phimosis edition
felicity
anime
Black willy
kay-on
sophie
>>69743530
Are you ready for the snibbedy snabb?
>>69743545
bune?
>one day you will die, and everyone you have ever come to know will die
bit mental innit
christ on a bike just go to the doctor
Uncircumcized master race
we should create a gofundme for phimosis lad
>69743550
were yuo actually being serious? tell me, what exactly do you not like about the alt-lite? the talking heads are just distractions riding whats quasi contrarian.
>>69743599
>He doesn't realise it's just a gimmick
People who use liberal are referring to social liberals.
>people who expect me to look for the post number
wont
>>69743599
so i can start my own phimosis porn production company?
>>69743632
it's not. he posted photos the other week
>>69743634
he posted it
it was fucking chat (bringing this word back btw)
Easily the most enjoyable game I've ever played on the loo
>>69743588
>and you will all live on in christ's embrace
looking forward to it desu
Business proposal: post popular images (be it reaction based or otherwise) with no context, in hopes of preventing someone else's reply.
>people who expect me to give them a (you)
wont
>>69743634
tbf, the only times I've ever used the word "liberal" IRL were referring to measures of ingredients
is this the most attractive black female on earth?
>>69743667
*gives it one star on google play*
MUH NO WORK ON MY PHONE
It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society.
>>69743670
all of us? I thought it was well hard to get into heaven innit
>>69743634
liberals in the US are interventionist and want equal outcomes rather than equal opportunity rather than being blatantly socialistic. they are liberal leftists.
>>69743689
A liberal application of arse lube more like. m80
*flops out my uncircumcised, phimosis free, 8 inch willy*
>>69743685
wut the fuck is this
£100 hilter posting will start at 6:15pm
>>69743667
good job shill, i'm downloading this now
>>69743670
cba to drive 5min to church
also this >>69743722
>>69743722
nah god loves all his children m8
*flops out my circumcised, phimosis free, 6.25 inch willy*
smaller but i can shag yanks and jews
>>69743711
Hate those runts, quite clearly a problem with their device and NOT the game
>>69743748
You won't regret it lad, best (and only) 3.99 I've ever spent on a phone game
>>69743727
if that's what constitutes an "ingredient" in your mind, knock yourself out mate
>>69743717
Yeah the majority you fucking retard. Even though a lot of dumbasses can't understand that.
>>69743737
girth?
melbourne?
>>69743704
She would be if she just gave up this retarded "black face, white everything else" gimmick
It's too much of a distraction, can't wank to it
>>69743753
just accepting christ into your heart is a start x
Reminder, /brit/ is a all-inclusive general.
Rorkes OUT.
really need to do a poo but i dont want to do the poo
I let the poo manifest in my bowels until it starts to push its way through but i stop it mid way and then the watery farts start, I then let it brew in the release chamber for a good few hours before finally squatting over the toilet and in one swift motion i squeeze as hard as I can and it slips right out
this is real poo kino
>>69743785
are you a girl from melbourne?
That's the best way to deal with hunger cravings without stuffing my face?
I had a massive bowl of oats, banana, sultanas and almonds about 2-3 hours back and am fucking starving now
fun fact: there's a 1000 page file on Princess Diana that will never be disclosed
>>69743773
It's small cause you fap too much.
>>69743759
nice safety net then haha
hope you're right mate really do
dont want you to be wrong for sure
>>69743774
uhh its free
>>69743774
>paying money for phone games
good goy
>>69743811
alri big'un
>>69743555
economic liberalism is the opposite of a state run economy (i.e socialism)
ffs was measuring it wrong it's only a bit above 7
>>69743530
>phimosis edition
Uncuts are lower/middle class scum
>>69743792
bit gay
>>69743746
every european fa leftist ive met on the internet has been gay or a literal paki or an equivalent of that
>>69743781
An ingredient of bugger pie
>>69743811
Coffee and a fag
>>69743839
EXCEPTIONAL post
>>69743744
ching ling dong
>>69743839
this isn't /cum/, deshaquon hernandez
It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now a bottled, branded consumer product.
