/brit/

dollarydoos

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>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

moving to Brentford 2bh

nigger! nigger!!!!!!!!!

>>69655897
rah there's a dead mc on the floor

>>69655897

Mentioned

>>69655922
bit racist

would appreciate to cease living ta xx

Underrated Wham song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_IsB3LoOY

>he was born in a year starting with 198

lmao fuck off to your retirement home grandpa

I GOTTA LET YOU GO

it's great being from the southwest, able to whip racist poortherners and londoners into a frenzy by the mere mention of London's primate city status or it's ethnic makeup

>>69655963
bit gay

>>69655963
>Wham

Shan't

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new profile picture lads

>>69656005
>primate city
>filled with coons
pottery

Wish the crossover car meme would just die

>>69656006
>>69656019
>being this insecure

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definitely gained some weight over the holidays

>>69656005
>southwest

i bet your family tree looks like a utility pole

>>69656024
never been able to take a selfie. feels way to twatish like yeah i reckon i look great here how blind am i??

>>69656024
>aran jumper
Stop appropriating Irish culture thanks xx

I enjoy foreplay but for some reason I hate actual sex

what the FUCK am I like lads haha

I will not be praying for a terrorist state like Israel

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>Wish the crossover car meme would just die

>>69656051
my family are all from scotland or northern ireland desu, they just escaped to somewhere where life is worth living

>>69656084
please add a trigger warning to these posts as there are some of us here that have never held a girls hand
thanks

Moved into a new place, i swear one of the girls is a tranny. Cute. But tranny. No normal girl acts like the way this thing does.

>>69656048
>holidays
FOY

>>69656084
What do you hate about it?

>>69656100
WIsh YOU would just die

I'd do Blaire White but I'm not gay

>>69656024
>beard comes up to your cheeks
>nothing sticks out
the absolute state of you

>>69656142
sorry, the vacations

>>69656047
if you listen to wham you are gay. sorry to break it to you but that is the truth

>>69656131
haha

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>He doesn't get laid so much that he feels mild annoyance everytime there is a notification from the various online dating services he uses, at the prospect of his reproductive instincts taking over once again and making him take a taxi to a random part of Bangkok and have sex with an exotic stranger

>>69656131
>ho
ah yes

>>69655922
reported to the NAACP, BLM, and my local SJW

>>69656160
laffed

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i want to cummy in mummy darkness

>>69656178
Christmas

>>69656179
Wham was a straight band, men and women still shag to Careless Whisper and Last Christmas on the regular

>>69655984
do they offer retirement homes to 27 year olds? i'll need to look into this in all honesty

Wish I could grow a proper thick beard.

>>69656205
heard thailad denied you when you asked to meet up with him LOL cucked by a nonce

>>69656178
Welcome fellow Brit
>>69656205
>online dating services
Ahh yes, it is a well known fact that they are brimming with attractive women who can get a strong, confident man

Runt

>>69656262
New Year's is a holiday

>>69656131
Ah yes, Stormzy will surely be breaking new ground by performing rap at the popular music event "Coachella"

>>69656161
If she/he made the full transition to woman I'd shag her/him

>>69656108
didn't know nordees receive enough benefits to move out of the council estate

>>69656153
As one girl described it, "do you feel like you're doing work?"

I don't connect at all with anyone I've had sex with so I become nonchalant and sometimes just straight out leave. Even trying to remember sex is like a blur at times, my brain just goes out the window.

Must be some kind of anxiety or something haha

post choons lads

>>69656294
Whatever, I was just memeing to begin with

put on some smooth rhythm and blues

thinking about becoming a teacher so i can redpill my students

>>69656320
1/3rd of our population claims DLA lad

>>69656205
>im in the screenshot

nice

not liking the Growlers is literally eunuch tier

might aswell go with the way of your taste and evaporate skyward

>>69656345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaBmc4JQVY

>>69656285
>it is a well known fact that they are brimming with attractive women who can get a strong, confident man
>He doesn't know that in thailand, It is indeed a well-known fact.

