/asean/

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was Jesus a tsundere dying for our sins?

it was more of a rebellion

>>69715331
Thats fucking racist you dick

bangun la pinoy

>>69720824
but islam is not a race -_-

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>>69724241

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I need sex

Pagi gaes

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/asean/ is the most trap friendly general in 4chan despite being deeply rooted in Isl*am and Christianity

back to sleep

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Stay safe

>>69725910
why did you put star in islam?

>>69726468
Philippines is boring
No happenings

>>69720650
No, you are baka

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>>69726468
just cheked
is this a joke? wtf

>>69730457
>assassinate president
>install vp
>civil war
>happening

>>69730754
more like
>marcocucks still salty
>bullshit and tryhard to Discredit VP
>on facebook
>Failed as fuck

seriously tho they just killed some no name Muslim terrorist leader that's why they are fearful of retaliation

How do I become a sociopath?

>>69731050
by being a liberal supporter

>>69731050
Follow this guy -> >>69730816

>>69731050
Go to /pol/ seriously

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>>69731083
>>69731050

Or this guy

Is "Lenileaks" a forced meme?

>>69731916
And a damage control one

>redditurd /pol/


kaila ko nimu manguonguota ka. katawan panarbaho mo ug tarong oi ka dako lang ng lawas ninyu dah!

>>69732136
>da
you are kadire Weeb po

>>69732136
not a dutterte supporter btw but this website is pathetic as fuck. pleas stay away from cebu you stupid luzon animals

>>69732206
manarbaho nalang unta para may income oi, bayaran ng dilaw lmao. balik sa reddit bobo

>decide check plebbitards website
>its full of fagbook screenshots, duterte news and mocha circlejerk
LAMAO

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>>69732372
Mocha is an INC now I think
Being paid by Marcos shits

Literal toxic

>>69732419
She's also part of MTRCB now.

>>69732222
Cebu is a shithole tho

Why so many pedos and now tranny sex tours

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>>69726468
>>69730717
As expected from a meme monkey island race.

>>69732372
You should check out flipfacebook

Its so toxic

If anything this>>69731916
Proves the Marcocuck paid shit brigade even more they even post that on some overwatch fb group

>>69732459
That came from the PNP tho

>>69732456
go to angeles bobong luzon boys pisteng yawa

>>69732550
No shit it's from bisaya pnp

lamao butthurt luzon boys getting mad at internet sensation images

uwe na sa reddit bobo

>>69732277
kaw ren do gago balika sa >>>/reddit/ samazama tayo run lmoa

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How is this allowed?

>>69726468
kek

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reminder dont bring rares pepe outside

>>69732662
tahimik luzon boy


isang suntok ka lang bobo

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REEEEEEEE

>>69732611
It honestly looks so dumb and embarasing

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>>69730717
Booze is the only reason to join and go to that shitfest desu

Unless you want sex tour

>>69732807
As expected from bisayans. Why are we still connected with these dumb islanders anyway?

>>69732963
Regardless of where ever part of the country this is

It looks unprofessional

Test

>>69725610
i need money

Who /bisAryan/ here?

Remember my name, I'm gonna live forever.

How do I go about obtaining a qt pinoy bf?

>>69715331
>gf(bf)
why does 4chan shill traps so hard

TANGINA MO, JHEPOY DIZON! ANG PANGIT NG PAGMUMUKHA MO, KITA MO NA BANG MUKHA MO SA SALAMIN? TANGINA MO! ANG PANGIT MO, HA? Tangina mo! At anong ang sinasabi mong pulubi at taga-hugas ako ng pinggan ha? TANGINA MO! Tignan mo nga bahay ko, BILLAGE YAN, eh-a-at ikaw naman, ano ha? Tangina mo skwater? HA? Nagyayabang ka pang may laptop at kita mo to hampas ko to sa pagmumukha mo eh no? Tangina mo, ha, ha? Ano, ha? Lalaban pa ka ha? Tangina mo mag-extend ka na dyan, time ka na eh. ..|.. ..|..

