southern/brit/

sophie

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anime

a drooling retard must be making these threads

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>>69678381
>>69678381
Pretty sure the angry Irishman and 3 incher are different people

GET HIM JANNY

>>69678462
>drooling retard
That's London for you

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>>69678459
No. You're not.

true southerner reporting in

Top 5 hip hop artists in no order

Kanye
Kendrick
Childish Gambino
Pharaohe Monch
Kid Cudi

who /Hampshire/ here?

>>69678462
>>69678492
>>69678493
Northerners not permitted.
Make your own thread (i.e. Mud hut)

do you have prominent cheekbones and a defined jaw line?

>be British
>stick a fork into the socket
>nothing happens
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>/brit/ is talking about girls and sex again

For god's sake.

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>>69678533
my jawline is alright imo

Name a shitter place on Earth than Middlesbrough

>>69678533
Quite good

>>69678576
Luton

>>69678571
elfmode, but better than being farage tier

>>69678555
>can't even end our lives with a high voltage shock
proper nanny state, eh

have been having that sex with those girls again?

>>69678571
fuck off chad

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>>69678561
/brit/ is a normie general

>>69678589
Nope

Watching Americans eat food on Youtube. They're somehow even mongs about this.

>Some woman bites into a sandwhich
>"Tastes like bread"

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>>69678571
nice, very impressive

>>69678621
'sheed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWke6jK4rI
at :46

the video's literally just lyrics and they fuck it up

>>69678489
>lad there's another irish poster with a 3 incher who is literally always angry, he's genuinely a broken man

hi

Its not that small btw

HOWLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_F1-TtA19M

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>>69678592
>tfw no thick as fuck neck due to massive amounts of fat under chin

>>69678631
perhaps she was expecting it to taste like the sandwich ingredients, and, mixing them incorrectly, has fucked her sandwich

>>69678678
how big is it then

>>69678678
alri fitizen

"lads" is that the preferred parlance in here as well? if so,

lads, i think i have a solution to the incompetence of millennials and the so-called NEET epidemic

>>69678683
that fucking thing looks like paper I just wanna rip it half with my bare hands FUCK

>>69678683
looks like he's trying to tear the poor stingray in half

>>69678489
im 3 inch lad and im not the angry poster
infact most of posting is just memes, /brit/ is terrible for discussion

>>69678717
Yeah, we're the House of Lads.

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>>69678717
fuck off mate

Why does /brit/ never talk about drugs any more, lads?

>>69678648
Inferior poortherner.

You were told by a member of the Patriots' Alliance to get out, mate. Now do so, now.

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>>69678730
>>69678678

If I'm being honest, I think I would get along with Irish lads irl better than brits

>>69678751
i'm high on weed rn ngl

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>>69678762
im CIA, you can trust me

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>A unicameral legislature? Why of course I'm not in favour, I demand we pay a bunch of rich unelected elites taxpayer's money for an hour of work a day

>getting into a bed with fresh bedding after a shower

Currently experiencing this. VERY nice feeling.

>>69678786
>not wanting to preserve the EU just to become a MEP through a meme protest party

so.....words that follow?

>>69678608
I wish, I'd take normies any day over these mouth breathers.

haha do you people watch awesome games done quick too?

NORTHERN LADS, GET IN HERE:

>>69678805

>>69678805


>>69678805

>>69678686
Na lad, she's a spastic. She thinks back bacon is ham.

HORSHAM

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the gf

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ah yes, the south

>>69678751
its because WE

The NOOOOOOOORRTHERN BRUDAS

now know it is degerate

>>69678837
all bacon is ham and all ham is bacon. its all pig mate

>temperatures in the UK will drop below temperatures of Iceland next week

bloody glad I'm not Northern hahahahahahaha

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>A unicameral legislature for my state? Not at all, m'lady, we should have two bodies that are virtually identical needed to pass any laws.

>>69678888
checked

Cannot think of even one white Londoner

>>69678858
>>69678862
Let's make northern/brit/ a thing, lads:
>>69678805


No more pooftas, no more degenerates. It'll be paradise.

