/balt/ + /ausnz/ memes edition
Reminder that 2D women are NOT important.
>>69727651
first post best post
bit slow today
thanks
thoughts?
>>69728772
not sure lol
Where are kiwis and roos?
>>69729503
>>69729683
hi
>>69729758
thanks
why are estonians so ugly compared to the people around them? their noses are so bulbous. ive been browsing estonian facebook for like 20 minutes so far.
XD
hope i pass the drug test tomorrow lads haha
>>69730642
thanks
>>69730642
r u a girl?
Let my cockatiel out, he's doing laps around the house.
>>69730965
birds always hate me with a passion
just passing through
>>69731218
Why ?
Thread is dead. Wake up Europe.
Why is Latvia so shit?
>>69731600
j.,
>>69731600
Latvia is pretty neat tho
piri pi
Reminder my fellow pagan friends
>>69731697
Hey, that's exactly what I'm doing now
>>69731787
Playing runescape?
>>69731861
Watching porn
>>69732044
ökäy
>>69732068
even my map painters???
keep talkin bitch then see what happens
*keeps talking*
*sees what happens*
it's happy hour :D
gang grafitti on the church walls
only negative thing last year was my aids test
only thing i regret is not enough rest
>>69728772
yeah nah
SAWANT master race
eastern states get out rrrreeeeee
>>69728772
Wtf, Bring back the others, get rid of Victoria, remove Shitney and we're fucking golden.
>>69733007
but i live in victoria you can't get rid of me
https://soundcloud.com/kekey1991/jj-still-dre
>>69733153
fuck
Do you own Slouch hat?
Do you wear it often?
D A B $ q u a d
>>69733007
I wanted to remove victoria but it was too difficult, I also kept it so that I could keep based king island
>>69728772
hmmm this is a bit better i think
>B-but Christianity is European culture you filthy pagans!
http://apollo.tvnet.lv/zinas/foto-arhibiskapa-vanaga-meita-amerika-atradusi-milestibu/783120
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wow, Australia is very big.
good morning lads
thoughts?
>>69733918
Hi
Thanks
>>69733930
thanks
>>69733918
Hello
>>69733918
yes hello now I am here too thanks and your thoughts?
>>69733958
thankis
>>69733966
thunkis
all catholics must die
>>69731600
it's actually quite smart.
first one to drive takes out that luksafors and banged up electricity box
everyone wins.
still they wanna be like me
still they wanna leave with me
still they wanna feel like me
Christians have made us suffer long enough
STOP DESTORYING WHAT OUR ANCESTORS LEFT FOR US
I woke up 3 hours ago and I'm still tired as fuck
>>69735321
same
>>69733763
For you
>>69735332
Did you sleep well? I slept well, but still tired
>>69735289
Don't for get the beyata leftists
>>69735436
*inhales*
WE
Dropped out of University last July and haven't done anything productive since, help pls
How do I keep myself occupied?
>>69735505
THE NÖÖÖÖÖRTHEN BRÖÖÖÖÖTHERS!
>>69735512
Masturbate
>>69735583
Already did this morning, any other suggestions?
>>69735627
Go back to Uni dickhead
>>69735627
Do a trade cunt
>>69735638
I am, starting March though so I have a good month and a bit to go
>>69735644
Trades are actually more competitive and harder to get into in my area than University. There's that many cunts who want in and nowhere near enough trade jobs for companies/people to give out
embrace your pagan ancestry
>>69735735
Praise perkaunas
Might be pulling an all-nighter, I guess you FUCKs have to deal with ME
Asta Baukutė did nothing wrong
give me (you) if u agree
>>69735744
Pērkons you dumbwit
>aussies and nizzies dont have a cultural history
JACKIE CAME
>>69735825
SHE WENT AWAY
>>69735843
I CAME IN HER PUSSY
>>69735882
close enough
do you like penis?
