How do I learn Finnish?

>>69646155
Opettelemalla

>>69646155
Finnish being ultra hard is a meme. It's very logical and spoken as written.

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>>69646155

be autistic

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In my experience, Americans here never learn the language because everyone speaks English to them.

Finns also discourage foreigners from learning the language so they don't take anyone's job.

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>Finnish verb conjugation

>>69646267
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>tfw you could easily learn Finnish
>you could move to Finland
>the natives would treat you right because of the being relatives meme
>you'd have both good paying job opportunities and welfare
>top qts everywhere
>but you're just not interested

Lo siento hermanos. I've failed you. Spanish proved more interesting. And useful.

>>69646267

She looks Somali

Opettelemalla saatanan läski neekerinpenikka.

If you only learn the words but not the grammar you can also express yourself and be understood

like this


minä kokemus, amerikkalainen täällä ei ikinä opi kieli koska kaikki puhu englanti he

suomalainen myös lannistus ulkomaalainen oppi kieli niin he ei ota kukaan työ

This is grammatically entirely wrong but literally tens of thousands of immigrants in Finland talk like this and we have no issue understanding them.

>>69646436
>Spanish proved more interesting. And useful.

how was spanish useful to you?

t. considering learning it

>>69646271
People always scream about this but Finns and others come in and say it's not that bad.

Is it like German with it's whopping 4 cases that are no big deal once you actually learn it? Any Finnbros want to weigh in?

>>69646576
>Finland
>4 million speakers, waning away
>Spanish
>600 million speakers, growing every day

Latin Americans in particular are also really fond of their literature. I haven't read any yet, since I'm not that far advanced, but it makes me curious. Statistically you're bound to find something interesting since 20 or so countries are bound to produce something useful and interesting, no?

Also since you're British, I imagine like your countrymen you'll want to spend your pensioner years in the Spanish riviera, there's like 800.000 Brits in Spain

>>69646768
>4 million speakers, waning away
More than that.

>>69646768

Finnish isn't waning away :=) we now have Somalian, Vietnamese, Iraqi people who speak Finnish at home :=)
Finland, STRONK :=)

>>69646781
*5 million, I stand corrected.

But let's face it, you're a lot like elves, though blond and graceful, living in secluded forests, your time is over, and you're slowly fading away from this world.
We're going to miss you guys.

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>>69646155
>learning a language only spoken by 5 million people
Come on now.

>>69646267
How can a Christian and a Muslim be in a relationship?

>>69647054

Hungarian will go extinct long before Finnish though.

if you want to learn a useless language then learn estonian instead

>>69647240
We have double the population. Triple actually, if you count Hungarians in Romania, Slovakia and other places.

Don't misunderstand me anon, it's not that I wish you ill. I'm just being realistic. But there's still a way! Get to baby making Pekka.

>>69647504

You have really terrible birthrates even compared to us you know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Hungary#Births_and_deaths

>1.44

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Finland#Vital_statistics

>1.65

And we have more a higher relative fraction of young people while you're had consistently low birthrates for 20 years while ours was a bit higher some years ago.

Don't worry about Finnish buddy, worry about Hungarian breeding problems first.

>>69647700
tbqh it's even worse than you think, since only gypsies breed here. My friend works in a hospital as a nurse, she says 6-7 out of 10 births is gypsy in our area.

What a wonderful future.

>>69647942

Come home 1% Finno-Ugric 99% Central European man.

>>69647482
I actually feel bad for the future of Eesti keel. I lived in Tallinn for 3 years and achieved B1 Estonian, The language is beautiful and I don't want it to go extinct.
>>69647942
Horrible

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>>69647700
it could be worse

>>69646155
check out bisqwit's yt channel

>>69648577
How about Magyar nyelv? Hungarian fascinates me. Only been there once 'to gyor' and I really want to tour the country.

