/brit/

anime

Right-wingers hate the NHS because the provision of care on the basis of need (rather than ability to pay) is socialism.

marina

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me

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Icelad posted this picture when he was drunk
he insists it's not him
opinions?

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>>69751021

>girl I really like wants me to sing for her tomorrow
>just asked me out of the blue
>have decent voice and like to sing but normally just sing to myself
>sometimes sing quietly to myself when we're in the car together
>she always goes quiet and seems to enjoy it

Dunno, seems kinda gay but that fanny could be sopping wet by the end of it if I choose something good to sing.

>>69751018
so?

>>69751080
fake news

>>69751077
Too tall

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>>69751092

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>>69751077
those beady black eyes

https://twitter.com/madisonlawrence/status/818322682357891072

did a chuckle

>>69751077
Also it's the other Icelander who insists it's not him. I never got mixed up in this confusion

>>69751092
rainy days and mondays

>>69751077
wailing

>>69748923
>>69748923
paid a prostitute to piss on me before snorting cocaine off a hunting knife in a service station car park whilst drinking a bottle of jack daniels at 7am

>>69751092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPzTGx96P6U
can't go wrong with this

>>69751077
feels comfiness for some reason

*misses you like the desert misses the rain*

unironically excited for the next season of top gear now that the ginger is gone

so lonely
so alone

>>69751077
what a qt

>>69751203
how many hookers have you seen?
i've seen two thus far

>>69751092
Hallelujah

>>69751092
>have decent voice

doubt it

>have a problem with amazon order
>contact customer support
>"yes helo my naem is chhaya how can i serve u 2day?"

>>69751311
at least 20

cheers love!

>>69751203
medal's in the post

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>>69751216
>he's still namefagging as gaymen rider

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>>69751080
ppf i meant marina netx uk queen joyce

>>69751338
that's a mental story pal - I know you're really busy but you got time to tell that one again?

>>69751346
nob head

**does a wank**

Ben, Julius, behave yourselves and have a wonderful day at school

so cold and lonely lads :'(

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>>69751346
>>69751338
>>69751275
>>69751216
>yous

>>69751077
looks like he plays a lot of counter strike

>>69751092
the thing that counts is that you'll sing for her
just this will make her wet probably...

i managed to make a single superking cigarette last me a whole day by ripping a bit off the top and putting into a small skin
such is life when you're poor

>>69751374
thanks lad. next time I have a similar experience I'll be sure to /brit/post it for you

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slapped your mums arse on me way home from work

sometimes i'm not a very nice person

>>69751420
why does my guy only have half a beard

>>69751077
looks like a cloud rap boy

>>69751341
when you start kissing do you go straight to open mouth or start with a peck on the lips?
pls no bully
i'm new to this

Lolz

>be poor
>Spend money on cigarettes

Aaah yes

>>69751092
Really enjoy when the gf sings to herself desu

Wish she'd sing to me on purpose but she's too shy

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>>69751529
>I can't afford to feed my children!

you'll never see me spoking a cigarette coz cigarette smoke nah that's not me

>tfw no gf to sing Earthmover to me as i fall asleep

>>69751509
most prossies don't let you kiss them on the mouth lmao

>>69751435
Been there mate
>>69751509
>kissing a hooker
Dumb shitposter

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wtf lads, think i'm a bit gay

this is Harry's mum and i would like to just say the language used in the forum is abhorrent and appaling. if your mothers seen the filth you lot put on the internets then they would be ashamed of their sons! grow up!

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hey son, are you winning?

>>69751571
imagine the nicotine buzz he got off smoking all those cigarettes, his head must've been spinning for days

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>>69750973
I unironically think the nip trip has made some good posts, I have been monitoring them over the day. Are you actually from japan or just a tourist?

>>69751615
All niggers should be killed via willy-suffocation

I used to hate british people but ever since I started browsing /brit/ I realized you guys are alright

Still hate the paddies though

>>69751615
need a concerned mummy gf

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>>69751571

>>69751509
Don't kiss escorts, man. I mean, you can if you want but for all you know they've had some other guys cock in their mouth 20 minutes before you got there.

