/brit/

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cara.

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cara.

>>69695440
good post

>>69695406
This 2bh

don't mind small boobs as long as they're not weird

weird boobs freak me out, big turn off 2bh

>>69695379
>ywn have serial killer bone structure

guess I'll go with this one

there's black mold growing on the windowsill

turtlemong how many matches do you get on the 'der every week?

found a comfy new open-plan living space to grow on lads

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cara

>Muhammed Ali

thats the muslim equivalent of John Smith. could he not have called himself something a bit more original?

>>69695502
started smoking weed in year 11 and became more normie and got a gf

im really comfortable with girls that im not attracted to, as comfortable as I am with guys. but if I like her I sperg out completely

i will never go back in time and take the popular 10/10 girl's virginity so why live??

>>69695523
I deleted it at ~150 after maybe 4 or 5 months

>>69695540
why do you need to go back in time?

>>69695540
peaking in highschool is for absolute runts and mental midgets

>>69695557
no attractive girl stays a virgin past 15 in this century

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>tfw mental midget but still smarter than all of /brit/

>>69695553

and how many got the pipe?

>>69695589
there are still some 16 year old ones floating about la

>>69695581
i peaked in preschool 2bh

Is turtlemong a poof or...?

>>69695621
I have put my willy in 2 girls from tinder
dated both of them for a little bit too

>catch up with an old friend
>he's in the exact same situation as me

ah yes

ahh yes the jeremy kyle audience

never seen a bigger bunch of runts in my life

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>tfw have the IQ of a fence post

When was the last time you had a shower lads?

Been about 2 days for me. Definitely feeling the need for one.

>>69695687
i'm fat so I have to shower daily

>>69695687
today

but before that there was a 5 day gap

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Tim should take videos of his walks

>>69695647
>little bit
bet it two weeks apiece

>>69695687
haven't showered in 6 days, haven't brushed teeth in 2 weeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRiXECls1SE

>>69695687
I shower every day

>>69695687
last night desu

>>69695711
two months on both

Reminder that the original character of Hannibal Lecter has that homosexual menace so common in literature of the mid to late twentieth century that no longer seems so relevant to society at large in the second decade of the twenty first century

>>69695676
You're Irish so you're at least average.

>>69695687
8 hours

Good morning lads

>>69695704
its actually insane that this man is displaying his entire life to the world on multiple social media accounts

he had a meltdown when there was a delivery truck in front of his flat, its sad really

>>69695743
mind rephrasing that? x

>>69695743
thanks for the writing idea bruce

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THAAAAAAAAIIIILAAAAAAAD

>>69695758
Imagine being psychoanalysed by /brit/
The ultimate irony

>>69695743
Where are homosexual menaces found elsewhere?

JFK was killed by CIA because he was against secret societies and admired Hitler

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>>69695743
The film also correctly depicted transexuals

>>69695848
what is with this modern obsession with rimming? there's a perfectly good vagina right there that hasn't been filled with poo

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>>69695827

Need a new nickname. Any suggestions?

>>69695900
teach me how to install meme flags without virusing my computer

>>69695904
cornetto

>>69695904
Johnno

>>69695876
I unironically enjoy making women faecally incontinent with my penis

>>69695923
which browser?

>>69695926
i can understand anal sex i just can't understand putting your tongue there

>>69695904
Pablo

>>69695904
Bongo Bruce

Carry some bongo drums wherever you go.

>>69695911
LADS LADS LADS

>>69695935
Chrome on a mac
and can I get it to work incognito without leaving a trace on regular browsing? x

>>69695911
teenagers look so fucking goofy. hope i didnt look that wet when i was 14 or whatever.

>>69695904
Chewy Louis

>>69695964
why do you think incognito hides anything you do?

