> wake up tomorrow > turkey has these borders What do you do?

flee to Austria and join army

Enjoy the end of the refugee crisis and taming of the feral yugoslavs

flee to Austria and join the army

>>69655208
liberate Hungary

Join the army of the Sultan Caliph Erdogan Khan and finally conquer Vienna.

Will I at least get butifel Melike?

Probably flee to Austria and kill myself

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>>69655208
Kidnap virgin gavur brides from balkanlar

Cut off my testicles and prepare my boipucci for my Turkish masters.

>>69655208
Join the North African sailors and raid kuffar ships.

>>69655208
raise a christian army and battle the subhuman turks in Vaslui

Finally no more albos or romashits coming en mass to italy

>>69655208
Flee to Austria and join the holy league

1821

think of all the clay we can get!

>>69657398
Italy - Greece friends?

>>69657499
what friends in that period? are you that Ionian Italocuck?

the UK was our best ally by far :3

>>69655208
laugh at serbs

Why did Constantinople get the works?

>>69657711
That's no one's problemo but the Seljuks.

>>69655404
let's kidnap some white chicks
>Davis estimates that 1 million to 1.25 million white Christian Europeans were enslaved in North Africa, from the beginning of the 16th century to the middle of the 18th, by slave traders from Tunis, Algiers, and Tripoli alone

>>69655208
Take Serb children to raise them as Muslims and have them genocide their elders when they reach fighting age in order to formally end orthodoxy in the Balkans

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>>69655208
Rebellion

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Prepare wings Przemek

>>69655208
IT KEEPS GETTING BIGGER ON THESE MAPS

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join my turk brothers to conquer all of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1SlBlB5pzU

>>69655208
>go to tsar and join the army
>russia invade middle east and oil, more OIL for future!

join my local cheta

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Kill kuffar pigs

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>>69655208
Start killing minorities ofc

>>69658985
>killing minorities
No no no no. That's not the way. The way is to just pretend they were secretly turks all along.

>>69655208
Kill armenians and arabs before they rebel against us years after

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>>69660161
How can Turkeys hate Arabs if Muhammad was an Arab?

How can you hate the race of the prophet of your religion?

>>69660458
There is only Ottoman and Turks, Mohammad was a Turk who conquered arabs.

>>69660458
Christians historically persecuted Jews in pretty much every European country yet Jesus was a Jew.

You can simply separate the person from his background.

>>69655208
Shootup a mosque
I'll die with honor like a real man

>>69660458
I'm not a muslim so i have personal rights to hate arabs
I don't know about others

>>69660458
Also mohammads message and the religion has nothing to do with arabs, although arabs used it to conquer, it was usurped by turks, who ruled arabs for over a thousand years.

>>69655208
To join the Cossack Army and to go to robe Turks and rape their grills (I have bonner thinking about this).

>>69655208
Laugh at Croatians.

>>69660777
>robe
rob*

>>69655208
would the middle east be better off or worse because of this?

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>>69660953
would middle east be better off with these people ruling them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9No8kVSXqQ

>>69655300
You are already in Austria my friendo

Rebel, conquer all three romanian principalities and become the Sultan of Vaslui.

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Phone the Pope and invoke the Holy Trinity again.

>>69655208
Ally with Poland and remove kebab.

>>69658952
Explain please how knight has died. He had a full plate armor he is almost invisible.

>>69661608
Actually he is perfectly visible

>>69655208
cancel my iran trip and fly to cairo instead

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>>69657821
my ex said they offered her family three donkeys in exchange of her at tunis, as a compliment. she was blonde and whitey.

>>69661608
he's just sleepy

>>69664008
Tunis the capital??? well offering donkeys that's the first time i heard about that but is she hot you GF

>>69661608
no helmet

>>69661053
Are these kids descendant of the Osmans? lmao

>>69655208
remove kebab

>>69655208
Can you imagine living in there, shit our ancestors had it hard, thank fuck they rebelled so we can live free today, clear from all the muslim madness.

>>69655208
>Give the blueprints for automatic weaponry to Austria

Try to liberate algeirs and tunis


If no
We'll team up and terrorize the seas

>>69667687
You're retarded , they lived freely.
Unlike the untolerant kingdoms of the West , Ottoman Empire was an Empire of diversity and tolerance. Many cultures lived happyly with each other and prospered until the days Balkanites realised they were no different from apes and revolted against the perfect Ruler.

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>>69655331
lmao

>>69655255
flee from where

>>69655208
Liberate Hungary

>>69655208
Join the turks but only if they give me a wife
ooga booga where the circassian qts at

>>69670673
Intolerant*

>>69670673
>they lived freely.
If that were true, why weren't they independent?

>>69671091
Some people need to be ruled

Ex. Africans, Arabs, Slavs, etc

>>69670963
Thank you
>>69671091
If they were indepentend Hungarians would conquer them and torture them for not being catholics

>>69655208
>report to sultan
>cut dick off
>work for sultan
>become grand vizier
>work for sultan more
>game of thrones it
>become sultan
>make ottoman arab
>arab empire # 39.0
>rule world
>cut off turkish penis
>cut off more turkish penis
>invent shisha
>ban the word "argilah"
>cut off turkish penis

>>69660826
next time we'll just let the turks pass into zlovenija.

can't wait for summer, I think i'll just target slovenian chicks this time, it wouldn't be fair of me to keep all this Croat Masterrace genes to myself now would it slocuck?

>>69671952
Why are you triggered so badly from a post that is just a sentence

>>69671374
What's the difference between shisha and argilah?

>>69672358
same thing, but argilah is a turkish word

>>69672038
it's just fun turkroach, it's how we bant in exyu.

for instance if I go to belgrade with a couple of friends and meet up with some serbbros we'll probably bant like this for at least half the time spent and a brawl or a fight is almost guaranteed but nobody gives a fuck and we just drink afterwards.

comfy stuff

>>69672619
I think it's a persian word