/brit/

cara

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patch

KILL
ALL
HUNS
lads

Friends invited me to this bar tonight

Should I go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SkC5K9wdo

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'ara

A strike by Tube workers is to go ahead after the biggest rail union, the RMT, walked out of talks.

The 24-hour action from 18:00 GMT on Sunday is expected to cause mass station closures
.
The strike is organised in protest at plans to close ticket offices. LU has warned travellers to expect major disruption to services.

>>69625210
At least one person will be killed over a bus seat

>>69625197
Bit rude.

>>69625196
real talk

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48 hours without a smoke lads, feeling good

how can anyone take psychiatry seriously?
when i was getting diagnosed and going to therapy and stuff, the way they diagnosed me was by getting me to fill in about 50 fucking quizzes that you can find on the internet.

decided i want to snort caffeine too like that lad earlier
will report back after ive done it x

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>>69625210
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

>sit on my arse all day and push a lever forward
>get paid £35k

hmmmm I think I'll go on strike

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the gf

>>69625310
let us know how it goes

>>69625320
Gibraltar pls

>>69625280
Once you make it to 72 hours you're fine. It's all mental after that.

>>69625281
You'd have to pay for that in the states.

>the connoisseur collaborating with a convicted nonce
DROPPED
shan't be watching another video

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>EH AH BRUV, LEND US YER PHONE YEH?

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can't wait for LAD REVIVAL 2016

>>69625209
no idea why brits like this girl. they have such bizzare taste in women

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>>69625392
ow's about you give us YOUR fockin phone instead eh lad?

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the gf and i

desu there are definitely paid Russian shills on 4chan and leddit

>>69625420
the irish really are the abos of white people, aren't they

>>69625392
got no credit left m8

>>69625311
THERE IS POWER IN A FACTORY, POWER IN THE LAND, POWER IN THE HAND OF THE WORKER

>>69625469

inferior chloe

moving to Brentford 2bh

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1483715964177.webm

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>>69625392
*goes to pull my phone out of my pocket*
*pulls this out instead*

Haha, batty boys

*skips away*

wouldn't it be hilarious if i died of a cocaine related heart attack at the age of 26

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*crosses the picket line*
*gets a promotion 2 months later*

*takes 7 painkillers*

actually quite enjoy fallout 4

don't care what anyone says

>>69625575

>not 27

>>69625420
Noel is better without him.

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>>69625583

>>69625620
I thought it was good, just not as good as 3 and new vegas. The DLC was shit too

>>69625674
far harbour is very good

>>69625135
amazing sketch

harry enfield is criminally underrated

>flick 1xtra on
>eyez tune playing
hmm

https://clickspeedtest.appspot.com

33 here

>American "housing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIyad46e9dQ

Reading some of my favourite Georges Bataille selections

>>69625493
who else is going to fight against the rap/grime onslaught? you (hurr yu fun mu in du cuub')?? the native brits (yo wikked wikked junglist massive)??

if it weren't for us there would be no British culture cause they have no soul/passion so its left to us to do it for them

merry orthodox christmas lads

>>69625724
Thought it was a bit short with fuck all side quests, but yea it was the best out of the DLC

>>69625392
>oi cleanshirt

>>69625749
>flick 1xtra on
this was where things started to go wrong lad. don't do that again.

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>>69625756
they call me the phantom clicker

>>69625749
what tune

>>69625325
first found out that caffeine pills are really hard to grind, then found out that caffeine powder really hurts the old nose
will update on the effects as and when they come

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wew lads

LEWISHAM MACDEEZ
WANNA WAR ME?
LEWISHAM MACDEEZ
WANNA CLASH ME?
LEWISHAM MACDEEZ
YOU WILL GET MERKED
LEWISHAM MACDEEZ
AND AGAIN

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Posting only top tier comedians

is fingering a girl fun or do guys just do it cause it gets girls off and serves as a natural segue to intercourse?

big gains in Mosul today

>>69625822
hmm, you used two fingers

>>69625867
prove it

It's a terrible thing to be too intelligent for video games. There's so much potential in the medium for exploration of a broad pallete of experiences and topics, but search high and low and you'll either get outright brain-numbing trash or, at best, infantile pseudo-intellectual tripe that might be a mindfuck for a first year Philosophy student, a la "brain in a vat" nonsense, which only superficially engages with intriguing themes or reflections on human existence.

