/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>69732712
me on the right

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REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA WHEN
> baja california secedes because of corruption, taxed and cultural differences with the south
> california secedes because of trump butthurt and superior economy
> california and baja california union creates republic of united california

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>>69732930
inb4 liberal shithole
> butthurt trump supporters get the calexit ball rolling
> secede with the intentions of creating a progressive utopia
> annex baja california because white liberals ironically believe that they are loved by minorites
> central vally/baja california conservative coailition btfo commiefags

>be prosperous western country
>advance technology
>eliminate low IQ jobs at rapid pace
>set up welfare state to compromise
>rapidly grow technology further
>start wars in low IQ countries
>import low IQ people
>???

Socialism is literally retarded. It literally retards itself.

Wtf so is bajachan actuallya girl?

Gonna post in this one 2bh

>grills in my classroom started giving me cute looks when they heard I got divorced
The god damn whores

god, I hate myself

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Have to take out the garbage and the fucking animals eat the stuff, even when it's snowing this hard. Fucking animals.

RIP /cum/

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>>69735157
Women are bad people 2bh

>>69735157
>dat humble brag tho

Fug some qt's and send your ex-wife pictures desu.

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THIS IS NOW "SUPPORTING LOCAL BURGER JOINTS" EDITION

>>69735193
I'm not getting close to a woman for a long time

>>69735161
What kind of animals?

>>69735161
lock it in a shed?

>>69735322
Racoons and shit

>>69735348
Live in the suburbs, I have to put it on the curb and not in a can or else the garbage guys might not take it. Reeee

>>69735186
you're bad people

>>69735379
put it out in the morning

in the mountains we have to lock it in a shed or the bears get it and spread the garbage across your lawn

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>ywn visit the /cum/ bar
>perfect burgers, poutine, and burritos
>getting drunk with your /cum/bros
>top banter

>>69735186
this

>>69735379
>>69735400
>first world problems
Here we shoot dogs who mess with a man's trash

>>69735437
>margarita on the rocks, cheeseburger with over easy egg, poutine on the side

You will NEVER be served this great meal

>>69735501
rude

we hit them with a broom

>>69735503
FUCK the globalists for shitting on this separation of culture

I wonder what Baja's pussy tastes like

>>69735437
>>69735503
Do you ever think how great it would be if we could be buddies IRL?
Most of you sound nice

>>69735554
I already know mexicans are fun to party with. The only remaining variable is Canadians.

>>69735513
>we hit them with a broom
And that's why they don't respect your property

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>>69735501
wtf Mexico

>>69735554
We could, I live in South Texas, but I both hope and doubt yall live in North Mexico with all that violence

>>69735597
you do realize I'm talking about bears, right?

>>69735501
In Pennsylvania we put huge cages (like the size of an SUV) around our trash so bears can't get to it

Osama Bin Ladin is an impostor
I am the real Osama Bin Ladin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVIwepliNeo

everything is terrible

>>69735614
Stray dogs are worthless
>>69735616
>but I both hope and doubt yall live in North Mexico with all that violence
>He fell for the propaganda
Nigger I live in Culiacan, Sinaloa and I lead a comfy life

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>>69735641
FUCKING DIE SCUM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>69735641
Am I missing a joke here

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>>69735688
I don't fucking know dude, US border towns are legit no-no zones for white people

>>69735732
El Paso is fine unless I've just avoided everything dangerous for the last 23 years by random chance.

>>69735732
Oh yes, border towns are filled with trash

Thread's dead so I'll be lurking /g/

>>69735844
I've been told not to fuck with the RGV

>>69735848
alright later man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYwPVr7mSk

I'm sad how fast time is flying by buds

>>69736132
I stopped caring years ago

>>69736132
I lost 5 years. Feel like a failure.

>>69736769
I feel like a nigger

If you're in your thirties is it wrong to date someone who is in their early 20s?

>>69737215
No
It means you're a stud or rich

>>69737276
If you're rich then there is a problem

>>69737215
Why would that be a problem?

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>>69736132
I don't know how I'm going to survive for the next ten years. I have a feeling I'm going to die before I turn 30.

