Daily reminder that your ancestors will never be vikings and

WE

>WE WUZ KINGS
>WE KINGS
>VI KINGS
>VIKINGS

File: kurwa.jpg (81KB, 960x728px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 960x728px

My ancestors were Hussars, even better

But Vikings were literally the niggers of their day

Not to mention that Vikings lost a fuckton of battles, and ended up all adopting christianity like the good little serfs they are.

Even if you're obsessed with the whole "muh strong warriors" gimmick, you'd be much better off praising the Mongols than the Vikings. At least the Mongols actually dominated the world's best armies for many decades (instead of just looting monasteries).

>>69704850
The swedish vikings didn't mainly raid english monastaries. We founded russia and fought real and worthy opponents while serving the byzantine empire

>>69704850
Raiding monastries was just extended self defense at the time
Don't forget the blood court.

>>69704737

Don't tell me what my ancestors were faggot.
I'm sure I have some Varangian blood in me.

>>69704982
Fair enough, maybe the Swedish ones were different

But the Norwegian and Danish ones are so ridiculously overglorified.

>>69705145
Only on the mothers side though :^)

>>69705183
Rurik the Varangian was a N1c1 man though

>>69704982
>we founded russia
so, can russia into nordic?

>Founded Russia, which would come to cuck all of Eastern Europe
>Founded Normandy, which would come to cuck all of Western Europe
>Goths already cucked all of Southern Europe centuries earlier

I think the only people on the planet without Viking heritage are east asians.

>>69705183
yeah we east boys grab that pussy

>>69705200
Yes of course, your country is cold as well and you have like 10000% similar culture as us

>>69705213
Rapebabies don't count. Scandinavians are the only pure blooded Vikings on earth

File: vikingpepe.jpg (111KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1920x1080px

>muh unarmed monks
England had plenty of kingdoms with well developed armies, equipment and organization and vikings conquered the whole country.

>>69705183

Varangians founded towns on Ladoga shores. Their descendants became Karelian-Finnish but the blood never left.
My father looks nothing like people from Savo. It has got to be Varangian blood.

>>69705330
I bet you wear a thors hammer around your neck like a good cuckboy

>>69705302
Genes don't care if they spread by rape or consensual sex. Keep that in mind for the coming decades.

>>69705415
Okay

File: Winged Hussies.png (280KB, 393x952px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 393x952px

>>69704823
What did he mean by this?

>retard swede makes viking thread
>finns come

WHY?!

>>69705560

WE

>>69705560
Whats wrong with viking threads?

File: 1483437919775.jpg (22KB, 266x351px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 266x351px

>>69705585
THE NORMAL PEOPLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE

>>69705312
>the whole country
'no'

>be Vikangz
>daily gay orgy is over
>"it's time to attack Europeans!"
>kill monks, priests and unarmed peasants
>the army arrives
>may_Odin_have_mercy_on_us_all.futhark

>>69705312
And it's not like the Monks were any innocent for that part. Many probably got a kick from torturing heathens and heretics to death.

>>69705585
WUZ

>>69705683
>be french
>get wrecked so hard by gays who can only defeat unarmed peasants that you give them a great deal of land
The white flags of france flew proud that day

>mfw my ancestors are celts, romans, germanics, jews, berbers, arabs, phoencians, greeks, vikings and iberians

You'll never be a full adaptable man like me.
I can live in any enviroinment

>>69705683
>>69705698

>>69705736
Greatest rapebaby i've seen on 4chan
R A P E B A B Y
A
P
E
B
A
B
Y

>>69705733
more like
>be french
>constantly buttfuck those nordic losers (except when the kings go full autism)
>start getting really pissed off
>"okay, we give you this small duchy but now, you must respect our authority and defend the kingdom"
>the idiots accept
>they sometimes try to chimp out (muh England)
>BUT IN THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEND, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>69705786
It means i also have the genes of the strongest warriors since i don't have the seeds of the one who was cucked

File: 33461224346.jpg (43KB, 600x363px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x363px

>>69705809
>french education

>>69705903
Not an argument, nordicuck.

