/brit/

fuck prince charles

everything should be privatised

good edition

>>69745808
FOY

FANTASTIC edition

extend it to potatoyanks too tho

contemplating an ol' 'cide

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>>69745773
>Prince Charles is 2 years younger than Donald Trump

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Good edition

Ameridebts not allowed itt

>>69745808
>>69745819
>>69745860
FOY

privatise the government and let us live in corporate states run by elon musk and peter thiel

Going to use the skill set I have acquired on the farm over here to move to Arkansas, buy a cheap plot of earth and live off the fat of the land

why are irish people so ugly?

>>69745773
Man English must be fucking stupid cause you're in all sorts of debt?
>>69745850

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>>69745800
really gets the ol' noggin' twirlin'

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if america is son and britain is its father,

then who is the mother?

Fedudal society of small dukedoms, communes and free-cities?

>>69745808
FOY

>>69745892
ireland

>>69745892
Spain

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>>69745881

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>>69745845
I thought you were one of the good ones lad

>>69745880
american genes

>>69745892
spen

>>69745892
west africa

>Assange AMA
O-oh my

>55mbps internet
>2MB/s torrent

euthanise me

The Land of the Free (until the credit card companies ask for their money back)

>>69745876
m8

you do not want to go to arkansas
>>69745892
it's a menage a trois with spain, france n england

also r u actually a nip

>>69745892
Scotland

>>69745892
Africa and Spain

>>69745926
didn't open

>>69745926
as me dad says gotta spend money to make money

>>69745907
I'm going to start the Commune of Montreal

It's an island so we can blow the bridges to prevent a hostile takeover by capitalists

>>69745932
doesn't make sense, potato monkey

>>69745967
speaking of which it's time to hit the FOBTs, back in a few lads

>>69745949
Why, I'm a good country boy and land is cheap there

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>>69745945

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>>69745886
Okay so you're right up there with us and our economy is much larger and more important on a world scale.

Britons Never Will Be Slaves (except wage slaves)

if we don't have government who will put lead in the water

>>69745989
it's a proper shithole m8

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>>69745929
Yeah me telling you to fuck off every time you respond to my posts indicated i was a good one.

>>69746018
Have you been?

If we don't have Ireland who will make insufferable posts that makes me wish there were more leafs about

>>69745969
Bonne post pêh

>you will never be 16 years old and living in California in 1993
why even live?

>>69745971
ya it was a joke...

lads what time does the paddy go away?

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>>69746048
back when the girls were girls amirite

>>69746021
bit fucking rude

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>>69746008
And black cock slaves.

>>69746036
I have, it's a shithole, even by yank standards.
For good country boy life try Maine, Alaska, or Wyoming

>>69745969
I-i dont think you understand what commune i meant, i meant a medieval commune. Those are capitalist (sort of, system of guilds-so i suppose worker lead corporatist), basically less independent and smaller free-cities

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>be american
>wake up in the morning, get out of your financed bed
>open the door and leave your mortgaged house
>get in your financed car and go to mcdonalds
>order a big mac with your credit card
>get shot after you pay for not tipping
>go to the hospital, tip the ambulance driver with your credit card
>have to pay for breathing the hospital's air
>have to pay 10 million dollars before they let you leave the hospital

land of the free and the home of the debt

>>69746040
australians

>be yank
>lose credit card
>become homeless

Pay up piggies

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>>69745808
FOY

>>69746116
Or just let my mom pay for everything.

>>69746008
Rule Brittania ('s caliphate)

>>69746145
>amerimoms

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>>69746090
FUCK OFF YANK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzUrUQfgTjE

drinking mango and peach flavoured wine

>>69745892

ireland

>>69746137
Don't forget when they douche their ass out for black men.

>>69746113
I thought you were talking about the Paris commune

>>69746086
vintage slag

FACT: 100% of terrible leaf posts are made by butthurt quebecers

>>69746161
umm, a bit fucking rude

drinking mandingo flavoured milk

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let's see if Trump will reply to THIS

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>>69746195
FUCK OFF YANK

>>69746193
alri Chang

>>69746193
I think the worst are the other leafs who've convinced themselves they're anything but snow yanks

>>69746193
FACT: 100% of excellent leaf posts are made by godtier quebecers et maritimers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g5ZF6DUrHI

choon.