>>69656345
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=k-on+playlist

>>69656357
would be absolutely terrified all class that someone would raise their hand and ask a simple question that I didn't know the answer to or I couldn't solve a problem or something

business idea: move to the uk and shitpost in /brit/ pretending to be a native

>>69656340
Try having a relationship m8, the sex is much better

>>69656340
>I've had sex

FONT

>>69656408
not like this doesn't happen all the time, most teachers are morons

>>69656415
sorry but I've filed a patent on that idea

>>69656205
straight up reckon a 2/10 could get a root in thailand. you're only strengthening that claim you loser

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Almost time for beddy byes lads

>>69656408
Just say you don't know and then look it up. Students hate those snobby twats who can't admit they're wrong or think they have to know absolutely everything all the time

Fancy getting dinner from nandos. Always like going there it's full of the most stereotypical #lad spice boys you can imagine.

How they walk out like that and don't feel like twats is beyond me.

>>69656408
my year 12 physics teacher used to get corrected by kids in the class
he was more of a failed photographer than a physics teacher

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>>69656415
Natives: Scots, Welsh, Irish.

not natives (Rasheed): Englels

>>69656428
I don't know anyone else who's had as bad a time finding a partner as I have ahaha

I believe I gave a series of runtish kik screenshots last year regarding the last crazy bitch

>>69656415
Way ahead of you I'm afraid

>>69656394
Could have seen him just before Xmas but didn't realise before it was too late.

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>Northern Ireland
>Spring: 3-10C and rain and wind
>Summer: 5-15C and rain
>Autumn: 5-13C and rain and wind
>Winter: 2-10C and rain and wind
The fuck is wrong with weather in this place? The rest of the UK gets pretty much normal weather all year round, maybe except for Scotland.
I haven't seen snow since 2010 when we got few inches which is fucking nothing. No wonder over 30% of people in NI is on antidepressants.

>>69656084
Same here lad. I try however to do my best and give girls a good penetrative experience as a service to humanity almost. It is so important to them and they seem to enjoy it so much.

>>69656543
seen him like 3 times desu

>>69656494
what's a spice boy

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Fucking hell PJW is swimming in yank vag, his entire Twitter is like this

*clicks update*
*spacebars three times*
*sees no (You)s*
*change tab*
*repeat*

>>69656527
It's a game of patience and trail and error lad
You'll get there

>>69656527
are you the lad who constantly gets cancelled on by tinder dates

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>surely my gf will have her period soon

pray for me boyos

>>69656583
Hope you knocked her up, normie

first thing tomorrow i'm gonna punch lenny

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUQTYNYWKV0
> this starts playing on the radio
> it was her song for us
> mfw

>>69656564
PJW seems like he would be such a loudmouth cunt in real life, shouting about the ess jay doubleyoos in the pub and that

>>69656546
Winter would be more like -5 to 7 with constant wind, we just don't get snow

>>69656564
Why does the alt right pretend they hate degenerates?

>>69656301
b-b-but grimes music is really culturally important and sheit

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>>69656537

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Bunda

>>69656564
Get the feeling PJW is really bad with women

MICHael Mooooooore ... IS A sack of SHIT

>>69656629
I haven't seen negative temperature here in Belfast for more than 24h since 2010 desu

>>69656475
Big misconception tbqh. Yes Anyone can get a woman here. But a 2 gets a 2. I often see western (and mostly australian from the way they speak ngl) guy who are objectively better looking than me (no homo) proudly walking with chicks I wouldn't want anything sexual to do with. Game is game and it works everywhere the same.

>>69656660
more

>>69656575
That's happened a couple of times but no I mostly use OKC

People can be so rude to acquaintances. Had one girl I made out with and walked to her uber, didn't come back to hers because it was a work night. Sent her a text the next day saying it was nice and we'll do it again, never responded ey.

Mostly it's online dating being filled with trash or very plain girls, hobby groups are much better places to meet women not that I'd ever get around to doing such a thing

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>>69656609
>>69656669


I'd say he slays slags constantly

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>>69656205

can't believe i left school in 2011 and its already 2017
ive done fuckall

>>69656632
because it's fun to play pretend

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD

Jesus fucking christ

Girls are so irrational it's not even funny

Genuinely think without men they'd end up in the same situation as fucking domestic dogs, useless fucking cunts

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>>69656717
THAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

the gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

whining Aussie will be pasted if he doesn't log off right now and improve his life

pathetic GREY matter peon RUNT degenrate rug cunt

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>>69656723
Guys are better at being girls than girls are.