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Based Dutdut

My older relatives gonna receive their additional P1000 SSS pension.

Yellowcucks are so fucking useless

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Daily reminder that majority of criminals in this country are bisayan in origin.

Is Alice a filthy Bisaya or a purified Ilongga?

Step up your game yelllowcucks/plebbiturds

For every happening dutiti always wins.

>>69734785
ulol pisteng yawa

marcoshit destroyed this country. lurlurzon people are thief people

>>69734889
Alice?

>>69734952
memenose-chan

>>69734939
you luzon people are fucking stupid,,, just sayin

>>69734969
I thought she was Malaysian.

>>69734706
Kek, I thought its not gonna happen anymore

>>69735005
Silly boy

>>69734939
Marcocucks need to try harder

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/594932/news/nation/bangko-sentral-fb-document-used-in-plunder-raps-vs-noy-and-co-is-fake


Follow the money trial there's a reason why dutdut doesn't want us to see those bank accounts

>>69734976
and redditurd is composed of luzon english teachers and call center agents LMAO i quit after month of visiting reddit because lurlurzon people tries way toohard and will reprimand you for not speaking proper grammer

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Ching chang chong motherland namba wann gooks fankui chu whi dam son when?

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>>69734889
She will have bleached children thanks to the White Man's Burden

>>69734706
Now I feel the same way that Indonesian was felling about his taxes going to stupid people


>Starting May 2017, the contribution rate will be increased by 1.5 percent to 12.5 percent, bringing the contribution range to P15 to P740, Presidential Spokesman Ernesto Abella said.

More tax collecting more price hikes seems like that 13 month pay will be all for nothing now

>>69735141
She is with me now. Sorry guys

>>69735063
>>69735063
>will reprimand you for not speaking proper grammer

Nothing wrong with that tho
So bisayans can't into English top kek

politics pa more bayot

>>69732732
>>69732702
>>69732673
What the fuck? Tell me you edited these.

>>69735222
Check the officla Facebook account of the pnp

I really don't understand why people easily believe Thinking Pinoy considering that site is a known Marcos lapdog site. Even Bulletin thinks they're a legit source. If it was the NBI who would say such things maybe it would have made sense, but this smells like some kind of conspiracy with the end result being a President Bongbong.

>>69735059
Also I'm disappointed that the cases against Binay seemed to have stopped after the election. He and his entire family deserve to go to jail.

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>>69734706
>>69735169
>diligently pay for your contribution
>some socialist makes an uneducated promise to raise benefits
>finds out it's a fantasy
>decides to rise contribution rate 8x the size just to """full fill""" a shallow promise
socialism at its best, I can see the economy slowing down now thanks to these incompetent buffoons. Enjoy that P1000 extra your relatives get because they'll have to pay more and now the electricity price will go up and the best the government can do is do nothing.

>>69735252
>socialism
>I can see the economy slowing down now thanks to these incompetent buffoons.
You sure are sure about that. Care to present evidence on your claims?

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>>69735287
Binay /ourguy/ did nothing wrong.

>>69735222
>reverse image search


politics pa bayot pulpol na utak mo

>>69735287
That's actually the more accurate outcome of this than dutdut being outs by Leni

LP is not the majority they don't have the funds that why they are asking for support in the international community to stop marcos shits

Bongbong's Evil Plan
>be Bongbong
>be friends with the President
>have family pay justices to have daddy buried
>try to have Leni unseated so that I can be Vice President
>convince Rody to feign sickness and resign from the presidency
>I'm president now
>I'll recover all of our family's lost wealth and power
Ito ang totoong Plan B.

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>>69735287
>the opposition plotting the downfall of government
>by organizing rallies
I'm pretty disappointed by how benign the whole thing is. Isn't that what they do anyway? Today's opposition is tomorrow's government. In countries like the UK, the PM is berated by the opposition everytime in Parliament, most of the time they just bantz it off in the end.