>>69695973
>them
>14
mate

>>69695984
Hide from Mummy May

>>69695973
they look far better than i did. i didn't cotton on to how ugly baggy jeans looked until year 10

>>69695985
One is

Ones 15 too

>>69695984
I don't want 4chan as a top visited site or to show up in the url bar
people might think I'm a racist

>>69695964
Go here click the chrome video guide:
Google: Extra Flags for 4chan

>can I get it to work incognito without leaving a trace on regular browsing?
Doesn't make sense, it's an addon you're installing. To this addon you're adding a custom script. It's added into your browser, nothing to do with incognito.

daddy turnbull is watching

aussie internet is so slow because a government official has to approve each page before it loads

>>69696037
chat shit theyre like 10, ive not googled and youre probably correct, but i refuse to believe it fuck you

>>69695973
I looked like a bloated raspberry in high school.

free dress day was the WORST
especially in summer cause i've always look dreadful in shorts

>>69695528
it isn't

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>well howdy local, say can you point us to the nearest gas station? We need to fill up our automobile, say what side of the road do you drive on here again?

>>69696062
Like shite

You're spasticated if you think any of them look 10

Comorbidity

>>69695964
>>69696059
you can get extensions to work in incognito by going to >window>extensions and the selecting 'work in incognito' on the reddit flags one

>>69696095
>free dress day
don't even get me started
fucking desert yanks

>>69696126
FOY

>>69696059
>google it
wow thanks
>Doesn't make sense, it's an addon you're installing. To this addon you're adding a custom script. It's added into your browser, nothing to do with incognito.
meant to ask if there was a way to hide it from the add-ons tab but doesn't matter I suppose, just don't want a trace of the 'chon on my computer

>>69695904
wanky pete

>>69696147
how is that yankish? they don't even have uniforms

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Went to the shop today and saw this

>>69696139
doesn't hide it none incognito which is what he wants I think.
>>69696158
>google it
the link is blocked as spam.
>meant to ask if there was a way to hide it from the add-ons tab
probably but I don't use chrome and I'm about to go home.

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*does the virgin walk*

>>69696189
it's called non uniform or own clothes day

>>69696201
ok

voting for turtlemong over thai'''''''lad''''''' for /brit/ man of the year

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Swallow the Emily pill

>>69696273
no 'nice guys' here that's /r9k/

just learnt the word velleity. good word desu.

It's called mufti day you fucking lemons

>>69696304
rasheed

>check /tv/
>its all /pol/ posters sperging out

ah, yes very nice

>>69696273
Need to shoot this one and everyone else that shares her chromosomes.

>>69696304
wanted to say this but I googled it and it came up with some muslim thing aswell and I didn't want all the JFs to come across it haha

>>69696299
I dislike this post, however I shan't be declaring it a velleity.

>>69696324
More easily triggered than sjws

at our school we called it keggers day because you weren't wearing your keggs

>>69696201
you might need glasses

>>69696273
can't argue with that

>>69696326
kek

Beta losers btfo

how the psychiatrist diagnoses me with a bunch of disorders to make up for my lack of personality

>>69696201
Phone camera is a bit shit

could the hatposter on /cric/ calm down a bit
thanks

never liked mufti days

all the rich cunts wore their billabong and quicksilver gear and I was stuck with piping hot

>watching old SVU
>see now famous actor doing bit parts

Love this stuff. I've got Kylo Ren playing a stalker

>>69696408
dumb crossboarder

Got an interview tomorrow lads, gonna keep a full bladder just in case things go awry

>tfw never got to experience the 'girls mates come up and tell you she likes you' situation

waiting on the food van

>>69696126
Very relevant story from today, near where I live there are a series of mines/tunnels which are an attraction for tourists / locals who want to know about mining. Anyway, I like to go there with some friends and smoke weed in the tunnels, we never go deep though because you can legit get lost and not find your way out. Anyway, we have our little group in the caves and I leave to find other m8s to bring them into us, as they hadn't been there before. As I'm leaving though an American couple enter the cave, I have my headlight and they ask where I'm off to. I say that I've been down x route and it's easy to follow, which was true but I instead sent them down an unexplored route and said "keep turning left and eventually you'll find the exit." Thought it would be funny as I was a lean bean but now thinking back on it they were using there phones as torches and no one would know they were there. Should get there way out just hope they don't slip or something.