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>>69656723
>Jesus fucking christ
>Girls are so irrational it's not even funny
>Genuinely think without men they'd end up in the same situation as fucking domestic dogs, useless fucking cunts

>>69656691
>Game is game and it works everywhere the same.

girls are already demanding gifts from you in order to let you fuck them again. you have absolutely no game whatsoever and the idea that you think you do is delusional.

>>69656678
Mate the whole country was covered in frost for a week

Where were you?

>>69656758
You're not meant to link his post AND you fucked the spacing

You're a fucking embarrassment to fedoraposting you newrunt

fine tuning the spotify playlist lads

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Seriously tired of seeing white runts with their chink gfs


Do they have idea how much of a meme they are? They can't even get a real girlfriend so they have to settle for some 2nd world chink

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>australians

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>>69656798

>>69656798
alri Hagrid

>>69656798
is that poo or just lighting?

>>69656815
okay? why are you telling us

>>69656752
are you talking about me?

>>69656733
good post lad xo

>>69656815
Post your current gf

and thats my cue to leave!

*doesn't leave*

>>69656703
just meet girls through friends gfs desu that's probably the best way as long as it's not some set up blind date shit. actual attempts at online dating by young people is a major red flag imo

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>just meet girls through friends gfs desu

Was this a popular video in the UK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg

>>69656760
And this one has very little chances of seeing me again. Let alone get a gift from me. Standards my man.
>Also he doesn't know she is a russian prostitute (she hid her job during the first date) who fell in love with and literally begged me to fuck her the first night (and tried to râpé me in thé taxi) but I stayed firm and demanded that we both get tested for std until before having sex. Sonce then she is literally obsessed woth yours truly and gabe him several gifts herself. That's game.

>gf been acting suspicious and keeps going out 'shopping' over the past week
>start getting worried she's cheating on me
>she comes back from 'shopping' last night
>whilst she was in the bath i go through her phone
>find nothing
>check through her bags
>find 3 empty pregnancy test boxes

what the fuck lads
she said she was on birth control
is she shagging a chad behind my back?
is she pregnant with my baby?

going to have to confront her about it

>using online dating aps
Imagine being that ugly and desperate
Creasing

>>69656920
yes

>>69655860
i want this so i can make the chick at the counter give me several hundred dollar notes back

>>69656929
wew

>>69656932
ah yes it's much better to meet someone in 'spoons

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>seduced a prostitute

wow, you must really be something

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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need.

>>69656940
Just print it off lol

about to fucking tackle this algerian twat into the next dimension

if i ever got a gf id be too worried about her cheating on me to enjoy it

>>69656929
Or you made her pregnant and she's been seeing friends because she's worried

>>69656922
>he doesn't know she is a russian prostitute (she hid her job during the first date) who fell in love with and literally begged me to fuck her the first night (and tried to râpé me in thé taxi) but I stayed firm and demanded that we both get tested for std until before having sex. Sonce then she is literally obsessed woth yours truly and gabe him several gifts herself.

absolutely shrieking at how delusional you are hahahaha you are getting played you fucking stooge. you are immeasurably stupid and I hope the pimp beats the shit out of you

>>69656929
>chad
FOY

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>she is a russian prostitute (she hid her job during the first date) who fell in love with and literally begged me to fuck her the first night (and tried to râpé me in thé taxi) but I stayed firm and demanded that we both get tested for std until before having sex. Sonce then she is literally obsessed woth yours truly and gabe him several gifts herself. That's game.

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No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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thinking

> it's a "reply to some lad's post without actually linking his post" post

ah yes very good gimmick

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so bored I'm browsing fucking deadhorseinterchange

>>69656929
Tell her to come clean about what's going on, pretty simple really

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Making love with you has left me peaceful, warm and tired.

>>69657047
liverpool are playing

>>69657030
Why would anyone pay attention to a 4chan post, even it took longer than 30 seconds of the poster to make it?

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What more could I ask? There's nothing left to be desired.

>>69656868

>posting loved ones on 4chan

Downie or are you another runt without a proper white British gf?

>>69657016
>>69657061
>>69657094
Shit gimmick

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Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak. So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.