>>69625809
rorke
>>69625830
don't know desu

dental plan

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>>69625844
me

>>69625469
tbf i think this guy is gay not friendzoned

>>69625854
for who?

>>69625775

hes scottish lol

>>69625849
That is the most South Eastern face I've ever seen

bit inbred though

>>69625885
design your own one

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>>69625844
What is everyday life like for you? I'd just like to know because I've been very depressed the past while but nowhere near as bad as your results

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>>69625756
Nice try, clicklet

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>>69625822
heh, first time clicking kid?

>>69625674
Did you play Witcher 3? the Irish accents perfect. Poland knows not to bullshit people.
That orish character in the last Fallout was shameful

lads snorting caffeine was a mistake
just really hurts and i think i can smell blood
don't know if i'm buzzing at all, just not a fun experience
2/10 do not recommend

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>>69625883
*hacks you*

>>69625851
if you do it right you can make them cum ridiculously hard to the point where they stop having sex because their vag hurts

rotate your hand so the palm is facing upwards, put your two middle fingers into her when she is lying on her back, then push upwards. then keep going up and down and combine with licking her clit

literally works every time

>>69625913
yeah but it's clearly an American housing estate

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woah

watching ride along starring ice cube and kevin hart

starting on channel 4 now boys

lass i dont know wants me to go up town with her. shant be seen with a wench tbqh

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aesthetic

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>>69625963
>>69625976
think again kiddos

>>69625965
The companion in fallout 4? kat I think her name was jesus christ her accent is bad. I've never played it no, not really into high fantasy rpgs really

hope im never murdered or killed in an accident

that would be peaaaaaaaaaak

scotch eggs for diner

>>69626079
that isn't the meal deal i suggested
go buy it NOW

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only 'comedian' worth watching

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>>69625900
>>69625844

Link it lads.Wanna see how mental i am

>>69625756
said 'busted. stop cheating' gay yank technology fuck off

>>69625885
t. adam cadre

Skiing in the mountains in the morning :)

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willy lol

could heem anyone on this planet that has am interest in trains

>>69626090
no can do

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>>69626059
Not so fast champ

WOAH LADS
caffeine kicking in
getting revision DONE tonight

high on life atm lads

not even memeing

>>69625851
It's fun for the first few minutes but when she wants you to do it for 30-40 minutes it gets tiring
>>69625979
>his pro tip is to hit the g spot
you got anything better?

>>69626226
What has you in such a good mood mate?

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>mfw oneitis just texted me and the last time me spoke was in novermber

why can't I just feel like this foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>69626254
started just being myself

>>69626138
https://whatsmym3.com/

purple aki

>>69626263
>hey anon do you have the answers to _____ on the homework?

>>69626234
>you got anything better?
do what i suggest and you wont have to do it for 40 min you wally

fingering a girl for forty minutes what are you a human dildo lmao

>>69626254
been a week without any kind of degeneracy and i just feel good innit

genuinely think the world would be a better place if I hadn't been born

can't think of one positive thing I've contributed to society

>>69626306
i heard hes so black hes purple

really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqqAkp8zKp8&feature=youtu.be

>>69625960
Not so bad right now actually, i've got a job now atleast, but depression never goes away and my social anxiety still isn't cured so sometimes i still feel seriously fucked up, but i've taught myself to remember it'll pass. I get home from work and sit on /brit/ and listen to music, then on Friday and Saturday I get drunk on my own. That's my life.