It's not like she's plotting to shoot the President or anything. Everyone is just falling for the media and Thinking Pinoy's clickb8, I bet they're swimming in wing wangs right now thanks to /pol/tards who get a conspiracy boner over this.

>>69735216
>enlgihs
>when you can just use the language of tagalog or flipino as imperalist lurlurzon calls it
>cant even speak tagalog in proper manner
>justify use of english by inventing taglish
>buttmad when someone doesnt understand a grammar that their country doesnt speak

lol

>>69725610
S-sauce?

>>69735169
Yhank
Bayan Muna Cong Karlos Ysagani Zarate, Neri Colmenares
And Makabayan bloc

For pushing for this to happen

Talk about relief now and suffer later

>>69735456
Tbf dutdut has always been consistent about stepping down for him and if we federalize early

>>69735456
Plan C is killing yourself

>>69735465
If we are talking about red dit they are actually very anti Tagalog

While illiterate bisayans jump on the opportunity to bash.

Seriously are bisayan can't into proper english and are mad if they get corrected?

>>69735609
more like anti-comon sence and intelligence


LOL reddit pa more

>>69735514
Have they said anything about the tax hikes? Or are they still in hiding?

>>69735632
Just make a thread there about how you hate taglish and Tagalog should be developed
Get ready to be eaten alive

>>69735458
Also that doesn't make sense considering at least officially the LP supports Dutdut and the people who used to rally in the past (the progressives) are Dutdut's allies so I don't think such a plan is going to work. P-Noy and friends know it since they know how popular Dutdut is and any attempt to unseat him will ruin, not improve, their reputation.

>>69735458
For that matter, I used to read Joe America but considering his pro-LP tendencies if for example he was the source of any anti-Dutdut conspiracies I would also take him with a grain of salt. The problem with Philippine media is that they're too biased; either too pro-Dutdut or too anti-Dutdut.

>>69735449
>>69735547
If it was Bongbong who was VP I actually think I would be more worried for Duts and the possibility of him being ousted since it's well-known that Bongbong wants to be President; by contrast, Leni isn't really presidential material and she knows it.

>>69735680
There are talks about sugar which is in 98% of everything here and beauty products now everyone is going to look like shit kek

And Of course fuel its always the fuel

>>69735730
Why aren't they rallying? I thought they hated high prices?

>>69735750
Soon maybe at the end quarter of the year when its fully realized

>>69735465
Taglish is basically slang tier by the rich and tryhard its not recognized officially

I doubt bisayans can casually talk about trigonometry without using English words

>>69735750
>>69735933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WavDUB3p0g8

Yellowcucks are really GAGO

>>69736045
>>>/getrealphilippines/
>>>/"thinking"pinoy

>>69736080
>this is coming from a literal cuck
Top kek

Who is the most popular Indonesian singer at the moment?

>>69735750
Maybe other will groups do
Like anakbayan

>>69736445
Anakbayan and Bayan Muna are part of the same organization IIRC.

>>69735700
The bullshit leaks actual talks more about helping to stopping Marcos

And of course marcocucks went apeshit on facebook

As if opposition for dutdut is not already given and should be

>>69736393
Rich Chinkga

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>tripfag
>/a/ crossboarder
>pul/pol/itics
>probably some unifag memer


I finally found something who's literally worse than reddit

>>69736538
You're butthurt tirades here are literally worst than reddit tbf

>>69736393
Ayu Tingting

>>69736538
>implying I post in /pol/ or uni sites

>>69736538
Sounds like me

You okay, flipboi??

there was an earthquake

>>69736538
Really makes you think

>>69736721
I didn't feel anything
a-are you okay?

>>69736538
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>69736393
Andhika

>>69737184
well the news said there was 7.3 ricther shaking at philippines

>>69737253
Weird, I did not feel anything earlier.

me too

mummy hired a new maid,there goes my privacy

>>69737253
Which part though?