>>69743865
I have no coffee and I don't smoke.
circumcision is how the jew brands his cattle
>>69743839
>>69743869
jews OUT
>>69743847
It'd like a white male who marches for Black Lives Matter.
>>69743839
>lower class
no such thing
>>69743829
I unlocked the rest of the levels, great fun
>>69743830
>it's ok to pay £70 for a playstation game but not 4 quid for a game i can play literally anywhere at anytime
It's a fucking high quality game lad, well worth it
>tfw to smart to convey human emotions through text on the internet
made 300 quid in the last month shilling Molyneux's video on /pol/ lads
>>69743839
good post
>>69743838
astounding post
>>69743863
bad post
>>69743865
horrendous post
>>69743878
cracking post
>>69743869
exceptional post
>>69743891
Best post so far ITT
>>69743914
rorkesheed
>>69743847
great little titbit
>>69743925
>phone games
>high quality
creasing
>>69743900
So who pays to get that spring water out of the ground?
>>69743900
Awe. It's sad you got nuked you slanted eyed faggot. Look at you know. Queerified.
>>69743934
>affiliate marketing for stefan molyneux
how can a ""man"" stoop this low
bit cold out
What do you call a state that's an island of roads?
Road Island
>>69743911
Cup of tea then, the hunger pains will pass in a bit x
>>69743949
Yeah this one actually is, just give it a try you insufferable runt
someone do turtlemong a favour and post his noggin in here
>>69743525
>>69743525
>>69743525
>>69743925
>£70 for a playstation game
What fugging game was this?
>>69743943
>im gay or foreign so i subscribe to whichever political ideology does not hate me or claims to justify my unhealthy choices
the gay asian australian comes to mind
@69743988
Why don't you do it you fucking boring cunt?
>>69743987
whatever you say shlomo
>>69743900
it's fucking mental that water is a privatised industry desu
>>69744042
i'd have to save the photo in order to do that and i am NOT having that mongs face on my computer
>>69743965
>man
ah yes, the old "everyone on /int/ is a man" gimmick. well played.
>>69744001
The Life Of Kev: Towards (You) edition
Would take phimosis over a varicoele any day
My balls feel like a bag of worms and dangle like an old man's
>>69743988
here mate
>>69744035
What did he mean by this?
>>69739337
>>69739337
>>69739337
>>69744047
Fuck off lefties
SJWs call me racist
alt-right call me a cuck
what am I?
>>69744044
That post was one of the most English posts I've ever read. I saw no indication of schlomofication.
>linking another thread multiple times
don't do this unless it's a new edition
>>69744022
fascinating stuff
>>69744084
A black dick sucker. Inferior white male specimen.
>>69744081
not even a lefty you fucking spastic
water not being nationalised is absolutely spastic
>>69744081
Fuck of bootlicker
http://www.strawpoll.me/12075423
http://www.strawpoll.me/12075423
http://www.strawpoll.me/12075423
>>69744084
A radical centrist. Bask in your superiority.
>>69744106
fuck off janny
>>69743969
Never too cold for a black dick up your asshole.
>>69744120
if you weren't what I was talking about you'd immediately admit you weren't
Molyneux fascinates me because his fans, while possibly very intelligent people, will ingest this man criticising everything (often valid criticisms) but become hypersensitive whenever there is an inkling of him being criticised. It feels like more than just the usual fanboy complex but I can't put a finger on it.
Ah yes
>get told that using one person as an example of an entire race is racist
>they use one person as an example of an entire race to prove that not all of them are dumb
fucking hell black people
>>69744129
>not even a lefty
>water not being nationalised is absolutely spastic
You may not think you are, but you are
>>69744087
He's shilling a mobile game, follow the conversation.
got called a nonce at BestBuy
>>69744193
Tell us what happened lad
got called a joe in trader joes
>>69744193
what did you do
>>69744180
Bigot.
