Hey guys im in an urgent need of Magyar/Hungarian memes, if you have some please dump them here
>>69705443
>>69705443
>>69705443
another
When I get home (30 min approx.) I will dump you all my shit, just keep the thread alive and dont post romanian propaganda.
>>69705443
dont have any but this is the one mentions them
>implying our memes are for sale
A foreigner can't handle them power
>>69705443
>>69706151
>>69706249
>>69705443
I've always wondered, why are Hungarians so quiet on /int/?
I mean, apparently their general seems to always run out at a very fast pace, it looks much faster than some other generals, and yet i really rarely see them on other threads. Wtf is this. They are the most enigmatic users on here.
>>69706394
I'd say we are mostly only attracted to threads that are directly mention us or are directly related to us
>>69706249
>
>>69706394
>apparently their general seems to always run out at a very fast pace
it isn't really that fast
>i really rarely see them on other threads
dunno why
>>69706604
I'm not part of you. I'm more interested in American and Euro politics and social backgrounds incl their crappy internet dramas so dont know much about the threads you are mentioning.
This is a thing on pretty much every thread. You can barely see the flag even on a thread about Eastern Euro.
>>69706832
>>69706961
Please give me more answers. This Hungarian matter is probably the most curious thing I've got here. I'm deadly serious. And your general looks the most mysterious yet fun. What is that "kurva anyátok". Why is there always a fruit that is very simple?
>>69707160
"we" as in Hungarians, I'm Hungarian
>>69707527
wew Its pretty surprising. Thank you so much for replying:).
You guys are very interesting to me, since only you have been doing it on /int/
kurva édes anyátokat, és csodálkoztok bazdmeg hogy egy magyar se ír a szégyenteljes mocskos fonalaitokba, szarházi banda
hello hungary, what is hungary like? It is of interest as my grandfather is immigrant from it.
That's all banter btw. Hungary is fine.
>>69708201
xdxdxddxd MIVAN PETYA ELGURULT XD
>>69705443
I love Hungary, keep em coming boys!
>>69709266
Ahhahahaahah ching chong gook long dong
>>69709119
looks like hungarians are really quiet that much to me. their quietness has even reached the point where it makes them unique and adorable.
>>69709119
this pic is extremely accurate (except i've never met an Estonian feeling pic related). could be added the turks coming with their turáni stuff.
>>69707160
I, as someone behind a hungarian proxy is a reliable source of intel, will help you out
>The generals mainly consist of 5-6 "frequent" and a dozen "lazy" posters
>The general is maily about sticking out. Hence the "Kurva anyátok" which is both aimed at those in the thread and all who browse int
>The image with the guy in the doctors outfit is a meme which originated from the hungarian 4chan clone "lohere(clover and a funny pun on horseballs ló - horse, here - testicles)". The image pictures the founder of the hungarian site. Who tried to stay anonymous, but thanks to the nature of the ".hu" domain registration process his identity was revealed. Shitposting began with his face photoshopped acompanying text that somehow incorporated scat fetish into into it.
Otherwise the generals main theme is usually shitposting banter in hungarian.
>>69710290
yep, thats extremely inaccurate. why do you lie on the internet?
>>69710421
Well then what is the truth then
(pic related)
>>69705443
>>69710290
Thanks man. This is very precious and informative.
>The general is maily about sticking out.
LMAOing I didnt expect this.
>>69710421
I havent totally bought into it but anyway, you guys have always stuck to the general with your language, so, aside from the accuracy, it still interests me.
>>69711402
why dont you just come to us? usually if you dont come with the intention to shitpost and gather a few (You)-s, and we made sure you are alright and magyarfriend, we tend to anwer your questions.
Not gonna lie, we have a few members whom it does not matter what your intentions are, gonna spam MENY INEN etc. but most of us are alright and open.
I like collecting gyppos
here, take this gyppo, its one of my rarest ones
he calls himself Hitler :D
>>69711658
awesome hobby you have, friend.
>>69708201
>csodalkoztok
>szégyenteljes
>>69711816
what seems to be the problem, friendo?
>>69711864
hungarian
b-beautiful language
>>69711888
Well trips confirm it
>>69711888
it's not supposed to beautiful. it's harsh and strong, yet very describing and gives you as much freedom to express yourself as you wouldn't get from english, not even from german (i speak both)
>>69711980
tell me more
>>69712036
what would you like to know?
