/brit/

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>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

>>69653678

4th for grime

You don't like grime and rap? Bit anti-semitic really

It's ok lads, the kike embassy apologised! Nothing to see here!

Imagine the outrage if it had been Russia caught trying to overthrow MPs...

might get up early tomorrow and make myself pancakes before i had to go out

or not and i just lie in bed and /brit/post hahaha

>>69653678
>>69653737
Interracial gay porn

does bi-monthly mean every two months or twice a month?

Ummmm being successful requires something called "hard work"? You might have heard of it.

>>69653769
yes

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ah yes

>>69653757
they would never do that though because they're the good guys

Watching Angry Joe's worst games of 2016. Found myself agreeing with him

>>69653745
>>69653750
>music discussion

normalfags out

north face jacket arrived lads
very road indeed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs

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>>69653796

all the grime posters here are middle class white kids

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tinder date tonight
thoughts?

>>69653810
No such thing as a good world power

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>ywn be the top scorer of a mid-table Serie B club living in a comfy Italian city with a big-bummed Italian gf and a weekly salary of €4000

the rope can be my only sanctuary

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wonder if i'd have turned out normal if the older siblings didn't mercilessly torment me for showing even the hint of liking girls as youngin

>>69653856
except the british empire

See what I mean? Truly the fucking worst.
I'm glad easterposting and the like lead to massive rangebans.

got a bag of crisps in my car I could really go for rn but cba going out to get them haha

>>69653733
Then how would you be able to form an opinion on something if you didn't watch/read/listen to it?

No wonder those who listen to grime have single digit IQs.

>>69653880
The Empire is the reason we have so many poo in loos m8

>>69653900
now this is VERY important, what crisps are they

>>69653854
Not bad

>>69653900
What flavour?

>>69653737

there's a couple fart fetish videos i can wank to. don't think i'd actually like it in real life but i'd be willing to give it a shot if the girl was an actual 10/10

>>69653769
either

>>69653904
we could have just told them to fuck off but our politicians are pathetic

anyone here smonk weed

Why is that shitkrainian leaf still posting here?

>>69653943
dude

daily reminder that if you weren't born naturally (through your mums vagina) you aren't a real person

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Ah yes

>>69653904
you're talking to someone else now btw

>>69653862
>have Spanish gf
>she's nice but her Italian friends are so much sexier
>one of them flirts with me a lot
Not sure what to do

>>69653854
He's cute.
Tonight?
Isn't it like midnight? Kids these days.

>>69653943
dude

>>69653948
because he's genuinely an autistic spastic

>>69653910
>>69653919

aldi cheese and onion. anyone say salt and vinegar is better and I'll heem the utter cunt out of you all

>pozgayweea

weed

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In bed with a cold, wrapped up like a cinnamon bun, with a bowl of bugles by my side watching this

watching random gopro videos of a guy cycling

insanely bored

>>69653976
you're best off leaving them out in your car forever x

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>>69653960
>tfw the doctor took me out a month early cause he was going on holiday and didn't want anyone else delivery me

>>69653976
salt and vinegar is actual fecal matter
Cheese and Onion sounds worth it

>>69653948
I come for the banter and I stay for the slag posting.

if a girl likes Frida Kahlo or Rupi Kaur that's a major red flag

blue are GOAT boyband prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWQDDv_qdg

>>69653796
what's going on here? where did you get these from?

>>69654013
watch k-on instead

ferris bugles' days off

>>69654029
good post big L

Sour Cream & Chives > Cheese & Onion > Salt > Cheese > Salt & Vinegar

>>69654029
can confirm: mum likes frida kahlo and she's pretty mentally unstable

Imagine working hard for money then giving that hard earned money to a whore for taking pictures of herself

>>69653960
>caesareans mean that people who'd normally die during childbirth survive, meaning their faulty hip genetics get passed on more

ah yes this won't cause a major issue in the distant future

>>69654072
110% agree

>>69654047
i tried, it was boring and they kept bullying this one girl

>>69654013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2fc5vfNs

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>>69654034

>>69654072
hmm

yes this is correct

>gf visiting from Italy
>have a really bad cold
>can't call in sick tomorrow because boss won't believe me, will just think I'm lying because my gf is over

I still think rosy sends out nudes

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howling

>>69653970

ummm......like FONT sweetie ;)

>>69654098
ok

>>69654099
good post
u ski brah?

>>69654034
charles the II engaging in "financial domination"

Why does /pol/ bitch about Adam Curtis' Hyper Normalisation docu when it's basically saying the same things they are?

