Italian girls

They're not animals so they're looking for a loving relationship to fulfill their whole being instead of a penis to fill their vagina maybe?

>>69662278
Maybe because you can't talk italian?

>>69662278
They are Latinas, so:

You must be rich.

Also you must be super alpha.

The come from a deeply macho and slutshaming society so they are very, very careful who they fuck and they will carefully analyse the ramifications of their sexual adventures. If you are not 100% worthy, they won't look at you.

>>69662278
Still have Christian values, not degenerate nihilistic Germanic cunts

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>>69662492
>fulfill their whole

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>>69662278
>Thinking those refined and delicate Italians are at the same level of those UK skanks

>>69662739
your women are the worst. Not as qt as Italians but still think no man is worth fucking.

>>69662492
>>69662685
>>69662739
>I have never talked with an italian girl

Most of my female friends are cheating whores who fall in love (big word) with whoever treats them worse

>>69663112
You are probably Milanese

>>69663112
They are also fucking neurotic.

I have a Venezuelan friend dating a 9/10 crazy Italian bitch with daddy issues and destructive tendencies. The worse he treats her the more she clings. She has taken flights across Europe just to prevent him going out at night with a female friend

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>>69662278
Can't imagine why a Brit would have trouble getting laid. Any help lads?

>>69663219
>>69663112
Wtf is this really how women are? I thought it was a meme

>>69662649
this
>>69663206
also this.
probably the most difficult women on earth to get laid with

try your luck in Phuket, expat ahahaha

>>69663285
Many are like this.

They are attracted to assholes they see as superior in the social hierarchy and that are not stopping around to please women.

>>69662278
You are ugly
You are shy
You don't speak any Italian
You are drunk
You don't know how to flirt
You don't lift

Pick one at least

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>>69663254
then explain why American girls crave Anglo cock, Tyrone. Your girls are the easiest for a Brit.

>>69663319
10/10.
Tha sas doúme to kalokaíri, fíle

>>69663447
because Americans are fat Anglos you stupid pasty fuck haha get fucked in the ass by your ladyboy fiancee

>>69663382
6/7.
Damn. I sould change.

>>69663206
Uni is in Milan but me and my friends are from various parts of Lombardy

You're fooling yourself if you think the city or whatever has anything to do with that, it's just how grills are, and outside of Italy too of course.

>>69663219
>The worse he treats her the more she clings

The truth.

>>69663285
>>69663375
I believe it's more about them fooling themselves these guys really love them and that's just how they are and they can change that etc etc.

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>>69663447
>The everyone in England is Hugh Grant meme

>>69663285
No it's 100% true.
But it's not unique to Italy or Latin culture.

I have had multiple gfs threaten suicide over a break up.

And now think we trust these people to participate in politics and guide the future of our countries. lol?

>>69663112
is that why arab guys get so much puss

>>69662278

most italians don't get laid too, that's why the country is filled with east europeans hoes

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>>69662278
JUST

>>69662278
probably you are not that metrosexual brit chad but instead.. a fucktooth cheap-looking.

>>69664020
*most italian males

quite possible. NEETdom here is a real issue.

>>69663725
That's just the hamster running in their head trying to reconcile how shitty they are treated vs how they just keep accepting such shitty treatment

THE ETERNAL ANGLO

Italian girls were the ugliest among all Europeans I have ever seen. Including WHOLE Europe.

>>69664120
also true

why are girls so shitty yet so beautiful, frenchbro

>>69664292
they're beautiful because you want them and shitty because they don't want you

>>69664157
t. Mongol

>>69663725
I feel like you and your friends just somehow gravitate towards the clinically insane type of girls.

>>69662278
Brush your teeth

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>>69664373
Maybe.

Have a grill from my class

>>69663382
not him but 2/7
what's wrong with being drunk btw do they not drink or something

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>>69664040
;_;

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>tfw no italian gf

>>69664588
from my experience being drunk in Italy is not cool and Italians, especially girls, don't get wasted very often. Drunk people are made fun of.

>>69664588
>what's wrong with being drunk

*girl dancing at club*
*drunk British erasmus came in*
"YO WA--WASSAP GUUUUURL"

>inb4 we don't speak like that

You got what I mean

>>69664040
>>69664663
wow, what a white-looking woman. must be Northern Italian and not a shitskin from the south, especially Sicily haha

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>>69664564

look at this one bro, i'm a subhuman compared to her

not the op but i must say i r8 italian lasses with light eyes like
>>69664564
VERY highly

i used to work with one and she was pretty hot. unfortunately she also was incredible arrogant and regularly didnt shower for 2-3 days, which was noticable

>>69663219
you can find people like that all over the world and from both genders

>>69664663
Shit eyebrows.

meh women are already too normie for m, italian women take normieness to a whole new level. pass.

i would rather live a life spending my time learning new things than fucking whores

>>69664725

really stop posting this paki whore, just do a google reasearch she's indian

>>69664776

muh norman genes

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>>69664780
God damnit, she definitely has more tits than mine. Also look a bit like jennifer lawrence

here's another of my fb qts

I have an Italian gf. AMA.

