a genie grants you mastery of 2 languages what do you pick

>>69706869
Chinese and polish

>>69706869
Finnish and Russian

>>69706869
Hebrew and Amharic

>>69706869
Spanish and Russian. One for practical use in my area and the other for when I go to Russia.

Japanese (not a weeb, I'm really curious about japanese culture) and Mandarin, for the monies.

I love french, but I think I can learn by myself.

>>69706869
Chinese and Spanish

German and Russian

Japanese and Russian.
Even though the only reasonnable answer is obviously english and Chinese.

>>69706869
English and Chinese (To be an excelent writer and math master)

>>69706869
Latin and Ancient Greek

>>69707103
French and Russian

Chinese and Russian

>>69706869
sumerian and latin

>>69707386
grandpa?

>>69706869

But I already speak 5.

Idk, Mandarin and Portuguese I guess, covering my bases in case the HUEs get their shit together and become relevant.

>>69707402
Is it you, my virgin grandsissy?

>>69707525
how did you learn that many?

Thai.......for a thing....

>>69706959
why

>>69707886

Grew up in a bilingual home (Swedish and Finnish), learned English from first grade like everyone else here, then took both German and French as electives from 7th grade onwards.

>>69708114
based, how old are you? do you use some of those languages for work?

>>69706869
Only need Chinese.
I already know most global languages and can learn the few I dont. Maybe also Latin for fun.

>>69708114
>then took both German and French as electives from 7th grade onwards.
So you don't actually speak them, you just pretend to because you "studied" them.

>>69708184

Finnish has been useful, I work in IT and since the Nordic cunts is pretty much one market most companies have offices in Finland as well, or dealings with Finnish companies, so I tended to be assigned stuff to do with that.

i want to learn islamic

>>69708298

For French, a bit yeah. German not so much, I worked in Berlin for 3 years so I learned to speak it quite well.

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>>69708334

Also, I'm 28.

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>>69706869
Chinese and Hebrew.

Would need to refresh my memory on German since we had some classes in school; Russian would not be hard to learn (not talking about mastering those two, just enough to communicate properly).

>>69707929
https://youtu.be/_UD4_m_XHB4

Japanese and Korean. They're just the most pain in the ass languages I can think of that I also wouldn't mind knowing.

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Japanese and arabic

>>69708522
is this true pole?

Mandarin and hebrew

Chinese and Arabic, all the other relevant languages are easy to learn if the need comes

>>69706869
japanese and arabic

japanese because I like japan and arabic because I hate muslims and must be able to communicate with them when I'll be appointed as a torturer during the great religious war.

>>69706869
日本語 と pýccкий

>>69706869
Japanese and Korean, because I'm a filthy disgusting weeb who also watches Korean stuff sometimes.

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Japanese and English so I can survive translating porn

>>69706869
Russia
Mandarin

romance languages would be less difficult to learn than those

>>69706869
Spanish and Russian

I can then later on use Russian to learn languages like Polish or Serbocroatian

>>69706869
Chinese and Japanese

>>69706869
Chinese and English i guess.

lmaoing at all those worthless neets itt who want to irrelevant languages like russian or japanese

Japanese and German.
Because I'm a weeb and German because it sounds nice.

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>>69707079
>not a weeb I'm just curious!

German and Hungarian because I find these languages cool

>>69706869
English and German

German and Mandarin.

Chinese and English.

>>69706869
SQL and R
>hello 30k pay rise

Tamil and Arabic

>>69706869
Standard Chinese and Arab. Chinese because the chinks are taking over the world, Arab so I can watch ISIS propaganda without subtitles.

>>69706869
Mandarin and Japanese, cuz we wanna became their asian bros.
But I also wanna learn French, there is so many god tier french literature.

Latin and Esperanto.

French and German.
I'm tempted to go for Japanese or some other asian language too spread it out but I'm sure I'll meet more Germans and Frenchmen than Japs and Chinese.

>>69706869
Arabic and either nip/chink. All the other ones I want to learn feel like they're within my grasp if I put the time in.

>>69706869
Russian and Arabic

Already got French, Japanese, and English

Then I self teach Spanish, German, and Chinese

Then I can be a lonely aspy in 8 languages.

French and English for a proper accent instead of my Finnish ralli english accent

>>69711538
I head French is the language for cool cats and big dick ballers in Japan, is that true?
Are you proficient in French?

Finnish and German

french and spanish

figure that + english covers thr most ground worldwide

Russian and Japanese
German is easy enough for an English speaker to learn the hard way
Those two are definitely fucking not
And I am getting tired of subtitles

>>69710832
Sok sikert a nyelvünk tanulásában barátom!

Japanese and Russian.

German and Spanish

French and Korean

>>69706869
Russian and Chinese.
Russian for when I move to Russia when shit hits the fan and Chinese for its general usefulness.

Chinese and Arabic, because they're the hardest to learn.

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>>69711680
kys

>>69713458
Lel angry kääbik. Gimme cheap booze.

if you don't pick a programming language you're retarded

i'll take python

if i had to do a spoken language give me german

Mandarin and maybe german,but I'm already halfway there with german so I don't know.

french and italian

>>69713672
i take that back, french and swedish, i want to marry a swedish hot man

islamic, jewish, and brazilian maybe Canadian AS WELL

French and C++ (and I mean the entire fucking C++ standard from inception to C++17)

>>69713822
>C++17
SAME BRUV I WANNA BE AN OOP WIZARD

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>>69713382
so much love for russian <3 cпacибo дpyзья

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I want to learn Czech
For a thing....

>>69713995
You don't need Czech for that
Only money, and not being ugly

>>69706869
Mandarin and Russian, to get the hardest ones out of the way.

French and German.

>>69714136
>Russian
>Hard
Non-slavic plebs

German and French

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>not mastering two dead, historical languages, so you can jot down dictionary and grammatical entries every so often for easy $$$

Chinese (not knowledgeable of which version is better) and Japanese.

Most other places generally suck less at English than Asians do and I could handle learning a romance language on my own.

Japanese is probably a meme choice though, but I'm not sure what I'd substitute it with either.