Non murrikans. How do you cope with this?

at least you're european

>tfw you will never gonna live in a big house with green lawn
a good portion of americans don't have this. I do and it's pretty okay. mowing your lawn is fun
>tfw You will never gonna trick-or-treating candies in Halloween
Halloween is invading the rest of the world
>tfw You will never gonna go to a highscool with lockers and popular and not popular kids
Do lockers and popularity spectrums not exist outside America?
>tfw you will never gonna go to a prom night dance with a qt 3.14
do they not have dances or formals too? I skipped prom. 150 bucks for a fucking ticket and the guy also usually pays for the girl's ticket too
>tfw you will never gonna join a fraternity with wild parties in college
you can do that anywhere

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I see through your proxy, autismo.

I can tell you're the same person who posted
>>69742285

And your thoughts of American public schools stemmed from my post in
>>69747853
when I created the visual image in your mind with the sentence "You speak like an underachieving high school student who got those angry autist vibes to ward off bullies in public school."

You're like a pawn to me. Check.

You wish you were born in a suburban neighborhood, bullied in highschool, get married too early with a 3/10, and when you're finally eighteen you get to drink a bit.

What the fuck is wrong with you, get wasted on local wine and pass out in a meadow you misguided eurofuck.

>tfw you will never gonna live in a big house with green lawn
Most Americans hire Mexicans to maintain their lawn.
>tfw You will never gonna trick-or-treating candies in Halloween
What are you 12?
>tfw You will never gonna go to a highscool with lockers and popular and not popular kids
Why didn't you do participate in a foreign exchange program? Most Euros who went to my high school hated it as they were bullied for having a gay accent.
>tfw you will never gonna go to a prom night dance with a qt 3.14
Im guessing you're ugly.
>tfw you will never gonna join a fraternity with wild parties in college
You are not Chad if you post on 4chan.

>You will never pretend to respect black people
>You will never put support a politician with a sign in your lawn
>You will never kick your son out of your house after his 18th birthday
>You will never clap at veterans

>>69748582
>you are not a chad if you post on 4chan
Have to refute you there. Back in April or May of 2016, a chad posted numerous time-stamped pics of half a dozen half-naked women strutting around his apartment that he banged daily. Thread was on /k/ and the OP was something like: "What is Chad's gun?"

>>69748328
>>tfw you will never gonna live in a big house with green lawn
I did that.
>>tfw You will never gonna trick-or-treating candies in Halloween
I did that (we also have a similartradition during christmas where children sing to people open their door and they receive candy)
>>tfw You will never gonna go to a highscool with lockers and popular and not popular kids
no need for lockers, but there are always popularity contest in any school
>>tfw you will never gonna go to a prom night dance with a qt 3.14
we had a few school dances with guys wearing suits, girls wearing nice dress
>>tfw you will never gonna join a fraternity with wild parties in college
just live in a collective with other dudebros and you can party hard in university

>>69748656

You literally had to say "Well if you go back to the summer of 2016 I do recall one fellow..."

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>mfw 420 and feeling good in my house with a decent lawn(although covered in horrendous snow) thinking about american qts
Haaha

>>69748582
The euros who went to my high school were drowning in pussy

we do all of those except fraternities aren't very big here

>>69748328
I don't want any of that.

>>69748712
Norway the Chad of Europe

>>69748328
>>tfw you will never gonna live in a big house with green lawn
Rock landscaping is better
>>tfw You will never gonna trick-or-treating candies in Halloween
Sucks for you lol
>>tfw You will never gonna go to a highscool with lockers and popular and not popular kids
My high school didn't have lockers and the cliques aren't as divided as movies make you think
>>tfw you will never gonna go to a prom night dance with a qt 3.14
It's not that great
>>tfw you will never gonna join a fraternity with wild parties in college
It's annoying as fuck when your roommates throw parties all the time and you just want to watch anime.

>>69748328
Lawns are fucking boring mate
>ahh yes I have all this land I could make something amazing
>nah actually I'll just have a fucking field instead