/brit/

cara is shit

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on some sugar puff business lads

On tonight's episode of "My Embarrassing Body", __________

awful cara so far

>>69760378
Stop playing the fucking psychologist boy

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fredrica

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cara

The real tragedy is that to solve the migrant crisis, the EU needed more power not less.

The crisis was literally caused by the Big Five not wanting to surrender sovereignty to an Brussels and an EU army and the likes. The EU was only ever going to achieve true democratic institutions if it could also have the same sovereignty as its constituent countries.

That's why migrants simply moved from one country to the next in order to find a way in. because there was no single policy.

We should have supported the EU to let it be like the US federal government.

For those of you who think that would have let more migrants in, several european countries have the same opposition to immigrants as the UK. And having a central government control a continent sized country hardly hurt the USA in that regard

>>69760077

Its fine, bud. You were hurt because you developed feelings for her over a long period of time, and you had reason to think it was mutual (you had skype sex after all, it wasn't just you being the unrequited beta friend to her). So the fact that she's dating someone out of nowhere hit you as a shock, and you have reason to feel like you've been cheated on. That betrayal's enough reason to want to end the relationship.

But if you like her as a friend, then maybe its best not to sever the relationship entirely. You could just send her an email saying that you apogolize for overreacting, but you had strong feelings for her at the time, and you felt betrayed. Now you need some space to think things over but you still like her as a friend and might want to get back together in that capacity later on. Make sure to immediately state (ideally in the email heading and first sentence) that this is an apology email and/or that you've rethought about what you said before, else she just trashes it thinking its a love letter.

If you don't like her as a friend, or you don't think you can be friends with her given how the relationship progressed and how you feel, then just end the relationship outright. If you feel a bit of regret for what you did, and you want to end on a high note, then just send a quick email or card and tell her you're sorry for overreacting but don't indicate any intention to get back together.

going to get drunk today

>>69760416
a /brit/ special!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlM2Yu-7LvU

>>69760416
icelandic man talks about life as a legally registered dwarf

>>69760385
wakefield-upon-sea

>>69760456
education

>>69760428
no

>>69760440
With the US, there were very few people there and they all shared the same values

Not the same with the millions of people currently living in the EU

if i cant definitely remember an actor or actress' name i don't want to guess because im always paranoid i'll accidentally say a pornstar's name

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reading some facebook posts from the mother of the 12yo yank who hanged herself

>12 years old
>already on prozac

absolute state of americans jesus

leafs out

>>69760411
WE KNOW WHAT YOU DONE

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all those farms

>>69760471
no

>>69760470
Kek

>>69760416
Got acne on my upper torso at 24

>>69760500
wakefield point

Just came across a vintage poll of mine, one of my best tbqh

http://www.strawpoll.me/5583344

http://www.strawpoll.me/5583344

http://www.strawpoll.me/5583344

(repost)

redpill me on the snooper's charter lads

>>69760482
they were coming from literally everywhere and from opposing sides. how is that 'sharing the same values' Lol

>>69760490
anti-depressants shouldn't be prescribed at all desu
i don't trust them

>>69760411
MANS HEAD LIKE A TICTAC Y'KNOW DAT

>>69760440
EU is continental nonsense and mysteries. Man should march to his own beat, and a nation should steer its own ship. The UK has freed itself from the tendrils of corruption and a level of bureaucracy which would put the Soviet to shame.

>>69760440
wat

>>69760517
don't think that's the name of it

>>69760416

got a frickin papercut

>>69760538
the lads at the food standards agency and the gambling commission need access to our internet history to protect us from the isis

>>69760535
>jahans wouldnt make the cut
dropped

>>69760544
cultural assimilation was harshly imposed on every population that to the US that wasnt WASP

>>69760565
is it in norfolk or thereabouts?

>>69760416
got phismosis desu

Your dick's so thin you give girls a papercut

Job interview in so-called London on Friday lads. Hope I don't get it desu.

>>69760416
can't stop biting parts of my lip off even though i've been drinking a couple of pints of water every hour or so

>>69760500
Gt Yarmouth area

>>69760547
good lad
I work in a pharmacy and the amount of anti depressants I dish out is crazy, can't be a good thing

>>69760597
Regardless, his post was nonsense. Europeans do share the same values.