>>69737376
People say she's using you

>>69737458
Women use men at all ages senpai

>>69737511
I'm scared of life

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Good morning /cum/

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>>69737572
I hear that

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>>69737658
It's 4am

>>69737801
>worst coast time telling skills
It's actually 6 bud

h-hello?

>>69737866
Hello Latvia

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>>69737836
you don't even have a coast

>>69737866
Hi o/

>>69737886
>>69737892
ayyyy hows it going ladd

>>69737891
>he's never seen the Mississippi Ocean
Top lmao

>>69737915
It's going well. How have you been

>>69737918
s-stop bullying

>>69737950
*bullies you even harder*

>>69737939
got sick, thats why ive been dead for 5 days

>>69737965
That sucks

>>69737963
please stop! i'm going to cry myself to sleep

>>69737984
at least i didnt have to go to work

>>69737915
I love your flag colors

>>69738015
Oh, alright... But only because you're so darn cute

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>>69738022
There is that

>>69738045
Same

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>>69738035
blood red for the death god

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I haven't had a gf in over 5 years. My ex is probably sleeping right now living a semi happy life, and here I am.

>>69738136
Just get a gf lmao

>>69738136
gfs are overrated
bout to break up with mine desu

>>69738203
Why?

>>69738211
She's boring and needy

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>>69738270
Fair enough

>>69738146
I forgot how I did it

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>>69738421

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>>69738440
I'm not the man I used to be

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>>69738490
You call yourself a man?

>>69738546
not anymore

>>69738720
ur man enough for me bb

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There over 4,000 people with the surname Trump in the US alone, highest density is surprisingly in Guernsey

>>69738788
What about Drumpf

>>69738810
It doesnt even exist, lmao I was thinking the same thing

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>Trumpff
>Drompf
>Derumpf
>No Drumpf
We've been rused by oliver and the media this whole time

>>69738883
>>69738911
This is BULLSHIT

>>69738736
thanks qt

>>69738962
No wonder no one ever complained about him making fun of it, the name simply doesnt exist. They even have extinct surnames listed, the whole thing was a hoax

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>>69739030
I guess I better return this shitty hat then

I never understood how Drumpf was an insult. Was it because it was """funny""" sounding?

>>69739152
Yes,that was pretty much the extant of it

>>69739152
I'm not even sure what John Oliver was going for in that segment

>>69739152
It was suppose to show how his ancestors and family name were German but they Anglicized them to avoid discrimination so Trump should learn from that or some bullshit. It was a retarded strategy. I still don't get the full logic behind it.

>>69739323
well isn't that """racist""" of ol*ver

>>69739323
>I still don't get the full logic behind it.
Trump said something about Jon Leibowitz changing his name to Jon Stewart because no one likes Jewish comedians. Trump was supposed to change his name back to Drumpf because his great grandparents got ANGLOd

i'm going to bed

>>69739585
Goodnight senpai

>>69739430
Yeah I guess

>>69739487
That's what that was? Jon Oliver and the Liberals are retards.

>>69739585
see you in the next life

Just realized I'm ugly. I've always known but I've finally grasped the reality of it.

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>>69740339
I'm fat haha

>>69740389
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>69740433
The masturbation store

>>69740552
:(
Unugly me please

>arrived home yesterday at 4 pm
>went to sleep at 5pm
>woke up at 8pm
>Haven't slept since
In my classroom right now and feel like killing myself

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>>69740719
I know that feel. Being exhausted puts me on edge. Go home and snooze.

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Good Morning /cum/
Bought the wrong peanut butter.
But it's actually better then the old stuff.

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why the fuck is this thing so expensive, I thought it'd go down in price with the switch being announced

>>69739323
>>69739487
The funnier part is that Drumpf was changed to Trump in the 17th century while they were in Germany, Trumps ancestor that came to America was already known as Trump and it was written as Drumpf by mistake when he first came over. There's a reason no one with the surname Drumpf exists anymore but there are tons of Trumps in Germany

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have some shitty oc /cum/

>>69741195

I see no such thing.

>>69741195
kek, Why is Mexico in the corner?

>>69740910
AHAHAHAHA, no wonder nintendo is going through the shits. Btw what platform is that link game on? The NX?