>>69744171
huh... interesting
*scribbles some notes down*
>>69744172
>ingest this man criticising everything (often valid criticisms
are they? Everything Molyneux seems to say is regurgitated and threadbare. How he can justify fifty minute videos is beyond me.
can yanks hurry up and go to bed?
cheers
>>69744180
But they have big dicks so your opinion doesn't matter. They're better than you.
>>69744189
you don't know what you're chatting about
fuck off back to your own politics yankscum
>>69744193
Nobody in the US even uses the word nonce.
Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold.
>>69744193
Taking creepshots again?
>>69744252
this desu senpai
>>69744236
just woke up lad :^)
>>69744191
A FREE mobile game, I'm not forcing you to unlock the other levels
>>69744252
Why are the lights so bright in Japan?
just got called a nonce by my little sister for asking if she wanted to play doctor
>>69744140
stop shitposting on my poll
>>69744252
post results
>>69744244
>wants industries nationalised
>not a leftist
Yeah, no. You are a leftist.
*raises paw*
can somebody tell me why the government taking your money and giving you healthcare is better than you giving your money directly to the doctor or dentist?
walked onto the bus and didnt know how to order a ticket so I said "one ride please" then the driver asked me where so i responded with "town centre" and he pressed some buttons, didn't know what to do next but he grabbed some paper from his machine and handed me it.
quite the experience, shan't be getting a bus ever again
>>69744282
Is that why they are always squinting?
>>69744302
muh poor people
>>69744304
Autism
>>69744286
get me some brekky peasants
the lord of /brit/ is here
>>69744270
t. developer of touchgrind skate 2
>>69743797
>>69744302
because no one is entitled to your time or labour. that's slavery.
not to mention the fact it drives the cost up:
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2012/08/28/risky_business_115225.html
>>69744286
that test has a terrible leftist bias
>>69744322
what about the two people dying of starvation/thirst in the NHS each day because government healthcare is so shite
>>69744286
guess this is sort of recent
did this AGES ago
>>69744312
kek
>>69744333
>equates me to an obvious gaming genius who created literal perfection in the form of a mobile pass time
Thanks x
>>69744286
step aside runts
>>69744298
>wanting something as basic as water nationalised makes me a leftist
'no'
haven't seen a single ARGUMENT in this thread
>>69744368
>every canadian political party has a leaf
seriously?
>>69744379
stupid head (LOL!)
>>69744351
It does, i filled in answers that i didnt believe in racial equality, equal pay etc. Got put in the centre because i wanted regulations
>>69744379
butt head (LOL!)
business idea: stand outside the local police station and sell drugs
>>69744286
>go on /ex-yu/
>people are arguing over which country has more than 2 skyscrapers
>>69744368
Racist.
>>69744298
t. Trust fund boy who has never struggled a day in his life.
>>69744379
circumcision is a GOOD thing because it prevents any chance of phimosis
gf just sent this to me by courier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxvXITTLLY
>>69744437
you win the dora this round
>>69744437
>spekr
howling
>>69744435
This fucking brainiac should be getting footballers wages
>>69744450
that's not how it works
>>69744354
Worked for the NHS. Can confirm that it is absolute shit.
gf who is on vacation in america just sent me a text saying she'd like me to get circumcised
very confused
>>69744437
>app calls libertarians beta spackers
how can you even get phimosis
when i was younger i used to peel the skin back to see my bellend did phimosis nerds not do that
business proposition: hire retired footballers to run my multi-million pound business
unironically use the word dude when talking to my friends
no amount of FOYs is going to change that either
dad just sent me this
i'm mostly italiANO, but my skin must be somewhere between 1-12
>>69744513
Yeah they're not smart enough to figure out how a willy works
>>69744302
because I don't need healthcare all the time, so individual visits would be a lot more expensive
same applies for everyone else in the country
but the idea is that everyone pays a small amount and can visit a doctor whenever they need to
>>69744349
>because no one is entitled to your time or labour. that's slavery.
every single form of organised society is slavery, slavery is a natural party of life get used to it faggot
>>69744378
yes, it does
>>69744513
you're born with it
>>69744354
>what about the two people dying of starvation/thirst in the NHS each day because government healthcare is so shite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starve_the_beast
NHS Scotland performs far better 'cause it's not underfunded to nearly the same extent nor does it have nearly as many "reforms"
>>69744493
do aussies really not get circumcised?
is this really a yank/leaf only thing?
