/brit/

he is PISSED

What if janny was the guy wearing retarded turtlenecks

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get him Jannet

delete this thread janny

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cara

>>69736742
GO GO JANNY

hello

get him janny!!

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>you will live long enough to see lefties hanging from lamp posts
there is a god and he is great

FAT americANO

>>69736886
Hat

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ah yes, the so called london

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>>69736786
Evil conductor

tunnel snakes rule

>delivery due today
>still not out for delivery
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DPD

If you don't like haslet, you're not British

>>69736897
fat (arse)

>>69736906
I live in Tower Hamlets and barely ever see and sandniggers. Do they only come out at night or something?

>>69736934
Don't worry lad, Tim got to the driver first. Rest easy

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>>69736967
>live in Tower Hamlets
>don't see sand niggers

Do you see ordinary niggers? Also remember to check early for morning prayers

turtlemong ya there?

>>69736967
don't believe you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8tX58c5CjA

help

>>69736980
Not really desu. Most I see are the affirmative action niggers from Canary Wharf who just learnt how to do up ties

>>69736995
okay

>>69736993
wagwan

No big stinky poo today

Maybe tomorrow

>>69737032
>>69737001
btfo

>>69737032
Have you considered going vegan?

>>69737007
Second question, how regularly do you go outside?

HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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my dad, brother and all my male cousins have receding hairlines and i dont

god fucking help me

>>69737072
i'm

>>69737072
i'm melting

>>69737001
Pretty much everywhere

It's gonna be hot

>>69737022

stanmore staysh in 10

>>69737001
>birdsville
>thargomindah
>gatton
>bourke
>moree
>grafton
sure is hot in those places you made up bruce

>>69737066
Every day, aside from maybe Saturday/Sunday depending on how tired I am. I work in Canary Wharf and I don't expect to see sandniggers there but I live about a mile away in Blackwall which is grim so I expect to see them on the walk home... But nothing.

going to buy some skin tight leggings and pretend i'm a girl

>>69737121
>I work in Canary Wharf
FOB

>>69737076
>have a receeding hairline
>reproduce anyway
why are normans so inconsiderate haha

>>69737121
>false flagging so white people visit London again

Ah yes mashallah brother

>>69737093
then I don't need a jacket

>>69737139
you should see russians

>you will live long enough to see lefties and righties hanging from lamp posts
there is a god and he is great

the band who outbeatlesed beatles

>>69737145
HUE

buying a ship

>>69737145
Or anything at all

>>69737198
No you're FUCKING not. Stop FUCKING lying.

it is going to be hot tomorrow and i do not have air con in the house

what do i do

>>69737227
foy

>>69737217
haha you wish I just bought it and I'm sailing to Australia as we speak

>>69737227
Strip naked and have an ice bath
Risk getting too cold but its better than getting too hot

having a beeriod lads

>>69737227
come over

>>69737227
I'm gonna stay at the office all day

>>69737246
A What

>>69737246
BUZZING

listening to tears for fears

>>69737292
Good lad

>thailad is still alive
good :)

>>69737256
ill come over round 11 yeah??

aww gawddd it's so hoootttttt

>>69737170
what are you on about?

>>69737288
a beeriod lad

anyway the toilets been completely rekt and i feel sorry for the middle floor of this office

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made me thingk

>>69737371
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>69737371
is that usain bolt

>>69737368
kamen

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>enter gender neutral bathroom
>take the fattest loudest stinkiest shit in human history

>>69737398
no it's lenny henry

can barely do 3 pullups hahaha

>>69737409
who?

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>>69737428

gonna have fish and chips today

mmm

>owning fewer than a dozen ties

oh to be a child again

>get paid in 17 days
>will be the first time i'm out of overdraft since last april when i went travelling

gonna be a good feel lads. i'll speak to the bank after about removing it too. been too tempting this past 5 years to see my student overdraft as my own money. anyone else know this feel?

>>69737482
hot chips?