Same for giving her oral, don't do it.

I've visited a few escorts myself and many a time I've finished and started getting dressed while they have been making the bed up asap for their next customer.

One of them got mad at me for sweating so much on her bed and leaving a really visible wet patch, which meant she had to change the sheets...

>>69751615
not a bad gimmick

>>69751640
good lad

Cant bear to think how many trannies there are at AGDQ

>>69751675
>One of them got mad at me for sweating so much on her bed

fat cunt

>>69751600
SOURCE RIGHT NOW OR I'M SENDING YOU AWAY SUNSHINE

>>69751623
I believe Chinese cigarettes even have a greater amount of nicotine than western ones
>>69751659
This post better not be directed at my character

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IT'S
HAPPENING

>>69751721
Maybe he's got God tier stamina mate

You don't know

>>69751600
Got a collar like that but it's pink

>>69751756
Bloody hell, littering has gone too far

>>69751756
how did they get in the road?

>>69751773
pics xx

things hotter than the sun: the bottom of a rustlers burger

>>69751600
>sasuke
why, no

bananas
in pyjamas
are coming down the stairs

>>69751756
Irish banter

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>>69751731
wish i knew lad

>>69751748
>his post better not be directed at my character
would you feel bad if it were?

>>69751823
Not really, but I would have to defend my honour anyway

>>69751721
I'm 6ft 170lb mate. I very rarely break into a sweat but I fucked the shit out of her and sex is hard work when you're doing most of the work!

>>69751773
maybe you should post pics :3

>>69751600
>>69751821
at this point, i'm so desperate i'd actually marry a trap

>>69751848
fair enough, let's simulate it if it were directed to you then, go on.
>it was directed to you, autist

>>69751715
have they multiplied since last year?

>>69751821
he's so cute, what the fuck

dropped me grenades on the way home from school

anyone seen em?

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>>69751895
>desperate

nah niqqa you GAY

>>69751890
>!

>>69751890
This must have been a really shitty hooker

>>69751890
>!

dont do this.

this is Harry's step-father here just backing up what Cat said to you boys. Harry is a very vulnerable young lad who is easily influenced. please refrain from posting racist submissions on this forum as he and his family are proud and diverse. Me n Cat would hate to see him misled by stupid boys on the web.

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the ma-an who sold the wo-o-o-o-o-orld

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>>69750973
rly made to think

>housemate says he used some food item of mine, will replace it tomorrow
>cool, no worries
>replaces it with an inferior version

Fuck off.

>>69751890
>doing most of the work
What are you paying her for?

>>69751969
D-moose on point

>>69751957
literal leaf tier post

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anyone's mum/dad dead?

what was it like when they died?

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>>69751811

>>69751969
chanteuse sans frontieres

>>69751969
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yfS6eZr8AH

>>69751986
mate of mine ate all my heinz beans and tried to replace it with woolworths homebrand

i was not a happy camper

been holding a poo in all morning lol

>>69751600
>>69751821
legitimately thought this was rose

>>69751979
played the one priest one nun video in shells through a projector for my whole form to see they weren't happy

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>the modern woman

>>69752015
dad topped himself a few years back without saying goodbye

what do you want to know senpai?

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>>69751918
I wasn't ready for that

>>69752015
>waah muh parent died
LOLLING @ u Tbh

>>69752015
no, but I've lost all grandparents...
felt very sad but I'm definitely not ready to lose my parents

sorry anon, good luck

>>69752015
Dad died when I was 4, mum is getting a bit old now and I worry. Not sure what I'll do when she goes, I'm no where near mature enough to survive by myself and I'm not particularly close with any of my brothers or sisters

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>>69752015
mum dad and all my grandparents are still alive and together

>>69752034
yeah sort of jokingly complained, didn't want to be a dick over £1 or something, but it's the principle tbqh.

