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I like the new BLM

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Annie May

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the eternal /birt/

JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>69756734
nice

why has nonce suddenly become a synonym for pedophile

>>69756696
>i have an affinity for a cuck who ended himself because i understand and value the importance of a completely imaginary concept

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>tfw 105 IQ

storngly considering a wank

wiki wiki wiki wild wild west

>>69756758
>suddenly
FOY

>>69756758
are you dnb leaf? always forget

https://www.youtube.com/user/oxvlog/videos

fucking hell lads

oxford students look ugly

just ate a benzedrine inhaler ama

why has retard suddenly become a synonym for canadian

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*walks towards you*

Right lads, we all know chinks and white people are the smartest people in the world, so why did white people take over in a way that chinks didn't? Were we smarter? Were we using our smarts in a different, more effective manner?

>muesli for brekky
>tuna, rice and mixed-bean salad for lunch
>apple
>cheeky blueberry muffin as a snack
>3 eggs on 2x toast after work
>salmon couscous and brocolli after gym

Might have a cheeky beer hehe

bait thread coming along quite nicely. all britlads welcome

>>69752299

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>been awake for 12 hours
>eaten nearly 15,000 calories

>>69756777
pfm tbqh

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>>69756798
*appears behind you*

have you ever.. you know... "done it" before

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>>69756707
>oh no , cant have people hoarding wealth, bad for the economy

>>69756696
>I have an affinity for Hitler cause I'm a European and I understand and value the importance of the nation state and it's integrity.

surely you're joking? who has killed more europeans or violated more nation states sovereignty than Hitler?

>>69756805
do not believe.

>>69756798
Did Trump have a weirdly large head? He doesn't look like it now, maybe he grew into it.

>>69756800
LITERALLY ME wew

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very nice

>>69756794
>all brown or women

what are the actual demographics of oxford?

>>69756777
When you run out of lotion, do you have to substitute it with prostate stimulation?

>>69756777
bet you were glasses you fucking nerdy twat
would love to smash them

>>69756797
*nods in appreciation*
*does borat voice*

verdy nice!

>>69756670
if you tax inheritance you just force people to spend any amount of money they accumulate on useless shit

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Absolutely refuse to believe Ireland is just as temperate as Spain or Morocco

has anyones Facebook or Messenger app started melting their battery

phone keeps heating up, battery goes down at a massive rate, cant even charge phone properly

but if I delete the apps... everything is fine....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c

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the bf

I am so happy cause today I've found my friends

They're in my head

fuck the british isles tbf

where i turn in my (you)s for prizes?
or are they essentially worthless?

>>69756868
It's the jews sucking up all your personal information because you installed the facebook app

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>>69756867
>the capital of ireland is Dull

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>>69756823
>who has killed more europeans or violated more nation states sovereignty than Hitler?
you lose, kiddo

>>69756866
>>69756866
>you just force people to spend any amount of money they accumulate on useless shit
which drives our economy

>>69756789
maybe i am

maybe i'm not

>>69756900
much like its population

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>>69756834
You all dance to my tune.

>>69756887
You're just a shit Spain

>belvita biscuits for breakfast whilst driving
>cheese sandwichs and crisps from mummys lunch box, put the crisps in my sandwiches (ate in my car down the road from the office)
>chicken griddlers and potato waffles for dinner
rate my life

trying to stay one step ahead of the normies is exhuasting

>>69756887
rude
>>69756932
also rude

>>69756913
golly

>>69756868
Use the browser for this reason

>>69756901
>hohols
>europeans

kek

but yeah stalin is a megalomaniac shit head which is why I dont look up to him

you're just a hypocritical moron for thinking hitler was a good guy

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lads...

