/brit

This is serious mum

nigger

>no trailing slash in the subject
>no proper trailing edition in the post body

AWFUL thread 2bh

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THE JAPANESE SHAMAN GIRLS LINTHALO.

HAND THEM OVER.

>>69733919
anime is shit

>>69733909
it still works with thailad's link, that's the acid test

>he expects me to bump his general when there's no slash in the end of the subject

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need a Kelsey Majors gf t b h laddos

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gonna do a suicide

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12073745

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>>69733862
Thank you la'

Pic of my ex to show my appreciation x

>>69733968
Don't hang yourself. Makes your face all puffed and purple, heard it makes you pop a boner as well.

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>the only place i want to live in is a cozy stone semi rural house
>mfw they dont exist here

wish that runt would post a more obvious new, was sitting in the new thread for so long like some stupid fucking bender

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Why are Australians so happy and gregarious on the rest of /int/ and in real life but they're always so sad on /brit/?

Take it easy

Some twat just posted in the old thread lmao

Poo

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>>69734096
i just post a lot

>Liverpool

>>69734204
liverpoo more like haha

>>69734285
hahaha this!!

>>69734285
lol classic. stealing this.

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>Jeremy Corbyn has just announced he wants a top rate of income tax of 100%.

>>69734078
what

Teslas are really nice

>>69734349
tax the rich, race war now

need suqq

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>>69734349
Nobody would be that stupid right?

>>69734031
Only if you do it wrong and end up strangling yourself to death (most people end up like this because they don't realize just how far you really have to fall in order to snap your neck with the noose) rather than quickly snapping your neck execution style

NEED a BEAUTIFUL girlfriend who LOVES me for ME

lord have mercy I smell rank

>>69734349
È lui?

>>69734405
Surely not an actual politician with years of experience

redistribute the bankers bonuses

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>going from subhumans to some of the most loved people on earth in less than 50 years
how

>>69734440
take a shower you filthy runt

>>69734454
The only people who seriously love Japan are weeaboo autists online, ask any normie and most would probably bring up whaling first, if not WWII. Not a good thing to be associated with

>>69734448
>Britain looking to be a sub optimal medium - long term investment due to uncertainties of Brexit
>have a bunch of oligarchs and ultra rich in the nice untainted areas of London
>don't worry they'll still stay because this guy that had a no confidence vote within 6 months of being leader has some experience!

Jeremy Corbyn is a living walking joke.

the billionaire class are the people who allow society to function

without them we would have venezuela-tier living conditions

>>69734491
good goy

>>69734485
Which is a very good thing for your country

>>69734491
where would we be without the bloody billionaire's crumbs

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>>69734491
>muh trickle down

>>69734454
Two nukes.

god i hope desperately Labour stick with are Jezza and lose in a complete landslide.

having a sweaty wank

>>69734535
He won't be leader in 2020, we'll have a much more competent, presentable leader by then who's just as left as he is with none of the baggage he's stuck with

>>69734535
>>69734559

Sadiq Kahn will be the Labour leader

>He won't be leader in 2020

delusion: the post

>>69734576
I hope not.

Clive Lewis or Angela Raynor would be much better choices.

>>69734559
lol

>>69734559
>we'll

hello abdul

david bowie died 1 year ago

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think i might have mild syspraxia lads

>shit at team sports
>horrible harwriting
>terrible posture

>>69734591
Probably whiter than you paul

>Corbyn says we're better off out of the EU to control migration

wew lad, based Sargon of Akkad called it last weekend. He said they have to go this way if they're to stand a chance in the next GE.

>>69734479
There's nothing wrong with whaling the Japanese don't target endangered species and since WWII they have adapted their Bushido code to the business world

if you really hated the tories you would vote labour instead of wasting it on the liddems

>>69734584
The best choice is the one that guarantees they won't win and that's currently Jez but he's made an enemy of himself within his own party

going to try the willy shave with a blunt razor tonight

>>69734629
yes yes you already said this hours ago. we're waiting for pics

Corbyn will be dead by 2020 anyway, probably after a long stint with the NHS

>>69734616


you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

>>69734639
they were never promised

>tax the rich more
>it just forces them to shove more in to offshore accounts

ah yes, the infamous "trickle down" economics

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>you will NEVER meet him

My Nexus 4 no longer charges above 15%

:(

can't wait til all the deluded racist Blairites in this thread commit mass suicide after based Corbyn gets into power and seizes the means of production on his 1st day.

