/bantz/ edition
Eesti
somethin on my mind
hello
please use the right Latvian flagbearer
thanks
t. L. Paldies
>tfw no cute boss gf
watching a video about a latvian bloke who came to australia and hes named adolf
really makes you wonder why his family had to come
):
>>69750183
>:
Disgusting
It's me, the blogging anon who felt his bum was big and started subsisting on carrots.
I tried boiling them today. Pretty good. Better than when I tried to shred, then fry them.
For more updates, please visit my Patreon page.
>>69750137
>>69750246
Why are my compatriots so autistic?
>>69750246
>big bum
pls be named yuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuMR_KXn8U
>>69750264
I grew up in the countryside raised by my grandma.
When I went to school in the city, my classmates teased me for my straightforward nature and so I never had an opportunity to learn fitting in.
gf snapped this sneaky pic of me lol
>>69750299
Hi this is Juris
snapped a pic of my gf lol as revenge
genjitsu wa amaranai
dumb autistic Mīķoto
Kivide all on kividest maa
>>69750530
excuse me?
who is this mīķoto?
CO
SMIC
MOVE
MENT
just so you know, im currently pooping!
>tfw addicted to talking to people on runescape
>>69750939
Me too! I ate at a fast food place after months of fighting the urge and now I'm unleashing a nuke!
hmmmm
can /pol/ ever recover
Getting a bit fat, 2bh, lads
>tfw no cute gf that always tries her best to be a good housewife and gf that sews youe clothes even though shes clumsy and always pokes her fingers with the needle as accident
>>69751508
>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw used to be lean skelly mode
>eat less bad food but fat still seems to be stacking on my belly
hmm yes not good
>>69751581
>bad food
lmao
you can eat whatever you want and still stay /fit/
how did the WHO (World Health Organisation) spread all these lies
>tfw attractive and 100% content with my body and face
???
>trying to get drunk on white port but it's so fucking disgusting that I can't
??????????????
Should I buy a couple of 10kg dubbells for exercising?
I feel so tired all the time and I have high blood pressure
>>69751765
fap less, eat more healthy food and do some sort of regular exercise (can be your dumbbells, can be just a jog in the park, as you prefer)
nothing will fix your high blood pressure though, if it's affecting you too much you gotta take medication.
*INHALES GLORIOUS NORDIC AIR*
WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE
Operation Weserübung should have included Sweden.
>no gf
KURWA
>>69751854
I barelly fap as is. I produce no precum and ejaculate pretty fast. Some aquaintances I have say they jack it for 30 mins
>>69752076
Drink more water, it will help you a lot.
>>69752180
No it won't
Dear blog, I just got my two chink monitors from omniva today, it's been delayed 3 weeks. Gonna get them tomorrow from post office terminal
>>69752208
Try it
>>69752180
For years I've had urination problems and no doctor I saw helped me. I can't grow decent hair on my arms, legs and face, right knee started to crack and recently it began hurting, I never had a gf, have no friends.
I'm almost 22
SEE THE REICH
IN FLAMES
TRY TO SAVE BERLIN
IN VAIN
IT'S A ROAD THROUGH DEATH
AND PAIN
ON THE OTHER SHORE
THAT'S THE END OF THE WAR
>>69752306
Good shit, chink electronics are usually cheap and not even that bad.
>>69752345
>I can't grow decent hair on my arms, legs and face
At least you don't have to shave as much
How do I become part of the /balt/ + /ausnz/ cool crowd?
>>69752400
Yes but I am mad at the stupid estonians, they held it 3 weeks before sending it to postnord. It's two good 170€ each monitors, good resolution too 2560x1440 and 120Hz(they overclocked it, default is shitty 75Hz).
>>69751889
THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERS
>>69752457
Start by being socially autistic and have no sense of humor
>>69752345
Trust me, we all have our problems. Except for Sweden anon - his life is perfect.
