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The gf edition
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African American culture
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>>69685130
>no ass
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I'm naming my first born Taylor
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When is she getting BLACKED?
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BAD edition.
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>>69685158
I still remember when it used to be "funny."
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>tfw no Kikuhime
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latinas are criminally underrepresented in porn. Especially natural ones who aren't pumped in silicone
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>>69685130
trash edition
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>>69685233
>Manitoba
>able to afford that
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>>69685242

>2013 was 4 years ago
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>>69685220
What an ugly man
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Well /cum/?
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>>69685286

thats a girl

a CUUUUUTE girl
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>I'm just giving you options. Holy shit, no ones forcing you.
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>>69685202
best girls
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http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Pedestrian-Nearly-Hit-by-Wrong-Way-Driver-Shoots-Man-Behind-the-Wheel-409947825.html

>make old person mistake

>get shot 4 times by nigger
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>>69685294
>that

no
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>>69685279
>Trump was elected 4 years ago
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>>69685085
Seattle metropolitan area. Maybe Portland or thereabouts.
It doesn't need to be in the /city/ city, just close enough so I can commute to whatever job I can find when I get my degree.

>>69685041
Florida doesn't have many job opportunities and I'm only 19

>>69685098
I completely forgot about hostels.
For the real jobs, what do you do when you only have a week? From my experience, most places take at least that just to give you a call back, and when the HM in Seattle wants to give you an interview and he learns you're in Florida, what then? Sure the P.O. box could get my foot in the door.

I guess the biggest hurdle is moving there first, and then getting a job.
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>>69685312
I know a man when I see him
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>>69685294
well duh
>>69685312
if that's a girl then traps arent gay.
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>>69685340
>Florida doesn't have many job opportunities and I'm only 19
I know senpai, I'm just joking

What do you do?
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>>69685294
yes, and then feel shame for the rest of my life and hope s/he doesn't use it against me at some point
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*tells you that everything will be ok despite the fact that everything is not ok*
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>>69685340
Not chasing the minimum meme are you?
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>My ex hates with burning passion and i still miss her
>I embarrassed myself again

should i just kill myself
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>>69685341

apparently not

>>69685347

t. Northeastern pole smoking champion
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will suck dick for (you)s
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>>69685400
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>>69685385
Yes, no more Cara posting would make it well worth it.
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>>69685385
yes

>>69685400
hmu
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>>69685385
since when did mac demarco grow his hair out?

Also just forgot the skank
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>>69685414
>>69685425
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>>69685382
Thanks boo
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>>69685320
welcome to philly
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>>69685455
aye aye
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>>69685385
Please don't kill yourself Sinaloa
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>>69685418
>>69685425

literally my only reason to live is caraposting.

i shall do it more now.
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>>69685278
it's a single cab chevy with nice paint lol
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>the state of negrified America

Sad!
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#FREESHKRELI
#FREESHKRELI
#FREESHKRELI
#FREESHKRELI
#FREESHKRELI
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>>69685385
did you get your steam account back??
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>>69685384
No, I'm chasing the STEM meme but San Francisco is too expensive (and douchey). Seattle has Boeing, Amazon, Microsoft (etc) so it's the next best thing. I also like the climate and geography.

Besides, $15 after inflation isn't gonna change much

>>69685371
You're gonna love this. I'm a seafood monger at a grocery store. But they make me do the work of a department manager for the same pay and no benefits.
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>>69685385
don't do it, don't cry so much over a woman
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>>69685385
it's for the best
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>>69685501
>literally my only reason to live is caraposting.

Being a Mexican must be worse than I even imagined.
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>>69685520

>I'm chasing the STEM meme but San Francisco is too expensive

arent we all
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STOP with the animeposting
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>>69685520
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>STOP with the animeposting
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Mexican is NOT a race, it's a nationality
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>>69685550
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varg is cute

CUTE
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>>69685511
i unironically think """"people""" who butcher their bodies like this are mentally ill and should be helped
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>a fucking leaf is talking to himself in a dead thread
Oh, Canada
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>>69685548
I wish I would've stayed on the path to becoming a doctor but nooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo everyone told me that Computers are where the money and job stability is

boy were they wrong
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>>69685550
This reverse psychology shit is getting old...
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>>69685593
stop hes baiting us for more anime pictures!
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>mfw I'm currently evading ban
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>>69685581
Who /Jonesing for some water filters/ here
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>>69685610
>he doesn't have his own thread

Hmm...
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>>69685611
Maybe you shouldn't take life advice from retards
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I'm the king of /cum/
This is my thread and I just allow you all to post in it out of the goodness of my heart
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>>69685611
Being a general practitioner is a bigger meme than STEM.
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>>69685625
Something for him to do for free?
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>>69685658
suck my dick loser
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>>69685653
What are you studying?
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>>69685520
>I'm a seafood monger at a grocery store. But they make me do the work of a department manager for the same pay and no benefits.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arsZ2JCSKz4
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>>69685602
Has chan culture gone too far?
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>>69685513

No, thats the other sinaloan.

