If your country was sorted into a Hogwarts house, which would

His country gave birth to the author of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>69725298
Slytherin

>>69725422
Brazil is definitely Hufflepuff

hufflepoof

ravenclaw = Reddit: the house

Slytherin because in a real world friendship faggotry doesn't work.

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>tfw to intelligent too not be ravenclaw

>>69725298
Slytherin
>>69725408
Always the same flag with this copypaste.

>>69725464
tips fedora*

>>69725440
And uk is definitely ravenclaw

>>69726681
>the UK is smart

thanks

>>69726979
> the uk is a shitty nerd
Ayy lmao
Reminder that hufflepuff never had an evil wizard

>>69725298
i dont have the hat that talks, how would i know

>>69725298
Slytherin obviously.

>>69725298
Debates and banter are fun and all, but why not just ring up Ms Rowling and ask?
She can't have gone far...
En Gland is a pretty small place, after all.

>>69727041
alri neville

i feel like we should be hufflefag

>>69725298
Ravenclaw, I suppose.

>>69727121
Canada is a prime example of Hufflepuff

hufflepuff without a doubt

polan would be gryffindor

czechia ravenclaw

austria slytherin

slovakia would be hagrid

>>69727164
>>69725445

Gryffindor, all Anglo's are Gryffindor

>>69727167
Finland is more hufflepuff than Canada tbqh.

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Found this, interesting.

>>69727195
We're definitely Ravenclaw

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gryf - strong countries
slyth - evil countries
huff - reddit countries
raven - smart countries

>>69727188
Anglos are the Weasley family then?

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>>69727240
>Pacific Institute of Magic
>Bolivia
>Paraguay
What a joke. shitty map -1/10

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>>69727244
>smart countries
>Australia
>Poland

Gryffindor of course

>>69727244

BRIC union ftw.

>>69727311
ravenclaw posters all have wit, without those four (well three let's be honest) /int/ would just be a bunch of americans wanking each other off while euros talk about boring shit and comparing bread recipes

>>69727240
>in one school with bosnia and ukraine

not in the german school

fuck rowling and her fanboys, hungary is central yurop and rowling is just a niggerloving liberl shillbitch

>>69727495

The map seems to be fanmade desu.

There is way less schools.

>>69727371
I don't think Spurdo and cuckposting count as wit

>>69727244
Poland definitely fits Gryffindor better in character than Ravenclaw.

>>69727549
Agreed. They're Neville to America's Harry.

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>>69727511
Still, it's wittier than whatever you Pajeets could do.

>>69727576
>comes from an honorable family
>tragic backstory
>thought of as kind of a doofus
>turns out to be a real badass

seems about right

>>69727576
Neville was in hufflepuff

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>>69727759
nope, he was in Gryffindor

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Anglos:
America - Gryffindor
Britain - Slytherin
Canada - Ravenclaw
Australia/New Zealand - Hufflepuff

You know it to be true

Italy is the true representation of Slytherin

>>69727843
what difference is there between Canada and America?

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>>69728005
Very different philosophies

>>69727759
No dude.

>>69727549
Poland is hufflepuff

Good but incompetent

>>69728897
nah, Poland definitely fits Gryffindor better