>>69746228
stop spamming dickhead

>>69746234
>australian calling someone else chang

>>69746222
Yeah but who sucked more black cocks?

>>69746222
As a businessman of his size, 6 bankruptcies is pretty good.
Why does everyone act as if he's running some small business in the town centre market?

>>69746243
t. yank sympathiser

>>69746243
FOY

>>69746222
It makes you someone willing to take business risks which is the backbone of capitalist innovation.

>>69746228
>>69746271
twat

got called a bellend in RiteAid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFgBCUBMYk
doing a listen

>>69746238
I think the worst are the other aussies who've convinced themselves they're anything but desert yanks
>>69746240
This tee bee haych

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>>69746243

>be yank
>be fat

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>>69746280
FUCK OFF YANK

>>69746302
>that
>ugly

fuck everyone in this thread

>>69746304
England is pretty fat as well.

>>69746257
>6 bankruptcies is pretty good
you have no idea what you're talking about you spastic

>>69746301
There are at least one or two Brits who will agree when we say we're more British than yanks

Have yet to see one Brit say Canadians aren't just yanks yet still you autists continue with your delusions

>>69746337
we don't get shot though

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>>69746337
FOY

>>69746036
i have been through it, yes

i have not lived there, no

it's full of rednecks and is poor and like nothing to do really

>>69746337
im doing my dissertation on childhood obesity.

findings: lots of fat kids

>>69746369
>>69746337
FOY

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>>69746270
FOP

>>69746271
FOR

>>69746302
excellent post

>>69746378
FOY

>>69746365
Haha way to backpeddle fatso.

>>69746188
Well they are sort of similar if you are referring to the 1870 commune as it was lead by small business owners but a lot less guild presence and societal structure, medieval communes were still in a society of orders- later ones are socialist semi-chaos which is why they dont work, and besides by no means anti-capitalist as that concept wasnt really developed or part of society at the time, family unit, church and local cohesion as well as not much emphasis on wider trade and no banks/stocks etc means its hard to equate to modern socialism and capitalism

>be a yank
>have an uncle whose grandmothers, sisters, stepbrothers dog was Irish
>"IM IRISH"

>>69746329
no, just the yanks and yank-lites

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>>69746396
Excellent post lardo

>>69746323
Enraging

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>>69746421

>>69746396
>tattoo

Dropped.

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Ah, the question
"r u a nip?"

Minimal and fundamental in its nature, yet fiercely stirs up my imagination

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do you reckon he posts here

>>69746453
FOY

>>69746351
canada west of the Ottawa river is identical to yankland I'll give you that

but Australia is actually more like America than eastern Canada

The opinions of these autists that have visited neither mean nothing

>>69746396
cara > maisie

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>>69746351
>"one time on the 4chans an actual British person said Australia was more britboo than Canada thereby validating my spastic sense of self!!!"

FODesertY

>>69746467
>>69746465
>>69746459
>>69746446
>>69746407
>>69746399
>>69746396
>>69746337
>>69746293
>>69746280
FOY

>>69746445
don't know what that means
some of the leafs are ok i guess, US posters should all leave at once

>it's another 'sheed and his friends shout FOY episode

>>69746453
had a chuckle

>>69746459
he probably posts on photography or something

>>69746467
This
Ceci

>>69746453
Kek

hate free healthcare. wish i had to pay for it.

Heston Blumenthal here. ama.

>>69746476
I wasn't claiming it myself you spacker, I was making a point. Canadians are by far the biggest autists seeking approval by Brits on this site

>>69746509
FOY

Somebody died last week of cardiac arrest after waiting 35 hours on a hospital trolley

But don't worry, the queen has recovered from a cold

>>69746222
can't believe she actually shat on the entirety of sport

what a fucking mong

>>69746396
spoiler that hog
>>69746426
mong

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>>69746458
get a load of thick cocky nip

>kamen rider

it's a shame "human rights" has become propaganda for leftist and marxist ideologues

Everyone itt would move to America if they could

>cramped terraced house for £120,000 in a dull grey country is my kind of living!

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>>69746509
>>69746555
FOY

>>69746557
I dont care about "somebody"
I care about the queen

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>FOY

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went from 5mbps to 55mbps and there's barely any noticeable difference

disappointing

can we all get back on the topic of me doing a suicide

thanks

>>69746550
do you think £8 is a lot for a nespresso when pods cost 50p?

