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doing an ol' 'cide

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>>69693982
the gf

>>69694017
how do you end up in that situation?

>>69694012
which one for tinder lads

>>69694012
whoever this is, is very qt. i may say, i wish to kiss them

>>69694021
captured by pony hunters

>>69694024
bottom right is the best, but at least half the girls will be worried about getting raped

All I want is a hairy feminist gf

>>69694012
That turtleneck makes you look like you have a pencil neck

You also need a different haircut that more suits your spade-shaped face

>>69694043
yeah that's my vibe

>>69694047
The hair is fine. It's the expression combined with the turtleneck that makes him look like a serial killer/cannibal

>>69694012

shave the hair or at least wear /brit/ lad clothes that suits it

stop fucking pouting

TAKE that turtleneck off and burn it

decent features and skin/10

bottom right is best pic

>tfw even too ugly for /brit/

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HOWLING at these runts still stuck at Clapham Junction

Making a butter chicken with the gf today lads, can't wait

>posting in yank threads

>>69693986
>>69693986
>>69693986

>>69694073
Look about average, you sure that's today?

>>69694078

this is literal reddit autism

>>69694062
The haircut adds to the serial killer vibe


His face calls for a much shorter hair length

>>69694069
>shave the hair
>take that turtleneck off

fuck off chav

obviously I will have a full body pic and a pic of me being social

>>69694078
Don't thread split

>>69694012
burn that fucking turtleneck immediately

>>69693987
>>69693999
>>69694012
>>69694024
You're cute, just need to try again and try and smile.

tv licence people are so scary :<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG0paTsMnNY

>>69694078
>thread wars
p a t h e t i c

>the aussie narcissist

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i really, really, really, really, really, really like this image.

Alright dickheads. How are yeer under developed homonculii.
>be me, walking through rural town on a Thursday night .
>`how are yeer flaps ye mangeie trollips'
>witness boner fee day chimp out, with gurrierillas in the misht leathering a local
>college boys stood around sipping their tinnies, wouldn't say boo to a goose
>I'm not afraid of any man woman or child, and I'm a fighting man
>walked over and dindus scramble away, leaving only a bloody nose on freckles
I could not for the life of me understand such a cucked non-reaction from the upwards of 20 onlooking undergrads, as one of their own ilk (possibly even friend) was being clattered up and down the street by about 8 groids.
Either those Drake videos really be lettin honky know whut taam it iz, or millennial leaving cert education has them terrified of being wayciss, and just terrified in general

>>69694094

that is by no means average

>>69694101
Turtleneck are a poor choice for men under 50

>>69694108
Post full body pic and as a general rule selfies on Tinder are a bad idea they give off the vibe that you have no friends and are effete

>>69694137
something about potatoes..??

>>69694012
this person is not attractive in the slightest and they look like they have learning difficulties

>>69694078

>foreigner participating in thread wars

there is no reason no to kill yourself you cuck

moving to Brentford 2bh

this is pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4DWbguOqpo

ROARING

he has fans coming round his house asking for help ffs

>brits need a license for the tv

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHASHHHHHSDFDSAJA how pathetic

>>69694130
tbf this is the best place for him to garner advice as to his dilemma

last time I put my willy in a tinder girl I was wearing a turtleneck it's non negotiable

>>69694101

maybe not shave, but trim it for certain.

He has way too much hair especially on the sides and it just looks greasy because of it

>>69694135
I want to bite him

>>69694169
he's a narcissistic tinder runt that looks like a sociopath

LOVE Colin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odgWfG4qLqc

>>69694167

what?

rorke

i'm touching myself right now

>>69694135
>no of course I'm not going to eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

>why does everyone keep asking me that?

>>69694186
zzzzz

>this yank who just bought himself a thesaurus

>>69694180
this is true but at least it's a nice change in pace from the usual discussion in that he actually posted pics most spackers looking for advice are too scared to

http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/socialism-on-the-march-to-blame-for-sussan-ley-standing-down-over-expenses-controversy-bronwyn-bishop-20170109-gto8q6.html

HOWLING

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>nice lips
>perfectly formed eyebrows
>flawless jaw structure
>good sized ears that dont protrude
>nose fits and draws face together
>that pout

HNGGGGGGGG

fkn trolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y-mbBj6PZE

what can i rename my birthday to indicate i see it as the anniversary of a horrible event?

