/brit/

im here
im first
get used to it

fuk cara

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took this quiz

do I not belong here?

jackanackanory

indians and chinese out

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tights?

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pondering an ol' 'cide

Got £20 & free delivery off a £60 ocado order lads what should i get

1 gbp for 1 usd

nth for craven

morning lads

Super or Mega

want to buy a drum kit on amazon. i already have a guitar and a midi keyboard. if i got a bass guitar and become able to sing i'll be a one man band haha

how do i stop myself from going on insane 2 day cocaine fueled benders with no sleep every weekend? it's costing me a lot of money and i've got to get arrested eventually with some of the idiotic shit i've been up to

>>69710210
no

>>69710285
FOY

>>69710279
Stop buying cocaine
Worked for me haha
I'm currently 9 days clean

>hear footsteps behind you
>a man in a ski mask smashes you in the face with a baseball bat
>you wake up and see this http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482289648835.webm

what do you do?

>>69710279
just stop doing cocaine

>>69710279
dude just smoke weed its good

>Left uni
>Couldn't get a job for seven months, emailed my CV around, asked to intern for free, all sorts, nobody would even take me on
>Managed to get a job at a big name company for a year with a relatively okay title
>Got made redundant so started looking for a new job
>Invited to four out of five interviews for jobs I've applied for since

I honestly thought the 'getting the first job is the hardest' thing was a meme

>>69710279
do speed instead

it lasts longer and is cheaper

>>69710305
What's yanky about that

finished the rough design of my guillotine lads

it's all on paper right now but I'm hoping to make a model in solid works. I based the design on the historical one but using diy materials you can get from b&q.

>>69710309
is this hardcore henry

>>69710309
ask her to touch my willy

>>69710279
Haha this is what I did and my life went to shit when everything caught up with me.

Good luck lmao

>>69710279

buy enough to get fucked for a night and thats it

easier said than done when you run out and every cell in your body is telling you to ring your guy for more

>>69710309
I'VE GOT A BLACK SKI MASK BUT I DON'T SKI

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This girl is absolutely gagging for a smash. Should I?

>>69710298
yes

>>69710321
Uni is a completely different setting to the workplace. Education does NOT prepare you for the real world. How many times in your former job did you have to spend months memorising random information?

>>69710367
nah

>>69710309
take out my small willy and wait for ridicule

>>69710367
benis in anus

>>69710346
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM

>>69710377
hmm

>>69710367
That's a male baby

the gf splitting up with me
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483611354935.webm

>>69710367
ah yes carolyn petit

>>69710333
Yanks love those stupid "memes"

>>69710321
it's hard if you don't have a degree and don't want to do something completely shit

since a lot more people have degrees nowadays it's sort of made it necessary for people to get a degree

>>69710392
what a waste of a cool video

>>69710418
petit in name only

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483902289604.webm
literally fucking crying

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>>69710312
>>69710308
i try but it's SO tempting. at least i never do it during the week that's a plus right?

>>69710392
>the weekend
shall definitely not be watching this nigger video

feel like you're not qualified as a real person until you've had relationships and sex lads

>>69710404
maybe

>>69710430
Alternative theory: since everyone has a degree now, you don't actually need a degree

>>69710454
trilogy is great stuff m8

>>69710443
I never noticed them kissing at the start

>>69710379
Not at all, I barely used anything I learnt at uni, but it took me like a month to get up to speed with my job and after that it was fine.

Why nobody would give me a chance seems ridiculous.

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Turns out I'm not actually British

http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2013/01/personality-quiz-could-you-pass-for-british

>>69710443
ah yes

modern britain

>>69710454
fedora.png

Need a paki gf

I can go three days of no masturbation before my willy tingles at almost anything

My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline

>>69710443
>he throws the cigarette away
>his mate picks it up and keeps smoking it
howling

>>69710367
>girl

>>69710448
how bad are your comedowns

old school man heard jacks got a box

it's magic mushroom season but i haven't been able to find any because it hasn't rained enough

>>69710484
Costs money to train the new blood lad

>>69710443
is this scotland or just northern english?