>>69657008
I honestly don't see how I am being played at this point. Didn't spend anything on her (except a few drinks from 7-11 and a few meals. Same I do for civilian girls and ithe fanciest meals in thé fanciest restaurants are like 10€ here lol). But I remain vigilant. Also she doesn't have a pimp, she's à 'freelancer'.

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Is it gay to want to lick out a lad's asshole?

>>69656913
didn't you say you had friends and shit la?

that's the optimal way but you CAN online date, it's just it will be as shit as you have experienced

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Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.

>>69657072
more like liverpoo
you couldn't pay me to watch even a second of kickball

>>69657106
My gf is Spanish and is nicer and better looking than your imaginary gf

>so what if other men get to fuck her, at the end of the day I'm the one who's allowed to treat her to meals

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All I need is the air that I breathe, yes, to love you.

13k in the bank lads, is this enough to...

buy a flat or house
furnish it
get a car
buy a prozzie to fist me

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>>69657144
depends whether you're a guy or a girl

>>69657134
because you think a fucking prostitute who operates in a play or be played shithole has fallen in love with you. I know you're delusional but fucking hell.

>>69656678
>Belfast

I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and big titties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praises baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO RUN BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I got flows.
Used to curse in my tracks but I forgot those.
And that's is my version of events that was told
and so it begins wit

okay i got bored

>>69657171

>Spanish

Aka plate cleaner. Scummy racemixer can only get a 2nd world gf

>>69657213
if you live in the 1920s

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All I need is the air that I breathe.

You now remember when Derren Brown """""""""""""""""""""predicted the lottery numbers """"""""""""""""""""" and it was all anyone could talk about for days

>>69657238
shan't, I just shan't

>>69657232
bruce did you not hear? he takes her out for dinner

spent all weekend having sex lads

gonna try and stay away from brit for the rest of the night
think it just makes me more depressed

>>69657238
>kidney pies
Belfastians are northwest brits

>>69657272

literally spent over 15 minutes listening to that and trying to transcribe his fucking northern irish accent

>>69657306
why

>>69657297

Haven't been inside a vagina for over 22 years.

>>69657261
you now remember when he glued everyone to their chairs except he didnt

>>69657292
hilariously deluded he is hahahaha

>>69657311
Listen to Big Girls You Are Fat As Fuck

Going to become an uber driver lads

>>69657335
lmao, that worked on literally nobody I know

Remember when Deren Brown shot himself in the head but he didn't

>>69657364
*gives you 2 stars*

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sister on the right

her chebs are immense

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>>69657194
You had me literally rofling, not gonna lie. It's hard to explain but it's a much more cuter and innocent relationship than I can describe with words. She's a literal Child. Also I have had more girls than some men do in générations, I know when a girl is in love. Plus she can't demand that we go exclusive given her job, that's important to me.

Remember when Derren Brown did a big poo

>>69657404
me on the left

>>69657404
who's sister?
>>69657327
dno it just does

>>69657417
OH FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>69657404
British women are fucking dogshit

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>>69657194

>>69657417
>She's a literal Child.
nonce

also
>I've had many women therefore it's ok to be a cuk
howling

>>69657232
It's very common for prosties to fuck you for free if they like you here. It's an interesting challenge for guys who have game.

awfully drunk lads what should i post

the sjws are virtue signaling

>>69657468
your willy

Just came to the thread lads, not seen much but am I getting this right: this runt in Thailand thinks a prostitute who is most likely a victim of sex trafficking is in love with him?

>Also I have had more girls than some men do in générations, I know when a girl is in love

can't deal anymore hahaha absolutely howling

the runtiest poster to ever post on /brit/ - the 5'6 balding manlet who thinks girls who fuck strangers for money in thailand are falling in love with him by the tuktuk load

>>69657355

r8

Hey're Joneser, did I see you holdin' hands w'that fat girl? FUCK OFF YOU! Seriously? She good at ride? Is she? Ez sheh?? Yooouuu. Listen t'that slurpin', it's t'size of a boggit. What? The drank or the dood? *ahhh* Big girl you are fat as fuuuuck

>it's a "spend the entire break at the computer" episode

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BIG news

>>69657468
willy

This is how it goes:
1.Irish grime
2.Scottish grime
3. English grime

https://youtu.be/1jadPGZJZWk

>>69657538
It's John sir not Joneser, but close enough

Alright I give up. It's too hard to believe/explain and I probably won't see her again anyway because I have other girls that I like more (accountants, students and shit) and limited time.

