/brit/

1ero por Malvinas Argentinas

As a Canadian this is like watching the nice neighbours move away and watching gang members move in next door..... what the heck happened.....

fancy cheese and pineapple

got a cute willy

It was an honor to have this man as my President. He represented the best of America. His replacement is our embarrassment and shame who represents the worst of America.

>>69692523
pics

I think all disputed territories should be solved by giving them to Serbia

he is posting tweets...

>>69692537
Alri Arkan

Your love alone is not enough

I want to be the arse in chief

>>69692552
Ahh ok I just logged in I was a bit confused

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*sips my fine wine*

aaahh yes very delightful flavours in this

>>69692533
Cheshire

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There is a light and it never goes out.

>>69692562
I'm the chief of arse

The Obamas were terrific. Not one scandal in eight years. Many accomplishments. Respected by the rest of the world. A great improvement after Geo Bush. (But Trump is even worse than Bush it seems!). Many thanks and best wishes to all the Obamas!

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trump is the perfect antidote tp the neoliberal disease that's infected our education, media and culture

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The shag rocks are British clay

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CLEAVAGE

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Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 29th of January 2016 is mine and it owes me a living

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the bf

Can't believe I'm going to have to unfollow this page(the white house) soon.

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Opinions on my gf's tits?

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>>69692570
used to work at a winery

i guarantee you're drinking sparkling piss that came out of a million gallon tank

>>69692614
Not the first time you've posted him
Who is he?

I live in Sydney Australia and will be sorry to unfollow this page on 20th January have watched from afar they way the Obama's and Biden's have conducted themselves with dignity at all times, all the best for 2017.

>>69692619
almost as if wine has different levels of quality

>>69692618
gabriel morton?

Got called pompous in cash converters

dubs wank

>>69692599
Me on the left

Thank You President Obama. Our entire Govt is in agreement except Trump and his uneducated supporters. He is so easily bought with a few little compliments . What a sad little man.

>>69692582
bit gay

>>69692640
"""fine wine"""

i used to make """fine wine"""

it was interesting how our most mass-produced wine was also our most expensive and labeled as our finest. it was also one of our most boring tasting wines, but the people drinking it never seemed to notice or care

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<3 Lauren

The next president condemned Hamilton as being "overrated." Guess that tells us lots about Trump and that these White House specials are things of the past, especially if major artists refuse to perform there!

>work today

Why does he do it? What is his end game?

how can anyone respect icelandic qualifications if they take 3 additional years to acquire them?Lol pathetic

>>69692676
that's because you're a nation of Deanos
quality is a price tag to you

Hmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUO2oNz5m3I

>>69692693
AM I BEING DETAINED

Food is arriving. Time to eat!

donald trump has more followers in facebook than the white house

>>69692674
Won't be so gay when I shove my cock up your arse a will it?
Haha didn't think so

bit hot today

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>>69692689
true

everyone liked our riesling and i don't blame them. it was delicious and got you wasted

i liked our cabernet though. had really deep flavors that you could only taste as it was tingling your throat on the way down

ebin picture in the op, really made me giggle

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This bird is gagging for a shag with me

i know my rights

>>69692680
It's a bit sad watching you post the same girl over and over

Don't be creepy Steve

serbia is my best ally here in 4chan, i consider all serbians my brothers in arms

>>69692750
looks like his skull has been smashed

>>69692758
I have oneitis for her

YOU MAG

YOU FACKIN MAGGAT

YOU FACKIN BALD 'EADED MAG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEqMmfE28fA

>>69692756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEqMmfE28fA

I'll give you a slap right round that bald head, don't go giving it the large one, you plum

>>69692693
Why do brits always copy the most retarded aspects of America like it's trendy?

>>69692769
Yes we know now fuck off

Canada is the Scotland of America and Mexico is the Ireland

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>>69692775
>>69692777

>>69692762
>his

bait

>>69692750
>Carolyn Petit

https://twitter.com/carolynmichelle?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

>>69692760
glad to hear that, i hold mexico in high regard myself

>>69692784
Nah Hawaii is the Ireland. Mexico is France

colin johnson is an English hero

>>69692808
mag

>>69692812
plum

>>69692795
thanks hermano!!!
i love serbia, i feel serbian, i feel ur culture on a daily basis.
Кocoвo јe Cpбијa!!)))