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I love Yanks, to be honest.

>>69746582
I would never move to America

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FOE

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>>69746583
Bigot.

Yesterday I made the audacious claim that I was a slightly above average guitarist and singer and that I could probably use these talents to get laid if I wanted to, and nobody believed me. Now taking song requests to prove myself and defend my honour.

>>69746550
What's it like to send an entire restaurant full of customers to hospital with rancid snails?

>>69746582
>only earning enough for a 120k house
poortherner detected

>>69746582
What if everyone doesnt live in a labour--box?

>>69746619
t. good lad

>>69746583
t. mohammed al-rourki

>>69746617
duno what you're on about

>>69746635
duno what you're on about

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>>69746582
>>69746604
>>69746619
FOY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw

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reminder that yank women are made for the BCC (big commonwealth cock)

>>69746606
have you done it yet

>>69746630
what voice type do you have? sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ

>>69746554
They just do that because we don't want to get beheaded by the London chapter of ISIS during the next jihad.

>>69746674
>yank women
vapid and soulless people who will divorce you at 35 and take all of your money

>>69746630
a Carcassi etude
Danny Boy

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>>69746674
this

>>69746659
the coffee they serve in the fat duck is nespresso. it costs £8. keep up you baldy speccy cunt.

>>69746630

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQXDh6xzwzE

>>69746704
Aren't British women like this too now?

business idea : ruin yanks morning

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>>69746557
Did God Almighty ordain that someone to lead an empire?

>>69746717
oh I wish I was in dixie

>>69746734
rude

t. woke up at 5 pm

Post your youtubefu

Hard mode: no ASMR

>>69746750
hooray hooray

>>69746731
To a lesser extent but yeah

>>69746734
it's afternoon in EST now

has shit ever been this fucked before?
i feel like our civilisation is on the brink of collapse

>>69746748
V. Regal

>>69746771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCyjDXTuxhA

why is that one lad so obsessed with cheap housing in middle america

>>69746676
not telling

>>69746748
don't know sorry, I can try and find our for you?

>>69746800
go outside more often

>>69746800
Retard

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>>69746790
fuck
>>69746771

>>69746771
the only woman I watch on the 'tube is a literal rasheedette who does cooking videos

FOY

>>69746790
but my yank friend told me the only relevant time is PST

doing a BIG fricken wank with my willy phwoaaaaaa4rrrrrrt gonna cummmmm tehehe sticky willy juice all over my hands XD and pubez ahahaha all ffrom my bigggg frikken wankkkkkkkkk :+)

>>69746838
who's this bint

If you're 18 or over and you listen to grime, it's time to reevaluate your life

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kue4Dbsyqyo

>>69746800
*thinks back on the last 100 years*
yeah nah mate can't think of anything that might've made people think the world was about to end

>>69746851
Good post

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>>69746829
Would think you'd've done that before replying tbqh

>>69746800
yes read a book
>>69746838
actually she did do one asmr thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBzkzOXT7Y
>>69746856
don't even know what that is
>>69746863
saviour of the white race

>>69746827
ok
let us know when

>>69746800
I know, a neocon got into power we are FUCKED

>>69746748
excellent post

>talking to yank girl from NYC about Australia
>Australia really disappointed me
>why it seems cool enough
>well it was exactly like the states! And all the buildings were really short and wide for some reason
>there's less land pressure than in NYC so they build low
>ah well it felt like florida, I'm not going back

KEK, she basically shat on the "Australian dream" and considers your country to be a whiter version of California

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gf isn't talking to me lads and I don't know why

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>>69746816

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>>69746856
>anything farther from GMT than AST
>relevant

a fuck nigga that's that shit i don't like

>>69746819
I think he literally made a whole thread about it the other day, the fucking retard

>>69746877
no I just make conjecture and let it percolate through the thread

>69746921
would turn this into a chink talking about canada but can't be fucked
imagine i did though

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>>69746928

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Where my fellow rasheeds at?