>>69657494
>>69657542
bit gay lads

>>69656107
pmsl

tired

what i have gathered so far is that this 40 year old Algerian manlet is bragging about seducing prostitutes.

erm...impressive?

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This Algerian is the most turbospergo we've ever had in this general

>>69657596
pfft

>>69657466
you just said you take her out to dinner all the time and I can guarantee you are buying her shit because you're a runt. she's messaging you asking for expensive shit you fucking mong, she's hooking you all the same but fucking for meals and material items rather than the £5 shed cost outright to fuck. christ you're dumb

>>69656922
ah yes very impressive

>>69657595
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUKCING ALGERIAN SANDNIGGER TWAT YOU FUCKUING PATHETUIC NIGGER HAVING TO GO TO THAUILAND TO FUCK 5/10S JUST TO GEOT LAID FUCVKING SHITSKIN

>>69656815
don't care 2bh

>>69657587

cheers lad

want to join our skype group? need a northern irishman in the mix

>>69657686
why is it always a lardo that takes it one step too far

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Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak. So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep.

got an arse that needs shagging

>>69657686
state of it

give your head a shake lad

>>69656815
yeh they're absolutely pathetic

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Bet he didn't even wear a Johnny

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Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you.

Alright alright. I think there is a cultural divide here between people from feminist-theocracies and us people living in normal healthy societies. Believe whatever helps you sleep at night my good anons.

I have a big test tomorrow and haven't opened a book

>tfw too smart to study

>>69657242
She's an administrator actually and she's not poor

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alri thailad

went to a club last night for the first time with people from work

i didn't realise you couldn't take backpacks with you

i had spare trainers, a drink of water, gloves and hat, spare t-shirt and some deodorant

PM confirms what was always likely: UK will no longer be member of EU single market but will aim to negotiate a free-trade agreement with it

>>69657817
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

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imagine going to Thailand just to buy prostitutes food, the absolute state

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>administrator

ahh yes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098204/Former-Asda-worker-British-man-PREGNANT.html

>>69657811
It's not thailad it's Algerian proxy twat

>>69657820
Alri Andrew. Still tweeting how enthusiastic you are for this country to go down the shitter.

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>>69657817
>i had spare trainers, a drink of water, gloves and hat, spare t-shirt and some deodorant

>>69657834
HOWLING

>>69657820
we are in deep shit. but hey, at least we will stop eu migrants from coming, right? the border will remain open for middle east though.

>>69657817
screaming

>>69657851
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

>>69657834
not only that but then thinking they are actually in love with you because they don't ask for money after you fuck but ask for expensive gifts and dinner hahahahahahaha

>>69657869
The border will remain open regardless

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All I need is the air that I breathe, yes, to love you.

>>69657898
so why have we decided to worsen our economic position then?

Hmm... should I have a shower or just go to bed?

>>69657924
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>>69657686
>HAVING TO GO TO THAUILAND TO FUCK 5/10S JUST TO GEOT LAID FUCVKING SHITSKIN
Ah yes perhaps that is the misconception with your countrymen who come here to practice sexual tourism. In terms of Gdp, I am the one coming here for 'opportunities' and to pursue a better life for myself. Also I have probably fucked more american women than you'll ever will (posted pics last summer), let alone chicks from my country and closer countries. Don't rage bro. Hâte the game not the player, etc.

>>69657925
gotobed

>>69657924
t. Arrogant Brussels bureaucrat on footballers wages

>>69657859
>>69657869
>>69657898
>>69657924
>>69657941
rasheed

>>69657924
Old people still think the empire exists and poor people want successful people to be worse off.

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All I need is the air that I breathe.

>>69657924
because the electorate don't know what's best for them

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>>69657946
SCREAMING AT THIS POST
IMAGINE MOVING TO FUCKING THAILAND FOR """"""""""""OPPORTUNITIES AND PERSUE A BETTER LIFE""""""""""""""""""

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>Don't rage bro. Hâte the game not the player, etc.


The autistic midget just keeps on giving

>>69657969
>>69657985
I genuinely think some people should be sterilised or have only very basic human rights.

oh dear what have i done

what does love feel like?