>>69756867
tfw I live in the pink zone

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off to buy a half oz

>>69756933
fuck off murderer

>>69756933
Peak-runt

>>69756901
>you dont like hitler you must like stalin
wahey

>snow Thursday

Get comfy lads

>>69756964
hmmm

>>69756964
>'go 'zza
runt

>>69756923
>implying you didn't just spam the word (You) itt

disgrace, get out of my sight

>>69756970
how much does that cost you? 50 quid here

>>69756978
I'm hoping it snows a lot this weekend so I don't have to go to some chad's wedding.

>>69756868
Mummy May's built-in listening device running 24/7

>>69757003
>chad
foy

>>69756773
mine was pretty low, but I faked it to get extra time and shit in school because they took it away from me before

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>>69756933
mate...

>>69757001
does your dealer convert currency as a side job?

>>69757001
£80

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>competing for total number of (you)s
>not trying for top (you) post

>canadian desperately arguing for canadian relevance

sad sight to see >>69756998

not going to wank for the last 3 days before i go back to uni, got two qt marches lined up and need my sexual energy on FULL BLAST

>>69756987
>NO NO IT CANNOT BE!
>I? MERELY A PAWN TO HIS WHIMS?
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Keep dancing.

Ah yes, the "off banana"

starting to feel like the world is 75% female and at least 60% fuckable ones none of whom will have sex with me

>>69756887
don't be like this Portugal
when I was 14 I went to Portugal with a few of my friends and we had a game of football against some local kids, they shared their cigs and told us where to buy hash
i have quite a positive opinion about your country

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>>69756777

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>tfw Mummy May checks your browsing history

>>69757036
i did the conversion myself you runt
>>69757038
grime, thats a little bit less than i pay with my canadian monopoly moey

>>69756910
how can you possibly have any incentive for developing technology etc. if as soon as someone accumulates wealth they just spend it on completely frivolous things

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le united states

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GF pranked me 3 times about being pregnant

literally cannot handle the emotional stress anymore

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i've discovered that ground baccy works very well for sprinkling (aside from the plug ofc)

>>69757108
sounds like a healthy relationship

>>69756933
bet you couldn't run a mile/10

>>69757108
Plot twist: she's been getting them all aborted

>>69756851
id like to see you try you measly prokaryote
*teleports behind you before you get to write a reply*
*unsheathes jewish dagger*
*stabs you in the back for 400 hp*
heh.... sayonara kid

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MFW when I earn nearly £40k pa and I have fuck-all to spend it on.

>>69757108
Kick her down the stairs to be on the safe side, she could be testing you to see how you'd respond.

>>69757108
>still hasnt received vasectomy

>>69757108
its literally one of those tests that girls do
if you had a seriously adverse reaction she'd get mad af

its like when they dream about you cheating on them and wake up mad at you

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the rose

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>>69757150
Nah, I've literally been telling her to get abortions every time and she kept disagreeing telling me I'll be a father and have a massive responsibility for once in my life

>>69756972
>>69756976
>>69757032
>>69757138
sorry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFgqtt3CIZA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZXoXbJUo0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2MFv2xe8yQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjoyL_y4qPI&ab_channel=Watery8x


just fucking take me back

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Should I keep the facial hair lads?

doing a poo

>>69757126
>plug

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I'm so fancy

>>69757209
Just think, if you do a poo in Australia it travels upwards

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>>69757199
sure is a hairy fella

>>69757155
40k isn't that much after rent and expenses

called my chinese mate a nigger yesterday

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just had 2000 calories in one sitting

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>>69757199
Christ, he literally looks the Victorian stereotype of the Irish apeman.

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eire

imagine being a yank

>>69757221
i still add bud there, it's just a bit tighter to stop bits from coming through

>>69757155
get some supreme and bape. Especially the collab stuff

>>69757257
cant you tell its a shopped?

imagine being born an african

>>69757253
when i was in school, the teacher was reading some book from the 30s or something, and the word nigger was in it, and when she read it she apologised to the asian kid

>>69757241
It is when you've already paid off your car, most of your flat, don't have kids and don't live in London or Dublin.

