/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

Mean looking duck

I WANT TO KILL SWEDES

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aSYJ2g9dC5
Listening to music guys

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>>69634075
>this flaming closet-case has been senator of a Southern, ostensibly religious and conservative state for three terms

Explain this shit South Carolinians

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Agreed?

Now
is
the
Time

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/luso/ + /balt/

>>69637765
agreed.

>>69637780
speak english infograf

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Reminder to

>ban guns
>ban anime
>ban lewdposting
>ban non-cum flags
>ban niggers
>ban faggots

also, the gf.

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wew

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I love you /cum/!

>>69637765
>god tier for women is in the midget range
fuck off manlet weeb

>>69637828
goddamit

>>69637765
Move God tier up by one or two inches and agreed

>all these autists trying to force their own little memes every thread

test

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Based

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yank gf 2017

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>>69637834
Me too!

gf is 5'1

>>69637828
never heard of it

>>69637850
@ me next time bimch

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I want taylor to kick my ass and force me to lick her feet

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>Get in the car looser, we're taking a ride.

>>69637858
no NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THIS ISN'T FAIR STOP IT
FUCK YOU
NOOOOOO

>>69637858
that's the goal

>>69637890
kys lmm

Is there a good food place somewhere in manhattan I can get dinner at that anyone would recommend?

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>>69637871

>>69637890

asians can't drive

would be a crime against your life entering the vehicle

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>>69637909
Where the fruck have you been?

>>69637890
>driving with a chink
you think I'm dumb or something?

>>69637916
McDonald's

>don't want 4chan x because lazy
>want to install it to filter flags

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>>69637922
eheheh

>>69637916
McDonalds

>>69637656
>if they're not in a safe they need a trigger lock if you wanna keep it compliant
if you're home you could say you were admiring them

i actually recently acquired some gadsden flags kek

>>69637735
the rcmp is an inherently corrupt and oppressive regime in many ways

the low level cops are ok but rcmp brass are lunatics

>>69637933

i know the stereotype

but where does it comes from.

>>69637916
A&W

>>69637890
What is it with asians and the really big round glasses

>>69637954
you can filter by default

>>69637909
What?

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>>69637954
who are you gonna filter?

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r8 my vz58 (aks are banned in canada)

>>69637973
>i actually recently acquired some gadsden flags kek
Why?

>>69637984
big round glasses are patrician
>>69637981
you know, I'm not sure

>>69638012
*bans this scary gun*

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What's a fun hobby I can pick up for my weekend nights?

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>>69637984
>big round glasses
>round
>glasses

Ayylmao envy of humans

>>69637932
never reply to my posts ever again

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>>69637984
idk
my gf btw

>>69638016
because it's a cool flag and i have american lineage and like guns

my mom is murican as well as half of my extended family

i love both canada and the US and think they are the two best countries on earth

>>69638021
words with friends

>>69637997
only for basic text like names and trips

>>69638021

download tinder and have sex

>>69638040
She's pretty cute
I just want an average chinese gf with succulent soles and I'll be a happy camper

>>69638021
Where do you live? (basic area)

>>69638020
REEEEEEE IT'S ALL WE HAVE LEFT

>>69638021
cooking? reading? something basic and easy to do.

>>69637948
>>69637965
>>69637982
Seriously though, like any restaurants or pizza places or bars or some shit?

>>69638020
>t. Elizabeth May

How would you react if your gf had yellowish soles instead of pinkish/reddish ?

>>69638121
there are so many places dude that's a crazy question to ask

you'd have to dial it in a bit

>>69638121
if you go there try asking whoever you know/ the hotel staff or a travel agent

pretty sure that place is massive so it's sort of a dumb question

What is /cum/ listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWR1h-5EzUo

>>69638129
she's gonna have to massage her own

>>69638121
Famiglia Pizzeria in Times Square.

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>>69638129
she wouldn't be my gf in the first place. if a woman's soles are beautiful, then she doesn't get a second date.

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>americans are sometimes jealous of these shitty guns

you're not missing out on much guys, they look cool and that's about it

the way they function is ridiculous and they are jam o matic

>>69638121
Will you have someone there showing you around?