At my lowest point I was cutting my arms literally every day, getting drunk and smoking weed all day everyday. When I was extremely depressed i'd lose the ability to move so i just lie on the floor for hours biting my hand to hurt myself and crying. I'd go to bed at 6am and wake up 2pm every day. The thoughts in my head felt detached as if it was another person in my head constantly bullying me. I'd get angry at anything and flip the fuck out at anyone for almost no reason, then i'd have to cut myself to remedy the guilt. I'd completely isolate myself and wouldn't leave my bedroom for days, sometimes weeks at a time, apart from to get food and use the toilet. That lasted for about 1 year.

Depression isn't a competition though, if you're depressed, you're depressed. Get help, mate.

i am unironically extremely good at fingering girls but i havent done it for like 2 years

>>69626306
p. aki

>>69626318
I do that every time, that's just how long the 'irlfriend takes

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>tfw you bump into a girl you had a crush on back in primary school and the tfwnogf hits

>>69626151
>no pets policy

HAHA I had my dog with me full time in 3 different houses/flats that supposedly had strict 'no pets allowed' policies

just fob them them off

hayd is a known member of the johnson crew

depression isn't real you cretins

get a fucking job

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>>69626346
im not meming you i really like this quote and think it applies

gonna fail me exams lads x :)

>>69626346
Surely you've made your family happy by being born? What has you thinking this?

personal confession: I've been wearing slight makeup to cover acne scars for years now

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>>69626360

so I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time

>>69626398
nah rather your tax money goes to me

>>69626398
normie alarm going mental at this post

>>69626452
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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https://youtu.be/3H3odKtfrTo

>>69626309
kek nah she asked me how ive been
stupid cow why does she only text when I start to move on

>>69626504
Shan't

>>69626346

Suck my willy and you'll have one under your belt

Finally managed to diagnose why my house was making me feel so shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sick_building_syndrome

>>69626452
good post

>>69626429
yes you are if you're still on here

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>>69626203
heh.... not bad for a first attempt.... kidd

>>69626263
got this too, full year after we'd stopped speaking
turned out she's thick as shit though so i stopped speaking to her

Has anyone got that screencap with the guy who keeps going on and on about how he wants Maisie Williams to give him "atomic nut blasters", to "obliterate his spuds" and other such great metaphors for the destruction of his reproductive organ?

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RECKON YOU CAN HANDLE THE GINGER BEAVER, LADS????????????????????

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Q5EcfbO9FY

>>69626573
yeh

>>69626581
>nose ring
she prefers anal anyway la x

THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS
THE WORLD MOVES WHEN THEY SWIVEL THEIR BUTTS

>>69626573
yeah thanks

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>>69626581
>piercings

Disgusting

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Just realised my sister is a slag

>>69626589
>>69626654
Can you post it? Thanks

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>be in England
>ask to use the bathroom
>they take you to a room with a bathtub

>>69625800
just how do you get that shirt so clean?

>>69626573
Think so

>>69626679
nah

>>69626670
would bed ur sister x

>>69626679
probably not

>>69626357
Fucking hell that sounds horrible, I genuinely hope you get better lad. I recently just couldn't hold it in anymore and had a bit of a breakdown, I told my ma and now she's helping me get through it even though we rarely ever talked since I was born. We were always very distant and we're just getting to know each other now so I am getting help. You made me feel a little better, thanks.

I sincerely hope you get better, maybe stop the drinking on your own? Try going out to a pub and doing it, you might just get talking to some potential future friends instead of falling asleep in front of the telly, alone.

>>69626669
So is your cheesy, unwashed paki dick, anon.

>>69626686
>not having a bath in the pub's bathroom after a couple of pints

>>69626713
>>69626722
Alright no problem. Worth a try anyway

>>69626504
This is very funny tbf, he looks like the joke Character Tom DeLonge plays as his alter ego in Blink 182.

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just got back from the petrol station after grabbing a few bits and a 2 pack of bic lighters just to get home and find only ONE lighter in the packet? fucking livid is an understatement

Please post more blackhead extraction videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ti_VRuBq8g

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>>69626670
Send 'er here lad, I'll make her an honest woman.