>>69710549
shit without valium to knock me out. with valium or xanax i sleep for ages and wake up groggy but ok

>>69710571
northern england. I think maybe lancashire but i can't be certain

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>gf hasn't spoken to me for 5 days now

slightly disconcerting lads

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>YOU CUM ON SCARLETT SAGE'S CUTE LITTLE HAND

I'm I the only one who thinks that British people look like Eastern Europeans??

>>69710599
FONT

millennial woes got doxxed and some scottish newspaper is putting him on the front page haha

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>>69710465
>NEET logic

>>69710443
>>69710482
i hear its become more and more common for "straight" guys in britain to kiss their friends. something like its because they're emulating football players who kiss after matches, and like 60% of young boys do it

>>69710556

but anon the powers that be said you're not allowed to possess that particular mushroom. you should only be allowed government sanctioned states of consciousness

>>69710647
bit gay

>>69710596
preston or somewhere in that area if I had to guess

>>69710482
it's like the ancient romans lad

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>but anon the powers that be said you're not allowed to possess that particular mushroom. you should only be allowed government sanctioned states of consciousness

>>69710654
fuck the police

>>69710670
Why go for preston?
sheffield is a shithole too you know

>>69710599
sorry mate we'll be done in a bit haha ta xx

You can't learn Japanese.

Lad at work resigned today cos he was told the only reason he had the job was because of ethnic quotas. lel

>>69710496
something really fucking pisses me off about american's view of brits as being twee runts who speak like a sherlock episode and drink lots of tea
pisses me off even more when brits think that that's what being british is

>>69710705
preston is a massive shithole

want to have crazed fangirls like this who put my memorabilia in their vaginas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0uEVzNPvi8

>>69710465

since everyone has a degree now, you need at least a masters just to avoid your CV being instabinned. best off getting a PhD.

>>69710717
haven't seen that image in forever

Recognise.

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608

>>69710670
>preston

lol no. wrong accent

pumped out a wank but felt very little if any enjoyment

starting to worry there might be something wrong, the only time i've had issues like this before for longer than two weeks was when i was on antidepressants

>>69710761
This disturbing meme has got to be one of the most horrid things I have ever seen. How many phobic traits can one person have?

>>69710771
preston doesn't have any distinct accent

>>69710718

yeah that happened

nigger bum willy fart

>>69710571
>>69710596
>>69710670
>>69710705
>>69710771
it's clearly fucking leeds/yorkshire

men kiss eachother on the lips

I want to hug theresa may, such a cute person to look at.

>>69710791
moran

>>69710761
people who become so passionate about their local area are gay

>>69710496
>go to take quiz
>asks for gender,age, race
>put white in for race
>fail test immediately

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>>69710496
>this fucking britboo shit
The only good thing about Anglophenia is the qt in the videos

off to the gym lads

want owt?

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>>69710496
>http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2013/01/personality-quiz-could-you-pass-for-british

Bloody stupid test, just throwing in a load of badly used slang
Although it did acknowledge that i am British

>>69710840

yorkshire people are the worst for it. god knows what they're so proud of

>>69710824
Want to smell her revolting, rotting teeth being hammered and pushed from their sockets and out her mouth by a seemingly endless torrent of vomit as I force my cock down her throat desu

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the honey moon period of getting an e-reader for Christmas has passed
pages per day going down rapidly

>>69710185
what quiz is that?

g'an to bed
hope i don't wake

>>69710867
Why you here Yankee??

>>69710913
Sweet dreams.

>>69710892
go on..

How does the Government think they will tackle the stigma of mental health when those in the psych hospitals are ripping the piss out of each other?

can never get my dick up on coke

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Holy shit. Brits say "zed" for the letter z?

http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=do-you-use-american-british-words_2

why is weed illegal lads?

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>>69710888
because Yorkshire is paradise you daft twat

>>69710962
FOY

>>69710892
Such a nasty person you are, very nasty...