>>69692821
Don't go giving it the large one

Wayne Rooney is the greatest living Englishman

Nigel Farage close second
Harry Kane close third

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>work t̶o̶m̶o̶r̶r̶o̶w̶ today

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What's your opinion of the French

>>69692835
good lads

>>69692835
At least they're not yanks

>>69692835
AHHH, THE FRENCH

*does a suicide*

>>69692832
hackerman

in the last week i've seen a 12 year old girl hanging herself and a real japanese gang rape both cos of 4chan

should probably stop going on this site sometime soon

>>69692857
Just stop hanging out on /b/ you fucking degenerate

been fapping with extra virgin olive oil recently
only just realised the irony

i'm a chicken fucker

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howling at the stupid normies groaning just because its a monday

stupid normies

ROARING

>>69692857
>a real japanese gang rape
source

>>69692865
one was on here and one was on /tv/

>>69692873
nah

>>69692873
bakky

>>69692870
simmer down runt

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>>69692851

How'd we go from "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, to Mr Trump, let Caitlyn into this stall?"

>>69692894
t. normie wageslave

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/brit/ btfo

>>69692862
Did he died?

sophie is well ugly

edit: sophie from the peep show

>>69692908
ahh yes

a person I care so deeply about

>4-chan

>>69692908
who is this

looks like a fat mong

>>69692902
No real enemy to fight against anymore

>>69692921
My nieces are literally asking why they made an Uncle Damo doll

going to go watch a japanese anime film with the gf later this week lads

haha

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Feels good to wake up at a normal time after two weeks of falling asleep and six and waking at three

>>69692921
KEK
E
K

>>69692790
>https://twitter.com/carolynmichelle?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

yes.. i literally left her name in the fucking filename. shes the gf

thainonce did a thread

>>69682694

I imagine us lying in bed, exploring each other's bodies in teenage curiosity

>>69692979
>7 hours and 24 minutes ago

>>69692964
Step outside Julian. The police have gone home, but we have biscuits and Swedish virgins to rape. Come and play Julian

>>>/pol/106292756

post them

Most of you deserve to be shot quite frankly

>>69692995
Fuck off back to Algeria

>>69693001
nice

>>69693003
What has caused you to reach such a conclusion?

>>69693004
no u

>tfw will sleep in and read books and watch movies tomorrow
>wage slaves will never understand this level of comfiness on a monday

I imagine pumelling my penis into every expanding whole in that young, supple body

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>reading books

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hello rorke?

are you there rorke?

>>69692857

Back to TSR newfag

Hmmm bit worried.

The GF as it were messaged me a bunch of sad shite and begging me to wake up and talk to her (i was A sleep aha)

That was nearly 2 days ago aha

RSD Tyler is the best

there's a song that sounds they're saying "death to the hagueeeeee"

Who else /uniholidays/ here
Feels good getting my 3 months of NEETdom

Students are so naive

me & the bf
bit of ruff n tumble ;)

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483867283798.webm

>>69693093
disguting

>>69693093

Won't be clicking

if you don't go to bed at 11pm the very latest and wake up at 8am the very latest you're a degenerate

>>69693093
the fuck is going on here? why are brits so gay?

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>>69692908

>>69693093
WTF

>>69693105
i go to bed at 3am and wake up at 10 usually

>>69693105
>degenerate

>>>/pol/

>>69693105

Time isn't real

>>69693105
Went to bed 4 hours ago and just now woke up at 12am.

Fuck me i've got exams tomorrow.