>>69737317
how long until the maid turn into your personal sex slave?

>>69737330
south east part

>>69737317
Are you going to let her tell you bedtime stories while stroking your 3inch cock?

Whats with all the impostors?

>>69737336
no. I'd much rather have you

>>69737360
only daddy gives me back massages from time to time

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>>69737490
gay m8, i am not malesbian

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>>69737464

>>69737253
Its in the Celebes sea in Mindanao
Zamboanga is the most affected

>>69737508
shucks...
shot down yet again

>>69737513
Oh hello. Let us sing an anisong

>>69738011
Soshite kono sora akaku somete~
Mata kuru toki kono mi de susumu dake~

It's time to stop impersonating me faggots

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What does /asean/ think of these two cuties? Do you even know who they are?

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>when the only fun character dies in your fav show
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

>>69738191
fucking shit

>>69738214
Stop watching porn

>>69738191
who dat be?

>>69738248
>implying I am not on no fap since November
YOU stop watching porn

>>69738271
Mami Kawada and Maon Kurosaki, two Japanese musicians known for their work in anime. Both of them have been to Malaysia by the way (sadly Kawada has retired).

>>69738274
I'll stop watching porn if YOU stop watching porn

>>69738308
get a gf so you stop watching porn
i recommend it

>>69738304
>Maon
She looks different

>>69738327
Will I get Mami Kawada?

>>69738327
Why do I need a gf
I don't want extra expenses
Fuck you don't you even plot about making me bankrupt

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>>69738353
Do you know her? I posted her as the OP pic of an /asean/ thread before.

>>69738394
Anon she already retired and disappeared from the public eye, and given she's almost 40, good luck winning her.

putang ina nyo ang kokorny ng trips nyo, ayus ayusin nyo nga ang buhay nyo mga ulol

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>>69737464

Fuck you I'm namefagging and you will never be able to stop me

Konosuba S2 airing tomorrow


The biggest disappointment of my most hyped show awaits me.

>>69738558
I'll be disappointed if S2 doesn't have enough Chris.

>>69739034
Your life is disappointment

>>69739034
It will animate until 6th or 7th volume right? Then Eris would less appear then. Except it will end in 8th volume since it's basically Eris arc [spoiler]with Megumi confession at the end of arc.[/spoiler]

>>69739155
>Megumi

literally WHO

Mami Kawada is a bitch.

Mami Kawada can't sing.

Mami Kawada uses autotune.

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>>69739616
>>69739630
>>69739645
Well, the last post is true but not the first two.

Mami Kawada lip sync on stage.

Mami Kawada songs are all the same.

Mami Kawada only has one fan.

>>69739668
Untrue. She doesn't sing that well live, and I saw her live and I can tell with the vocal quality that she really was singing. If she were lipsynching her voice would sound perfect instead of sounding tired.

>>69739678
Have you even listened to any of them?

>>69739698
Her final concert sold out in minutes. A venue with a capacity of 3,000 selling out in minutes is not a concert for someone with only one fan.

What is it with flips and their /lat/-tier shitposting?

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>Some flip soap opera
>Girl starting spewing jap words for around 10 sec

>>69739917
What show would that be?

>tagalog
LMAO

>>69735141
Hey, I recognize that uniform. Lemme ask my unifag friends, maybe I can get info on memenose

>>69739949
dunno the title airing now on gma

>Bisaya
YUCK

>>69739243
I mean megumin

>>69739917
>>69739949
Fucking weebs

[spoiler]pls teach me ur weebooness lmao[/spoiler]

half flip americuck here
America sucks if i were to move to the Philippines what could i do for work?

>>69740559
Try modelling or acting. Halfies go quite far in the entertainment industry here.

>>69740559
are you a male or female(boy)?

>>69740559
Just move to Malaysia or Singapore

Seriously if you already think america suck then we have nothing for you

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>>69740559
english teacher

>>69739719
So she is a bad singer

>>69741008
How?