>>69658031
I WANT YOU TO SHOW MEEE

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wish i was good at darts

could fuck all the lakeside slags

>>69658009
I genuinely think you have autism

>>69658031

Love is a stroll along the beach in a 2nd world country after paying to feed a prostitute

>>69658049
me taking my lovely prostitute gf who is madly in love with me out for an expensive dinner

>>69658049

L

M

A

O

>>69658009
gonna have to acquaint your head with the pavement in the class war lad

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>>69657959
Not a bad idea
Goodnight /brit/

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feeling like a virgin right now

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>>69658040
k

>>69658092
>class war

between the lower middle class and...?

I'm genuinely one of the worst posters in /brit/

>>69657707
Nah you're grand but thanks for the offer

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Can't help but picture this runt in Thailand as that pathetic bloke from the Louis Theroux doco on thai brides

>>69657946
>leaves his shit third world country for a slightly less shit 2nd world one
>wastes his money buying prostitutes dinner
>claims they love him
>Don't rage bro. Hâte the game not the player, etc.
ROARING

>>69658104
Those girls are all fuck ugly. who'd wanna fuck one of these?

>>69658120
no i am
t. suicidal aussie

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>>69658129

fair enough

>>69658001
Haha not really as I own real estate in several European countries and you'd feel ashamed to look at my bank account but on paper that's what's up.
>living in thé most jewed country on earth
>having to pay several hundred thousands dollars for education
>lol why is adulting so hard
>Haha imagine when you were a kid and thought you'd have your shit together by 25
>talks shit to people living in healthier countries

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>>69658151
me

>>69658098
sleep tight Pepe

>>69658098
SLEEP TIGHT, PEPE

>>69658107
and the rest

>>69658104
I'd juice 1 iah

>>69658113
there will be many factions but primarily fascists and rich white people, with support from brainwashed poor white people vs the hard left and marginalised groups such as blacks

>>69658160
>I am the one coming here for 'opportunities' and to pursue a better life for myself
LITERALLY SCREAMING MY FUCKING HEAD OFF LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT

@69658160

You're such a deluded embarrassment. Just stop posting

>you'd feel ashamed to look at my bank account

howling and screeching

shite thread
shite images
shite gimmicks
shite posters
shite general

Deactivating my Facebook account now a week in advance of the ol' birthday, will reactivate it afterwards

t. shithead

I can't cum if there isn't a cock in my mouth and arse

do not reply to the algerian lisicki

>>69658296
feel free to fuck off back to /eire/.

>>69658308
bit gay

>>69658299
did this once years ago and someone noticed and called out out on it haha

>>69658299

You can hide your birthday you retard, no one is gonna know

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>Alright alright. I think there is a cultural divide here between people from feminist-theocracies and us people living in normal healthy societies. Believe whatever helps you sleep at night my good anons.

>claims to live in a normal healthy society
>has to move to fucking Thailand for a better life

>>69658316
I'm a transwoman so it isn't gay

>>69658308

Not very practical

what do cute british boys smell like?

>>69658323
haha I do this

>>69658315
feel free to fuck off back to baghdad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=26&v=U6VXFMqB5-8

>>69658323
Can't imagine being so pathetic that the only reason people know your birthday is they get notified on Facebook

I thought I was sad, Christ mate

>>69658335
get it out and take a pic

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>>69658312


>Algerian lisicki

>why did you turn off your birthday notification anon?

>>69658240
>Ah yes living 'in terms of GDP' out of the QUOTE which was meant to highlight the theoretical nature of that statement
>not realising that here I have a lifetyle he doesn't even allow himself to dream of while he posts from his mom's baseme't in Kansas or Kansad City or someshit #adulting #haha

>>69658344
Lynx

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>>69658333
>BUYS PROSTITUTES MEALS AND NICE THINGS

>>69658299

Deactivated Facebook and turned my phone off for 2 weeks
Nobody noticed

>>69658344

pizza express and priests' cum

>>69658383
>B-B-BUT SHE LOVES ME

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Just made this in Photoshop lads.

Not sure whether or not to make this my Facebook banner though lol

>>69658349
lol triggered. such a shit thread but here you will stay. what a loser.