>>69685531
>>69685531

Yeah well, now im not much sad over how upset i fucking am.

she dares to act like she is better than me, she fucking knows my fucking floor is way above her ceiling, she knows me is the closest to success (and i havent done shit with my life) she will ever come in her life.
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*stages coup de atat*
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>>69685679
Accounting. I'm going to be a professional Jew
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>>69685658
I shall sing of your majesty
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>>69685661
I wanted to be a surgeon

>>69685653
when you're surrounded by them they seem like the norm
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>>69685692
snoe

>>69685704
Good choice.
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>>69685610
he's doesn't belong here
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>>69685729
>nose ring
trashed
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>>69685704

lmao.

literally the most boring job ever.
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>>69685729
why are her lips so long
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>>69685756
race mixing
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>>69685756
because shes a stupid whore size queen
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>>69685727
What about you?

>>69685754
Oh well. I'll have nothing better to do for the next 40 years
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>ANOTHER tswift edition

I only shitpost Feli City within the threads, I never force the rest of /int/ to look at her, this is just rude tbqh
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>>69685680
I'm only a minute and a half in and it already hurts, it hits way too close to home.
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>>69685626
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>>69685400
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What was your favorite christmas present? Mine was this pan, it's great
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>>69685729
K. I'll leave if that's what you all want.
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>>69685791

fuck, I cant decide
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>>69685729
last pic reminds me of that kid standing next to the picture of the soviet leader or whatever with a retarded look on his face and he looks just like the guy
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>>69685716
Going to school for 10 years so you can spend 60 hours a week cutting open fat people doesn't sound like much fun. Even if you do get paid a lot.
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>>69685752
i didn't notice, the image is too long

>>69685756
because she's making a stupid face
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>>69685791
https://youtu.be/ZQbkoRmxRoQ
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My autistic buddy from high school to whom I haven't talked in years got married a few weeks ago

Good for him, he always used to say how much he wanted a gf and how much he was suffering

Now he'll know what true suffering is
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>>69685791
Gotta go with Jones
>>69685832
>not having robot eyes
can you do anything right?
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>>69685784
who is this baby gravy lady?
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>>69685796
don't let the door hit your sweet, sweet ass on the way out.
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>>69685795
I got a ceramic frying pan
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>>69685704
Rip
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>>69685852
just fucking divorce her
>>69685796
bye
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>>69685824
post it?
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>>69685851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GInZ4oQhhzE
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>>69685795
I got a nice toaster. My roommate broke my old one.
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>>69685795
I got a frying pan
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>>69685876
Is it oven safe?
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>>69685856
>can you do anything right?
my parents don't seem to think so

i hate myself.
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>>69685867
Sorry, but when you post Taylor generals I can't help myself. I'll just stop visiting the board entirely. Seems like you all are fine.
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>>69685886
getting divorced could really suck or not really affect you depending where you live
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>>69685888
i don't have it ;_;
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>>69685904
You should. Jelly-eyed thing.
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>>69685889
https://youtu.be/zfSjjPaT6rE
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>>69685852
Feel free to stop whining anytime Sinaloa.
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>>69685795
my xmas was awful.

why did you make me remember.
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>>69685898
What's it made of bud
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>>69685862
F E L I C I T Y
E
L
I
C
I
T
Y
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>>69685914
take care

>>69685921
it's okay

>>69685923
i'm sorry.
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>>69685900
Yeah
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>>69685795
My brother gave me a nice Christmas mug years ago, and I still use it today. My autistic efforts to protect it were in vain, as a visiting relative cracked it and now the cracks fucking bigger
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>>69685795
I got a new pair of pants and some new Nikes
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>>69685927
am I that obvious
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>>69685925
Alex Jones is a gift to this planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dJ7nheBaw
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>tfw my taytay folder is on my pc
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>>69685950
good pan
>>69685951
get an exact replica made and give it to him next Christmas.
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>>69685795
little bro got me DQ VII for the 3DS

