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>>69617001
kill yourself

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>>69617012
All in good time

>no edition

>>69616962
imagine being so cucked that you don't like this image

>no edition
you fucked it

post in the other thread i reckon

>>69617081
>>69617081
>>69617081

real new with edition

>>69617110
>being autistic

>>69617127
>flag based clothing

ahahahaha

no

*emotionally manipulates you*

>At the library now and I see the same collection of freaks every weak, half of them are foreigners (theres one Chinese guy and a pretty even split between Africans and pakis however there are massive hordes of pakis in the library not using the computers but the council services instead, all of them travel in packs, either a group of men where the majority don’t speak English or a woman or two and her pack of kids) and the other half are whites, the lowest scummiest brand possible though because you have to have fallen pretty low to be using library computers and not being a criminal or immigrant, these guys are 40plus some clearly have mental disorders, others reek of urine while watching the same low quality videos of Billy Jo Spears over and over again (in some she’s singing, others just seem to be a slide show of pics) and there are multiple guys that just play shitty flash games.

>The library is close to the sixth form so you get students coming in here too, a few lone whites will briefly use the computers on occasion but mostly it’s paki hordes again, they use this place to socialise and are loud, they bring meals with them if they happen to use the machines, sometimes you’ll get two to one device, making sure to steal a chair while at it, yesterday though I just saw some paki sitting at a computer without using it, he was eating and listening to music, I don’t understand this behaviour at all.

Fuck me, what happened to England? Nuke it all desu

ahaaaaa oh my days

deano's missus has spoofed him right up

made him look a riiiiiiiight tit looooooool

https://www.fb.com/LADbible/videos/3049344038446099/

>>69617161
Fuck off biscum.

>>69617166
why hello rasheed

>>69617161
Fuck off paki

>>69617209
dumbass brit. it's got an edition, this trash heap doesn't
deal with it chad

Post videos that will stimulate my pineal gland lads x

>>69617214
flags are for waving
not wearing

flag based clothing just looks tacky

>>69617200
Shan't

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myself (pictured)

Men and women cannot be just friends

>>69617263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5x42MArLPQ

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>>69617262

Why are students so despised in society?

>>69617161
Fuck off bender

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>>69617326

>>69617268
only ever seen Union Jack and Old Glory styled clothes

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>>69617342
>Molyneux

>>69617263

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9cnj3RfRU

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stop having thread wars

>>69617364
She looks like she's in her late 30s and desperate to cling into her youth

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>>69617376
More Australian flag bikinis and boardshorts on Australia day than you can shake a stick at 2bh

>>69617350

because they're lazy, naive and arrogant

>>69617268
well hello there rasheed

>>69617439

She's 19

>>69617350
Because they're arrogant, deluded, know-it-alls who have very little in the way of life experiences yet behave in a way that makes them a well-read and well-travelled expert on just about fucking everything.

I hated being a student and being surrounded by these twats.

>>69617439
you think she looks 35+?

lads what the fuck is with american prisons
so fucking violent

goin out on the rape tonight any tips

>>69617500
Really?

She looks weathered.

>>69617555
niggers being niggers

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>>69617406
WHAT THREAD SHOULD YOU POST IN

League One Millwall produce an FA Cup third-round shock as they claim a deserved 3-0 victory over Premier League side Bournemouth.

HE

>>69617555
I guess that's what happens when you put a bunch of violent individuals together

>>69617586
The one that wasn't deleted (this one)

on me 20th can, could drink your weaklings under the table

>>69617348
looks alot like you, haha fucking tosser

>>69617555

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItAzJD0o9NQ

>>69617555
An English man was killed in prison in England. He was in prison for putting bacon on a door handle.

>>69617364
Can see he desperately wanted to show off that watch
Wonder how much it cost

>>69617612
do you not get sick of the taste of shandy bass?

>>69617582
yeah but what about aryan brotherhood etc

>>69617594
doesn't happen in european prisons

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>looking at post-mortem photos from the 1800s

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>In 2015 the Conservative Party won 330 seats with only 37% of the total vote, giving it a majority government without an actual electoral majority. The UK Independence Party got just one seat with 13% of the vote, whereas the Scottish Nationalists secured 56 seats with 5% of the vote.

>he still thinks the FPTP system is redeemable
>he still thinks his government is elected by a "democracy"

>>69617166
desu I have a shirt exactly like that

>He fell for the Molymeme

>>69617633
>was killed
Proofs

>>69617665
we really need instant-runoff voting

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Just applied for this job. Wish me luck!

