Why are Europeans so autistic about bread and cheese?

>>69637253
Because it's the only food they can afford

>>69637253
>mfw plastic cheese

Why are Americans so terrible at food? You'd think that a people who spend two thirds of their day eating would fucking master the culinary arts by now

>>69637253
That's the extent of european "culture"

>>69637304
m8 vegemite lmao

You mean Frenchfags, right?

>>69637500
we're by far the least autistic europeans actually

>>69637543
*most

>>69637702
>says the fucking german

>>69637253
maybe you're just too autistic to manage basic shit like bread and cheese production

you're not functioning right

>>69637543
le baguette le brie le autistic frechfag

>>69637339
more like vegim8 amirite XD

>>69637827
Netiquette tip:

Please, use proper punctuation and capitalization when communicating online.

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>>69637253
>mfw i started to camembert with a baguette just to make you butthurt

>>69640258
>>mfw i started to camembert
mfw i started to eat camembert*

>his country has no breads and shit dairy

>>69637339
>implying I'm aussie
>implying I've ever eaten Vegemite

Lol, nice try

>>69640473
go back to china

>>69637543
>Catalogued more than 400 types of cheese
>least autistic

>>69640374
tiens j'ai les mêmes assiettes
baguette lidl ? elles sont pas dégueu

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>be European
>autistically obsessed with bread
>autistically obsessed with cheese
>still can't make a better grilled cheese than an American

>>69640258
>bread in plastic bag

/int/ assured me that sophisticated Europeans never did this

>>69641531
God damn I'm in the mood for one of these

>>69641567
I didn't want to waste my dinette(true baguette for experts) just to make you butthurt

>>69641531
Why not make a croque monsieur instead

>>69637253
Bud, go to the store tomorrow and get yourself a nice wedge of brie or camembert. It's not a meme, shit is godly

>>69637253
Because bread and cheese are the best shit ever. I understand why someone would get snobby over the things they love

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>>69643061
>French "cheese" tastes so bad he needs meat to mask the flavor

How will Europe ever recover?

More importantly, only an oaf would dip a croque monsieur in tomato soup.

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>>69641531
>always end up burning my bread
>too embarrassed to google how to make a grilled cheese
I can't cook for shit

>>69641154
that is called "creativity", adolfão hitlerão

>yank """""""cheese"""""""
grim

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>>69644312
>Uk talking about food

>>69644363
ummm we're one of the top authorities on cheese sweetie

not that you'd know anything about cheese being an american x

>>69644404
top authority on dick cheese maybe

>>69644429
>he doesn't know cheddar, wensleydale, stilton, red leicester, etc. etc.
honestly feel sorry for you

enjoy your spray """""cheese"""""

how do these people rule the world? they cant even tell plastic from cheese
smdh at americans tbhfam

>>69644545
>enjoy your spray """""cheese"""""

Only niggers and trailer park residents eat that shit.

>>69644574
so all of the usa then

Cause it tastes good with wine, you uncultured swine

>>69644630
That's ok. I already knew you were going to post that when I hit Submit. (^:

Putting that aside, the country that invented processed food during the Industrial Revolution and has Europe's highest obesity rate shouldn't be criticizing the culinary practices of others.

>>69637253
>only use cows to make burgers and milkshakes

Spray cheese is an unfortunate artifact of the 1950s, the decade in which the American diet was ruined for all time.

>>69644708
we're talking cheese m8

we absolutely get to shit on you
now take the embarrassment like a man and pray you get to taste real cheese

>>69644788
>we absolutely get to shit on you

https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Home-Kitchen/Kraft-Easy-Cheese-Cheddar-8-oz/B004239FB6

Or do you. ;)

>>69644840
>SHIPPING FROM USA
yes, we do

also
>cheddar
>in a can
>that isn't from cheddar
actually did a vom

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/may/29/how-obese-is-the-uk-obesity-rates-compare-other-countries

http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/loseweight/Pages/statistics-and-causes-of-the-obesity-epidemic-in-the-UK.aspx

http://s.telegraph.co.uk/graphics/projects/fat-Britain-obesity/

:^)

>yank gets upset over his """"cheese""""
>has the nerve to call anybody else fat
howling

I don't think I've eaten this stuff since my elementary school cafeteria.

>>69637253
Cheese and bread are fantastic.

So long as it's not American cheese. I will apologize for that.
However I will not apologize for cheese whiz. That shit is good on Ritz crackers.

You can buy any artisan cheese you want as long as you're willing to pay for it.

>>69637253
Because it's delicious you uncultured plebian.

>>69645059
I'm sorry you grew up in a trailer park.

>>69645068
I was born in Zurich Switzerland and Grew up in Minnesota and Delaware. My father is a chemist and the fact that we can afford to buy cheese that isn't kraft is a wonderful thing. Keep droning on though as if you think you're somehow better off for not appreciating a well aged cheese.

>>69640258
Wow I am really upset about this

>he's shocked that working class people don't eat as good quality food

>>69641531
i literally dont enjoy the meat if i dont have bread to eat it with
cheese is objectively better with bread too
if you only know loaf bread i get why you dont like it as much

>>69643375
the worst is Americans who think seasoned steak is better than steak + a dank, creamy sauce

Why can't Americans learn some culinary culture so they stop being the ignorant fat fucks everyone uses as laughing stock?

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>>69637304
You can buy real cheese in the US in every grocery store. Americans buy it and eat it in droves.

I don't know how to put this simpler terms. Americans have cheese and eat cheese is the best I can do. Not "cheese product". Cheese.

>>69648748
>cheddar
>cheese

>>69648770
Yes, Cheddar is a type of cheese.

And do you not see the other varieties in the photo? I am trying to not call you a terrible name here.

>>69643501
Butter the outside of the sandwich famalam

>>69637253
>american
>talking about food

Americans dont even have real cheese, or wine, or even bread

All they have are burgers filled with cola

>>69637253
>Why are Europeans so autistic about bread and cheese?


You can't possibly know untill you tried real cheese and bread.

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>>69637253
because your only choices are industrial crap and cheap cheese and we often enjoy cured, old rural high quality cheese.

>>69637253

wait,did EU annex Wisconsin?

>>69637291
fpbp

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>mfw reading this thread while stuffing my face with local cheese and bread