>>69760607
Not worth it - London's going to die during Brexit.
Northern Powerhouse stands strong.

>>69760598
it is not
>>69760624
nope

>>69760544
>they were coming from literally everywhere
literally completely untrue. Over 70% were english, the rest primarily french and German

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i was like errrrrrrrrrrrrr what's this
dylan brewer taking the pure piss
thinking you can par me it's a myth
you're shit. on top of all that you're a snitch

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Well obviously DIE-eash is just a sick, inhuman cult of cowards which have nothing whatsoever to do with the great world religion of Islam.

We will continue to destroy them with our military of jets, drones, laser guided missiles and special forces, many thousands of times more powerful than anything they possess. And I will make speeches from my nice house in the Cotswolds while their cowardly leaders are on the front line of a living hell armed with old rifles against the combined forces of over 80 countries. While their fighters sacrifice themselves in huge numbers fighting a rearguard action against a numerically superior force. While they live a harder life than any British soldier has ever had to live in living memory.

Because they are the cowards. Not me. Not us.

>>69760500
Bridlington?

post pictures that are just barely within janny's tolerance

sick of women

they're all narcissistic cunts

>>69760490
yanks are a different species

>>69760564
Don't get what you're having trouble with.

>>69760416
I have a 2 inch flaccid penis

Browsing t'dit

>slick trotskyite labour entryist
>voted brexit
;)

>>69760666
Yes

'sing 't

Who /AGDQ/

DOOM run up next

>>69760440

Fun fact - the Americans are the root of the migrant crisis. I'm not even a /pol/tard.

The African migrants are funnelling through Libya to Italy. Libya historically served as the "cork of Africa", and was fairly stable, and prevented migrants from traversing the Mediterranean (see Assange on Clinton's foreign policy). But once Gaddafi was toppled, and Libya was sent into chaos, they lost control of the border and the human smuggling operation picked up. Libya's demise was single-handedly decided by Clinton as secretary of state and Obama. Email records show that Hillary in particular was leading the charge on that one even though Obama was ready to abstain from involvement in the region.

Syria is even more obvious. The rebel groups against Bashar's regime came as a connected movement to the Arab Spring. The Arab Spring was a product of extended American foreign involvement and sudden withdrawal which destabilized the middle east. The militant forces can be traced back to terrorist organizations that sprung up post-American involvement in Afghanistan and elsewhere over the past decades, especially in training and tooling local insurgents under the belief that 'the enemy of the enemy is my friend'.

We can argue over why the Americans did all this, and whether they even intended to create the migrant hordes, but they were undoubtedly the cause.

>>69760651
Well that's largely the population of the european union right this minute

>>69760697
heh... you're alright with me... kid

>>69760642
Applied for jobs in northern powerhouses too but London is the only place that's shortlisted me for interview unfortunately.

>>69760416
The tip of my dick is bleeding

>>69760670
Have a cheeky twek webm instead

>>69760703
nice
post more
I want to see if you post areas I'm more familiar with

>>69760720
>why the Americans did all this
because the possibility of USE was the only potential threat to their supremacy.

>>69760724
I just read your other posts and we were making the same point- there are shared european values. I thought you were spouting the bullshit that americans came from all over the world

>>69760720
They didn't intend anything.

The United States has much less control over the situation than most people would like to believe. In fact, the entire Arab Spring was the result of them reacting to events outside of their control.

>>69760720
if you look closer you'll see that it is in fact israel and not the yanks

>>69760754
expected a willy to flop out desu

>>69760685
Devolve the sovereignty of Parliament to an unelected and ergo unaccountable foreign elite? No thanks. Lol

>>69760754
he's going to have a fucking fit

>>69760670
got warned for Rosyposting

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whos staying up for obummer capitulation speech

you spastic
you runt
you nobhead
you cunt
you twat
you window-licker
you autist
you twerp
you nob-jockey
you wanker
you bloody fucking racist
get out of my thread

business idea: say politically controversial things on Youtube in a Scottish accent

>>69760716
link me x

>>69760779
yeah I was disappointed too

Business idea: Invade Sentinel island and conquer it

>>69760804
>my thread

shan't be reading one more word of this tosh

>>69760812
https://www.twi
tch.tv/gamesdonequick

yannys a fucking puritan

>>69760804
*stays in it not knowing if you're referring to me*

>>69760834
interesting idea
what do you hope to accomplish from this?