>>69711402
Most of the negative attitude come from the general state of the country... and the attitude of the disillusioned lower-middle class, still in education (university), unemployed youth
>>69712072
this freedom to express yourself
Tell us more about Hungary
>>69712136
well, i can pick a few things. i would mention the huge vocabulity, i mean really huge, for one thing we tend to have 10 or more slightly different word, which allows you to express yourself suited to your mindstate, "style", surrounding enviroment etc. the other thing is what i would highlight is the fact that it's an agglutinating langunge, and this is the reason you see fuck-ass long words. we can express with one word the tense, person, whether it is conditionate or indicative and so on, you get it. Compact if you ask me, probably a huge pain in the ass who would like to learn it.
There is not a strong word order how to structure a sentence, there are of course basic rules but it's usually up to you which thing is more important than the other and you want that to come first.
well these are that came to my mind this quick, but probably others cound add to this more
>>69712136
Basically this tbqhfamalam
>>69705742
Transylvania and székelyföld are not interchangeable you dummy
>>69707872
It's a fucking dictionary,so funny
Amúgy grat.
Kiadtatok egy csomó nemzeti titkot a rekes külföldieknek.
>>69712153
well it has a giant overgrown capital city that acts as economical/infrastructure/political/tourism capitol of the whole country. Most of our neighbors (countries) hate us and vice-versa.
According to them sometimes we are "hungarianized slavs" othertimes "gypsies" and "country-less".
The only slavic country that likes us is Poland and the feeling is mutual.
We usually have a weekly bout with the EU about something. The goverment doesn't side with the EU with crucial questions and the EU hates the way the country is run.
If you are planing a short trip to Hungary the capitol is the way to go (sadly), but if you do have time you could travel to many historical sites.
>>69712614
one of my favourites
>>69705443
Hungarian grammar is the most known meme.
>Nouns have a large number of cases (up to 18, depending on definition)
>Half of the 18 cases express a combination of the source-location-target and surface-inside-proximity ternary distinctions
>Hungarian has no prepositions; instead, it uses case suffixes and postpositions.
the magyar cool story bro (old meme i know)
>>69712852
Also its a genderless language. Hungarians who start to learn english usually mess up the "he/she" stuff and hilarity can ensue. Hungarians who start to learn german are mostly driven mad by the fact THAT THINGS HAVE GENDERS.
>>69713041
Wew, it's really weird
>>69713093
Kérlek posztold a szupercsapatosat!
>hun,szkíta,etruszk,ősgepida jövőnk méltó letéteménsesei
Azon mindig szarrá röhögöm magam
>>69713145
der Band - volume
das Band - connection, bond
die Band - musical band
yep, fuck tone of sense, wouldn't been easier to make new words, naaaah hansi this gonna do just well
>>69713201
az nincs lementve csak a munkahelyi gépen
>Romanians get absolutely trashed by the Austria Hungarian empire, whose army was at its worst after being demolished by the Brusilov offensive because they were stuck up cunts with a superiority complex for basically invading Bulgaria with little to no resistance in the second Balkan war
>From some fucking reason I can't even understand, they gave Hungarians half of Transylvania and fight along Hungarians in the second world war
>"hurr we defeated u"
Absolute scum.
>>69712491
alright.
>>69713354
very extensive history knowledge you have there, wanna share more with us with your overwhelming intelligence?
try to vocaroo it
>>69713435
now i feel offended
>>69713201
>>69713588
why
>>69713558
Not really, sorry.
>>69705841
>t. romanian dishwasher
>>69713651
you sounded like you gave zero fuck about what i made time to share with you
>>69713665
not really a surprise, wouldnt expect more from your uneducated kind
>>69713725
what did you expect ? more questions ?
>>69713761
Rude and I don't even know why you're mad at me.
>>69713639
ez unirónikusan igaz
>>69711605
>why dont you just come to us?
I usually dont go to any general. Joining into people circlejerking with their native language isnt as easy as it sounds and what I want to do. If there are some sticky oldfags including regular foreign visitors, even more. There you cant have an opposite argument or something new to have a discussion, and once you get treated like shit, in most cases, you are gonna be ignored by all in the end. Though, there's another reason to not go there that its better to not get into a country so much to keep being objective to it.