>>69648554
>tfw almost all interesting languages in Europe are doomed

>>69648818
It's truly sad t.bh. My grandfather spoke Scottish Gaelic and that is dying.

My dad is English and he still can't speak Finnish after 20 years.

He can understand it though and read it fine but he just can't pronounce shit

>>69647942
this jesus christ someone please save us

>>69646768
Almost 7 million speakers in total, finnish is growing all the time because of the immigration

>>69650293
Finnish is dying all the time - lower bithrate than Sweden and huge percent of kids are born are arab, kurd, somali or other mixed. And like you said, we are getting more immigrants who breeds like rabbits. In future, let's say 30-50 years, when they get to the power do you think Arabs or Somalis want learn their kids Finnish anymore? Nope, Pekka.

Finnish language will die in future, thought not only Finno-Ugric language what had disappeared.

>>69647504
>baby making

Tfw I always end up dating foreigners. Finnish girls are not gf material.

>>69650054
your mom got NIGELd

>>69646524
post correct sentence for comparison

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>>69650695

>>69650498

That's an unrealistic view of the future.
We also have the Lestadians for example and eventually Finland will stop being a nice place for people who want to live in a nice place.

>>69646768
>Finland
>4 million speakers, waning away
And why does a countries birthrate interest you so much? Do you expect Finland to die out in your lifetime or what? You are being overly autistic, son.
>>69650639
>Finnish girls are not gf material.
How is that?

>>69650853
Finnish girls are easy for ONS. But they're also cunty and cold. No fun in a relationship.

>>69647058
Why is that even a viewpoint? I don't understand that meme. If you like a language, and you love learning languages, why wouldn't you learn it?

>>69650782

Kokemukseni on että amerikklaiset täällä eivät ikinä opi kieltä koska kaikki puhuvat heille englantia.

Suomalaiset myös lannistuttavat ulkomaalaisia oppimasta kieltä jotta he eivät vie kenenkään työpaikkoja.

>>69651000

or maybe kieltä ought to be kieltämme(our language) to make it feel more normal

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>>69650883
Case in point, some random Huezilian decided to learn Finnish and got quite good at it. He posted quite regularly in /mämmi/ while back.
Pretty sure he learned norwegian and estonian as well.

>>69651183

But he's autistic. There's a Russian guy from Siberia who also learned Finnish as well.
There are many such cases. Autism epidemic knows no borders.

>>69651000
>Suomalaiset myös lannistuttavat ulkomaalaisia oppimasta kieltä jotta he eivät vie kenenkään työpaikkoja.

Nyt takas sinne takkuun

>>69650853
>>69650879
typical privileged western white women, not worth the effort they require

more and more men go get a young virgin asian wife once they get tired of finnish women and want to settle down in their 30s

>>69646155

dont,unless you want to sound like an kebab-restaurant employee or somalian welfare bum.

older people will automatically assume you are russian,polish or other slav trying to steal from them,if you are white.

oh and were full

Don't, just learn Swedish and live in the good areas of Finland

>>69651378

>good areas
>Swedish

You mean some dump like Malax?

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>>69647153
Kunniamurhaa odotellessa...

I go to Funland in 2 weegs :DDDD

All I do is speag likge this right?? RIGHT???? :dDDDDDDD

>>69652221
Where here u come?

>>69652302

few nights Helsingi and den gomfy gabin in woods near Jyvasgyla :DDDDD

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>>69652221
Now you will experience the full power of the ass burgerism

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>>69652478
Ogey have good time here m8 :DDDDD

>>69652478
helsinki isint finnish

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>>69646155
Ask a Finnish person to teach you and pay them in ice. Finns can't resist ice.

Watch the (You)'s pour in.

>>69652559

Will there be bakis?? blease no im goming to esgape dem DDDD:

Also will Helsinki women led attragtive Anglo (>IMBLYIGN X-DD) put benis in bagina???