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>go to greggs to buy a small snack
>consume over 1500 calories

>>69757189
She sounds like a keeper lad

>>69757083
>uses drugs
>im the runt

o i am laffin

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Anime is the future lads

>>69757303
howling

>>69757298
no africans in cumbria nonce

i look so awful
i literally look like i keep children looked i'm about to go on a killing spree and have children locked in my basement
i have long greasy messy hair
i wear unwashed, wrinkled clothes
i shower like once a week
my hands are covered in cuts and my knuckles are always purple and swollen
i have huge dark circles under my eyes
i can't look people in the eye when i talk to them
i mumble when i speak
i rarely shave

people must be terrified of me

>>69757304
fair play

>>69757289
Speak English, lad. What's all that now?

>>69757289
fucking kek

>>69757340
pics

>>69757340
would love to take your jaw off

>>69757340
Yeah but you could also be shit at judging yourself, rendering everything you just said redundant.

>>69757367
lmao do you really think i own a phone?

>>69757318
if youre actually straightedge, whatever nerd

but if you drink coffee, drink alcohol, take any sort of prescription meds or whatever else please do us all a favour and kill yourself

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>consume 3000cal
>OHP 90 kilos

>>69757303
Is Tom Sawyer still allowed in schools? You know - Injun Joe and n-word Jim and such.

>>69757388
yes

>>69757303
why the asian lmfao

how much can you bench?

130lb here

>so what if I shoot up heroin every once in a while and snort coke every night?
>you drink COFFEE AND BEER DUDE

>>69757363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Im4xlSG5M

It's fucking hilarious lengths people go to get some of it

>>69757389
ah yes, surely when he meant drugs he was referring to every arrangement of molecules on earth
dumb fucking leaf. you knew what he meant. you're so le cool and edgy for doing drugs dude XDDD wish I were like you!!!

>>69757458
Can't afford a bench, la. I'll never know, I'm still hard though.

weighing in at a veiny 161

ka-POW

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>sit down on the tube
>some smelly cunt comes and sits next to you

>>69757441
no idea, he was the only nonwhite kid in the class though

weigh 135lb all bones

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hungry even though i just ate 2k calories

>>69757463
love it when addicts make this argument
I dont even use prescription drugs or consume caffeine

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Londoners on /brit/ :

How will you react if you see someone reading a book on foreign language in the tube

poo
wank
willy

>>69757479
No you're not you deluded little fool

>>69757474
i simply listed psychoactive drugs, lad

its not my fault you have a 1950s mindset about marijuana

>>69757508
was he a dark skinned indian?

I'm 6'2 and built like an anatomically correct Physiological Model Skeleton

>>69757529
the internet is your drug

some people say alcohols a drug
its not a drug its a drink

>>69757547
glad someone finally said it

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Every year

http://myrhondda.com/rhonddanews/rhondda-prepares-for-extreme-cold-snap/

>>69757534
wouldn't...

>>69757534
wouldn't react at all because I'm not autistic

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have consumed 3 calories all day lads. a cup of coffee btw

What will the Krauts' next project for conquering Europe be after the EU collapses within 10 years?

If Anglos are eternal, Krauts are nothing short of shapeshifters

>>69757563
he obviously meant illegal drugs you edgy 16 year old
>dude weed is good lmao
roaring

>>69757534
Depends what language

Not a Londoner btw

>>69757563
nah, yellow azn, and probably half white by the looks of it

FFS why don't Leafs take the fucking hint and piss off?

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Post your fucking hands boys

Let's weed out the wristlets

>>69757565
how much you weighing since I'm the same height and 176lbs

>>69757458

Bench is 190lbs 1RM
Incline bench is 150lbs 1RM

is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush?