>>69694135
think I'll go with this one cheers lads

green letters

>>69694214
>http://www.baka.com.au
Fucking chink moot

want to put my willy in sociopath aussie anon

>>69694207
>change of pace

now its just a bunch of benders hitting on him

>>69694219
the beginning of the end

>>69694221
you look like you're about to go do a mass shooting

>4th bath today

Hmm the future seems a bit grim for me if I'm honest

>>69694184
good channel

>>69694260
so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGfP8CyJAhg

this german rorkette thinks there's gonna be a racewar in germany soon

>>69694192
Lmao

just broke my pen :(

>>69694255
Why are you bathing so much?

>>69694272
>le pretty foil hat girl

>>69694272
at least she won't be blanda'ing up

>>69694325
she's not pretty though she's just a girl

>>69694338
most girls are pretty especially once you get a bit older

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>>69694325
>>69694337
WHY ARENT YOU HELPING HER????

I just have a pouty face

>>69694357
I'll donate $500 to her patreon if she has one

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What's with all the baby murderers?

>>69694357
I can see her third eye astrally projecting

>>69694319
Bit sad, considering the ol' cide.

*posted from my bathtub*
haha

>>69694377
Are you a NEET?

>>69694368
can you donate $500 to my paypal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54FRg9P7XDw
the superior rorkette

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the gf

im eating polos

>>69694389
Aye, and the so called ex internet G F wont let me move on haha

>>69694377
make us some toast, mate

has anyone been to a psychiatrist before

>>69694403
Tits so flat I can use her as a surfboard

Don't know if this is the right place to ask, but I guess you guys know BBC the best.

BBC had a documentary called ''Egypts modern pharaohs'' It was a 3 part documentary about Nasser, Sedat and Mubarak.

I saw the last 2, but for my life I can't find the first one about Nasser.

Anyone could help me?

>>69694423
>Don't know if this is the right place to ask

it's not

>>69694423
Nasser dies

haha sorry for the spoiler x

Try the BBC site or torrent sites even

>>69694429
ok....

>>69694416
Bit rude

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>>69694409

*annihilates existence itself*
alri lads sorry aha x

>>69694399
youre not meant to crush on the 17 year old, bruce

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the bf

>>69694415
O you're the lad having the daily skype wank sesh with the ol' ex

At least you're getting some sort of action

>>69694450
its just bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq7NfhPxUTk

*stomps into thread*

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

*stomp stomp stomp*

BREXIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT

*stomp stomp stomp*

>>69694418
Yes and it didn't help

You really have to try out different ones until you find one that works for you

Males are generally better because they will use logic and their education to guide your treatment whereas females will tell you what they feel is best for you which IMO has always boiled down to "just be yourself xD"

hate waking up at 3am

it's 9am and it feels like the afternoon already for me

>>69694476
Yeh, watched a movie with her today, she was snapping some livestream """celebrity"""' the entire time

Not happy with the current state of affairs

>see brown youtuber
>has a british accent
this literally happens 8/10 times

did all the british men die off or what

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>>69694479

>>69693982
fuck you

>>69694518
LLF

>>69694517
we're only 10% non-white

>>69694214
ffs she has no grace
at least try to understand how ridiculous it looks to take a fucking helicopter ride to geelong on taxpayer money

>>69694533
haha take a look at the youth demographics

>>69694468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyoSk48QLto
would drag my bollocks through hell just to gaze upon her schnoz

So lads, why are you posting on brit during a Monday day?

>Graduated
>Got a good job
>Did really well at it, got great feedback from directors and everything
>Got made redundant

Waiting to hear if I get a job in the civil service fast stream otherwise I'm fucked.