I have a question for Finland bros, please tell me if Im wrong.
The principal comercial partner of Finland was Russia and when the soviet union fall Finland lost his principal comercial partner and then they got forced to educate his people a lot and thats why they now have the best educational system in the world?

>>69652816
No. Educational reform happened decades earlier.

>>69652740
Finland don't have Pakis, but there are lot of Somalis and Gypsies.

And if you can't get pussy from Finland as British guy you are failure.

>>69652740
finnish girls are very ez, but if ur the one going to hakaniemi, go west, if u go east from there youll find ugly ones.

>>69652845
What force your country to reform your educational system?

>>69652855
>>69652890
Tbh any easy girls in bars are likely to be cider whale trash.

>>69652951
i disagree partly, if you find a group of girls and there are hot ones, they are there to find a partner, they'll try to act like they're hard cuz they wanna see some effort done from the male side. you have to be tall or equally hot to get to speak with them in the first place. if u are a fine englishman it should be even easier

>>69652910
Autism.

>>69652951
thats probably exactly what he is looking for

>>69652890
Yes thats me

Thanks mate, wanna join me and the lads?

agglutinative language

>>69652910
Not being completely retarded and being able to plan ahead.

>>69647942
this sounds like bulgaria
and i thought of learning hungarian in the past
we will probably go extinct in the next decades
gypsies will occupy our lands

>>69653076
ebin :DDDDDD maybe we meet in a bar or not, it depends what day it is. i can at least suggest you some bars to go to, with least nignogs. also, finnish bars in helsinki are pretty expensive (0.5 4.5%alc. is from 5-7euros, except in kallio)

>>69653248
it happens worldwide, dumb and poor breeds the most and with welfare state their kids will be taken care of who wouldnt otherwise survive

perfect way to create a dumb and easily controlled slave race

>>69653076
and when i say west, i dont mean literally west, literally south west, to the central area

>>69653346

Nice lad, we're drinking in Helsinki on 20th and 21st of January if you're about my chum. Is alcohol cheaper in shops? Might get drunk in hotel room before going to bars

>>69653508
naturally

cheapest beer is from Lidl but for hard liquors you have to go to Alko

>>69653363
You westerns have seen nothing yet, w8 until they become a REAL minority in your countries. Gypsies are supposed to be subhuman trash, unable to think. Yet they always find a way to steal and cheat the system. I sometimes feel like they are laughing at us. As if they are out of the NEET memes -
>hey, white boi...it's 6:30, time to get busy .
>and while you work, I will cuddle and breed with my second 14 years old wife
>now go, benefits are not gonna pay themselves

>>69653508
youll be amazed how bad finnish beer is, but 0.33 from grocery store is 1,1e about. if u wanna buy 0.5 ones theyre like 2,5e (sandels etc..) and remember, in finland you cant buy alcohol after 21.00 from grocery stores, after that you can only get it from bars.
everybody else does the same, basically people drinks at their friends places and goes to bar around 22-23.30. bars close around 03.00-04

>>69653697
typical neurotypical

>>69653770
>youll be amazed how bad finnish beer is
Same shit. Bulk lager is bulk lager anywhere.

t. lived in britain

>>69648939
>that is dying
Nah, mate. It IS dead. There's more native Polish speakers than Gaelic speakers. If you want to speak Gaelic you need to head to the western isles where everyone is too busy fucking their sister to speak anyway.

>>69653836
>Bulk lager is bulk lager anywhere
except in Bavaria

>>69653836
>>69653770
thanks for the info lads

Are there any good finnish beers at all? I don't mind paying more for better quality to be honest

>>69654144
Plenty of them, sure. Alko and bigger supermarkets usually have an alright selection.

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>>69654144
desu this is the best bulk lager

>>69646207
it's hard because you can't practice with native speakers

>>69654180
>>69654196

I'll just buy a load of local finnish beers then stick to shitty karhu or something at bars

>>69654255
oh, and the grocery stores have an ugly tactic... they store cheap beer to warm slots on the shelf, and the expensive ones they store to cold containers :D those smart fuckers

>>69650695
It's pretty good. I got the blonde hair and green eyes from Finnish genes + anglo eyes so I don't look like a mongol and decent beard genes.