All of my professors this term are Jewish. One's from Newcastle originally.

High achievers aren't they

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LMAO SO TRUE

don't believe this is allowed >>69760726

>>69760787
it would be the exact opposite of devolution.

we'd have a central government
the countries themselves would be state level,

imagine being stuck on a zero hour contract for six months straight hahahah can you imagine hahah I'd want to kill myself if that happened haha

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*fires up the 'ddit*

ahh yes, fascinating

Good morning Britainese.

>>69760874
played 30 minutes of Skyrim then never played it again

>>69760665
desu this is what i never understood

obviously isis are all terrorist scum, but i never got the "hurr durr they r cowurds" thing

right now they are fighting tooth and nail in mosul despite being outnumbered 10-1. they die for what they believe in and go into battle wearing absolutely no armor whatsoever, against US trained and supplied forces with airstrikes raining down on them daily. and meanwhile they live in absolutely shit conditions and have barely any medical facilities and resources.

meanwhile, american soldiers get into a firefight, hide in a ditch and call in an airstrike to neutralize the threat instead of properly fighting, then claim that the taliban/al-qaeda are cowards because they use IED's

>>69760867
I want to give them all the modern tools they need to become a bunch of degenerates and have them destroy themselves. A scientific endeavor

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had another dream where i was about to shag a perfect looking girl but couldn't stay hard

ffs i can't even find peace in my dreams

>>69760874
prefer 'blivion myself desu

>>69760871
They get any job they want automatically by filling the jewish reparations quota

>>69760670
dunno what to post haha x

any idea lads?

>>69760906
interesting idea
*hands you a fiver*

>>69760900
good morningu

>>69760940
get your knob out lad haha

Person: what's so great about /brit/?
*eyes widen*
*pulls up podium*
*sets up power point*
*shuffles notecards*
*clears throat*

I'm glad you fucking asked.

>>69760945
*high fives you back*

>>69760923
haha I've done that in real life twice

I'm one of 6 children (age range 15-28), and none of us have ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents must be wondering what they did wrong haha, bit of a runt family desu

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>>69760670

>>69760927
actually can't believe they remade skyrim instead of oblivion

lost my respect for bethesda

>>69760923
used to do that with my gf, used to tell her it was my nerves and not the fact that I wasnt really into it

>>69760946
ohayo
i drinking english breakfast tea.
without mikl and sugar.

fatties cost the NHS 5 billion a year

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>>69760940


maisie bollock busting pictures PLEASE

I have 5 siblings (age range 15-28 including myself), and none of us have ever had a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents must be wondering what they did wrong haha

>>69760874
it's boring to me. Don't find games that great unless there is a competitive aspect

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>>69760961
no hate pls

>>69760988
>remade

it was literally an HD release for ps4 and xbox one

>>69760670
no

Person: what's so great about slags?
*eyes widen*
*pulls up podium*
*sets up power point*
*shuffles notecards*
*clears throat*

I'm glad you fucking asked.

>>69760923
ive done that in real life

this girl was unbelievably fit

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>>69760900
alri

>>69760893
>r/uktrees

Yes, fascinating

what type of mental disorder causes people to admit when they don't know something?
i gave my mate 16GB of RAM for his computer because i thought he'd might as well have it since i don't need it anymore
i asked him "do you know how to put it in?" and he said yes.
3 months later and he still hasn't put it in, it's so obvious he doesn't know how to do it, but won't admit it
i'm going to leather the cunt, i shoud've just stuck them on eBay

>>69761036
emperors new clothes

>>69761000
(check em) what does this mean

>>69761027
what are those bones called at the side of her fanny

>>69761073
fanny bones

>>69761048
>tfw no mate to donate computer parts to me

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been doing the 4chan for 8 years now. I am an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and am had 7 internships. I'm an member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intellijent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable to. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make you more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have you my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day,

>>69761053
Revive this gimmick NOW

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just burst out into tears because a post I had high hopes for got no replies

what year did you lads finish secondary? 2009 here

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Can't you see you don't belong
You're a stupid little fucking mong

>>69761085
be serious for a minute please

>>69761073
they arent bones

i have them too because i am a skeleton

>>69761106
1914

>>69760885
Well for starters, a completely federalised European Union is unattainable in reality because there is no way in hell all EU27 member state governments would get a mandate to engage in said federalisation, if any, and no government would be willing to sucede from power for this ideal, either.