I'm Scottish and not sure whether to post in southern or northern /brit/

might just hope on over to /eire/ tbqh

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>>69678858

>african philosophers

>tfw an autist in an extrovert country

>>69678831
>still 0 replies
oh god how embarrassing

>When his home county doesn't begin with 'Surre'

laughing_whores.jpg

>>69678811
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HOUSE OF LORDS CANUCK

Our House of Lords is like your Senate. Completely unelected. Ours is worse though because we have fucking bishops as a part of it.

Our House of Lords is the BIGGEST (as in most members) legislature ON EARTH except for the Chinese Parliament.

We have twice the members as the US house of representatives despite having a fifth of their population. It's bigger than India's, it's bigger than the EU's, it's bigger than Brazil, Indonesia, Nigeria, the Philippines and Bangladesh's legislatures (all of whom have a population over 100 million people).

And we have no say in who is elected whatsoever.

Very shit tbqh but people defend it because of muh tradition.

WANKERS

haven't had a wank in 2017 lads wahey

>>69678871
t. a fucking spastic yank CUNT

>>69678858
What's the point of an oriental and African school if they primarily study Europeans?

>>69678930
>the House of Lords is bigger than the House of Commons
Really activates my almonds. At least you lot have the Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949.

>>69678939
the molecular structure is the same tbf

Really not looking forward to work tomorrow.

>>69678930
Why would the number of people in a country affect the number of people in government wtf

>>69678915
thanks mate bye

>the absolute state of this thread

>>69678936
Don't break the chain until 2018.

>>69678700
4.5

The Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949 should be repealed 3bh

Golden oldie

http://snipeseyes.ytmnd.com/

>>69678910
>north general
>no more degenerates
gonna be one fucking empty general

>>69678984
FUCK OFF YANK

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>african philosophers
what did he mean by this

>>69679023
your life should be repealed

>>69678648
Middlesbrough is full of pakis though.

>>69678977
Tony Blair also reformed it with the HoL act of 1999.
Criticise him all you like but that was rather admirable.
Before that members could literally pass their membership down to their kin when they died as if it was a fucking house.

>>69678990
because parliament represents the people perhaps.
There's also a clear trend in terms of population and # legislative members.

It isn't a coincidence China has the biggest legislature on earth.

peeled this orange but there's still some rind left so i have to repeal it

>>69678858
I attend this university and can confirm that many of the students are fucking moronic. Here are some classic examples

>Jeremy Corbyn came to do a talk, all the JFs and minority students wanted to go because muh socialism
>ongoing campaign called Justice4Cleaners which does nothing more than meet once a week in the atrium and clap each others wank talks about justice (for cleaners)
>daily complaints from students that the word "oriental" is in the uni title
>got email from the SU that said "As your newly elected SU, we are here to aid you in whatever way we can. Be that through supporting educational dilemmas, helping facilitating events or bringing your fantastic ideas on how to smash the patriarchy to life ;)"
>someone put stickers all over the walls where people go to smoke that say "WARNING: ANTI-FACISTS PATROL HERE. RACISTS NOT WELCOME"

the memes go on

69679063
Shan't be granting Royal Assent to that bill

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worst PM in living memory?

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>>69679045
s-sorry lad i will remove myself now

>>69679020
you ever been with a girl m8?

If yes, has she commented on it?

West Sussex here.

I have absolutely nothing in common with Londoners, you're not southerners.

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>>69679058

The most important philosopher of all time, Aristotle, was black

>>69679095
Without a doubt. She's even more about muh old people Christian morality than any recent PM. No one except people over 70 give a shit about that.

>>69679095
no, just worst PM

>>69678930
only the quebecois dont like the senate in canada, despite the eastern provinces having a disproportionate amount of senators

quebec is always right

my youtube homepage is nothing but 'muslim apologists get owned' and 'my dog's last moments' videos

>>69679074
The US House of Representatives has stayed at 435 members since 1911 despite the US adding almost 100 million people and 3 states since then.

>>69679095
idk lad

Is Enda Kenny the worst Taioseach in living memory?
I haven't met one Irish person that remotely likes him.
And I'm Irish so I know quite a few of them.
My family is from Galway and Cork though so I don't know if they're hardcore anti-fine-gael areas.