>>69694372
Abortion is eugenics meets natural selection. There's nothing wrong with it

So I just got back from Bangkok yesterday here to the frozen city that is London. My life has been changed. I didn't leave Bangkok. I'll save that for my next excursion later this year. It's so crazy, but beautiful at the same time.

I had the best food I've ever had in my entire life in Bangkok from the street and the small Thai hole in the wall restaurants. The first day I ordered some Red Curry with Chicken and Rice. It wasn't spicy enough. They told me that they didn't make it spicy because I was a Farang. I told them I love spicy food. The next day I came back and got some Som Tam and it was perfect. They said don't cry, don't cry now. I told them it was perfect. I have to figure out of to cook those fried crickets and queen ants now. I'm hooked.

The nicest people, but there was the scammers. I didn't deal with them at all. Otherwise than that I felt completely at ease and safe. I didn't have to look over my shoulder like I do in London. Nothing got stolen, I didn't get fucked over by the cops like I do here in the UK, I found peace.
I'm hooked and I'm going back to Thailand every year; hopefully one day I can move there before I die. Now the next step is to learn how read, write and speak Thai.

I LOVE THAILAND...

>>69694511
Why don't you get back with her?

She clearly still has serious feelings for you

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What does "open minded" mean?

>>69694570
>fast stream
>1000 jobs for 100,000 applicants

Best of luck with that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAxZ4VkEek0

>>69694372
a foetus isn't a baby

>>69694570
>at work
>bit quiet here at the moment, still hasn't ramped up since christmas

>>69694563
THE NOSE KNOWS

>>69694574
That's not the case my dude, she's keeping me on a leash in case she can't whore out to some e-celeb spacker, i reckon.

>>69694012
ahh yes, you again.

you look like if poo managed to make itself human.

>>69694573
>I told them I love spicy food
Brave

>>69694575
means you'll give the ol' bisexuality a go if you're drunk enough

Just popping to the job centre

>>69694579
I made it through the online tests, the e tray, the video interview and I've just been at the assessment centre which is the final stage (other than a final selection board to decide where you're placed/ if you're suitable )after tens of thousands of people get rejected, so I've got a reasonable shot. It's not like I'm awaiting the outcome of the first stage or something.

>>69694599
Tell her how you feel especially about how you feel you're being used and don't like being kept on the backburner in case her nonsensical fantasy doesn't work out

Moral of the story .. Selagi gaji tetap x cecah rm5k jgn mengatal nak bercinta bagai ... Nnti kita yg sakit hati sbb perempuan yg kita suka tu kene sebat ngan laki lain ..

>>69694573
>just got back from Bangkok yesterday
>I didn't leave Bangkok
i read no further

Governments and politicians will be replaced by smartphones and each voter will vote on policy from their phones, anyone can submit a new law or policy

>>69694506
i'm being referred to a male psychiatrist with a POO name
i already go to a female psychologist
i don't really know how they differ beyond psychiatrist's being able to give pills

>>69694646
alri ketut

South East Asia or South America?

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>>69694605
THAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

>>69694641
Hmm I'll give it a go

Thanks for remembering all that la' xx:)

Important Bulletin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFyhovNWKv4

>>69694662
psychologists aren't doctors, psychiatrists are

>>69694570
this is what i do every day as a friendless, hobbyless NEET

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>>69694671

>>69694676
i know the technicalities, i just wonder how they differ in methods

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Which one should I watch?

suggestion for hobbyless NEETS: go to a driving range and teach yourself to play golf
you don't have to talk to anyone to start off but it's a great social sport for when you do get a job

>>69694570
Uni has started, but it's a study week or something so I don't need to go in until Thursday

>>69694012

meet at Camperdown park in halfa

>>69694700
ah yes that totally won't make me look like a toff.

>>69694700
i hate golf

>>69694700
Suggestion for you: heem yourself into a living death -- pronto!

