Post your hand, prove your whiteness

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R8

>>69744891
Paki wristlet

>>69746225
Wristlet

>>69746258
Literal Amphibian hand

>>69746404
10/10 labouring mans hand

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>>69744843
>irish
>white

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>>69747144

>>69746891
Ireland is proof that an African nation can succeed

>>69747188
America is proof that an Irish nation can succeed

>>69747255
Therefore America is indeed an African nation

LADS

how do i get my hands to look like >>69744843 ? mine look like pale smooth baby hands, same for my arms

>>69747460
Ummm sweetie.... Try years of hard labour and Celtic genetics?

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>tfw fat and ridicuously pale
>no arm/hand definition at all, just fat
>hairy arms, but the hairs are very light
>195cm tall, but look like a child
>wide hips
>barely any muscle mass
Who /klinefelter's/ here?

>>69747501

>years of manual labour

dont make me laugh kid, your look like the average skinny and veiny teenager.

>>69746891
>Amphibian hand
what did he mean by this

>>69747559
Post your hand then

>>69747621
What the fuck

>>69747648
A fine set of French meathooks

>>69747583

No need to, as you're not comparing your "years of HARD manual labour" to mine, but to those who have actual years of manual labour.I'd say your index is the thickness of the average coal miner,blacksmith's pinkie.

>>69747733
Quiet down baby hands will you? the most use you get out of those stubs is typing away shite on a Mongolian throat singing forum ya fucking Romany rat

>>69747791

kek
what's the matter?Getting a little nervous there BITCH

>>69747803
Very pretty

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>>69747621

>>69747846
Says the man who has yet to post his smooth little baby paws

Probably don't have a camera Romany povvo cunt

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>>69747846
Stop stealing copper.

>>69747879

Your mom couldnt even handle 2 of my fingers last night

>Probably don't have a camera Romany povvo cunt

You got me there.That's why I'm going to Ireland soon for a free iPhone.

>>69747803
jel mozes da mi izdrkas tom rukicom

>>69747943
Your whore mother sells out her vile romany cunt to the local drunkard every night and you're the son of some fucking village idiot romany cunt

You come here and I'll kick your teeth out you frail little brown wankstain, go rob some copper cigany

>>69748047

Fucking ironic you call me a cigany, when you're a irish traveller, fucking gypsy shit.

I'd bash your skull in, they'd need the dental recordings to identify the body.

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>>69747534

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>>69744843
>
>>69747943
Nice one,frățioare. :D

>>69744843
I've never understood the point of these type of threads, can somneone tell me?

>>69748178
Sorry I can't take Romanian """""men""""" with tiny baby hands seriously when one punch from my well sized fist would knock your head off of your shoulders

>>69747534
I'm a masculine tranny so I'm pretty much the exact same as you.

>>69748263

>from my well sized fist

You'd need both of your hands to engulf my cock though

>>69748222

strong lunula game you got there bro

>>69748356
Everyone knows that ciganys have microdicks, and judging by your baby hands that's probably true

What is this fascination with cocks? Do you want a big Irish cock to split your mas fanny in two? Perhaps you want your Moldovan boyfriend to wank you off?

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>>69747738
Clean that surface m8

>>69748356
Post your hand, coward.

>>69748478

Posts about other men's hands, about other men's cocks etc

Nice homo fantasy you got there bro, does your crackwhore of a mom knows you like men to use your backdoor?

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>skin colour
lol

>>69748674
Post your hand, coward.

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>>69748222
Holy shit,trips!

>>69748694

you almost convinced me there buddy

>>69748694

They're to sore after your sister's fisting session earlier today

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>>69748478
You fucking Irish bastard! GO FIND ME A BLOODY POT O' GOLD AND FARM POTATOES,YA NO-SOUL ASS-LICKING GINGERFAG.

>>69748886
As I thought, a yellow cigany coward great for spewing shite talk but useless at everything else

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>>69748957

Talking about shit, you probably had not seen a solid one for years, irish pikey

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>>69749212

>>69747648
i would imagine these hands would look good wrapped around my cock

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>>69749212
Ten years from now you'll regret that.

>>69749212
Are you okay lad?

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>>69749212
it'll be okay, anon

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can't be bothered to post a new one...