>>69735915
want to put my penis in a qt Latvian twink named Yuri
>>69735998
Why don't you settle for juris
>>69735726
Just work for a bit until then and read some good books
NIGGERS HAVE A SMALLER PENIS THAN WHITES
DO NOT FALL FOR JEWISH LIES
BIG BLACK COCK IS A MEME
>tfw too educated for the army
>>69736078
They don't care about education they just need cannon fodder
>>69736043
Work only gives me one shift a week; got any suggestions for good books though? I've never really read for fun, usually watch TV/movies to scratch that itch, but I do like reading to learn new shit
>tfw HDI too high for conscription
>>69736107
Read the collective works of Dostoevsky. That should keep you busy for a while
I HAVE A BIG BALTIC BENIS
AUSTRALIANS BTFO
WILL THEY EVER RECOVER?
DOUBTFUL
>>69736078
Thought about joining to become an officer at one point 2bh
they pay all your uni. fees in addition to a yearly salary while you're studying and you graduate as a lieutenant with an IMPS of 5 years
Wish I took it desu
>>69736088
I'm on a no-draft list because of my immense importance to the continued sovereignty of the Republic of Lithuania.
>>69736268
>TL note: I have assburger
>>69736296
:^]
:^(
NEW ZEALAND? MORE LIKE NEW PEELAND
HAHA REKT
HOW WILL THEY COPE WITH THE EMBARRASSMENT?
LIKELY THEY WON'T
>>69736233
9 yr contract tho
>>69736322
Excuse me it is poo peeland thank u very much
>>69736337
you can get a dishonorable discharge whenever you want
just shit in your pants a lot
>>69736337
Depends on the job and degree lad
The one I was looking at had an IMPS of 5 years after graduation. While studying you're mostly just an ordinary uni student, no real obligations. They're not going to pull you out and draft you into active combat
just farted
>>69736536
What's it smell like
>>69736643
ask ur mum
>>69736902
why is he on the phone if he's talking to the man right in front of him?
>>69736917
He is ordering it on the phone
>>69736929
why?
>>69737004
Because no pub has Fosters on tap
>>69736902
>15895453_10211850052232490_6223186447131374856_o.jpg
Prepare to be doxxed kid
>>69737152
but where did the beer come from? if it came from the bartender then who is he talking to on the phone?
>>69737189
Not if I dox you first
>>69737212
It's a mystery
>ride 15 minutes to dealers house
>he fell asleep im guessing
FUCK i cant go to sleep without weed and if i cant go to sleep i cant go to work tomorrow
what do guys
>>69737283
Wake him up
>>69737283
come live in estonia
>>69737319
i called him 12 times n he turned his phone off............ i owe him money and he didnt answer the first 12 times which is weird just went to sleep i guess....
>>69737326
oh i would if i could do u have a sauna in ur house if i was to live in estonia that would be mandatory desu
>>69737341
>do u have a sauna in ur house
ofcourse
1. do you live in australia?
2. have you ever seen a dangerous snake, spider, insect, fish or mammal?
1. no
2. no
>>69737430
1. yes
2. yes, yes, yes and no
>>69737430
1. no
2. no
>>69737430
yes to all
>>69737430
1. Yes
2. Yes.
>snakes
I've seen five (5) snakes in my life, two were dead but the other three were slithering around, unless you've got them trapped or pissed them off they'll usually just mind their own.
>spiders
Redbacks are fucking everywhere and pretty dangerous, never been bitten but it's scary how dangerous and unnoticeable they are. Also a big fuck spider, 1.5x bigger than my hand stretched out wide somehow managed to make it onto the INSIDE of one of our fucking windows; fucked
>insects
Yet to see anything out of the ordinary, just general wasps and bees
>fish
Been stung by a bunch of jellyfish, seen a dead bluebottle jelly; but I think actually dangerous fish are hard come by. Never seen a shark either but there are constantly sitings and attacks around here
>mammals
Nothing besides kangaroos, meth addicts and aboriginals
>>69737361
i only ask cos i knew an estonian person once and they had a sauna in their house
>>69737430
1. yes
2. yes snake, yes spider, yes insect, yes fish, yes mammal
>>69737430
1. Yes
2. No
>>69737430
Yes
Yes
conclusion: don't live in australia
>>69737784
would prefer a little snake over a russian bear next door 2bh
Will AMD deliver with low cost, low power, decent performance on their Zen CPUs and Vega GPUs?
