tidy room edition
charli
bet cara's fanny is fucking minging
>>69628723
>messy room
runt red flag
the wall just got 10 feet taller lads
off to tesco lads
>300+ likes on normiebook profiler
>40 birthday posts
A cruel reminder that no one truly likes me beyond a superficial level
>>69628787
t. millie b
>>69628799
Cornetto?
back from /cric/ lads did I miss anything?
>>69628723
would very much enjoy impregnating this girl, given the chance
made another one
>>69628833
if you like
LOOOOOOOOOL
SENPAI IM WEAK
HOW THIS BARBER GON DO HIM LIKE THAT THO
>ye boi, ya missing me homes?
>>69628843
>/cric/
who's even playing?
>>69628723
>messy floor
what the fuck. disgusting
>>69628859
enjoying this gimmick
hope you do a few more
>>69628832
that's right senpai
pornstar ashlynn brooke and her husband
Lads, people who sell their companies for millions and go out of work
What do they do with their lives? That money will run out eventually
strongly tempted to have a wank then go to bed
>>69628911
>marrying a porn star
grimmest of the grim
>>69628911
why the fuck would you marry a pornstar?
got called a nigger in popeyes
>>69628898
Pakipoos vs AusGODS
It's over now though, just the odi series and maybe memewallop left
>>69628909
you forgot the title
got called a lefty in whole foods
>>69628901
bet she sleeps in the bed of a different chad every night while getting pounded 6 hrs/night
>>69628943
invest it and shit, it won't run out if you do so wisely
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/07/theresa-may-unveils-plans-create-shared-society-reform-vision/
Lads when did the tories stop being the party of small government?
>>69628943
>That money will run out eventually
No it won't.
>>69628911
Do not understand how you could get married, or even go out with a pornstar. How could you live with the fact that they are getting pounded by massive cocks regularly
>>69628958
would turn me on knowing men are wanking to my wife desu
>>69628892
I kinda feel bad for his parents. They probably though he was a shit hot kebab man and it turns out he was a drug dealing thug.
need a bf
>>69628911
they look happy
>>69628975
doesn't need a title when she's spitting fire
got called a rourke in tim hortons today
>>69628911
Wow
Lucky guy!
>>69629016
It will
When you have millions you're tempted to spend loads and buy fancy stuff since you think your finances are endless
alright
>>69629068
Stop projecting you spastic cunt
>>69628943
>what are investments
They put their feet up and let their money work for them
Fucking tit
BAZINGA
might fail 2bh
He gets to have sex with a literal pornstar every night
Bet his life is a living hell
>>69629031
why not date a metart model or something instead you cuck
I watch people play dungeons and dragons.
what is wrong with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Sb53wvbKI
>>69629014
When small government became obviously impossible in the modern era
>>69629102
what do you have against scotland?
>>69629102
szia Magyarország
>>69629102
STOP BULLYING SCOTLAND
got called a rasheed in shoprite
>>69629031
*on your wife
>>69629068
What planet do you live on pal?
>projecting
this doesn't mean anything. stop using it. its a meme 4chan word
Is this a mouse/rat?
who /looksbettercleanshaven/ here?
my beard grows really patchy and scraggly anyway, plus I have a good jaw and facial aesthetics
Got called a shrimp dick in Milwaukee lads
>>69629140
nothing
i dont know anything about scotland other than its shite being scottish
Done the mathematics and I can move to London on a £25k job and still manage to save £100-150 p/w so long as I'm not a silly cunt with my money. Think the people who moan about it being expensive are just the sort of people who feel they have the Allah-given right to go out clubbing a few times each week.
>>69629206
excellent post
>>69629120
Is this Swansea physics lad?
>>69629164
hello
do you talk like the lads from the inbetweeners?
