/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

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FOR THE BRITS

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Anime?

>>69620601
VERY trash edition

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who well help me fight windsor?

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>>69620402
Y-Yeah, all in it for the money and glory of winning... Haha.. Now eat up already!

>>69620679
K swiss nigga

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ban guns
ban anime
ban lewdposting
ban non-/cum/ flags

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>>69620679
A mí me vale verga

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>>69620673
1v1 me nancy boy

>>69620679
I met a guy once names dirty toby(also the dirty finger) and he said he was a crip and a blood. also that he was jesus but also hated jews so idk how reliable that information is

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>>69620736

CHI

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>>69620709
Ok, here I come!

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No, seriously, the fuck is this?

Gonna play some warframe, dudes.
>>69620810
Gooey duck

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>>69620739
you should be afraid

*Barges through the /cum/ mansion front door, giant fucken dingus in hand*

Alright! Who's gonna be sucking this big ole penis!?

Mexican man: n-no thank--

Suck on this, you gay Mexican motherfucker!

*forces his head*

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>>69620832
gonna make you eat this

>>69620810
>>69620827
Correctly spelled as geoduck.

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why is sweden like this

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>>69620866
ok I'm getting a little spooked

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>>69620787
todo está saliendo de acuerdo al plan

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>>69620799
H-Here you come?

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>>69620917
I can taste it

>>69620866
Tentacle monster in vagina.jpg

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>>69620971
I don't care... It doesn't matter

>>69620959
Raly maks u tnk

>>69620959

"art" music is still being made you dumb kraut.

>>69620900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmlhUn8TvT0

>>69620959
pls just fucking stop for the sake of humanity

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>>69621031
you will

>>69620934

donde aprendiste a hablar español sureño bicholo.

o eres un sucio chicano.

de verdad te hace pensar.

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>>69620964
Y-Yes? The bet was a full on kiss

Hey Mexico give me something really cool to say in Spanish
Like something really witty

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>>69621136
I don't know what to do. what do I do?!

>>69620601
Space dandy

>>69621162
Me cago.

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>>69621162

me la pelas.

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>>69621091
>the smugness of the swede

lets cleanse them and open up more room for danes norweigans and finns

Are Mexicans as cute irl as they are on 4chan....?

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>>69621182
gib

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>>69621159
I didn't know you already ate, jeez...

>>69621142
Me enseñé hace un año.
Es una mierda pero al menos trato de mejorarlo cada día, compa.
¿Y por qué odias tanto a los sureños?

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>>69621263
no

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>>69621270

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>>69621277
make me a sandwich witch

>>69621291

Yo amo a los sureños gringos, pero odio a los sureños mexicanos, gran diferencia.

¿Por qué dices que odio a los sureños americanos?

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>>69621277
Yes, and it was very tasty

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>>69621618

shitposting is for gays

>>69621673
t. shitpost pro

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>>69621406
No, dumb rinposter
>>69621475
I bet I can still taste it on your lips if I act now

>>69621673
nerd

might watch my second anime tonight

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am i a normie

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>>69621719
Why don't you give it a shot?

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>>69621446
Si te hace sentir mejor, no soy mexicano. Sólo aprendí a hablar español porque me gusta cómo suena.
Pero sobre lo de los sureños, yo siempre pensaba que nos odiaste por estereotipos. Ya sabes, los que dicen que odiamos a los mexicanos porque nos robaron los puestos.
>>69621719
dumb nico poster keeps giving me free nicos

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anime is for gays

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>>69621895
>actually using twitter
no youre just retarded

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>>69621895
>29.5K

Making me think

bobandy edition

>>69621934
sounds like something a furfag would say

>>69622004
those are one in the same

>>69621998
>IP
you're getting haxed kiddo

>g*yposting

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>>69622022
Are digimon furs?

I've now tried to like anime for over 20 years (saw Akira when I was 22), but I just can't get into it. There's a weird coldness to it, and I don't like the animation style. I might like some of it, but it would have to be exceptional, like heavy metal without distorted guitars or shouted/growled/screamed vocals. Does such a thing exist?

tl;dr What's the least anime-ish anime?

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>>69621899
Maybe I will, come over here..
>>69621903
Take a Maki too

>>69622070
Panty and Stocking. You're welcome.

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Mugi!

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>>69622063

>>69622081
>>69622117
>>69622055
>Britons, Germans and Canadians
Great. Now all we need are Australians.

