brother, may i have some of your gimmicks? edition
>>69721017
feli city
anine
Flat above me is watching shitty TV loudly I just want to go to sleep ROOOOO
Ivan the Boneless did nothing wrong
>>69721017
Brother, dost thou hear it? The call—nay, the beckoning clarion—of the oats. It perturbs me to the quick, whispers to me words alluring, sibilant syllables.
Hark brother! I tell thee, though must hear it; though must abide with the temptation of the oats, if only to join me, to bear the burden that racks me so.
Oh, Christ! My provender is mastering me! It is upon me so, my desire made manifest—my oats.
This too, serves its role: my home is made the extension of my sufferings. This mud may be my nature; this fence may be my ken; this ruined barn may be my body.
And you, brother? Though art my companion in the land of the Lotus-eaters.
>>69720966
>all the evidence so far has shown him to be deliberately divisive
except if he was actually divisive and was actually a fascist he'd be a far better president than the half-arsed, left wing panderer we know he will be.
Trump has one job desu, that's to reverse the 1965 immigration act and encourage a new wave of immigration from western Europe and stop spics flooding in from the south. That's all he will have to do and he'll be a better president than any in the last 50 years.
>>69721078
good post
is he /our man/ /tv/
>>69721125
Fuck off yank
>>69721097
*Ivar
wife made a lovely dinner this evening
shes still getting her head bounced off the floor obviously
>>69721125
you think trump will make it easier from brits to move there?
>>69721137
>>69720984
That has
Most of it's to do with preparation. Snus is pasteurised while most other tobacco is fermented then toasted. It's the toasting that's largely responsible for TSNAs (the primary carcinogen in tobacco products).
Not sure why nasal snuff doesn't have much of a correlation, presumably it's to do with the fact that it's rather inert and generally expelled pretty soon after the initial nicotine rush has hit, while the continuous chewing of chewing tobacco continues to release more and more carcinogens into the mouth.
>>69721125
why would people from western Europe even want to come?
Europe barely has any people to begin with
turn 21 in an hour and 35 minutes haha
>>69721178
who's the old guy?
*blocks your path*
"baka"
>>69721185
You mean large parts of it are basically overpopulated? >740 million people in europe lad
people who dont include at least 3 links and write new under it should be shot
KEK will they ever learn?
might get some coke for the weekend
If Dubya can scrape through 8 years, i'm sure Drumpf can. only thing is he won't have daddy to save him. but he does have a legion of modern nazis . hitler wasn't all that smart either. just had a really strong civil service.
>>69721198
okabe isaku apparently
>kids born in 1996 turn 21 this year
what the fuck
>>69721198
Fantastic image, this.
>>69721221
*marches right through you*
Meryl Streep Begs Celebrities to Stop Donald Trump at Golden Globes
i dislike actors
>>69721098
Yea, but total immigration's unlikely to fall very much because it's a lazy solution to the looming demographic crisis in the UK and it also allows the government to avoid paying nurses etc. a decent wage
>>69721136
UKIP aren't in power and are unlikely to ever be xx
>>69721240
Stop buying coke
Brother, have mercy. I'm one of your own, your flesh and blood. Oats are fleeting, but the bonds of family will bind us forever
So, consider once more, I beg you.
>>69721185
It's the land of opportunity.
Just put the gf's head through the drywall
She found the body of her old cat. Forgotten I'd left it there
>>69721185
>why would people from western Europe even want to come?
hahaha are you joking? In my job I can get paid 30% more for the same work in the US, I could actually afford a big house with lots of land in a reasonably sized city and have a far greater quality of life than is offered here. If we had free movement with the US literally millions of people would be out of the door within 3 years. The UK is a post-industrial wasteland, there's nothing here you can't get in America desu.
Even the spotty faced 18 year old Labour supporters who spam muh guns muh NHS would go
>>69721260
>tfw born in 1986
>>69721306
i've never seen an edgier post
>>69721306
Ah yes, the quality barratt new builds
>>69721260
>tfw born in 1999
>>69721236
Team America is more relevant today than it has ever been
>>69721260
Madting isn't it
>>69721308
but then Europe would be left barren with only old people and wogs
>>69721116
Awful
might go buy some snus (pronounced "snoose")
>>69721095
>>69721360
Literally me rn
found a printer on the side of the road lads
>>69721356
Are you a fresher
just realised that actually getting no (you)s is more of an accomplishment
havent been keeping up with tim as of late
bet he's still an absolute basket case
>>69721308
would break your leg and charge you £20k 2bh
>>69721354
So? That's already happened with Poland minus the wogs
>>69721355
Leaf posting is fucking shit-tier.