>>69752470
i am mad a PEEDEN for creating 6 gorillion jewbanks in estonia and stealing our local capital
SWEDBANK GET THE FUCK OUT
>>69752509
WEEEEEEEEE THE NORMAL PEEEEEEEEEEOPLEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__d0eN1xjQM
>>69752547
No
*calls swedbank and seb to make more banks and put estonia in debt*
DEATH IN THE SHAPE OF A PANZER BATALLION
>>69750137
> boss gf
cuck
yesterday my gf put her fingertip in my asshole during sex and i don't know how i feel about it
>there is a lithuanian who listens to sabaton but isn't swede/finn or pole
>>69752662
>fingertip
fucking casuals
>>69752612
Lithuanian panzer battalion when?
>>69752672
That is actually racist 2bh
Hey guys watch my moves!
>>69752662
> yesterday my gf put her fingertip in my asshole
cuck.
>>69752723
Remove furry
>>69752672
>lithuanian who isn't a pole
>>69752723
Heh try to catch me
*dashes like tanic the Faeroe autist*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1bBnpkDjNI
>>69752727
Impressive, now lets see you do rocket science.
>>69752764
Did I say something wrong?
>>69752764
This
>>69752807
Yeah, watch this
>>69752833
You made a false statement that there are Lithuanians who aren't Poles
>>69752884
>swedes can't top this
>>69752884
>>69752907
That's extremely immature and childish.
>>69752907
Never unexpect something!
*the king comes*
also
>tfw not smart as that lithuanian who discovered and learned 40 new dinosaurs
>>69752954
>posts anime
>>69752954
>posts anime
>>69752954
>posts anime
>>69752954
I may be tall and look like a dying man but my heart is still of a child( I guess my mind too...)
>>69752990
>>69753011
>>69753016
>tries doing the "we all post the same thing" trick to feel a sense of belonging to a group at least once in his life
Pathetic
>>69753094
>posts more anime
Where are the lceland
>>69753107
Back at home
>>69753107
ur ass
>>69753107
Hi poo peeland!!
I should apply to be a janny to ban all the weebs hehe
>>69753150
I should apply to be your bf
>>69753094
>posts more anime
Me on the left
>>69753167
How do you feel about women(male)?
baka mitai
THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE
BORN TO COMPETE
NEVER RETREAD
(GHOST DIVISION)
>>69753251
Is this some funny video?
>>69753256
i take what i can get
>>69753327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri5Gjb_deR8
[Sabaton intensifies]
>>69753327
Jawohl, Hans, der Gespensterdivision ist die Beste divison
>>69753388
Wish I was as /fit/ as those guys ;_;
>>69753432
What hinders you from working out?
>>69753448
I do work out, but I'm not quite threre yet
But some day!
>>69753466
Ah, well continue and you will get the gains.
>a all those Aussies ITT
Do you think there's Mathew the hacker among them? I'd suck his pee pee :3
hontoo ka
sugoi neee
uwaaah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7NdS_6RkY
Be ready!
hmmm
>>69753388
Are they aware of how absurd they appear?
>>69753559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHu1s8HmRw
;)
>improve my web developing skills
>move to Thailand
>work remotely
>live like a king
>find tall fit tanned Aussie tourist bf
Rate my plan.
>>69753622
No because someone is controlling them
>>69753663
Sounds like a good plan, unironically
>>69753663
>>69753663
Interesting
>>69753466
You will make it, bruhh
We're all going to make it
>>69753691
who is the old dude on the left?
>>69753764
ur mum
>>69753764
From right to left
Olle,Nils,Marcus,Varg and the eternal reptile
>>69753717
Thanks
>>69753842
No problem
>>69753764
Stop not knowing who I am
>>69753777
Nice trips
posts more anime
Novosoyuz when?
>>69753691
Northern brothers are just thin trolls making parody on the golden one and Swedish nazis.
>>69753864
>
Thanks you too
>mention you're grill on soc or r9k
>about 10 posters show up begging for ur contacts
I wonder why is it different on int lel
>>69753879
Swedish nazis are nazis that think they can save the country by putting up stickers on walls and doors.