>>69693105
I awake at 6:30am.
You are but a lethargic roach in the eyes of my superior peers and I.
Exterminate yourself.

lads its 53 minutes until 9:00am

fuck sake

the current 'une
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07jBiRta4hd

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>>69693089
this

the friend of girl persuasion

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483900903726.webm

>>69693145

don't think you've understood the concept of "very latest"

>>69693135

used to go to bed at 6am even if i had a lesson at 9am

literally almost ruined my life, you can sleep away weekends in what feels like 18 hours

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>he doesnt go to sleep at 9:30pm and wake up at 5am
roaches

>>69693105
I wake late and eat shortly after noon.

>>69693093
charlton kekston.gif

>>69693093
>>69693160
good stuff

>>69693152
>7:00
shan't

had a terrible nightmare someone had to use my computer to order something online

clearing my browsing history and shan't ever be browsing out of incognito

have a weird pain in my heart
how do i aggrevate it to become a full blown heart attack

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>>69693160
think i heard a bone break

could heem every cunt in here

they call me the big dog of primrose hill

>>69693207
me first

>>69693207
meet me King's Cross 12 noon for the battering of your life

>>69693207

meet me an dagenham goals ill test your chin u virgin

>>69693200
You didn't. I know your instinct is to sue someone, but calm down.

Why did Steven Gerrard slip?

Be a man.

>>69693093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bru09VHtf7U

>tfw everytime the path became too narrow i was the one who had to step behind

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Considering a VERY cheeky message

rorkes

>>69693263
this one hits

just watched a VERY good documentary on Netflix about fake wine lads

do recommend xx

choon

https://youtu.be/pWqV3mWNcQM

>>69693265
thats my gf on holiday in australia

dont think so m8

>>69693265
>orgasm privelege
is she talking about the fact that women get way more intense orgasms, shorter refractory periods and have the ability to have more than one at a time?

>>69693265
do it fgt

>>69693284
No, she's talking about the fact that sex ends when the guy orgasms, whether the woman has herself been satisfied or not.

Because she clearly is under the impressions it's 1990 and guys aren't desperate to make their girlfriends cum because otherwise they will be shamed on social media

>>69693268
>Reply to Thread No.69692367
cuck

>>69692634
Who's asking

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blackgf2017

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38552855
>arresting 16 innocent people because Kanye West bribed you to make their insurance scam seem more legitimate

This is appalling and the French police should be ashamed of themselves.

And before anyone starts harping on, it was obviously a fake robbery because nobody would have Kim Kardashian at gunpoint and not shag her up the arse. Even just for the celebrity factor, you'd get a book deal whilst still in prison.

>>69693207
Fuck off mate
I'm 5'6 and built like a brick shithouse

>>69693367
>And before anyone starts harping on, it was obviously a fake robbery because nobody would have Kim Kardashian at gunpoint and not shag her up the arse. Even just for the celebrity factor, you'd get a book deal whilst still in prison.
t. has never robbed someone

narrowed it down to 4 selfies

>>69693250
he thought his first touch was a good one when in wasn't and panicked :(

>>69693395
giz us a look la' x

>Deadly icy spell grips much of Europe, including Greek islands

fucken nord wizard cunts

can't hack it

>>69693304
> guys aren't desperate to make their girlfriends cum because otherwise they will be shamed on social media
> not enjoying making your girlfriend cum just because

loser

>>69693380
>I'm 5'6
the utter state

>>69693395
post them

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muh heritage

virgin, but one of my fantasies is eating a girl until and while she cums

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>be english
>accuse america of destroying the english language
>whilst talking like a jamaican nigger speaking english for the first time

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>>69693365
>black
>works at nightclub
>pizza xd so random
>mirror selfie

at least go for a qt and not some roastie thats already been burned by 5 drug dealers

>>69693440
cant imagine being a muh heritage fag when you're a mutt.

got 9 grand saved up lads

where should i go travelling?

Is 6'0-6'2 the ideal male height?

No point in being taller than 6'2 and being under 6'0 is laughable

>>69693453
to my house xx

>>69693453
Skegness

>>69693447
Those chebs are glorious though

>>69693458
>Is 6'0-6'2 the ideal male height?
Yes

t. 6'1"

>>69693453
best value: south east asia or latin america
nice developed countries: north america, asian tigers, aus/nz
pleb mode: continental europe
adventure mode: the dark continent

>>69693453
Back to Pakistan and take your family with you

Poland

thai chicANO

>>69693472
thinking of going to yankland and hiking some of the beautiful spots in Cali but going on my own maybe i'd find it a bit lonely :/

>>69693453
Nowhere

Put it in a mutual fund

>>69693398
How unfortunate.