Because if not you could probably dartboard it and pick out a decent place

>>69638119
I'll need to save up first
I spoofed my tinder location to China earlier this week and had 100x more success than I did in America
Do I have a chance if I travel there bro?

>>69638174
i dont give a shit about the feet but those are some beautiful legs

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>>69638174
*if a woman's soles AREN'T beautiful

wow glad I watched this so I can be prepared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89aEoIjzupk

>>69638168

this, fucking gross

>>69638174

what are some techniques to recon a potential gf's soles?

>>69638167
Battle Hymn of the Republic for some reason

>>69638055
That's cool. What state is your mom from?

>>69638139
>>69638164
I'm just looking for any place really, anywhere, as long as it's in manhattan, my friend wants to know for scientific research

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hello /cum/!
post music from your region!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GhtZt2HYkM

>>69638180
Hey is this my birthday present?????

>>69638228
open google street maps and tell them the first restaurant you see

>http://www.salon.com/2017/01/07/do-not-let-racists-fool-you-the-chicago-kidnapping-is-not-about-black-lives-matter-it-is-about-the-violence-faced-by-people-with-disabilities/
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>69638232
lol, i hear they cost like $1200 there

they are like $300 here

>>69638225
she's from all over (navy grandpa) but spent formative years in washington, i live in BC

>>69638180
they can't own them?

>>69638167
https://youtu.be/jGhd5kGM7dk

>>69638231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHHeLGrRgVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2qW5JUTxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8SOkbRtwsQ

>>69638225
>Battle Hymn of the Republic
but you were not in the republic

>>69638167
>>69638167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azXLPL-iuSI

>>69638285
the US has had a lot of import bans whereas canada never had any

surplus soviet shit in canada is dirt cheap compared to the states since we are one of the few countries with high gun ownership other than the US

plus the fact our gun laws are pretty loose, compared to the rest of the world

>>69638012
csa sporters look like shit
they took the slav right out of it

I'll probably be Sam Hyde's nemesis

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>>69638199
To shag one and succ the toes? Probably yeah.
But most that match you probably won't want to meet up anyway. Same shit with the Chinese Tinder, it's mostly about getting many matches on there for them.

>>69638285
We can but because of a bullshit import law, we haven't been able to get any in decades, so the small number we did import when legal still, go for over $1k in decent condition, half of which have cracked stocks and other problems.

>>69638316
It's still a good song tho

>>69638231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP-qROa8apU&t=359s

>>69637828
But did the kidnappers actually have any connection to BLM?

>>69638305
good shit
>>69638338
a tad overrated but still good and indicates you like other good shit
>>69638364
thats fair

>>69638350
Justin will change those laws mark my words.

>>69638394
>libs
>touching a wedge issue

lolno

>>69638167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWMG9-8De38

>>69638361

cute ass

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What a time to be alive.

Good evening, /cum/

>>69638363
>>69638350
ah, interesting. that's pretty shitty then. more guns for Canada.

>>69638428
where?

>>69638433
Good evening Baja

>>69638413
>muh guns are a divisive issue
>mass immigration is not

just cuck my shit up

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>>69638433
What did you do today?

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>>69638433
Hi Baja

How was your day?

>>69638440

stop bullying my gf

>>69638433
good evening, having a bad day?

>>69638231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJJGikSD9ho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-gp1cPNLg
https://youtu.be/8rmg7RIYho0

>>69638277
lucky ducky

>>69638356
what do you mean sporter? are you referring to the longer barrel? or the lack of beaver barf furniture? or that i tricked it out?

unfortunately it's pretty much the only choice for a tacticool gun in canada other than ARs which you can't legally shoot innawoods

there are some other tacticool guns but they cost like $3000+

>>69638458
how can japanese men EVER compete?

So when are we finally going to change the flag back to the Betsy Ross flag

>>69638461
dang
hank hill looks like THAT?

a-are there any g-girls on /cum/ right now

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This thread is lame. Where's the anime?

>>69638509
no. fuck off

>>69638482
>lucky ducky
what's lucky? cheap surplus?

we get surplus 7.62x39 for like $0.17(of worthless canadian money) a round too :)

>>69638461

literally the perfect female body

can just imagine how smooth it is

>>69638167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR6tKygCdj8

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>>69638455
The only reason guns haven't been completely cucked like Straya is because there are still rural areas with enough political weight to cause a stink.