>>69721382
You must live in a nice area.
>>69721391
yeah u?
>>69721391
just turned 18 today lad
>>69721413
FOF
go do some revision you child
On the 'no carb' diet, lads.
>>69721413
>>69721419
No
But just making sure as they're the only people that buy snuff :)
remember to support ex muslim charities lads
>>69721400
neither have I, not since the police banned him from going outside at his old flat, the interactions with the dentist, the men from DPD, the cyclists etc.
got really boring when all that stopped
On the 'only carbs' diet, lads.
gays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOH9trJLedk
F.A.G.
on the "no calories" diet lads
On the 'no protein' diet, lads.
>>69721469
fuck off paki
was driving home from staples earlier and my new fucking printer fell out at some point along the way
went back along the route and it had been pinched
On the 'some carbs' diet, lads
>>69721446
*slips some carbohydrate pills into your food when you're looking the other way*
Rate the meme lads
>>69721455
snus not snuff you dumb fucking idiot
>>69721482
bit mean lad
it's good to back apostasy
>>69721519
7/10
>>69721519
>ywn stir her haggis
on the "only protein" diet, lads
>>69721522
Same shit innit
want a man to cum in my mouth
>>69721563
bit gay
>>69721563
Cum in your own mouth
t. did it a few times myself
>>69721519
>Any post by United Against Separation etc. about Nicola Sturgeon
>Literally every comment is about her appearance
scrambled eggs fucking suck
was walking home today and saw some wanker in a shit car who tried to fit too much shite into his boot drive by, his fucking printer fell put the back of his car and smashed into the windshield of the car behind him killing the driver instantly
>bit mean lad
>it's good to back apostasy
The frothing hunger in my stomach hath not been quenched, Brother.
For many a night I wonder, "Where art Thou, my sweet Oats". And it hath cometh to me whence i dreamt.
It spills onto and coils 'round me, but nay, 'tis not a pestilence.
'Tis a testimony for in our yearn for Oats, is the desire for Sin.
To gorge on the Oats is to dine on the fruits of Eden.
To partake in such a gluttonous act, i can no longer.
For I have seen him. He who forges the Oats!
Alas! My eyes do not deceive!
The carer of the Oats is but the farmer!
Lo and behold, He is but a Man!
What nonsense that the carrier is corporeal!
Yea, 'tis provokes thee.
But least we must not forget, it is Man who brings the Oats!
Woe is me Brother!
We cannot disseminate the Oats because of this Man!
To provoke the carrier is to relinquish what little Oats be spared to Us!
I am lost Brother.
For to seize the Oats is to risk forsaking Ourselves and the Oats.
What needeth to be done?
Must we risk cosigning ourselves for the Oats?
Alas my Brother, we may never taste liberty, for the Oats haunt Us.
>>69721588
nah it's not the same
but global warming, corporate america
>>69721558
I once heard about a Polish guy who ate literally nothing but eggs
He had a muscular build but his skin was yellow and sickly
>>69721558
You'll die of rabbit sickness lad
>>69721617
fuck off poley
>>69721592
I ate 6 scrambled eggs just earlier
>>69721628
never given a fuck about global warming honestly
what colour trousers should i wear with a dark green jumper?
>>69721668
fucking hell soz hard
>>69721683
Red
>>69721354
let the nigs have it
we should push all nonwhites out of north america and then migrate all the europeans there
i am an autismclothes connoisseur
>>69721683
yellow
>>69721683
burgundy
http://imgur.com/a/vEUt1
>>69721663
its the easiest way to cook them but you lose the delicious taste of a viscous yolk
reading the ol' quantum chromodynamics
>>69721731
T H I C C
>>69721738
the 6th egg was almost raw and I used the yolk to coat the eggs
madting wuu2
What is the most Reddit image you have in your collection?
How do we know that my colour red is the same as your colour red? For all we know your brain might interpret the colour blue the way my brain interprets the colour red.
REALLY makes you think.
>tfw was born in 1999
>>69721802
Deleted my 4chan folder desu
>>69721760
Stop lying trying to impress the Leaf
achilles region in my left foot sorta clicks when I turn my foot down and point my toes
am I going to die?
Wish I was turborich so I could just call a doctor in for every minor little imperfection I notice about my body
>>69721824
>Deleted my 4chan folder
>>69721807
t. ten year old
Imagine not being old enough to properly remember 9/11 and realise just how big a deal it was.
tl;dr if you're under the age of 24 you shouldn't be on this website
>>69721836
>achilles region in my left foot sorta clicks when I turn my foot down and point my toes
So don't do that then
>>69721731
nightmare body that is lad
>>69721828
>Lying
That's not a very impressive lie. I did in fact do it
>>69721807
this is like 4 year old level theory of mind philosophy
>>69721866
it wasn't a big deal though
>>69721836
hate going to the doctor, haven't been in almost 18 years
>>69721865
Not an argument.