>>69751950
>>69751995
Got a decent sized pecker which seems to hurt most of the escorts I've slept with as I don't fuck around with foreplay so they don't get wet straight away and if they're riding me or whatever they go too slow for me to cum so I just take control and make them squeal

>>69752055
i hope she wiped properly, or else her pantsu are going to be caked in shit

>>69752032
fucking kek, love it lad

>>69752054
Get away with it?


>>69752055
it is nice though

What should I do on GTA V lads?

>>69752015
Dad died from pneumonia when he was 47. He was perfectly healthy, then he got the flu which just got worse and worse. Eventually turned into pneumonia which also kept getting worse and eventually he just died.

>>69752041
rose got fucked by sam hyde

>>69752055
>bout to kill this work out
>still has all her rings on
Ahh yes

wake up

go to work

come home

have dinner


???????


go to bed

wake up

>>69752135
turn it off

>>69751172
>Half the replies are her saying that she herself is really funny
wew

>>69752135
uninstall it

>>69752148
dragged a comb across my head

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>>69752148

>>69752142
do they not have hospitals in the UK? my dad got pneumonia at 62, after getting cancer and it was just a matter of getting the right drugs

>>69752059
Calm down mister Bjorgson, this is just a simulation, now follow my instructions

We need to do it together if you want to get through this

>>69752055
>single mothers
Is there anything more dangerous and destructive to western civilisation than this?

Women's """rights""" were a mistake.

>>69752098
if you''re honestly upset that your parents are dead you should just kys Tbh normalfag
having a hearty lel thinking abt u Tbh

have you heard the word about the bird and spider
it wiggled and wiggled and jiggled inside her

>>69752171
We don't like going to the hospital, might inconvenience someone who needs it more and then we look like a right knob hahaha

>>69752203
I would hat you but youre not wrong

>>69752203
how can you tell either her or her mum is a single mum

>>69752148
wake up

grab a brush

put a little make-up

Hide the scars

??????

fade away

the shake-up

>>69752133
yeah nobody ratted so we were good

>tfw no more form time class sickipedia seshes

I wasn't particularly well liked in school (I wasnt a robot either) but those were the days I felt like I could fit in, when the whole form well full rorke for 30 minutes on sickipedia.

>>69752146
>women valuing practicality over looks
>ever

>>69752015
dad died 2 years ago of cancer
awful, was like a bad dream
still is shit, if anything it's worse now

>>69752135
drive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

>>69752171
sometimes people just die despite all help

>mummy or daddy died

always the worst time on here. people turn in into some type of pity party competition

c-can I join?

>>69752309
What's the cheapest thing on the chippy menu?

>300 albums in my downloads folder
>haven't listened to any of them yet
think i might have overdone it a little bit

just baited the hooks lads

>>69752299

>>69752301
bore me later yank

>>69752301
>mummy
Hmm... Think I'll still tell you to fuck off, yank because I know you wanted to write mommy
FOY

>>69752227
a living knob though

>>69752171
He was in the hospital for a while but left it a long time before going and by that time I think it was too late.

The flu that he'd had for a long time had knocked the fuck out of him and the pneumonia just finished him off.

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>ywn go around confronting nonces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YtfRBduSMs

>>69752317
Small pieces of beef with some fries and a touch of cyanide

>>69752241
Because if she lived in a nuclear family, her caption would've read "Mum's been telling me to change my clothes all day", echoing the sentiments of a strong male figure in the family, rather than "lmao mum thinks me showing off my arse and looking half naked in public is HILARIOUS xD!"