>>69617649
The A.B are white niggers without a drop of aryan blood in them

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>American documentaries
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bn-7UtKNuwE

>>69617665
>extremist parties can't rule
>scottish parties can control scotland while having zero effect in the british parliament

crafted to perfection 2bh

god bless those old codgers 200 years ago

>>69617665
>best party gets majority in england
>meme party gets laughably pathetic seat
>shit meme party gets majority securing the scots in a state of permanent cuckoldry

perfect

How did James Corden even get a big time kushty job hosting one of Americas biggest late night shows?

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>His country STILL isn't using preferential voting
Hows it feel being stuck in the past grandad

>>69617729
this is godawful in so many ways

>>69617718
the fucking STATE of the civil service

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>This will get you a year of imprisonment in England

>>69617781
Did some stage play and yanks liked him

>>69617781
by being British.

John Oliver, a literally-who D-tier comedian also got given a prime American show and they lap him up. He's unfunny trash.

>>69617718
Fucking Hell.

Little wonder the NHS is fucked

Show me a good reddit post you found today, thanks :)

>>69617718
ah yes, because not being equal and diverse is the NHS's primary concern at the moment

>>69617829
fucking waste of two good sarnies

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>>69617729
USA! USA! USA!

>>69617729
You ever see that IRA vs Taliban one? It's fucking hilarious.

The IRA win with a fucking carbomb.

>>69617781
Yanks' love of the Big British Cock knows absolutely NO bounds. Look at all the dramas they've made about the Royal Family recently too. They're the biggest teaboos in the world.

>>69617718
>humanitarian crisis

>>69617829
Good
we need to rid society of these bigots

>>69617843
The John Oliver one always gets me. It's like seeing some "celebrity" on a Dave show get a massive American gig

>>69617781
He represents a healthy aspirational body type for the average american so was good to bring in

privatise everything

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>>69617891

>>69617891
kek I remember that
they also had nail bombs while the taliban had an rpg

found cancerlad roaming about lost on the chonz, ngl

>>>/sci/8585606

>>69617729
Napoleon is also objectively "deadlier" than washington in everyway

Any Brit that goes to America knows that America is superior to Britain and would live there in a second if given the chance. Look at any British celebrity that gets work in America.

>>69617555
always watch that '60 days in prison' (or whatever its called) show when over at my mates and I can't figure out the structure of the prison itself

its like some sort of informal detention/holding centre you see after a natural disaster or refugee crisis where its just a bunch of people in a converted sports hall with bunk beds at the all ends and seemingly no on the ground control of the area rather than what you'd imagine a prison with cells blocks and regimented exercise times etc

don't tell me the average prison actually looks like that??

>>69617945
Which is weird, considering the IRA are still dandering the streets carrying RPGs to this day.

Lads I can't fucking stop sleeping, what's wrong with me

I've literally skipped over the last few days just sleeping and maybe awake for a few hours in between

>>69616962
Attractive white male

I'd support trumpism if he didn't oppose welfare

>>69617946
ah yes, one of maybe 5 people under the age of thirty diagnosed with pancreatic cancer also posts on 4chan, interesting coincidence that

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gf

somehow have this open in my browser

I have no idea where it's come from, did someone post this in /brit/? it's got no 'back' link

do I have a carbon monoxide leak?

>>69617987
Depression, lad.

>>69617987
What do you dream about anon?

>>69617718

ABOLISH THE NHS
B
O
L
I
S
H

>>69617987
depression

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Is there a labour crisis in america today?

>>69618014
https://www.reddit.com/r/aspergers/comments/5m9zwd/i_got_a_job_interview/?st=ixnj9n7s&sh=f5b15673

this is the link

Business Idea: Cut all funding to the NHS and give it to BUPA

>>69617972
I think thats a jail so its not as high security
the prisons are the ones wheres 1 or 2 men to a cell

>>69617990
>one of maybe 5 people under the age of thirty diagnosed with pancreatic cancer also posts on 4chan
>also posts on 4chan

that is quite the coincidence la

i bet it is cancerlad

>sit down in the first lecture of the year and pull out this bad boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qZThdcZMo

Girls would be GAGGING for it

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>>69617993

need caramel gf

*chk chk*
boom

>>69617993
bet she has the rankest vadge

>>69618107
bigot

When that ineffable compound of depression, sadness (these two are not the same), anxiety, self-hatred, sense of failure and fear for the future begins to steal over you, start telling yourself that what you have is a hangover. You are not sickening for anything, you have not suffered a minor brain lesion, you are not all that bad at your job, your family and friends are not leagued in a conspiracy of barely maintained silence about what a s**t you are, you have not come at last to see life as it really is and there is no use crying over spilt milk.