>>69710962
yes

>>69710978
tobacco lobbying, corruption and racism

>>69710962
Yes
You use "Zeeeee'

>>69710912
some autism quiz

installing oblivion lads

i just wanked to ss auschwitz camp guard, irma grese. thoughts on this lads?

>>69710998
Did not know that

>>69710888
Yes, I suppose pakis like you that abandoned your home nation cannot possibly understand that some have an attachment to the area they are from.

>bought an rc helicopter off amazon yesterday
>got it this morning about 10am
>been sitting on the floor flying it around all day

ahh yes, my life

>>69711055
me in the light blue

>>69711055
ah yes the north west of england

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>>69710924
For your women

British goddesses that is, not Dutch lanklettes

>>69710981

Pretty much this, Yorkshire has a looks like an idealised version of Northern Europe and is inhabited by Nords

>>69710978
It's only illegal in your egg, sausage and baked beans country

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>>69711055
>there are parts of the arctic that get more sun than scotland

>>69711066
hahaha
why does everyone who uses full punctuation post such angry boring stuff?

Should I go to Jordan/Egypt or Easter Island/Chile

the cost will be roughly the same

>>69711094
why do you dickheads not have the princes flag as your flag

it's infinitely better

>>69711055
the falklands are truly british

>>69711071
p l y m o u t h
l
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m
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u
t
h

>>69711084
British females are ugly as fuck, with their big foreheads, dark eyebrows.

>>69710978
To piss off hippies i suppose
And drugs caused a lot of problems in the 19th century

>>69711084
excellent

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>start new job
>almost the only Irish person there, everybody is Russian, Polish and Lithuanian and can hardly speak any english

>>69711171
>weed
>a drug
mate...

>>69711026
wew

>>69711055
Lime green is truly the best 2bh

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>>69710981
>because Yorksheer is paradise you daft twot

>>69711093
>inhabited by Nords
no wonder its so full of benders

>>69711133
So is tasmania

>>69711189
>celts
>blue eyes

umm no sweetie

Lads, a yank actually, seriously and unironically called me a mongrel.

Don't know how to feel. Unsure if I can muster the amount of pity I feel he deserves.

>>69711180
where you workin la?
also romanians are the worst, much worse than poles and lithuanians

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So true xxx

the /pol/ warlock who goes by styx says if russia, the US, france, and britain allied, they'd be able to conquer the world. is that true?

amazing how my shitty life now would be like living like a king 100 years ago

>>69711223

A shit factory

>>69711211
um yes sweetie
Ireland has one of the highest rates of blue/green eyes in Europe

got called a cornhusker at the farmer's market

>>69711235
>not Warburtons

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>1/3 of the exam on material covered for 20 minutes in the final lecture

AHHH YES

>>69711235
probably because she spends all her cash on makeup, hair products and clothes

>>69711235
can do it from here tbf, not much more expensive than going from the UK to the continent
>tfw an endless sea of asian women gagging for white cock less than $500 away
>can't bring myself to do it

It's my birthday lads.
I am 25.

>>69711296
This would have probably been me if I knew any girls

>>69711307
happy birthday battyman

>>69711235
I earn a shitty £15k but could easily book a trip to California given a months notice. It's a little thing called saving money and not spending it on shit every week

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It should be no surprise that most people, most of the time, are controlled more by the older reptilian-mammalian circuits than by the human semantic (rational) circuit, or that the semantic circuit is so easily be perverted into false logics (bigotries, intolerant ideologies, fanaticisms of all sorts) when the bio-survival circuit signals threat to life or the emotional circuit flashes threat to status.

Whoever can scare people enough (produce bio-survival anxiety) can sell them quickly on any verbal map that seems to give them relief, i.e., cure the anxiety.

By frightening people with Hell and then offering them Salvation, the most ignorant or crooked individuals can "sell" a whole system of thought that cannot bear two minutes of rational analysis. And any domesticated primate alpha male, however cruel or crooked, can rally the primate tribe behind him by howling that a rival alpha male is about to lead his gang in an attack on this habitat.