>>69737425
got more of an obama vibe

>>69737371
omar comin

>>69737428
fat runt

>>69737421
walked in on a girl in the lavatory yesterday

for a moment I thought I went to the ladies' room by mistake but it was her who was in the gents for some reason

I didn't comment and neither did she

listening to the human league

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>>69737497
yeah
you're probably right

>>69736916
hate his facial expression
face is just asking for a smack

>>69737487
>anyone else know this feel?
10 yrs of free money

slowly coming to an end ;(

Planning to have five or six kids lads.

You?

>>69737556
zilch

banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Bx72U-grw

>>69737585
what did you call me you fucking cunt I WILL END YOU

>>69737556
breeder
stop destroying the planet

someone post that aussie from yday

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>>69737549
can guarantee you wouldn't say that to me in person

im in me mums car
vroom vroom

>>69737556
3i

>>69737636
>>69736916
please stop posting this hideous homosexual

>>69737636
would love to test your weak chin pal

>>69737487
I've literally never been overdrafted
didn't go to uni for this "student loan" either

>>69737636
look at you you fucking try hard bellend
I'm a whole foot taller than you I'd crush you

>>69737555
yeah that's what prompted my change of heart, they sent me an email last month telling me the terms were changing and now only half of it was gonna be interest free

realised i need to get out of the mentality of treating the overdraft like it's part of my money

>>69737636
I'd crush you as well. With kisses on your pale soft cheeks and you red full lips.

just sent jordan knight £100 to find turtlemong and heem him

other than Iraq, what did Tony Blair do that was so awful?

i HATE the flac file type

>>69737719
he encouraged lots of immigration

just realised turtlemong looks like a young tony blair

>>69737733

but FLAC is better, and hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange…well don’t get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren’t stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you’ll be glad you did.

>>69737742

so did every other government since the 70s

>>69737755
actually, the man knows what he's talking about, albeit, petty or nonsense to most people. when i've gone back to some really old mp3's from way back 'in-the-day' (90's, Napster, 56k modem) most of my mp3 library sounds like crap, mostly due to the technologies available at the time. i notice an unusually large amount of "pops" in a lot of songs and a 128k rip sounds more flat than a new 128k rip (both sound terrible regardless). anybody who knows how data is written to a disc would know that bits do get lost over time.

FUCK

ME

IN

MY

FANNY

cockroach just dropped from the roof onto my keyboard lads

little bit of poo came out

>>69737719
lots of things

swelling of the public sector
massively increased immigration
being an oppressive twat
not undoing all of the tory stuff that's led to university saturation

>>69737834
why is there poo in your keyboard

>>69737810
What did she mean by this

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/11275-S-Bellerive-Dr_Idaho-Falls_ID_83404_M21505-49478

>280k and you could live like a king

it wouldn't even buy you space under a muzzie's armpit in london

>>69737556
I'm going to have five wives and 20 children

>>69737941
>live like a king
>in bumfuck nowhere, USA

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>apply for job at mcdonalds
>don't get it

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

I give up.

>>69737810
Ahem.

*fucks you in the fanny*

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>its a foreigners talk in thier foreign language on the train episode

>>69737964

>apply for job I've got years of experience with
>nope sorry we had stronger candidates
>apply for job I haven't even touched before with a higher starting salary
>welcome goy

>>69737941
didn't realise kings lived in mcmansions in backwaters

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>mfw i could HEEM any Saxon in this thread

>>69737960
>bumfuck nowhere
>literally an hour's drive from yellowstone and on the doorstep of the great outdoors

hmm

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>>69736742

Does /brit/ know the joys of Shippoting?

>get drunk alone
>start of thinking about ex
>wank to her FB
>feel depressed for the rest of the night
have a new gf and I still do this once a week like clockwork

>>69737991
welcome to the blandaup society la

>>69737989
hate that shit
>be in the office upstairs at work, everyone's English
>go to the canteen downstairs on the shop floor
>somehow wind up in Eastern Europe

>>69738036
>have the power to kill anyone you want
>use it on old people

ah yes, bet he would have voted remain too

>>69738019
would knock your head clean off your shoulders with both hands tied behind my back lad

>>69738021
>it's not nowhere, it's right next to a big fuck-off field
oh right, great

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>its a group of gaijin backpackers talk loudly in Enlgish in the metro episode

>>69738097
as if

am a fat cunt lads

Want to have sex with lots of the women at work but they don't want me to do it to them

An unfortunate state of affairs

>>69738036
You a med student or something?
>>69738069
Old people dying isn't particularly suspicious. Some people think he wanted to get caught when he started trying to fabricate wills.

