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新しい日の誕生 edition
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feli city
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>>69743555
economic liberalism is literally the opposite of a state-run economy
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>>69743492
>新しい日の誕生
>american starting the thread

this is /brit/ ffs not /shit/
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11:30-2:20: class

2:20-4:00: get food

4:00-5:20: class

5:20-???: battlefield, shitpost, check up on courses
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Yank thread.
Yank thread.
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>>69748013
you fucking spacker, i was referring to people GETTING FAT.
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>>69748013
yes because muscle disappears before fat. good one.
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fuck off
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LADS answer me pls
>>69748071
>>69748071
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Post your youtube waifu

Hard mode: No ASMRfus
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Premier pour québec libre
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yank women are made for the BCC (big commonwealth cock)
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business idea: scrap minimum wage
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>>69748113
soph aspin
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>250 word essay due on Friday
>haven't even started yet
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millie b is such a slag
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>>69748110
No, the backseat is safer
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>>69748135
Too bad you don't got it.
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>double bytes characters
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>>69748110
servants sit in the front, kings sit in the back
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Still banned from PSN lads. They haven't emailed me to let me know how long the ban even is.
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never seen a star bar in my life.

also where did picnics gos
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>>69748153
You're a nigger?
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>>69748209
why
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>>69748213
>never seen a star bar in my life.
JANNYYYY
underage detected
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>>69748209
what did you do
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going to buy some gold jewellery from Argos (cultivating a look)
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>>69748051

Only complete pricks dress up like this
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>got woke up at 8am by neighbours hammering shit
>put headphones on and a pillow over my head to drown it out
>i could still here the hammering
>eventually lost my shit and punched the wall a few times and shouted "shut the fuck up"
>the hammering stopped
>had a nice sleep until 2pm
NORMIES BTFO BY THE SHUT IN VIRGIN NEXT DOOR
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>>69748249
>>69748225
Did a racism.
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>>69748248

do they still make them?

also it's the star wars font lol
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>>69748213
>Dairy milk caramel
>not just Caramilk
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>>69748270
>got woke up at 8am by neighbours hammering shit
>put headphones on and a pillow over my head to drown it out
>i could still here the hammering

PARK LIFE
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>>69748270
that was me you cunt, me and the lads are on our way over now. going to send your jaw into orbit.
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>>69748283
ye but why
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>>69748283
Haha that's what you get for being white.
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>>69748289
>also it's the star wars font lol
No it isn't you fucking turd sniffer
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>>69748315
I'm a racist.
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>>69748299
what the fuck is this

delete this
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>>69748219
my ethnic origins are from the African continent, yes

got a problem I'll knock you out mate
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no need to be /fa/ lads. just do what I did, get /fit/ and wear close fitting clothes
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doing a feeling down
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>>69748327
well it's similar. :P
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>>69748258
This

>pants
>foy
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>>69748301
An oi fink abaht leevin tha owse
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>>69748344
nobody cares
>>69748346
feel better xx:)
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>>69748337
do the niggers hate you?
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>>69748270
They chose that time and day specifically to avoid clashes lad

You're just a neet autismo
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>>69748327
nerd
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girl
its easy to love me now
would you love me if i was down
and out
would you still have love for me
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>>69748343
>golliwogs
>browsing 4chan

doubt.png, the only two in the history of this site are redwood and tensnake but they are both highly autistic individuals
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>>69748320
Funny you say that, the paki that got me banned was firing off racial slurs from the get go. Easily 5:1 his slurs to mine and I caught the ban because he was pathetic enough to report it, even though the moderation team read the entire chat log.