>>69721877
Also not an argument.
>>69721867
what if I want to go to ballet
>>69721807
Because of complimentary colours
if you have an entire folder dedicated to memes and pictures for 4chan you should genuinely just kill yoursekf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0
>>69721887
shut the fuck up now. shut up
>>69721894
same
I proper need to go, but by the time I do I have like a list of 5 things I need to discuss and only end up mentioning 1 before leaving
Keep getting a bit of a pain in my arsehole when I sit in a certain position at work
What does my body mean by this
>>69721910
I bet I would be great at ballet
I'm very flexible, good balance and nimble like a cat
>>69721807
More important question
Who cares
Brothers, I have returned from a harsh winter to find no oats within the boundaries of my forest.
It has been many months now since I broke free from the shackles which bound me to that small patch of mud, reliant on the grace of our masters who bring us oats in plenty.
But the life of the free brings no peace to my soul...
Please my brothers, lend me but a few oats so I can remember once more how sweet the gilded cage can be before the unrepentant savagery finally consumes my already dulling mind.
>>69721916
it's called 'My Pictures'
if you dont have an entire hard drive of 4chan reaction pics youre a normie cunt
>>69721760
interesting, i just made a breakfast wrap with cheese, scrambled eggs and bacon
>Apply for job.
>Get phone calls about application.
>Ignore phone calls.
>Tell myself I don't want job
>Regret not answering phone.
>Apply for another job.
>>69721967
low centre of gravity too eh
>>69721964
Did you check for thumbtacks?
The film actors guild is here to save us all
>>69722003
No, I'll do that tomorrow
Is there a full transcript of meryl Streep's speech? Can't bear watching those things
>>69721916
my 4chan folder
this is a bit outdated though
>that time Jezza Corbs pretended he couldn't get a seat on the train for PR then the train company released CCTV then next day proving him to be a liar
can't imagine how embarrassed he must have been
>>69721683
Burgundy / wine, amber, dark patterned if a suit
>>69721992
Yes
how much student debt do you have lads
not even a fan of trump really but who the hell do hollywood actors think they are?
Gotta love how the new leftie tactic is to mock the alt-right and Trump for overreacting to any insult
It's like we've moved beyond post-ironic somehow.
>>69722060
none (zero)
>>69722060
1200 euros
>>69722067
the nobility
>>69722060
about 40k
>>69722013
huh?
*takes one look at your internet history*
it's mad that people are actually getting upset about this
corbyn has always been anti-EU and the labour heartlands all voted leave
Had my second medical school interview today lads
Flopped it again
>>69722088
gay
>>69722071
they have a point though
>>69722105
>cso's
mewling
Gotta love how the new alt-right tactic is to just attack the left for pointing out their hypocrisy instead of admitting it
>>69722113
ARE JEZZA
>>69722105
aaah yes, community support officers. Can't even arrest me.
Always feel bad for those cucks, earn fuck all too.
honestly think Corbyn would be better for the UK than the current Tories
Matt Damon
>>69722113
It's racist
tfw i could heem everyone here and twice maybe on a sunday
>>69722088
A friend who asks you to do things so she can make cringey posts about them on social media and make a big deal of your "epic friendship 4 ever"?
>>69722114
>Medical school
FOY
>>69722060
around 8k
>>69722160
he would issue state gfs
>>69722177
not me 2bh
I'm an outstanding fighter and I have bruce lee lats
>>69722067
Elites stroking each others willies
>>69722114
b urself
>>69722213
i would trap you in my rubber guard and choke you long past you tapping KID
>>69722060
£48k hahahaha
>>69721683
Camel
thinking about becoming a CSO
Kidney stones desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygayxYOHaA
>>69722177
Heh. First you would have to catch me
*Jumps down a water drain*
>>69722060
exactly 0
gobberment pays for my uni
https://twitter.com/trevcommie
Is this creature an example of the alt-left or the mainstream left? Whatever it is, it seems to be becoming more and more common the left
>>69722121
>but you do the exact same thing as us
This is not an argument senpai, come the fuck on. It's tacitly admitting you're wrong ffs.
poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12071598
http://www.strawpoll.me/12071598
http://www.strawpoll.me/12071598
http://www.strawpoll.me/12071598
>he hasnt had girls pine for him cause he hates them
I told a girl I wanted to throw her through a wall and break her fucking jaw, and I meant it, and got scared I'd get expelled from uni cause we were in a group. All she did was give me her number and became my fuck buddy
alt-left when?