If we are speaking in theoretical terms, it is still a flawed idea, because the democratic institutions of each EU country are catered to the cultural and preferred needs of their natives.

who /electrictoothbrush/ here?

/brit/ more like /poo/ hahaha jks jks

>>69761091
could you sort me out with a job?

>>69761091
>I'll be your CEO one day
*kills you with one punch*

>>69761091
pay up piggies

>>69761091
>intellijent
dropped

Person: what's so great about single mothers?
*eyes widen*
*pulls up podium*
*sets up power point*
*shuffles notecards*
*clears throat*

I'm glad you fucking asked.

>>69761048
That's one thing, but he'd have to be a bonafide spacker to not just google 'how to install RAM'

Bin him la

need a gyal to whine pon mi cocky

>>69761036
how do you live with yourself?

my willi hurts

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Did this thing today where we had to do a presentation, taking it in turns to speak to the rest of the group

Anyway, of all the girls doing presentations, the level of awkwardness for them was the exact opposite of their level of fitness.

Some ugly fat girl went up and delivered a perfect, polished presentation. Then this absolute stunner, like genuine 10/10, went up and nervously mumbled her way through, pretty much completely incoherently.

Wondering if this dynamic has been observed by you lads and why it occurs?

Also goes without saying I made an absolute twat out of myself in front of them when it was my turn.

first person to respond to this post gets 5 (You)'s

>>69761124
psml

>>69760993
good stuff although I prefer Irish breakfast tea and think we might have had this conversation before

also milk and sugar is for children and nancy boys

>>69761053
>>69761053
just no

>>69761073
tendons, everyone has them

>>69761146
ive banged other fit girls so w/e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9dbAQJIu1o

if this doesn't invoke a strong feeling of nostalgia in you then you're not a real person

>>69761160
ty

Can anybody explain how James 'fat hack' Corden became so popular in yank-land?

might do an 'ol 'cide

I've heard stories about people hearing the screams from hell when they die and come back to life.

I remember hearing about the Church of Satan creator confessing his love for Christ on his death bed because he felt the flames of hell burning him up as he died

Put your faith in Jesus 100% people

>>69761106
2011

>>69761160
INVEST

tights

>order a pizza
>it arrives
>delivery lad is actually a delivery lass
>she asks for a tip
>slip my hand down her knickers and give her the tip of my middle finger
>she quivers and squeals

>>69761122
>unattainable in reality
yeah That's the tragedy. The one and only solution was completely impossible. brexit was inevitable and won't solve shit

>>69761153
ugly girls have to put effort into life whereas hot girls do not

>>69761106
2015

>>69761177
>>69761177
>>69761177
>>69761177
>>69761177
here you go lad

@69761192 aussie

too late

>>69761178
They like to relate to what they see on the screen (fat, unfunny).

god bless grey leggings

>>69761133
*changes diaper*
*posts status about baby boy*
*flirts with 18 year olds on tinder*
*rants at cashier in tescos*
*ring the father(s) for more money*

I'm glad you fucking asked xx PROUD mother of 2, and no I don't do hookups! REAL MEN ONLY!

Person: what's so great about James corden?
*eyes widen*
*pulls up podium*
*sets up power point*
*shuffles notecards*
*clears throat*

I'm glad you fucking asked.

I've actually survived a hanging attempt (clinical deppression about 4 years ago, better now). As soon as I lost my footing there was an imediate blind panic to survive. That lasted about 5 seconds, then as I lost conciousness I was calm and happy, though my body was still jerking. I woke up, the cord having snapped just after I blacked out, and though for months after, I wished I had died, the relief upon waking up from what I thought at the time was my death was the catalyst that wventually got me out of deppression. Never shared that story, and no one knows I did it

>>69761124
haha had me going there for a sec pal

>>69761106
2014

>>69761187
here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBUiNJh928

>>69761220
this hurt my feelings lol

Person: what's so great about chronic depression?
*eyes widen*
*pulls up podium*
*sets up power point*
*shuffles notecards*
*clears throat*

I'm glad you fucking asked.

https://youtu.be/tLVnICdcTdo?t=30

why don't you want these children to live in safety in britain, rorkes? why do you not want them to come here? why do you hate them? why, rorkes?