>>69679131
East Sussex here, you're all a brunch of inbreds
>lancing
You call that a place inhabited by humans?

>>69679144
>any british person ever
>caring about christian morality
t. prince "think of mohhamed" charles

>>69679095
who thought it was a good idea to put a woman in charge of things?

>>69679152
>despite the eastern provinces having a disproportionate amount of senators
get cucked westies

>>69679074
Piss off, the House of Lords stops parliament being fucking retarded

Having them be elected would defeat the purpose, they have representatives fro everywhere, why not religious institutions

>taoiseach
LMFAO!

>>69679095
>leave wins
>dave resigns
>may appointed
>may passes nanny laws
>article 50 a few months later
>election
>new PM elected
>everyone forgets about may within a year or two
>nanny laws still in place

starting to think this is all planned

Just got home from the boozer

cucknadians get the FUCK out

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reminder of the official boundaries

>>69679152
>despite the eastern provinces having a disproportionate amount of senators
who lives in the west

Vancouver

That is literally it.

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do any of you brits go to mass?

""church"" for you protestant heathens

need a succ

>>69679175
435 members was too much to begin with so they've grown into having 435 so to speak.

With us we'd need another couple of centuries to grow into needing 800 fucking members.

>>69679227
>labour winning

Labour aren't winning any time in the foreseeable future mate

>>69679247
british columbia and alberta both have 4 million people

the eastern provinces have more senators per capita

>>69679242
Correct desu.

NOW, FELLOW NORTHERNERS, EMIGRATE TO NORTHERN/BRIT/ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE:

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>>69678805


>>69678805

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>>69679195
He's a very weak leader, he doesn't really do much or appear in public very often. He refuses to even debate other leaders.

>>69679203
Steady on.

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Why are all barbers such boring, braindead dullards? Talking to them is such a chore. They're always such knobheads, and I hate them.

>>69679195
yeah he's fucking shite

why are we splitting /brit/? this is pure autism

>>69679204
Old middle class women care about it or at least pretend to. Women like May.

>>69679271
succ : ℕ → ℕ

>>69679195
a lot of our taoiseachs are shit so he doesn't stand out

>>69679315
I'm loving it because I can smell janny sweating from here

>Canadians trying to emulate the House of Lords without any lords
Havin' a giggle

>>69679210
>Piss off, the House of Lords stops parliament being fucking retarded
If the people vote for retards, then the people shall have retards.
That's democracy.

Let's look at other unicameral nations:
Norway
Sweden
Finland
Denmark
New Zealand

All five of whom are consistently in the top ten for HDI, education, etc, etc.

They're hardly on fire.

>>69679290
shite gimmick t b h

>>69679316
>theresa "import trillions of sandnigger rapists" may
>christian
ah yes

>>69679311
any holidays planned this year mate?

>>69679112
lol, no

>>69679282
So how many should there be per million people in a country? Who defines this? You? On what basis?

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>>69679247
>>69679288

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>>69679352
having a howl to this

>>69679363
Typical southerner. We northerners deserve independence and freedom from your oppression tbqh.

i relapsed on coke again lads

(coca cola)

>>69679425
the absolute state of that thing

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>>69679425

>>69679357
But Australia, Canada, and the US are each bicameral, though they are all federal and the upper house in Australia and the US is elected.

>>69679410
>nova scotia has more senators than british columbia
screaming

>>69679242
>Staffordshire half northern, half midlands

Hmmm. Seems absolutely retarded to me. A lot of the posher people live in the county's north, as well.

You can't just split it like that.

>>69679454
SCREAMING

>>69679425
That WHITE POWER ranger shirt looks like shit.

Jesus does he need to lift.

>>69679357
You sound really reddity mate ngl

>dude just like direct democracy lmao
>dude like just be a republic
Best argument against democracy is a conversation with a voter

despise canadians

>>69679410
>>69679462
C U C K E D

original confederation ONLY

got a headache
might do a sleep

>>69679410
>don't even make the Senators equal per province
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

shut UP you stupid LEAF WANKERS

I don't CARE about you

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What an absolute lad!!!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4099396/Nigel-Farage-downed-WHISKY-lessons-posh-public-school-just-14-let-caning-owned-up.html

doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLcwuTRgwoc

>>69679548
that would make even less sense you dumb yank

Genuinely browse reddit and awful lot now a days

Hampshire

>>69679290
Might as well make Scotland, Wale, NI, and England generals while you're at it. Pointless gimmick.