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>>69752241
People who would let this happen to their daughter will either have

>overdosed by now and were so high they didn't care
>infertility from being such a massive fucking pussy

>tfw women don't realise the limits put on them as kids were for their own benefit (something most people figure out by age 21) and allow their daughters to run wild and try and relive their childhood through them

>>69752247

Its all about playing the x-files theme during computer lessons to wind up the teacher

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>>69752148
wake up
have a wank
check when my amazon packages are coming
watch videos
play dark souls
have a wank
think about no gf
look at girls on social networks
have a cry
have a wank
go to bed

>>69752348
stupid twat im british

>>69752271
>this
Tu aimes l'électro underground française?
connais Gesafelstein?
si oui, tu es un homme

sorry for the french speaking lads, keep going.

>>69752301
t.never lost a loved one

>>69752359
THAILAAAAD

>>69752362
goodbye

>>69752364
haha fuck off you can't even tell if she's paraphrasing the mum or outright lying for like let alone what that tells you about her

>>69752148
me but I don't have dinner at 5

>>69752301
hope your mummy dies in her sleep maybe then you will think about your shitposts

think my housemate secretly drinks in his room.
sometimes i can smell booze on him.

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>>69752379
>tfw smuggled an install of Halo CE onto the school network so every single computer could LAN
>tfw went to a posh school that had 5 IT labs + a computer room for the 6th formers
>tfw almost constant Halo CE lans of 20+ people all day every day

I miss the mandem

>>69752454
i never said when I have dinner

>>69752301
We just show sympathy for one another, we are all friends here after all

Is that a penis???

>>69752452
t. raised by a single mother

You only serve as further evidence.

At no point does "making fun of me xD" mean "chastising me for dressing like a whore".

>>69752476
so?

>>69752491
literally me in the shades at festivals

>>69752486
he's saying it because his works ends at 5, silly !

poo come out of arse

>>69752452
all your posts are shit

>>69752491
Is there a slaggier design in all of human history than the titty window?

>>69752534
fake tits are shit

>>69752483
Had that, they took it off the shared network before i had a chance to download it so i missed out.
Had some pretty good AOM lan parties on laptops though

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Stop being an atheist.

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>MOT due this week
>probably gonna need at least 2 new tyres and the brakes doing
>gonna have to pay my brother back £400
>council tax and shit

FUCKS SAKE i doubt i'll be able to snort hundreds of pounds worth of cocaine this weekend lads. why have to go to the ol' 'rents and make up some cock and bull story to get my hands on their hard earned cash ahahhaa

>>69752505
she could have made up the whole scenario

>>69752534
need a tights gf

>>69752558
fake brits are shit

>>69752359
looks like vSauce LMAO

opened /brit/ about 5 minutes ago
started typing out a reply to 3/4 different posts but got scared and deleted it

>>69752539
This can't be real, can it?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nFl5scYyTA

>play that fucking music white boi

What did he mean by this?

I know I seem overwhelmingly intelligent to you lot but the truth is I am a bit thick lads.

>>69752573
Keep digging.

>>69752571
>he fell for the car jew

>>69752577
why not just get a normal gf and put her in tights?

>>69752534
sauce

>>69752593
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-38572653?ocid=socialflow_twitter

>>69752558
Came to post this

>>69752590
>got scared and deleted it
why though

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>>69752583
>tfw dual citizen and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>tfw I'm often in the UK and post from there while you are all completely unaware I'm actually Australian

Just ran over about 50 people in GTA going about 70mph. Feels like Nice and Berlin

Trickle down economics: does it work?

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>>69752573
ery possible

PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT

>>69752632
anxiety i guess
sounded better in my head

>>69752610
HNNNGGGG

>>69752652
ery indeed

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>>69752687

>>69752610
Men who can't appreciate a sexy pair of feet need to be gassed

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youre gay if you dont find this attractive

>>69752622
>get a...gf
how?

best girls on twitch?

had a conversation with another human being that wasn't a cascoid earlier

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>>69752640

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>>69752740

My poo is green

What was meant by this

>>69752748
eloise_ailv

>watching women """gamers""" on twitch
Don't do this

business idea: revoke women's rights, and make them men's property again

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>>69752713
>tfw billionaire youtube celebrity with sexy italian gf
>live in brighton

there's literally only one bigger shithole in the whole of England and Wales

>>69752614
btw lad. i know who that girl is and she is raised by a single mother that looks like a complete slag as well

do you really think someone would do that? just go on a canadian proxy and start cuckposting?