Does phimosis make your willy smaller?
>when the f.lux hits
the gf is a right basic bitch
need a new one
>he isn't circumcised
>>69744568
how sheltered can you be
>>69744578
Well yours couldn't get any smaller so...
>>69744568
Yeah
>>69744568
some do (i am). EVERY anglo used to be cut but in the 20th century it died down in most countries except the US. It's only dying in the US now.
>>69744601
dont look at willies all day
>>69744609
hmm dont believe this post
stfean mollynew is a big piece of poo poo
Did you lads know that the original samurais were black?
>>69744544
no it mean i'm against the current monopoly we have on something as essential as water
fuck off back to your own politics
>>69744592
You're just gay and can't please the pussy with your little Irish dick.
yank girl in the local 'spoons made fun of me at lunch lads
stupid wench called me a twat and everyone laughed because she has a stupid fucking accent
absolutely livid
might walk in tonight and call her a stupid wench and tell her to get her backside back into the kitchen
>>69744636
not an arguement
>>69744644
???
FOY
>>69744286
just took the test
now which party should i vote in
>>69744643
pretty sure there's no monopoly on it
>>69744652
ah yes, that'll show 'er that you're not a twat
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81o5NfAqLGw
ah yes the australian peace offering
heard someone is going to call me a stupid wench and tell me to go back into the kitchen tonight lads
>>69744513
as ive said before on here, although it was always tight, i think i probably aggrevated it by holding it closed every time i came when i first started wanking
>>69744686
>Maori
>Austrian
hmm
>>69744666
Haha truth hurts.
>yank girl in the local 'spoons made fun of me at lunch lads
>stupid wench called me a twat and everyone laughed because she has a stupid fucking accent
>absolutely livid
>might walk in tonight and call her a stupid wench and tell her to get her backside back into the kitchen
>>69744640
So were the original Anglo-Saxons. William the Conqueror was an evil white man who oppressed the native black Anglo-Saxons, and this oppression would continue until Oliver Cromwell liberated them from white French rule. However, white people had already colonized America at this point, and the American Revolution meant that all the white loyalists came back to Britain to oppress the black people to this day.
>>69744686
>maori
>australian
REALLY gets the noggin fluid movin'
>>69744652
you do that lad, teach her a lesson. record it to show us lads how cool and un-sperglord you look when you do it though, would quite like to see.
*puts Dispossessed on*
ah yes, very stimulating
>>69744709
Haha and then she sucked a black dick. English boys can't compete.
>>69744652
>stupid wench called me a twat and everyone laughed because she has a stupid fucking accent
>"twot"
unfortunately i don't have a cringe reaction image
Tempted to buy a VR unit.
>aus/nz native
>drink petrol
a claim like this could not be fabricated
>>69744707
I've got a 7 incher and been with multiple women, dont think you understand the term "basic bitch" you poor braindead american
>>69744681
there literally is
you only have one option for your water
that's a monopoly
can't imagine anything worse than being black with a below average willy
got called a poor braindead american in /brit/
>>69744770
No you don't. You're 6 inches. Maybe if that.
could honestly heem the lot of you
>>69744810
FOY
How did Big Kev become a meme? Did he post on /brit/?
>>69744815
meet me outside Buckingham Palace at 15:00
BABY CALF GROWTH FLUID
>>69744770
And regardless it's still too small. She needs big black dicks in her life. Hit up Craigslist.
>be yank
>get shot
>$1000 ambulance ride + $50000 surgery + $5000 stay + tip
ah yes but the nhs is shit
>>69744852
>24 hour clock
FOY
>>69744842
7 inches? There's no way you're packing 6 inches. You have less than 5 inches?
wonder what happens if you get in a fight outside buckingham palace
do the giga-normie "guards" in the silly hats come and arrest you?