I thought /balt/s were meant to be good with their computers and engineering, where are the Baltic CPUs/GPUs?
>>69737820
both pcs i built i built AMD each time... no ragrets not yet at least for the 2nd one
ello
>>69737890
why hello there
>>69737902
yes hello, ive been gone for a week (1)
have i missed something
>>69737944
this
>>69737962
AUSTRALOS DELENDA EST
>>69737944
Did a sick bunny hop on my bmx a couple days ago.
Was the talk of the thread for ages.
>>69737802
But you forget how nice it would be to be a couple hundred dollars and a couple hour flight away from any country in Europe you please. As opposed to an arm + leg + $3k and a shit 20+ hour flight away from the worst of the European countries
>/balt/ has some sort of culture and history that isn't wanking on an island with didgeridoos, suckling other more powerful cunts and not taking over rightful Indonesia
>/balt/ has really nice woodlands to explore, compared to shitty bushland that's out to kill you + null desert
>/balt/ gets comfy Winter snow to sit inside and do nothing to
The only thing we had going for us was the White Australia Policy to keep the island pure and look what happened to that
>>69738016
damn Alex
Fuck yeah ordered some coffee beans. Hope they are shipped tomorrow.
>>69738096
oi send me some will ya mate
>>69737846
I just want a cool, quiet, decently powered, nice looking ITX build that doesn't cost me $2000. Would like to support AMD as a moral fuck you to the great cucking that Intel and Nvidia have been giving us
>>69738110
'ere you go
>>69738096
How do you make your coffee? We have a gay Nespresso™ machine that takes pods which cost a bunch, are barely strong and taste like shit. Feel like there's a much simpler, more efficient way to brewing a morning brew
>>69738174
Espresso stove top and grind them at home. Order them at coffee snobs. Guy in Geelongs roasts them himself.
>>69737629
>Redbacks
Got bitten on the arm in my garden once. Swelled up about the size of a 20c piece, leaked gross yellow shit and gave me joint pain and a headache for 2 or 3 days
>>69738139
cheers mate
>>69738206
You are a survivor
>>69738037
don't forget the upcoming finno Russian hyperwar, they'll need overseas fighters
>>69738174
I use the aldi pod thing. Tastes pretty good, 32 coffees for $12
*poos quickly in hand*
>>69738389
Enough of that monkey business
?
*dabs*
*dabs*
??
I wish I had a girlfriend to cuddle with lads.
>>69738722
I was going to make a shit post for you, but it was too reddit-tier. Sorry.
>>69738777
your welcome
>>69738777
you're whale cum
>>69738319
Explain your reasoning to a geopolitical dumb cunt pls
Гeйpoпкa гниeт. POCCИЯ ПPOЦBETAET!
>>69739153
Pycня, иди в cтoйлo. Taм бyдeшь цвecти
>>69739286
> Pycня, иди в cтoйлo.
kek
>>69738722
postcode m8?
4102
>>69739467
not him but
6210
Gonna teach the niggas on the floor above a lesson
>>69739879
Kill them!
>>69739879
>living in apartment blocks
>>69739467
2486.
>>69739937
>not living in an example of the most beautiful architecture on the planet
>>69739986
>tweed
>>69739937
>tfw Milky Bar kid was the last really good PM
???
>>69740098
Haha. Atleast not Tweed west.
>>69740113
Don't think so mate
>tfw retarded
Did this shit and now I'm on day 3 of pain in my arm
Why don't Australians celebrate midsummer?
