wake up dummies
ayo hol up
I wish I was a Nosferatu living in Santa Monica
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuck should i study i dont want to go to computer science and have class full of autistic nerds doing autistic things
i was thinking about character animation, what do you guys think?
>>69646032
>what do you guys think?
stop believing memes like "CS is full of autistic nerds"
>deadline for unis is 15 march
>i dont do matura until may
what the fuck? am i doomed?
>secondary school levels B in Physics and Chemistry and A in Mathematics. An upper secondary school level B in Biotechnology A are substitutional for Chemistry B.
this means matura or just normal vysvedčenie at the end of the year? how am i supposed to do matura from chemistry
>>69646220
>what the fuck? am i doomed?
only if you are legitimately retarded
>this means matura or just normal vysvedčenie at the end of the year? how am i supposed to do matura from chemistry
how about you post in slovak so we can actually help you and not rely on your translation
>>69646333
>To be admitted to this programme, you must possess an upper secondary school exam and comparable levels of qualifications to a Danish upper secondary school level A in Mathematics and level B in Physics.
Required is also that you can document a proficiency in English comparable to Danish upper secondary school level B or corresponding IELTS, TOEFL or Cambridge score
Read more about the requirements of this programme
Im looking to foreign cunts for now, im kind of bored here in Slovakia
>>69646501
>Required is also that you can document a proficiency in English comparable to Danish upper secondary school level B or corresponding IELTS, TOEFL or Cambridge score
matura z angliny je cambridge B2, ak chodis na nejaku specialnu skolu tak sa pre istotu spytaj ucitelky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_grading_in_Denmark#Current_scale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grading_systems_by_country#Slovakia
my sme na skole mali taku ucitelku ze ked si nevedel ako vyplnit prihlasku na vysku a vseobecne veci suvisiace s VS tak si isiel za nou, tak skus pohladat u vas na skole
>-21
>mfw
>>69646032
>i was thinking about character animation, what do you guys think?
some artistic school maybe?
>>69646728
pochybujem ze mi nasa profka poradi ohladne zahranicnych skol
>>69646849
>pozrem tu skolu
>poziadavky: 10 obrazkov rucne nakreslenych z asi 10 tem
>ten pocit ked kreslis ako 5 rocny skolkar
sa vyjebem na to pojdem na CS na Slovensku, ale tak sa mi nechce ostat v BA dalsie 4 roky brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>69646849
-20,7C, haven't seen a gypsy for 3 days now
Comfy as fuck.
study ME instead of CS
work in oil rigs for rich arabs
easy money
>>69647061
Mechanical Engineering?
>>69647074
yes
my brother is nuclear engineering
i am doing ME
you can ask me anything
ME is split into different meme practices
energy and HVAC are most profitable + easy
in enegry you mostly oversee stuff and do nothing(especially nuclear) becuase everything is computer automated. just regular check ups ad so on.
in HVAC you usually just apply some formulas and precalculated stuff and sign a paper to get paid
design is meme tier people calculate meme parts of 1 car for a year than claim they made that car :DD
also biggest advice i learned in life after wasting years is
stop wasting years. if you had chosen something stick with it.
and the biggest goal in life should not be the best job/country but should be to have highest passive income.
live like shit for first 10 years of your career. buy 2-3 houses. then live off rent.
thats the paradise.
>>69645597
>ISOLATED
>>69647134
Mechanical engineering requires to be good at math, im not really good
>>69646952
>ale tak sa mi nechce ostat v BA dalsie 4 roky brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hybaj do Ziliny
>>69647269
no to je jedna alternativa ze by som sa odjebal bud do Nitry alebo na stred Slovenska ale fakt by som najradsej niekam do zahranicia hmm
hello friends
>>69647341
a co tak Brno? to je taky kompromis medzi slovenskom a zahranicim
>>69647347
hey
>>69647368
To je ako byť Švédka a mať čierne dieťa ako slobodná mamička
>>69647418
nerozumiem
>>69647435
walking meme
i am awake
>>69647347
>>69647386
Hello
>>69647251
CS requires more math to be honest family
CS is just problem solving
you either study STEM or just go start working after high school
rest of the degrees are money grab
>I'm 20,crush is 28
>going out with her in the evening
What the fuck do I do?