>>69685796
you mean you'll leaf?
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>>69685932
Here's something to cheer you up

Reminder that I'll always <3 u Sinaloa
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>he got kitchenware for christmas
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/cum/ is the Seinfeld of 4chan
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>tfw your ETFs made huge gains because of Papa Trump getting elected and now you're on your way to the high life

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAHS
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>>69685960
You have been for some, it's not like anyone else here is married.
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>>69685997
>1 thing for christmas only
I just send my parents my amazon wishlist and they order it and wrap it. Everyone gets what they want it's great.
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CONGRATULATIONS
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>>69685975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w
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>>69685997
it was also stuff I already owned because my relatives don't talk to me. giving some to a friend when he bothers to move out.
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>>69685983
Canada and America need to merge.
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>>69685997
>he got a gift devoid of love for Christmas
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>>69685975
He really is
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SUCKING DICK IS NOT GAY
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>>69686008
>/cum/ is the rightful ruler of 4chan
ftfy
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The American posters here are a perfect example of someone who was given way too many trophies for coming in last.

The attention span of a squirrel and absolutely no idea what the word focus even means, nor do they understand that they will be fact checked but their mommy told them they were the smartest kid she had ever...known... so they just think as long as they are talking they are winning... winning like Charlie Sheen.
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>>69686008
meaning what?
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>sinaloa men are supposed to literally be the most manly of all the fucking continent
>sinaloa men on 4chan are a bunch of whiny bitches and a fag that alway wants to be rated

how did it come to this lads.
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>>69686030

I got homemade cookies from my mom

cant get much better than that
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>>69685997
>he got useless junk from relatives that he never talks to
lmao
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>>69686011
I'm not married anymore
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>>69685997

I bought my brother an anime figurine for christmas and it's not going to arrive until the 20th at the earliest

>>69686054
It's a general about nothing
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>>69685983
>little bro got me DQ VII for the 3DS
see you in a year
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>>69686053
*reports for spamming pasta*

Heh, nuthin' personnel kyd.
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>>69686053
tl;dr
>>69686062
>a gift you'll shit out in a few hours
>better than a mug with bumpy snowflakes
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>>69686053
Here's your (You)

>>69686052
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>>69686054
cum is consistently the best thread on /int/ desu
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>>69686083
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Would anyone here like to help me bake some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies?
<3
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>>69685991

you know me bby.

>>69685975
ive seen this video like a million times and my question always is

who opens a jar with their dominant hand? Im right handed and i open them with my left.
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>>69686065
BTFO, how will Sinaloa ever recover?
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>>69686109
quebec why are you such a cuteposter :3
you're making me rethink my stance on quebec
t. alberta-kun
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>>69686109
Only if we bake dark chocolate peanut butter cookies instead.
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>>69686100

>not rationing

Not even half the tin is gone
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>>69686058
At least you guys are still 'manly' IRL.

That's something.
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I tolerate my wage slavery by using my pittance and alms to fund my future

I will earn my CCNA and associate's """Degree""" and begin my life anew as a slightly hire-wage wage slave
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>>69686034
>tfw saw this live
Best moment of my life desu
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>>69686132
Do you like dark chocolate??
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>>69686140
>hire-wage
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>>69685791
you forgot that "girlfriend", contrary to Alex Jones, cannot turn super saiyan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs
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>>69686124
I-I'm not cute!

>>69686132
That can be arranged!
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>>69686134
she gave you a tin too?

well that changes everything, you can literally always find a use for a tin
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>>69686113
>why do people do things with their dominant limbs?
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>>69686152
it's the only chocolate I buy
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>>69686026
We should start with our mouths.

>>69686097
I'm an undergrad.
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https://my.mixtape.moe/riytpo.webm

Nice kots on /wsg/
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>>69686113
>who opens a jar with their dominant hand?
I do
Righty
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>>69686058
There are only three Sinaloans in here:
The rate me dude, which is a pretty nice guy
The redditflag dude, which I don't know much about him
And me, the now divorced lad

None of us are whinny bitches so I don't know what the fuck are you on about
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>>69686109
You're so CUTE Quebec
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>>69686178
Yeah I bet you love it you Slut
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fucked my back up doing deadlifts today.

not fun
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>>69686159
I'm so tired from my job please don't bully me
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>>69686192
anything less than 50% cocoa is for babbys, l
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>>69686123
By focusing on my studies
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/cum/ threads lately have made me really dislike Quebec.
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>>69686166
>I-I'm not cute!
don't lie
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>>69686197
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>>69686187

t. whiny bitch.