>>69693453
Spend it all on lottery tickets and scratchcards instead, why not make more?

>>69693458
No, the ideal hight is relative to the country where you live. Around 10cm above national average is the best since you can still buy clothes and still sit in the bus and girls will still call you tall withouth being ridiculous.

>>69693060
would like someones opinion on this, reckon if i keep missing her spastic outbursts then she will take it to one of her beta orbiters.

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>>69693490
got to live my life lad

>>69693501
hmm

>>69693443
wow so kinky

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Hmmm

be funny if the scots chose to remain after the neverendum

>>69693493
yeah it sucks but we have kloppers now :33

dumb pirate frogposter

>>69693488
you'd be able to travel for longer and hike equally beautiful trails in latin america though

plus more likely to encounter young westerners to accompany you

>>69693519
(they will)

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life's a bitch they say
suicide isnt an option they say

>>69693514
>bluetooth on
>4% battery
>silent

triggered

>>69693458
6'4" is ideal tall enough to almost always be the tallest man in the room, dunk a basketball with a couple months training to, can achieve brick shithouse status, and not too tall to where you'll have to duck under doorways

https://www.reddit.com/r/solotravel/comments/5muuny/was_apparently_drugged_in_colombia_with_burudanga/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=new&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=solotravel

>>69693440
Why the fuck are you searching for girls 50 miles away?

>>69693513
i didn't say it was....

>>69693531
>6'4"
>ideal

literally only for basketball players.

impossible to not look like a lanklet at that height unless you have god tier genetics which no one 4chan does

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>>69692785

yank tinder is fucking dire from what I've seen in /brit/
>6/10 33 year old 70km from you

Ah yes, let's take lectures from a woman who has been millionaire Hollywood royalty for 40 years. Let's show the white working class how evil Trump is while we drink our $300 per bottle champagne from our goblets

I'm 5'8

everyone's so tall these days

>>69693554
he's confusing actual 6'4 with people who say they're 6'4

>>69693528
:'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

>>69693546
I live in a small town that's over an hour away from a city if I set it any less I would get "no one nearby" all the time

>>69693564
well done

>>69693572
I'm 5'11" and I usually feel short when I leave the house

>>69693537
this is why i feel sorry for pretty girls.
they can't have a good time without always having to consider rape

>>69693525
where would i meet them, in hostels i'm assuming?

also isn't south america considerably more dangerous

I just bit a fish oil capsule open
tastes nasty

>>69693607
>south america
>dangerous

besides the actual warzones, like colombia and mexico, no

>>69693554
you'll only look like a lanklet at that height if you don't lift and at that height you can eat like a horse so even if you end up a permabulking mess you still won't look fat

got called the absolute worst human being alive at the global humanitarian awards ceremony today

>>69693583
Was Thai hard to learn

>>69693624
where would you recommend then? muchu pinchu?

and where do i meet other westerners?

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>""""men"""" under 7'2

When will they learn?

Haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzKMhOAly_Y

>>69693635
in greggs?

>>69693624
Brazil is quite dangerous outside of the "white Brazilian" south of the country

So.....based on how catastrophically bum-bothered /tv/ is, it appears Meryl Streep made a quite poor decision last night

>>69693638
Speaking not so much.

Reading is a pain in the arse.

>>69693662
What did she do?

I've made 4 great posts in this thread and have not gotten a single reply, NOT pleased.

Off to bed now.

bye lads xx:)

sweating like a dog in a chinese takeaway lads

>>69693640
Never been to peru. I hiked around guatemala which has rainforests and active volcanoes, very nice. Guatemala also has communities that are filled with english-speaking expats. Avoid the big cities, they're favela tier shitholes filled with fat brown people.