>>69746965
It was actually a white American girls impression of your country

>>69746977
refer to >>69746928

>>69745892
Spain is america's mummy
France is canada's mummy
Holland is south africa's mummy

(we don't talk about australia and new zealand's mummies)

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>>69747006

>>69747005
have a look at >>69746977 again

>>69747006
australia and new zealand's mums are holland as well

>>69746800
Yeah
Celts got fucked
Romano-Celts got fucked
Iberians got fucked by muslims
Anglo-Saxons got betrayed and fucked
Muslims get fucked by Iberians
Byzantines got fucked by Muslims
Everyone got fucked by fleas
Everyone got fucked by fire
Protestants got fucked
Catholics got fucked
Royalists got fucked
Parliamentarians got fucked
Everyone got fucked by Napoleon
Napoleon fucked everyone
Everyone got fucked by revolutions
All the revolutionaries got fucked
Muslims get fucked by Greeks
Everyone got fucked by WW1
Everyone bar america got fucked by ww2
Communism fucks up half the world
Communism gets fucked


You see , this is a broad trend, events are cyclical
this sort of things happens now and again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

anyone else remember this song? brings me back

>>69747029
you seem to have missed this post >>69746928

>>69747006
don't think we had a mummy desu
closest I can think of are the germans who did some stuff in south australia but that was pretty minor stuff
>>69747046
>see some land
>"hmm.. let's call it new holland"
>do nothing with it
nah the dutch can fuck off

>>69747059
FOP

>>69747059
yea
it was shite then and is even more shite now

Doing a phone interview this moment lads

>>69747046
>>69747006
australia and new zealand's father is Ireland, cunts are all 30% descendants of irish criminals

>>69747097
nobody cares.

>>69747065
you should have another look at >>69746977 and fuck off

i hope you lads wash your dish-towels regularly. they're a haven for germs.

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My mates sisters

>>69747119
not reading this post

>>69747138
I use disposable wipes so I never have to touch them again

>>69747070
Tasmania had a Dutch mum

>>69747097
correct

>>69747146
>>69747143
>>69747114
why are yanks so terrible at posting

>>69747153
Wet wipes = poor mans bidet

Redpill me on German Shepherds

>>69747160
all me

>>69747156
literally what i described
van diemen can fuck off

>>69747138
I use the sponges with yellow on one side and a bit of abrasive green on the other, then just toss them out after a couple uses.

>>69747177
they shepherd when they are told to

>>69747177
I have one. They are loyal and smart and can protect you and your property. I would go as far as to say they are one of the few remaining conservative institutions

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>he doesn't have a bidet

Toilet paper is SHIT! SHIT!!!!

>>69746685
Sorry for delay, computer crashed as soon as I posted. Also not sure why the guitar sounds so tinny, it sounds better in my room, mic settings must be fucked.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dDPrDxIimh

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>>69747212

have a terrible haircut right now and my hair is way too long

usually always get decent haircuts but after only a few weeks when it starts to grow a little, it instantly turns to shit

have decided i will put a little gel in it or some other bullshit to stop it looking so crap

dont know exactly what else to do, dont have the money for frequent haircuts

/blog

outlook settings are out of date lads

>>69747222
Need one. But they have bad legs

>>69747177
The dog or ranch workers?

>>69747201
Good apples though

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>he doesent do his poopoo in the shower and push it down the drain

lmoa@urlife

>>69747232
found a turkish barber down the road from my house who does a cracking haircut for £9. changed my life ngl.

>>69747224
Have a bidet but I can't be arsed to use it

>wet wipe once or twice, sqeaky clean
>regular tp to dry off the arsehole hairs

>>69747232
Get a bit of pomade or wax, gel won't answer

>>69747271
>£9
FOB

>>69747271
post pic

>>69747228
you're not hitting those high notes mate, you're singing about two keys down of what it should be

also why do you sound so dreary and mopey

>>69747271
found a turkish berber down the road from my house who does a cracking piracy business for gold. changed my life ngl.

Old but gold

https://youtu.be/fy47pO7kqJ4

>>69747254
Only inbred pagent yank ones with the sloped back, the real ones from Germany and Austria (that your police force has to import because the American breed is so pathetic) don't have hip problems

>>69747271
VERY jealous

>>69747285
are you memeing

>>69747316
>5.2 flaccid

Hello mandem

>>69747352
>5min
shant

>>69747316
6'4 and study at Oxbridge too lad?

>>69747281
Never seen a bidet in Canada, sounds too foreign. A good white man can't clean his bum unless a tree died to make it possible.

>>69747356
don't know why some bellend would try to destroy a dog breed like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM0VyoVsCYg

gained about 10 IQ points after watching this

>>69745926
Mate, you do realise America has over 100% debt-to-GDP ratio...?