>>69734712
I went to one of his thank you rallies when he came to my state

>>69734682
creasing at the fact someone from the russian embassy probably actually browses this shithole website.
Like they used pepe absolutely correctly, which normies still can't quite manage

>>69734722
you need to calibrate your battery, or replace it somehow

>>69734737
I'm leaving it to run out of battery and see how that goes

Had this thing almost 4 years now ahaha

>>69734722
Never buy a phone you can't take the battery out of.

>>69734745

>ahaha

that wasn't funny

>>69734722
Should've gotten an iPhone

>>69734745
you've never let it run out of charge?

i've also been using the same S3 for about 4 years

>>69734745
lol

>>69734749
*out of which you can't take the battery

>>69734770

nope

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>>69734730
russian embassy tweets are always good

deleted the Facebook app from my phone so i haven't been on in about a month now

>Jeremy Corbyn suggests maximum earnings limit


screaming

>>69734778
hahahaha
was this in reference to when cnn tweeted a fallout screenshot for their russia hacking story?

>>69734602
I wouldn't let anyone that doesn't need to know about that lad.

t. dyspraxic

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>>69734820
nope

replace the battery in my s5 or wait two months and get a new phone???

>>69734834
business idea: join the russian embassy and get paid to shitpost

>>69734602
Did you learn to walk before you could crawl?

That makes you super shit at co-ordination throughout your later life, makes you bad at sports and sometimes clumsy in general

>>69734834
screeching
imagine if the british embassy in russia kept posting shit like this

>>69734848
>Did you learn to walk before you could crawl?
how the fuck
I swear that's just a thing people say and not actually possible
how does a baby just go from sitting on its arse all day to suddenly up and about like that?

the pong coming from my bellend is simply absurd

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the soon to be gf

>>69734870
It happens, and it happened to me too

am awful at sports, can't catch or anything

>>69734870
me mam made me get a job in the mines at 18 months

didnt have the luxury of crawling around like you spoilt lot

>>69734848
i can honestly tell from someone's walk/posture if this was the case. Matt Forney is a classic example. They do this weird thing of putting strain on the inside of their knee joints with their posture and an extremely rounded upper back

>>69734885
Fat.

>>69734430
Excellent choice sir
And for dessert?

>>69734885
ye all yours my man

one of me uncles didn't start talking until he was 4 but when he did he eventually talked he spoke in complete sentences and at a much higher level than other children that age

>>69734834
They have NVA roundels
bit silly

>>69734916
wicked

>>69734901
she's a happy and fun person

fat people are neither of those things

>>69734916
probably aspergers

I smirk every time that frog says wicked

don't see a point in a wage cap, should just raise income tax and get the extra revenue

>>69734965
>raise income tax
this would cause mass suicides

>>69734949
that's what i think especially since he works as an engineer and became one before computers where prevalent in the workplace which means you had to be extra autistic

he's a personable man though albeit a full blown rorke

https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/
feel ill

>>69734972
i mean for the bloody billionaires not the plebs

>>69734965
he's just doing some mad scattergun approach to politics because he doesn't understand that to be a populist you have to be charismatic. I honestly think he doesn't know what he's doing at this point because he never thought in his life he would be trying to become prime minister

>>69734984
then the billionaires would leave britain you 13 year old twat

>>69734955
no one in america says wicked unless they were raised in massachusetts

>>69734997
dont care

>>69734930
Look at her arms and shoulders. She's large.

>>69735001
how big is the jungle in Massachusetts?

>>69735026
its massive

>>69735035
wicked wicked

>>69735022
i know especially since no full body pics

it's always a shame when a cute face is attached to a fat body

>>69733862
is that alex jones?

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what a fucking mong

never met a billionaire I didn't like

my thai gf just broke up with me lads, need a hug xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw
*charges you*

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>>69735080
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

>>69735091
Have you tried buying her an expensive gift? Perhaps a nice dinner?

the rapist is here

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me in the basket

>>69734535
Why so the tories can come into power?

Youre as big of a runt as a corbynist

>>69735123
shame people have so little self control that they can't keep their phones in their pockets during dinner

>imagine still shilling for the rich after the financial crisis

(((financial crisis)))

>>69735126
>come into
uhh

>>69735143
Dare you not to browse 4chan for a month.