>>69712128
Pretty sure its more or less the same as every other general. You guys are still unique and probably the meekest on /int/ tho, as I mentioned, IMO.
>>69713877
geee i dont know, maybe it has someting to do with those hot facts you just thought would add some more spice here, ending your mumbling with a heart warming "absolute scum"
>>69713970
Érted is amit leírt egyébként, vagy mire vagy így kiakadva?
>>69713572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqvqZ29vcd
>>69713970
>implikálni hogy a románok nem elemi szinten,az utolsó elektronig gyökerek
>implikálni hogy érdemelnek bármit az ólmon és a kemencén kívül
>implikálni hogy nem vagy buzi
>>69713970
kussolj már te balfasz, a románokat szidta
>>69714096
>>69714124
>>69714146
phu bazd teljesen félreértettem. ok ezt lenyelem
>>69713877
sry I misunderstand you, my bad, you are alright.
How racist is Hungary?
Why people say they are gypsies?
How do you call gopniks there?
>>69714310
1. Well, a long time ago they decided that jokes about jews niggers and whatnot are too racist so now they joke abou Scotland
2. Beacuse it's true
3. No idea
>>69714310
>How racist is Hungary?
like the other countries in eastern europe
>Why people say they are gypsies?
They don't they only call us mongols, but I've seen some romanian calling us gypsies which is quite ironic
here is a meme for you
FUCK HUNGRY
>>69714391
PURE SLOVAK GENES
>>69714522
You jealous, Mongol?
>>69714654
sure thing, you mongoloid rapebaby
>>69714717
STOP BULLY YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER
>>69714310
>>69714310
>How slovak is slovakia
Its mostly made up of brainwashed czechs, hungarians and ukrainians.
>Why people say they have no history?
Well the country just gained its independence in '92 which makes me older and more achived.
>How do you call gopniks there?
Tot people. Which comes from the german word for dead.
>>69706300
>That whip
I used to have a real Hungarian whip, quality stuff.
>>69714771
>Made up
>No history
What is Grand Morava? Who is Svätopluk?
>>69715038
Yes it is
https://hajduszoboszlo.hu/en/rendezvenyek/oevbucsuztato-szilveszteri-csergetes
Does Hungarian have diminutives?
What's the most played videogame in Hungary?
>>69705443
>>69715148
>Hütyürüm pütyürüm nagy morávia!!!4!4'!
Fazekasság
>>69706934
I've read a booklet from the catholic printing press from the 1930. Apparently there was a lot of support for the Hungarians here after trianon. A lot of young Hungarians came here to be anointed priest. There were also many sympathy movements in close collaboration with Hungary, just after WW I people accepted Hungarian refugee families out of inter-catholic sympathy.
Funny thing is that the booklet was written by a young Hungarian aspiring priest who walked to Flanders to study to become a priest here, by the father who supported his family after WW I. It was 1932 and when walking through Germany he slept for free at the Hitlerjugend offices in every village and city he went to. Apparently Hitlerjugend provided that to all German and by extention international nat-soc youths. He had no cash so he told them he was member of the Hungarian NS party, which did not exist, but they let him in anyway.
>>69715277
1.Yes, here have some examples:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_diminutives_by_language#Hungarian
2. dunno might lookup some steam charts
>>69715164
So, you chased back Turks Jan Hus style, just making a lot of noise. Nitra had a a blacksmith throwing boulders at them.
Only available in made up language thoug
hhttps://sk.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dom_kanonika_Gregu%C5%A1ku#Socha_Atlanta_.28Corgo.C5.88.29
>>69715480
>boulder in the middle of the fucking great plains
>>69715480
What I meant was:
We only had tools for herding boulders were not an option.
>>69715148
Its great morvoria not great Slovakia
>>69714522
>posting gypsy as representation of average slovak
Hmmm
>>69714771
It gained independence in 1935, not sure why you count willingly joining Czechoslovakia as losing independence?
>>69715898
Historical name is unknown actually.
And name is pretty irrelevant. Land of Arpad wasnt called Magyarorszag either
Where in Hungary is Szabadka. My great grandfather is from there
>>69716038
HUNGÁRIA WAS IT'S NAME INFIDEL
>>69716079
>not knowing own history
Sad!
>>69716038
The supposed capital is in morvoria.