Whatever threatens loss of status, and whatever invades one's "space" (including one's ideological "head space"), is a threat to the average domesticated primate. Thus, if a poor man has one status prop in his life—"I'm a white man, not a goddam nigger" or "I'm normal, not a goddam faggot" or whatever—any attempt to preach tolerance, common humanity, relativism, etc. is not processed through the semantic circuit but through the emotional circuit, and is rejected as an attack on status (ego, social role).

>>69711296
not even a bad lookin chap, shame he's so terminally beta

>>69711307
god help you

got some toasted thyme seeds from me indian coworker, does wonders for me bloated belly lads ngl

>>69711306
it costs about 40 quid to get a return to the continent la

>>69711235
literally planning a spontaneous trip to jordan right now ahaha

tired of seeing miss helsinki jokes. old already

why is /brit/ the best general of int?

>>69711235

thailand is a runt destination

>>69711354
probably got laid for it later

>>69711248
What, how?
Do you have stables with 100 horses?
A palace ?
50 servants to attend to your every need?
A holiday yacht?
A hunting lodge togo shooting and drinking with your friends?


The only kings you live better that are shitty polynesian or Sub-saharan African ones 500 years ago

bullshitted my way into a job fixing computers even though i've never fixed a computer in my life

>>69711371
key is in the title

>>69711343
really made me think desu

>>69711371
i am in it, that's why. ngl

>>69711367
telling mummy may

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why dont they just swim around the fence

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>complains about punctuation
>uses punctuation

Fucking STATE of pakis.

>>69711262

>Ireland
>Celtic

nice meme

>>69711367
>jordan
*notifies FBI*

>>69711418
you can see that woman's breasts through her shirt

>>69711382
excellent post

So many runts going on about how SE Asia is a life changing experience...just seems to be a hipsters paradise

>>69711371
Our diversity is our strength xx

>>69710816
I was thinking they were scousers

>>69711449
>what is a whore state of mind

>>69711415

trained border sharks

Crikey imagine going to jail because you accidentally served nuts to someone with weak genes and they died

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>>69711248

>>69711427
the cultures been erased but the descendants of those people are still here. The Angels, the Saxons, the Nords all interbred. They didn't outright genocide the natives

>>69711358
Its a bit more of a distance from somewhere like sydney to bangkok la, cost difference isn't too bad if you factor that in

>>69711449
probably been x-rayed by some autist with photoshop

>>69711382
Its fun if you just go in expecting a nice little holiday with beaches and cheap stuff.

If you go in expecting it to be enlightening or life changing than you're an idiot.

I loved my time in thailand. Rented a motorbike and stayed at hostels by myself meeting people and traveling a bit with them. Ended up making life long friends from it that I visited in Germany this year.

>>69711477
scousers don't do those bent haircuts or kiss eachother on the lips

anyone here tried modafinil?

>>69711465

I would probably visit Burma tbf

thailand is for 19 year old aussie twats and old nonces

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>>69711412
>>69711443
*runs you over with my camel*

nothing personnel, kid x

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>>69711529
doesn't work if you are already to smart apparently

>>69711531
Literally all of Asia is 19 year old aussies on gap year/schoolies and nonces mate

hate to break it to you, SEA is our Europe

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May is trying to make already horrible thing as painful as possible

>>69711398
Fantastic post

Also 100 years ago Kings were living in palaces like Versailles, Buckingham, The Winter Palace etc.... seems to me like the lad isn't historically conscious

who would win lads

a couple of good irish lads up for some banter with outdated weaponry (celtic genes)

or the most elite british soldiers of all time, frequently the subject of british circlejerking (anglo genes)

hint: the former won :^)

gonna buy a hip flask, i like the idea of being able to get pissed as a parrot at a moment's notice

>>69711559
>>>69711443 (You)
OMG!!!! my first (You) for the day, tanks la. xx

>>69711574
genuinely do not care

>>69711608
buy cocaine

>>69711515

Celts were bred out completely, the whole notion of "Celt" was only brought into fashion again by the Victorians

>>69711574
shes a big girl

>>69711415
That's a lot further out than you think. Even if they could swim how would they bring their possessions and children?