Is it just because it was on the BBC?

>>69654154
nah i'm not going anywhere near mountains myself x

>>69653961
after seeing taxi driver i cannot look at jodie foster without seeing a 12 year old hooker

had it up to HERE with these norms and their euro gf's

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>>69654125

about to fire up Asos and spend the vouchers I got for chrimbo

what buy?

really fucking triggers me when people call any funny image a meme, especially if i hear it in real life

Why do chinks have slanted eyes? What evolutionary purpose does it have?

>>69654031
>dat rap

literally put my cap on sideways and started making gang signs

>>69653970
don't go near them lad, italian birds are insane

>>69654175
>dutchman refuses to go above sea level
lel

why do gallies feel the need to send like a hundred fucking kisses. cant tell if i look passive aggressive or overzealous cause of it reeeeeee

So she quite literally gets free money?

>>69654165
bitter lake too.

/pol/ is retarded is the simple answer. don't know why anyone tries to make sense of the place desu, it's gone to utter shit in the past two years.

>>69654216
>Saudi slave
Her commie friends won't be happy about this

>>69654225
Protect their eyes from the cold wind in ancient times. The ones without it all died out.

>>69654225
means they can look at bright things for longer

>>69654256
>having a runt gf

>>69654165
Guess they don't like people who actually put the effort into researching their conspiracy theories.

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Why is it so funny when he says "Hello there, I'm Louis and I'm with the BBC"?

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>evolution

>>69654225
different subspecies origin

>>69654281
wrong

>>69654225
there doesn't have to be a purpose lad, its just how they evolved

>>69654275
Wasn't it flooded with the reddit lot?

>>69654229
After dating a few Polish girls, everything else seems very normal. They're the absolute worst.

>tfw to intelligent to be happy

Is it possible for a man to do what princess Chelsea does?

>>69654350
LOL

>>69654313
>wrong
Alri scientist

>>69654323
>>69654229
maybe you two are the insane ones hmmm

Been considering joining the gym all week. Haven't actually done it though lol.

>>69654096
modern medicine and welfare coupled with the fact that stupid people outbreed smart people is going to fuck the human race's shit up senpai

>>69654361
i got an a* in biology a level mate so you can suck my dick

>>69654263
don't undermine her work you misogynist bigot

>>>/v/363173141
>>>/v/363173225
>>>/v/363173268

fucking yanks, baka`

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So apparently the janny doesn't like fedoraposting anymore, be careful lads

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>>69654375
Go for it

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the mandem

>>69654350
no

>>69654225
it's just a random mutation that their subspecies has

it's like how white people have light eyes, semites have hooks noses, native americans don't have facial hair etc...

i grew up with a quality gym in the house that my brother had bought over the years
the only time i ever tried to use it he made a crack about me doing it to impress girls so i stopped and became fat instead

>>69654394
>so you can suck my dick
don't make promises you can't keep

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>gf is resting her head on my genitals while watching YouTube vids on her phone AS WE SPEAK

>>69654225
heard they developed them in the siberian north where there was constant snow and lots of sun glare so it was a very bright environment

>>69654424
me in the red having a think

>>69654406
i had a warning too the other day
janny needs a sacking desu

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>ah yes she likes this expensive perfume perhaps I should buy it to her for her birthday to ensure that she keeps having sex with me

>>69654424
what the fuck is wrong with the centre back guys face

>>69654470
what on god's green earth is going on here

>>69654470
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE

>>69654450
what sort of porn are you into?

>>69654437
>native americans don't have facial hair
I never noticed this, fucking hell that is weird

>>69654484
Partially albino?

right lads
on the topic of evolution
how did wings evolve
when is half a wing ever useful

>>69654470
better than making you try and guess

moving to Brentford 2bh

>>69654484
acne

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>>69654526

moving to the afterlife 2bh

>>69654470
runt life

>>69654519
>lizard starts climbing trees to escape predators
>over time skin flaps allow them to jump betwen trees, keeping them safe
>flaps succeed, become wings
>fuck you ground

>>69654541
>Communist society
Ah yes

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says here you're a runt
well well
fancy that

that isn't how evolution works

>>69654382
Having a lot of stupid people tends to come in handy for a nation though

>>69654592
nice

>>69654575
right thats reptiles done
what about dinosaurae

>>69654541
read this but didn't take in a single word

where's my adderall prescription?

There is no scientific proof for evolution

>>69654592
stop tanning reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
your skin will look awful by late 20s

>>69654526
why do you keep posting this?

>>69654470
>pharfume

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>>69654486
Ah yes I gave up on the idea of having convos that make sense with these girls tbqh. I just stay polite and somehow try to lead things to kissing and other physical expressions of attraction. Pic related is a literal conversation I had.

>>69654639
don't tell my gf what to do

pale gyals are infinitely superior to tanned gyals

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waiting for a mate

>>69654662
you fucking poof

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hittin' the town lads!

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>>69654639
>tfw can't tan
>just burn instead before returning back to my standard prison pallor tone

i wish i had friends in high school that did drugs and pressured me to have some, maybe i would have chilled out sooner

>>69654662
Screeching

>>69654684
Reminder that wearing black clothing makes you look autistic

I just went the cinema alone for the first time, I couldn't enjoy it. I felt like everyone was judging me for being a Billy no mates. I was trying to focus on the hot powerful action of Star wars but was distracted by my insecurity.

How do you lads handle it?

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>>69654541
Humiliate how? commie propaganda is quite heroic

>>69654717
bruce plays by his own rules

>>69654662
>chicken
wtf kek

>>69654662
fuck off paki

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>>69654701
>tfw same except my sister tans at the slightest amount of sun

>>69654717
rip

>>69654684
Grim
>>69654712
No it doesn't you autist

Redpill me on Sam Allardyce brits. How was he able to Land another job managing a football team.

What's it called where you can read things but there's a slight disconnect between reading and actually processing what you're looking at?

I wanna say dyslexia but it's not that

i wear black jeans with thongs everytime i leave the house
how autistic is that?

>>69654726
And how has the commie revolution worked out for the average russian? How good was it in the USSR for the average man?

>>69654766
yes it does

if you wear black here on a sunny day in summer or spring you look like an autistic school shooter

>>69654706
i did lad. fucked up all my grades cos i found i liked drugs more than anything else and was a little idiot. wouldn't recommend it desu

>>69654639
my gf doesn't tan because she literally burns if she's out in the sun for more than 5 minutes, it's like she's a ginger but she doesn't even have red hair. luckily her job doesn't require her to spend much time outside as she's a pastry chef. she also has a pet eel btw

90% of people that buy Rick Owens shoes end up looking like total mongs

>>69654747
Is your sister cute?

>>69654713
turbonormie m8 told me he used to go to the cinema alone and smoke weed in the back row all the time

that was a weird conversation

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>>69654741
I'm a devilishly handsome paki tbqh

>>69654781
Surely you can't see the thongs though if you're wearing jeans, or are you wearing them over the top?

>>69654771
there are only so many out of work managers with proven experience at any one time, and everyone in football is corrupt af anyway so no one really cares.

>>69654797
she was in her youth, but age, illness and pregnancy takes its toll

What colour are your thongs lads?
Lovely blue for me

Wish you women would stop talking about your shoes

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me at the yung lean show

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>>69654815

Adolescence is subscribing to reportoftheweek

>>69654785
Yeah cause it's like living on the surface of the sun you twat. Lots of people wear black in our mild climate

>>69654849
navy blue with grey straps

>>69654706
most of the guys I went to school with who did that are now braindead zombies in their late 20s/early 30s with no jobs and still living at home. few of them even lost their licenses for driving around pissed and off their heads

>>69654815
seems like you left your hairline in england lad

just joshing hun x

>>69654815
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk intensifies*

>>69654815
mate you're already getting hit up for expensive gifts to let girls in fucking thailand of all places continue to fuck you. you must have the sex appeal of a wet cloth you balding runt

Might order a boojum

>>69654783
Pretty good for the most part, a lot of the infrastructure there today was because of the Soviets.

>>69654806
I have a normie mate that goes alone sometimes because he has no insecurity at all. He legit doesn't care. Jelous desu

*puts on my black shorts and leggings*

>>69654779
I get that when I read a book for too long, your brain's just tired lad, take a break

utterly dismal how fucking shit russia looks

what a sad fucking state. I feel sorry for them

a small group of jews utterly fucked the whole thing, and half of the world came down with it

wish I could travel back in time and save them or something

>>69654925
>for the most part
for the ones who survived, you mean.

>>69654929
i don't really see the point. just smoke a bowl before and you still enjoy the movie high

anticipating another panic attack when i can't go to sleep tonight. bit scared

>>69654929
Because he's a normie

Things like this don't matter to him, he doesn't give a shit what others think because at the end of the day he's a normie with mates

>>69654849
Navy blue

>>69654974
just relax anon

>>69654849
I don't wear thongs desu

>>69654974
that sucks bud. have you seen a doctor for it?

>>69654951
but it's like this all the time

>>69654956
hitler already tried lad

he was a time traveller from the year 3001

>>69654849
the shoes or the underwear

>>69654956
Russia has always been a shit hole m8, the communists just slowed them down even further

Gf won't stop listening to flo rida

>>69655008
Don't fucking reply to me ever again

>>69654961
Most of them survived, there was constant population growth. Those who died in the war are owed a great debt

Have Amazon changed their returns policy?

Normally they issue a refund on the day a package is sent as soon as they get the tracking info.

Now they're telling me a refund will take 2-3 weeks to process

>>69655011
im going to the gp tomorrow

Waiting in the barbers

Reading the sun. Astonishing that people actually pay for this calcified runt garbage

>>69655054
good luck lad

>>69655025
Just try holding your concentration for as long as possible, could be like working a muscle. But I'm not a doctor so I dunno m8. Do you take drugs?

>>69655044
*replies to you*

>>69655054
Yeah but after the gay parade will you go to the doctor?

>>69655052
They said mine will take 2-3 weeks but I got it within a week
Based Lavina

>>69655087
*dies*

want to get tinder again but I have no good recent photos

went to LA got a facelift

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>>69655035
nice try goldberg

The oneitis is in Aruba
Wonder if she's had a taste of any local BBC

CAN YA BLOW MY WHISTLE BABY, WHISTLE BABY

>>69655081
>Do you take drugs?
haven't touch them for years outside of the occasional bit of alcohol

>>69654986
I'm his mate despite being a weirdo shut in though. He mentioned he went to see a film and I asked who with and he said he went alone because he wanted to see the film. He didn't even understand why it would bother me going alone. Normies should check their privilege.

>>69654929
only time I did was to catch the last showing of Pacific Rim one day when I was off work. there was only 2 other people at it and I'm pretty sure they went for the same reason

they forgot to turn off the lights and venue music when the movie started and I went out and yelled at them to turn if off too. fucking eejits

>>69654974

Anxiety isn't real lol just be happy

>>69655099
OH SHIT
Are you alright?

>>69655093
Might just issue chargeback and fuck these cuntos off.

>>363187269
Get on it lads

>>69655128
how did you become his mate?

cut your oneitis out of your life

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I just want to move to the Orkney islands and herd sheep for the rest of my life

>>69655108
>this filtered photo of an extremely small area accurately represents the largest country in the world
Ok

Got told I smell nice by a woman at work

*opens /brit/*

been a while lads, ow are we?

>>69655138
* was actually suicide and mentions you in deathnote*

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hmm

>>69655131
There was one time I went and seen 23 jump street and I was the only one there and they had the film in like the wrong aspect ratio somehow so everybody was really stretched out and I couldn't see the heads of them. Was too nervous to say anything though so just watched it anyway

>>69655159
She's never been in my life I just stalk her

>>69655125
If you were quite heavy on them you might have fucked your brain

Google your symptoms or something

>>69655187
me on the right

>>69655108

I did the trans Mongolian railway
Russia is more dismal than you can imagine

>>69655180
Not great

>>69655186
The will right?

>>69655199
mate...

>>69655159
she is out of my life

my mind is a different story

>>69655217
>>69655167
yes exactly, that's why I posted a picture from 1900 you retards

>>69655108
Mate there's a fucking wooden shack with a peasant in the doorway

>>69655180

been off work for 2 weeks, going back to night. need the money, but at the same time really enjoyed neetlyfe for a while

Got told I stink by the guys in work today.

obviously she's out of my league
I'm wasting my time, she'll never be mine

>>69655150
Been mates since secondary, I used to be normie now I am a weirdo shut in but he comes and viists me and we play vidya and stuff.

>>69655238
What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M
one of the biggest choons of all time

>>69655227
aha what's up mate? lololol


>>69655253
haha nice m- *sees your flag*

brb

What's you favourite board other than /int/ lads?

>>69654929
I went to see your name on my own because none of my mates wanted to see it.

Had a good time.

>>69655328
/lit/

>>69655328
/hm/

>>69655299
woiiiiiii

>>69655328
/b/

>>69655328
/n/

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hmm,

>>69655299
the title reminded me of the fact that I crave social interaction but can't actually handle it

>>69655299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqRv7ESWoaw

>>69654884
Haha you have kept it. It's a little heartwarming to know that some miserable faggot prole in engl*nd has kept some place in his hard-drive for my picture.

>>69655261

There was a 20 year old working at my place who was an 8/10 but had bad BO. Really bizarre

>>69655347
/lit/ is abysmal

naughty boy

>>69655328
in terms of shitposting /tv/

in terms of content /out/

>>69655080
thanks, i don't have much hope left

>>69655299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbkInTnNQ28

>>69655328
/gif/ or /s/

Porn makes me think of what it must be like being married

Dire

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>>69655328
/trash/

>>69655399
have you tried drugs?

>>69655328
/gif/

Germany looked great in the 1910's shame about what happened

>>69655341
Did the staff say "Wait, one? Why are you alone? Are you a mass shooter?"

>>69655428
never

>>69655367
It's on desuarchive, raghead.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12059239

>>69655454
Well this is the most reddit thing I'll read today

>>69655461
No we don't live in America m8

>>69655467
well you should give those a try if the doctor doesn't work out

>>69655476
What does that even mean?

the world looked great in 1993 shame about what happened (me being born)

fuck me yank adverts are shite

if it's not some pharmaceutical, an advert for an upcoming ape hoop or ape smash match, it's a racially diverse group of 20 somethings trying awkward humour

>>69655508
same haha

>>69655520

Who cares

>>69655328
/vip/

>>69655503
don't know w2c and don't think mumsy would be too impressed if she found out

>>69655328
/pol/

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are the shithole teams going to kick the ball?

always find sex scenes in movies really awkward, generally skip them or have a wank to real porn until its over.

>>69655406
oohh shit i was tryng to figure out what song this was a while ago

>>69655542
>>69655506
>>69655428
>>69655561
/brit/ asks the important questions

>>69655508
hahaha oi be more of a sissy loser lad that'll help

read Stoic philosophy or forever be a nerd

>*realizes that he is talking to people born in 1993
>on an anonymous Singaporean oragimi exchange forum*
>reevaluates his self-esteem and his satisfaction with his life decisions so far

>>69655571
watch that Blue is the warmest colour yesterday, has the most gratuitous sex scenes ive ever seen in a normal movie

lads when the queen dies this year and we get days of national mourning, do supermarkets close?

i work at tesco and don't think i'll get the day off

>>69655623
i was born in 1994, that's why it was good in 93

>>69655550
i know an aussie who's a drug addict. if worst comes to worst let me know and i'll ask him if he could get you any connections.

>>69655587
:3 someone considers me a part of /brit/ and not an intruding yank :3333

*realises you're all grim nerd cunts*

bye fuckers

*flips you off and kicks motorbike (BSA600) into 2nd*
*tears off toward the girls house to beat up her dad*

>>69655648
>lads when the queen dies this year
do you have plans or something?

that wench that never earned her right to rule might die soon lads
what a shame

>>69655648
Booking the day off so i can go to the inevitable street party

i was born in 1989

>>69655590
i can't read

>>69655328
/tv/

I don't even browse /int/ but am too addicted to /brit/ to break free of it at this point

the growlers are shite

http://wundergroundmusic.com/stormzy-wins-nobel-peace-prize-shut/

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Think I'm hooked on Paul Joseph Watson lads

>>69655696
donkey farmer is she?

>>69655696

Monarchy is cuckoldry

>>69655718
you're literally reading this

fuck you you point dexter cunt

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>i was born in 1989

>>69655734
they are 2bh my cousin sucks their cock

are the hottest girls more or less likely to be slags? given that they don't need to show their tits to get attention i always thought less but i don't actually know

if you don't support the monarchy you must likewise support a 100% inheritance tax or you are a hypocrite

>>69655747
the guy is a car wreck

>>69655765
I'm from yorkshire too
how weird is that

>>69655754
im getting a text-to-speech program to read it out for me

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>>69655781

NOT

>>69655799
noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "by gum y'arite right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF. FILTH.

One more year and kids born in 2000 will be allowed to post here. How fucking mental is that.

>>69655775
how do you figure?

>>69655771
Less. They are also more intelligent, nicer and overall better human beings, contrary to média portrayal (mean hot 'popular' american highschool cheerleaders type of portrayal).

NEW

>>69655860
>>69655860
>>69655860

I was born on 1st January 1999

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How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

>>69655734
Luca cunt i will stomp you cunt!!!! lol

>>69655770
wrong