>>69705891
Whatever floats your boat, rapebaby

File: 1386831637217.jpg (128KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 500x333px

>>69705963
>making up excuses for giving your own land to invaders is an argument
french education

File: le smug frog.png (16KB, 420x420px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 420x420px

>>69706046
btw, what's your excuse for giving your own land to Swedes and Russians?

>>69706122
Losing wars

>>69706159
You fucked Russians so easily...

>>69705511
Winged hussars? More like winged pussies hahahahah

They are the filthiest of all Allah’s creatures: they do not purify themselves after excreting or urinating or wash themselves when in a state of ritual impurity after coitus and do not even wash their hands after food.

>"Bloodangel"
>implying Vikings believed in angels

File: Jeanne d'Arc.jpg (310KB, 750x1000px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 750x1000px

>>69705733
>Be Vikuck
>Try to fight the new Masters of Europe aka the French
>They BTFO you so badly that you choose to not battle with them anymore and instead raid PACIFIC AND UNHARMED MONKS AND PEASANTS
>Continue to do that until the French decide to listen to you
>They give you some shitty swamp to inhabit
>WE WUZ WIKANGZ N SHEIT
>Attack and conquer England
>WE WUZ SUPRIMZ WIKANGZ TIME TO REMOVE BAGUETTES
>Get BTFO ETERNALLY BY AN ENVOY SENT BY GOD after trying during A HUNDRED YEARS TO CONQUER FRANCE
>No a bunch of cucks in the far-north and some wage slaves in France

Wikangz are so mighty !!!

File: Alfred the Great.jpg (82KB, 551x1024px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 551x1024px

>>69704737
No but in the end we were superior to the """"vikings""""

>>69704850
>Not to mention that Vikings lost a fuckton of battles, and ended up all adopting christianity like the good little serfs they are.

This is true. They saw that the Anglo-Saxons were all powerful and had to copy them and be like their true heroes.

File: danish kings.png (350KB, 1705x1167px) Image search: [Google]

350KB, 1705x1167px

>>69705644

>>69713360
Actually Constantinople, england was an irrelevant shithole losing to every invader until the 18th century.

brian boru will sort them out

File: HMS Victory5.jpg (2MB, 3072x2048px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3072x2048px

>>69713627
>losing to every invader until the 18th century.

>>69713627
Is this Sweden's greatest historian at work here.

>>69704737
Vikanks so stronk your heritage is a territory where sun only rises for 3 hours a day.

>>69704737

What's wrong with rape babies?

File: 1481389190269.jpg (21KB, 427x427px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 427x427px

>>69713803
>he lives on a latitude where the sun even rises

lol what a wuss

>>69713803
R A R E
A
R
E

>>69704737
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish%E2%80%93Novgorodian_Wars

File: 1472519853426.jpg (14KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 250x250px

>>69713924

File: image.jpg (139KB, 800x1125px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 800x1125px

This is prince of vikings, Canute the Great, by japs.
Would you bang?

File: 1481899093546.png (55KB, 217x190px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 217x190px

>It's another uneducated/butthurt Anglo/French episode

>>69714132
sås

>>69713565
Danelaw as it's highest still didn't cover the entire country.

This thread confirms that I am 56% viking.

File: Sweden_JA.jpg (176KB, 900x778px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 900x778px

>Wow guys, we are vikings, look!
>We are losers who got the worst lands so we were forced to do raids!
>Our laws are the laws of power, betrayal was everywhere.
>Envy me...
Thx no.

>>69714639
>Wow guys, we sure as hell are not offspring of Tatars, look!
>We are master race who stole the most fertile lands on the planet and yet we did raids anyway!
>Our laws are the laws of power, betrayal everywhere
>Envy me..
Thx no.

File: autismus maximus.jpg (168KB, 523x720px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 523x720px

>>69714729
>Expect to bait swede
>Finn responds
You are not even vikings, pls go

>>69714870
>Little Ukrainian ('Russian') comeback

File: the hole ting.png (3KB, 580x77px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 580x77px

>>69714378