*sticks a finger up my bum and wiggles it around*

hmm ahh yes, this must be what it's like to be a yank

/brit/ should be its own board

the top rate of income tax should be 200%

>>69738142
>but they don't want me to do it to them
h-How do you know this?

>Deeply concerned

business idea: pay the soldiers footballers wages, then pay the footballers soldiers wages so everyone is equal and rich

>>69738069

Bit harder to get away with it for long if all your 25 year old patients are dying suddenly

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oops sorry for being racists

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/11/japanese-train-conductor-blames-foreign-tourists-for-overcrowding

>>69738154
the bankers the bonuses

>>69738171
CONDUCTOR

>>69737487
>tfw nearing 30 and have never been in debt in my life

No mortgage either (inherited a flat).

>Hello catherine want to do a sex
>no

Why are women at work such prudes

>>69738166
Remember being genuinely gobsmacked as a kid when I found out soldiers' wages.

Even as an 8 year old I figured you'd have to be a right mug to effectively give up all freedom and risk your life for the same salary as a cleaner

>>69738193
born into debt
when my granddad died he inherited the £40k debt that he's secretly built up in my dads name

>>69738198

They should understand that they won't die from sex with me

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held a conversation with a girl tonight lads for over an hour

I am above you all

hey can i bum a fag?

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Hi lads

>>69738226
well done lad

soon you might be able to lose that unsightly virgin walk

>tell the girls in the office that they won't die if they have sex with me (have a method)
>they still refuse
fucking Russian hackers

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>>69738171
>theguardian

>>69738208
you get good bennies

gonna fucking heem the next cunt who says virgin walk i fucking swear

>>69738241
What you tinkerin

virgin walk

>>69738166
God that's the most stupidest idea I have ever heard.

Business idea: no more money. People get a base level of credits each month for food, clothing etc more credits can be earned by finishing a predefined job. Basically, the society will be full of independent consultants

>>69738258
Free gym membership doesn't really seem worth it 2bh

If you're doing a certain degree you can get your tuition fees covered by getting a cadetship but for the average private the army seems like a pretty shit idea.

new apprentice at work is a right little pudgy runt
might start calling him spud on account of his potato-esque physique

>>69737964
>apply for three jobs in my life, first one straight out of uni
>go to three job interviews in my life
>get three jobs in my life

Feel like I've missed out on misery lads.

>>69738036
Why do you think he did it lids? pleasure or mercy?

>>69738208
wages aren't that bad here 2bh, for most jobs you're looking at over $60,000-70,000 on your first year after training.

v. attractive for dumdums (see: me) 2bh

business idea: single mothers in positions of power

At a dilemma whether to nap or not lads.

Trying to sort out my sleep cycle now that I'm back to uni and I always wake up feeling worse plus it wastes the day.

On the other hand I'm v. tired despite 7 hours sleep last night.

>>69738303
Not such a fantastic idea lad

>>69738284
t. Black Mirror

Corbyn wants to put a cap on earnings.
Other people think that will just drive business away from the country.

thoughts?

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hello i am here to complain about my life

>>69738288
always found calling them rookie tends to break them

wonder if my potato impression is fooling my new colleagues lads, I'm actually a right killing machine

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business idea : dub, trips, quads, quints mothers

business idea: a global minimum wage

Best Muse Song?

>>69738300
In the UK the salaries for enlisted men are absolutely terrible (less than the average salary for a very demanding job).

It's worth it as an officer.

>>69738303
We should make them raise kids, that should work out fine.