*sticks 2 AA batteries up your arse*

>>69696419
first seasons of the original series are great for that
was really comfy back then too

>>69696436
she's a celebrity she's not allowed to complain about this

shan't

>>69696343
very velleity post

Had a very nice breakfast roll, rashers, sausage, hash brown, pudding, egg, ketchup, butter, white roll,

Feel v content now.

There was a Polish builder at the deli counter who reeked of piss

>>69696454
not a

waiting on a call

but the call hasn't happened yet

hmmmm

>>69696436
howling at this

deffo a /brit/ regular

which one of you degenerate bogans was it?

>>69696526
he posts here mate
>>>/new/

>>69696526
was maisiebro a stralyan or a brit?

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a question to British people.
is harry a ginger?

>>69696454
You're cold hearted lad, what'll happen when two American tourists are found dead in that tunnel months from now? Americans cant navigate around tunnels

>butthole felt itchy
>scratch
>fleck of poo now under fingernail
ffs

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>>69696422
>he doesn't browse /cric/

>>69696544
ye

>>69696544
Yes

>>69696512
You know we do takeaway

We deliver too

>>69696544
no

>>69696526
An Aussie regular from about two years ago

He was a bit of an odd ball, either grew up or ended up in a psychiatric hospital

miss maisiebro tbf

he went to Sydney uni. its likely that turtlemong goes there as well

who'd have thought? two /brit/ icons walking past each other both oblivious to the other's dominion

>>69696544
Who's his da? Clearly not Charlie boy

>>69696539
not deffo him is it?
>>69696541
cant remember
>>69696583
i remember maisie bro but didnt think he did that

>>69696597
that james hewitt lad isn't it

>>69696549
If they went deep enough to die then they won't be found

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the so-called jee-ffe

>>69696595
interesting I go to the same school as one of the greats

>>69696454
GOOD lad
shall be filing this post in case they die though

>>69696550

grim mate

>>69696609
probably smells funny and has an std

discoverd that matey in the food van only calls me "top man" if I give him exact change

>>69696609
move out of the way love, need to get to that cupboard

>>69696609
Dirtying the counter the gee bag

>>69696609
tell her to do the fucking dishes

>>69696550
have a word with yourself mate

>>69696609
i much prefer bare legs

Can somebody help me? I'm writing a application letter for a internship.
I'm actually trying to express myself in a language register I absolutely don't master :/

someone give the the short n' sweet why I am seeing Meryl Streep's face on EVERY board

>>69696650
>I absolutely don't master
'I absolutely havn't mastered'

>>69696614

>school

FOY

>>69696655
she triggered /pol/tards

>>69696655
she doesn't like trump, triggered /pol/

i call it adidad cause all day i dream about death

>>69696655
I think she bashed trump at the golden globes
upset /pol/'s daddy

>>69696609
jeff's a funny name for a lass

>>69696645
dw lad it'll find a way out soon

>>69696679
>>69696690
>>69696704
oh right not very interesting then

>>69696676
You see ? :'( pls help me

>>69696217
what did he mean by this?

>>69696609
subtle lisiki is subtle

bit early for a wank but

im hankering for a wankering

nice 'n' spicy > rib 'n' saucy > scampi 'n' lemon

>>69696595
mate both me (turtlemong) and ed go to Sydney uni

i absolutely HATE pierced nipples

>>69696724
can't help you unless you give us something to help you with
not going to write an internship application for you, 2bh i've got about 4 of my own that need doing

>>69696655
Had a go at trump for not jailing Hillary and paying for the wall with yank taxpayer money and generally reneging on all his promises

>>69696722
ikr

>>69696655
mods are deleting most threads from what I can see now

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>>69696655

>>69696724

ill help you pierre

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i'm going to go to the hairdressers and ask for this

>>69696606
>managed a nightclub in Marbella

Howling at the state of the royal family

>>69696792
twat

>>69696744
they are okay imo
now pierced fanny on the other hand

>>69696792
*goes into the back and prints out that exact picture*
*hands it to you*

there you go mate that'll be £12 please

*you hand over the money with an awestruck look on your face*
*i stand there smiling as you slowly back out of the hairdressers*

>>69696813
Makes it handy to find the clit lad

what's funny is that if you stopped doing drugs and wasting your time on here you could be successful

>>69696836
thanks let me just get some success from the success tree i have in my garden

>>69696809
why??

>>69696822
pmsl

going to open up the ol' snapchat and see if the oneitis has posted anything that can send me into a depressive state

fucks sake there's like 5 /brit/ threads

jannys gonna go fucking ape

>>69696835
is not finding it really a thing?

>>69696749
Ok, here is the text:

It is with the expectation to work in the area of cultural cooperation and institutional communication that I entered X. I am currently attending a master degree in European and international studies – Latin America specialisation. Participate to the promotion and popularisation of French culture worldwide became, through my personal and professional experiences, a career plan.

Based upon political sciences, institutional communication and international relations, my degree made me acquire important beforehand knowledges that I strengthened during a significant training experience: a 6 month internship in the Cultural area of the X, from February to August 2016. During this internship my work contributed to the success of the X and the X.

I therefore gained skills in the fields of logistics, institutional representation, and thus finance and budget management. Also, I elaborated some elements of digital communication (social medias, website posts, newsletters) and paper communication (brochure, billings, invitation cards).

Serious, open-minded and rigorous, I believe I am entitled to fully participate to the development and organisation of the events that will take place during the fund raising campaign. Clubbable and patient, I am willing to collaborate with the wide range of actors involved in cultural sponsoring.

>>69696866
Shan't

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feeling very artistic lads

more like autistic haha

got called a tryhard faggot on /soc/

>>69696743

who's ed? was away for a bit and seen his name pop up

>>69696859
Is when I'm piss drunk on a one night stand

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Wiggity-wait a minute, giggity-guess who, well it's, umm, me
The bumble B boogity woogity book the loopy
Double O-K-iggity S, I'm slick
I giggity-got more stiggity-styles than Moby got Dick
Aw shit, I'm swingin it from the East Coast, jerk
I don't surf, but got more props than Pop Smurf
Who?

>>69696901
that'll be the turtleneck lad

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kek @ texas

my tummy hurts

I ate a lot of spicy beef jerky and chilli today

soon I must poo

>>69696905
he made all the good action posts but he got a gf and left /brit/
we met up a few times

>>69696849
Actions build habits, habits build character. Successful people have to begin somewhere, be the change you want to see in your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sexZDFHpfQw

>>69696905
ed was the unlucky in love lad who finally got a gf and really revolutionised action posting

feel like ugly people should be guaranteed a certain wage to make up for the depression

>>69696857
nah I'm not arsed pal
just make sure you use one of the old ones as a new and I've no qualms

>>69696928
this means literally nothing to anyone here
FUCK OFF YANK

>>69696952
m8 tread lightly. i imitated the janny once and copped a week in the bin for it

>>69696928
bruno mars music makes me so irate
its so cookie cutter with no heart

>>69696969
good digits

>>69696866
>international posting
>fully horrendous english
gl

>>69696866

orite give me 10 minutes

>>69696969
fuck you man i wanted that

>>69696933
the only change i want to see in my life is for my age to roll back to 10

>>69696969
69 lmao

>>69696943
why? good looking people get depressed too

in fact, looks is probably not even in the top 5 causes of depression

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>>69696969
wew

>>69696937
the gf

>>69696969
noice digits m8

>>69696928
Jawja knows

>>69696968
steady jockeen

edging to the so called gfs nudes

to support Trump you are saying you're ok with bullying, you're ok misogyny, you're ok with lying, you're ok racism, you're ok with a president who wears the badge of ignorance and malice like a medal.

>>69697101
think about how many other lads she's sent them to

>>69697101
post them
I won't delete

>>69696541
australian, he still posts on /int/ saw him yesterday

>>69697116
FOY

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a.....

Madman going on another rant

I LOVE THIS TIMELINE

>>69697116
why would any non-american ""support"" trump in the first place

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>>69696609
>you will never deflower her at age 18

>>69697134
would never date a girl that sent nudes

>>69697172
Must say i do enjoy his shitposting

Pity his supporters are so annoying on here

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>>69697116
trump only won because hillary is worse

>>69697199
even if you're in a relationship?

>>69696929
Did the poo lads

Was very big and spicy, was one of those shotgun shits where it all gets fired over the bowl at once. Was a double flusher

Very stinky too, think ive upset the small Japanese flatmates because of my big boy diet

reminder that innocent girl you knew got a massive dildo for her 18th and laughed like it was a gag gift but uses it every night

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>>69697116

going to play video games all day lads

Instead of automating the London Underground we should automate the LONDON MAYOR and the rest of the fat cat politicians!!

agree?

>>69697264
can't say I know this feel

>>69697264
fug

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>stalk a qt on jewbook
>see she's a horse girl
>realise i'll never satisfy her as much as her horse

ah yes

>>69697273
business idea: give politicians wages to the soldiers

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I'm going to come tomorrow to the UK to claim state benefits and get myself a qt3.13 chav gf

And none of you or brexit can stop me

>be brit
>50% of population is prole underclass

>be kiwi
>working class is actually respectable

name a bigger show of insecurity than a white man dating a non-white

>>69697294
Horse girls are disgusting sub humans, half horse

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The gf

>be brit
>50% of population is prole underclass

>be kiwi
>50% of population is working class under rubble

>>69696866
I hope you realize that you're probably going to have to have an interview, your English isn't great but be aware that an interview may destroy you.

Edits:
Dear X,
I am applying for the position of X within the department of cultural cooperation and institutional communication. I am currently attending a masters degree in European and international studies, specializing in Latin America. This degree has helped me plan a career in promoting and popularizing French culture worldwide, via the use of my personal and professional experiences.

Based upon political sciences, institutional communication and international relations, through my degree I have acquired important knowledge in X, I strengthened with significant training experience; I have undertaken a 6 month internship in the Cultural area of the X, from February to August 2016. During this internship my work contributed to the success of X and X.

From this, I gained skills in the fields of logistics, institutional representation and thus finance and budget management. Also, I elaborated some elements of digital communication (social media, website posts, newsletters) and paper communication (brochures, billings, invitation cards).

I am serious, open-minded and rigorous and believe I am perfectly suited to participate in the development and organisation of events which take place during the fund raising campaign. Furthermore, I am fully prepared to collaborate with the wide range of actors involved in cultural sponsoring.

>>69697346
Why are you comparing two different classes

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this is running on empty
fooooood review

>>69697241
>>69697264
Good posts

For pierre


With the expectation of working in the field of cultural cooperation and institutional communication, I entered X. I am currently completing a degree in European and International Studies, specialising in Latin America. I intend to begin a career that will allow me to promote French culture on a global scale using my personal, educational, and professional experiences.

My degree has given me a solid understanding of political science, institutional communication and international relations. This understanding was strengthened during a six month internship in the Cultural area of the X, from February to August 2016. During this internship my work contributed to the success of the X and the X.

I was able to develop background knowledge in the fields of logistics, institutional representation, finance and budget management. Also, I gained experience within digital communication (social media, website posts, newsletters) and other written communication (brochure, billings, invitation cards).

Patient, open-minded and thorough, I have no doubt that I am fully capable of participating in the development and organisation of the events that will take place during the fund raising campaign, and will be able to collaborate with the wide range of actors involved in cultural sponsoring.

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the waifu

>>69697360
giving a fuck about what some lonely autist on a filipino weaving forum thinks about your gf

>>69697424
didn't even know you were dating a non-white

gf shit on me whilst we were having sex last night

still haven't responded to her texts

do i bin her?

lads

why do women hate some rapists but like others?

girl I know is now really anti-marlon brando, bill cosby etc

but is fine with ceelo green, roman polanski

doesnt make sense

>>69697442
>English women

>>69697450
Fucking state of this post

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>this man will be the yank president in 11 days
HOWLING

>>69697264
I LITERALLY know this feel, are you me?