>>69735091
:/

>>69735168
The rich are the prime movers of society without them you end up like Cuba which means electricity rationing and ration cards and a very low standard of living

TWO?!?!? THAILADS?!?!?!

rich people already dodge enough tax as it is

>>69735200
as a friendless NEET this is my substitute for social interaction which those normies are clearly not lacking

Why do I always forget if I took a pill or if I imagined it?

did I just take that paracetamol or did I just knock the pill onto the floor somewhere

hmm

>>69735243
if you were a girl you'd get pregnant a lot

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the 6/10itis

>>69735280
did you just assume my gender

>>69735238
The solution to this is to create an environment that induces investment which means very low or no capital gains tax and a reduction in barriers to entry

>>69735243
I always take my pills right in front of my whiteboard and then immediately write down how many I took and the time that I took them

>>69735298
bucky the beaver haha

>>69735308
they make pills for autism?

Deadlines in 5 hours and haven't even made a start yet. Might just not bother submitting anything and try again at the second attempt at this rate

>>69735329
I'd buck her beaver if you know what I mean

ah yes, student bollocks nobody asked about

off to go fail an exam lads
wish me luck x

didn't ask

>>69735337
Yes

Xanax and Adderall is the GOAT combo for treating autism

>arrive at work 5 minutes late
>"Oh, good afternoon""
HAHA YOU'RE SO WITTY

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In class lads

bloke who cleans the bogs was late again, seems well pissed off at something

>>69735480
cheeky bum pic?

>>69735480
why do nordics love energy drinks so much

>>69735480
>energy drinks

that shit is poison son

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>>69735538
Nothing better than getting amped up before diving head first into a mosh pit

>>69735538
>>69735548
It was 59kr

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/food-quirks

>haha look at us we're so quirky down under xx

none of these are even weird except for the pea soup one which I've never eaten and it looks fucking disgusting. Buzzfeed should be nuked.

>boss has his daughter is in to do "work" this week
>he let her bring her speakers to the office
>she's playing the same 3 fucking The Weeknd songs over and over and over again
>this is the second day she's been doing this

might actually just fucking quit

>>69735602
>59kr is £0.43
ah yes, the icelandic """currency"""

The gf wants me to slap her when we have sex but I'm not very comfortable with that lads.

cap the fat cat bankers' wages!

>>69735633
how can someone be that self unaware

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Pressurized air and hydraulic systems

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>>69735605
christ alive the nail on that bloke at bunnings

>>69735654
Try it you'll like it

>>69735654
give her a few from me la

>>69735663
i genuinely don't know

can rich stacies have autism?

>>69735694
is she peng? upload a snap of her gooch (or face) haha xx

>>69735670
ah yes the working class

why do meteors always land in craters?

>>69735741
woah

>>69735738
bunnings sausages are enjoyed by all classes here

>>69735748
fuck off already mate

>>69735757
that's because none of you have class

>>69735757
Is that an order or a request?

>>69735764
sorry, I've confused you for the other inmate >>69735751

carry on

>king of kings tier music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM6eZJRurFk&list=PLBA5D2A3169FBFF3E

>>69735741
Why does my willy always end up men's bums?

Nobody knows.

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>music made after 1970

lads is infertility hereditary?

>>69735769
only thailad is allowed to post here mate. Only one allowed per Asian country. Been letting Algeriancunt get away with it

who /multivit/ here?
if i just ate garlic bread and took a multivit a day would i be able to live a healthy life?

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>music made after 1870

>>69735769
both

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>>69735828
but I'm the original one

>>69735709
nah and i canny do that la
just picture an owl-looking slightly below average white/indian mixed lass with with about 10 layers of makeup on

>the Australian working class is considered middle class in the UK

absolutely grim

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>music made after discovering fire

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hopefully the next gf

>>69735852
they have a completely fucked class system, hard to really compare the two

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>"Things used to be better and now they are worse"

what did he mean by this

thailad your hot knife tip worked
ta

If some of yall were as clever in real life as you were with memes you might not be on this website

>>69735863
let's be honest. around 15 its alright

>>69735883
sound

>>69735871
they talk too much about class there

we seldom refer to class by its name in politics here and i don't think many people consider themselves as belonging to a class. It's more fluid i guess.

>>69735883
I'll knife you if you address me like a friend again, you little pathetic worm

memes

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Why are British women so thoroughly, comprehensively, inevitably awful lads?

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>>69735909
>My evil twin

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my mate's gf that's him on the left ahahaha

>>69735911
Probably because you're a shit person and so only manage to attract shit women.

>>69735928
I wouldn't date a bitch too stupid to crop shit out

important announcement: poo

alri thailad

>>69735956
alri

>>69735956
alri

>>69735944
I can attract decent foreign women just fine lad. I have a French gf.

If I want to avoid cumming or lose an erection fast I just think of British women.

>>69735928
wat do ?