>>69757634
skinny

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me

>>69757634
Hi Skeletor

>>69757650
I'm not actually

I'm 6'5 and ~12st

>>69757600
>>69757602
what would you think then

>>69757613
slav

tl:dr - I am too insecure to read book on my language on the tube

me filming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR3T1nfi0H8

getting triggered by drugs is the fastest way to out yourself as an autistic billy no mates

>>69757613
Welsh

>>69757678
why even bother?

setting up an international banking account

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>>69757523
>>69757603

>>69757672
>>69757680
What makes you think that? Because my hands are vascular? Fuck off wristlets

>>69757389
bit of an over-reaction there lad

unwarranted aggression is one of symptoms of drug addiction pet

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>living in Londonistan
>spending most of your life underground

Sounds absolutely abhorrent

>>69757634
tosser

>>69757701
bother what?

>>69757692
rip kid

>>69757683
holy shit almost a stone lighter than me. Lanky twat give me your height

>>69757534
laught at him loudly and exclaim "haha oh wow check the big brain in this boy haha does it feel good to pretend youre extra smart cunt?"

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>dude just smoke weed its good lmao

>Living in London

I couldn't, could you?

>>69757713
Skinny like a fucking weed.

Eat something, or is the spud crops still fucked up?

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>>69757698
Really makes u think...

an attractive young woman approached me at the gas station today and she said to me the wrists are in equal proportion to the hands which are reasonably sized

>>69757686
I would not waste my attention on it, do you honestly think people care? what do you think I'd do? sit there outraged and alert the other passengers that another language is present in the vicinity? get a clue

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You literally cannot fabricate this

>>69757730
>insults someone
>acts amicably when met with aggression

>>69757733
i liver there and use the tube about twice a week.

>>69757634
thats the fat girl angle shot of wrist pictures

>who /SilentWitness/ here?

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hrm
*ignores*

Came inside a vagina today lads

>>69757692
Got to love the white knight manlet, literally youtube in human form

>>69757692
What did he do to that kid?

>>69757783
I'd still drive it right through your face ya fuckin skiprat

Won't post your own hands because you don't have THICC wrists or defined veins like myself

Little bitch

>>69757754
fuck off manlet

>>69757683
way too skinny holy shit

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>>69757634
>tfw I have Trump hands

>>69757797
makes no sense
think you might be cuckoo lad

>>69757786
You think someone would do that? Make things up on the internet?

give me a pol bait thread idea

>he doesn't have biceps on his wrists

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my wrists are thick and manl-

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>>69757821
*nods respectfully towards you*

>>69757828
do you run scripts?

can't stop watching the video of that girl hanging herself from the tree

how are jacobs cream crackers with butter (Lurpak hehe) so peng?

>>69757833
Shot him with an automatic BB or paintball gun, kid uploaded a video of him burning the guy filming's team's "patch" and talking shit.
Very Autistic

>>69757692
dude what the HECK

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>>69757875
>Why do American women like black men so much
>Religious people are literally retarded
Heres two

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>>69754882
>that time Fenian veterans of the American Civil War made an attempt, arguably backed by the United States, to take British North America and use it as ransom for Irish independence thereby igniting fears of an imminent American invasion and catalysing a confederation of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and the Provinces of Upper and Lower Canada (Ontario & Québec) creating the Dominion of Canada in 1867 which is now regarded as the birth of this country.

Fuck you Ireland

>>69757909
no
I rarely message anyone
I just get a lot of randoms messaging me or visiting my profile
unironically have fucked more girls from interpals than tinder

>>69757929
that first one would reach the bump limit guaranteed

wouldnt date a man shorter than 6 feet

>>69757945
So we granted Canada independence and you have the audacity to curse us? Sod you you sodding leaf and sod the miserable identity that us FENIANS sodding granted you, yes???

>>69757952
post profile

also are you rich? how do you meet the girls

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>>69757634

feels bad

>>69757821
Just turned it on...woman at the start is an annoying bint, no surprise somebody murders her tbqh.