>>69622070
idk, anything sci fi like ghost in the shell or violent like black lagoon. Normiefaggots love those.
>>69622081
(takes it )
not gonna go with the lads to the pub again to day?

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>>69621945

its like a 7 year old account.

>>69621903
En México mucha gente le gusta hablar de USA y lo más cerca que han estado de Estados Unidos es el McDonald's.

>>69622162
Don't fucking reply to me without my permission

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>>69622143

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>>69622143
>degenerate Teuton furfaggots

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Gonna stay a few extra minutes on my lunch break
Who else is /devilish/

@69622202
What has Canada ever given the world, besides My Little Pony?

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>>69622223
so close

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>>69622081
Ok, here I am...

Just re-read my post; I was 11, not 22 when I saw Akira.
>>69622109
Thanks.
>>69622117
I'm married and employed. That's enough of a life for me.
I want entertainment.
>>69622165
>Ghost In The Shell
Yeah, even that was too anime for me.

>>69622236
pre madonna

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>>69622265
let me show you some real dubs kid

>>69620601

bell is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>69622124
coal burners out

>>69621895
>post a gasolinazo meme
>im tredic topic guys!

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>>69622311

>>69622311
Nice call
But check my trips

>>69622294
damn. I know a shit ton that you may like but it is off the tip of my head at the moment.
>>69622311
SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

>>69622307

i think you mean prima doughnut.

dumb american cant even speak his own language right.

Who the fuck does this belligerent kraut think he is?

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>>69622344
close bud no cigar
>>69622335
Thank you
>>69622364
Damn straight

>dubs once more for glory

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>bell is CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>69622428

t. midget lover

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>>69622428
ur cute windsor

>>69622366
shut up, fatty

>>69622422
Those numbers made my autism cozy

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>Chicano ''art''

>>69620725
>ban non-/cum/ flags
helphelper-pepe-annoyed.png
(I don't have a reaction folder on my phone. Please imagine how my png would look like.)

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>>69622471
teenagers arent midgets, they're still growing
>>69622475

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>>69622515
ahhh
they've come a long way from the motherland

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>>69622422
double doubles
wtf

So I was reading the Wall Street Journal the other day and I read that the former president of Mexico just claimed he wasn't going to pay for the wall. He said some nasty things about me and he said a nasty disgraceful word I'm not going to repeat. What a loser. He's a weak guy. Who even knows about him? He has no friends, he's just weak and a low energy guy. The wall will be built. It's going to be a real wall. A big, beautiful wall. It can have a door, a nice big door. And Mexico's going to pay for it. Believe me folks. Mexico is going to pay. Because of all the crime that's been pouring over the border from Mexico. They bring the drugs and they take the money. Just like that. Terrible crime devastating local communities from these Mexican drug lords. Some Mexicans are lovely people though let me tell you. I have many many Mexican people working for me and my company and they're great people. But there's a lot of not great Mexican people, am I right? And they're coming here with the drugs and the violence. Not a very good feeling, right? But they’re doing to us is terrible. We have so many smart and talented people, but we're getting abused by Mexico and China and their currency manipulation.

See the problem is that Mexico has smart leaders but we have stupid leaders. We have stupid leaders and we're getting abused by the smart leaders. It's how it works. I've seen it. I’m not using donors. I don’t think that the political hack that got the job done right, not like it is right now. It's not great. Because a lot of people say, “Oh, you don’t like it." And Hillary Clinton says we need more Obamacare. Look at these huge increases in Obamacare. Twenty-five, 35, 45, even 55 percent. It's dead. Reported it in the Wall Street Journal recently. Everybody thought they could do it again. No. Not going to happen. And I’m proud of my family, Melania, Barron, Kai, Donnie, Don, Vanessa, Tiffany, Evanka did a great job. So proud of them.

>>69622364
>tip of my head

>>69622515
Better than mexican couisine

>>69622521

you are ok in my book swissie.

>>69620866
I wanna fuck that

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>>69622573
>>69622495
i asked for digits and kek delivered

and thus the frog is praised

>>69622576
is this real?

>>69622593
it is a joke at the anon that wrote pre madona
it is prima donna

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>knows how to FAST
>cute
>smart
>pure
>has a broom
>tames guardian spirits like its nothing
>not a midget like skuld or a sloot like Urd


she's LITERALLY perfect

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>>69622533
stop being so cute

its too much

>>69622643

is so fucking old man.