>>69664752
we don't speak like that

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>>69664989
does she have great hair

>>69664752
>Ooga booga Americanspeak
>Brits do that
Yeah, right, Manolo, the average Englandistanian in Spain speaks much worse.

>>69664989
how much normie have you become since dating her?

>>69665072
*more

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>>69664792
Same

All the girls I know smell super nice though, like proper basic bitches

>>69665052
She does. It smells nice too

>>69665072
None desu. She's not a normie herself.

>>69664993
*girl dancing at club*
*drunk British erasmus came in*
"OI LOVE DO YA FANCY A SHAG"

>>69664989
how's the sex m8

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>>69664824
>>69665227
delet these posts pls

If I learn spanish how hard would it be to learn italian from there?

>>69665259
nice try luigi

>>69665259
I don't trust you enough to answer that

>>69662278

you have god-tier scottish redheads in Britannia, don't waste more time here

>>69665259
Lmao I don't believe you pepe pepperoni

>>69665259
Just learn Italian. You'll get quite confused if you're a new Spanish speaker learning Italian. Spanish is slightly easier grammatically though and more basic in phonology. Though, they're both quite simple in that regard.

*girl dancing at club*
*sober Italian erasmus came in**
"BA DA BEEP BA DA BOOP, mi amore"

>>69665246
Best of the Southern Euros I've banged.

>>69662278
don't worry, getting laid in italy it's hard even for native italians.. i just want to kill myself every day, qt girls everywhere

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>>69665397
kek

>>69662278
Im a 5 or a 6 at best and had girls trying to chat me up in Italy and Spain.Maybe it's my green eyes or 190 cam.

>>69665329
But I want to learn spanish and italian would just be an added bonus.

>>69665397
*girl dancing at club*
*sober Greek erasmus came in**
"greek youghurt *fucks sheep* alexander is greek *gets invaded by turkey*"

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>>69663815
>He thinks American grills aren't stupid enough to think that

>>69665545
Maybe they saw the meme maps on /int/

>>69663042
don't blame our women if they ignore you, Nigel

>>69665545
>Maybe it's my green eyes or 190 cam

Doubt that, green eyes are common and being too tall without being fit is more of a malus. I'm taller than you and used to be fucking lanky.

Could be the exotic factor, which apparently didn't help op though

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>>69665651
hmm

>be English
>drop spaghetti, girls freaks out
>be Italian
>drop spaghetti, it's just another carbonara

why the FUCK is so hard to get laid in Italy?

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>>69664989
how did you meet her?

>>69665738
just be yourself

>>69665751
She lives here, well, here to do her degree.

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>>69664989
are you attractive? what's your height? what's your weight? is she beatiful?

>>69666348

where do i find the most beautiful italian grills?

>>69666348
>are you attractive
Personally I'd say above average (which isn't difficult in the UK)
>height
187cm
>Weight
74kg
>is she beautiful
I'd say so, yes. I impressed myself by being able to get her.

They are not easy if its the first girls you approach, in fact i had more lucks with erasmus foreign girls (lost my v-card to one) than italian girls.
Ask any italian guy who has experience with foreign girls aswell, and he will tell you he use 2 different methods with an italian girl and foreign girl.
Italian girls are high maintenance, the more you ignore them and treat them like shit but care about them a minimum and the more they run behind you while for foreign girls here in erasmus you have to play as the romantic and sweet italian.

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>>69666497

>187cm

>74kg

>>69666521
That's just foreign girls everywhere though. It's exactly the same here. I've banged so many girls with ease. then natives are high maintenance and complete bitches. As they say, treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.

>>69662278
They're used to italian men going after them 24/7

Italian men are apparently big lovestrucks

>>69666593
Not at all actually. I'm slim, obviously, but I'm not a skeleton. Compared to how fat Europe is getting, sure I might be skinny compared to most of the whales here.

Ahaha this fucking thread, it remenbers me the days when I was in France and I had to tolerate an insane amount of bullshit to have a mediocre fuck with a passable grill.
No I'm just fucking korean cuties on a regluar basis without even trying, and they fuck way better.
>mfw in a few months I literally lost all sexual, physicial and psychological attraction to white girls.
I'm happy :)

>>69664861
No wonder she's so cute

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>>69666618
women m8, they are all the same

>>69666624
yeah... this is kinda true. You really gotta fucking keep up with your whore if you wanna have a chance to fuck her.

Though obviously that's just anecdotal. The only advice I would give to a foreigner is that people don't usually go clubs to fuck other people, you actually need to meet a whore when she isn't in whore mode, hype her up for when you're going to the club and then you'll most likely fuck her. Though I think that's universal kinda western dating/hookup culture.

>>69666447
the best qts I've met were from the South. Southern qts are nearly impossible to approach though, so don't waste your time.

>>69666624
yep, if you see a hot or decent girl here, you can bet your balls she has already a bunch of guys hitting on her

>>69666916
True that ladm8

>>69667001

god damn it... just why did i not win those 90 million € last friday

>>69666827
Alex?