>>69740559
>>69740963
this

>>69741058
she is a sellout

>>69740963
>>69740559
teach the bisayafags how2engrish lmao

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>>69740963
hug?

>>69741088
How is she a sell-out?

om tilelet om

om titit om

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>>69741120
yes please
it's been so rainy and cold

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Any cowsluts here?

>>69742041
bakahime is the name

>>69742041
How rude

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>>69742215
I like being rude.

>>69742215
I want to milk you.

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>Filipinas are already ugly
>Tax beauty products

>We should push for vanity tax because that is what we call tax on luxury. Ordinary people and hardworking employees should not carry the burden of paying higher taxes,” he said. “Instead we should take a second look of people engaging in vanity.”

Mami Kawada is just a shit Kanako Itou.

>>69740638
ulgy and fat
>>69740879
male
>>69740889
been there last year. It was based

>>69742275
>>69742545
I am not a cow. Stop this at once

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>>69742743
But it's fun to tease you.

>>69742694
Fuck you they're both good. The difference is that one went to the Philippines and the other did not.

>>69742829
It isn't fun to me

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>>69742598

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>>69742980
what if I call you cute too?

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>>69742980
Okay. I'll stop for now.

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>>69743044
No. You must post tiddies

>>69743058
Yes. Good boy

>>69742598
Those are literally the same people

>>69742899
the one that did not go to the philippines is shit

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i wanna go clubbing at ZOUK

>>69743524
How did you know Kanako went here?

>>69743736
i didn't
lmao

>>69743673
kys normalfag

>>69743673
Boo. Boring. Play with your dildo

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>>69743917
>>69743923
drunk and dancing is better!

>>69744051
Yes. Make you drunk and rape you

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Even the weakest team has to throw their pride away and willing to get BLACKED.

Tfw our local apehoop program will truly be a league of apes by next decade.

>>69744051
Cow is going to rape you, moo!

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>>69743923
How about you play with your OWN dildo

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i call polis

>>69744216
Call polis? You probably want it

>>69744152
Haha funny T_T

>>69744183
No. I lewd play with him and you

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>>69744341
But there's two of us and only one of you.

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>>69744384
No matter. More fun for all of us

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>>69744451
Pffft. As if you can dom two people at once.

Sakurahimoo

>>69744614
I can

>>69744671
Stop this now

>>69744102
Would you have prefferd if they were all white or chinks

Top kek

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>>69744712
Try to dom me, then.

Go ahead.

>driving test today
>already paid duit kopi
>confirm pass
>first test is up hill test
>try to fail it as fast as possible
>purposely forget my seat belt
>officer warns me about it instead of kicking me out the car
>go up hill
>need to do uphill start
>purposely fail it by dropping down handbrake and letting the car roll backwards
>officer stops me and gives me tips on how to get pass

>parking test next
>straight away ram car through divider
>gets called to get out from car
>"adik saye tolong kau, jangan cakap dengan kawan kau ah"
>gets a pass
thanks for reading my blog

>>69744883
Wtf you gay

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>>69744982
That's what i thought.

>>69744896
Enjoy your accident.

>>69745071
Gay desu

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>>69744829
Jeff Chan is literally /ourguy/

Chinks can drop the meme 3s

>>69745634
CHINKED!
Lol

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>>69745734
Go to sleep Jose.
Report to me by 8:30am later.

>>69745634
The PBA should reform itself. Unless Ginebra is playing the attendance at games is hilariously embarrassing. Even UAAP games (especially on weekend) have higher attendances than most PBA games.

>>69744896
>adik saye tolong kau, jangan cakap dengan kawan kau ah
What did he mean by this?

>>69746133
What do you think?

>>69745634
Now this is a sellout

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>>69746133
>>69744896
>adik

>>69746171
>my little brother helped you, don't tell your friend about it
Is it like that? Find it weird with "ah" though since I always use "ah" as for telling that you're disappointed, regret, confused, and disagree.

>>69746645
No he forgot to put a comma after "Adik".