>>69744753
all your posts are shit
>>69744886
isn't that what yuros use? pretty sure they only use military time
FOY
>tfw 5'7"
>tfw cuteboy
>tfw 7" dick
>tfw subby cock hungry faggot
life on easy mode
who /country has universal healthcare but they choose to have private (on their parents plan ofc) care/ here
>>69744913
I thinks Brits still use the 12-hour clock, much like they still have Imperial Road Signs.
>>69744875
Or just try staying in good health. Or have your mom pay for everything.
>>69744875
>yank healthcare is privatised
can't fathom how stupid you have to be to believe this
>>69744875
I have literally never needed the NHS in my entire fucking life (apart from one time when I thought I was a tranny but that shouldn't even be on the NHS kek)
why do the pakis and leafs who come on /brit/ just constantly look for a argument?
Why can't they just relax and banter like everyone else does?
What are they trying to prove?
>>69744875
It objectively is. The state of NHS facilities and services is awful.
t. former NHS employee
just stay in good health lol
Redpill me on Social Credit.
Just cracked open the wine
wish incest vids would stop being STEP relations
>>69744950
t. Mickey O. Flanagan
Red nosed, perpetually drunk and perpetually flaccid.
>>69744998
No, I don't think I will
>>69744937
we use both lol
digital and analog
fuck slovenia
>>69744961
>t. former NHS employee
*looks at flag*
hm very believable yes
>>69745026
FOY
It's insane how a person as moronic as Stefan can get such a large following
>>69745022
Same
did you know that the term 'lad' was actually invented by blacks in Africa?
It comes from the swahili word 'mbumpabixnood-lad', which means 'friend with high concentration of melanin'
really makes you think.
>>69744998
left wing economic policies mixed with right wing social policies
>>69745028
oh ok
>>69745029
wtf I love Britain now
>>69745026
FOY
>be british
>get born
>pay taxes whole life
>government uses them to fund pop bands in ethiopia
ummmm drumpf btfo much??
>>69745042
Worked in Princess Alexandra Hospital in Harlow, laddo. Used to live in Britain.
don't care
>>69745026
FOY
>>69745063
>>69745063
God white people are so disgusting
>>69744956
whole post can be summarized as FOY
>>69744947
>obamacare is nationalised healthcare
can't fathom how stupid you have to be to believe this
come to papa
>hurrrrr NHS communist shit I'm not paying for some fat fuck to get a surgery
>a country of 320 million people
>probably be paying about 0.0000001c towards the surgery
>would rather pay $5,000,000 to treat a stubbed toe than having the security knowing that if something happens to their health they will be treated
Ah yes yanks everyone
>>69745106
course you did m8
*walks off and talks to somebody else*
I didn't declare a cold 5 years ago so not eligible for cancer treatment
love health insurance
>>69745177
>>probably be paying about 0.0000001c towards the surgery
national insurance is 12% of your income, what are you on about lad
>>69745150
>summarized
FO yank
>>69745177
>the most popular surgery on the NHS is earlobe correction for chavs who got ear gagues
defend this
>>69745177
Yeah but you're actually probably paying a quid a day for everyone everywhere to get treated
>>69745177
them sounds like commie thoughts anon
are you one of them nigger commie bastards???!
worth reading war and peace?
>>69745222
>butthurt fenian
business idea: increase income tax but get rid of corporation tax
>>69745209
>chavs
>gauges
think you mean grebs m8
>>69745229
no start with the greeks
>>69745246
>>69745228
FOY
>>69745207
passed the test well done, trying to keep you on your toes
>>69745246
Bit racist
>>69745177
>privatisation means you 5 million for everything
ah yes
i just had a wank and then had another one immediatley after it
>>69745217
i pay almost 300 a month in ni (not including employers ni) bit more than a couple of quid senpai
business idea: no income but everything is free
a lad in this thread has a refractory period of .1 milliseconds
>>69745273
>guys it's a test i was only pretending to be american hahaha
>>69745142
>>69745282
why are Germans so strange
im as irish as anyone who was born on ireland or born to two irish parents
>>69743704
She probably looks like shit in real life. She has really good lighting in her house (?).
me n the lads
>>69743530
This is the /YANK/ invasion. British faggot wankers piss off. And Irish micropenises out the door. Thank you. Come again. Not.