>>69716071
Vojvodina
>>69716071
>Where in Hungary
Can't tell if troll, but;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subotica
>>69716133
I dont see what are you trying to say.
>>69716103
ofc its called Pannonia, i was just testing you fellow countryman. We are gonna unite again, dont be afraid fellow friend
>>69716133
>morvoria
wut?
The more I get to know Hungary, the more I like it.
It's pretty similar, but also very different. That makes it interesting.
Budapest is beautiful.
>>69716566
t. Tamas Borbely
>>69716566
y-you too
>>69716566
of course you like it, we lived together for centuries. all the fucking hate is only relatively recent.
Are Hungarians really just Turkicised Slavs?
>>69716442
You should know about it you guys are neighbors
>>69716266
Why would i be a troll. My great grandfather always said he was from there.
>>69716642
are there any scientific evidence that New Zealand actually exist?
>>69716385
Remember the last time you tried to pull this off? You only got like 10 not complete shit-tier cities and a girl got shot for singing Hej Slovaci
>>69716642
more like germanised slavs with uralic language
>>69716743
It's Moravia, dumb yank.
>>69716632
I never fell for this nationalism meme desu.
>>69716845
Who cares you still know what i meant
>>69716818
>singing Hej Slovaci
>get shot
Deserved
>>69716818
noo, this time it will be for real brother!
>>69716845
me neither.
>Who are you, who dont know your history
Of course, know your history, but an intelligent people see through it. Should use it to learn from it, not making the same dumb mistakes over and over again, blinded by pride or delusions.
>>69716923
IIRC it happened like this:
>magyar nazis claim clay
>all citizens of clay are magyar, no exception
>Slovaci: jebať let's sing Hej slovaci at Christmas mass
>Magyars angry start shooting at crows
>qt gets KIA
Fast forward Christmas 2016
>LSNS comes to town get qt's grave renovated
And thats the history of my shithole of a town
nothing personal kid
>>69713041
Turks have the same problem.
>>69712945
this is obvious proganda
as a french we also say to your health or to our health but our words don't agglomerate
we also say cin cin the equivalent of cheers
>>69713572
Is this a village where Jas people live?
>>69717874
jas
x
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So when are you guys going to reclaim your lands
>>69718151
Tomorrow. Some of you guys are cool. Dont go to school tomorrow.
>>69717874
There are a number of villages and towns, they start with Jász-
>>69718134
>>69718248
based Alans
>>69718205
Well when the eu collapses and you yuros descend on each other again you'll have a descent chance
>>69707225
not even a meme, almost all from there are true.
>>69712741
that reminds me of how my Grandmother and her sister would talk to each other.
They were give my mom the shakes, and my stepdad a nervous breakdown, they thought the two of them were threatening each other or spitting death curses or opening a portal in diablo.
>>69713763
and now we see why french have te "rude" stereotype
>>69719998
RIGHT?.... NOT JUST ME BEEING HYPERSENSITIVE, RIGHT? god, thank you.
>>69719973
HUNGARIAN IS AN ALFA LANGUAGE. A.L.F.A.
>>69720190
nah,i would get mad too
>>69720190
my granny's family were hungarian. I've posted on /int/ and /pol and /k/ about how she hated gypsies, and shot a couple when they tried to break in after she broke one of thier family members skull earlier that day when they tried to do that roofing tar scam back in the early 1970's.
she was straight gangster. I had seen her go toe to toe with mafiosi, a great big russian guy that she headbutted into submission (she weighed like 115 pounds and was 5'6), and tore the hair out of a greek guys chest along with his gold chains when he sold us a shitty pizza.
she was like a IRL and toned down version of revvy from black lagoon. I also have never met anyone that smoked as much as she did. she would go through 7 packs/day during the holidays.
>>69720458
Your grandmother was A FUCKING ALFA.
LOVE THAT. LOVE THAT VERY MUCH.
>>69720538
Grandma Cathy never gave a fuck, she fought bikers with a cast iron frying pan, 3 chinese old ladies and then threatened to sodomize them and pimp them out to the niggers in union city, the estonians in new brunswick, and the russians to fingerbang to death and had the local hungarian-american association living in mortal terror. she only got that hard from being married to my grandfather who beat the fuck out of her from day one. supposedly she was a sweet girl who grew up in the depression era and had a hard upbringing but never let anything get her down and loved life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian%E2%80%93Romanian_War
This triggers the huns
>>69720730
after all this i only have one question
are you proud of your TRUE ALFA heritage MY DEAR SON? I FUCKIN WOULD BE
>>69720812
I strive to be the grandson worthy of her memory.