>>69741195
Son I am disappoint

>>69741219
Do you really have to ask?

>>69741219
I didn't found a good pic of 3 guys at the same time

>>69741219
right where it belongs

>>69740764
>Go home and snooze.
Have a three hour practice today, can't do that

Somebody end my suffering

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>>69740814

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It was more cool in my mind

>>69741568
Pretty good, but Canada should be blue and America red

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>>69741568

>>69741593
I thought so, but canada doesn't have blue on it's flag.

I'd still make canada de blue one next time

*self-destructs*

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>>69741414

>tfw only child mongrel

is there a worse fate?

>>69741770
why do you call yourself a mongrel?

that's offensive and you shouldn't offend yourself

>>69741799

because it's the truth familia

>>69741843
do people really watch this shit it's so gross

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>>69741933
No of course not

>>69741961
good I was worried for a minute there

>>69741972
Stop replying to me.

>>69741961

born to breed

>>69741843
God damn who's this

>>69742025
ok

>>69742054
Apparently females are disgusting so question no further

>>69732712
trash editon

>>69742102
What?

>>69742158
>>69741933

>>69742158
>>69741933

>>69742194
>>69742197
haha gay

>>69742194
>>69742197
>>69742158
>>69741933

>>69742194
>>69742197
>>69742209
>>69742216

>>69742194
>>69742197
>>69742209
>>69742216
>>69742296

mexicans are totally integrated within the american way of life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp9DADjYKl8

>>69742311
>>69742296
>>69742216
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>>69741843
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>>69742352

bring that little mexican ass over here

i know trump's trying to keep you out but i like you here

>>69742503
>>69742548
jajaj bulgariANO

I like to fuck women in they ass

nighty night lil niggas

i'm black

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How was /cum/s morning? <3

>>69742884
I have morning wood that I'm trying to take care of

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>>69742884
I got a haircut
listened too twwo dudes talking about their time as funeral home workers

>>69743017
Funeral workers probably fuck the corpses

being ugly i so depressing guys

I don't even make eye contact with little children in fear that they will cry

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>>69743175
Does that actually happen? I thought it was a myth

>>69743262

children are really honest

>>69743175
if i ever go to brazil i'll suck your dick ;)

Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

>>69743321

I've a small penis

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desu

>>69743385
I remember that
It was all over the school for like a week

>>69743385

jesus wasn't black

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>>69743425

is that macaroni?

i want a pizza
can someone buy me a pizza
plz and thank you

this might be a bit deep for /cum/ but...
how do I get over guilt for my hobbies?

whenever I start to do something like draw, read a book (that isn't an instructional text book), or play a video game, I start mentally berating myself for it saying stuff like "You're wasting time/your life", "You're being unproductive with your life", "This won't help further your job prospects", "cut this bullshit and start reading your textbooks", etc

it's incredibly aggravating considering how much time I piss away on 4chan and youtube without feeling any remorse

ITT:

Fatasses.

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>>69743392
>I've a small penis
ADORABLE!!!!

>>69744057
I'm not fat I'm big boned

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>>69744137

a sad existence my dear

>>69743942
Extra-fine, long-cut cheddar

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*triggers you*

Shouldnt have gotten that haircut, now my heads cold

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>>69744839
>ttw shaved the pubic hairs on my crotch
I haven't shaved in a while so my dick isn't used to the feeling of skin

>tfw scared to go back to work today
the fact that I can't even handle a fast food job really makes me want to kill myself

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Pictures of suburbs/human development smack in the Arizona desert freak me out
Does anyone here live in a place like this? What do you do?

>>69745053
Shit son, what happened yesterday?

>>69745011
I've never shaved my crotch in my life. I'm afraid i'll hurt something.

>>69745076
huff gasoline probably

>>69745076
That looks like Fallout New Vegas

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I overcooked my eggs

>>69745083
>started on drive thru at dinner time and the only training I had was someone showing me the register in 2 minutes
>I managed to back the whole drive thru up so bad that some people just left
>stood around watching for 3 hours then someone showed me how to close as drive thru (dishes, cleaning floor, cutting bacon)
>left two hours early

My manager said she's gonna put me on drive thru alone today and I know I can't fucking do that.