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cannot restrain my passion for Rozie

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>>69761236
I'm glad you failed.

>>69761116
then what are?

and if you have them because you're a skelly then that would mean its because they are bones dummy

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>>69761236

#shoutout to the collective efforts of every single mother out there who has to tolerate the shit of each /brit/ poster who lives with them

>>69761274
>le depression meme

>>69761153
I've experienced the opposite, with the attractive girls delivering great presentations and the ugly/fat ones being completely shite

JUMP OUT GANG

>Jeremy Corbyn: I've not changed mind on immigration

Rest assured Jezza we have not changed our minds about you

You are a total waste of space and were you not such a buffoon you would be dangerous

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i want a corgi

>>69761109

more

>>69761253
bit scared lads

>>69761300
Probably because you do a meme degree

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>>69760965
>>69761033
>>69761133
>>69761228
>>69761274
good gimmick tbqh

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Matt Viser @mviser
CNN now reporting that Russian spies claim to have personal and financial information that compromises Donald Trump

>>69761289
>and if you have them because you're a skelly then that would mean its because they are bones dummy

this is dumb as fuck logic

but I already answered they are fucking tendons and literally every human has them male or female

>>69761153
woah so you're telling me that humans are in fact complex beings and confidence isn't only linked to attractiveness? a truly astounding revelation mate.

>>69761136
he really is a thick cunt
i'm surprised he can tie his own fucking shoelaces desu
the worst part is, he's so desperate to prove that he isn't borderline retarded, that he ends up making himself seem even dumber
i wouldn't have judged him for not knowing how to install RAM, i would've just done it for him, but instead he has to this bullshit

>>69761285
do you have a link to a set so i don't need to save all of these individually

didn't get a (you) yet today but I'm gonna earn it fair and square

>>69761289
adductor muscles, apparently

i can flex them

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Why do people ask if you think about suicide and death when they're diagnosing depression?

Like yeah, I think about it every day and decide not to. Doesn't mean I'm depressed, just means I'm reflective.

Can't imagine not thinking about death daily.

>>69761336
econ & finance so yeah

>>69761169
>Irish breakfast tea
>many milk and sugar

too top sweet desu
blacktea is awesome

will rosy ever show us her fanny?

garage
I don't care about garage
sdsdsd it don't sound like garage
who told you that I make garage
wiley kats got his own scene it's not garage
make it in the studio and not in the garage
here in london there's a sound called garage
but this is my sound it sure ain't garage
I heard they don't like me in garage

>>69761349
*shows images of Donald Trump crudely photoshopped into the place of Scrooge McDuck diving into his money as evidence*

satanism actually seems alright

@69761392
here you go lad

>>69761371
reddit chan . net /roze/

>>69761362
Nah, I was saying it's the opposite, the attractive ones are more insecure and vice versa.

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>>69761419
thanks

tetley is the best tea desu

>>69761401
If you did an actual degree where everyone is there because they're smart, not because they look good in a short skirt, things are little different matey.

any man wanna play wordsthatfolllow

>>69761407
* too too sweet

UK

need an album to listen to whilst i do some work

>>69761428
no wonder you fucked up your presentation. you cant even read.

>>69761447
tetleys is fucking disgusting

muh lakeland tea

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>>69760670

>>69761454
yea go on then

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>>69761314
>Immigration is not too high

>>69761464
clash the truth by Beach Fossils

>>69761464
queensryche - operation mindchrime

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>>69761253

>>69761451
undergrads aren't hard anyway even if you do an actual degree tbqh

United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth.

did you lads enjoy Julian Assange's ama ?

my experience in engineering is that the hot girls present well and then the ugly girls are either catastrophically bad or good

>>69761471
I'm saying confidence is linked to attractiveness, therefore the opposite of you.

What did I misread?

>>69761464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFW00MK6exg

no metal

>>69761502
Got bored. Hannity interview was good tho

>>69761503
my time in life in general has taught me that ugly girls are terrible people while cute girls are good people and you really can judge a book by its cover

>>69761522
yeh alri then

>>69761399
They want to know if you're just thinking about suicide, or actually thinking of how to suicide and making plans
Ideation vs intent

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>>69761503
>my experience in engineering is that the hot girls
>engineering
>hot girls

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Cheryl

>>69761539
what about staceys?

Can anyone tell me how Julian Assange end up in a Ecuadorian embassy in London??

>>69761509
dont worry about it.

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>There are people ITT right now that have to work hard for their (You)'s

>>69761566
twat

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=134
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=134
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=134

password is willy

>>69761552
there are always one of two super extraverted middle class white girls in engineering that have just completely won at life

>dog nicked a knife from the kitchen side and was running around with a blade out the side of his mouth like a pirate
ah yes the so-called "man's best friend"

570
Not me

>>69761558
walked in through the front door i imagine

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Rosemary Lisa Wolfe Gotto

>>69761558
raped in Sweden
UK police came after him so he went into the Ecuadorian Embassy.

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>>69761553

i said "sorry man"
i only socialise with /brit/ and the 'chon

>>69761503
desu i can't think of one attractive girl on my engineering course
literally the GOAT girls do art related courses, either fine art or art history

>>69761558
i guess he asked

>>69761600
But weren't the British authorities looking for him already??

>>69761554
there's nothing cute about stacey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHpc7KWlOLs

>>69761502
still not convinced he's alive, the person talking could have been a plant or hologram

>>69761647
ok then what about elsa jean? she's cute but shes a race traitor

>>69761616
nobody wants a pic for the 'gram

Want to learn how to DJ lads
Don't even want to play in front of people, just wanna do it in my bedroom for bant

>>69761604
hey wait a minute that link was fake

you bleeder

>>69761604
does she still live in london?

>>69761542
good lad
i find post-rock to be the best music to study to, the songs are often so long it's easier to listen to it as background music

>>69761644
prefer not to say

>>69761576
jammy cunts

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>>69761553
excellent post

Groceries are being delivered in an hour. VERY excited.

fucks sake boys, got yoghurt in my beard again :@

>>69761674
yeh i totally agree

>>69761558
>be julian assange
>in sweden
>america calls for sverige favour
>swedish govt attempt to prosecute assange even tho the 'abused' woman is confident he dindu nuffin
>gets to the uk before prosecution
>gets granted asylum by Ecuador (has to stay in their embassy in the uk)
>if he leaves he will get prosecuted and tossed into Guantanamo Bay

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ever wonder why people will sit right next to you in a movie theater even though all the other seats are open?

>>69761677
Same way how Edward Snowden "suddenly" end up in Russia....

>>69761656
Yeah I hear they got Disney to make a cgi of him like they did in Star Wars.

My wife killed herself almost a year and a half ago. Her suicide note was three sentences long. The first sentence referenced her rape by a friend's husband that happened about 5 years ago. There is no evidence of this rape, and now that she's dead there's not even a witness to testify. A post in another subreddit today about a man who murdered his child's rapist reminded me of all the things I've wanted to do to this despicable excuse for a man. But throwing my life away just to destroy his doesn't seem worth it. I think I know where he lives, though it's hundreds of miles away. I know how to contact many of his wife's friends.

What would you do if you were me?

>There are over 400,000 abos in Australia

Imagine that lads.

>>69761727
thing is with her right, i'd probably shag her right, but id probably not want to stick around afterwards, right.

>>69761669
u really need spoonfeeding?
mega dot nz/#!yBtjEYgR!3qFbsSmnjgA1DrJGYo5CwKZxYL2u0OmTLMJs4edkbZo

>>69761718
fuck off you clog-wearing cunt

>>69761713
thats just yanks

in other cultures people fill the room like liquid and come as near to each other as they have to

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>still not convinced he's alive, the person talking could have been a plant or hologram

cheryl is lovely looking tbf but her arse tattoo is horrendous

>>69761704
When will he quit? Or will he stay there forever!?