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>>69744843
I'm not white though

>>69749212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gcrx2Ab0FM

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>>69744843

>>69749474
Chicano or Asian?

>>69749474
Herro I rike yo hand.

>>69749212
Come here. I must feed.

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>>69749212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bYnH4gPbvc

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>>69749314
I know it
>>69749326
>>69749410
>>69749482
Come on, it's just the little cuts.
>>69749692
Nah, thanks :э

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ok

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Am I white yet?

>>69749820
That's it brotha, put these white bois in they place

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>>69749815
stay safe, russian friend

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>>69749873

>>69749820
That looks ShutterStock as fuck.
Did you use greenscreen?

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white people disgust me tbqhwymvgfm

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I'm a handlet

>>69749934
Shut up white boy.

>>69749581
Thanks. I was offered a hand modeling job

>>69749934
That's your forearm, post that minuscule Mexican stump

>>69749913
This is a blue board mate, DELET

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>>69749940
Nah I'm a handlet.

>>69749953
fuck u mate >:(

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>Handlets ITT

>>69749975
It's not porn it's just wild African black cock.

>>69750041
Why are Americans so obsessed with black men's willies?

>>69750078
Cause they're all 12 inches. We can't compete.

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>>69750106
That sounds like a gay reason.

>>69749474
cut those filthy nails

>>69750141
Might as well be gay since whites can't compete.

>>69749314
kgb had tortured this man, show more respect plz

>>69750185
Maybe white Americans can't compete but the rest of us who actually leave the house and talk to women can compete fairly well

>posting hand to prove whiteness

the only real proof is the pink nipple you absolute negroes.

>>69750242
How big is your dick? You can't compete if you're less than 9 inches.

>>69750242
Irish have some of the smallest dicks in Europe.

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Am I white /int/?

>>69750350
that guy kinda has a point though, why are americans thinking about penises all the time?

>>69750308
>>69750350
6.5 inches, do you bitter virgins ever get out into the real world for fuck sakes? The size of your cock isn't the only thing that matters. 9 inches is ridiculous size and very few people have it. Majority of Africa have in and around the same average penis size as Europe.

>>69750427
Sure.

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>>69749212
damn

>>69750441
Then that's too small. You can't compete. Become a cuck.

>>69750490
That's a hand that's stroked a lot of men's cocks.

>>69750495
I'll leave that to emasculated virgin frail American """men""" such as yourselves

You're living in a fantasy world if you think every nig has a 9 inch cock

>>69750532
just my own

>>69750490
What flag is that,anon?

>>69749940
post legs

>>69750593
black mountain

>>69747791
My dad has similar hands to you, and he's been a hard worker all his life. Can confirm on hard larbor.

>>69750571
But you're exaggerating claiming even 6.5 inches. If the average Irishman is 5 inches as studies indicate then you're probably around there. Plus I'm probably taller and better looking than your redheaded freckled ass.

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>>69744843
Please be gentle...

>>69750761
You have a large but weak looking hand.

>>69750666
Guarantee you're a handlet too. I'm 6'2 and some self reported meme "study" about cock size doesn't mean shit you thick pathetic little cunt. Guarantee you're an ugly little self loathing virgin. Cock size does not matter with women nearly as much as you think, 9 inches is fucking pornstar size. Your brains so fucked from porn that it's probably how you think real sex is. Sad cunt.

>>69750761
Very pale. Not very vascular at all. No hair it seems like.

>>69750851
I've had sex with 7 girls. I love myself I don't hate myself. I'm just telling you Irish bitch. You can't compete.

>>69750851
We all know if you're 6 2 with a cock that small you must either be very frail yourself or a fat motherfucker.

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>>69750823
>>69750861
How do you guys even get more/bigger vein appearance?
I used to pump alot of weights and even at that time my veins wouldn't get more salient.I'm also not fat
Is this genetic?

>>69751017
You have a fucking lobster claw for a hand.

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could i pass as local in you're country??

>>69751017
You just have to use your hands I guess.

>>69751060
What do you mean?
>>69751095
I use that particular hand alot ;)

>>69751017
how old are you

>>69751122
Not exactly something to brag about .

>>69751081
You could pass as local in my bed with me.