>>69732930
I hope you leave just so we can nuke you

>>69745191
How?
>butter pan
>crack eggs
>sit 2 minutes
>eggs done
how do you fuck that up

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>>69745129
As long as you don't use a razor you should be fine

I used something similar to this pic, I also had hair grow on my balls and some on my shaft so I very carefully used scissors to cut those as well

Trust me, I'm a hairy guy and it feels very weird having shaved my crotch, I also trimmed my armpits a bit

>>69745210
That does sound rough, but ideally you should get better with time right? Don't leave this job till they outright fire you anon

>>69745295
They're too understaffed to fire me but I'm not going to be able to handle drive thru without training and my manager's idea of training is having me watch which didn't help at all.

>>69745345
Do what you can but let her know you need more training. Have you looked online to see if there are any guides and videos from other fast food employes? Are your coworkers helpful at all?

getting called a yank in /brit/ by an autistic irishman lads

why the fuck is /cum/ so dead

>>69745450
/cum/ is the only general worth posting in

>>69745429
My coworkers are nice and one of them did a better job showing me the register while another showed me the closing stuff but the place is so busy that there isn't much else they can do. One of them did say that I shouldn't be starting out on drive thru since it's the most intense position but I don't think my manager's going to switch me anywhere else.

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What's the purpose of a small penis?

>>69745622
how's the ass

>>69745687

I've an above average ass for a male I would say

>>69745729
hows the succ game?

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i hurt myself today

>>69745612
I'd bring it up before you start working one last time

>>69745763

I'm a virgin

>>69745840
you better start dressing like a girl anon, it's the only thing left for you

>>69745906

I would rather stay like this

but thanks for the help

>>69745954
you're welcome

>>69738788
what website is this?

Sup weebs

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im hungry

>>69745238
I got caught up reading an article.

>>69746221
I just ate

>>69745076
would buy a jeep and go offroading

>>69745076
>curvy sidewalks
why

>>69746143
Is it really you, Ags?

How's the wife?

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>Want to save the white race
>have a crush on a super cute vietnamese girl who returns my affections
...

>>69746678


she's alright and ye i appear from time to time here when i get bored in my office or when i don't feel like shilling for DC on /tv/

>>69746742
Some /cum/stains missed you

>>69746742
you're not one of those people who like the new warner bros movies, right?

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>>69746705
Get a super cute ginger girl instead.

>>69746705

don't worry lad, when you hit 14yo it will be easier for you to realise /pol/'s trying to keep you away from getting laid.

>>69732712
Can any of you dudes tell me from where those pictures like OP's come from? Much obliged.

>>69746705
Don't let love perish for autism.

>>69746879
my peanus weenus of course :)))

>>69735254
is this the Whataburger near SJSU. its literally the only one i can think of

>>69746832


well that's nice to know

>>69746843


i do unironically like any new capeshit WB throws at me and activelly shill for Snyder's films and all that

>>69746843
Not enough quips for ya?

>>69746907
XDDDDDDD

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Would have nature made me so tiny under so I would become a pedophile?

some input please

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*sigh* Cara

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Just took my first shower this year at uni

>>69747176

You sicko!

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>>69747243
Wha?

>>69746927
That's cool, I suppose. The only Snyder films I liked were his Dawn of the Dead remake and 300, before his style of directing became frustrating.

>>69746938
Don't blame the quips, Marvel films are generally better.

>>69747307
you're STINKY
take a bath stinky

>>69746964


there's been always a peculiar BR complaining about shit in /cum/ since i remember

aaren't you guys supposed to be happy?

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>>69747401
But my shower

>>69747435

I don't know, the majority of people seem to be happy

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>>69746994

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>>69746964
Are you trying to say that you have a small benis?

>>69747837

yes and I'm trying to find out why

What should I cook for lunch?

>>69747487
you're still a STINKY ugly
haha owned

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Good afternoon /cum/

>>69747906
I don't know. You tell me. I have three dollars and nineteen cents for groceries and that will get me by for the next two weeks. Good thing I have twelve pounds of oatmeal.