>>69618089
creasing

>>69618090
maybe its just the lighting but she doesn't really look black at all
looks tanned thats it

>>69617665
Better than having the entire Parliament elected at-large tbqh

>swipe to turn off alarm
why is this so difficult at 6am

>>69618059

was just watching this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9eZbCKoULA

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ginger beaver lads

>>69618191
bet she has the rankest arsehole

>>69618059
Well, that depends on what you mean by crisis

>>69618186
I don't believe you

just remembered the time this absolutely hammered Polish gyal started talking to me outside Luton airport. Could smell the vodka on her breath

invited me to go round to her boyfriends flat because he wasn't there

it was tempting but she was a mess and I had to get on the National Express to Notts

made diner

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I'm big boned

>>69618204
she can clean it with my tongue :))))

>>69618138
Thanks doc.

J Arthur rankest arsehole

>>69618161

she clearly has brown skin you literal troglodyte

>>69618233
that's no bone/moon

>>69618233
Stop appropriating my culture, shitlord

>>69618216

I was, I even posted this maggie thatcher firing line last night, check the archive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPx3JyZA03k

>Teen repeatedly whipped and stabbed by thugs in brutal chicken shop attack
>One is described as a black man, aged in his early 20s, of medium build.
>A second is described as a black man, aged in his early 20s
>A third is described as a slim black man, aged in his early 20s.
>A fourth suspect is described as a slim black man, aged in his early 20s.
My neurons... THEY'RE FIRING

>morning after pill is only 95% effective

fakkin' ell lads

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>>69618233

>>69618241
oh GROSS! WHY would you do that?

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me on the left

>>69618063
see >>69617860

>>69618233
Damn Jontron what happened to you?

>>69618233
literally me on Christmas evening lmao

>>69618302
but no one sent it to him

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>>69618191

>Best guess for this image: female

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASDoiX45jMk

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ex gf is teasing me

>>69618278
who took that picture

>>69618278
>ywn be with someone so pretty

Had a dream where I was dying of thirst and had to juice my bollocks to survive. It was incredible.

>>69618233
Jesus fucking christ how is that thing not dead?

Literally never had a single issue with the NHS

>>69618031
interesting things lads

>>69618325
good little meme, ironic that /r9k/ nicked it from twitter normies

>>69618333
>dem marker pen downie brows

>"The trick, Harry Potter, is not minding that it hurts." said Dumbledore as he ejaculated into Harry's arsehole

Had to nip to the shops to buy some gaviscon lads, could barely sit still the hearburn was so bad. Am not fat at all. what am I doing wrong?

>guy plays drums on youtube
20~ views
>girl plays drums on youtube
500,000~ views plus ads

someone explain this sexism to me

>>69618383
literally the WORST thing about modern females are the drawn on eyebrows

they all look fucking stupid

Would LOVE to punch this mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLO3oVRjgo

>>69618428
blokes objectify women

>>69618347
Health at every size.

>>69618454
I would let her split my arsehole with a fat strap on if you catch my drift

Why do Brits celebrate Easter?

>>69618435
fake tan is the worst thing

i have never seen a girl who looked better with fake tan on

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>>69618333

would

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>>69617175
me bottom left

>>69618457
anyone who makes a vlog about themselves is usually a cunt

>>69618457
christ I hate that dreadlocked gimp

wish the little twat had stayed in North Korea

>>69618414
i want to rewatch the second film too

>>69618333
Looks like my cousin

>>69618423

I have heartburn from drinking almost every day since 2008

>>69618483
you might be right actually

fake tan and shitty eyebrows go hand in hand for me, i cant picture a girl with one and not the other. Not sure what the appeal is of those lasses

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>>69618191
IT'S NOT FAIR

WHY DO WOMEN GET TO LOOK LIKE THIS AND THEY STILL WON'T BE MY GF

>>69618509
Are you actually in Israel?