>>69694662
Psychiatrists are generally more intelligent because they have to go to medical school which is much more rigorous than even PhD pschology programs this means that they approach things from a significantly more clinical perspective which is what you want and need

If Dr. Patel doesn't work out try to get one with a good Anglo name as they'll be much more in tune with Australian mores and Western ways of thinking

>>69694662
don't fall for the therapy meme
it's just american propaganda

>>69694725
and how does that make you feel?

>>69694673
You're welcome lad I always like to help out where I can

Keep us updated x

>>69694710
legit a 20 minute walk from my place

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>>69694718
>Dr. Patel

Dr. who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMTo2-86cw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOUPtFoTE8Q

really makes me proud to be ossie

seeing my research supervisor at 12

>>69694739
same haha
going to be there tomorrow

salamat pagi

>>69694716
i like it. couple of m8s, few cans, zipping around on a buggy. nice way to spend a morning with the lads ngl

>>69694739
/brit/ meetup happening at the park?

Ooh take pics

>>69694725
*jewish propaganda

>>69694739
actually closer to 10

I
I will be king
and you
You will queen
though nothing
will drive them away
we can beat them
just for one day

>>69694725
alri dylann roof

Are there psychologists in Asia?
I'm so fascinated by Asian mental health

>>69694655
Technology means that direct democracy is now possible. Representatives and parliaments are an obsolete system that was only there because it wasn't feasible to just ask everyone what they wanted.

You might be on to something here

i think poo in loos recognise it as more of an issue than chinks do

>>69694752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T28pIq-5mU

didn't know there were so many inner-west shitneycunts in here
meetup at the malborough?

>>69694670
If you must, SEA.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-528921/Boris-Johnson-I-descended-Russian-slave.html

What did he mean by this?

>>69694770
lots of western mental health theory is influenced by eastern philosophy.

eg. mindfulness.

>>69694770

pretty sure they have a really high rate of suicide over there due to the pressure from their parents and society to do well (career-wise)

>>69694788
why

>>69694770
Think they just squirt a mixture of herbs in thier ears to ward away the bad spirits

>>69694784
ahh yes, poo in loo mental health

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_pregnancy_syndrome

>>69694756
i don't have m8s
i don't drink
i hate being exposed to the sun and other elements

>>69694731
annoyed tb h

>>69694739

did you get bullied in high school for having big eyes? I did

>>69694795
that's because they overschool them

What's the best pizza place in the Inner West?

>>69694808
alri vlad

>>69694808
you sound like an absolute mong lad

>>69694814
i got bullied for having teeth that stuck out a few times

am suddenly reminded of how pointless my life and everything therein is

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prevalence of the ol' 'cide

INNER WEST CUNTS OUT OF BRIT NOW

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Ah yes, let's just chuck money at the NHS and hope that fixes it

>>69694814
nah there was no bullying at my high school
>>69694822
la disfida in haberfield

>>69694795
not really in the same way as the west does

This one's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkf2gj-47wg

>>69694828
probably why i never had any close friends

>>69694785
90% rice because they're povvo but still cool

>>69694848
dont have time to watch it, whats their general reaction? hopefully disgust

>>69694835
>both sexes
want to see the male rate only, a lot of places male suicide rate is 10x more than female

>>69694835
i feel confident in saying china's would be drastically underreported

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>>69694867
alri

>>69694896
ah yes the self-styled "male privilege"

>considers doing an ol cide
>remembers fantasy tier VR is only a decade away
>contenues wage slaving until then

>>69694882
Same with the Arab world I'm guessing

>>69694896
men are the mentally weaker sex

even if the jewish invention of anti-depressants would be able to get me back to a normal state i've wasted too much of my youth to ever have a truly happy life

women have little to no understanding of what its like to be a man

going Stanmore maccas
anyone want owt?

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Business idea: buy a lot of food for cheap then market 90 grams of the so-called "food" as 100 grams, 180 grams as 200, etc.

if i get caught i could just say it was because the scales were misaligned and get away with it with nothing more than a slap on the wrist because it's a white collar crime

Thoughts?