>>69622663
>it is prima donna
that is LITERALLY the dumbest thing ever

>>69622643
Nah, wrote it myself.

It's a fun stream-of-consciousness way to talk.

Butt penis

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>>69622673
>not as fun as Urd
>giant fucking forhead
darkskin>>>>>>>>>>>>>>albino

>>69622643
I think, but it was probably from a rally with no teleprompter. He used to just shitpost on stage until Conway got him to stop doing that.

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>>69622779

>>69620873
that just means god has a womb

>>69622707

prima donna = primera doña = first hag

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>>69622707
>calling borrowed foreign words of origin dumb
GET OUT OF MY CHAN UNCULTURED SWINE

>>69622798

>not as loose as urd*

FTFY

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>Believe me folks. Mexico is going to pay

>>69622872
>implying her magic doenst keep her tight and clean
keep trying Bellshanty

>>69622875
>put a tax on all wire transfers from Mexico
Wow that was hard.

>>69622934

to quote an anonymous person:

you could throw a hotdog down a hallway

>>69622829
>>69622858
it's a mute point, guys

>>69622969
>implying her magic doesnt keep her tight and clean

>>69622969
I like miranda stocks too

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>>69623021

Why do african americans like huge butts so much? It's gross

>>69623059

why the hell is that happening.

>>69623118
everyone needs an oscar myers sometimes

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look at how sexy this body is

>>69623099
t. Fredrico O'shaughnessy

can someone post the pic of the brazilian that looks like a monkey

gracias de antebrazo.

Anime is basically child porn. Take your pedophilic cartoons elsewhere

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>>69623099
Butts and hips > boobies

>>69623099
t.doesnt have a big dick for big asses
>>69623145
her dad taps that

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>>69623238

is not

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>>69623238
Fuck you buddy.

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>>69623238
>toiletronto

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>>69623238
take your trash opinons somewhere else

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WURRRRRRRRRRL STAAAAAAAAAAR
WURRRRRRRRRRL STAAAAAAAAAAR
HE LEAKIN

When you see Pfizer moving to Ireland and Ford moving to Mexico and you see so many other companies constantly leaving from here. It's wrong. And so little people are talking about it. You know you don't hear anything because of the lobbyists. I said, “Look, in two hours they’ll go for lunch. They won’t come back. Don’t want to give up his lifestyle.” And guess what? I was right. And then boom the jobs are gone. Just like that. You don't see any other candidates talking about it until I start talking about it. I was the first to mention it and then everyone mentioned it then. And let me tell you folks we’d take the Bible all the way, believe me. Right now we just let everyone into the country and get abused but we're not going to stand for that anymore. Look at your neighbor today and you don't even know him. You don't even talk to your neighbor. You don't even speak the same language. And here’s what we have the politicians. The not good politicians, believe me. I've seen them firsthand. That's not going to make fantastic trade deals. But I want every American to live in a society where we're all rich. I'm really rich and I want everyone here to be really rich. And I'm a nice guy but a hard fighter and I'm going to fight for you to make you lots of money.

They’re really shocking? The Bible's coming back folks. We're going to love our gay community as long as they make us $1 billion a day. I don't love the Saudis. They're funding ISIS and they're funding radical Islam and making our oil suffer. Not going to stand for that. We're going to bomb them and take the oil. Just like that. Boom. And we're going to promote peace by helping our best allies in Israel and frankly anyone supporting Israel. The media is very dishonest but there is one thing is that when we impose it on Israel and to hate the Jews. It has to stop now. The insurance companies are so protected, they’re openly offering Palestinian terrorists homes with the kind of money they have.

>>69620638
>>69620639
>>69620709
>>69620670
>>69620736
>>69620739
>>69620799
>>69620964
>>69621159
>>69621277
>>69621406
>>69621475
>>69621719
>>69621899
>>69622081
>>69622124
>>69622290
>>69622428
>>69622533
>>69622573
>>69622673
>>69622798
>>69623145
>>69623318

die

>>69623372
My canadian friend says that you are poutine
Get it?
Putin=puta

>>69623479
This

>>69623481
t. huevonado

stop replying to yourself

>>69623584
no

Last night my friend said that South Park invented Poutine......

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>>69623564
>>69623479
t. gay culero
DOES THIS ANIMATED DRAWING PISS YOU OFF?