>>69747368
Pardon? I don't speak nigger. Can you speak English instead?

>>69747379
No. I'm taller than that.

i'm 5'7" and proud

you should all fuck off

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>A good white man can't clean his bum unless a tree died to make it possible.

>>69747388
I'm from queerbec our trees are for maple syrup not shitting

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just be yourself

>>69747331
I think he sounds better than most of the guys singing hallelujah day after day in grafton street. Surelook

>tfw 6'9 and built like a baltic shithouse with a 8" willy and study medicine at Harvard

nothin personnel

>>69747434
I'd hire the man on the left because he's wearing a tie
man on the right looks like a thug

>>69747364
No memery, gel is crusty and not good for very short hair. Try a pomade, if it was good enough for your great grandad it's probably too good for you.

>>69747455
>man on the left
>"""""""""""""""""""""man""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>69747434
Lad of left looks like his suit would fit the lad on the right

Should heem his tailor tbqh

>>69747458
what even is pomade, it just looks like gel

i dont want reviewbrah tier hair, it looks greasy

I'm 7'4

anyone below 6'7 is a manlet 2bh

7'4 built like a skyscraper and study billionaireology at oxford

>>69747442
what are you doing in greece

>>69747434
one on the left looks like harry enfield. shame he got fired so early

>>69747425
Trees are like cows, when they get old and stop producing edible liquid it's best to cut them down and wipe your bum with them.

Love when manlets get triggered and start the ridiculous height false-flagging.

>>69747495
Depends what pomade you use m8, lots of different kinds

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>one shot at life
>under 6 foot

>>69747496
>>69747503
good lad

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>>69747507

Ffs I've been on hold for 30 minutes. They said it would be five minutes.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>69747503
cracking post

>yanks and leafs posting
>thread is shit

surprise surprise

>>69747548
Still better than /éire/ desu

>>69747536
complete coincidence

>>69747545
>DIY open top bus
At least they can now save tourism expenditure.

>>69747495
Wax leaves a sheen, but a matte pomade, available at any pharmacy, barber, or tesco I'm sure, leaves a clean manageable more natural looking hold. It's your safest bet for very short hair

paddy is still butthurt lads

>>69747507
Visiting

>>69747594
>very short hair
False, it doesn't have the stiffness necessary to counteract the recoil of shorthair

It's best used on medium length hair

thanks but no yanks

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>>69747587

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TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKING DINGUS, YOU BELLENDS

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*travels back to 1994*

ah yes beautiful. simply the pinnacle of design

a bit worried because sky can be falling next day

>>69747545
>be a bus
>have haram advertisement on side
>get beheaded by London Muslims
>prophet

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Mum bought me this shirt

>>69747618
is it true greek qt's are selling themselves for 5 euro for some food

>>69747697
what were they thinking

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i want to be /fa/, but i'm poor and fat
perhaps one day

>>69747825
>fat
Lazy cunt

>>69747817
what happened here? some context please m'sir

>>69747728
>implying Greek girls put out for money
>implying Greece isn't the second most difficult country to get laid in Europe

You are largely unaware of Mediterranean culture I see.

Unless that was meant as a joke in which case: Meh..

>>69747887
What does it look like you spacker?

>>69746714
>>69746730
Shan't be doing these as I don't know them desu. Should really know Danny Boy, but unfortunately I just don't.

>>69747331
I prefer dreary and mopey songs to happy ones desu, which is why I didn't even attempt the high notes.

>tfw shitty Sky internet is so slow that I can only do one post on /brit/ every 20 minutes because I can't contact reCaptcha

Guess that's the end of that experiment then. Fuck peak times.

>being fat

LITERALLY how?

just stop eating lmoa

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>>69747825
This is all the /fa/ you will ever need tbqh

>>69747911
what are you fucking stupid? he doesn't know, thats why he's asking. you got a brain in that drongo head of yours mate?

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Stop eating McDonalds.

i used to be a fatty, now i'm underweight
thanks, depression

wales more like fails haha

>>69747887
Absolute madmen happened

>>69747887
drywall

redpill me on varg

>>69747920
Just stop eating and lose all your muscle mass. Great idea.

>>69747957
>what happened here?

What
Does
It
Look
Like

new
>>69743492
>>69743492
>>69743492