>>69757840
I could literally choke you out you absolute runt. Eat a burger

>>69757834
You don't have thicc wrists, you have the wrist of a boy on a hunger strike.

>>69757692
lmao what is this shit

is this what airsoft is? bunch of lil faggots

>>69757945
never heard of it before

got a lil weed
got a 3rd of a fag ripped off
got a pack of raw rizla ft. roaches
got a grinder
got a rolling machine

hmm

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What does one get out of posting broken English under a jap proxy? Is this idiot a weeb?

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>>69757989
Confederation was a mistake
I blame the Irish for it

had a giant poo about five minutes ago and just been posting on my phone since then, still sitting on the toilet

not even wiped my bum yet

I swear manlets make up at least 70% of the people that lift at my gym.

>>69757634
Not posting because I'll get bullied for my 5.5" skeleton wrists

>this lad thinking people will give him jip if he reads a foreign book on the tube
adorable :)
nah man, no one will even pay attention

>>69758054
>Is this idiot a weeb?
fucking hell detective

>>69758035
Could choke you out using the strength in just my wrists easy you fruit

Post your wrists so I can laugh at your pathetic baby hands and frail wrist frame, go ahead big man

>>69758085
what if its mein kampf

>>69758076
>manlets trying to make up for their literal shortcomings

Gee I wonder why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejkD-PdNoBA

>>69758054
dunno, he needs to fuck off though. he is obviously a white guy trying to be a jap based on how he'll make some grammatical error in one post then correct it in the next etc.
he averages like 1 (you) per thread too

>>69758093
shut the fuck up you're scared to go to wakefield

>Jury condemns Dylann Roof to death for South Carolina church massacre

Rorke BTFO

Could literally deck all of you and take over this general.

>>69757634
there was a thread on /fit/ where a woman said she had a hand fetish. She called mine disgusting :(
>tfw chubby baby hands

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Could my wrist pass as a local wrist in your united kingdoms?

funny how research into racial differences e.g. food/drink tolerance, risks to various diseases, bone/muscle density etc. is completely accepted but mention IQ or intelligence and bam you're blacklisted for eternity. bit of an odd one 2bh.

>>69758054
>Is this idiot a weeb?

nothing gets past you lad

>lurpak

GOOD lad

>>69758136
it only highlights it though.

>>69757995
no because it has doxable info and is a bit fedora
but I get girls messaging me a lot and loads of profile visits so I occasionally message those girls.

>>69758128
probably best not to read that in public tbf

*plop*

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>>69757634

>>69758150
How does it feel to know I could literally snap your neck and ravage your central nervous system with one flick of my powerful wrists?

>>69758148
haha :)

not even one of those twats who posts about being able to heem anyone

i reckon i could though

>>69758017
you could choke my ankles maybe lmao

*walks away when you go to get your stepladder*

>>69758196
how do you get so many girls visiting and messaging if its fedora? you must have fake pics mate

>>69758093
Why don't you just laugh at your own pipe cleaner arms and wimpy wrists, you bog trotting IRA shitbag?

>>69758167
If I saw that wrist my first thought would be '>A....'

could heem you all

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>>69758202
says u

>>69758159
im the hardest lad in the general lad pipe down lad

>>69758215
not fucking true you plantpot
until i see your fat chin in the wakefield ufc gym you're just a bluffer

After observing his behaviour for quite some times I've come to the conclusion that the aggressive Irish cunt is a genuine autistic psychopath and should not be replied to, childhood trauma or something similar has left him broken goods.

>>69758160
Where is she til I send her my meathooks

>>69758238
Ah so it's an Irish thing, I get it microdick Ulster unionist pencil neck with baby hands, baby feet and skinny wrists. Unlucky lad, you lost the genetic lottery.

the pengest butter

could liberate you all from capitalism 2bh

>>69758258
only because it's full of other boys you fucking woofter

need a wee

>>69758263
There are no UFC gyms in Wakefield ya fookin bluffer you're not even the real Wakefield lad. Fact.