>>69740224
Jaanipäev?
About to go to bed.
>>69740280
Weak cunt. Im still having breakfast. Going to be up at least for 12 more hours.
>>69740318
>having breakfast at 4:00 pm.
>>69740369
>going to bed 20:50
haha eating instant noodles lmao
>using 24 hour time
>>69740224
it's always summer in australia
>>69740434
are you noodle-man? lmoa
t. non-noodle maninator
>not using military time
>not weak cunt
>>69740464
xD lol!
>>69740476
I am occasionally the noodle-man
t. the occasional noodle-man
>>69740545
Anime?
>>69740592
How uneducated are you?
>>69740794
>How uneducated are you?
I am very uneducated and dumb, please explain thanks
t.hanks
>>69740794
Paavo stop picking on Jamal
>>69740817
0000
1604
2399
>>69740724
ani-gay
>>69740724
Animusu
>>69740855
>2399
Jukka i dont thunkis time goes past 60 minutes
>>69740855
Åh, kiitos
I don't watch cartoons.
THE SIMPSONNNNNNS
DUH DUN DUN DAH DUN DUN DUN
DAH DUNUNUN
>>69740887
hmm
Ugh.. When will this shit weather end.
>>69741029
What do you consider to be good weather?
>>69741065
When there is not a single normalfag outside.
>>69741194
Ah, so around 4 AM?
Meme pagan party just keeps on bringing.
>>69741580
What did they do this time?
ive
got
somethin on my mind
>>69741656
They want every male right after high school to serve for 9 months
>>69741780
potato?
>>69741780
thanks
>>69741811
hi
rank the countries in this general by dick size
estonia obviously has the biggest dicks
Attempting to watch The Simpsons from start to finish S01E03 so far, thoughts?
>>69742092
I think the other Finnish poster ITT has a really small dick which decreases the average
>>69742110
do u have autism?
drinkin an arriza iced tizza with the razzas
>>69742110
7 more seasons to go I see
пpивeт вceм )))
>>69742110
Can't stand the first two seasons 2bh. The animation is just too bad. I started watching from S3 though, just watched Last Exit to Springfield in S4
GREAT episode
>>69742110
simpsons is shit
>>69742332
пpивeт )
>>69742429
ecть cигapeтy? ))
>>69742479
пapeнь, кypить нe пoлeзнo
>>69742531
дaй 10 кoпeeк
Just brewing some tea lads xD
>>69742769
xaxa ebin )) i finish drunk coffee )))
>russian posters
>pizdonia
FUCK I HATE JEWS
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>rus
how do i get a qt baltic gf and save her from the menace of baltic men
>>69742999
wow VERY nice
>>69742999
How to get girls:
1) Tell them you are from Estonia and your children will carry strong finno ugri genetics.
>Alati on õhus küsimus, et kust siis ikka leiab parimaid mehi. Naisteka foorumis on kasutaja nimega Murelik sõbranje veendunud, et rokiüritustelt pole mõtet otsida, klubist leiaks sobiva mehe aga kohe. Lugejad, rääkige meile oma kogemustest — et kas tõesti ongi nii?
>Mul on sõbranna, kes on natuke üle aasta olnud suhtes mootorratturiga, kellel on peale mu sõbranna veel üks naine. Eelmine suvi käisid mu sõbranna ja see tüüp kokku-lahku nagu kass ja koer. Neil oli isegi pikem paus ja ma olin juba õnnelik, et ehk inimene otsustab pikema üksinduse või siis ööklubide kasuks, kuid kahjuks mitte…
>Kui ma talle rääkisin, et miks mitte suhelda enda täielike vastanditega ja tulla minuga Atlantisesse, Illusiooni või Maasikasse, tegi ta idee maha põhjendusega, et tema nii labastes kohtades nagu tümpsukad ei käi. Kui üksindusest rääkisin, tuli jälle vastuseks, et tema on selle suhtega rahul nii nagu see on ja üksindusest on tal siiber.