>>69679578
That's how Aussies and Yanks do it, but then again we elect our Senators and don't leave the process to the representative of some blimey ol' bint on the other side of an ocean.

>>69679616
aussies wish they were yanks

>>69679611
We already have two England generals.

The other "countries" can fuck off to Eire for all I care. Only England matters.

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>why yes let me talk about my irrelevant tundra wasteland of a country in /brit/ 24/7 and being an annoying fucking cunt every day

>>69679463
it's because stoke is in that part
stoke is 100% northern but parts of southern staffordshire are west midlands urban area

>>69679653
Fucking hate yanks you've been utter shit tonight

But still agree

>>69679570
i went to school drunk on vodka and put goon in my water bottle all throughout year 12 tbf

might give the ol' cocktip a rub

>>69679648
>Only England matters

Great post lad

Can someone experienced in video editing change the subtitle for this clip to reference Janny?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4099396/Nigel-Farage-downed-WHISKY-lessons-posh-public-school-just-14-let-caning-owned-up.html#v-2073177896162014723

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Why do the southerners have such an inferiority complex towards the northerners?

>>69679357
>Norway
>Sweden
>Finland
>Denmark
>New Zealand

don't forget us!!

yeah we're corrupt as all fuck and lie about every stat we tell the rest of the world, but we're still in that 'top ten' category cause everyone kind of likes us

>>69679717
Thanks lad.

>>69679742
Don't mind northerners 2bh
a lot of it is quite nice

>>69679753
Fuck off you bicameral shithole

>>69679648
>/eire/ becomes /celt/ and takes in the other countries
>/brit/ splits between north and south
it's only one more general than currently and the threads move too fast anyway, there's too many posters
welsh would be welcome in /northern/ though imo

>>69679648
why do you want whites out of /brit/ so badly?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtAMsaCWN0

tune

Choonmaster Clearwater Revival: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmjNIJ4YIFI

wonder if the fat boy is ever gonna get tired of complaining about canada

>>69679798
Whites are already in /brit/, mate. It's the non-whites who need to leave.

>>69679787
Exactly, lad. Good to see some intelligent people are in this thread.

>>69679801
ah yes, wubwubwub gwoarg

guys when are my pictures of the queen going to be worth 2 dollars again assistance required

Hate yanks
Hate Aussies
Hate kiwis
Hate niggers the world over
Hate pakis and Indians
Hate all slit eyes
Hate continentals
Hate south Asians
Hate Slavs
Hate scandis
Hate monkeys and argies
Hate northerners
Hate Londoners
Hate Irish
Hate scots
Hate Welsh
Hate Cornish
Hate the south bar Devon

LOVE Devon

>>69679844
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

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>southerners won't know what this is

>>69679700
what's goon

>>69679895
all me

>>69679905
FOY

>>69679895
What about midlanders?

genuinely quite like everyone
except pakis

>>69679904
more and more glad I'm not this northern

>>69679929
No such things
Northerners in denial

>>69679895
>LOVE Devon
Stopped reading right there

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>>69678930
kneel

>>69679895
>doesn't mind the midlands
cheers lad

>>69679844
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNuQulK6N0

>>69680000
Wtf keep this crazy bitch away from my house

I can't even deadlift that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLUjeWs_FuM

white cliffs of dover is racist 2bh

paint them brown i say

moving to Brentford 2bh

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Why do you let criminal foreigners join the House of Lords?

>>69680008
See>>69679972

>>69680056
maybe do more reps at lower weight
that shit is going to take you to snap city

>>69680056
you're also not taking the amount of roids he is

>>69680000
>Angelina will never be queen

Awful feel.