>>69722238
Wouldn't happen actually
>>69722253
Christ. I'm never eating stones again
>>69722254
>positions myself over drain
>lets out shit i have been holding in for 2 days
>listen to your screams
heh nothing personell kid
time to roll a spliff
>>69722254
does iceland even have a drainage system or do you just poo in the ocean?
>>69722183
more bragging about her man-slave
>>69722113
Because the London mongs can't fathom commy corbyn not supporting their open borders policy desires
>>69722273
alt-left desu
The difference is the left actually is in thrall to these freaks, whereas the alt-right just staged a hostile takeover and became the new right.
http://i.imgur.com/IU8DRys.jpg?1
cute
CUTE
>>69722279
voted NZ for the geography, would have voted USA but couldn't be dealing with getting ill or w/e over there
>>69722308
i would i'd pull guard and you would leap on it like the mongoloid RUNT you are
>>69722279
>stay in britain
don't lie
no one would do this
>>69722294
good lad
I really don't care about the politics as much as driving a steak through the heard of the political vampires who dominate our countries right now
>>69722327
I think you're overestimating her.
She is literally just so stupid she thinks they're best friends and it's really cool how nice he is.
>>69722273
>mentally unstable transvestite is also a self-described communist
well I never
>>69722253
damn
chills down my spine and a weird boner
>>69722361
all talk lad, you can say "ohh I'd do this move and this move" but it wouldn't go down like that, I'm bigger, faster, stronger, more experienced and have more styles and talent than you
you are outclassed in literally every single category
>>69722323
We shit in buckets and then the shit collection truck comes around once a week and collects the buckets
>>69722279
australia btfo
>>69722407
pics
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUCyjDOlnPU
>>69722319
delete this image mate
the lib dems are the only sensible party left
>>69722367
>steak
>>69722442
*Commits suicide*
>>69722273
Is it bad that this is what I imagine half of /brit/ is like?
stop bullying canada
>>69722410
good post desu
What is the best board to browse?
I'm bored.
Pardon the pun.
>>69722464
>name is liberal democrats
>anti-democratic
>>69722410
what do you trane then you absolute runt, you may be a fat cunt but it'll mean nothing when all your limbs are bending the wrong way and you are unconscious
>the lib dems
>>69722488
>anyone on /brit/
>communist
i like to think that even the lefties here are more intelligent than that
>>69722510
/c/
>>69722510
/qa/
you can bait very easily there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8
omg I can so relate! DAE feel misunderstood by racist granddad?
https://twitter.com/trevcommie/status/817976645831290881
>>69722515
>wants more referendums than any other party
>is anti-democratic
>>69722088
hes not even ugly, dude needs to get more confidence
looking forward to tomorrow now because mum says we can have fish and chips
>>69722488
I imagine it's what /leftypol/, britfa.gs, /r/unitedkingdom and an assortment of other left wing forums are like. Literally weak, effeminate teenagers with no knowledge of history or economics. Sad!
looking forward to tomorrow now because mum says I can kill myself
>>69722566
fursh and churps
>>69721519
read that in her voice in my head
7/10
>>69722446
never
>>69722549
yes, thats what i was implying
>>69722365
i would desu
>>69722130
>>69722158
I like how not only are your bobbies non-police without firearms, but you have CSO's that can do fuck all except call the real police on you.
Police cadets here have more power than CSO's lmao
>>69722612
don't do it
you know exactly what i mean
don't do it mate
>>69722060
around 50k when I graduate
dont forget to bring a clown
>>69722547
>Marx
Christ imagine such dull people floating about
>Leftists need to read a book for once in their lives, then they'd see that nationalism is the superior position
>>69722469
it was a witty bonmot about trump steaks
There should be a documentary about Tim.
>>69722060
fucking loads
not worried about it though
>>69722620
ah right
don't see any problem there no? surely it's less democratic to shout down calls for a referendum? the british people should be allowed to make a decision on the final deal instead of unelected bureaucrats writing our constitution as they see fit
>>69722547
>my favourite philosopher is marx
>every application in the real world of his work has ended up in failure and the deaths of millions of people
>>69722673
>>69722522
let me guess you've been going to "mma-training" for about a year and think you're hot shit
>>69722643
more like skid marx
Fart jokes were the pinnacle of humour for humankind
>>69722714
DELETE THIS IMAGE MATE
beyta cuck boy fag00t
>>69722701
true communism has never been tried
>>69722680
there will be when he starts murdering delivery drivers. /brit/ will be in it too.
it'l be some documentary about cyber bullying and it will blame us for his and many others deaths causing 4chan to be blocked in the UK
>>69722734
Shart jokes are humans evolving
>>69722754
and it will be half true
Holy shit, Woes is now an illegal immigrant seeking refuge abroad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GVLkEnQUzg
LIBLAB 2020 WHOS READY LADS
Any normies in here?