>>69752780
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on you

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busyness ideas; gf

>wake up in pain, sore and feeling sick
>its early but I still woke up too late to catch the bus to the train to work
>have to rush in the shower, look and feel like a mess
>still wet so I'm standing outside freezing waiting for the bus
>bus is late, make it just as the train is pulling in
>try to sleep on the train but some woman is talking very loudly and a man is constantly coughing without covering his mouth
>get to work, 5 minutes late again
>can't focus, stuck on the same task for a hour because my mind is a mess and I can't even go get coffee or my 3 bosses will shit on me
>2 hours until my break feel like agony
>finally my 15 minute break, go grab a coffee but there is a long line, by the time I get it my break is over
>just stare at the wall for literally an hour thinking about what it would be like to be a maggot, eating flesh, and growing into a fly
>actually get some work done for the first time today in the last 30 minutes before my lunch
>have an hour long lunch, but I take a shit for 20 minutes before I actually punch out for it
>grab my megre meal from subway, exact same sub I always have
>go to the break room to eat, its full of old ladies being loud so its hard for me to read my book and relax
>one starts talking to me and won't stop so I have to force myself to play along with their shite banter
>finally a mate of mine comes in for break and saves me, but I only have 10 minutes left and didn't really get to read or relax.
>back to work, feel bloated, stare at the screen for a while
>decide to focus and get real work done, spend the next two hours working hard and the time flies by
>last break, feeling dead, break room is too full so I sit on a decorative chair stuck in the small alcove near the elevator
>boss HAS to come by and gets mad at me for hanging around there, then tells me to do some other bullshit work after I've done mine since some woman is on (basically permanent) maternity leave and they need someone to cover her shit.
cont..?

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>>69752763
>tfw body of a 20yr old but your face gives away you're in your late 30s

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>>69752647
ooh you're hard Si

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>>69752834

>>69752832
Can't get fooled again

It's an old saying in Tennessee

>>69752171
pnemonia is often viral which means there aren't any drugs for it. You either get better or you don't

I had pneumonia once a few years back and it fucked me up badly, plus the docs couldn't treat it

>girl posts something on instagram which doesn't indicate anything whatsoever about her father
>she must be from a single parent family

how lads

>>69752713
mad that he could post here under our flag and we'd have no idea

>>69752855
nary a pixel

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Can't sleep. Need a wank.

What should I watch? I have absolutely no ideas right now the usual pornhub shit isn't doing it for my little anon.

HELL'O DEANO ITS GAMPAA SENDING YOU WELL WWISHES FROM THE FUTURE. HAHA. I GOT THIS HERE A IBM FROM CHRISTMAS KATHY SAY 1999 WELL BOY NOT TOO SHABBY. KINDA OLD BUT I GOT THAT 87 BUICK KICKING AROUND SO I FIGURE WHATS THE DEAL. I SENT 14 THE EMAILS TODAY AND THEY WERE ALL FANTASTIC!!! THEN I PLAYED CARGEGAME ALTHOUGH I THINK I LIKE "REAL" LIFE CARDS MOREE BECAUSE I CAN CHEAT. HAH HA. WELL LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE END OF THEMAIL. GOODBYE DANIEL. BY THE WAY DOES THIS GO ON MY HEAD TOO BECAUSE I HEARD THIS WAS MAYBE A ROBIT LOVE GAMPA

>>69752895
/r9k/ aficionados, best to ignore them

>>69752055
not arsed lads if I ever have a daughter I don't care how liberated women are by that time in the future she is under no circumstances going to be walking around in public like this

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>he has the virgin posture

Nothing wrong with a single mum! more hardwork than most!

>>69752909
14:44:01
>>69752910
14:44:00

how

did the aussie time travel?

