What the fuck is this ?

>>69743040
A colony where the frogs play with space rockets

there there be dragons

It's an underdeveloped shitcolony we use to launch rockets. White people can get high paying jobs there, natives can go fuck themselves and live in slums. There's no infrastructure, no roads, no hope.

source: I have family working over there for a limited time

>>69743040
Our rightful clay.

>>69743205
Afaik natives situation is better today than it was decades ago.

>>69743239
fuck off

>>69743239
Take it

>>69743239
>implying there's such thing as "chimpanzilians' rightful clay"

>>69743239
Why would you want that? It's just some worthless jungle and you already have plenty of it.

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will France build their space elevator there?

>>69743040
rocket parking lot

>>69743316
https://www.blada.com/data/File/2013pdf/delinquance042013.pdf

This study on delinquency by a CNRS scientist is rather striking. More home intrusion, theft and violence than any other french territory.

Maybe it was shittier twenty years ago but it's still shit now.

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How much did it blow you mind when you learned that Guyane is as big as the whole south-western quarter of France ?

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>>69743833
Suriname is bigger actually. But, I'm not really surprised by the size of French Guyana

>>69743239
We took it once and simply gave it back kek

>>69743833
Wtf New Caledonia is that big???

Equatorial humid swamp, used as a penitenciary, now used as a scientific outpost

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What the fuck is this?

>>69744485
"No".

>>69745293
equatorial climate
now post Caracas, Bangkok and some nigerian city

>>69743040
European spaceport, courtesy of France.
Also training grounds for foreign legion apparently.

I love Cayanne pepper

>>69745455
"Yes"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana

>>69745738
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana
Conquering a land once and giving it back doesn't make it yours. Plus the people living there surely don't want to be part of Brasil.

>>69743833
Goddamn. I thought New Caledonia was a tiny island, and that Guadeloupe and Martinique were much bigger.

>>69743833
BIG
I
G

>>69743040
british guiana is better

>>69745821
I'm not even ths guy >>69744485, but he didn't said it was "ours", just that we took it and gave it back freely and this exactly what happened.
>Plus the people living there surely don't want to be part of Brasil
If it was in Brazil's interest, their opinion wouldn't matter, but it isn't in our interest. You can have it for the time being :^)

>>69743833
that's nothing our overseas territories are something like 7 times the size of the UK

some of them are really far away and essentially uninhabited though

>>69743040
the westernmost border of the EU

>>69745922
british... what ?

>>69745922
All guyanas are terrible.

>>69745922
>>69746076

oh, how cute. look at who comes here to say they have so-called bigger oversea territories. you guys smell jealousy.

UK oversea is totally irrelevant.

the island of GB is a tiny and powerless island.

>>69746130
Isn't it Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon ?

>>69743040

It's French Goyana

It's where the French will be sent to after France is given back to it's rightful owners, the schwartze chaiyes.

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>>69746264
they are much bigger than the UK is what I said
why are frogs always so salty, it's not good for your health mate

Is british guyana bigger than UK too? I know UK is small country

>>69744387

>>69746474
>frogs
do i have a fucking french flag ?

>>69746531
br*t*sh guyana is a non-thing. doesn't exist.

>>69743040
Guyana francesa perro

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>>69746638
i smell a frog

>>69746531
they call it Guyana now and it's not british anymore

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>>69746694
Why are you bullying Britain?
>>69746474
>>69746786
Stop bullying France.

>>69746786
i'm belgian

>>69746997
There's no such thing as a "Belgian".

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This is the best colony desu. I like how the border was drawn

New Caledonia is best overseas territory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE

>>69743040
Niggers

>>69747977
Wtf is this shit. Since when do we have American rednecks in France.

>>69748100
>Cowboys
>Rednecks
You don't know what is a redneck, do you?

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>>69743040
Shhhhh... We don't talk about that.

>>69743833
It didn't

>>69747977
That's awesome

>>69746264
>>69746694
This coming from a literal non-country.

>>69750409
u mad ?

>>69746997
I'm Transylvanian

>>69746076
>overseas territories are something like 7 times the size of the UK
No true. The Falkland Islands are the biggest overseas territory of the UK, and it is much smaller than French Guinana, and all the other little islands don't make up for the rest.

>>69752580
Based Vlad.

>>69746076
>7 times
Antarctic Territory doesn't count m8

>>69750559
That British guy is kinda retarded, but so are you to a much higher degree m8. Stop contributing to the bad image we already have here.

>>69746824
So, you lost it?
Hard time for Empire

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>>69743833
>>69744678

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>>69753783
>tfw beautiful New Caledonia will become independent soon
feels bad man

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>>69752580

>>69743734
>shitskin no go zone
The future of France

>>69746076
You mean Australia and Canada?

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>>69746264

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>>69753783
>Clipperton

France will defend this.

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>>69743040
Don't bully, it could swallow you whole

>>69743324
You're French rightful clay

>>69755480
12 time zones