The rural quecha folk are extremely charming but very few of them even speak spanish.
>>69693659
Cities I suppose.

>>69693682
*tucks you in*
*gives you a goodnight kiss*

sweet dreams :)

>>69693679
did an arrogant SJW speech about trump i think

>>69693693
>Guatemala also has communities that are filled with english-speaking expats.

where do i find these? did you go on your own?

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exam in an hour

>>69693703
Why do these Hollywood megamillionaires always feel the need to pontificate to us hoplites as if we give a fuck?

>>69693726
exam in 2(TWO) days, have not studied at all aha.

how do you reconnect with old friends without feeling like an embarrassment?

>hoplites
what

>>69693736
You still have time

>>69693732
t. Jamal Rodriguez

>>69693730
they're all insiders 2bh

they're like a cult

>>69693736
two days is plenty of time, i'm still trying to cram in half my course in the next 40 minutes

>>69693749
yeh no problem i'll just study tomorrow. right?

fuck me dead why am i such a failure.

oh cool, yanks talking about yank politics

>>69693706
I went with my sister but we split up because she stayed in Antigua de Guatemala with all the JFs to drink every night and I hit the trails

Antigua and San Pedro have lots of foreigners. San Pedro was more hippie/commune style IIRC though, didn't stay there very long.

>>69693767
ah yes, just what I came to /brit/ for

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Black Americans need to check their privilege

>>69693785
"sexy" captions are so cringeworthy

>>69693785
>dat bulge

b-benis?

>>69693662
/tv/ is perpetually bum-bothered. its mostly just /pol/tards masquerading as film buffs at this point

absolute STATE of /tv/
feels like im browsing tumblr, fucking hell

>>69693795
Jesus, it's like you've never seen a girl up close

>>69693778
thankyou brother

>>69693817
>implying you have either

>>69693820
np, safe travels friend

i am totally legal to record you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3DtNW6VL8

i'm perfectly legal to do it mate

>>69693823
Yes that's what i'm implying

dumb pirate frogposter jajajaja

wish mum swallowed me

Christ lads it's so cold out here my cider is beginning to freeze

/soc/ was absolutely no help

feel fucking shit lads

honestly wish that lads mum swallowed me.

>>69693832
I remember when i was like 15 and my mate got really heavy into weed and started sharing articles from freemanontheland all the time. he's a complete stoner mong now, quite a shame

>>69693871
worst board after /pol/

>>69693871
You should put that on your tombstone

https://www.reddit.com/r/depression/comments/5mv3cq/i_feel_like_ill_never_have_a_girlfriend_because/

really uplifting thread

might be getting some golf clubs today lads

>>69693871
help for what

>>69693832
Autist recording is an absolute cunt

>>69693866
have to run my water once an hour to keep the pipes from freezing haha

>>69693899
me in the post

>>69693832
that officer in the beginning was CUTE

>>69693914
advice on my selfies
all yank lads and they told me not to wear a turtleneck

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>why yes i do indeed browse the ol' 'dit then post about it on the chon

>>69693927
they're correct lad. never wear a turtleneck

>>69693832
ah yes schizophrenics

>>69693927
link?

My Scottish gf just beat me up lads ;_;

>>69693927
Post your selfies here

>>69693919
Are your pipes surface pipes?

>>69693832

>"you're iPlods aren't ya"
>"what, iPlods?"
>"yeah, not as much power as a real PC"

ROARING

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>>69693093
>the kiss at the start
>the fact that they don't break the chair at all
>the geordie accents

is this kino?

>>69693918
he's funny as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0coipI7d8iU

>>69693943
wrong
>>69693954
nah I think I picked one

wearing a turtleneck with a tie

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found them

wish i had a nice face

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NEW

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Don't mind boys in turtlenecks x

>>69693987
yer lads which one you reckon?

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the gf

Who /newlyNEET/ here?

>>69693994
Delete this yank thread x

>>69693958
i live in a shitty 40 year old trailer. it's rough

moving in the spring though, maybe sooner

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bottom right

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>>69693093
>the knockout blow