>>69686136
people always assume im manly IRL.

if they knew.
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Man this is a NASTY shit
Last time I eat two big ass burgers
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I love you /cum/!
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>>69686187
you moan like a woman about your mairrage every chance you get
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>>69686053
It's about having the conversation. I'm always open to hearing new ideas.
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>>69686244

why is akarin such a slut
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>>69686217
Agreed, and, given that they're my irl neighbors, that really sucks.
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>>69686189
>>69686224
>:c
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>>69686216
>not rebound pussy

You fucked up with the English teacher too.
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>>69686234
A-are you a qt boy?
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>>69685130
Please don't post pics of my sex slave.
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Fuck I'm not gonna survive this poop bros
It's been a fun ride /cum/
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>>69686283
k keep me posted
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>>69686258
Because she is worst lesbian
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>>69686283
Not even memeing I was once hospitalized by a shart.
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>>69686298
It's messy and my stomach hurts
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>>69686245
I stopped doing that days ago

And you too would ''moan like a woman'' if you were married
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>>69686310
there you go again
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>>69686275
Taylor Swift is amazing. I don't care if you guys talk about her at all.
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Made chicken chili. It's terrible. What's wrong with morons who eat chicken instead of beef? At least I can dump hot sauce on it and wolf it down.
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>>69686304
What did it do to you?
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>>69686304
Story?
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>>69686322
Fight me
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>>69686330
I hope he bought the orange properties or else he's screwed
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>>69686330

/cum/ game night WHEN
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>>69686325
She was good when her music had some twang. Now she's just your typical limousine liberal pop star.
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>>69686326
>It's terrible
It wouldn't be if you weren't so bad at cooking
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>>69686310
How long were you married?

t. Married guy who loves his wife, but fears the relationship is starting to come apart
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>>69686340
Why did you two divorce?
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>>69686304
you're shitting me!
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>>69686301
incorrect
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>>69686359
6 years

She left me so I'm selling all of my house furniture and buying a motorcycle haha
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>>69686357
I'm a great cook. Fight me. Chicken just doesn't do it.
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>>69686348
>orange properties
What is this meme
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>there are ""men"" itt who fell for the marriage meme
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>>69686326
Your mistake was not making pork green chile.
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>>69686340
you wanna do this naked?
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nothing like another fun day at work :)
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>>69686356
I meant as a person, but yeah. I'd like to see more country from her at some point.
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>>69686370

yui is best girl, fuck off
>>
daily reminder that you shouldn't be sad and put a big smile on your face!
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Ok it turns out I'll live to fight another day, but my butt feels like it's on fire
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>>69686364
She said I'm too aggressive and that she fears for her life
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>>69686387
That's sounds amazing. Going to look up a recipe.
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>>69686382
t. exceptionally bad cook

How do you even eat the slop you make lmoa
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>>69686381
How will her leaving affect how the assets are divided?
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>>69686352
Saturday
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>>69686396
Wtf is a seafood clerk
>>
>>69686412
kek
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>>69686410

maybe you should stop taking it up the pooper then
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>>69686412
Wtf
I thought that's what made women wet down there
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>>69686415
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69686352
Last night
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>>69686412
BAD HOMBRES
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>>69686438
I had to poop dummy
Never put anything in my butt because I'll not a fruitbowl
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>I'd like to hear more of Taylor Swift's country
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>>69686385
>''men''
You meant pendejos?, because that's what I am
>>69686393
I'm divorced, not faggot
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>>69686426
fish monger
see >>69685520
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>>69686425
>>69686446

multiplayer games, not hunger games

yall niggas need tabletop simulator
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>>69686370
Yui is the tsukkomi to every other cast members boke

the show would just be an autismfit without her there.
>>
>>69686396
10 hour days? Damn.
>>
>>69686443
Only in the initial phase of the relationship, women slowly try to emasculate you in the long-term.
>>
>>69686412
Are you?
>>
>>69686468
I want to play Monopoly or Risk
>>
buy this
https://www.etsy.com/listing/267126055/free-shkreli-pharma-bro-parody-tshirt
>>
>>69686477
Then I thought they left you once they turn you into a bitch
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>>69686463
>wants to fight
>wont do it naked
>implying homosexuality
pussy
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>>69686482

so get tabletop sim
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>>69686304
I liked this post so much I made it my background.
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>>69686425
>>69686446

RIP HGbro
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>>69686405
Sadness is an important part of the feelings as much as happiness.