Immigration is a holy blessing, how dare you say anything negative about it!

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>>69638461

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>>69638521

Right here. Go crazy
>>>/a/

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>>69638491
>What you looking at yellow boi?

It's So Much Darker When A Light Goes Out Than It Would Have Been If It Had Never Shone

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>>69638551

my ex used to take pics like this, but she had an actual ass.

pls stahp.

>>69638589

her ass is extremely cute

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>>69638524

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>>69638584
>n-nothing s-sir. I clean pen now, plz don't hurt me

>>69638453
Hello!

>>69638458
Nothing but having a regular day, or at least that's what I think.

>>69638464
Pretty decent imo.

>>69638480
Not really, but you probably know how the things are here during these days

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Beer edition

anyone pre-2000 /emocore/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H77YwTG21L4

>>69638657
shitty oregon hipster beer

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>>69638486
CSA Sporter. That's what the canuck VZs are called, no?
>lack of beaver barf furniture?
That's what I'm saying, they took the slavshit right out of it.

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>>69638663
>pre-2000
>(2014)

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>>69634869
He's an incumbent republican senator, he cannot be defeated in this state.

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>>69634075
B nice pls..

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I've never seen so many people committed to not learning from their mistakes and ensuring another loss.

>>69638657

pura tecate light compa

fierro.

>>69638678
>he drinks alcoholic water

>>69638698

the band exists since way back, this was the last album

>>69638715
getta load of bart simpson over here

>>69638640
You said you had to be up early for something, no?

>>69638729
>tecate light
N-no, gracias.

>>69638715

you and the so called gf?

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>>69638761
Krautfaggotry belongs in kc

>>69638721
Jesus

>>69638715
GF material no doubt

>>69638696
yeah the CSA ones have polymer

>>69638070
well, yah, utah.

>>69638761

I thought the taiwanese were tanned gooks

>>69638715
>no reverse image search results

Could it be true anons?

>>69638784
Yeah, of course whether or not you believe is up to you.

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>>69638721
>I guarantee many of us would like to live a more rural lifestyle

>>69638361
O-oh
Sounds like it is here then

>>69638769
Yes, but it didn't work.

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>>69638761

im feeling generous.

>>69638776
p-pero si es todo lo que la gente toma aqui.

>>69638854

really qt

>>69638715
cute

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>itt: anons believing footkrauts lies

>>69638899
What lies

>>69638803
Wife material too, she even knits me things for birthdays and holidays. I know it's the cheesiest thing and you guys will think I am a faggot for it, but I do love her. She's also good at cooking.

>>69638825
Ethnic Taiwanese Abos are brown jungle gooks.
She is just Taiwanese Chink.

The whitest person I know is Taiwanese (chinky). She is literally a sheet of bleached paper white, looks pretty crazy. Doesn't use skin whitening shit either.

>>69638880
good picture

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>>69638899
Nuke the footfags, weebs and krauts all

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>>69638880
Lo sé, pero no soy alguien a quien le guste la cerveza light, aunque no tengo nada en contra de quienes la toman.

>>69638924
is she fob tho

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>going to another social event I wasn't actually invited to

Maybe I'll be back later on my phone for B A B Y. But goodnight for now, /cum/

I want an asian gf so bad buds

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>>69638840
Here's a picture her dad took (she's adopted in case anyone is wondering).

>>69638971
I want a qt white gf really bad.

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>>69638879
>but it didn't work
>???

O-oh ok.

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>>69638721
>there are people who vote for these clowns
>there are Americans who vote for these clowns

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>>69638924
How did you meet

>>69638880

do you masturbate to pics of your ex?

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>>69638982
You dress awfully man.

>>69638982
>adopted
>qt
>knits
>dont have to deal with crazy asian parents
Keep her lad

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Someone explain what this means please.

>>69638963
She was born in China, but adopted as a baby. I moved to the US from Zurich when I was five. She's just a bit more traditional than a lot of other Asian girls in the US you might say.