>Tõsi, ta on olnud aastaid üksi, sest lihtsalt ei viitsinud mujal kui rokiüritustel käia. Kui ta tuleks kasvõi korragi klubisse, oleks tal kohe mehekandidaat olemas! Mida teha? Ma ju näen, et see suhe tal ei toimi!
lol this thread smells so bad lol lol lol i had to use febreeze lmao rofl
>>69743350
>Naisteka foorumis
What prevents men from pretending to be women there?
>>69743351
>he doesn't browse /balt/ + /ausnz/ with a respirator
>>69743518
a well adjusted personality and a life
does our PM wants service by requirment?
>>69744049
your mother requires my dick in her ass lmao
>>69744077
you're becoming the most annoying and unfunny poster in this thread
go ahead and reply "lmao something something ur mum"
>>69744254
>shituanian assdevastation
lmao suck my dick faggot
>>69744254
this
If I asked you to try a build, would you consider that?
Like get a deathcap early, skip the rings, and get a hat
Furthermore, I confess my guilt for falsely stealing blue
It's just the last game i was in i did it all for you
I choose to, choose to, choose to, be a little mean
But in the end all i do is best for the team.
I'm tired, bye G'night,
>>69744254
>not understanding nordic banter
>>69744551
>nordic banter
that's just autism. what the estonian is doing is imitating an australian shitposter.
>>69744613
we dont like your're kind round here
heh
Henry of Latvia was indeed Latvian, the more you know
Thanks Chronicles of Livonia™
>>69745303
Thanks you for that interesting fact
dumb barbarothuanians
i honestly feel bad for Meinhard. He just wanted to make life good for Livonians and Latvians, but in return they literally trolled and robbed him.
>baby's first history lesson
God damned Livonians were assholes
>>69746574
fuck off cunt, i just finally got the actual bookn, not some shitty wiki article
>Astronoomid ennustavad, et Luige tähtkujus toimuv tähtede ühinemine võis käivitada nii ereda plahvatuse, et sündmust võib meie taevas näha isegi palja silmaga.
>See oleks esimene kord, kui teadlased midagi taolist ennustada suudavad. Avalduse taga seisavad USAs asuva Calvini Kolledži professor Larry Molnar ja tema meeskond. Molnari sõnul tiirlevad tähed praegu ümber üksteise, jagades nii ka sama atmosfääri. Kahe tähe kokkupõrke järel sündivast Punase Noova tähest saab aga mõneks ajaks meie taeva kõige eredam täht.
>Molnari sõnul ei tasu tema sõnade kontrollimiseks isegi teleskoopi kätte võtta, sest 2023. aasta paiku meie taevasse jõudev plahvatus on niivõrd hele, et seda saab näha palja silmagagi.
>Praeguseks on tema ennustus hästi vastu võetud ning eredat plahvatust peavad tõenäoliseks teisedki astronoomid. Taoline info on seda olulisem, et praegu teavad teadlased tähtede ühinemise kohta veel küllaltki vähe. Kui aga on teada, millal see meieni jõuab, saab fenomeni uurimiseks põhjalikult ette valmistada.
>>69746675
hmmmmm.... really makes you think this one does
>wooow guys did u know latvia was called livonia once?!?! amazing we wuz kangz n shieet
>t. intellectual
eating fried cauliflower
>>69746804
woah are you a fried-califlower-man? lmoa
t. occasional fried-califlower-man
>>69746859
rolf
>>69746783
>Astronomers predict that in the Swan constellation of stars merger of two stars could trigger an explosion so bright that the event can be seen even with the naked eye in the sky.
>>69746859
i like this new meme
t. occasional instant noodle-man
>>69746944
thanks
t. thanks-man
>>69746959
no worries
t. no worry-man
>>69746934
it will just be a brighter star for a few hours
t. VERY intelligent astrophysicist
>Leedu piirivalvurid ei lubanud riiki Valgevene kodanikku, kelle autot ehtisid nõukogude sümbolid.