>>69738338
knights of cydonia haha

>>69738321
Looked it up, is it any good? It has high ratings on imdb

>>69738338
hmm not sure, let me MUSE on that for a bit haha
*thinks about something else*

I'm 6'2 and BALLOONED out to 70kg from 65 over the last year and a bit

Should go on a diet

NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIVE

>>69738363
>tfw 166cm, 5'8'' and 90kg

>>69738338
knights of cydonia is the only good tune by them

everything else is shit!

>>69738350
Watch the one called 15 Million Credits or something, it's basically what you described
plus a black lad gets cucked so it should appeal to your yank tastes

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brother, may i have some of your oat-- *BRRRRRRUUUUFFFFFPPPTT*

>>69738323
As the levels of salaries he's talking about pretty much refers just to the financial sector, it could work if framework was put in place to prevent those companies from leaving (such as effectively being blocked from trading in the UK if they they try to relocate).

If there wasn't though it'd just mean that the they incorporated proper in Gibraltar etc. as opposed to just running their accounts through.

>>69738387
EXCEPTIONAL post

>listening to music

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Hmm

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>>69738377
Excellent

>>69738387
would succ and fucc

>>69738387
Aah kos

black hole thermodynamics is incredibly interesting

Bus is late lads.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>69738407
gravity is from entropy

>>69738407
tell me about it lad

butthole thermodynamics is incredibly interesting

>>69738338
The small print

>>69738407
hmm... yes...

let me just.. ahh... hmm.. just... hmmmm.....

really gets... really... ahhmmm... gets you.. thinking... hm... yes......

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business idea: babies left unattended with pitbulls

>>69738407
prefer Knights of Cydonia 2bh

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is this ok for a casual look?

>>69738387
Love it! I will be using this to counter this stupid meme

*considers doing a good post*

nah

>>69738435
>lol dude these dogs bred specifically for their ferocity and unwavering aggressiveness at even the slightest of threats are just cute little fluff balls dont worry

>>69738435
me on the left

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>>69738443
>elbow pads

business idea: we all get a free gf, but i get to pick first

>>69738407
i suppose but isn't it ultimately just hypotheticals and guesswork? as far as i know all we understand about them is from grainy photos taken by space telescopes a billion miles away.

about as useful as theology.

>>69738458
>Gets a disease
>Dies because can't get into an MRI machine

>>69738443
>when you teaching geography at 8 but you gotta impersonate an uncut penis at 9

>>69738470
me second

>>69738443
Why are there patches on the elbows? Were they worn out? Did you repair them yourself?

>>69738470
>>69738491
*pushes to front of the gf line*

hahaha time to choose!!!

>>69738458
How the fuck can they afford straights? Anyone I've met *like that* is destitute.

Suppose it'd be pretty hard to roll with nails like that though

>>69738420
doesn't make any sense

>>69738425
hawking worked out that the entropy of a black hole is proportional to the area of the event horizon, not what's inside it
basically where black holes are sort of a geometry error in the universe you have to think about them in very obscure ways to not break every single law of physics
what makes it so interesting is that you can pretty much think up any idea and mathematically test it to see what is plausible

>>69738473
not particularly, when discovering gravitational waves the accuracy was equivalent to the brightest star in the sky being moved a hairs width
also, the general relativity (what einstein created) has not yet been proved wrong in any way and all of the mathematics is very sound

>>69738483
howling

>>69738443
try a turtleneck instead mate

>>69738458
>im here for the job interview

>>69738483
>he believes in western medecine

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am i not turtley enough for the turtle club?

what the fuck is this turtle shit lads hahaha

what would arabs drive if luxury supercars didnt exist

>>69738554
may i have a turtleneck brother

>>69738547
>the i'll probably cheat on you and am probably cheating on someone now collar

>>69738515
>not particularly, when discovering gravitational waves the accuracy was equivalent to the brightest star in the sky being moved a hairs width
>also, the general relativity (what einstein created) has not yet been proved wrong in any way and all of the mathematics is very sound

what implications does this have for human society/technology/whatever? what can we learn from it?