>>69639028
Autism

>>69639028
It's a joke image of a battle between the fans of various shows and the fans of justin bieber.

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>>69638987
iktf

How do i get an adopted asian gf?
I want an asian gf but dealing with her parents really does not sound pleasant from stories I've heard

>>69639019
I know. I have a terrible sense of fashion, but I think I am improving.

>>69639028
Tumblr circlejerking over the same cluster of shows and movies as always

>>69639028
Justin Beiber probably talked shit about a member of the supernatural cast and his fans are backing him up. What they didn't count, was just how autistic and overlapping supernatural fans are

>>69638982
>yank dress sense
Grim

>>69637765
t. literal manlet

>>69639045
Does she have cute feet tho

>>69638951

Pues si, a mi tampoco me encanta, pero es lo facil y lo que todo mundo quiere.

>>69639007
once i saw "meme" that said

when you are about to masturbate to your ex-nudes
>happy vegeta
but you remember the good times
>sad vegeta

But the answer is yes i do, specially when i feel missing her, masturbating helps me degrade her and forget her.

>>69639089
A lot of Evangelicals like to go to China and adopt kids

I'm addicted to sleeping naked.

It just feels so free and nice.

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>>69639122
KRAUTS OUT

>>69639122

this

>>69639028
>"teleports behind you: the post"

So this is t*mblr?

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>>69639089
Don't get one, when Order 66 is issued the millions of she-chinks in the west will murder their adoptive families and white husbands.

>>69638982
why do you dress like a grandad

>>69639151
that's not very american, anon. You need to sleep with your shoes on

>>69639103
>brit
Out

>>69639122
Sort of, except that she works at a nursing home so she's always on her feet which isn't good.

>>69639141
Fug evangelicals might be worst than chinks actually

>>69639138

lel, was she your first gf was something?

>>69638715
>>69638982
You look like a secondary character in YuGiOh.

>>69639090

I dont think you dress that bad, is just your sense of fit, your jeans are jacket are too big.

>>69637916
Find a bodega, order egg ham and cheese on a roll.

>>69639190
Have you ever shmelled the shmelly chinky feet after a long day of work straight out her work sneakers?

>>69639184
Literally dress like an 80 year old

>>69639103
Believe me, other yanks dress better than I do, plus I am a kraut immigrant, but again, other krauts also dress better than I do.

>>69639193
You should meet evangelical Asians. Cancer in it's purest form.

>>69639193
So fug a chink with chink parents

>>69639219
prove it

>>69639235
I'd rather not

>>69639219
That's not a bad thing tho. 80 year olds care about how they dress.

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>>69639215
KRAUTS OUT

>>69639195

yes, pls dont mock me.

i have a case of oneitis, i know.

ive done lewd things with other girls, but definitely the first time i felt in love.

>>69639215
Lol, can't say I am into that kind of thing.

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>>69639235
>Evangelical K*reans

>>69638982
>that telly
>that sofa
>the table
>those speakers
Ahhh yes, 1950s Russia

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>>69639028
>female internet discussion

Just pissed into a jug and I'm planning on drinking it for science.

Should I cool it first? I mean cold piss would probably taste better than warm piss.

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>>69639281
BONGS OUT

>>69639235
honest to god, korean protestants are the most hardcore christians i've ever met

and i live in the bible belt with fundie baptists and strange tiny churches in old renovated gas stations so that's saying something

>>69639264
oneitis is a made up 4chan meme

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>>69639272
>can't say I am into that kind of thing

>>69639294
that's where you're wrong

>>69639179
Because it's comfy

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>>69639294

>>69639294
Drink it warm, cold drinks fuck with your sense of taste

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>>69639317
KRAUTS OUT

>>69639264

Did she dump you then? Why?

Will continue to post her despite one particular individual who requested otherwise

What are your gimmicks?

>>69639336
thank u for ur service x

>>69639311
It doesn't help that the missionaries we send to Korea are the batshit ones

I havent had anything to eat other than oatmeal in days

Wizzy nooo

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>>69639372
BONGS OUT

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>>69639349
>drink it warm so you taste it all

10/10 anon

>>69639272
Pleb

>>69639372
>one
frick off man

Doing a poo

>>69639378
I guess that sweater does seem like the kind of thing an old man would wear huh

>>69639402
If you're going to drink your own piss you might as well drink it right

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>>69639294
>>69639349
Good posts.