Driving's gonna be hell today buds

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>>69747903
Nature is cruel, and it will fuck you over at any chance it gets

>>69747941
Hi

>>69747996

why tho

>>69747941
*bullys you*

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>>69747976
>not living for free with your parents

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>>69748155

>be only child
>parents on their last days (may they rest in peace, amen)
>Will inherit everything

>>69748155
I didn't know my parents until a few years ago. Being a mooch was never an option.

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>>69748117
Because the world doesn't care about making things fair for everyone.

You can't do anything about small benis, so it's better to just try to accept it, rather than be insecure. There's no use crying over things you can't change.

>>69748330

>I didn't know my parents until a few years ago

why

>>69748405
I'll never have the full story and I don't feel it's worth telling. Few generations of broken families. You understand.

>>69748402

I guess

>>69748575

Don't you have adoptive parents?

>>69748681
Kind of. It's complicated.

>>69748827

what the fuck man, are you a gypsy or something?

>>69747677
keep them coming pls.
Hopefully Cara wont ask for my age if we should meet.

>>69748875
I was taken in by, wrested out of parents' hands as part of multi-generational revenge piece. All very legal. All very complicated. If my mother hadn't been sick in the head, alcoholic at the time I think things would have turned out different. I don't know. It's not worth telling.

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*looks at you*
*devours feces*
*walks toward you menacingly*

>>69748945

Are you white? That sounds really autistic

>>69748945
so in short, you're white trash

>>69749047
Yeah. How is it autistic. It's just a few details of a shit life.

>>69749089
No but some of my relatives certainly fit that bill.

It's me, I'm Kathy.

>>69735437
>tfw you'll never serve proper bread for breakfast
>you'll never show the americans that there's more german food than Weißwurst and Brezn

>>69749031
HHHRNNNGGG *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP>.. THIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPT* HHHRHOURGGGHHHHHNNNNNN

>>69749299

quintessential canadian post

how long before revisionist education portrays mexican immigrants as a conquered people who have been living under us since the mexican-american war?

>>69749365
thank you, i try my hardest to make the worst posts on this site

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>>69749299
*vomits feces into your butthole*

>>69749460
RBHRUBHRBRBPRBORHB *BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

I really, really want to ram my cock up a cute girl anus that is filled to the brim with shit.

>>69749417
Aztlán is already taught in some places.

don't seem to be quite settle on the penis thing as I thought

Why would I have such high testosterone along with it? Was it intended for me to just rape women? Certainly wouldn't cause pain

>>69749460
>>69749031

hot

>alone with weed, cigarettes, and alcohol for next 6-7 hours
>have to go to muay thai class within that time period

What do /cum/?

>>69749620
masturbate to asian foot clips

>>69749620
do the drugs, skip muay thai

>>69749663
Just finished jacking off
>>69749647
Why not both? :^)

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>>69749620
what?, do you consume weed while practicing martial arts?

is this a common practice?

>>69749719
I went to training high yesterday and was able to do 2 1/2 hours. It helps me push through the pain.

Daily reminder that /cum/ is a scrub-free zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

>>69749822
*scrubs*

>>69749841
scrub a dub dub :^)

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How do they do it?

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Don't you guys find it kind of funny how /cum/ seems to die when schools are in session?

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>>69750115
it's a well known fact that our fellow 4chan users are still on college or even on high school.

>>69750115
im still free hehe

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy

>>69750115

fucking normies

>>69750112
God Bless.

>>69750226


O.o

>>69750115

They're still living the dream to become someone in the future.

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>uni is a 20 min walk away
>take the bus just to sit aside of qts

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>>69749089

>>69750400
>20 minutes walk
wtf?

>>69750477

what's the problem

>>69750560
the majority of people here use the metro and it's like a one hour and a half of travel time or more

>>69750322
and you're going to be /cum/s cumdumpster so you don't have to worry

>>69750612

I just live really close to the university familia

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>>69750560
>>69750612
pic related

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>>69750413

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADZNiiPKnN0

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remember

/norgetråden/ are our friends

Make a flat steak burger at home or go out and grab a local burger?

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i truly believe minutes to midnight is better than hybrid teory and you cant prove me wrong

>>69750711
I don't care

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>>69750711

>flat steak

>>69750683
But he's right though

>>69750753
It doesn't matter.