>>69738547
looks like turtlewanker a bit haha

>>69738569
luxury supercamels

>>69738569
Their dicks through goats

>>69738569
They would be carried around in litters, carried by the best looking slaves, donned in the finest jewelries.

>>69738547
>>69738554
hahahaha

>>69738547
fs this better not be a lad

too many australians itt for my liking

>>69738554
he looks like an artist

Going to make some coleslaw, I'll let you know how it turns out

gonna go to the gf store to get a gf anyone want anything?

>>69738650
cornetto cheers mate

https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/818789353208086528

His planet needs him

>>69738627
Come on the r isn't even that close to the u on a keyboard

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why are steering wheels and pedals for pc so expensive

doing a MASSIVE poo lids

>>69738670
>>69738663
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>>69738565
>>69738554
>>69738547
hey haha

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why, yes, i got kicked from uni for doing Entropic gravity as PhD topic

actually i know shouldnt bring my dagger whose name is "SevenTh ShaRd" to the lab

>>69738650
cornetto

>>69738650
happiness

>>69738670
they have to harvest them from cars

>>69738664
planet autismo

>>69738577
gravitational waves show that the universe itself can ripple if sufficiently heavy objects orbit each other (and other scenarios), finding this out is bringing us closer to understanding how gravity relates to all the other forces in the universe, as gravity currently is the most unknown force. What einstein showed is that gravity is a property of spacetime and influences geometry - compeltely different from things like electricity, magnetism and nuclear forces.
Understanding black holes will certainly lead us to understand how quantum gravity works (if it exists), which would allow us to unify all forces in the universe, perhaps into one equation, where if you set the constants correctly could be used to consider every possibility

The implications from this are huge, basically it could revolutionize society as we know it, completely alternative ways of energy generation, quantum computing, perhaps even generating particles and mass - basically we would be much closer to understand what the fuck is going on
Hard to say exactly what will come from it as nobody can predict the future, but general relativity lead to things like satnav, nuclear bombs/weapons, nanotechnology etc

>>69738686
hehe :)

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>>69738601
Good instincts
https://www.instagram.com/tallhaul/

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>>69738515
how do i into science mate

/realaustralianhours/

>>69738709
years of crushing, complicated and brutual studying

general relativity is the most interesting thing i've done and i reckon somebody with a passing interest in science might be able to read some summaries of it but the mathematics proving how we know this is nasty

describe the texture of a fanny

>>69738741
like the inside of your cheek

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>>69738709
BTFO

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>>69738709
>>69738709 FUCKING BTFO RETARD
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>>69738709>>69738709>>69738709>>69738709>>69738709>>69738709 FUCKING BTFO
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>>69738704
cool. lets hope we suss all that out before the muzzies take over and send us back to the stone age.

>>69738741
bags of cornettos

>turn on tv
>it goes straight to loose women
>"do you feel sympathy for non-offending nonces"
well do you /brit/

>>69738741
fanny.vtf

>>69738737
>years of crushing, complicated and brutual studying
it's nae so bad

>>69738737
science was one of the many things i always wanted to pursue but didn't in favour of other subjects desu, i wouldn't mind giving it a go as i still find it extremely fascinating. i'm average at maths though, i mean i'm decent at it but i don't have the knowledge because i stopped studying it.

It's 11:49 PM and it's still VERY warm in my penthouse apartment (not bragging)

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>>69738754
VERY rude

at least i got (You)'s

>>69738775
Ye they were born crooked and they're fighting it
I believe that's respectable

>>69738796
still quite hot in the old terrace house too

hi

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haha science

My facial hair on the right side of my face is a lot thicker than on the left side, is this normal?

I own a house, earn a good salary, and just want a good stay at home wife who will take good care of our children, why does this have to be so difficult?