>>69758286
*nabs your means of production*

you weren't using them were you lad? ta

>>69758265
nah he's just really insecure

like the algeriantwat

DYLAN ROOF BTFO

/pol/ BTFO

>>69758287
w/e going to do some pectoral dips brb in 5 you weapon

>tfw Intj

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>The last Juba Baghdad Sniper video was released 9 years ago

very prophetic
https://youtu.be/EV6zdDuXyU8?t=19m25s

>>69758236
I'm using my own pics
its not like cringy, but its pretty wanky and makes me sound like a huge hipster douche, but girls always like artsy outdoorsy sort of guys who seem like they have their own thing going on.

its so easy to talk to girls on interpals too, and enough of them want to visit Canada that I've met and fucked a few (or I've gone on vacation and got a "private tour" from them)

fuck me that was a difficult poo lads

literally took about 20 mins of burning pain haha. proper monster though (Y)

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>Americans still have the death penalty

Pretty barbaric

>>69758347
What were they?

>>69758210
Couldn't even knock out a wank with those hands lad hahahaha #lowtest

>>69758330
make a thread. guaranteed replies

>>69758328
He completely lacks empathy and is aggressive to everyone

*Caps wages*

how do i into interpals

I have never met a communist who is physically strong

>>69758383
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NIGGER FAGGOT, POST YOUR HANDS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I BET YOU'RE A NIGGER

>>69758408
Stop fucking talking about me you wank I'm not a psychopath

>>69758380

is dylann an incel?

have a theory about mass shootings and inceldom

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38578107

I guess you could say he hit the roof

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i don't understand how you can look at this graph and not be horrified

>>69758356
you sound like a turbo normie

>>69758371
havent had a big, solid poo in ages
i want one where it feels like it's going to rip my bumhole

>>69758439
woah calm down niggaaaa

>>69758437

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Alekseyev

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>>69758468
Because we're leaving

>>69758468
Because diversity is our strength, we only get stronger

the pengest nigger...

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>>69758437
this lads an anarcho communist

reckon the world gets bigger as you get older and time slows down

>>69758452
fuck that desu i'd be shitting bricks if I were him

>>69758512
>>69758512
>>69758512
>>69758512
>>69758512
>>69758512

>>69758381
Video series made by the Islamic Army in Iraq about a sniper called Juba who had hundreds of kills to his name.

The videos were compilations of Juba sniping and killing US troops

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>Tfw I have the highest testosterone production in /brit/, as is evident of my superior wrists

>>69758499
>soviets are the same as modern communists
ROARING
every person who identifies as a communist in the western world is a limp wristed skelly

>>69758279
>Unlucky lad, you lost the genetic lottery.
You have wrists like a lady. kek

>>69758499
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasily_Alekseyev

Strong communists in Soviet USSR or CCP China are one thing, but there are zero strong commies in western capitalist democracies. Nor are they even good at cardio exercises.

I could actually beat them all to a pulp and then run laps around them, like it was nothing.

>>69758468
I'm in Northern Ireland. That graph doesn't affect me.

>>69758470
not really, just girls are not nearly as hard to deal with as you think
I've gotten gifts from a few girls too I met on interpals

just got a (late) Christmas gift in the mail yesterday from a Brazilian girl I met from there and dated for a while when she spent a semester in Canada, plus I got a card from a 17y old Korean girl.

and last year I got a bunch of stuff from an Iranian girl I've been talking to for a while

I have 6" wrists and I'm 182cm and weigh 80kg, it's mad. That's why I can only bench 97.5kg

>>69758522
He's also a spastic mong with no working brain cells

>>69757634
What does that wee note on yer dresser say?

>>69758646
lol mine are 7 inches and i'm 188cm

>>69757108
>GF pranked me 3 times about being pregnant
She's crahzy, dump her this exact second.

Killing myself tonight.

One less yank in the world ahahaahaha