celtic is a culture not genetic
you cannot deny this

>>69711608
>1 hip flash worth of whiskey
>pissed as a parrot

hmmm

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>>69711529
>has a sulfur and an amine

must smell terrible

>>69711595
the super army soldiers were dead in europe

>>69711574
she only wanted the snoopers charter
everything else doesn't matter

>Sadiq Khan: 'Zero days of public transport strikes if I am elected Mayor'

can't wait for whitey to be bred out

>>69711632
speed>cocaine

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>>69711609
no broblem :DDDDDD

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>>69711235
>Be me
>Live with parents so no expenses
>Get student grants
>Go to Japan each year
>Placement year comes
>Work for a year while living on my own
>Make only £14k but don't spend on stupid shit
>Save £6k by literally shitposting on 4chan all day instead of drinking and partying
>Go for 2 months long trip around Hong Kong, Macau, Taiwan, Okinawa and mainland Japan

It ain't that difficult desu. Going to Japan again this summer.

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>>69711706
then what happens?

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>>69711634
>Celts were bred out completely
"no"

>"Celt" was only brought into fashion again by the Victorians
maybe in the UK. We had the celtic revival over here.

white is a language group not genetic

>>69711708
nah

>>69711720

>All that money wasted on trips to Japan

>>69711730
superhuman race or white intelligence and black physique

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>>69711695

why do people act that when the currency drops a bit everything is fucked forever

people need to chill the fuck out

>>69711708
speed doesn't make you feel fucking fantastic though like cocaine it just makes you feel fucking wired

>>69711634
Fucking unbelievably ignorant post.

Londonistan

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>>69711706

what a utopia that will be

>not picked up a barbell for almost a full month
ah yes, the runt life

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>>69711781
agreed, my northern brother

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>>69711760
>not wasting money to spend a month each year in Japan
>not turboweebing for literally 30 days straight
you are missing out m8.
Pic related. Me having fun.

>>69711845
women love bbc confirmed

>>69711845
me on the right

>>69711859
i spend all my money and drugs and prostitutes because i'm a real man and not a fucking bender who likes fucking childrens cartoons and associated bollocks

>>69711859
pathetic existence

>>69711902
runt

>>69711845
How does pornhub identity the gender of the user? Not everyone who uses the site will have am account.

>>69711899
fuck you

>>69711845
step mommy

might move to Mars; what are the house prices like up there?

>>69711845
Why are men's taste so close to incestuous

>>69711859
>Pic related. Me having fun.
state

>>69711930
jesus christ. cut that disgusting 4skin

>>69711805
speed is useful for helping you work hard and thus make more money

cocaine is useful for raping your bank account

>>69711934
google analytics or something along those lines

>>69711938
FOY

>>69711939
cheaper than england probably

celtic is an ideology, like coca cola

>>69711939
theyre astronomical m8 :^)

>>69711957
jew/arab spottted

>>69711706
i checked into this and its very unlikely. In all countries with highly mixed populations it doesn't happen UNLESS the indigenous group is tiny, even then its not a guarantee. The overall number of each decreases as the mixed group increases, but the mixed group itself is not homogenous in any way.

*raids the coast*

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>tfw oedipus complex at 21

>>69711930
Are you done submitting reposts?

Where do I get one of these genetics tests done?

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my 'burb

>>69711957
lol dicklet

>>69712069
ancestry

>>69712069
ancestry dna, it's pretty cool. I found out i'm pretty much genetically identical to a frenchman, im more mainland european than i am english.

>>69712069
what type? If its the ancestery ones dont bother as the data is largely very big guesses on their part and takes nothing extra into account.

is it better to wank 3 times a day without porn or once every 3 days to porn

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>>69712101
Near my house

>>69712142
>once every 3 days to porn

>pissed as a parrot

>>69712142
imagination wanks are worse than porn wanks

>>69712125

what other ones are there?

will they use local or general anaesthetic for cutting a tumour out of my calf muscle?

I'm terrified of revealing my power level after seeing that video

Have you ever met lord voldemort? He lives in the UK right?