>>69648357
hope shes paying
>>69648357
We told you already
>just b urself ;^)
>>69648232
>rest of the degrees are money grab
but you dont pay for uni in eu
>muh stem
ayy lmao dobry mem
>>69648692
you waste your years doing nothing
thats a lot of money being lost
plus you are missing out on the investments you could have made if you worked
amount of money lost is always exponential. you could work in manual labour and save up money every month for 4 years and invest
that means your shitty useless degree has cost you a big investion.
there isn't a wage difference between hschool graduates --- non stem uni gradutes. in fact you'd earn much much more with 4 years of experience in any work compared to any non stem degree haver.
go be a miner,work in czech factory as manual labour or do something instead
regards
>>69648763
money is not my goal t bh
>>69648847
what is your goal then
university education is just a waste of time
it is only worth it to study STEM so you can earn more money than average wageslave
>>69648878
he's lazy and thinks he'll sit on ass and do nothing with a degree
>>69648878
>>69649147
>germanic autist
go to japan you wagecucks there you dont even need to leave your office they let you sleep on the floor
why v4 women have so ugly feets
>>69648763
typical nu-male/self-important stem fag
HELLO
twitch tv/gsl
>>69649926
nice dude, you watching that with your girlfriend?
>>69649926
>starcraft in 2017
>>69649926
Dobré ráno
>>69650202
good morning anon
>>69649425
because they don't care about your weird-ass fetish
>>69646171
It is tho, 80% is full autismo
t. cs student
>>69651859
no it's not, that's just magyars
t. cs student
>>69646952
>takto si vyberat CS
nevydrzis jeden semester
>>69645099
Co takhle děláte v neděli?
Už mi z bydlení sám kape na maják. Přes rok sem si nezamrdal a zejtra zase do práce. Fakt skvělý.
>>69651958
>t. lol/dota playing, neckbeard having, girl orbiting, beta autist
>>69652539
>Co takhle děláte v neděli?
učím/jem/vyhýbam povinnostiam(relaxujem)
>Už mi z bydlení sám kape na maják.
prečo sám? malý byt?
>>69651958
>>69652627
rude, love eachother
>>69652627
>lol/dota playing
nope
>neckbeard having
nope
>girl orbiting
nope, all girls at my school are taken so no reason to orbit them
>beta autist
half right
nice projection tho
>>69652665
>prečo sám? malý byt?
Naše domácnost byla přehnaná. Strašně velká rodina, bratr s ofiko diagnózou autismu se kterym sem musel mít společnej pokoj, malej panelák.
Hned po maturitě sem utek, bydlim v malý garsonce na kraji malýho města, dělám nijak zajímavou práci s průměrnym platem. S nikým, kromě kolegů v práci, se už hodně dlouho nestýkám.
>>69652711
Hello Lux
>>69652370
why? its not hard
>>69652792
living the dream, are you insane yet?
>>69652539
sedím sám na koleji a od pátku jsem neviděl jinou lidskou bytost
učim se na 2 zkoušky najednou, abych si mohl po zbytek zkouškového mastit péro
>>69653736
Good luck, já sem to na vejsce vzdal první tejden.
>>69653377
Not yet, almost an alcoholic tho.
>ask mom if i should grow a beard
>no
>why?
>you will end up looking like a jew
what did she mean by this?
>>69654271
lol
that's why my grandma said to my borderline neonazi brother when he tried growing beard
>>69654271
that's exactly what my grandmother said to me
>>69654468
>>69657987
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>69657987
same here
>>69645099
Why is Czechia Estonia? I want Czechia to be Lithuania. Magyars are Estonia.
>>69653736
kde si pereš prádlo na koleji?
t. budu půl roku bydlet na koleji a tohle mě zajímá ze všeho nejvíc
>>69662441
really makes you think
>>69662572
no him, but mostly people in dorms took their dirty clothes back home on the weekend and washed them there
>>69663293
wow, you helped me a lot, really how did i not come up with this haha, so simple
kys
>>69652539
>Co takhle děláte v neděli?