>>69694896
VERY nice

>>69694925
correct

>>69694925
women do shit to get attention

men are just a lot more effective at everything they do

>>69694929
*puts fiver in your hand*

gizza a McGangbang and a small fries, ta

>>69694932
sounds like a lot of hassle. I do nothing and the government just gives me money every couple of weeks

>>69694929
You heard about that axe attack in the 7-11 by some drugged out girl?

>>69694925
nah

if you compared attempted suicides to successful ones you'd find that women attempt suicide more but are just shit at it because they just want the attention
whereas when a man wants to kill himself he will

>>69694925

emotionally, yes - physically, no.

>>69694928
the oneitis has spent a year in london and is now going round the world working on a cruise ship, all with the luxury of knowing she doesn't have to work towards any sort of career because she can just marry some dude who wasted his 20s slaving to afford a family one day

>>69694949
so do men tbf, have you seen this "suicidal" australian

>>69694932
Would only work for a VERY short time

>>69694970
modern feminism- all the advantages of the patriarchy with none of the disadvantages

>>69694978
this is a (mostly) anonymous forum, he's just doing it for (You)'s

it's a lot different than when a girl posts her suicide note on facebook and gobbles a lot of pills only for them to be stomach pumped

is turtleneck mong the same twat who posts 'gonna do a suicide' at the start of every thread and then never kills himself?

>>69694998
lets say yes

>>69694978
>>69694997

he has NPD, which affects women x5 more oftehttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VutY_2dO0AiLr2oD3fR9DGNeSQjb1wXw6wGE-DxJZH9EO-OPuHwtR6FUhb59GeQSmYaOV-FFGNjX2uku31DstUTLug4T7rvDmRJWhhOGNv81CSX7P5OIVNiNQM9iPNIbFNR0Foh7ZAgpYCuy1UDwrFi_oQARA3-XBYzLSobJd3ES8GW4Ouk-P6q0Sfx1eeTm2iludaAJS1Ol-HdcYzXb4qe3s3XvJg&th=,8wJXAiOwMynlPdiH-GO2PcraFXMVPLzwAAAAXKAAAADRawN6d6aNKjIELHaeVG08fV3Ie1jZx1nRb2r-x5AGGn3uewyF9-qIV94DU705gADyNAUS4NMqz0b1UmD5HiTRQiVNQNkHOJ82y-GGfvd1zJiC2xoJHNZ1xMOI-cEf3E1pfoLTMovkVp3yV1JnijF7hr2XWqs8BfThMx9gkJUSqmhRPNTJbYGZOO5TsiFi3s1tCRthACBgOxDsJVxSOMffkVx_SCmjWmF0BnfFPNM4BbfR-2Lxx31EIwL-P0CenK5jduUJEfJgN3e2eh5GtpdL4h5p_yYPK91pXisE92uAh9_uAnqvhakxiB4mFF55tOM73RhRaXPjARhx1bDhICHVplWPyYdr4vuVs7hJ6xkKhpl0EjG2EtuhvgCbx9eINKbAzOACDw6gz2ynvzcEQbpE96Fh74KJoO6zsLr6JWkzMUk2Y2KXOxfvohhNW8fFXpOKIjScFMknvBppZ9VL1AIUAHWmCq78KRkCJBvh-bUMqiGk39aPC9OvKda80aB_AGZMrcj65STn1-YVFkzKn09oy-2qZgvAFzb0s9vJG0bVBi1TxxWaUTNabFQF8vruYMnHQoGgVeMbzFs_wIhQ3z0TQpgb7e29UZEFI7JudNpuw9aEDVQol_OT1nMc4pO2oR6mLt6Ijd_P5-EyjZFvbHo7DGAcioF7P_Zng1ohoi4uSeL2RnYcIFPyyt43SiJVG0p2BvH858U7WtYktRASrWpueBYuznuNzmebXaS902i3qHhSaW12Aip6etRwlpN3-uZR-Wf2hjJTDy28JvZosFe4VS1-wwYtkjqt1BKBtrPz3ZVwVd2qzDq8COtqIgoaUuceK7OzN4rrul5PH7JIkR0L3GbXScYlMqzHz-DAhiPM1QvoQ1q7UQfwTrKVvP3I_Rpr_VnFIb2wh0IQ6RbQ454cg-ovgX_JKYaHtsytjFOI11b4Moa4ORPry1_lv6KO349_yvaQldb4n1Lz62iiJFDhTgJs_bziOeiJmXy5Zta3aLc4IfZaUq4l8wSMhjSsGQPkFIAhL9ThstmOntm9bf-bOGtGMqhaBitmFa2wLW4H2bwb3E7p54nvIU9Q_hxSoAhlC2BD8ZDDal-VlX_yDvHbdvfFXg7AO32iIt0O-IeWyVKtHfeyobmYGaEs_HIGFj9teOoNUvo8kAfaadwM0Uhovlmxb8s0No60x-w3Vlwn then men

Anyone here ever attended the so-called Open University

>>69695009
Good link leaf

Can I have some (You)s please?

>>69694987

why? how many customers actually weigh all of their food to ensure the business isn't ripping them off?

if you were really afraid of getting caught you could just do it by a few grams and no one would be the wiser, and you'd probably still make quite a lot of money if you were moving a lot of product.

>>69695009
what are you doing

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>>69694969

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>>69695009

>>69695009
will not be opening this virus link

>>69694978
STOP bullying me. you trying killing yourself with the knowledge that your corpse will ruin a family member's life that they want to live for some reason

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>>69694998
yes, where did it all go so wrong

>>69694970
> The oneitis

Jesus man.

>>69695033
gay haircut for a probably gay woman

>>69695009
howling

>>69694925
women are by and large incapable of pondering existence and meaning and thus not prone to suicide which is almost always precipitated by an existential crisis

this can be seen simply by looking up philosophers around the world which throughout history and presently are almost entirely men

>>69695021
>>69695025
he just dragged the captcha into the comment section

t. accidentally do it all the time

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>>69695016
>>69695021
>>69695025
>>69695049

it was a mistake

https://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuthvXoLhIqeZAWhomH6Edq2jDxOKSIrLtfNk-t2BkcFUNLtwGB61PH5J1PPmjFWXdhMShKOpPal-X_sJIcwZb73WkUwDqURjJUNk1wSkV3drBBcrQn3mRQPCc8i84decB_AvZGZIwJePhbmVCid8vbpq_hd1R-uFTGXe8W_QXhRnoTrphRMyBE3EC8NRHnE5T465LkxgPMMfzV8AEhm3HyubrN81Q&th=,FeRX5MWwvW4F_HyNP3S2jq118lFXGmjwAAAAb6AAAADaawN1jPPjOehrzrbVUUQrr9qxKtgcIVU0que3SyKRhddXZloRgzNteTekXDGldcyPZnG81W3rqNhP5E6vieT9eKtEK6xcbpkBJMNr_ByXQ4u2DdZ1DYx9sFCgD-4zRhNoMaMuL9GOSGdTuMuTV7katK-2OI34G_Lrk3v-pE0TGKh331vkR3KsNiYEMKMTPiBs4beNd3klI1sf9dg_Cgz2tiQuu3mFkttwF50ZOx_EwmoZ1stQ3B_X6M748G7ObcDjI9AFkiTiUX_cu46CFS8D6YMczvli_5ZswYRNPGt4FYSVMh0vvBJpS21Os79-Rz6trwB8zrjTPjxWlUgq8Hk40UvJJBiZJh2Yh1V9jCTIpt0MX-J1ZWIdXjxImC8zcI_Q2ntRfIBCgmwFXKi5iEzhAuUqGpaYlp7IDfLryWPYrdyWyxy1D2V95V93LFLJpPBu2Vj_wFYYq8A3Bom7190RKUzV8yAQZBjrVzkgwFSLdweeZo7tO_fqkkuWIavgOIDc7wW3nG0rsqkz7aysaK1JNIAcIv9wEIhLsRl_GBc8dFo5JGd4d8xJ3a2LYOql6zc_IzHvPlpiCN_EmF5YfXQpck-lbC8SfZ6_pmJbh9yJx0lu95ksodZHF1k2quT3rgRQHG6UBMOKarAB1WRwgtkSaV_GE_FcP4SNvPQqZ4kH4Z6a1rRPZsxKWHTjNUqL1xPHz2TN5acj7bEZCwD5Kk-pKFPAKDf9V7D1CrBRRHdI6RSyWBXhDEy_aqrk0b73H6eoMgS8e_gPTfLm_-lfJVJmKejSkoICvD9l_95zJwTLJOMbV5WYz3HiRDAjWnezK_r_EqcxjbunVjuwX-kg42XwcdQcSQnzOI-_9rwwa_hklZDfQhn8uaBLBaZfvfuq3iTg3K8LXRLKsOntLhtYGwMMe4d9kf2XpmcWhNfrgu8fgmbV7za_kN_0bOyOPS8Bzkb-h-RvE9ZXDSXGEaeCh98-vQ8aIcrbbQ1MRFpPD6EUtPytFZlItdWWyAFKPFVBRd_d6exDQZhIvKrrJZIjD6yL_vKhFW4i9P5CjfHowv9zXt47W7QW7Xk4iB9_MguNpUED6Hq533nbktcBkSvATs6qJUAtM6m_hbod09h3hRH_K2hqWvhlXMlekDwEjPRCxf6WrgZSsJqcjVCeyllN0j7pxmqWB7e70d_e

>>69695009
imagine going on this

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Who /Lib Dems/ here

>>69695030
Then it means you're not fully suicidal you muppet get your shit together

>>69694998
no
t. turtleneck mong

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>>69695056

clicking all the links in this thread ama

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>>69695056

>>69695061
not true at all

>>69695056
thanks for not including my reply in there.

>nah there was no bullying at my high school

if only i could say the same

>>69695073
What did the leaf post

>>69695013
is that like a community college in that there's no entrance requirements?

Stop sharing your secret captchas

>>69695096
No. It's just a correspondence version of a degree, so you don't have to go to uni and can do it from home and take 9 years to finish

>>69695056
please stop this

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Ahh yes, a day off work. What a fine day it is.

I think I'll just open my window and enjoy the cool br-BRRRRRBRRBRBRBRBRBRBZOMMMZMZMZMZMMZMZMZMMRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRZOMZOMZOZMOMZRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRBRBRRBRBRRBPRRRRRRRRRRRRPRPRPRPRPRROERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKRRKRKRKRKRKRK

>>69695056
please don't post my frog again without my permission

thanks

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>25 unique IPs added to my botnet

like marionettes...

going dh pking on a runescape private server lads

ama

>>69695125
was woken up by a leaf blower at 9am today
was not best pleased

>>69695125
no one does garden work in the winter mate.

>>69695127
that's my frog cunt

>>69695125
Squarking

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>>69695141
No I'm in charge here!

>>69695125
fucking detest gardening runts

>>69695110
o ok they have that here too it's mostly used by prisoners because obvs they can't attend a uni and don't have internet or computer access

>>69695086
dunno just made that up lmao

>>69695059
Unlikely image

>>69695146
could do with one of those in this thread haha

people that let themselves get bullied should be killed

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the ex gf

>>69695161
nice1 mate

>>69695091
>>69695091

HuH, Really Makes You Think

>tfw switch between thinking i was bullied and thinking that i just couldn't handle the banter
i mean, i had food thrown at me, was tackled and held to the ground and also reguarly had my shoes taken off my feet, but it was by my friends so it was banter right?

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>romans
>white

>can't walk down my favourite footpath because a tree's grown to block it
don't know what to do

>>69695163

the best defence is a good cry

t. lad who cried while being bullied every art class for a few weeks, then they never bullied me again

>>69695125
think the neighbours at my cottage have started a conspiracy about noise on the weekends

if no one is mowing or trimming or some other bullshit a machine ALWAYS starts up

there are about 5 people in the square KM and I can hear machines operating from 9am until dinner time every day

drives me nuts

>>69695181
dunno why people have such a hardon for JFK he didn't really do anything

>>69695161
exquisite post

>>69695186
all examples of southern italians i imagine.

dentist just filled in my cavity and declared and said I'm sorted now

feels good to finally not have any rotting teeth even though my gob is still numb

>>69695186
>colour paintings
>before 1950
fake

I went alone to both the semi-formal and the formal

Never once saw anyone get physically bullied in school

For the longest time I thought it was just a yank movie meme

>>69695182
banter

Business idea:>>>int/northern/brit/

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>>69695210

>>69695195
bring your chainsaw and cut it down

>>69695218
>declared and said
YOU'RE SORTED NOW
You're sorted now.

>>69695204
runtus maximus

>>69695222
what about the after-formal

>>69695186
this image doesn't really make sense because the guy on the left would most likely idolise vikings over romans

>>69695210
He was probably about to before he got off'd

>>69695210
He wanted to do things but then his head got blown up

>>69695250
we're gonna keep it go-ing
we're gonna rip it up

>>69695250
i didn't go to any semi-formal after-party and i left the formal after-party early cause i was so bored and alone

>>69695154
t. shit garden

>>69695210
IT's like if Obama had shagged Kim Kardashian and then told Putin to fuck off and pointed a nuke at Cuba

wasted too much time in high school crushing after girls I could never have
years of my life

>tfw weakest link in your team

>>69695267
Good post

>>69695276
haha

I played video games instead

>>69695263
One truely accurate american analysis

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>>69695257
>>69695263

>>69695222

went with someone in my year's friend, but went out for a smoke and left half way through the formal because she spent the entire time texting

>>69695234
Lincoln was assassinated by a Confederate zealot who thought it would reignite the civil war

Hitler killed himself after his country was razed to the ground because he decided it would be a good idea to declare war on the entire world

JFK had no real plans aside from escalating in Vietnam

Gaddafi was killed because of the whole Arab Spring nonsense "democracy will surely work in the Middle East this time! no terrorists won't take over"

>>69695285
fucking wicked

rank the sports

>>69695210
https://youtu.be/K7y2xPucnAo

as a jewish person it always concerns me when people suspect us of having a massive conspiracy to control the world
take your meds goy- I mean mate

>>69695285
lol i spent my entire time in high school smoking weed with da 'oiz

went to an all 'oiz hs tho

i played video games and got girls

the worst part about the formal was some greasy fuck was batting above his level going with the hottest gril
i image the hotter guys thought she'd be taken

People that don't use Adblock should get off the internet RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>JFK had no real plans aside from escalating in Vietnam
I like to think he had some pretty big plans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YafZkjiMpjU

>>69695285
I did that too but it was time well wasted imo

>>69695307
caught me off-guard

>>69695285
>>69695276
was a beta orbiter and emotional tampon until year 9 and then stopped talking to girls for years

>>69695325
>>69695295

>>69695327
I have carpal tunnel syndrome now though

blaze a fat doobie man yeh smoke it

>>69695210
seemed a bit of a charming rogue

>>69695275
>>69695257
>>69695263

Jackie Onassis ordered the assassination because he shagged Marilyn Monroe

>>69695322
they subsidize my free content, fuck off bruce

>>69695339

t. loser who never smoked weed with his friends in high school

>>69695345
>Jackie (((Onassis)))

>>69695325
where was this delivered/recorded?

>>69695340
Of course you would think that

my so-called friends asked me not to come with them when they went to smoke weed
the joke was on them because they all got caught

new

>>69695379
>>69695379
>>69695379

New

>>69695370
>>69695370
>>69695370

>>69695373
>to the American Newspaper Publishers Association at a Bureau of Advertising dinner held at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York City

>>69695389
>>69695387
hmm

>>69695454
My thread was first but his post was first

>>69695384
how are you this much of a pussy
>>69695426
>they wouldn't listen

do you think some journalists got "mugged" after writing pieces about this speech?

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>>69695331
I went to an all boys school

forgot how to communicate with females haha

>>69695484
Wouldn't surprise me tb͏h