>>69626585

Post videos of Yanks being autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA

>>69626679
>can I
it would be possible for me to do that if I so wished

>>69626747
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/maisie%20spuds%20obliterate x

>>69626357
t.poleaboo

KIWI'S ARE SO ANNOYING

>>69626739
The poor man's sauna

Kiwis > Aussies

>>69626807
Never seen a pub with a sauna before, must be a southern thing.

Just made my signature sandwich which I'm calling "Cara's Fanny"

1/2 lb of roast beef on a kaiser roll, making sure to leave some meat hanging off the side

I'M SO HUNGRY!

>>69626782
That is not the original and merely reposts of the most popular phrase he had uttered in the thread but thank you either way, good laugh

girl wants to face time me. how do i get out of this lads?

>>69626845
have you considered eating something

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>Kiwi musicans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teyy1A_AJso

>>69626845
I'm so austria haha

>>69626849
I have the collage pic on my pic at home
Should be back in about 3 hours, I'll post it for you. x

i'm nice on the rhythm like aki on flesh

>>69626833
here is mine
>bread roll
>butter
>bacon
>ketchup

rate

Brits > aussies > yanks > leafs > kiwis

>>69626770
what the fuck hahahahahahaha

might treat me 'ceptors to a 'tizolam

>>69626871
it's inside a big hot box in the kitchen

>>69626845
Hungry? Why not have some Turkey lmao

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hello?

>>69626926
put it in the freezer

did a wank

>>69626038

quite sad that will we be bricking the chunnel up after brexit

>>69626896
Thanks a lot x

>>69626038

Fun fact. Eurostar modeled that train after my willy

>>69626947
all the germs in it haven't died yet tho

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What do you reckon the average IQ on /brit/ is?

>>69626966
sad x

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Everyone please sleep with your lights on tonight

The spirits of Moloch will be looking for new vessels

Burn in hell you evil cunt

>>69627013
that's ok it's pretty difficult to get food poisoning anyway

just wanked now

gf said he wants to try cookings, I said great it could satisfy us both.

just wanked then

>>69627019
mine is 135

>>69627019
150 easily. Average height is 6ft5 and cock 10 inches. Average salary is 500k per annum.

>>69626904
I give it a solid 7.5/10 as far as British food goes

>>69627019
Like 80

scratching my technical itch

*in a spacker voice*
that's ok it's pretty difficult to get food poisoning anyway

mong.

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>>69627019

not sure what mine is, it's increased since i started taking acid on a regular basis

>>69626758
there's two there mate

>>69626899
>I'm English just like your gammon and chips
rorke BTFO

>>69627125
Do you feel different after taking it?

willy is OUT

>>69627019
mine is unironically 130

>>69627019
probably close to 100, like the rest of the world

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>sports fans

How autistic is it to self-insert as an embodiment of your nationality and watch people kick balls around for a certain amount of time and get really excited and angry about it?

>>69627212
top irish specimen

>>69627019
70

>>69627212
I don't think De Bruyne would be as good of a player with an extra chromosome

>>69627212
what the FUCK
how was this allowed

>>69627219
t. only famous for a sport that revolves around fighting and rioting afterwards

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just realised I turn 20 this year

what's your favourite wood lads? mines walnut
think i might drop out of uni and become a carpenter

>>69627219
to be honest i get quite excited by sports, but I wouldnt get angry if my team lost

>tfw scottish rugby fan so my team usually loses

this lad at work has booked the week off work to watch some Esports event next week
the absolute STATE of it

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>>69627173

Feel like I can instantly understand peoples subconscious motivations

>>69627298
proof??

>>69627298
shut up you cunt

>>69627110
Wots that meant to mean
We have just as good food as anywhere else
Well, at least if you dont subsist off of ready meals and kebabs

>>69627301
I like beech.
It's comfy.