>>69712150
nice

>>69712119
I sent mine in on Dec 28. Still says it hasn't arrived

>>69712185
>local

>>69712185
local most likely don't see why they would use general

>>69712205
yeah works at my local chipper

>>69712185
8g of ket straight up the shitter

>>69712205
he owns a house near leeds

>>69712185
probably general
i desperately dont want to go on general anaesthetic cos i'll without doubt say something i shouldn't.
good luck with the surgery la x

just got yelled at by an estonian for my lack of geographic knowledge of Africa and central Asia

>>69711977

>>69712184
i was wondering whether you wanted ancestry or medical genetics tested. there are 2 main ancestor testing companies and their data has been questioned a few times over the years, one of them puts out advertorials in the mail and telegraph disguised as stories to drum up business.

>>69712185
depends how big it is, or how far it's embedded

if it's small and near the surface, local
anything else, general

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lacking motivation to do any uni work, will instead stalk this colossal titted slag's insta and post them in here.

imagine if you said something like "i love children. i am a paedophile but nobody knows. i wank to children" under the influence of anesthetic.

wonder if they'd do anything

Anyone?
https://discord.gg/CUzz3

>>69712281
not the op but I'd want medical

>>69712305
>>69712305
thx lad

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>>69712360
no probs friend.

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>got bf1 for christmas
>finally got around to downloading it
>42gb
>8 mb/sec
>1 hour 40 minutes

what a time to be alive. i remember when i was about 14 in 2005 we used to to leave the computer on all night to download 2 gb and it often still wasn't done in the morning lmao

>>69712314
who knows
terrified of anaesthetic desu

>>69712351
see ya doc for that, they will know kosher testing places BUT a general test for lots of things will be expensive, for specific looking for one gene (related to X illness say) a lot cheaper.

How often do you lads think about suicide?

>>69711845
whats with all that step mom/sister shite

>>69712369
wonder what the world would be like without knockers

>>69712425
about once every other day

>>69712314
eh, wouldn't matter to me since I'm not a nonce....would hate to let slip my foot fetish though.Even more terrifying would be to reveal my web of lies from over the years

>>69712419
never

Imagine waking up mid-surgery and you couldn't scream

>>69712476
FONYT

>>69712419
i dont

>>69712376

took me a week to download spiderman off kazaalite

>>69712466
what web of lies

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>>69712496
>tfw normal

>>69712185
depends on the surgeon as well as the problem, some like to do people who are under some dont mind a local if asked. I asked for a local last year on an op but the surgeon was all Nah mate. that said after waking up from the anaesthetic I did feel awesomely good for a few weeks, like it had cleared my mind of shit.

dont know why this cunt is so worried about anesthetic

ive done it multiple times and I never said anything weird or creepy. I was just out of it and couldn't believe that the surgery was ever done.

Its not like a truth serum lol

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the 'ger

>>69712425
porn addicts need constant novelty and new stimulation so they wank to taboo stuff like that

>>69712415
fantastic, well I may possibly have a very rare form of genetically linked Alzheimer's so I could knock out two birdos with one stonio

>>69711591
He does live in Australia, everyone they know lives in a yank-box

>>69712507
there were good things about the old days though. remember when you could get a keygen for any game going and literally never had to spend any money

think I'm gay lads

>>69712376
took me 10 hours to download witcher 3 the other day

>>69712531
I'm terrible at trying to keep still though

>open up /his/
>see this >>>/his/2196963

>>69712511
general deceits and lies to avoid familial arguments and general stress

>>69712537
not him but onetime when I was a kid I had 2 teeth removed and they used gas to knock me out

apparently I was unconscious for like 90 min longer than I was supposed to be and could have died, If I ever had to get general anaesthetic I would be pretty nervous about not waking back up

>>69712537
>so worried about anesthetic
ignorance is bliss.webm.tar.gz

>>69712551
read some books on it, A Brief History of All of Us has some good general info on how gene tests work or have a look on the net for test relating to the perticular gene. Doc is best bet first though, you might get it free if they think there may be a risk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfKVKmqzCIs