/cum/

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>>69647899
*jacks of to comatose body

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asuka a SHIT

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anon knows whats up.

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>>69647899
Indeed

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*drinks a glass of 2% milk*

>>69647933
AUTISTIC DOLL

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>>69647899
qt su-27 back there desu

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Downloading Fallout 4 lads

That's how low I've fallen

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not much of a contest, i dont understand how people enjoy rei

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>drinking anything other than whole milk

>>69647944
*clacks your ass*

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Hi,

i might get a chance to spend a few weeks in the State of Washington.
Can you tell me anything about it?
Thanks!

>>69647946

>le "being an introvert means you're autistic" maymay

>>69647966
I'm from Washington. I assume you're going to be on the west side of the state? the two are very different

>>69647955
this takes me 15 minutes to download
>>69647966
the further east you go the better

>>69647958

>cute
>doesnt yell and berate you all day
>soft voice like snow
>you have to earn her smile instead of just telling her a joke
>no mommy issues

>>69647966
It's like Oregon but worse.

You probably won't be bothered to watch about 3 minutes of this video, but how do you describe these people

They seem like aesthetic tumblr nu-age hippy cunts, yet normal at the same time, I wish I was like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTS7C9bPqbQ

>>69648001
you gotta be clackin my ass

>>69647992
Tell me about both.

>>69647966

>chinatown
>hippie central

RUDE

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>>69647993
>this takes me 15 minutes to download

Good night guys

>>69648008
They're called redditors

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i want asuka to be my wife

>>69647993
>Mexico is worse than the shittiest parts of America
Huh

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Kinda bored lads

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>>69648037
>Charlie ''lick the tit with the tip'' Brown

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>>69647955
go play anime Hearthstone instead, it's decently entertaining

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Reminder elves were made for loving

is sticking a knife into your stomach, taking the knife out and letting yourself pass out slowly from blood loss until you bleed to death the best way to die?

Asuka, Misato, and Rei are all elder god tier

it's more a matter of 1a,1b than the usual best girl-worst girl situation

>>69648047
Good, now I can take Cara

>>69648022
Stop laughing at me ;__;

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>>69648059

definitely made for something

>>69648057
Haha very funny good night

>>69648055
What do you want to talk about?

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>>69648087
yea holding tight and nothing else

>>69648061
Dying in your sleep would be the best imo.
I heard freezing should be relatively okay, beceause you fall asleep after some time, but I don't know if this is true.
Burning alive would suck.

>>69648087
>dark elves

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>>69648093
I dunno, whats on your mind at this time?

>>69648008

they are wearing like 20$ clothes.

and i would describe them as insufferable cunts, i wouldnt be their friend, they look like the guy that pretend that everything is deep and will say "you dont understand hte symbolism man".

also potheads.

>>69648075
no, every man can have a 2D and a 3D wife.

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>rent is a week past due
>hours are cut at work
>telco is threatening to cut off service due to nonpayment
>bank is threatening legal action for nonpayment
>sick with the flu
>no food in the apartment
>10$ in the bank

Well it's been nice knowing you guys.

>>69648092
Stop impersonating me
I took off my name

>>69648102
cant wait until she gets the GOBLINED

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>>69648031
I pay 100 bucks for this shit. So it should be faster.
>>69648050
Damn, that hurt, ArCantsaw

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>>69648102

and other things

>>69648128
O, Canada!

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>>69648143
delete this right now
>>69648151
and this too

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>>69648119
I have to go back to school Thursday

>>69648150
I included myself in that tho

I talked to my dad about the whole situation and he didn't have to many kind things to say
I think it's safe to say I'm over it

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>>69648165

wanna test that theory?

HERE'S LOLA
TA-DA
TO DO
HER FAAAAAAMOUS SPIDER DANCE FOR YOU

>>69648121
I'm guessing that in high school literature classes, you never understood symbolism and it made you angry when the teacher asked you what things in poems meant? Because you definitely sounds a little angry about that still :^)

>>69648128
>anime poster

And nothing of value was lost.

>>69648175
I seriously hope you're just pretending the whole time.

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>>69648165
Sure they are

>>69648023
first off weed is legal, not my thing but if you like htat then there you go
West of the cascades
>really green
>probably the prettiest area in the world in my biased opinion
>lots of hippies
>Seattle is the biggest metropolis and there's some pretty cool stuff there and a pretty skyline
>has lots of cool mountains and stuff with awesome hiking
>places to go kayaking and that kind of thing

East Side of the cascades
>mostly empty
>lots of wheat fields
>spokane is biggest city
>yakima is a shithole
>generally more conservative people
Eastern Washington probably would be a boring place to visit. the west part is a really cool place to visit if you really like the outdoors and that type of thing. also Canada is right there too

t. born and raised in the northwest corner of washington and going to college in the south east corner of the state

any questions?

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>>69648199

ANIME

>>69648128
time to move out west and a join the homeless hordes

>tfw no trap anime bf

>>69648199
Where do you think we are?

>>69648175
>discussing 4chan with your parents
He probably thinks you a massive faggot. I bet your dad hates you.

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>>69648197

I dont mind symbolism at all.

I have problems with people who see symbolism in everything.

>>69648150
I pay 18 dollars for 15mb's of download...

>>69648201
Everything is fine now I guess

>>69648230
I can be two of those things

>>69648217
Sounds good.
I like nature.

>>69648201
Don't really care but hopefully you won't be here soon.

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Pretty

>>69648238
meh the american system of interwebs is retarded anyway. You pay the same for a service that is cheaper and better in most of europe and asia.
>>69648237
finally someone say it. evangelion is overrated garbage that is just loony visions from a self denying christian with schizophrenia.

>>69648235
I didn't tell him about 4chan I just said it was on the internet, and yeah my dad has always been pretty tough on me,. I really thought I could find a girlfriend online and I guess he didn't approve. I'm fine now

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>dude Rogue One was shit lmao

everytime i think about the future i just wanna kill myself, i just wanna be a neet.

whats a great country for some neetbux.

>>69648279
never said that though.

>>69648303

being a NEET sucks

>>69648292
It was boring, only bit I liked was the dark vader scene at the end

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>>69648292
why did you include a meme arrow?

>>69648312

stop bein a neet then!

>>69648279
>You pay the same for a service that is cheaper and better in most of europe and asia
Because Europeans and chinks are all clustered in the same place

>>69648321
based rich

>>69648319
darth**vader

>>69648322

I did

but being a minimum wagie isnt much better

>>69648303
You can come and live with me. I promise no gay stuff

Why do I always have such bad luck with girls. Why are they either taken or don't want to be with me why is my luck so bad?

Also I want to apologize to Baja for being so rude. I'm sorry I hope we can be friends.

>>69648303
well.
fify then.
>>69648326
true i guess. but our infrastructure needs to be fixed. hopefully google fiber works like they say. You still cant get internet and even some phone service in a lot of part of rural tenn

>>69648249
Seattle also has cool museums and stuff like that. If you like nature stuff the west part on the coast would be lots of fun. also there's lots of hippies and stuff and in that area there's probably a lot of young women that would love a foreign accent guy

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>>69648345

>>69648345

what does a man like me gonna do with a man like you.

Clack....my ass?

>>69648373
Conquer the world

>>69648373
probably gay each other

>>69648373
I'll help you stop being a depressed NEET

>>69648380
I SAID I wouldn't do gay stuff to him

>>69648377
WHERE'S CLACKERS

>>69648402


>>69648369

>>69648414
I will cut you

>>69648402

but thats impossible.

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>>69648377
>>69648408
What the fuck do you want from me?

Fuck you!

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>>69648424

>>69648427
what do you mean what do I want? you're the one asking everyone to clack your ass

>>69648427
I want you to clack my ass

>>69648425
It isn't

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Would you ever buy this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqike7PtK8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMHcQo23u5k

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>>69648445

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>>69648469

>>69648468
no

>>69648450
well kinda is.

@69648449
@69648450
haha lol your so fucking funny clack my ass lmao XD

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FUCK I MEANT THIS, buy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_xtFfiL1oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqike7PtK8

>>69648487
Just come live with me then. I need a Latin around so that people can't claim that I'm racist

YEET

>>69648513

t. racist

YEET

AH YEET

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>>69648531

>>69648496
thank you for finally understanding

How are you spending your Saturday night?

>>69648563
UHM;.............POST MORE

>>69648563
Pls be my bf

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>>69648563

eating store bought turnovers while listening to the rain fall outside

>>69648513

b-but i dont wanna be no token

>>69648563
degenerate.

fact: all Canadians are naturally gay

Is it okay to ask ''what's age'' or do I necessary have to say ''how old are you''?
Other ways to ask somebody for their age?

>>69648588
You won't be. I need a friend.

>>69648563
pls be a girl

>>69648563

noice, that's how i spent last night :s

>>69648593
How old sounds more natural. But you can ask what someone's age is.

>>69648593
>'what's age
what's your age?**
Jesus, I'm tired

>>69648618
Pls post more

>>69648618
Are you a cute trap?

>>69648622
depends on context of the conversation
it can be considered offensive here depending on context

>>69648619
I asked my English prof ''Teacher, what's your age'' and she got all worked up telling me that that's not the correct way of asking for somebody's age

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>>69648607

i dont need a friend, but i can be your friend if you want.

no gayness though.

>>69648651
It sounds very odd to English speakers. "How old are you?" is normal.

>>69647899
I hate Evangelion.

>>69648654
>i dont need a friend
O-ok

>>69648665
didn't ask

>>69648646

isnt anything else than "i hate niggers" offensive in taynaysee?

>>69648663
So I fucked up?

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>>69648627

waat canada will post more!!!

>>69648639

i dunno!

>>69648348
Worse is when you actually do finally find a girl that is both qt and likes you

I genuinely am paralysed because I cannot imagine myself sitting down on a romantic date and just knowing what to do

>>69648683
No, it's an innocent mistake.

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>>69648563
H-hello

>>69648685
You do know!

Say something cute

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>>69648665

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>>69648675

but i do wanna be your friend.

>>69648685
I want more of you tho. Quebec won't show me his legs

>>69648697
So I innocently fucked up?

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>>69648712

but how do u be cute?! :o

>>69648722

someone just posted their legs tho!

>>69648732
"What is your age?" is correct, it's just better to ask them "How old are you?"

too much gayposting, desu

>>69648563
more?

>>69648762
there's nothing gay about wanting to fuck a trap

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>>69648721
OK

>>69648750
Man I felt so stupid when she told me that

>>69648762
eh whatever

>>69648775
she's just being a dick

>>69648762

is real nigga hours

nothing is banned.

>>69648743
Yeah, but I want to see yours

>>69648732
No native speaker will ask, "what is your age?", so, yes

your average role-playing anime poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PnhAkMpAdQ

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>>69648785
except you

>>69648775
Don't, it's not an obvious thing

>>69648784
Thing is, I'm the only fucker in my classroom who speaks English
By making that mistake I made myself look like an idiot and a liar

>>69648681
not saying hello to people passing you is considered offensive
not calling older people maam is considered offensive
no respecting and opening doors is considered offensive
being considered offensive is very offensive
>>69648803
at least he isnt ugly like most weebs that have posted pics on here

>>69648775
It's not wrong to say "what's your age?" but it sounds weird. It's a mistake that a lot of non-english speakers make.

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>>69648785
Your booty is banned

>>69648805

b-but i decide whats banned.

>>69648825
sounds like a nice state.

I can't stop jerking off
I need help

>>69648775
Sounds strict, but you will be a lot less likely to make the same mistake again.

>>69648825
>not saying hello to people passing you is considered offensive
What did I do to deserve being born into this hell

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>>69648845
we will see about that in 12 days

>>69648849
Just stop jerking off.

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>>69648845
it is until you go to memphis or hibilliville
>>69648856
your waifu was a shit in the past life

>>69648881
link uncrop

>>69648881
Is this really you?

You have nice legs

>>69648887
That's easy for you to say. how bout you try to just stop having your ass clacked?

>>69648838
>>69648838

Probably because the way to ask someone's age change vastly within languages

in spanish we say "how many years do you have?"

>>69648887
It's not that easy I've done 7 today
How do you stop

>tfw no qt trap bf

>>69648881
I'm sorry :/

>>69648916
Just don't watch porn.

>>69648935
probably cuz you are ugly.

or black.

>>69648937
I don't get how you would stop

>>69648915
I didn't know how to unfuck your language until Spanish 2 and I just had to guess what the sentences meant through context

>>69648816
>>69648838
>>69648853
What should I say the next class to make me sound smart?

>>69648969
Cuantos años tiene pinche vieja

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>>69648954
Probably the first one desu

>>69648969
show me your whispering eye

>>69648969
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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>>69648969
Good walls make good neighbors

>>69648986

idk why i laughed so hard.

>>69648960
I still do that for english, for words that i dont know.

>>69648986
That would get me expelled
>>69649000
I'm serious
>>69649005
I'm not twelve anymore
>>69649017
She's probably a leftist so no

>>69649069

ask her about the ol' tokyo sandblaster.

Well, I'm gonna take a hot shower, my dick smells like dead fish again

Thank you for your answers anyways

>>69649069
I don't know, what class is it?

>>69649069
you can get expelled for that? I know it is super offensive to tell an old person that but wow
nice freedom you got there

>>69649106
English class my man...

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>>69648907

ya it is

>>69648899

eh too lewd!

>>69648935

psh u could fix that ez

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>>69649129
Those are just like mine! Nice!

>>69649129
I want to fuck you!

>>69648969
"If I told you I killed a nigga at 16 would you believe me?"

>>69649123
Why are you the only one that speaks English then?

I don't know, you could probably just memorize some shit from a faggy Robert Frost poem and then do that in class

>>69649129
I can't, I don't have any stockings and I'd have to shave my legs

>>69649167

then everyone would call him a fag.

>>69649198
Not if they can't understand what he's saying

>>69649167
>Why are you the only one that speaks English then?
Because Mexicans are pendejos with the intelligence of a money
>you could probably just memorize some shit from a faggy Robert Frost poem and then do that in class
Hit me up with one

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i love you /cum/

my eyes hurt and im still here shitposting at almost 3 am.

>>69649235
http://www.bartleby.com/119/1.html>>69649235


She's bound to have heard this one

you're all gay and stupid

if you are going to at least lewd at least do ass shots
jeez lewd posters these days
>>69649248
>cara
for someone named face she really doesnt have a beautiful one

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>>69649248
I love you too anon

>>69649266
Takes one to know one
>>69649254
Try again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk

>>69649280
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/resources/learning/core-poems/detail/44272

>>69649266
Te la mamo gratis siquieres.

>>69649266

Im hetero

>>69649159

mine are pink and black ;s

doesn't really show up lol

>>69649164

ok!

>>69649185

not an excuse >.>

>>69649267

eres peor que un alhuate en el fundillo, te crees cochi con levis hijo de la verga nomás porque te ponen puras palabras bien cuichis.

>>69649271
<3

>>69649280
tfw to smart too be gay

>>69649305
pero sólo si te los tragas

>>69649310
keep telling yourself that

>traps
>gay
Nah

>>69649332
It is an excuse! no one wants to see hairy legs

>>69649332
You are cute, anon

>>69649352

t. sausage smoking champion

>>69649335
>eres peor que un alhuate en el fundillo
lmao

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>>69649335
(tú)

>>69649357

we do

we do

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>>69649357

how do you know!!!

>>69649358

aww thanks :p

>>69649381
I don't want to post my hairy legs

>>69649385
I want to kiss your legs!

>>69649385
god damn

>>69649388
do it you pussy

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YOU'RE RUINING MY LEG FETISH, STOP IT

>>69649380

solo bromeaba anon.

<3

>>69649385
See >>69649388
Those legs are pretty qt tho

>>69649410
No

reminder that arkansas is an ugly chicano

i never realized how gay /lgbt/ was. I always thought is was just people searching for mental help, but its basically /soc/ but for gays
>>69649385
im sure stocking are comfy to were especially during this season

>>69648272
wow, that is pretty rude.

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Fucked up my sleep schedule buds

>>69649418
don't let them ruin such a patrician fetish

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Howsit going buds I just got home

You are not a "trap" youre just a mentally ill man wearing women's clothes

>>69649499
Where tf were you

>>69649499

its a bit too gay atm

I'm in a discord server full of trannies and traps.
There's this thicc qt trap from Pennsylvania.
I think I love >her.

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>>69649438
no i not

How do I meet qt traps irl

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>>69649505
Out drinking with friends

>>69649508
I got you senpai

>>69649510
you've said it yourself

>>69649509

loving a female(male) is an act punished by life in hell.

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Real TayTay hours

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>>69649530
Because I hate myself

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boi, its sunday

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>>69649420
todo bien , ya sé que eso es cómo demuestras tu amistad
todavía somos amigos? dejaré de insultar a cara

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>>69649529

Why are traps cuter than girls?

>>69649557
that's great keep it up

How do I unfuck my sleep schedule lads
I have school in a week and cant go to bed before 5am
Got this way because my Dad works 2nd shift so I try to game my sleep schedule so I wake up when he's gone

>>69649574

because you're a homosexual

>>69649574
Because males are the superior sex and your dick knows it

>>69649574
girls are annoying. traps are cute and lack the annoying-ness

>>69649574
They have to put in effort to be feminine and cute whereas women know that even if they become an obese landwhale with 6 bastard children and a shitty personality that guys will still come after her

what does a woman say to a man with a tiny penis
little rock

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>tfw no Alex Daddario gf

>>69649574
because girls are all sluts that don't try to be cute anymore

and traps have to make an effort to look feminine and cute

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Lol

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>>69649563
Así es, como nos creemos americanos, cuando alguien te comienza a decir joto(fag) es que ya te considera su amigo <3

>>69649546
no, only cara allowed.

>>69649623
That's a man

>>69649403

I'll allow it :s

>>69649428

well thanks but ur still a jerk for not posting

>>69649450

they're amazing, could wear them everyday

lots of times I wear compression socks just cause I like the feel.

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>>69649623

>>69649650
Will you marry me?..............

>>69649403
>>69649650
Why the heck does no one give him shit for that comment?

>>69649650
Pls be my bf

>>69649676

my qt folder only has thin grills, sorry

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also tswift >>>>>>> cara the ugly

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>>69649676

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>>69649654

Friendship with Arkansa & taynaysea has ended.

Now L.A. is my best friend.

>>69649708
>thicc

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>>69649691
That is fine too
>>69649708
>

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>>69649688
>>69649677

you two have to fight about it I guess!

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>>69649676

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>literal fags
>having opinions about women

>>69649731
I'm willing to share

>tfw no qt trap bf with a big round ass

>>69649740

I wont lie, Id have her gain 10 lbs then try to wife her

STICC > th*cc

>>69649296
Good stuff my dude, molto grazie

>>69649740
thank mr skeltal

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>>69649740
shoo shoo hungry skeleton

>>69649740

id fuck her easily cuz she is tall.

but she looks like mr skeletan.

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>>69649721
I-I still love you Sinaloa

>>69649776
t. low test faggot

>>69649819

but thats a pooper

>>69649819
>not boipucci
gross

>>69649819
honest question, what does it taste like?

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>>69649819
pussy>boipussy

>>69649819
Boipucci >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> girl pussy

>>69649854
human feces

>>69649854

groceries

I like women

>>69649855
t. never eaten either

its fucking 38 degrees here in Orlando. I am DYING holy fuck my ass froze off when I was outside for a second

>>69649877
faggot

>>69649854

salty.

if you wanna know how piss tastes like, well, saltier.

I hate women, but I'm sexually attracted to them

>>69649877
Fag

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>>69649881
>eating pussy or boipussy for your thing
found the cuck. only pussy men have to do foreplay

just woke up after 2 hours of sleep and cant go back to bed

my semester starts tommorow. I may as well just fucking stay up and try and get sleep tonight

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>>69649877

>>69649881
t. never eaten either

>>69649885
That's not really all that cold

New
>>69649933

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>>69649877

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>no I dont like how pussy tastes