>>69735951
that's your red flag there not that you're dating someone who uses tinder while you're in a relationship with them?

Thailad has become Zweilad

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>I'm bad thailad
>You're good thailad
>You're goody little two shoes

>>69735911
t. thoroughly, comprehensively, inevitably awful british man

might put on a trip lads, this new imitation thailad's a bit annoying ngl

>>69736005
go on then :)

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>I have a French gf.

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>>69735962
>>69735968

>>69736017
That's jealousy if i've ever seen some

you are automatically a cuck if you look for a gf on tinder

>>69736059
Who would look for a gf on tinder ? :s

might cop a fitbit but they're like £70+

wtf

>>69736052
>jealousy

Don't use words that you don't understand. Froggie.

praise kek

>>69736082
me

A man's value to society has never been tied to what he does in the bedroom. Rather, that is society's value to the man.

>>69735654
do you have a big dick?

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>>69735962
>>69735968

>>69736092
What's a fitbit

fucking hate it when they pass a card around at work for someone's birthday/leaving new baby

never know what to put

how is jacob rees mogg not prime minister

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GVLkEnQUzg

praise kok

>>69736128
t. shit at sex

>>69736149
find someone else's name and draw hearts and shit around it haha classic office banter

>>69736118
Did you got matches?

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>european country goes to war with germany
>the people of that country have to start riding bicycles

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

praise me

>>69736147
what's a google

>>69736200
are you kek?

>>69736189
when I had tinder yes
even had a virgin gf from there

>>69736190
>european country
>have to START riding bicycles
dumb newworlder

>>69736149
>happy birthday
>congratulations
>good luck on your next endeavor

There you go

>>69734096
Where else can we be ourselves?

willy bum poo wank 2 2 2 2 2bh

>>69736208
correct

>>69736215
>endeavor

FOY

>>69736218
Facebook

>>69736190
luckily all the cars in the world aren't made in germany

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>I have a French gf.

>>69736242
surely you should have repeating digits.

>>69736253
they are in europe :-)

>>69736259
wicked

>>69736153
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>69736259
>>69736017
>so upset you tip your hat multiple times

>>69736269
only when i want to

>>69736210
And she cucked you ?

>>69736285
don't push it

>>69736285
jungle is massive

>>69736309
woah

might just go mental and start heeming yanks left right and centre

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>I have a French gf

>>69736312
no I broke up with her

>>69736354
>>69736332
>>69736312
>>69736298
>off by one
nice try
but take a look at these

*clatters you in the knackers with a snooker cue*

think thainonce should fuck off to /britpol/

watch these dubs

>>69736247
Nar

whatever happened to that lass from the cardigans

reckon if I ever moved to another country I'd just post from a british proxy

>>69736438
got too warm

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Blowie in Bologna oi oi

just got called a nonce in bangkok lads

the rapist is here

>>69736470
in greggs?

>>69736484
'lo

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ahh yes, a 9 year old definitely wrote this

>>69736494
>Frankie

who the fuck calls their son Frankie?

>>69736484
don't encourage the nonce

Gonna do some phoneposting on the bed till I fall asleep

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>"Thank you, Hollywood foreign press. Just to pick up on what Hugh Laurie said, you and all of us in this room, really, belong to the most vilified segments in American society right now. Think about it: Hollywood, foreigners and the press."

>>69736470
I was looking forward to your trip :(

>>69736509
Mr and Mrs Goestohollywood

Dear Frankie,

Fuck off you little cunt

>>69736525
ok

what's that thing called on shed doors, you flip the thing over the ring then lock it with a padlock
oh fuck I should know this

>>69736639
flipper flapper lock snapper

>>69736639
latch

>>69736639
gyrato lockey-tidbit

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""""""great"""""" britain

>>69736686
"""""united""""" states of america

>watch judge jewdy
>nearly always a white girl with a black boyfriend

and i thought swedish women were bad

>>69736708
"""""""French""""""" Republic

anyone want a free mate cause im available haha

>>69736686
''''united'''' ''''states'''' ''''of'''' ''''america'''
>yfw pwnt

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this way, we can't be called "more like /shit/"
>>69736726
>>69736726
>>69736726

>>69736724
yeah sure mate
*ignores all your attempts at contact*

>>69736733
JANN'D

HE'S HERE

>>69736733
instaproon'd

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>>69736733

>>69736742
>>69736742
>>69736742
nazi

>>69736733
>tries making a new thread
>gets triple somersault backflip kicked to the head
haha btfo faggot

>>69736744
>>69736733
>>69736722
Nice