>>69748382
The only nignogs I've ever met both liked me.
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>you will never be a 1980s japanese city pop musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0g79mTyjE0

terrible feel
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housenormies are being normies on the groupnormie lads
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>>69748346
you live in one of the most depressing countries I've ever visited, so its understandable
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>>69748346
LOL
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>>69748343
>ethnic origins

isn't he from the islands?
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>>69748415
where should i move to?
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>>69748404
I'd prefer it if you didn't refer to me as a "gollywog" thanks
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>>69748346
just do a feeling up

easy
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>>69748432
quiet YOU
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>>69748338
Yanks and Aussies call them caramello. Yank ones taste like shit too because there is something seriously wrong with their chocolate bars.
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>>69748391
yeah, i'm kind of regretting it now
it was my first night sober in a while and i've barely been sleeping, i was fucking furious when i got woke up from a nice sober sleep. i'm not usually that aggressive.
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>>69748365
someone should do a british version of this
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>>69748479
go and apologise to them next time you see them
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>>69748472
*feels you up*
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can someone remind me of why the brits voted for bregzit again?
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business idea: ram cocaine up my arsehole to avoid the blocked nose for days afterwards
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>tfw no fashionable Korean gf
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Regret voting for brexit. I didn't know it meant brexit
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down a feeling doing
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really gets your brain going
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watched chicken nigger yesterday and he's a lot better than reviewjew
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>>69748455
Australia

or some sunny poor country where they value relationships more than they value your salary but everyone is significantly happier
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>>69748510
dun like pakis

Can you remind me why you allowed your government to force you into the EU even after the Irish people rejected it?
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im a 27 year old benzo-addicted alcoholic neet
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>>69748453
He's from Nigeria
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Taxation is theft.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

the virtual gf
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Score of 20 is great for 2
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>fashionable
>literally just posting normcore from the 90s
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>>69748491
It was in the last thread
I have a yank version too, and a sort of simple Welsh one
(I also have regional American ones for PacNW, Cali, Midwest, New England, south, and deep south)
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>>69748544
how does thailand sound
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>>69748551
me except not a benzo addicted alcoholic neet
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>>69748530
have you watched any of deji's videos

he is really really really really funny
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if you want real fashion get yourself a turtleneck
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>>69748474
Canadian chocolate is fucking repulsive. I get that american is bad, but holy shit I've a friend that lives in Canada and is a "chocolate connoisseur" and he himself never stops bitching about canadian chocolate

don't know what you guys are doing so wrong.
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>>69748548
we voted to join the EU

we voted against EU treaties twice before accepting the lisbon one
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>>69748586
that one is actually /fa/
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im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills
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rate the 'usic 'older
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Business proposal: BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT
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>>69748565
*proceeds to get taxed 40% on his income*
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>>69748587
Thailand sounds great. I "lived" there for 30 days and I was very relaxed. Its absurdly cheap in that you can rent decent flats for $250 a month. I know a friend that moved there to teach english and basically just relaxed for a year while making decent money
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>>69748602
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>>69748631
describe the genre
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wuuuuuu
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>>69748631
>VLC
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>he doesn't own a pair of 1970's German army trainers
they're like £50, you have no excuse
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>>69748673
bit of city pop, bit of jangle pop, bit of midwest emo
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>>69748607
>don't know what you guys are doing so wrong.

Our first mistake was allowing self titled "chocolate connoisseurs" who are friendly with yank runts
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>>69748692
hat.png
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>>69743492
>新しい日の誕生 edition
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>>69748653
where did you stay, bkk?

what did you do there?
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alri u fucking dickheads
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>>69748692
>white shoes

runt
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>>69748708
>not making your own
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>>69748697
sounds shit. i only like music that's so low fi as to be almost inaudible.
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>>69748620
>We voted to join the EU

>EU referendum vote
>Vote No
>Government makes you vote again a year later


>Nice Treaty
>Vote No
>EU and your government step in and make you vote again

>Lisbon Treaty
>Vote No
>EU and your government step in and make you vote again

You're a literal sheep.
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$enator Jeff $e$head
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>>69748806
piss off you paki shirt lifter
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>>69748730
I just "backpacked". Which really meant I just hung out at different hostels around bangkok

So I went to beach island hostels for a few days and met some people there. Then they asked me to join them to travel up in to the hills where the waterfalls and mountains were, so I joined them there.