>>69746708
So,
>bro, I helped you, (please) don't tell your friend about it
Like that?

>>69746744
Bingo

>>69746133
javanese master race

If fiat money might end up being useless

What shall I do with lets say I got $2M if I sell all my assets.

>>69747080
open a karaoke bar and sing alone everynight with passerby can see you at the window

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>>69745882
it's much more convenient to watch at home
I wouldn't want to be surrounded by strangers and have the possibility of having to converse with one

>>69747142
Other than more land grabbing / opening business asset collection.

What are other options.

I wonder if I can just ran away from Philippines taking all my shekels and start a new life in Australia / New Zealand / America.

Anyone knows the process?

Denmark?

ulol

>>69745071
Can I assert my phallus into your vaginal cavity?

>>69747080
>fiat money
>being replaced by anything

>>69747780
you have to pay tax to bring all that money

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>>69753815
how about you pay me for being lewd?

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bump

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>>69757780
fucking degenerate

this thread is the representation of what happens if you let luzoner pinoys take over asean.

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>populist socialist president
>very popular with voters due to policy to remove a certan ill in society
>wants to make an offensive on Abu Sayyaf
>has a female VP
>VP is from the opposition party who is business friendly
>VP has strong academic background on economics
>VP is a graduate of UP
where have I seen this before? hmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efMu7TCG0nI

>>69761452
So no more butthurt paid Facebook pro dutdut bullshit tirades?

>>69762926
>VP is from opposition party
This is what i dont understand from flip politic, how the fuck government can execute a program when their president and their VP have their own political agenda.

>>69763403
VP doesn't have any department or agency to run unless the President gives her any. The previous admin was generous giving the opposition VP an agency, this one is pretty paranoid though.

>>69763471
I still dont understand whats flip VP job. What stopping the VP to talk shit about the president and his program in public.

>>69763652
>What stopping the VP to talk shit about the president and his program in public
because she'll end up like the former Secretary of Justice being accused of protecting drug lords because she started sniffing around the President's judicial killings. It's nothing new tb.h, previous admins relate their critics to criminals if they talk too much shit about them.

>>69763471
The weird thing is that he wasn't that paranoid initially and the problems only seemed to have begun when Bongbong and his family started asserting his influence on Rody. If anything, Leni and Rody are just victims and puppets of the Marcoses' evil plans.

>>69763652
Consitutional sparetire, and also doing things that the Prez is unable to do due to other priorities (i.e. visiting foreign countries). Leni's job is somewhat similar to Mikey's except Leni isn't Senate President.

>>69763712
Yea thats what i mean by having their own political agenda.
Instead of working together looking solid in the eye of foreign investor, its okay for VP to disagree with president program and attacking his program on every turn.

One of my children in the Philippines was killed because he was dealing drugs :(

>>69764366
>its okay for VP to disagree with president program
that how it works, you don't know if that investor is really good for the country
and we are not a hive mind

>attacking his program on every turn.
not every program is good, they too can attack the VP agenda

>>69764366
Actually from what I know it's not always been like that. Binay was solidly pro P-Noy until the election season while Leni only really criticized Duts regarding the death penalty and the burial issue, but other than that she mostly left him alone. Really a shame that drones tend to exaggerate anything for the sake of clicks.

>>69764522
Its just weird when a government doesnt have one voice on their decision. It looks shaky when a president can be attacked by the parliament and also by his own government official.

>>69764839
>government doesn't have one voice on their decision
its normal

unless its North Korea dictatorship

>It looks shaky when a president can be attacked by the parliament and also by his own government official.
as if they don't attack too

>>69764839
It's called a check-and-balance anon. You're going to see it in the US more often once Don is in power. Also we don't have a parliamentary system (where the legislative and the executive branches are essentially the same branch), we have a presidential system where the legislative and executive branches are separate and checks each other's powers.