You just can't avoid them because you want it.
>>
>>69686497
How much is it?
>>
>>69686412

is bs man, she kinda use the same bs and we were never married.

Is just excuses to be out there whoring.
>>
>>69686482
^^^ THIS ^^^
>>
>>69686461
I dunno. I don't really care about her music all that much or listen to it 2bh.
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>>69686423
It won't, we were ''married'' as in, we were just living together for six years
She just took her clothes and cats and went back to Florida
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>>69686487
Shkreli is a fucking lizardman and you know it
>>
>>69686414
>on a burger with fries
>aka a slopper
If you find it, make sure it's New Mexico or Pueblo style, and not Denver style.
>>
Put sour cream and hot sauce on my chicken chili

Wtf I love it now
>>
>>69686425
who won that? i went to sleep
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>>69686402
>the comedic foil is the best character

>>69686469
i understand her purpose, but that doesn't make her interesting
>>
I made a state themed hunger games but it's too late to post it now.
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>>69686505
>dat resolution
>>
someone can make a haxball room
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>>69686546
See for yourself
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>tfw really ugly
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>>69686512

10 bucks because you didnt get it during the sale
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>>69686546
Trump
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>>69686546
Trump, HG bro was b& though.
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>>69686479
Only when you push me too far
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>>69686540
Hatch chilis gotcha
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>>69686540
Forgot pic
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Me n Baja
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>>69686560
>4th
Not bad desu, how did I die?
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>>69686560
>>69686566
based
>>
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>i want to play monopoly
>>
Canada >>>> Mexico >>>>> USA
>>
>>69686510
Are you the real BajaChan?
>>
>>69686564
Give me your Steam then pussy
>>
>>69686514
I don't care either way

I'm a free man now
>>
Me and the anon with the divorced wife leave in the same city, is a small one.

>tfw he will never be my husbando

Why live.

>>69686556
Yes!
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>>69686593
L-lewd!
>>
>>69686472
I only get to sit for 1 hour, during an unpaid lunch break. My managers won't let me take my government-mandated 10 minute breaks.

I'm so tired when I get home that I pretty much fall asleep, wake up at like 8 to eat dinner, and go back to sleep

I wish I was european
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>>69686595
Hod anzu is so fucking ugly
Someone seriously explain this meme
>>
>>69686602

I dont have it, you have to buy it
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>>69686510
Alright, you know too much, tendre que silenciarte
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>>69686599
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>>69686599
In reverse order, I see.
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>>69686505
>tomorrow
gas yourself
>>
>>69686505
You have a folder labeled hentai on your desktop? Do you like to live dangerously?
>>
>>69686621
How else are we going to play if you don't have steam
>>
>>69686630
Yeah but Guatemala >>>>>> Canada
>>69686632
FOY
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>>69686642

I have steam, you dummy
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BIG WHITE TITTIES
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>>69686615
It's the testosterone finally taking over.
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>>69686571
Yessir.
>green or red?
Always know the answer to this in NM. Goddamn, I miss NM.
>>
>>69686640
I live by myself.
>>
>>69686593
Who am I?

>>69686601
Maybe.

>>69686629
>tendre que silenciarte
¿Qué me vas a hacer?
>>
>>69686661
Tits >>>>> arse
>>
New
>>69686639
>>69686639
>>69686639
>>
>>69686661
that ain't white nigga
>>
>>69686651
Come say that to my face.
>>
i ate so much fucking shepards pie please cut me open so i can eat it again
>>
>>69686610
Dem pussy is a vice bro
>>
>>69686655
I'm going to fuck you up if you don't start making sense real fuckin soon
>>
>>69686661
>jews
>white
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>>69686670
Can I come room with you? I promise no gay stuff
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>>69686661
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>>69686723
>I promise no gay stuff
>no gay stuff
You can't spell conway without con
>>
>>69686661
Fuuuggg
>>
>>69686614
complain to the government?
>>
I wonder what it'd be like to have your local Representative be the Premier of your province. Would seem comfy.
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>>69685196
Is fucking trash
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