>>>/r9k/34044847

business idea: convince depressed people to commit suicide at various london stations to shut down the city

>>69752958
*likes this post*

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>>69752958

>>69752958
>Alice "Yummy Mummy" Worthington likes this.

>>69752957
thats mmorpg keyboard warrier elitist fucksit posture

literally 90% of runescape streamers look like that when Jagex invites them down to their HQ.

>>69752909
https://xhamster.com/movies/999753/balls_kicking.html

>>69752979
Eat kangaroo balls and you travel back in time, but only for one second

Bit of a weird phenomenon

>>69753010
>Yummg

fucked it

>>69752895
>>69752932
t. fatherless homes

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>>69752979
fuck bruce they're onto me

>>69752958
to rite! men sit in the pub wilst we look after th sprogs - useless! x

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>>69753017

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>ywn be a sailor in the imperial cold war against Russia
>ywn discover things in the ocean as the icecaps melt
why live

>>69753008
reported to mummy may

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>>69753061

i was raised by a single mum and look how i turned out
my existence is to serve as a warning to women

black hole thermodynamics lad from earlier reporting in

hi x

>>69753096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLjJ7us2byU

what about mummy kay?

>>69753084
>ywn spend a night figuring out how to rape a mermaid and then doing it

fuck :/

>>69753084
fuck the ocean, full of horrible things

>>69752476
>>69752476
and what

>>69753120
There must be a hole somewhere
There's always a hole

full time mummy who studied at the university of life!

>>69753109
fuck off cornwall

>>69753008
>this may really, and efficiently work in tokyo
jesus

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>>69753100

>>69753146
normal people dont do that

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>>69753138
You mean cool things?

>>69753157
Yeah but what are the thermodynamics of that hole? x

>>69752958
>>69753017
>>69753061

reckon girlposting my new fetish

>>69753178
Is that eminem?

>>69753201
strange looking dog

>>69753159
from hampshire and living in wales

>>69753201
>killed a cool thing just for a stupid photo

great

literally just waiting to die

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>>69753225

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Ha!

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off t' get us giro

>>69753231
Umm animals are ours to do with as we see fit sweetie x

>>69753203
find out through trial and error

>>69753231
Maybe they want it taxidermied?

>>69753268
share ar kid

>>69753242
the far side is that good shit

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>>69753110
>Sausage Roll And Scotch Eggs

>>69753231
it doesn't die when you take it out the water you spanner you can just put it back

>>69753183
get a grip you overly judgemental nonce

he can do what he likes

the hubby is doing my nut in with all his praying!

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>>69753302

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cannot wait for my christmas bonus to hit my bank account lads

>>69753302
fantastic attitude

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>>69753286
not on y'z life

Why do useless footballers get paid so much? More pay for our brave soldiers!

pay up piggies

>>69753110
watched a great proportion of this
not sure whether it's her son or husband at the end

>>69753335
Who is this

Why do useless footballers get paid so much? More pay for our brave soldiers! [2]

love love love love LOVE this

>>69753375
some paedo

>>69753321
are you implying everyone who drinks alone is a self-harmer?

not true

>>69753375
A Geordie nonce.

the other swede got BTFO

>doesnt know the cheapest thing on the menu
embarrassing

mums threatening to take me onto Jeremy Kyle again

one day...

what's the link for reddit flags?

torba.se is down :(

>>69753408
>>>>>>>/bin/

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>>69753408

>>69753330
christmas is over

>>69753408
frig off

>>69753408
www.google.com

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>>69753408

just bought my first house with gf

now what?

kids? hope not

on my best behaviour from now on

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>>69753476

>>69753375
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4101568/Man-9-000-extreme-sexual-images-films-children.html

>>69753485
hey cunt hahah

just kidding :P

>>69753408
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom

>>69752476
First, I can see that you care about him. That's good.
Secondly, maybe when you next meet (outside of his room) just ask him if he is OK :)