>>69751134
Younger than 20 older than 18

>>69751081
You have a slack jaw.

>>69750761
literally a girl's hand. alternatively a girl(male)'s hand

>>69750761
be my bf

>>69751220
>>69751364
Take a guess :)

>>69751200
Are you 19?

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mine

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Some of you have ugly fucking fingernails.

>>69750761
literally me

>>69751535
ya

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>>69748290
>Egyptian feet
Mah man
>mfw I see someone with ugly Greek hoofs

>>69748780
"Im in love with the coco"

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Mine is somewhat veiny.

>>69749474

Your hand looks like an alien hand with those nails, bruh.

>>69747144
hmmm

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I'm glad I don't have to post my nose!

>>69747144

> tfw can't for the fucking life of me reach the prostate with my Aneros Helix

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>all this unwhite 1st worlders
wtf i hate int now

>>69749212
;_;

>>69751792
Punpun is a shitty, pretentious piece of over dramatized garbage.

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>>69746404
>Lapin Kulta

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>>69744843
100% pure white aryan here

>>69749212
:3

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>>69744843
I'm too white for ya hooman

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White af

>>69756727
2deep4u?

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>>69744843

>>69751365
Wax statue

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>>69760188
Nice try schlomo

>>69761904
Fucking vitiligo ass nigger.

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>>69744843
my hand guys

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>>69763155

>>69763276
That's like a big baby hand.

>>69763244
delete now !!

posting pics of my family like this is inapropriate

>>69763276
post feet

>>69762056
best looking hand ITT

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>>69763297

>>69763285
My hands are a bit dry.
>>69763298
No, they are ugly.

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ITT: veinlets

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>>69747144

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>>69744843
I'm tired of being so black

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Ok

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>>69744843

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>2016+1
>having arms

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Would my hand fool you?

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100% mayan/alien blood

>>69756727
this peaks my interest

thank you, kind monkey

>>69744843
>tfw skin is literally pink
>tfw clear cut celtic heritage
>tfw I can pretend to be a tourist in lisbon and they're none the wiser
it's good to be white

>>69756727
It was a beautiful read but i agree that now that i've grown a little it seems a bit over-dramatic indeed.

On the other hand, onani master kurosawa and strongest man kurosawa are still magnificent reads

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>>69747294
Bravo

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Your paleness has nothing to do with your self worth, and if you rely on skinto feel good then you are really just a loser

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>>69765953
shit forgot picture

>>69766019
are you dead?

>>69766022
Not that light desu m8

I'm really white skined and tall but my face is tipically portuguese so i'm never mistook for a foreigner.
(it's been a long time since i've been in Lisbon)

Also, how do you know you are celtic m8?

>>69766019
TEN FEET HIGHER

>>69766105
Que?

>>69766034
kek

>>69766019
is your skin really yellow like a corpse?

>>69766100
>Not that light desu m8
Because it's red, flushed with blood like my face. When I'm in a pool or in the water it's literally ghost white. In my experience having red skin is more uncommon than white and one of the things that will get you mistaken for a foreigner. I actually decided to try and see if I could pull it off after another portuguese guy here said he could pull it off

>Also, how do you know you are celtic m8?
Well what else could I be? Genetically, that is. The only other significant input to my area is "Roman" and I know that's not it.

>>69766153
Its not yellow, and corpses are white, not yellow

>>69766022
>Also no one acknowledges these dubs
you used to be more autistic /int/

>>69765954
I'm only seeing 'over-dramatic' in the sense of a stylistic device that fits the manga. It's got a bird-like main character for fuck's sake. Everything is extreme.
Or maybe it's still mild at this stage. I'm only at chapter 9 so far.

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I should become fully white by 2030

>>69766179
Well, that's true.
Pink coloured portuguese are very rare. Even rarer than the ghost-looking ones

>>69748275
Pre HRT?

>>69753332
Its all about the angle pham.

>>69766685
This isn't going solely by stereotyping (I have a study), but I tend to picture Trasmontanos and Beirões from the Beira Alta as usually being pale skinned and dark haired, and Minhotos as usually having a lot more blond types and light eyes and golden skin. I picture Durienses as a mix and the rest of the country as the stereotypical Portuguese.