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>>69623584
Nou

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ded
thred
all
cuz
ANIME

>>69623381
autism

WHY THE FUCK AM I SO SLEEPY
I SLEPT A LOT LAST NIGHT
I SHOULD NOT BE SLEEPY

>>69623663
bet that tastes really good

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>>69622290
*leans in closer*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDK2JzhI7h

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Lunch is ready buds, grab a bite

>>69623663
what is it? i'd try it

>>69623799
eel

>>69623839
I love eel, only ever had it on sushi rolls though

>>69623796
;_; wish my paycheck wasn't so shit this week. Wouldn't mind some 'za

/cum/ is a scrub-free zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

>>69623882

of course you love eel.

>>69623796
HUH
thought it said big niggas pizza for some reason

BELLDANDY IS A FUCKING BLUEBALLING WHORE

I REPEAT


BELLDANDY
IS
A
FUCKING
BLUE BALLING
WHORE
H
O
R
E

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you fag weebs need the cleanse
crusade in this motherfucker

>>69623977
i'll order you a domino's if they accept paypal bud

>>69624028
No you bahhaah

>>69624028
this

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>coquimbo

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>Днeпpoпeтpóвcк

>>69624109
>sinaloa
watch your neck bro hahaha

If you were going to make the next /cum/, what would the edition be?

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>>69624153
my meme bro

>>69624187
Skuld edition

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>>69624187
anime

>>69624187
gay posting to piss of russian poster

>>69624187
belldandy is a blueballing whore edition

>>69624187

ANIME FREE EDITION.

>>69624187
new year new me edition

RIP CB

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>>69624187
Food

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>>69624187
reich edition

>>69624219
>>69624226
t. assblated

>>69624187
cute canadians edition

>>69624187
Mara edition

>>69624187
Mexican couisine edition

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>>69624329

fugging 4chanx wasnt updating the post count

>>69624438
fuck!!!!

flat chested girls in loose fitting clothes

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Buds

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>tfw no qt ny gf with crooked teeth

>>69624493
trash tier nipples

I hate Niggers and I want to make this as clear as DVDs on digital TV screens.

>>69624548
says the goon with 20 terabytes of asian feet on his hard drive

>>69624602
Dont say the bad n word pls, ty

Fucking fucks :D What are you doing here

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>>69623780

>>69624602

give me a call

667-I-HATE-NIGGERS

IK GONNA FUCKING DIE

>>69624602
but you are ethiopian

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>>69624608
Not that many actually, I didn't copy most of the stuff from my old computer to the new HDD

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>>69624501
>red hair

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Fuck's going on here

https://youtu.be/fhlLWBLOLRg?t=40s
W
O
K
E

venzuelan

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>>69624759
>0 reblogs, 0 favorite, 0 notes

We should all get naked.

>>69624759
Hey you mexican! Let us talk about women. Do you get them? I don't.

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>>69624846
i'm already naked

>>69624759
hey give me your kot tumblr

>>69624846

but thats gay

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>>69623706
what the FUCK is that?

>>69624935
a clam

>>69624917
I'm identifying as a woman today.

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>>69624674

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>>69624809
Got you an skeltal

Any one digging holes at the beach?

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>>69624759
>>69624752

she dyed it for some dumb movie.

>>69624674
Me on the left.

>>69624860
Yeah I do, I'm a normie
>>69624911
http://catvshuman.tumblr.com/archive

when people ask for roommates, they are looking for people of the same gender, right? I don't want to look like a creep and offer to be a roommate for women

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good morning buds

I have a retarded question

I just want to omegle and talk to like 14-19 year old girls

Where do they all hang out

Because it isn't omegle

>>69625178

its after noon

>>69625188
Please, take a seat right over here.
Do you know who I am?
I'm with Dateline NBC

>>69625156
I'm a kind of normie also but women are too big mystery for me.

>>69625193

>after noon
>break fast
>eve ning
>sup per

really makes you think

Finally got my shared steam account back

She tried to do the ''family sharing'' thing but the moment she realized it was going to be slightly complicated she just gave me the new password

>>69625188
facebook

>>69625193
I don't care what you say it's morning whenever I wake up

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>>69625234
pls
I just think they're cool
I was never a cool kid and I want to talk to them

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>>69624674

>>69625287

just go to florida and kill her.

do you think mexico is gonna put you in a bus to the us?