>>69627219
imagine caring about what people do in their spare time
that's the real autism

>>69627301
*unzips corduroys*
I've got some wood right here boy
*waggles willy at you*

>>69626733
thanks mate, i appreciate it, i'm getting better, but it's a slow process. I say I hate waking up at 8am in the morning and working for 8 hours a day, but it's probably the best thing that's happened to me. What I did was write a list of goals, nothing too long term, just short term goals that you can realistically achieve, such as buying nicer clothes, getting a part time job, etc. If you look at your list of goals, even if it's small stuff like "i want to leave the house and go on a walk once a day", it gives you motivated which is essential when you're depressed.

Things will get better lad, I promise. I know right now shit seems bleak and you feel like things will NEVER get better, but I guarentee they will. My mum was kind of distant throughout my life as well, but she also helped me out with my depression. Make sure to thank your mum for helping you and reassure her you'll get better, even if you personally doubt it, because I never told my mum how much I appreciated her helping me and it caused things to get worse.

Are you going to the doctors? this might not be what you want to hear, but anti-depressants are NOT the way to go, try to get them to offer you CBT, it's way better than pills if you stick with it.

Thanks again lad, but don't worry about me. I do have friends in real life, but I mostly talk to them online. I prefer getting drunk alone, that way I get to play my own music haha.

Good luck lad, it'll be all over soon enough, you've just got to ride the storm for now.

>>69627298

London

>>69627298

/brit/ should be 23+ desu

>>69627316
if it's not BW then it's not worth it

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>corduroys

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feels good knowing that in a room of 100 people I'd be the smartest one

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hmm

>>69627219
>4channers

How autistic is it to sit at your computer all day on an American anime image board and complain about what other people do in their spare time?

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Really made me think

not a character

>>69627298
m8 I turn fucking 31

hallelujah is a top tune

got no mates haha

>>69627398
So no more Paul Blart sequels then?

>>69627398
bottom right is terrifying

>>69627463
haha thats hilarious!

>>69627347
I mean at least you didn't make a toast sandwich

>>69627508
yeah i'm a virgin too lol

>>69627301
English Oak

t.oakfurnitureland salesman

i believe it is our fate to be here
it is our destiny

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>>69627463
at least you have us lad

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>>69627396
There are only 62 posters ITT and my IQ is higher than that

>>69627301
Mahogany, or as a cheaper option, hard british cock

>>69627525
Thats a joke thing you give to a friend who asks you for a sandwich or the sort of thing you make if you are bored/on drugs

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>>69627358

Got home from work at 3, then fell asleep. Wasted the entire rest of the day

Fuck sake lads

>>69627427
don't believe you

broccoli is the best veg

>>69627622
12th of april 1986

Dry January lads, thats why i'm not out tonight, ha ha

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rate this SPICY meme

grime has gone fully worldwide now lads
some korean lad in seoul spitting over grime beats and acting like mandem
mental

https://youtu.be/giea5R9RotA
https://youtu.be/6jUPhLf5vcw

I work as a barman, and today I served a short fat girl with an anime t-shirt and a full-on moustache. Felt sorry for her really, as I'm sure she must have suffered a lifetime of bullying.

>>69627666
yeah same haha

>>69627661
hmm ah yes you typed a date. now i believe you

>>69627463
Neither did I until I got a job on a building site, now I have loads of mates. Try joining a club or something

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>>69626942
Hi :)

>>69627672
i rate it

>>69627666
just learn to moderate yourself

>>69627358
>>69627608

you too seem like nice lads

Also can confirm CBT is much better help than medication and is as far as im concerned best long term way of dealing with depression

t. friend of a very depressed man

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>Tfw too woke for /brit/

>>69627717
what do you want fro mme?

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HE WANTS A (WO)MAN FROM BRUM

>>69627746
2 forms of I.D

>>69627680
>korean with random "senpai", "mandem", "nike"
screaming

>>69627772
*sends you my passport and driving licence*

Is it hard to train to run a marathon or is it just a meme?