>>69753939
Hey what's your VK? ;)
>>69753875
Why do you look so annoyed?
I'll better kill myself than work in Russian police.
>>69753943
What else are they supposed to do? Blow stuff up and turn the populace against them? First an ideological change gotta take place.
>>69753876
Hopefully never. I like my gun rights as they are thank you very much
>>69753939
Because we know you're homo
Latvians don't care tho
Daily reminder to not give (You)'s to r***ians
>>69753943
Or save the country by going to the gym and waving Swedish flag. They're as pathetic as Russian nazis.
>>69753992
They're supposed to express proper thought process with their statement and shit plus they shouldn't go and demand people to wear cargopants, post stickers and learn how to do 20 pushups this is basically what they're doing right now and have done the past freaking 20 years. Either a Trump comes to Sweden or SD wins 2018.
>>69753943
Swedish SKYDAS?
Oh, almost forgot, daily reminder to not give (You)'s to shituanians
>>69753981
Because I can.
>>69753967
Hey, you won't text me anyway :(
>>69754056
Yes technically like them.
>>69753992
They should spam anime on anonymouse forum
>>69754078
Why showing only lower half?
Daily reminder to not give (you)s to weebs
@69754000
>belor*ssian
Ew don't talk to me ever again
>>69754080
Yes I will! I will even send you nudes.
>>69754177
*gives you a you because I am dumb as fuck*
>>69754168
Don't ask stupid questions
>skydara*tai
>>69754199
Make me
>>69754225
Why are you and your friend sweating?
>>69754203
I once gave my vk to the Swedish anon and he sent me his pic (he was fat and ugly). I still have a trauma.
>@69754293
post pic
>>69754356
I don't save stuff like this
>>69754356
this
>>69754356
this
>>69754266
you're killing me
>>69754400
Okay, won't say anything more to you since it's not good at all
>>69754393
thanks
>>69754400
But before that, last thing to say. You don't look well, drink some mineral water.
>>69754471
REEE YOU STOLE MY LINE REEE FUCK BURGERS REEE
>>69754508
thanks
>>69754522
>thanks
thanks
>>69754522
thanks
you're idiots!!! fuck you ok!!!
>>69754545
>>69754548
No no, thank you!
Germans everywhere must be united.
you're idiots!!! fuck you ok!!!
>>69754474
mineral water is only for drunks and depressed people
I wish we could turn back time
jesus fuck, I'm having another identity crisis, I swear to god, I'm running away and leaving everything behind or killing myself once I snap from this shit in the future
How do we raise nationalism, lads?
>>69754630
>this post is eleven (11) years old
>>69754675
first you have to raise the cock ;)
>>69754675
Kill all jews and then we'll see
>>69754675
Stickers, posters,sabaton music or two steps from hell music and pagan slogans!
HELL SEGER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yubBSVrSZWQ
>>69754730
do you play hoi4?
>>69754675
Kill all shithuanians
>>69754686
I JUST WANT HIM TO COME BACK
>>69754686
>11 years is greater than 10 years
wtf time just went away?!
>>69754766
Not anymore, that company who made that game is cucks.
>package from China STILL hasn't arrived
If only this thread had a swede who could make that latvian happy...just for a moment...hmmm....
havin sausages for brekkie, haha thanks
>>69754850
You're like a baby, you have never felt true pain until you receive omniva as delivering company
is canberra a nice place
anyone who works at omniva should be shot right now tbqh
>69754911
haha okay and why?
>>69754934
meant for
>>69754894
>>69754730
He's hot tho
>>69754943
hehehehahahahehhrhhueheueheu
WE
WUZ
Nice people
>>69754768
This.
Communism is the ultimate and the only true ideology
>>69754894
>says a guy who never used free China post
I can't stop thinking about that Latvian aristocrat, he's married with a beautiful girl now. Used to chat with him long long time ago. I think he's perfect. Why am I obsessed with idealistic strangers sometimes? Might being infantile or virtual maniac.
