>You wake up in Poznan, Poland... wat do

>>69768490
fly home for 9 euro

Convert to Islam and move to Japan

Look around for a bit then take a train to Germany.

>>69768490
Ask why everyone is yelling gibberish

Wzyckz zu zyzohzshz

Be weary of any backstabbing L*thuanians and U*rainians

>>69768490
fight communism since it is the only place on earth where people won't call you a fascist for it

im in poznan right now its so kurwa cold my windows are leaky im freezing send help

Look for piano concerts

>>69768490
But that's Wrocław in your pic.

>>69768791
Wzczykkz kzychlaw wrzalow zwzwzzz

Fucking Polen

>>69768820
W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie, faggot.

Go to playa piano concert for poles, the people I love so much.

>>69768853
How the Polish language was born

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ9wNT21c_s

>>69768877
*beats u up*

Polish my peenus in local polish cunt

become a hooligan for a 12 year olds football team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwVi8dSQWk

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>>69768932
Poles are not humans. Hitler didn't finish the job.

>>69768969
mexican sailor pls go you aren't welcome

>>69768969
MAKE
POLAND
GREAT
AGAIN

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>>69768978
hardcore

>>69768490
1. have an orgasm
3. get married
4. be happy forever after

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>Make some friends
>Stay a couple of day at their house
>shitpost on /int/ with my new friends
>Go out for eating, music maybe flirt with some girl
>Go to mexican embassy and tell them I woke up there with my friends as witnesses
>Return to Mexico
>Send my polish friends money and offer them hosting if they ever want to come

>>69768490
rape

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>>69768490
>>69768783
>>69768877
>>69768932
>>69768969
>>69768989
why do polishfags liek to fight latin american so much?
mexican sailors, chilean pianist etc, you polacks have a deathwish

>>69769283
>Return to Mexico

Why would you do that?

>>69769344
Because they are evil and like to shower with fishes.

>>69769429

>I'm not an asshole
>I work everyday to make my country better
>I've been out of the country a couple of times, I can afford it with some struggle
>I want nice people to come Mexico instead, Mexican people is doomed unless we have more foreign cultural/moral influence.

>>69769283
>Send my Polish friends money and offer them hosting if they ever want to come
No one wants to go to Mexico.

>>69768753

How'd you get that flag?

kill myself

>>69768490
Naked and drink vodka

>>69768490

Find someone who speaks English. Ask where the nearest American embassy is. Go there. Give someone at the embassy 10 bucks to buy me tasty Polish food.

>>69768490
I try to locate the nearest airport without getting assaulted and I take a plane back to italy.

>>69768645
Is that possible?

Literally happened 1.30 hours ago