Then I left them and hung around bkk for a week on my own, just meeting people at hostels and going out with them. It did get a bit old after a bit, and I was happy to leave after a month. But My life is shit now. Wish I could just repeat that every year.
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He's queer!
He's bent!
His arse is up for rent!
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>>69748806
We never voted no not to join the EU referendum you spamzoid

We voted no to both Nice and Lisbon and we got even more concessions from the EU in the second referendum

Get your head checked you eternally butthurt cunt
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Business idea: overcharge for mildly innovative but cheaply manufactured gimmick mobile phones and promote sales in the Irish Republic by flagrantly evading EU tax laws.
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>>69748852
i take it you went on your own. how did you make friends at hostels so easily to go out with?

when you booked at hostels how long would you book for? how many did you stay at roughly?

i'm going there on my own in a week (to bkk) and although i'm not socially retarted i'm quite shy and introverted. i sharn't be introducing myself to big groups of people at hostels but i really do what to meet new people and go out with them
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what are some perverted things you've done /brit/?
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>girls at work keep saying I smell nice
>it's literally a £4 lynx fragrance
Mugged them right off haha
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>>69748923
wanked to a real jap gangrape video and piss porn
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>>69748935
reckon it would fit up your arse?
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got called a shrimp dick at toys r us
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>>69748923
Fucked myself on cam with a dildo dressed as a girl. Did this a few times actually.
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>>69748885
its your dad
its your dad
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>>69748935
Which one m8
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>>69748644
Breakfast?
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>>69748923
Went to Québec once...
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things that will never die:
hardcore
greggsposting
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>>69748923
Ejaculated in a man's mouth.
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>>69749049
For money?
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>>69748923
got me knob out in grimsby argos
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>>69749049
That's not really perverted
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is it even possible to wear shirts with album art on them without looking like a twat in [current year]?
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>>69748999
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01BSJ9E9E/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_BisDybCA3RH62

It's actually alri
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>>69748923
shagged my gfs arse bareback using my brothers prescribed eczema cream as lube.

used my gf's mum's dildo on my gf.
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complete weeb except i despise anime

what does that make me
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100mg of modafinil straight up the shitter
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>>69749049
T'es un dégénérer pédé ?
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>>69748852
>>69748919
pls respond
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>>69748954
Ejaculated in my own mouth
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>>69748841
This was a terrible attempt at an insult. Why would a paki homo be against the EU?

>>69748906
>eternally butthurt cunt
>comes into a British general to screech and wail about the EU
You're a fucking embarrassment to your country, you communist twat.
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it feels like 9pm wtf am i going to do for the next 5 hours -.-
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>>69748919
I never introduced myself to big groups, I'm outgoing, but not that outgoing.

>How did I make friends
I usually hung around the "gathering space" or hostel bar, and after a beer or two would strike up a conversation with one or two people, either that or they'd approach me and ask me where im from. (everyone in thailand hostels wanted to meet other people)

I've stayed in hostels all over the world, and southeast asia was definitely the best for people being friendly and wanting to meet others

>How long would you book for
I looked up the most social hostels, they often had pools, bars, and decent amenities (only in BKK). I'd book for a night and check out how the scene was and if it was good walking location and social situation, then i'd book for more.

>How many did you stay at roughly
Only stayed at one for more than a week and thats because it was towards the end of my trip in bkk and I was content. In chiang mai and the ocean cities it was usually only 2-3 nights at each.

Also, all the "social" hostels I stayed at in Thailand had some sort of drinking games to get the group involved.

So one had a beer pong tournament and they assigned you random partners, another had some team drinking games and they'd throw you in a team, and then at the end you went on a bar crawl with everyone.