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pure tengri genes :DDDD praise dengri
(i have turkish, hungarian, and kurdish blood)

>>69766980

going to need sunglasses for this jesus christ man get some sun

>>69766685
How rare are Portugese with freckles? I'm Moortugese/Spaniard (parents born there) and have them. Is that celtic?

>>69744843
>prove your whiteness
lmao why would i wanna prove how much of a cuck i am

>>69767172
it's called white POWER

because we have reliable power to our computers to shitpost on a mediterranean knitting forum 24/7

>>69767133
About twice the frequency of red hair I guess? So 3% ~ 3,5% in the north and gets rarer as you go south

Also
>Moortugese
but then
>Spaniard
K0k

>>69767133
>>69767133
I have freckles too. It's more common than you think. Are you guys that retard?

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Sorry if I hurt someones feelings

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>>69767172

>>69766902
Meh, i'm minhoto but i'm not blond. However. my father is one.

I'm just very pale and tall. The rest of the face is very portuguese like sharp and narrow with thick black hair.

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>>69767667

i can not imagine a Portuguese blond. aren't you guys all tan with thick black hair? ie. like cr7 or luis figo

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I am not

>>69767901
That isn't skin color you retard it's Red Sea admixture and they only have 2.5 to 5%

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>>69767901
They are more common than what you could believe.
Of course they are a minority and most of the times it's dirt blond but they exist.

My grandmother was a ginger for example
However, i look mostly like the family from my mother's side wich are more portuguese looking (yet not really tanned).

I have the skin colour of a ginger and the face and hair of a south european (kinda like pic related)

>>69749212
Ayyy lmao

>>69767999
hey you stupid fuck i wasn't trying to make a point i was simply asking the guy a question. and 5% doesn't mean that 5% are from the red sea, rather that 5% of their autosomal dna comes from the red sea. akin to turks.

im not placing a value on this, im just saying that when i picture a portuguese person, they're usually not blond.

>>69749868
Nice watch

>>69767901
>>69767901
Are you serious? There's plenty of blonde portuguese people, actually if you go back 2 generations it's rare the family that didn't have at last one blond person with light eyes. It is estimated that 25% of portuguese children are blonde (not the superlight finnish blond). And yes you find a lot of blondes in the south, go to Lisbon for exemple or algarve. The memes are being proven wrong by recent studies

>>69768174
However, it's true that the average portuguese isn't blond

>>69768147
That's cause you're stupid and think Spanish and Portuguese are Latinos.

>>69768193
The average German isn't even blonde.

>>69768193
It's not but saying that they don't exist or are rare it's just non sense. 3 of my best friends were blonde in childhood, 2 still are.

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>>69768254
Btw, Are you from Lisbon?
and are you a NEET? Posting at this late hour and such...

>>69768254
>3 of my best friends were blonde in childhood, 2 still are.

What did one die or something

>>69768027

thanks for the answer. sorry if i came off rudely. i think that if anything applies to europe it's that we're all very very mixed up. where im from we've had celts, slavs, greeks, romans, etc etc. who the fuck knows what anyones ancestry is beyond a guess

does portugal portuguese sound more pleasant than brazilian portuguese? i plan on going to portugal in the summer but ive known a few brazilians and the language sounds kinda meh to me :\

>>69768301
No, I'm from Porto. Exams period. I'm giving the exemple of Lisbon because thee is a meme about southern Portugal that isn't true

>>69768320
No, just his hair turned brown with age.

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>>69768219
ive been to spain you dickhead, i know what they look like. i havent been to portugal, but i dont know of a prominent portuguese person thats blond hair blue eyes. not saying thats good or bad. imm sure they existt, i just dont know of many. why are you so upset at this?

>>69768391
You white Caucasians are weird.

>>69768360
Nice
I finished my (meme) degree last year
Thinkin about emigratin to green Ireland or France

>>69768336
Were are you from (besides the USA)

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>>69767901
>i can not imagine a Portuguese blond
Here is one for you:

http://blog.sight-management.com/sandra-martins-for-oysho/

>>69768458

Technically born in Yugoslavia

>>69768566
post more portuguese qts

>>69768583
https://www.instagram.com/margaridavilasboas/

>>69747943
>That's why I'm going to Ireland soon for a free iPhone.
Only thing your people get here is slapped about