>>69738815
hmm

it's VERY lonely in the willy department

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>>69738834
hahah freak

>>69738780
when you start enjoying physics (like i've started to recently) you realize exactly how much of a shell of a human you've become from the years of just staring at paper and doing calculation after calculation
it is fucking interesting though
this is me procrastinating for my general relativity exam on monday

>>69738789
never too late to start!
the stuff people do at school and a-level is classical mechanics, a step beyond this (what we developed in the 30s due to the work of Einstein, Planck, Heisenberg etc) was Quantum Mechanics, which says that when you consider very small objects and distances, everything works due to probabilities and small numbers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfPeprQ7oGc

great video, ignore the 2000s animation, it's very informative

once you've read up on quantum mechanics, if you're interested, have a read about the basics of special and general relativity, which will allow you to understand all of the very strange things which happen if you move very fast, or if objects are very heavy
after this you may be able to understand a description of what actually a black hole is

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>>69738836

>>69738836
because u r a liar m7

>>69738836
>I own a house
FOB

>>69738834
do you sleep on your left side?

>>69738836
doesn't conform with the leftist agenda mate

>>69738879
would headbutt her tummy until she chucked up on me

*dozes off peacefully*

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>doesn't conform with the leftist agenda mate

>>69738878
>dr quantum
you do know that's a front for a weird scientology style cult right?

>>69738836
*her children

>>69738878
Shan't, just shan't

>>69738878
didn't read a lick of this

>>69738921
perhaps, but it explains quantum mechanics well from a laymans point of view

>>69738836
>and just want a good stay at home wife

bigot, check the date on the calendar!!!

>>69738942
Literally doesn't and I will heem you if you ever post that video again

>>69738878
gr exams tend to be p ez

you're gonna be computing christoffel symbols like some sort of analogue computer but little else I'd imagine

at least that was what it was like for me, many a moon ago

>>69738949
it is the tenth of january

>>69738958
how is it wrong?
fuck off

saw a fellow in tescos yesterday wearing a trilby and buying linda mccartney sausages, had to suppress a giggle

I could beat the shit out of all you racist, Islamophobic bigots. Say your racist shit to my face? Didn't think so

NEED to visit le mans at least once in my life

>>69738967
mine's even easier than that
mostly considering geodesics and metrics like schwarzschild and de sitter geometry
in the 21 lectures we had there was only 1 on christoffel symbols

>>69738836
It's not difficult. Just marry a rural gal with sisters from a low class family. She will be glad to play homemaker and will appreciate everything, especially when she has a better lifestyle than her sisters and can brag.

sure sign of a runt: toilet paper anywhere but the bathroom

>>69739005
lewl did u even get to solve the schwarzchild blackhole?

NEED a cheeky death

>>69739011
how else am I supposed to blow my nose?

>2017
>still eating meat sausages
got some veggie ones from Tesco yesterday and I have not looked back

>>69739035
yeah about 1/4 of the course is schwarzschild black holes
nothing about Kerr or charged black holes though
the course is 3rd year bachelors so they're not going too mental

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>>69739006
Why do you do this leaf, just go into other countries' threads to spread lies? What motivates you? Is is your hate of all that is decent? It is your tiny willy? Is this pre-emptive revenge for the day of the rake?

>Jeremy Corbyn has called for fair, managed immigration & for the first time has said he’s not wedded to freedom of movement.


wow, he actually is doing something the working class want

>>69739107
How does he define "fair"?

>>69739124
african muslims only

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quite literally hooked on Paul Joseph Watson videos. been on a binge since 9 this morn.

Feeling redpilled.

>>69739124
blonde hair blue eyes

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>>69739124
>>69739107
Jezza confirmed for white nationalist.

might do a cheeky suicide lads

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>>69738997

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>>69739088
It's my tiny willy tbqh

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>>69739035
typical question

>i've dedicated my life to useless bullshit because I'm inept in every other field, so now I must bang on about it whenever possible to justify my poor life choice

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blood on the pillow when I wake up and when I cough

>>69739215
is it yours

>>69739215
thats normal dont worry

>>69739191
nice

im sure you'll rek that like a 10 dollar whore

Walked into the kitchen at work and the woman in there didn't acknowledge me

>>69739235
dunno, sent it off to the lab for analysis

>>69739252
thanks
reckon so too
gonna study
bye x

you """"Depressed"""" faggots ready for a truth bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZCZkekxxg

>>69739253
Means you're not man enough.