>>69720855
What do you do to achieve her alfaness? Have you eaten a filthy romanian alive? That would be fuckin alfa if you ask MEE
>>69714522
Potionseller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions
>>69721027
>>69720911
well i grew a manly magyar mustache and chased off actual gyspies with my bow, after eating ghoulas and drinking that wretched as fuck plum booze my cousin eric made from the old family recipe. I also practiced fighting as a kid against groups of random eastern yuropeans and even walked off a broken leg, till i passed out in my front yard.
my mom asked me how it happened, and i said " from kicking ass". my grandmother was so proud. then she smacked me, and told me to stop being a faggot, because real men dont have their bones broken, they break bones.
I also dated a polish girl.
>>69721188
okey you got the badge my blood. STAY ALFA
I could, but I won't.
Suck a dick.
t. lohere oldfag
>>69705443
braise dengri :DDD
>>69721374
yep, true alfa. cant be denied.
awful thread
>>69710290
wrong
wrong
right
Radu please evaluate your life, this is getting really pathetic
>>69721338
wow my fellow alfa male that was true alfa tell me more pls
>>69713970
>being this FUCKING retarded
>>69721784
What do you expect from a bozgor?
>>69706394
our general is simply amazing, we have no reason to be elsewhere.
>>69720762
Are Kurtos hungarians?
>>69715398
>He had no cash so he told them he was member of the Hungarian NS party, which did not exist, but they let him in anyway.
Sounds like something a Hungarian would do.
>>69721932
see >>69707225
But in short, we call the bozgors "kurtos" just like everyone calls sandniggers "kebabs"
>>69711888
>>69711816
Megszentségteleníthetetlenségeskedéseitekért
Someone post the töpörödöt törpördögöket one, haven't seen it in ages
>>69721919
I find it interesting that Slovak language has no slur for Hungarians, like bozgor in Romanian, in spite of our historical enmity.
>>69722132
What are you waiting for then?
>>69721027
Pálinka is the strongest potion
>>69722197
Of course it is, we invented it
>>69721919
kek
Well meme'd friend ;-)
*sniff* *sniff*
Yeah thats it. I smell romanians. Here we go again.
>>69722366
Are they riding horses on your streets again? Told them to stop that, they wake up the crybabies!
>>69722288
Well you surely didn't invent the technique of distillation. Neither did you invent the glorious törkölypálinka, except if you're a Székely, in which case egészségedre koma ;-)
>>69722468
>romanian cavalry
>>69722468
>Romanian cavalry
They are Romanians on horses, not a real cavalry
>>69722601
>winning romanian cavalry
>>69722664
enough to beat you subhumans tho
>>69722709
A bunch of drunk hipsters would easily beat the starving and battered Hungarian army after WWI. And we still rekted Slovakia.
>>69722868
>The new government was proclaimed the Hungarian Soviet Republic, and promised equality and social justice.
You should be tankful we saved you all from becoming SJWs but instead you mock us.
One day my hun friend we'll come back to kick your asses again, just you wait for our mega gigantic copper robot to be finished.
>>69722963
thanks radu
you gave me a few good keks before sleep
goodnight
>>69722709
>Hurr I should totally take pride in that one time we won against a country that went through 4 years of total war
>meanwhile we couldn't get any significant gains when they were 2 and a half years through the same total war with an army in shambles, getting our asses kicked back to Moldavia and having our capital and sea access occupied due to our own arrogance
Reminder. Get fucked.
>>69722468
B T F O
T
F
O
>>69723010
goodnight radu, sleep comfy
>>69723073
t. #1 favela historian
god we are awful people
>>69723217
The Brazilian told the truth though and now you are known for gypsies and orphan sex slaves
>>69722468
are we riding on rightful hungarian clay again?
June 16 1982.
Never forget, Hungary.
Worst defeat in the history of the WC (although Brazil's is probably more humilliating).
https://youtu.be/9H19nJMwFB0
>>69723719
and computer fraud! dont you dare deny them their number #1 place they rightfully stole.
god bless you little draculas