>I will never move out of my parents house or get a drivers

>23
>graduate engineering
>no jobs
>if there is a job it has 200 applicants
>canadianmale.jpg

I didnt choose the neet life the neet life chose me

>>69767911
>No jobs
Are you sure there's just no jobs for retards like you with a 3.0 GPA and no co-op experience or networking?

I've done that.

It has it's ups and down, but i can watch porn on the tv in the living room and that pays for all.

>>69767911
>not taking the easy route and going into trades

Driving isn't hard m80. Fucking Chris Chan has a driver's licence.

>>69767987
>Not realizing the Union for all the good trades isn't looking for apprentices because there's not enough spots and that crawling on your hands and knees like a cuck doesn't pay all that great long-term

>>69768008

m8, if you can have so can he.

>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working

Please help me...

How can I become normal?

>>69768118
delet this

NOT YOU IRAQ, NOT YOU.

>>69768152
>IRAQ
are you memeing?

>>69768118
>trying to lift but it's hardly working
Lift heavier weights, nigger

>>69767802
Do you have any friends? You don't need your parents to get a driver's license. If you have some money, you don't even need friends. If you don't have money, you don't really need a driver's license to begin with.

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>>69768152
Help..

>>69768185
I want a drivers' license so I can get a job as a valet.

I want to drive cool cars and pretend I'm le f1 speed racer guy

>>69768215
stop mocking me!

there's always a way out

>>69768367
I know but lessons are kind of expensive for driving and I like saving money on rent

>>69767802
>>I will never move out of my parents house

My fear rn tbqh.

>G-G-GUYS IM A 23 YEAR OLD FAGGOT CANADIAN AND NOBODY LOVES ME I HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING BUT NO DRIVER'S LICENSE AND I STILL LIVE WITH MY PARENTS I'M ALSO A FATCUNT THAT THINKS LIFTING 2KG WEIGHTS FOR 5 MINUTES A DAY WILL DO ANYTHING BUT I RATHER MAKE THE SAME SHITTY THREADS ON 4CHAN THAN SOLVE MY RETARDED PROBLEMS TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A DUMBCUNT TO WORK IT OUT MYSELF BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I WON'T READ YOUR ADVICE AND JUST MAKE THE SAME SHITTY THREAD AGAIN TOMORROW WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69768414
the fuck?

i don't have a degree in engineering. I have a Master's in Quantitative Finance.

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>>69768367
Europe with the subtle messages..

>>69767937
I always find the people who network the most to be the least likable.

Like you can't hang out with them, without them scheming some shit.

>>69769790
T. Unsuccessful

>>69769809
Hardly, and I'm not saying that you shouldn't network at all, but people who do it to excess do come off as narcissistic

>don't have sex for years
>have sex with a fat uggo because the dry spell has been at least 3 years
>get chlamydia

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>69767802
No jobs in your town? What gives?

>>69769840
True, but only fools do that.

Non retards make it seem genuine

Can't you buy a driver license in walmart in ur cunt ?

>>69767802

>28
>Have my own house half an hour outside the city
>good job that pays well
>qt gf that lives with me
>My job recently struck a deal and will be cooperating with another firm that has an office in a tropical cunt.
>I'll be flying out soon and spend some time living like a king there.

This is fair!!!