I know brits like to act depressed and uninterested in everything, but the ones in thailand were seemingly excited about things and pleasant. If you can just at least act excited and open to trying things, people will want to hangout with you.
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>>69749165
howd it taste
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>>69749181
thanks for the advice mate, i'm pretty outgoing too once i'm comfortable around new people.

could you tell me the hostels you stayed at in bkk that have beer pong tournaments and such? they sound ideal to me.
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>>69748923
>>69749165
replied to the wrong post
>>69749203
disgusting
never sucked my own willy again after that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k5Va6VR8XU&t=1m24s

brit women rate türk boys
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>>69749177
posting on the 'chon of course
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>>69748692
thanks for not providing a link you utter runt
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>last 3 days i fell asleep at 7pm and woke up at 11pm

Ah yes, just stay awake lmoa.
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>>69749174
where did I screech and wail about the EU? Can you read you illiterate unionist spastic?
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why is Britain the runtiest first world country?

what is wrong with us?
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someone post the braap copypasta please
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>>69748923
have been and still being alive
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>>69749174
I don't know, why do you hate the EU so much?
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>>69749263
/brit/ is boring now cheshire has left
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>>69749306
I'm a Fenian.

Way to prove that you're eternally butthurt though.

>>69749344
I'm a nationalist.
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>>69748527
might roll a cheeky zoot haha
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>>69748923
Sucked myself off
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>>69749254
The beerpong one was in Pai, so way up north.

But the one in BKK that did that was called Lub D, they did a bar crawl like every night and had some sort of game. Also people hang out on the balcony smoking cigs all night so I would casually smoke as it was a real easy way to be social.

My only warning is that my last two nights in Lub D, it was filled with chinese, and they are the worst people for a hostel because they don't interact with anyone or drink. So it was quiet and empty.

But yeah Lub D Bangkok Silom is the one I stayed at, met some life long friends there.

Good thing about thailand is everything is so cheap, so if you don't like that place, just look up "social" hostel and book a new one
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corbyn still denying immigration is a problem

who does he expect to vote for him? niggers aren't enough to win a election
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thaiyanknormie? No, not a fan
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>>69749387
i'll look it up, did you book on hostelworld.com?

i quit smoking two years ago but i may even start socially smoking just to meet new people

thanks lad, you're a star xx
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>>69749466
big fan desu
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>>69749373
Enjoy the breadline queue after you leave the EU you plastic paddy cunt
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>>69749473
Yeah booked it on hostelworld im pretty sure. Yeah I never smoke, but I had a few then since packs were like $2 and offered an easy way to meet people.
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>every time i have sex with a girl her instincts are telling her that I'm such a superb genetic specimen that she should risk her life to carry my child to term and then maybe even raise it for years on end

Great feel
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Which is the British way?
Tea with or without milk and sugar?
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Driving at night on country roads is shit desu lads
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wtf some african civil servant from the city just came and inspected my house after i smoked weed

there are cans and filth everywhere oh my he must be disgusted
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>>69749325
You will never out runt Canada
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>>69749517
Jackeen
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hmmm yes
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>>69749529
With of course
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>>69749517
shut up you spastic the eu is terrible
we need far less centralisation not more of it
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>>69749585
What
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>>69749529
2 x Lipton black tea bags
4 x teaspoons of sugar
Bit of full cream milk

Can't get any better
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>>69749517
>trying to call someone a plastic paddy for wanting a totally free, sovereign, gaelic Ireland while you proudly sell your country out to the highest bidder and invite thousands of Nigerians into it
wew lad
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why such a dead thread?
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got a promotion in work and now have staff lads. i'm too autistic for this.
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>>69749642
and 4x teeth that fell into the mug
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>>69749529
>>69749642
Ignore him
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>>69749642
I'm drinking something very similar, except more tea bags and less sugar

(I also boil my tea with the tea bags in the kettle)
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Day 3 of nofap lads feeling good
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>putting the very secretion from the udder of female bovine, into your tea

umm,,,,,
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may still denying class struggle is a problem

who does she expect to vote for her? racists aren't enough to win an election
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>>69749727
>fap
FOY
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>>69749529
with a dash of milk - but ultimately its personal preference as to how to milky you want it.