>>69680084
did a chuckle at this

If you don't reply to this post then you'll never get a girlfriend

>>69680000
I'll kneel before that GET

>>69680043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GqR_3j4-K4

>>69680000
screeching at this post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydhv2PqEUG4

Mountain Monsters is a laugh.

America is the one country on Earth that has the right mix of freedom, prosperity and celebrity culture to develop people like these lads. No ironic detachment.

how to get rich fast like REALLY increidble hihg speeds

>>69680105
Reparations for colonialism. Expect there to be the Viscount Trump in there once he gets done with the Presidency.

>>69680137
does she still have tits?

>>69680105
Criminals are based tbqh

Everyone knows that.

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>>69680163
unironically know people like this

>>69679895
am i a continental if i'm underwater

I adore everything about this amazing little girl, she is such a free spirit whose sexual energy is stellar and without limitations. I'm thrilled for her that she was able to transition over quickly to doing what she loves most on camera, lots of black guys, just like in her private life. She's my bae :)

>>69679923
just asking friend, least you could do is tell me

>>69680152
/japanesegf2017/ here I come

>>69680257
I just realised why Dutch sounds like drunk German

It's because you're all bloody underwater! ahaha

looked up "how to identify a female narcissist" and my ex gf ticked 9/10 boxes

can't believe I used to sit with a group of pakis at lunch in school. would like to go back and give my head a wobble round

>be yuropoor
>can't even afford radio

LMOA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXUkddrnsXQ

>>69680105
how is the USA still this pinnacle of democracy when they always come down harder on people just trying to make a quick buck

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Pic related average southerner

>>69680152
Do I get a gf if I get dubs

>>69680297
All women are narcissists you fuckin eejit

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>all the jfs in southern Brit

>>69680348
It said only a third of women are clinical narcissists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OBGlBly_Wk

>>69680319
The US has the strictest laws on insider trading because apparently it's unfair and anticompetitive.

>>69680155
>listening to creedences blues songs, 8 minutes of such
shan't
their strength was always their folk shit rather than rock/blues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA7iGxV6rt4

>>69680373
So a third are batshit narcissists while the other 2/3 are just borderline batshit

>>69680385
you always hammer people on tax as well when other apparently "socialist" countries are like meh

>>69680275
goon is slang for boxed wine in aus
now FOY
jk ILY babe

not enjoying the current /brit/ schism

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>>69680297

"female narcissist" is a bit tautological mate

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>>69680424
INDUSTRIAL MILITARY COMPLEX

kneel gale geh mot ah gum

>>69680402
I like that stuff as well, I guess we'll just agree to disagree on their blues.

>>69680424
Gotta fund that military-industrial complex tb-h

>>69680359
It's disgusting desu.

We need to have a separate general for honorary Brits.

>>69680457
>>69680419
i suppose

my ex was by no means batshit but definitely a narcissist


the only box she didnt tick was the erratic/psycho aggressive behaviour one lol

>>69680457
7 > 6 > 5 > 1 > 9 > 4 > 8 > 3 > 2

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>"female narcissist" is a bit tautological mate

>>69680163
look at the comments

>southern/brit/ is full of JFs just like real life
HOWLING

>tfw poo camera so I can't take pretty pictures of myself

>>69680468
their blues is good, as is all blues, but i can't shitpost my own personal taste in music at high speed if i'm listening to 8 minutes of it

also
>military
>bad
shan't be dropping my inhaleable mustard treats on you

>>69680152
just in case

>>69680603
post pics

>>69680457
>tfw no female narcissist gf to cuckold me

>>69678404
WTF
When did we split into north and south?
fuck off hate this gimmick

>>69680296
Spit out my drink

never thought I'd live to see the great rift finally emerge, to see the grudges and rivalry come to the surface, i never thought i'd live to see the great /brit/ civil war

>>69680651
same

>>69680651
since always, cuck.

Don't like it? Don't give it a shit. Fuck off elsewhere. Northern freedom is long overdue.