But there is something very wrong with Finnish women in general. I have 2 other people in my group of friends who have Finnish mothers and dads from elsewhere. German and Italian

>>69655819
ya finnish women really dislike finnish men, it's pretty obvious nowadays from looking at the internet

>>69655819

There's still more Finnish men married to foreign(even European) women because of Estonian, Russian and other Slavics.

>>69646155

Drink mämmi
Eat sauna
Fuck a russian (no homo)

>>69655986
Nope

>>69656236

I've seen the statistics from tilastokeskus because I'm an autist.
Finns get cucked by western and southern Europeans at pretty high ratios but on the other hand the raw number of Finnish man+Russian/Estonian woman couples is much higher.

>>69656347

Okay apparently my info was outdated by several years.
13 321 for Finnish man/Euro woman couples and 16 523 for Finnish woman/Euro man.

But for all international marriage its 25 466 vs 24 530 so Finnish men still outmarry more.

>>69656647
Many of those marriages between Finnish men and foreign women are that old dudes bring some trophy wife to Finland from Thailand or Philippines.

>>69656767

That sort of thing is extremely common in every single developed European country.

Interestingly enough Finnish women absolutely hate eastern European men so if more Slavs move here we can cuck them but they can't cuck us.

basik finiss for basik amerigans from basik gipsi :DDDDD

en=no
juu=yes
kyllä=yes
helvetti=hell
perkele=devil
jumalauta=oh my god
vittu=cunt (juu juus it lajk fuck in engliss)
ovi=door
paska=shit

-Mammi
-Perkele

Thats all you need

If you want to get bj say this "tykkään imeä munaa" it means "i like blowjobs"

>>69657581
en = I do not
ei = no

I don't speak Finnish but live here. Was at the counter in store, he said "moi", I answer "moi". He ask if I have pins-card I answer "ei" it usually stops at that, not this time, he says something informative about pins-card, I hear on intonation that it isn't a question so I smile nod and say "okey". But he continues and I have no idea what he says but I have passed the point of no return, so I answer "niin" I don't even know what that means but I've heard it being said when listening to people on the phone. He say another sentence and I respond "just". Pack my shit and leave with "kiitos moi".

I don't know if I fucked up or not. Didn't understand anything.

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>>69660606

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W934D_KTvfc
It seems like the spelling and such is easier compared to Anglisk. Other than than that, I think the idea that there is no european language you can lean to build on to it is scary.

Don't learn Finnish, don't even think about coming here, Finland is miserable, dark and filled to the brim with drunks. We don't want any more okay?

>>69661890
Go learn Norwegian instead, you'll get to learn Swedish, Danish and German way easier then.

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Learn Mongolian first, it'll help you.

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You can still choose more relevant languages before its too late.

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FUCK OFF

WE'RE FULL

Is it true that the Finnish language has more than 40 words for "meme"?

>>69660606

Your rate of communication efficiency is starting to be appropriate, but you still have way to go before you can handle everything with grunts alone.

>>69664216
To be honest I've only seen other Slavs pronounce Serbian properly, and the minorites that grew up here. Even the new US ambassador here that is known for knowing many languages and that knows Serbian can't speak for shit. Most common excuse is that it's rigid and hard to pronounce like Russian, which is nonsene, Serbian is quite melodic.

Anyway, you Binns should take the Georgian script and roleplay as Elves.

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>>69665058
Some of us are already on it

>>69665247
Based, you like to cosplay like your Asian brethren.

>>69665672
Back to 9gag

>>69665672
>Karuselli
Wew, just like russian Karusel'.
I think I am convinced on moving to Finland now.

>>69646267
Fucking finns taking our somali women wtf.

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>>69646207

>spoken as written