people older than 14 shouldn't be putting sugar in their tea.
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>>69749640
stop this
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>>69749727
bet you would feel really good if you touched your mickey just a little bit right now

go on, just a little bit
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>>69749695
Rasheed
Nothing more British than a piping hot cup of Lipton black
>>69749745
Would put the secretions from the tits of a female human in but can't my hands on any mate
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>>69749726
>(I also boil my tea with the tea bags in the kettle)

fuck you
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>>69749745
I'll put my male secretion in you if you don't stop saying daft shite
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i dont want your body
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gonna cook dinre
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>>69749539
that's disgusting but not 'runty'
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>>69749758
>racists

That's my trigger word, can you please not use it you bigot.
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>>69749788
One of the most infuriating gimmiicks in /brit/, stop it.

>gif
Fuck off

Was the worst though
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>>69749791
It's efficient
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>>69749824
Once again, Rasheed
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZ0GeaAI3h
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might heem an icelander for a laugh
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>>69749865
LOL
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>>69749824
>gif
>Fuck off

my gimmick. u mad?
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>>69749806
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Business idea: kill all pondscum who voted to leave the European Union.
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>>69749727
good for you lad
i definitely think >>69749783 is on to something
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12076654
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>>69749865
HAHAHAHA
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being pro-EU is the thinking man's position
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>>69749642

>4 teaspoons of sugar
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>>69749865
christ
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>>69749529
Coffee. black . no sugar
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>>69749865
hyuk hyuk
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Only poorcunts and Northerners voted to leave the EU desu
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why can we only seem to make hot beverages out of 2 types of plant extract?
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>>69750012
never had a hot vimto, lad?
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>>69750012
hot cocoa
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>>69749783
>>69749904

Lads pls I'll have to leave
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>>69750012
are you a fucking idiot?
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>>69749938
I'm a little decadent, could probably get away with three if you're on a diet or something
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>>69750042
He's a paki, so yeah
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>>69749918
>>69749956
>>69749918
>>69749980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZefaubEN2b
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>>69750030
chav/memer

>>69750032
oh wow a whole 3. meanwhile there is like a billion types of plant out there

>>69750042
rude
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>>69749973
Only way I ever drink coffee
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>>69750079
grim
>>
>>69750025

Classy bird

Also would heem the manlet riding her
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>>69750079
what state are you from billy bob
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>>69750133
Shan't be telling yall
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>>69750158
when did they get internet in the ozarks?
>>
morpheus is fighting neo
>>
didnt even listen to the yoharoo or whatever its called

just accidently gave him a (you) during my laughing sprees
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>>69750198
But not really
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>>69750198
>>
>>69749984
>>
What is your favourite gimmick?

Mine is ballbusting desu
>>
Day 2 of microdosing acid

I no longer have the urge to kill myself

Let's see how long the good times can roll
>>
>>69750198
good post
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ah yes, the NHS Crisis
>>
>>69750269
how do you microdose? do you have it in liquid form?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HR7kUpb0yY
>>
>>69750266
where we all pretend we're autistic loners with no gfs
>>
>>69750266
Like any elaborate post
Ballbusting, runtposting, the oats was decent albeit shortlived
>>
ᵇᵒᵍᶦᵉˢ
>>
>>69750266
where we pretend any of us have had sex
>>
>>69750297
>some posh twat comes in with a sprained finger
>gets put to the back of the queue because there's old ladies having heart attacks, and little kids with broken legs
>>
>>69750304
Just dropped a 100mic tab in a bottle of highland spring and I try to have just under a fifth of it each morning.
>>
>>69750266
That one that was incredibly popular on other 4chan boards

Oh yeah...
>>
>>69750348
Fuck off
>>
>>69750361
neat

how does it make you feel? I usually take like 300-500ug because i want maximum visuals
>>
BOGIES
>>
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>>69750266
>>
I'm fucked /brit/, utterly fucked.