>Leedu piirivalveteenistuse teatel tahtis valgevenelane siseneda eile riiki Druskininkai rajoonis läbi Raigardase piiriületuspunkti sõiduautoga Peugeot 405.
>Leedu ametiisikud ei lubanud teda riiki, sest auto tagaklaasi ehtis viisnurk sirbi ja vasaraga.
>Piirivalveteenistuse sõnutsi võinuks ta pääseda riiki jalgsi või eemaldada kleepsu ja jätkata teekonda autoga, kuid kuna ta keeldus kleepsu eemaldamast, saadeti ta Valgevenesse tagasi.
>Leedus on fašistlikud ja kommunistlikud sümbolid keelatud.
I think i just started a new meme
t. possible meme starter-man
fucking autistic estonian
HATE him
>>69747039
GOOD posters always sign their posts
t. good poster signer-man
agreed
t. meme starter agreer-man
>lat more like rus
>lit more like rus
>est more like best
>>69747063
>>69747106
forgot to give you (you)
t. sorry for not giving (you)er man
https://youtu.be/g4kXDLpPK5Y
wow interesting eetonian culture over here
>>69747155
and a thank you for the (you)
t. thanker-man
https://www.google.com/maps/@51.785131,19.441065,3a,78.5y,265.56h,70.53t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sjX7r4gMAArruzLuK-elaTg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Hmmmmmmmm
>>69747429
thankis for thunkis
i am going now, sorry
t. thenkis-going away-sorryer-man
>>69747535
very well, dear friend, i hope to see you soon again, bye bye
t. the bye bye-man
>>69747399
>Category: Science
XX--DDDD
>>69747531
>>69747757
pottery
>>69747399
Seems like he's having a good time.
watch this
poland
>>69747757
Guy on the left looks familiar
watch this
poo peeland
>>69747868
it's your dad
>>69747882
>>69747891
Nah. Looks like one of my former classmates
>>69747951
thanks
>>69747531
https://www.google.com/maps/@51.7872091,19.4411208,3a,27.8y,288.22h,80.18t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s9CyR8PQUopPq9d1jMEtKgw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
Good god, those fuckers @ google forgot to censor poor babushkas face.
Can she sue google?
>>69748224
ikr?!
https://www.google.lt/maps/@54.6260651,25.2671466,3a,49.7y,109.57h,69.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sIKBTbrFQgFFWzjqhhRUuSg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
They leave babushkas open for humiliation but censor gypsy visitors. wtf is up with this
fucking estonians rused me.
i bought this drink called värska lemon and it tastes like fucking soap
shituania
haha, we scammed those swedes again
Reminder that the states should be replaced by a system of regional and metropolitan governments
>>69748634
looks like we have to starve you again for this
>>69748546
it's an acquired taste
>>69748765
if your waters are this bad i dont even want to know how bad your booze is
abama = negr
>>69748884
Rstas
found this sick pic lads
>>69749239
I want to see this movie, make it happen, NOW!
post the braap copypasta please thanks
>catche'd a cold
>have to work overtime til the end of the week without any additional compensation unless I want to upset my cute boss
pizdos
>>69749672
upset youre cute boss and tell her that youll compensate her one day
>>69749672
r u the guy from the cyberpunk thread on /g/?
>>69749733
no, she's a good person and she taught me everything i know
also great ass
>>69749764
yes hello
>>69749790
out of nowhere, hold her closely and kiss her. assert your alpha male form. then you will be able to take as many sick days need be
I think Latvians will invent something great during this century.
Like The Matrix, or a cure from nazism, or a homebrewed reactionless drive powered by depression.
Unless they all move to Ireland, of course.
>>69749790
yet you're still a dumb virgin with no game whatsoever
ask her to teach you about sex
>>69750001
>>69750001
>>69750001
hey guys
>>69749957
how