>>69764914
>its normal
What? Where else do you find that a country have separate election on their president and VP?
President and government official can have different voice but they should talk about it on their own cabinet meeting and not to become a public consumption.
All the government decision should be followed by all official, and if some of them dont like it they should resign.

>>69764943
In modern politics check and balance is legislative job. Both President and VP are executive, and parliement is legislative.
Its not VP job to oppose President, because VP is part of executive official government.
How come a VP can help a president program if they dont have a same vision. A VP shouldnt call him/herself a government if he/she cant support the president.

>>69765340
>separate election on their president and VP?
its not a separate election

>President and government official can have different voice but they should talk about it on their own cabinet meeting and not to become a public consumption.
All the government decision should be followed by all official, and if some of them dont like it they should resign.

they do actually it doesn't mean someone cannot oppose it


>Its not VP job to oppose President, because VP is part of executive official government.
How come a VP can help a president program if they dont have a same vision. A VP shouldn't call him/herself a government if he/she cant support the president.

its the VPs job to replace the president its really not her job to be yes man either they can oppse whatever they want to
the VP can only have a say if he is given a position to the cabinet

>>69765340
>How come a VP can help a president program if they dont have a same vision

why would you help someone or a program in particular that you disagree with especially if you are not required too

lets say the president wants Mindanao to be given to he Muslims rebel leaders cause of muh history and muh invaders
I really doubt that will not be opposed or atleast I hope so

>>69753815
what % are usually the taxes

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>>69764447
Are you Jose or Tyrone

>>69765512
>>69765628
>its not separate election
yeah separate voting whatever.

>>69765628
What i'm saying is when the winning presidential candidate comes from one party and the winning vice presidential candidate comes from opposition party, the best that can be hoped for is a coalition of convenience not coalition of commitment. And its not efficient.
The oppositions place are in legislative, not in the executive itself.

>>69765340
>How come a VP can help a president program if they dont have a same vision. A VP shouldnt call him/herself a government if he/she cant support the president.


the VP doesn't really have that much say and effect on a program whether he supports or disagree with it unless he is part of the cabinet.
a literal spare tire if the president croaks

he can have his own programs but like everyone else its has to go through the same gov process with a bit more budget

>>69765867
>yeah separate voting whatever.

you mean if the president won we get to bring his chosen VP
I think its only fair they we get to choose who should replace him if he dies

>What i'm saying is when the winning presidential candidate comes from one party and the winning vice presidential candidate comes from opposition party.

sometimes that not always the case, its not always black and white here Poe is not from duterte's party but she seem to be okay whit some of his program

I bet of the tables were turned and Roxas and Cayetano won shill will be celebrating that rule of choosing our own VP


>And its not efficient.The oppositions place are in legislative, not in the executive itself.
see>>69765960

>>69766084
Yes, single-ticket instead of split-ticket election will make executive more solid.
There is also a guarantee that VP will continue president program in case he dies because they have same vision.

>>69766333
>VP will continue president program in case he dies because they have same vision.

sometimes those programs are shit and ineffective
and it will take alot of time to change some of those since they have to go through the gov process

Again if its a program to give up Mindanao a 'non solid" executive might come in handy

maganadang tanghali mga qt

lol

https://www.merdeka.com/peristiwa/dibalik-batalnya-tayangan-ilc-bertema-makar.html

>>69768092
lol

Dead thread

>>69769185
matches my personality

>>69769185
you are death to me

Oh god i love mash potatoes they are so goooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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>Kaskus is netral gan

Hahahahahaha

Hahahahahaha

>>69769669
agreed,they're a much better side dish than fries

>>69769669
try the baked potatoes and the sald too, it's suprisingly good

What are some good mamak food for dinner?

>>69769980
a local dish called madik

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Dead thread.

>>69770973
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME PUNK

Hahahaha

>>69771001
What's funny?

Getting sleepy.

New thread
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>>69764366
Nothing wrong with that, I think we call it a "democracy".

>>69739949
I didn't know Mami Kawada Lover is a flip.
This explains so much.