>>69761671
fuck off you genuine stalker

Hi all, first time poster. I was in an abusive relationship in college, which is something I don't talk about often, but have started to recently open up about with close friends, after starting to hash it out in therapy (still going weekly). I'm now in my late 20s, and successful in all areas of my life outside of romantic relationships.
I've recently started to find that things "trigger" me, which is an issue I hadn't experienced in the past. My therapist seems convinced that I've been being triggered for years, and have just been able to override it with unhealthy mechanisms. Even outside of the triggers, am finding myself frequently sick to my stomach and easily crying. I've always had issues with having fight-or-flight responses to smaller issues with men, which I've chalked up to residual survival tactics that I used for years during the abuse. Those overly intense responses felt manageable and like something I understood and was improving on, but these new "triggered" responses make me feel less in control, and like my abuser still has power over me.
This just sucks is all and I wanted to tell the universe because I don't want to tell anyone who would look at me with sad eyes. Thanks for listening.

>>69761735
find out if he did it for sure, get proof

take it to court, because you have proof

if you cant prove he did it then gather evidence until you are convinced, and confront him with it if you think he did it

>>69761757
You fuck off, you fucking twat!!

>>69761779
UN say he's being wrongfully detained so Trump will probably just acquit him for the lulz

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This ugly son of a bitch currently has a bun in the oven with Cheryl fucking Cole.

Nothing is impossible lads.

>fill the room like liquid
What did he mean by this?

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worst pm in living memory?

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*wakes up*
*does a post*

>>69761722
That was weird. I could instantly tell that something wasn't quite right

>replying to pasta

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>>69760401
me rn
only two of these I'm actually talking to though, others are just random messages

have others too that I never responded too but this is most recent

ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ

>>69761785
>I was in an abusive relationship in college

Literally how does this happen

Walk away nigga, like just open the door and move your legs, HaHaHaHa

>>69761736
They were not treated as humans until 1967

What age did you lads lose your virginity?

>>69761828
>replying to a 40 minute old post

kys

>>69761845
haha errr...

making a cup of Yorkshire tea

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what did they mean by this

>>69761837
maybe that's because they aren't

>>69761845
17, I was a late bloomer haha

>>69761818
Depends how old you are 2bh.

>>69761813
I think the rape allegations are fake

>>69761845
16

lost it shagging my gf up her arse backback too. if that counts.

>>69761850
I was out shoveling my driveway for over an hour

all these anons pretending they're not virgins or pretending they have GFs really gets me seriously depressed desu

>>69761845
14 la

>>69761782
erm? i watched a couple of videos of her on youtube years ago and she talked about how shitty her flat in london was..

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“We as a species have the choice to continue to develop our bodies and brains in a healthy upward trajectory, or we can follow the Western example of recent decades and intentionally poison our population with genetically altered food, pharmaceuticals, vaccinations, and fast food that should be classified as a dangerous, addictive drug.”

>>69761754
i was just feeling lazy, but thanks

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>>69761865

We spend more each year on the treatment of obesity and diabetes than we do on the police, fire service and judicial system combined

postulating

>>69761909
>we

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perfection

>>69761879
sorry lad i was just a bit aggravated
iunno desu. apparently she got her physics degree and now she's working in lidl r0tf

>>69761816
wait wasn't she a judge when he was on the show and like 16?

We spend too much time thinking about money and not enough time thinking about LOVE

how do you know if a girl is interested in you

>>69761921
where do you think the money comes from?

>>69761951
she's slobbin on yer knob

>>69761762
Julian Assange is actually a time traveller from the year 5833 who recorded all his interviews and announcements in 1937 but got gassed by the Nazis in 1943 so all of his appearances are being published posthumously by the Jewish Defense League. Just wait til you see him release his statement supporting Israel, fucking screenshot this.

How do I kill the invisible trans-dimensional insects that are crawling around us at all times and harvesting our loosh?

My neighbors are starting to get pissed off about all the random shotgun blasts made around 3:00 in the morning (that's their prime feeding time) and when I calmly explained to them what was going on they acted LIKE I was the crazy asshole.....pls

hypothesis:
poo is in my bum

>>69761875
>he doesn't have a snow blower
why are canadians so dumb

>>69761969
could have at least edited it so its not full of yankisms. fuck off yank.

I got a little dizzy because of all the British flags