>be a yank
>feel a lump
>can't go to the doctor because if it's nothing you have to pay $500 for the visit
>take some painkillers
>become addicted
>die of overdose before the cancer kills you
I guess I identify as a cultural libertarian.
>>69745321
thats a /deutsche/ gimmick
the guy sits in front of the camera for hours ranting about absolutely nothing
>>69745339
Bit jealous are we?
me n the lads
me and the gf like browsing tinder together and laughing at all the desperate runts
>>69745339
hello, my white brother
>>69745386
horrid gimmick
me and your gf like browsing her snatch
>>69745391
How come you have migrated to /brit?
>get brain tumour
>need to be operated on immediately
>get put on waiting list for 3 years
hmmm yes the nhs
>be irish
>get subjugated by the british for hundreds of years
>feel the need to appropriate their gimmicks
ah yes
>>69745424
*buh dum tiss*
>be yank
>get ill
>can't afford to be treated
>die
FOY is the will of the people
>>69745388
No I'm qt af desu.
this thread is absolutely dire
going to watch kath and kim
based on me getting 1 survey a day i'll have 50 quid CASH by 13th March.
>>69745436
to crash /brit/
>>69745457
Awe is your small dick triggering you?
>>69745487
any survivors?
>>69745447
Show me 1 (one) case where this has happened
Only people that complain about the NHS are people in cities like London where the hospitals are clogged up with 300,000 immigrants.
Literally never had a single problem with the NHS
>>69745487
Please destroy all anime and suspend further creation of it.
>>69745513
>>69743704
same grill?
>>69745447
>i don't like socialised medicine
FOY
O
Y
>>69745466
The will of the London Sillynannies?
>>69743811
Water
Fills up your stomach meaning you don't get hungry
Dilutes your stomach acid so anything you've eaten sticks around longer
i get panic attacks every time i smoke weed, but i still smoke it everyday anyway haha
send help
find the neet dole scum of /brit/ clamouring to pay for private healthcare a bit bizarre desu
>>69745528
But he's not dead
>be canadian
>pay 88% of your income to NHS
>"dude everythings free lmoa"
>get ear infection
>put on a waiting list for 8 months
>die
ah yes
>>69745512
nay
the STATE of this paddy. Sad!
>>69745484
based on shitposting on the 'chon instead of working I accrued £50 every 3.5hrs
Back at uni for less than 24 hours and suicide is already on my mind
need help t b h
>>69745487
Ah, so it was part of your plan?
>>69743530
>>69745591
FOY
>>69745518
this 2bqh
>>69745585
haha yes, will be reading this eventually
**hides this post and never opens it up**
>be yank
>go to college
>get put in crippling lifelong debt
>get ill
>get put in crippling lifelong debt
>want to buy a coffee
>put it on a credit card and add even more debt
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/switzerland-muslim-swimming-pool-school-mixed-lessons-ruling-girls-boys-echr-a7518981.html
Compulsory racemixing had been signed into law
God have mercy on us all
>>69745649
haha going to read this post right NOW
*closes tab*
>>69745518
Good point.
i like socialised healthcare
been posting Louder with Crowder links very sneakily on /pol/ as part of an agreement with Steven, made £150 in the past 4 months. not bad.
>>69745518
LITERALLY this
>>69745701
>>69745672
>debtmericans
>>69745698
all me
Ameridebts
>>69745678
But this is forcing Muslims (aka Mudslimes) to intergrate
United Debt of America
>>69745678
shan't be clickin on that, wouldn't want a virus
>wanting your children to look like you
Bit racist
>>69745803
>implying half caste kids don't look like their dad
>>69745534
Nah. Different girl.