>>69629014
Ah yes the Torygraph. Shan't.
got called a douche in cvs
>>69629255
This is true
Good luck mate
Kill all hungarians
>>69629186
I look alright either way, just depends on how I feel. If I get sick of my beard I'll shave, If I get sick of being clean shaven I'll grow a beard
>>69629024
She's retired so it's no different to marrying a regular woman, most women have taken tons of big cocks
>>69629269
i've always wanted to meet a hungarian
is your name janos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85sZOObUWfE
tune
got called a slav while i was chain smoking at the bust stop
made my week
>>69629264
no this is the other physics lad
really want to sing the theme song to 'The Man with the Golden Gun'
How can you marry a girl knowing another man has cum in her mouth and fanny?
got called a runt on /brit/
I will never forgive the UK if they put Charles on the money lads
got called a redneck in winn dixie
wizzlington
pisslington
Bowie seemed like a retard
NES Classic has been cracked
Today is a good day
>>69629186
Look best with 2 day stubble. If I'm going anywhere important or I know I'll be meeting some qts, I make sure to shave 2 days beforehand.
>>69629379
why is it any of your business
really need a daddy issues gf
>>69628723
does she think that looks good or something
got called a beaner in target
>>69629284
Cheers lad, don't really want to move to London though desu.
>>69629332
no, its attila
>>69629369
only 'gins and rasheeds actually care
>hungary? yeah I lived there when I was 12 mate
>got my arse rimmed by a Hungarian milf and she choked on my knob and died
>we had to leave the country because the Hungarian police were looking for a snake cock assassin
>>69629360
alri
good luck on your exams and such
Got called Harvey Specter in law school lads
>>69629369
How can a girl marry me knowing I've cum in other girls mouths and fannies
>>69629391
brislington?
>mfw I get a (You) on /brit/
>>69629459
don't think this one is going well to b h
>>69629369
>>69629474
lock and key m8s
>>69629332
no thats me, and no you probably don't
>>69629456
pretty good
>>69629511
that's a completely different thing
just because it's easy for a girl to get sex doesn't mean sex spoils her
got called a dingbat in Macy's today lads
>>69629511
such a shit analogy
*rambles on about the cosmos*
>>69629498
yeh tensor calc looks pretty hard, I haven't done it at all
>>69629546
>>69629548
Trianon best day of my life
>>69629332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGJpZKQ_HCk
this is the average hun desu
>>69629414
Absolute top lad
Just enough to give the jawline some added definition, love a tactical shave
>>69629606
please stop puking on our trams
>tfw met a tranny on tinder
>tfw going round to shag her in 30 minutes
going to live out the fantasy lads
>>69629548
thanks
>>69629606
awful post
got called a pervert in Victoria's Secret
>>69629579
not much of it in the module desu
mostly schwarzschild geometry and that
>>69629642
>>69629684
hmmm
>>69629653
you'll be disappointed
they're literally men
>>69629436
Fair, it's not everyone's cup of tea
What area were you looking at for property?
me waving the banner
haha lads my chest feels like it's seizing up and my heart is struglign to pump or somehin haha might die
>>69629653
that better not be "her" lad, you can do better than that
>>69629754
me about you bop your head with my truncheon
>>69629557
Women absorb all male DNA introduced. A child is less yours the more partners she has had. Telegony is actually real.
>>69628787
bet caras fanny is jaw droppingly nice and perfect
I used to live in London. I rented a tiny one bed apartment in Tower Hamlets (ie apaki shithole) that cos £900 per month before bills, after bills and food I had £20 left at the end of the month.
>Landlord was a paki, and often let other pakis come for viewings even though I was only a few months into my rental agreement, he loudly told the other pakis that 'the current tenant will probably leave soon, when he realises this isn't his city'
>I am obese so spent huge sums on food, also the apartment didn't have an oven so I had to eat cold or microwaved food, also didn't have a washing machine or sink so had to sneak my clothes into Tesco supermarket at 4am and clean them in the sink there
>shower was broken so overwhelmingly hot, had to fill a bucket with the water then wait for it to call down and dry myself with a towel
>bathroom was too small for this so had to do it in the bedroom
>bedroom had no curtains and landlord wouldn't let me put any up so people walking past could see me naked wiping my fat arse with a towel
>Nieghbours were smelly pakis
>got food poisoining from fruit I bought from the paki market
>one night woke up with a shortness of breath and crawled out of bed, managed to open the door and knock on the flat next door
>neighbour was a paki and when he saw me naked and possibly dying he kicked me in the face and slammed the door
>fainted, woke up and was OK thank god
fuck London, I'm back in Burnley now.
>>69629692
hmm yes, of course
Gonna FOY now
How the fuck is "socialite" even a profession?
>BE WHITE
>LIVE IN LONDON
I couldn't, could you?
if i could live anywhere it would be inside of cara
>>69629826
>call down
The educational level of this poster suggests they hail from the north of England
mental how light falls in a gravitational field
>>69629805
*worry intensifies*
>>69629916
What's her end game?
>>69629731
Got a job interview on Friday near Tower Bridge station, not sure where the best place to live around there is. Quite want the job, just don't want to move there really.
>>69629826
Did you really need your own place? Just rent a houseshare with some yuppies for a few years.
Certain people seem to believe that every person on earths definition of fun is going out and getting pissed and that everyone that doesn't isn't 'making the most of life'
>>69629915
mental how time does not exist to a photon from the big bang
>>69629610
deleting my google account
ditching the botnet
filtered australia
having a wank to Valentina Nappi lads
>>69629946
One more thing to make being a man shit.
After the 10 year life expectancy deficit obviously.
hmmmmmm what should i do on a saturday night i know i'll post a shitty comic page by page and get no replies yes that sounds good
I don't believe any of you exist. I've come to the realisation that I've spent 10 years on 4chan talking to bots and I'm literally the only person on this site. Quite a haunting and lonely realisation
The blocks are falling in place
>>69630035
>t. chrome user
>Talk to a paddy about quitting smoking the other day, recommend him a book by Allen Carr
>Also start looking at books on Audible
>get an advertisement on Instagram for Allen Carr's book available to download on audible
NOT a fan of this lads
>>69630070
Bit self absorbed
>>69629948
Good luck senpai
almost responded to a leaf, lads
>>69630070
Ice cream? I love ice cream!
would love to fucking heem her
normies AROOOO
green letters
Walkabout is on tonight lads. Loli Jenny Aggutter was a qt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFx2twDVsmQ
time to roll myself a spliff lads
>>69630099
he isnt very funny
Dubs: ice cream and wank
>>69629965
mental how the CMB is actually from 300,000 years after the big bang
>>69630099
VPN + self-destructing cookies
not going to wank
going to bed
>>69630203
Need my roller?
>>69629652
Stop ripping off people in nightclubs
>>69630203
cheeky spleeeeeef
what do you do in the immediate 30 mins after
munchies? perhaps a funny show?
>>69630229
I'll give it a shot ye thanks lad
>>69630238
got called greg while I was being racist
>>69629957
Kek. True m80
>>69630099
I've made it two days cold turkey btw thought you'd like an update
>>69630203
me too
shall be rolling with >>69630229
Find myself singing the national anthem in my head most days.
>>69630238
All me
>>69630238
Got called a 'sheed in rorkestead
Is "anxiety" the new hip disease?
>>69630257
watch something funny, eat some unhealthy food, maybe play a game
>>69629133
Illidan is Irish. Comfy. Jaina is younger than I thought for the voice. Brother and sister in this which is cool
>>69629887
I live in London and the majority of people I see are white
>>69630262
>>69630289
Give us a hit then las
Got called a wasteman in london endz
the boys say me milk bokkles are me best feature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufGAn6ddT20
LSD is a gift from god.
If somebody got a problem we can meet up anywhere
>>69630320
doubt that
got called an outlander in morrowind
Got called white in London.
Strange because that's impossible.
>>69630363
Horrible feet
>>69630385
>29%
jesus christ
I suffer from anxiety
Think I might be a sufferer of social anxiety. Might be depression.
