our heads lmao

>>69775318
mate i started drinking at 6 and made myself a chicken wrap

lets party lad

>>69775380
that's a talented doodle

If you really have phimosis then you've probably got an ocean of smegma around your lower bellend as well

*noodles your noodle*

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>>69775381
is this you

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morning lads

-30°C out here and the wind is whipping laddos

about to don the ol' coveralls and head out for another 12 hour workday

such is life on the North Dakota oil fields

>>69775362
jonny depps retarded gay son

>>69775398
don't you have any pics from before you were circumcised, ya dickhead

30+ degrees here lads absolutely livid

>>69775398
what if the skin around your head is a foreskin and your hair is actually the head trying to pop out

>>69775442
hehe

>>69775429
wouldn't mind a 12 hour workday in Dakota Fanning's oil fields

>>69775362
>anglo
cuck
this is our country now whiteboi and theres nothing you can do about it :^)

>>69775415
erm it's VERY clean inside my bellend protector thank you

>>69775454
woah

-6 here and snowy

>>69775377
>Food van only has $14 burgers and $5 cans of soft drink

Sure is good being a tradie

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>>69775249

10 years ago when I was 17. Had hopes when I was 15-16 but I'm yet to kiss a girl.

alri phimosislads

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not a fan of this whole summer thing

>>69775444
>lives in an oven
>complains about the heat
wew

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Heated up that chicken burg

25 and humid at 10pm
Australian weather

Heard this at Woolies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4zmkhuT4Zg
Remember?

>>69775494
Are you obese or grotesquely deformed?

>>69775494
>27
>on the chon
>kissless virgin
how have you not offed yourself?

>>69775249
20

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you can only reply to this post if you are all of these things:
> not a manlet
> not a chinlet
> not ugly
> not fat
> not a virgin

>>69775525
Maybe it's time to take the turtleneck off

In Enfield service station now

>>69775493
sounds unhealthy having burgers and soft drinks everyday

NEED a fat gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhZZP3KDVqY&index=2&list=PL133F10FE776B270A

>>69775523
rare wojak that

>>69775553
alri

>be aussie
>live on tropical oven island
>complain about the summer

smdh

>>69775494
>tfw I lost hope 7 years ago when I was 16
I just can't see myself with a female in any way.

>>69775553
all me

>>69775471
he's half anglo half italian iirc, he's a wog ally

reckon I'd be a kissless virgin if I wasn't good looking

have no charisma at all

>>69775572
Come down here and I'll snap ya

>>69775553
one of these applies to me but I'm replying anyway

>>69775590
post face

>>69775557
She has nudes out there

>>69775588
Thought he was Serb

Have you guys ever posted your faces on /int/

this all nighters already catching up with me

can't do them like i used to

>>69775624
yea, was told i'm handsome but look like a paki

>>69775553
5'10 king of the manlets

>>69775624
no, i don't even own an image of my face

>>69775624
yes

>>69775624
my face is a reaction image floating around but i've never told anyone because it'd just make things worse haha

anyone else told irl people about /brit/? I told my friend and she thought it was weird

>>69775624
maybe if i get drunk x

>>69775658
yeah i also told them i'm a virgin

no you twit

>>69775610
im not taking a 24hr flight to boiling prison island sweetie xxx

>>69775649
imagine if someone u knew saw it they would be bare gassed

>>69775658
always close the tab when the gf gets near the laptop Tbh

>>69775673
Do it cunt I'll take a cab to the International Terminal tomorrow

kek'ing at teenagers calling obama the best president ever

>>69775621
found with bing

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apparently it's going to snow soon

oh goodie...

>>69775694
he's the best president they've ever known, can't blame them

EXPERIMENT: 1000 DEGREE KNIFE vs Australia

>>69775694
better than the previous and will be better than pu- trump

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>you will never fix your overbite

>>69775658
Standing next to a girl while looking at your feet and blowing bubbles with your spit doesn't count as talking.

>>69775692
shan't
>>69775658
yes

>>69775717
>Friendly spoidah projects acid and melts the knife

>>69775740
hehe

*crouchwalks into the thread*

>>69775704
i want it to snow

so i can walk home in it when it gets dark and be nice a cosy in my winter jacket

>>69775733
>than pu- trump
you have to go back

>>69775733
dubya is a saint compared to obama

nobody knows what trump will be like, but i doubt he'll be bombing seven different countries with over 20,000 bombs within a single year like his predecessor did

>>69775740
hahaha

It's too hot to even hug people

*wavedashes between posts*

shall be hugging someone

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>get a gf
>a few weeks later meet her best friend who I get on with better and who is fitter

*takes a golden, ammonia scented piss on this thread*

Not a word

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>>69775649
alri

*quantum tunnels into thread*

hehe

who wants it

>>69775736
Ktf

How bad is it

>>69775803
not me

>>69775803
who the fuck is this runt

>>69775803
at long last...

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>>69775803

old / new : >>69774195

also, >>69775803 havent seen this pic with that quality desu

anyone else told irl people about /brit/? I told my friend and she thought it was weird

can't say I'm a fan of all these chinks in this thread

Read these very silly paragraphs from a first fleeter today.

> Venomous animals and reptiles are
rarely seen. Large snakes beautifully
variegated have been killed, but of th
e effect of their b
ites we are happily
ignorant. Insects, though numerous, ar
e by no means, even in summer, so
troublesome as I have found them in
America, the West
Indies, and other
countries.
The climate is undoubtedly very de
sirable to live in. In summer the heats
are usually moderated by th
e sea breeze, which sets in
early; and in winter
the degree of cold is so slight as
to occasion no inco
nvenience; once or
twice we have had hoar frosts and ha
il, but no appearan
ce of snow. The
thermometer has never ri
sen beyond 84, nor falle
n lower than 35, in
general it stood in the beginning of Fe
bruary at between
78 and 74 at noon.
Nor is the temperature of the air less
healthy than pleasant. Those dreadful
putrid fevers by which new countries
are so often ravaged, are unknown to
us: and excepting a slight diarrhoea,
which prevailed soon after we had
landed, and was fatal in very few inst
ances, we are strangers to epidemic
diseases.

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>>69775736
overbite or overjet?

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at 3400 calories

>>69775862
You fucking retard

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Me and my pet Australians

>roleplaying as coronation street characters on twitter

I'm as pathetic as they come but even I wouldn't stoop that low.

>>69775883
Both ;_;

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are they culturally appropriating australian culture?

>>69776074
no because australians don't drink fosters

>>69776010
>but even I wouldn't stoop that low.
You're roleplaying as a paki virgin on a Sri Lankan shirt lifting board.

That's definitely lower.

>>69776114
yes what?

>>69776147
yes, sir

>>69776176
I'm not an officer, you address me as sergeant.

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>>69776176
mad man

coffee machine doing it's thing

hmm

neighbour is hoovering their lawn

hmm

dads bumming me

hmm

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>>69776271
now then now then young man
say a prayer for uncle jimmy

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Hmmm

>>69776519
What did she mean by this

>>69776519
What a stupid name