>>69639372
I like drifting on the ice on purpose so I can feel like Tokyo drag racers

I also unironically like looking into my ancestry because I can find people who have stories about these families I find out about

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>>69639384
>tfw south korean christians literally believe war with the DPRK is being stopped by their prayers

>>69639386
oatmeal is for the birds

>>69639372
talking shit about the west coast
chicano hate
bunda posting
strawpolls
debating about traps being gay
complaining about life

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>>69639426
BONGS OUT

>>69639452
nigger

>>69639453
oh, and loving bajachan

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/is-harry-potter-the-jesus-of-a-new-generation

this is what normies actually live for

harry potter is what gives that random slut you see life meaning

>>69639451
>implying it isn't

>>69637890
is that fucking soyou?

>>69638715
JUST

why are anglos so rude

>>69639449
That is not a gimmick you stupid fucking YANK
>>69639453
Hmmm, not very creative

>>69639465
limey

Harry Potter is the pumpkin spice/netflix of books

>>69639371

i wish i knew anon, probably cause we fought a lot.

desu, it was true, but she was kinda crazy and i was getting to a point where id lose my shit easily everytime she lost her shit, which was often.

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>>69639473
>harry potter is what gives that random slut you see life meaning

well ok then

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Daily reminder

>>69639427
you do you m8

>>69639485
*throws banana*

Chiapas is the best Mexican state desu

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>>69639494
BONGS OUT

>>69639485
years of inbreeding messing with their heads

>>69639509
Bad legs
No bum
Nice arms
Decent face

>>69639499
Loved by normies?

>>69639517
I keked a little

>>69639531
>no bum

Afro-Brits out!

>>69639535
Loved by thots

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>>69638982
Meet your son

>>69639372

dont have any gimmicks desu.

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>>69639531
BONGS OUT

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>>69639531
>No bum
get the fuck out

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Oh, and speaking of gimmicks:

More politics

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>>69639508

the gf is always a whirlwhind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiG5FMD3xXQ

>>69639184
>>69639299
>>69639400
>>69639464
>>69639519
>>69639572
delet
>>69639558
>>69639573
She has no bum

>>69639565
Oh how I would love and Cherish him. Too bad that he grew up in a broken home surrounded by materialism while growing up in California. That sort of thing ruins all kinds of kids.

>>69639372
Usually people make up various personalities with autistic tendencies

Bongs our

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>>69639611
>liberals still wondering how working class whites could possibly dislike them

>>69639611

she's qt

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>>69639619
In the name of our savior Jesus, I cast this bong OUT!

I'm so glad I have never had a gf

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lol

i've seen it all

>She has no bum
jamal

>>69639656
Give the lad a dash of holy water, that'll set him straight.

French America/America-lite
America
Spanish America

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>lol

>>69639667
have you seen a canibal eat himself out of our dimension with no seasoning?

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>>69639473
Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>69639509

flat chest = best chest
small ass = best ass

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>>69639698
BONGS OUT

>>69639611
>libruls
>not being afraid of guns
I don't have the video of the NYT reporter shooting a gun, but know that I would post it

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>>69639675
Ayo hol up mang, She ain thicc

What does 1D porn look like?

>>69639698
But America is influenced by Mexico, not the other way around.

>>69639714
Regardless of your stance on her philosophy Ayn Rand is simply not a good writer

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>Americans call this a "nice ass"

>>69639755
like my country

>>69639765
american ants maybe

>>69639765
small, tight, and round is best

>>69639715
MODS

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>Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

>Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>>a-at least the books were good though r-right
>"No!"
>The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>69639765
Bongs OUT

>>69639778
Heh
>>69639779
Hmmm

>>69639765
why isn't it nice? as long as it isn't all pimply and weird i would definitely call it a nice ass

new

>>69639812

>>69639812

>>69639812

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>>69639802
BONGS OUT

>>69639803
See pic

>>69639765
Civilized people think that a well rounded rear end is just fine. People who are horny as a goat think that exxaggerated proportions are hot.