Me and my girlfriend went to the doctor today to get an ultrasound, the doctor revealed that the baby was a girl. I keep thinking of having to raise her through the teenage years, her taking bbc from Jamal, telling me she hates me, I just wanted a fucking boy, 1 fucking boy and I would've been happy.

I don't want to deal with a whiny bitch for 18 years, I want a son, someone who I can spend time with and teach my principles.

I just have so many thoughts going through my mind, I don't know what to do, what should I do /brit/?
>>
>>69750407
my nuts
that hole

ah yes
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i am become kev, destroyer of new moa-haiway
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>>69750412
haha she will have sex with jamal only because youre a possessive faggot that wont raise her right
>>
>>69750385
ˡᵒˡ
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Rate my order

Ranch BBQ (x2)
Pepperoni (x2)
Garlic pizza bread
>>
>>69750412
Give her a good upbringing mate.

Are you religious?
>>
>>69750467
Shan't
>>
>>69750467
>spending that much on a takeaway

Fucking hell
>>
ᵃᵗᵒˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗᵉᵈ
>>
>>69750390
Yeah I usually drop 300 minimum but I decided to try this after reading a thread about it.

Just makes me feel content and happy. Usually I suffer from extreme anxiety and I'm always over analysing every little thing but not with LSD in my system.

Makes the work day fly in as well, makes conversation flow smoother as well. All round it's doing wonders
>>
>>69750304
good album
you could rip up tabs but anon's water method is better
>>
>>69750467
why do you need four of them?
>>
>>69750554
all japs are tiny twinks
>>
>>69750025
More like this
>>
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>>69750578
You fucking wish, you lard arsed, diabetic, ham planet.
>>
>>69750467
A meal for you and two others I presume?
>>
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ugh....so many creeps in this thread...
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all americans should be given a hard smack on the botty
>>
>>69750517
Gimmick of '17 so far
>>
>>69750628
ouch lad
>>
>>69750079
fucking love this accent ngl
>>
>>69750628
ah yes

if you do something different

SOCIETY WILL JUDGE YOU FOR IT

PART OF THE FLOCK
PART OF THE HERD
>>
tanaka hitomi (x2)
okita anri (x2)
>>
>>69750628
he looks like a little faggot i would heem in seconds
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9N3hOEnSZ
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>>69750703
virus
>>
Cereal for dinner
>>
>>69750628
real patricians only have a facebook
>>
eating colin caterpillars
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domne a shitter of a shop ffs
>>
I want some dick!
D- devotion
i - investing in me
c - caring
k - kisses
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>>69750661
very good taste
>>
>>69750754
bit gay
>>
>>69750697
Anri all the way
>>
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>>69750752
I genuinely did the original shop of this.
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>>69750752
nice, what about my shop
>>
skippy
skippy
skippy the bush kangaroo
>>
>>69750697
What's the maximum amount of sushi you have eaten in one sitting?
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>>69750524
ive gotta try this shit

thanks mate
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>>69750800
DELETE
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>>69750697
pleb
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>>69750805
fucking cracking post m8
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the gf
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getting a gram of cocaine tomorrow from my guy
>>
>>69750628
whats the point of snapchat
>>
>>69750872
you can follow people's stories
>>
>>69750807
remember once got a bill of 2000 jpy in sushiro so 15-20 pcs?
>>
there was a cute girl in my software development class who sat one chair away from me, i hope she's in the same lab section
>>
>>69750908
you're one sick cunt m8
hardcore
>>
>>69750908
Funny how jpy and isk is almost exactly the same

My record is around 40
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gf just sent me this
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>>69750946
ok
>>
planning a trip to uganda to have my neghole poz'd by a BBC
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>>69750872
vapid normie "ME TV"
>>
migrate at your earliest convenience x

>>69750973
>>69750973
>>69750973
>>69750973
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