>>69667231
What ? No

>>69667252
OK, carry on then ladm8famalam

>>69666624
>Italian men are apparently big lovestrucks

can confirm

>>69664949
give me their fb dude.

>>69664776
she looks turkish

From my experience they don't have casual sex. I haven't tried though as I'm engaged but I know a few Italian girls and the way they act is just like sex is a relationship thing only.

I used to tell i was born in Brazil but both my parents were italians. It was easier to me to get girls in Italy than it's in Brazil. Girls love foreigners.

>>69665545
It's probably you height

>>69663382
I don't lift. My true shame.

>>69662278
a fugly british fegget has no chances

>>69666827
you're a chink, you have to compensate for that
>I'm better with my chinks!
good for you, one less delusional chink pretending to be western

>>69665559
You will get confused if you learn both simultaneously because Spanish and Italian are very similar and there is a large amount of false friends. If you want to learn Spanish and something else, pick a language that is completely different to Spanish.

They only subscribe to the BMC (big migrant cock) that floods Italy.

Rest in peace, you were once the ground for the most successful empire of the modern era, now you are but a migrant shithole.

>>69665709
So basically everyone wants the big Med cock/bagina?

>>69670319
>migrant shithole
>women crave migrant cock
you seem confused, italy is not sweden

I got laid back in Italy, no problem
Maybe it was due to the fact that I am Southern Euro myself, with charming and elegant style and appereance desu

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>>69665709

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>>69670355
yes med master race

italian women are shitty, shallow, stupid, self destruct at 30 years of age like clockwork and if you marry one they will tear your life apart in ways you wouldn't even dream of

>sources: my mother works with shitloads of italian couples helping them adopt a child and males are massive cucks, females are terrifying beasts from hell

your best bet is getting one from the south, they're more... human than the lovecraftian horrors from the north

meanwhile i got myself a submissive half tunisian gf, feels good man

>>69671135
But aren't southern Italians lazy and careless?

>>69662278
Memes aside, is Miriam the objectively most beautiful woman in the world?

>>69664776
I literally had to look up where she's from in Italy. Yep, from the south and she's white as fuck.
/int/ lied to me

>>69671325
>aren't all women lazy and careless?

plus young southerners try to get out of that situation so you still have good chances of getting a decent lady

>>69671325
the same way as finns are all chinese mongols

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>tfw you will never taint the womb of a cute intelligent Italian girl with your snownigger seed
>she will never put a dunce hat on you while making fun of you for being a dumb snownigger
no point in living tbqh

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>>69663285
Women ARE a meme.

Basically Italian girls think they are too good for anybody and all men are pigs. Which is true and I must applaud their parents.

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>>69674644
Still sore?

Italian women have dominating personalities so you have to be even more dominating. It's kind of an ego boost to get with an Italian or any med girl for that matter, they're judgemental but in a sort of good way.

>>69665709
who the fuck in the world wouldnt want a qt fashionable french gf

>>69675080
>who the fuck in the world wouldnt want a qt fashionable french gf
me

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>bang an "Italian" girl last weekend

>named Ioana

>>69675001
>Italian women have dominating personalities

They have irritating personalities, they don't want to and can't dominate shit.

>>69675127
nigga are you gay

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>>69671135
are you only saying this because you want all those italian qts to yourself

>>69671584
i have no idea if this yes or no

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>>69671350
no that's cheryl

>>69675409

cheryl coal

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>>69675426
*Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
she got frogged

>>69675426
burner

>>69675218
Maybe changeling would be a better word. In comparison to leaf women Italian girls call you out, leaf women keep a lot of themselves. With Italians at least you can fight back, Canadian women just leave and you have no fucking clue why.

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>>69675664
I just want to spend the winter in an alpine snowy chalet with a leaf gf.

>>69662278
you thought it was south east asia? you gotta be a chad to fuck them

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>it is an italians only post pics of light eyed fair haired italians women while everybody else fantasize about swarthy italian women episode

>>69675202
Never heard that name in my all life.

>>69676731
sorry I don't have niggers on my fb ahmed

>>69662492
hardly

Italian and French girls have this slightly rowdy personalities that seems to be completely absent in Spanish girls.

Why?

Every normal woman does not have sex with random strangers. Wtf are you smoking

>>69675350
the memes have corrupted you

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NEED an Italian or gf

>>69677331

entitlement

>>69677989
>Italian or gf


hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>69662278
>hard to get laid in Italy

>>69678486
it is

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>>69677989
>Italian or gf

hmmm

>>69662278
reminder that there is a small subset of people that really fucks a lot that skews the average

>>69678179
>>69678810
What? I want a pet Italian or a gf

>>69669963
I'm a Brit with an Italian girlfriend
>tfw actually of Italian descent
Well 1/2.

>>69675202
>Ioana

Alright cut the crap now, how much was it?

>>69675202
"Italian" """"girl""""

>>69677331
Spanish women are pretty noisy too, dunno if that's what you mean?

>>69680073
But they seem to be easier to approach and more friendly than their French and Italian counterparts.

>>69681015
oh yeah they are pretty easy going, never met a french or italian women so dunno how they compare