>>69630306
Yes
Depression is so passé these days
>>69630386
enjoyed this post
>>69630367
It's great, but don't get carried away lad
At the end of the day it's a drug (probably the best one but that's it)
>>69630365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtEBEVC0HUc
got untrue on 2xlp 2bh
>>69630415
29% is white british + other white (slavscum)
The North has many regions which are either 100% Muslim or 100% Asian
>>69630385
>NW London the whitest
Where the hell did you find this trash graphic
Feeling pretty anxious about the big job interview tomorrow. Might need some antidepressants and a couple of Facebook likes
>>69630363
jesus christ
>tfw 3 different wireless networks in the house and my phone switches between them as I move about
it's supposed to make things faster not cause shit to lag out
Got accused of merely fetching the mead at whiterun today lads
>>69630269
Keep it up lad
Top boi
Just say no
lads feel free to post in my thread
the only reason i made it was to bring attention to all the young qt girls in short shorts t bh
>>69630177
>>69630177
>>69630464
I'll pray for you.
>>69630488
try renaming them to the same thing
Got called a philistine in Argos today
Got called wrong in Trump Tower
>>69630488
what sort of fucking mansion do you love in
old battleships look cool as heck
wrapped up in bed
got called a kike shill in /pol/
>>69630527
they already are very similarly named
>>69630573
3 floors
Watching second episode of Star Trek TNG
fucking hate Wesley the little gimp
Apparently he's a bit of a twat irl too
>Adebayo Akinfenwa
biggest meme
so shite
Got called a good lad on /hilo/
>>69630635
>Wesley
>>69630625
if they're the same ssid they might act as 1 network
dunno
BEST NATIONAL ANTHEMS:
>Anthems about armed struggle for one's country
WORST NATIONAL ANTHEMS:
>Everything else
YANK-TIER NATIONAL ANTHEMS:
>Anthems about a bit of cloth
>>69630512
i would never have guessed that
my trouble is I'm so big (6'4, brick shithouse) it takes literally £50 of alcohol to get my drunk
>>69630669
Might you explain this image to me my friend
He looks better without the beard iih
Intriguing
he helpless, his dicks hard, i'm sucking on it
>>69630597
It's a pity they don't use them anymore, they are the best looking naval ships by far
>>69630753
Ah yes, if only Wars were won based on who looked the best
>>69630688
The flag is a symbol for our victory over the British in the Battle of Baltimore iirc
>>69630688
what about armed defence of one's country?
I vow to thee should be the British NA desu
Got called a chicken tikka kebab
>>69630783
wow thanks for killing robert ross you cunts
>>69630792
A true British hero
>>69630827
fantastic song
>>69630792
space changes you
>>69630744
So the Japanese either like us or don't give a shit.
need a poo, third one today
land of hope & glory is our anthem and I don't care what anyone says
>>69630792
#legend
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Borough_of_Newham#Demography
Newham has the youngest overall population and one of the lowest White British populations in the country according to the 2011 Census. The borough has the second highest percentage of Muslims in Britain, after the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, at 32%.
Newham has the lowest percentage of White British residents of all of London's boroughs. The White British proportion of the population fell from 33.8% in 2001 to 16.7% in 2011; this decrease of 37.5 percentage points is the largest of any local authority in England and Wales between the two censuses.
>ads on bottom of the page advertising russian brides and spanish girls
they do know me
need a poo, six time dis week
I shot a red light in 2009 and it's haunted me ever since
could've killed someone
Planning ahead
Making an effort
>>69630688
Britain's and the states are cheesy af.
Germany
Ireland
France
Russia
All exceptional.
Only ones memorable tbf too
We have some based alternative anthems.
America has Nirvana and stuff
what the fuck is a cookout?
is it where yanks cook against each other?