>>69627805
piece of piss

>>69627805
its not hard, just start with what you can do, then run a bit more and give half a shit about what you eat. if you do that for 6 months and carefully increase what you run while taking notice of your joints there is literally no reason anyone who isnt fat as fuck could do 1

Chicken biryani

>>69627805
Training is fine. The race itself will destroy you. Thought it would unironically be easier to run under race conditions. Was totally fucking wrong, it's 10x worse.

the age old question: boxers or briefs?

reckon briefs are better than boxers lads

>>69627873
but why?

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praying to God with both fingers crossed that one day Maisie will obliterate my spuds with an atomic nut banger. Just one swift boot. A quick kick to the vas deferens rendering me sterile for the remainder of my term on this earth. If only God was good.

>>69627898
briefers

Might do a sportive instead

>>69627873
This makes no sense. It's not like the distance is somehow longer under race conditions.

See man riding a boris bike
2 pound debit card leaning back

had a dull aching pain at the base of my skull for about a month, then last night I went temporarily blind for about 20 minutes and passed out

any thoughts?

>>69627914
how did she get that anvil past the kinema cavity inspectors?

>>69627680
Why is the first video so dark and unsaturated?

>>69627805
You need a good base of training, on the day it's a little bit easier than expected but you can't wing it.

I've done 6 marathon events if you want advice just ask.

>>69627901
>>69627939
No idea, I think it's because the terrain was (both times) unfamiliar and harder than my home town. Also you feel more pressure to perform so push harder. Could barely walk for a week after.

imagine running so far you couldn't walk for a week after

>>69627914
saved it with the pic lad

>>69627951
Decaying malignancy

>>69627951
tumour
brain swelling
blood cot

either way thats reason enough to see a doctor lad.

>>69627769
felicity is a qt

>>69628012
infinitely better post than

>>69627914

Dunno what to do for dinner lads

What can I do?

>>69628036
that looks extremely painful

>>69628012
Don't mock the old Straya Masiebro.
He was insane but he was a /Brit/.

>>69628071
you're a big guy

reminder people have sudden heart attacks and brain aneurysms in marathons

>>69627914
>>69628056
I give the leaf credit for making his own image

>>69628071
for you

>>69628094
people have them in other scenarios too

>>69628077
haha

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>i suffer from clinical depression

Why do global warming mongs actually think global warming will stop us in any way? Our entire existence is us adapting to harshities that no other living creature could manage.

Nothing can stop us.

>>69628088
go on then for you.

absolutely LOATHE the following so called """"comedians""""" to be frank

>Rob Beckett
>Russell Kane
>Russell Howard

How did the whole Village People - YMCA thing become a gay symbolism thing? Was it intentional? Wasn't a Christian association annoyed about it?

>>69628162
it wont stop us but it will make life worse

helo yes

>>69628231
Any problems that arise will be fixed in less than 50 years. Guaranteed.

>>69628251
For Pakis

>>69628161
>Not dimma-depression

>>69628248
helo yes?

word on the street is that it's fun to stay at the YMCA

>>69628296
do not under any circumstances delete this pic

>>69628319
You WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE

>>69628209
>gay symbolism
YMCAs were notorious for being filled with benders abusing vulnerable children. The Village People are the culmination of some fella going to a gay bar a whole bunch and seeing benders wearing the costumes you see the Village People then wearing.

>>69628251
>he thinks the problem of a massive proportion of the population of africa, the Middle east and the Indian subcontinent being unable to support themselves in those countries will have any sort of solution that isnt terrible for Europe and the UK

Sure, those problems will be "solved" but at what cost

>>69628364

So its a parody?

>>69628365
Oh no! The biggest dregs of humans as a species will be wiped out, whatever shall we do?

>>69628085
that's ulster you mong

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I AM THE LAW AND AWDAH CANDIDATE

hope you all like this for dindin, laddies

https://youtu.be/hA24M_EiNow

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>he deleted it