>>69680296
Excellent A-grade top-of-the-line post

>>69680603
>tfw have a thousand-dollar camera and thousands of dollars in lenses but I can't take pretty pictures because I'm too lazy to take it outside

>According to local folklore, the term originates from an incident in which a monkey was hanged in Hartlepool, England. During the Napoleonic Wars, a French ship of the type chasse marée was wrecked off the coast of Hartlepool. The only survivor was a monkey, allegedly wearing a French uniform to provide amusement for the crew. On finding the monkey, some locals decided to hold an impromptu trial on the beach; since the monkey was unable to answer their questions and because they had seen neither a monkey nor a Frenchman before, they concluded that the monkey was in fact a French spy.[2] Being found guilty the animal was duly sentenced to death and hanged on the beach.

Ah yes, Northerners

>>69680665
>>69680704
boot lickers

>>69680477
>t. Farage

what's a JF

>>69680163
I actually cannot tell if that video is ironic or not

>>69680697
you're in southern/brit/ dickhead, the other one can't be that good if you're here

wonder how long it will be before janny deletes both of these threads

He must be screeching his head off

More choonage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUNgQ03D2qA

>>69680716
Very impressive.

>>69680716
fuck off PETA cuck

>>69680733
Observing inferiors and recruiting superiors, m8. Like any true patrician.

>>69680152
help

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>southern/brit/ 275 posts
>northern/brit/ 140
poortherners btfo

>yanks actually think lacrosse is "hurling on steroids"
lmao

what the fuck is in their water?

what's JF
what's FOY
what's FONT
what's alri
what's absolute state
what's kev and tim
what's spare some oats brother

>>69680726
You're not seriously insulting based Farage, are you mate?

That's ground for banishment.

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>>69680835
Estrogen, makes the frogs gay I heard.

>>69680852
tbf, he is better than dr*mpf

>>69680851
lurk moar

>>69680851
FOY is what you need to do pal

>>69680851
FOY

>>69680815
this literally, and I mean LITERALLY has double the IPs the other one has.
united the /brit/s pls

>>69680882
Frogs are already gay

Fucking poof

Redpill me on Southwark.

what's a leppo

>you people in this video are crap, you don't even understand lacrosse and your criticizing it. not only is it an amazing game, the history of the sport is so amazing too. it was given to the native Americans to please the creator. It settled things rather than going to war with different tribes. it is called the medicine game because it heals you, and makes a part of you feel so glorious and humbled to be blessed with the greatest sport ever played. Holding a stick in my hand makes me feel so thankful. This was is what lacrosse is, its not crap, its a way of life and it doesn't need to change with more contact to please idiots like you. Only a person with any sense would understand that.

FUCKING YANKS LMAO

>>69680921
gary pls go

>>69680921
A place in Syria

>>69680921
Like a seppo but from Reddit

Like yourself

>>69680908
My favorite past time. You should come visit.

>>69680929
>be Indian
>try to lacrosse the white man to get him to go away
>get conquered

>>69680901
Both /brit/s are much better like this. "Unity" only caused chaos. Freedom has caused both to be much better.

But a Cultural Marxist like you don't care about that, does he? So long as he can exhibit control like the kike he is.

Get out of MY /brit/, cuckold.

Woah...This thread is so multicultural....Truly the south is superior!!

>>69680958
not into feet but i find it quite relaxing to tickle my own feet

reckon if i was really rich I would pay some qt to tickle my feet as a sat and worked, like a roman emperor or an egyptian pharaoh might

>>69680876
wow

who is that girl

got called a southern poof in northern/brit/

s**thern scum

>>69681056
You probably are a southern poofta then, m8.

which /brit/ should I align with and why??

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>>69680996

south = shit

>northerners INCESSANTLY posting in here
You really can't stay away lads, must be hard

south = shit

NEW THREAD (for southerners only) LADS:

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>>69681156

Britain looks like a turd lmao

RULES
Southern /brit/izens:
>Southern English
>Welsh
>Irish
>Jfs

Northern /brit/izens:
>Northern English
>Scottish
>Northern Irish
>Aussies/NZ

These are the RULES. You must NOT break them.

>>69681130
north because we're not poofters

even our gays aren't poofters, just manly men who like to naked wrestle other manly men sometimes

>>69681221
This tbqh.

>>69681221
>Northern /brit/izens:
>Aussies/NZ

No mate. You can fuck off with that shit.

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>>69681416
>>69681416