I wanna be ur mate.
>>69722781
/brit/ did nothing wrong
>>69722713
not really I just know you are a wet blanket spastic who is destined to get heemed by an alpha (me)
/trv/ has the coolest posters
>>>/trv/1197128
Why do English patriots deface the St George's Cross flag?
Do they not understand the irony of it?
>>69722754
It's a conspiracy, don't get why the dpd would violate his NAP
>>69722742
>>69722800
some lad here sent him some letter with a DPD delivery driver holding his fists *holds fists at camera in threatening manner* like that as if he were to come right at me
>lib dem and ukip could me majority makers in 2020
what a world
i think cons would choose LDs over ukip, it worked well before
https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/818507288654716928
>>69722754
childhood is thinking /brit/ are the antagonists in tim's life
adulthood is realising its DPD and vinay
>>69722837
Still don't get the full story
>>69722847
*could be
>>69722806
post stats then la
we can have a spar if you're near me
>>69722865
someone printed out Dentist and DPD memes on a sheet of paper and mailed it to him and it set him off for weeks
>>69722847
nobody fucking cares
>>69722878
im not sherdog rated but i'll heem you anyway, where you at?
just realised we havn't heard from poleaboo in time (relatively)
did he finally do a cheeky 'cide?
>>69722893
I feel bad for Tim
>>69722893
they sent him a picture of pre-drugs poleaboo as well
Can't sleep lads fucks sake
>>69722910
who?
>>69722917
moving to germany
>>69722916
he's a 50 year old failed normie with schizophrenia
the fate of /brit/
>>69722908
liverpoo
Any fit girls in here?
I want a loving relationship with you.
>>69722893
It was kev and nonceaboo
nubblers woooooooooo
post ends with odd number: open fl studio
post ends with even number: continue to browse /brit/
post ends in 0: have a cheeky tug
>>69722910
Check his blog, getting his girlpucci pounded in a Scottish prison
>>69722673
>bald
>thick-rimmed glasses
>attempt at facial hair to cover up weak jawline
odds on andrew stroelhein being a nu-male?
>>69722949
lmao promise to leave your knives and batty mates at home and we will talk
never been to stratford upon avon desu
>>69722917
wtf? i love germany now!
wanking to feet
>>69722988
too late to change that now
>>69722785
They literally plastered his address and face on their front page, so too did the Mirror. how the fuck isn't that an incitement of violence?
>>69722954
maybe if you were good looking you'd have a fit gf
>Open fl studio
>walks towards you
>>69722987
>lmao promise to leave your knives and batty mates at home and we will talk
is that you flapping already?
height/weight?
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/42+Amersham+Hill+HP13+6PQ+High+Wycombe/@51.6325914,-0.7446119,3a,75y,123.64h,85.81t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbOCB8DDWgTLyQ-yI7zFZDw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x720c5f507987d967!6m1!1e1
I hope none of you cunts post anything to tim
>>69723014
He didn't even hide his face, he can't actly be shocked he got doxxed
the final straw
>>69723028
>>69723014
because he's got right wing views
>>69722988
neither have I but I have been to bradfrod on avon
much better than the other bradford
never had a girlfriend
never held a girls hand
never kissed a girl
did see my sisters fanny once though
>>69723028
nah i just know you scouse rats cant do 1 on 1 combat
5'11 155
>>69721972
BEGONE, feral beast, I am not thy brother, for you have forsaken the ways of civilized pigs in a mad journey for wild oats. Why wonder in the woods where no oats grow, when there are plentiful oats in our own home in the mud?
Go back into the forest with your freedom you hold so dear, I will rest content with my oats.
>>69723032
looks like a nice area desu
replying to yourself is very sad
>>69723069
get your sister to set you up with one of her mates
>>69723089
trust fund money
>>69723055
The MEN is such an awful publication
>>69723069
how old was she
Checking in after a while.
So what was the final verdict on the turbo? Yay or nay
flat spracklen house
>>69723014
>how the fuck isn't that an incitement of violence?
Oh shut up you fucking hysterical cry baby
>>69723055
>no makeup
>>69722916
I do too
he's just a lonely guy who's kid died and has lost the plot and hasn't done anything wrong
never touched a girl
>>69722673
>>69723137
*posts your address and face*