>>69631012
dunno sorry
hhmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncWM6OdSj3Y
>>69631012
like a bbq i think
>>69630972
A ginger person with green or blue eyes would only be possible through incestual conception
>>69631012
Its like a tailgate party only with omlettes
>being a londoner
I couldn't, could you?
do my ting like marley or peter tosh
its eskiboy in your speakerbox
>>69630917
I was driving a box truck about a year ago and pulled out way too close in front of an 18-wheeler that was probably doing ~60mph
The driver basically saved my life by anticipating my fucking stupidity and doing a really quick lane change. I had to move back onto the shoulder as the lanes merged and probably came within a few inches of hitting him as he passed me. I have a lot of respect for truck drivers now and their skill
Never told anyone until now
>>69631080
explain
huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ymEKiY1UR8
Just did a poo in my head
>>69630972
what is this picture trying to say
>>69631080
I'm ginger with green eyes and my parents are from thousands of miles apart
>>69631174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDJUTYDiq8
https://youtu.be/CrrLaz5P8bc
chooon
>>69631174
>>69631226
>>69631226
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg
>>69631160
haha mental
*walks off and talks to someone else*
>vocal range is from D3 to C5
was it estrogen in the tap water growing up? average tenor is from C3 to C5, and tenor is a tier higher than the average male singing voice which is baritone
genuinely want to kill myself
>>69631080
majority of ginger people have blue eyes though
We Hitlerposting now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNs5IecMPMQ
>>69631318
>being a voicelet
lol
>>69631314
*runs you over*
/brit/ is shit tonight
>>69631363
reported you to Herr Merkel, you fucked now m8
jump hop step
pirouette
skank down low
buss a sweat
NEED a Dawn from The Office gf.
>>69631384
*backflips over your car without even looking*
*you look in your mirror and see this look on my face*
>>69631363
Is it ordnung?
>>69631393
i only just got in
expect the quality of the threads to go up at least 10, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, maybe 80%
terrain , pull up
>he doesn't listen to charlie sloth on a saturday night
>>69631405
No please I can't go back to the cuckshed. I literally just got out a month ago.
why is jewtube always recommending this s4s playlist to me?
hmm
have never convinced a female to have sex with me
>>69631490
think looking at enough pics like this will drop my voice to C3 to C5?
>>69631490
who?
>>69631490
But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.
got an ice cream machine and the noise it makes while its churning the mixture sounds like a droning techno song
>>69631490
incredible narcissism
hello boys
business idea: drive from seattle to anchorage
>>69631550
uhmmmmm you mean girls :3
>>69631565
tits or gtfo
>>69630744
WTF i hate Australia now
And like America now
>>69631535
can I have some ice cream?
>>69631587
ahh yes, first day on the chon
I gotta poo but there's nothing in me to poo out
got called an asshole at the senior citizen center
>incredible narcissism
Note to self: Never buy the Sun.
>>69631606
you can have whatever you like baby gurl
*licks his lips as he checks out your body*
Business idea: move to Germany and create a school of comedy
not being funny but if nazi germany was so good why did they lose the war haha
>>69630744
>Pos-Neg
can hear the poo gurgling in my rectum
girl here ama x
those are historical babes
ah yes
>>69631732
WILL YOU GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME
>>69631732
why is a raven like a writing desk
>>69631698
i asked the same thing in here once and got a lot of angry replies about how badly incompetent the nazis really were
>>69631698
thats what happens when you have italy as an """ally"""
>>69631587
/b has been over a long time. Rip in pieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKXi7f7AFmU
is civ vi any good lads? Better than EUIV?
>>69631732
hey whats up
*pulls up chair and sits in it backwards*
whats your name?
>>69631793
*pushes you*
fuck off cunt that's my gf
>Northampton Town manager Rob Page has apologised for labelling his side's 5-0 thrashing by Bristol Rovers as "men against girls".
>>69631832
>>69631793
*laughs with her whilst you runts scrap*
now my love, where were we
*guides her to my car* (1.2 punto)
really making me think
wish i were born as a jolly puerto rican guy whos an amazing chef
>>69631880
neurons are working overtime
>>69631832
oh, right
the "pastry chef"
with the "pet" "eel"
fuck off you gorilla faced nigga
>>69631762
I mean, he was a based Duke Leto Atreides.
>>69631929
suprisingly good post for a yank
>>69631853
Swimming pool?
wonder when the "eating like shit but not getting fat" meme will finally end for me
>>69631929
nah that's not me
NEVER assume my gimmicks again or I'll wallop you even harder
>>69631438
Pam > Dawn