>>69697378

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

he's MY friend

watching the peep show episode where johnson goes mad
classic

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>>69697450

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483905628533.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcguxHc4hiU

right in the fee fees

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>>69697494
he replied to ME first

france is MINE

>>69697295
troops*

8 inches is the ideal willy size

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YOU WHAT? NO TURKEY?

>>69697442
intentional or accident?

>>69697503
me in the digestive system

whisky vs vodka lads

got to make a decision because I'm leaving now

>>69697490
how do you know this feel exactly?

>>69697503
No way that is real

>>69697240
nudes are stupid, they can easily be put online, i would not date a girl that dumb

>>69697436
I'm a fan of aussies

>>69697442
just text her saying "fucked the shit out of you last night haha" hahaha

>>69697482
2017 is shaping up to be even more surreal than last year

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>>69697482
your unelected PM passed the craziest surveillance laws in the west without protest

y'all have no room to talk 2bh

>>69697521
show me the money mark

>>69697556
do not ever speak unless spoken to again you utter weapon

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>>69697548
this

>>69697556
shut the fuck up yank

>>69697556
good post

>yanks will defend twitter spats between the HIGHEST OFFICE and a fucking celebrity

>>69697541
you literally would. hate mongs like you that lay down imaginary rules and restrictions just because no bird even looks at you anyway.

So lads I am thinking about going to see this dominatrix

http://www.porcelainbeauty.co.uk/home.html

Thoughts? Anyone else been to see a dominatrix?

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>>69697556
>what is the PATRIOT act
>what is the NSA
>what is PRISM

kill yourself

>>69697598
virus do not click

>>69697598
Why not just go all the way and get a black bull?

>>69697595
P R O J E C T I O N

>>69697538
Me and some mates bought a chick a massive dildo for her birthday for shits n giggles, then one of her friends told us she actually uses it regularly

This was years ago

>>69697598
as long as she doesn't mess with your goolies go for it

>>69697541
Over snapchat and it's called trust m8, especially if you are returning the favor

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me at the peak
you at the trough

>>69697641
what did you expect?

>>69697541
that's why you do it over snapchat and not text message...

glad i don't have any younger siblings who could be normie and make me look even worse

>>69697598
When bollocks posting leaks into irl

>>69697541
bet you're the exact sort of person who would demand nudes from a girl but then be too ashamed of your pale flabby body to give her some in return

LMFAOing@your life

>>69697541
what about girls who send you pics of them trying on underwear n that

>t. man with 2 exes who did that, but current gf who doesnt

>>69697659
I just thought it was funny how you described an experience of mine

>leaf is literally terrified of nudity

>>69697683
I have a younger sibling who is a degenerate and a normie, so I look fine.

>>69697687
*rings 07478381564*
*packpack detonates*

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>>69697646
>>69697666
fucking runtoids sending your 5 inch willies to sluts over snapchat what the fuck are you doing here?
>>69697691
>pale flabby body
projection MODO enaged
>>69697696
narcissistic slut

>>69697696
didnt you hear him? he'd never date someone like that. he'd break up with them instantly if they even dared do that.

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Me lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/disability-38528816

>>69697719
I'm 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse would heem you in 2 seconds flat

I agree with the leaf. Wouldn't associate with girls who have nudes ready to send out willy and or nilly.

'ey up you unbelieving kuffar bastards

>>69697719
i've literally never sent a nude photo in my life, but sending them over snapchat is common as fuck. keep projecting about dick size though you insecure little runt.

new

>>69697763
>>69697763
>>69697763

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>i would not date a girl that dumb

who /dailypolitics/

>>69697683
me
he's declined a bit though

>>69697719
Sending your partner nudes is perfectly normal in a healthy relationship. Do you understand that?

>>69697265
fucking hell vince vaughn can barely mask his contempt

>>69697749
handsome little fella

Love it when I see a dwarf in the gym or doing some boxing etc, warms the old heart cockles

>>69697265
Looks like Meryl really got Mel's noggin joggin'

>>69695379
If you get an expensive long jacket then you'd look like a jewish millionaire

>>69696969
digits czeched