>>69755079
you buying really cheap shit off ebay? iktf
>>69754911
I live there, and no
>>69754911
I live there and yes
>>69755118
I live there also
>>69754971
thanks
>>69755103
Yes
>>69754768
Šitas
And as the night falls
The general calls
And the battle carries on
And on
What's the purpose of it all?
>>69755146
kabinti makaronus, ne?
Do anglos ever feel shame for being subhumans in the eyes of balts?
>>69755252
>>69755079
Let me give you my story, the story of my pain of estonia. It goes something like this
>see chink monitor for very cheap very good chingchongchang
>order it
>they say "order via Singapoooor to Estonia(omniva) and you will get bonus points!
>I say, "hmm very good"
>press buy at 2016 NOVEMBER
>omniva gets it within mid november and reports they're "sending it"
>2017-01-10
>it gets delivered to sweeden
>omniva says "they got it on time, since there was no need to rush"
>mfw
>>69755268
me in the black shirt
>>69754894
we have omniva here
>>69755268
>tfw superior anglo and not a inbred estonicuck
What addictions do you lads have? I can't stop buying model kits
>superior
>anglo
Pick one
(Only one)
>>69755309
>we have omniva here
oh god, i need to make call to postnord to make offices in latvia at once
>>69755339
absolutely none
>>69755339
I get drunk about 3 times a week and I love sugar and other junk food
Horrible inbred baltcucks suck my superior english balls and clean my toilet
>>69755293
What was the ETA?
>>69755339
being stupid, lifting weight, talk to strangers and listen to bad music
>>69755390
>baltcucks
PFFFFFFahahahahahahhahahahhf
>>69755268
Anglos are not human, they have animal like tactics in war
>gallipoli
>>69755380
Are you fat?
>>69755401
7-15 business days
Aнгличaнe этo блять пpocтo пaдaль.
>>69755303
g-guardian?????? :O
>>69755328
>mfw estonians are unironically the least inbreed people in the world
>>69755339
I like big butts and I cannot lie
>>69755349
thanks
>>69755390
we shit, poles clean
>>69755430
therefore anglos = animals
>>69755448
Yes.
>>69755303
Where is your chin?!
>>69755495
Aren't Estonians basically genetically the same as Poles?
>>69755430
Are we talking about the toffs who sent waves of young men to a certain doom or the soldiers who earnt the enduring respect of the enemy and became adept at avoiding being slaughtered pointlessly?
>>69755533
Я пoтepял eгo вo вpeмя eды киcкy.
>>69755536
>genetics
pleb pls, our hereditary information is stored and replicated from a secure server in the electromagnetosphere
>>69755603
>UK = 60 million
>Canada = 40 million
>Australia = 20 million
They breed like fucking rats.
>>69755309
we do?
>>69755467
Mine was supposed to arrive last saturday
>>69755654
You don't?
Me meeting up with a bud at gedimino pr.
>>69755339
Bully normalfags
>>69755513
How fat? How much do you weigh? I'm pushing 80kg
>>69755666
>666
Are you Lucifer?
mulķa briti
>>69755339
I can't stop stalking on ppl and harassing them virtually.
>>69755727
I don't know, like 95 I guess? A few more months and I'll be at 100 for sure
>>69755747
Manlet
>>69755738
eternal anglo BTFO how will they ever recover?
>>69755603
>started learning Russian recently
your days are numbered, pal
I'd take a mentally ill homosexual-trap Russian over an anglo any day.