Dreading Monday usually.
>>69663744
Finally finishing Shingeki no Kyojin as a way to procrastinate before Tuesday's exam. Not like I don't already know it anyway.
>>69663407
there is usually couple of washing machines in the building
or just washing soap in hand when it's desperate (all machines running etc.)
>>69663055
It all makes sense now
WTF IS HAPPENING WITH LIECHTENSTEIN
WHERE IS HE
>>69665974
seems like he finally found keys to the roof
;_;
>>69666141
delet
Bewertet
what u guys say? isnt she a qt3.14?
thechive com/2017/01/05/cute-girl-goes-for-a-ride-in-a-race-car-delightfully-overwhelmed-video/?utm_source=Wildhair&utm_medium=Paid&utm_content=&utm_campaign=Video_Website_Click&utm_term=November2016&lc_content_id=Xl874q7mq
>>69666141
F
;_;
>>69666141
there was a swiss flag yesterday tho, or maybe the day before
>>69652539
uzivam si volno a cumim na televizi
>>69668257
nečum, kundo
...
kde je ten Slovak, který chce bydlet v Dánsku?
>>69669617
já myslel že tam Jano jel akorát studovat?
>>69651859
>>69651958
not here either
t. former cs student
>>69652539
1. get a gf
2. move gf in
3. ...
4. profit
>>69668257
odkdy se v americe dava pracovni volno?
Time for Tři oříšky pro Popelku
>>69671005
*unzips pants*
>>69671005
watch Karamazovi
Wysczy syczyny krwnyzl lylwllzylw
I'm learning Polish, how is it going? Rate my post.
>>69671309
kurva anyátok
>>69671309
>>69663055
>Finno-Ugrics
>wannabe germs and nazi collaborators
>the Commonwealth
factually raised my IQ
>>69671309
atok/10
>>69663055
Why does Lithuania look like Africa?
>>69671309
looks like Welsh
How is my Hungarian sziaszztok atok segg orgro rog bog szcsszcs
>>69671309
5/10
>Wysczy syczyny
This actually looks like Polish
>krwnyzl lylwllzylw
This doesn't look like Polish at all
>>69671884 this Tbh
>>69672009
forgot about mandatory egeszege/10
>>69671402
did you just literally slap some kana together?
>>69672153
aw shucks
>>69672111
>>69672153
>cashier in Poland counts out my change
>cascade of PSS SHH sounds
>>69672246
PSH PSHHH
ALLO YOBA ETO TI?
>>69671883
Cuz they are white niggers.
Litva=/=Zhmudz
>>69672277
>yoba
russian shill detected
>>69672408
nah just playing
>>69672436
that's what a russian shill would say
>>69671402
>>69671538
>>69671829
I appreciate the feedback
>>69672111
>>69671884
To us it totally looks like Polish. Put some vowels in your language. Pls.
hello
>>69672461
For us your language looks similar
cs, sz etc
>>69672461
>Magyar memeing us about our alphabet
Seriously?
Lad, you have way more multigraphs than we do.
>ssz
>wff
>tt
Not to mention you're probably confusing us with Slovak. Aside from prepositions there's not a single vowel-less word in Polish.
Who else is hyped for this?
>>69674406
bruh
how exactly did cafés create our civilization?
>>69674406
Is Martin Polaćek his actual name?
>>69674561
*Martin Pollack
https://dennikn.sk/476466/mojej-rodine-su-vsetci-nacisti-moj-otec-lovil-slovensku-zidov-partizanov/
>>69674677
>be Slovak
>be a fucking Pollack
>>69674406
sounds like a nice project desu
>>69674801
He's Austrian, actually.