>>69625287
>marrying a "gamer girl"
>having a shared steam account

could have told you she's trash from the start

I have put as many games in there as she has, if not more
>>69625259
You gotta have at least two of the following:
Good luck
Money
Charisma

That's all you need to get pussy

>>69625309
>facebook
Only old people use facebook

>>69625363
>Good luck
Good looks**
haha

>>69625327
seek therapy humbert humbert
we all know you're a creep, but you cannot exist like such.
you must seek help, regardless of your views on your own condition

>>69625478
wow she is like murderer!!
dangerous WOMAN haha

>>69625188
Im a 18 year old boy, wanna hang out some time?

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>>69625478

>you will never go to an american style HS

WHY LIVE

>>69625562

its ok

grossly exaggerated

>>69625562
it's pretty average desu

>>69625562
so?

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>>69624983
Spicy?

>>69625611
>>69625612
>>69625642
is it as cool as its portrayed in the movies?

>>69625562
80's movies like ferris bueller's day off etc. romanticize high school, only chads live the high school life in your imagination

>>69625562
thank god

i don't want to be stuffed into a locker by chad thundercock desu

*stuffs quebec into a locker*

omelette du fromage, frenchboy!

>>69625699
lol no
The best parts about high school took part off campus

most of you guys would have got gangraped by the niggers in my school, but I am sure you d enjoy it faggots

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>>69625692
S-sort of...

*lets quebec out of the locker*

hey man are you ok?
So are you going to hook me up with your sister or what?

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ywn go to japanese high school

tfw your life will never be anime

Napoleon Dynamite is the best American movie ever.

>>69625785

my campus is like 70% dindus, I think Id be ok

>>69625868
paul blart is better

>>69625765
Like partys or what do you mean?

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>>69625924
Like going to the food court at the malls

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>america's public places

>>69626007
>"DEAR" WHITE STUDENTS
>FUCK YOU FOR SLAVERY

>>69625924
parties, backyard shows ditching and going to the beach, hollywood, hanging out downtown
Things you could only get away with being underage

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>>69626007
>There are no walls
>Paper is taped up on a wall

>>69626074

wew, look at mr normie here

>>69626124
I also forgot bullying nerds

>>69626007
>You are not rapist or drug dealers
No, but my uncle is

>>69626074
>backyard shows ditching and going to the beach
explain pls

Also: Is the drinking law (only when 21+ (?)) taken seriously?

>ditching school
fucking delinquents

real alphas just sat in class awake and without paying attention and went unnoticed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nntGTK2Fhb0


unironically a fucking banger

>>69626182
yes very seriously, if you get caught you get in trouble/can go to jail I think

doesn't stop tons of people from drinking underage since you can just do it at someone's house or in a dorm at college

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Whats a school?

Mom's coming home to cook me some yummy food, fellas

>>69626267
Yes

Do you really have to carry alcohol in a brown paper bag?

Can you really suck off a hobo for a snort of coke and you friends won't think any strange of it?

>>69626182
local bands threw backyard shows, we would leave school and go to the beach and hang out there sometimes
There was a liquor store nearby that sold to underage it was great, nobody ever got caught and the store still sells to minors

>>69626207
Yeah whatever dork

>>69626266
>yes very seriously, if you get caught you get in trouble/can go to jail I think

Wew more laid back in germany then i guess.

>>69626368
Ah ok, where do you live?

>>69626074

thats happens anywhere famalan.

even me, a "nerd" always ditched philosophy to get some nice morning quesadillas

im talking about lunch room, lockers, all that shit. the red cup parties happen everywhere.

>>69626425
Los Angeles

>>69626491
yeah I thought it was typical everywhere

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>underage drinking party when I was 17
>freezing my ass off in 30* weather watching friday night football games at the stadium
>going off campus at lunch to go to the gas station down the street or the mexican resteraunt right nearby
>trying to make a rubber band gun in woodshop
>goofing off the entire time in art
>playing poker and blackjack in the back of class during forensics
>oneitis
those were the golden years

Ok, no that we talked highschool.
How is college in America? Like its portrayed in the movies, im thinking american pie or something similar.
No other movies are coming to my mind

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is this what african americans actually believe ?

>>69626521

yeah well, so i wasnt talking about that.

anyway

>going to public schools.

I want to /cum/ in ur /mum/

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my girlfriend sent me this and it got me wondering "what the hell?!"

>>69626555
>forensics
as in public speaking ?

i won one of those things once