>>69755603
Disgusting Russian
*types fast to create bad memes for sale*
>>69755736
>>69755820
Thanks. Nobody Irl notice my mental illness heh
you are not 1rd world if you dont have domestic terroris http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/national/322142/hijacker-barred-from-wellington-airport
>>69755747
How tall are you? Maybe it's okay for your height
>>69755905
183
at last
i see
>>69755894
this is our
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgujPDBmAY0
>>69755927
I'd commit suicide if I were this small
>>69755893
never knew the janny is a black dude and you're his best friend
>>69755950
Meh I don't really care
I accepted that I won't ever have sex a long time ago
>>69755966
You got it wrong, the janitor is the cracker lmao
>>69755993
nope
>>69756018
yes
>>69755966
nono, my friend, janny is the black guy
>>69755967
I'd sex you despite you're manlet.
>>69755947
Is he doing famous Finnish throat singing
>>69756035
I wish but no, he is doing the famous "I can't speak and have nothing smart to say so I will just make noise and pretend to be saying something so that they think I am important for something"
*makes noise*
thinking about masturbating
your thoughts?
>>69756104
Are you "not a fan of gravity"?
>>69756084
DIE LEIF, WE DON'T FREAKING UNDERSTAND YOUR SHIT, STOP PRETENDING TO BE A DOUBLE KGB AGENT WHO "SAVED" SWEDEN DURING COLD WAR
>>69756104
i'm so sorry
>I'd commit suicide if I was that small
>I'm 177cm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZC3fnbNwq0&index=50&list=RDMMqx8hrhBZJ98
post aussie rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT16Q9S3J40
>leif pretends to be important
>muh i was ex double kgb agent
>@69756163
>"not a fan of gravity"
what did he mean by this?
>>69756199
Just put a bullet to your brain already.
>>69756199
Let me ease the pain
*executes lithanon for his sake*
>>69755654
omniva pakomāti
ļoti lēti var dabūt pasūtījumus uz vienu no viņiem
parasti 1 euro piegade jebkur Latvijā
>>69756287
hmmm nevaru teikt, ka esmu manījis tos kaut kur
what's for dinner lads?
i had two of pic rel and two bears
Technically there is no proof that gravity actually exists
So what is a normal height?
>>69756408
>two bears
big boy
@69756429
you being dropped on your head as an infant, repeatedly, is proof of gravity
>>69756457
at least 190cm
>>69756457
190 is a cut off for not being a manlet. Everyone below that should probably be sent to antarctica and left to die
>>69756462
U U
U U
>>69756489
>>69756506
How many 190cm men do you see? I hardly see anyone that tall. Most are 180-188cm
>>69756215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s7ywGSm6B4&index=15&list=PLF8AE86E20563946B
If you ignore me again...
>>69756605
Most here are 185-200, myself I am 197cm. But I guess in balts is about 185-190.
>>69757008
>>69756605
>Most are 180-188cm
nope. if the mean height is somewhere around 180 in lithuania then most definitely are not 180+
>>69756878
>Most here are 185-200
nope. that's impossible if the mean is under 180cm
> I guess in balts is about 185-190
you'd think that, but you'd be wrong. balts are all taller than swedes/norwegians. funny, but even french are taller than you guys lmao
>>69757202
>balts are all taller than swedes/norwegians.
*correction, lithuanians are not
>>69757202
niu niu ziilund manlets :P
I am back
t. -er man meme thinker back beinger-man
And now I'm off to bed lads
t. off to bed -er-man original memer-man
>>69757412
samefag
>>69757448
>>69757494
thunkis
t. thanker-man
Alright, alright
Riddle me this
>>69758492
is it: time?
Drinking coffee right now.
And back to you lad.
hehe
>>69758711
hey lithuania whats your real life name that you have on your passport. or are you too pussy to say it
>>69758752
Vytautas
>>69759351
Vytautist
vitt-autist :DDDDDD
FEKĀLIJA XX--DDD
I've seen heaven, but I don't like it.
>>69760252
help me please /baltnz/
Melbournefags:
Going to St. Kilda for a week. What to do apart from drink?
>>69759351
Do you still play poker?
Just came back from a haircut, pies and an iced coffee
>>69760920
eat, get murdered at the gatwick, do heroin on the beach
>>69764100
to whom it may concern