>>69675110
>be Austrian
>be a fucking Pollack from Slovakia
>tfw qt Popelka
>>69672400
please avoid using that word, thanks
>>69675469
>tfw qt Popelka
please be advised that I claimed her as my waifu when I was 5
so kindly keep your distance
>>69675565
got it
>when I was 5
that's so adorable
>>69675469
He will but you watch "Karamazovi" it's the best czech film 2bh
>>69675620
Not sure when I will watch it but downloading it off rutracker right now
>>69675910
>>69675958
shit, still connecting to peers, no seeds I guess
oh well prolly gonna find other source
What is it about?
>>69676054
A loose adaptation of
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brothers_Karamazov
did some nigger get my dorm banned?
>>69653326
video very related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G9QIIvSpzE
just because you can reset a router it doesnt mean you can write programs
>>69676701
that was me sorry
is its normal for cz girls parents to gve house to girl for free after she marries
>>69676809
nah its still not banned
quite an achievement
>>69673306
>Magyar memeing us about our alphabet
>Seriously?
Yes :3
>Not to mention you're probably confusing us with Slovak
Nah, I'm quite familiar with Slovak and Czech on various products there is usually a CZ SK language description as well. They look almost normal
Polish on the other hand looks like it's from outer space.
>>69676945
>Polish on the other hand looks like it's from outer space.
It is known. Our Sarmatian ancestors were abducted by ancient aliens and then after centuries landed with spaceships in the land that later became known as Poland.
Pic related, one of the ships.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSNfE6aakWA
>we will build rollercoasters for poland
l o l
>>69677821
yay (?)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VFzGvWNFEE
>>69678570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Qqm1IOvZ5
>>69678662
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ULp9uHUVOJ
>>69678694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VRp2Ph8H9u
>>69678570
>>69678662
>>69678694
>>69678716
>>69678734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0149PMxVMzK
>>69678908
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rMhfQlKPKR
>>69678950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m6GIRlrpVX
Ok dats enough bump
>>69679295
czechia got btfo by lidl
brou
Dobrou noc
>>69679888
brou
>>69679628
what's the story?
>>69679979
>some people got mad with lidl using migrant african as model in leaflet
>they went to a lidls FB to rant
>Lidl PR answered in style of "we live in multicultural society, get used to it"
>all the celebs and other major companies and people rallied behind lidl in this
>>69651859
what egyetem
>>69680376
>we live in multicultural society, get used to it
They do?
>all the celebs and other major companies and people rallied behind lidl in this
Of course they would do that. Another shot at self-promotion and virtue signaling.
Not good nevertheless. World Bank-financed Lidl tries really hard to push the multicultural agenda. I think some time ago we also had black models in Lidl leaflets but people rather laughed it off.
>>69680857
try to do that in Hungary... just try....
>>69680857
We've had the same Lidl leaflet and no one cared, but then Slovak right-wingers got triggered by Miss Helsinki.
http://hnonline.sk/svet/887917-slovaci-tazko-nesu-vitazstvo-cernosky-v-miss-helsinki-finom-to-vysvetluju-na-facebooku
It's hard to predict what will tick them off.
>>69680857
well it my guess that the person writing that lives in Prague and that city is sure just like west in terms of that
>>69680967
https://www.lidl-flyer.com/hu-HU/#/3e2f7517-cdc1-11e6-8761-005056ab0fb6/view/flyer/page/10
everyone has the same photos since it comes from one source. but to read the PR person going on a such crusade for "better" society was weird
>>69680967
*tries that in Hungary*
>>69681438
O gurba :DDD
>>69681469
whatcha gonna do now magyarboi :-DDD
>>69681550
Im gonn sleb ids 1 AM goodnighd bolan :DDDDD
>>69681550
....is it this Ukrainian model Sofi A?
Compared the moles on her face and chest. It's her.
Anyway, good night V4
>>69680967
lol what the fuck do you think would happen in hungary. rightwingers won't give a shit about their "morals" as long as lidl will provide their shit 10 pennies cheaper.
>>69676863
depends on their wealth or available houses
>>69681787
I have no idea nor do I care
>>69681656
gubnite x-DDDDD
>>69681915
>moles on her face and chest
fuj
removing moles should be mandatory Tbh