>>69618529
>Not sure what the appeal is of those lasses
I believe it's an emperor's new clothes type thing

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>multi-millionaire musician
>'it was never about the money!'

>>69618539
yourself, Bee

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>>69617728
this desu

finding a hotel for my stay in kansas city, MO

spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about girls pooping lads

>>69618526
Probably what it is lad, drank quite heavily over the Christmas period. Will knock it on the head for a bit.

>>69618517
worst part is that he's not even as bad as his tubby blonde mate

wish I didn't know this baka

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Even if I were a billionaire I just wouldn't see the point in having a ridiculous gigantic mansion like papa john. I don't understand the point of having rooms I'd never use. All I'd need is a living room, dining room, kitchen, bathroom, 3 bedrooms and maybe one or two novelty rooms like a home cinema room or something

it was never about the (You)s

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>>69618435
Japanese already fucked up them 500 years before it was the trend

>>69618428
women doing man things is just cute

>>69618550

culture is free copyright is an illusion. you make music and try to make off it? fuck you! cultures free!

Attractive women today have the easiest lives ever in the history of the world

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>>69618565
>to thine own self bee true

>>69618583
>tubby blonde mate

who? Ben Brown?

>>69618587
It's about status. They have wealth and want to display it to the world.

>>69618587
same mate. i wouldnt even know what to do with the money.

birthday is going to be REALLY underwhelming and the 'ther is asking to loan some money

state of my life lads

>>69618582
holy fucking shit

>>69618587
that's some tasteless shit lmao

gimme dat Townhouse in Belgravia tbqh

>posting that racist frog
ishygddt

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>>69618587

Some people just don't feel disgust at excessive luxury

This Indian guy owns the world's most expensive home, Antilla, - worth over a billion dollars

>>69618652
>celebrating your birthday at all
Normies fuck OFF

>>69618574
>my stay in kansas city, MO
literally why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngPeCLj7hng

>>69618587
bit wasteful 2bh
all i'd need is
>combined dining room-kitchen, combined Study-Lounge, bathroom, 1 bedrooms

>>69618634
this fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtxxwfgaBA4

>>69618679
BRIC was a mistake

>>69618595
Does she have any leftovers?

aussie posts are disgraceful

not even so shit they are funny

they're just shit

>>69618587
>>69618679
fucking state of these

the dream is one of those kensington town houses with original black & white chequered flooring

>>69618587
kitchen, dining room, sitting room, study, three bedrooms and a bathroom
she'll be right

>>69618679
absolutely heinous.

>>69618595
kid is going to make elliot rodger look like mother theresa

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>>69618689

because it's the best city in america

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

>>69618679
that dining room literally looks like it's out of some 3* hotel in the late 80s

DIRE

>>69618587
i'd build a castle in the middle of a big forest

>>69618720
wow what a wanker

gonna down an innocent smoothie for my daily fibre intake

have drank 3L of water today

another 500ml bottle is on the go

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>>69618769

but check out his amazing view!

>>69618720
christ, I've never seen him before but I hate him just from those 20 seconds

>>69618786
elaborate

i have a thing for what Americans consider fly-over states/cities

>>69617092
>filename not "yya"

You disappoint me, aussie-anon

>even if I were a billionaire I wouldn't enjoy my money

Fucking liars the lot of you. Just jealous of wealth

>>69618798

tried to find the phil lynott statue in dublin and it turns out they removed it after someone crashed their car into it

>>69618679
The most expensive home is Buckingham Palace but it is not and never will be for sale

>>69618858
>boycut
JUST don't do that please

>>69618861
You're right. It will be given away for free to house migrants

>>69618884
only a bender would have that haircut

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>>69618884
what do you mean

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made to much strifry

>>69618841
There's a difference between enjoying your wealth and looking like the quintessential nouveau riche twat desu

must be fun being an attractive woman innit
got like 50% of the population orbiting you, barely any need to learn or improve yourself

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>>69618835

the actual reason i'm going is for the eclipse in august, will be landing in St Louis and staying in Missouri for the eclipse, then visiting Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and a few other states.

>>69618932
COR

gonna suck a nob for my daily protein intake

>>69618841
I had a big house, it just ended up feeling depressingly empty.

>>69617200
Previously, on Stories that Never Happened...

I wonder do a lot of the world hate white people because we're better looking than them

>fuck my gf missionary
>all fine

>she rides me
>feels like my willy is hardly inside her

I don't get it lads. She's slightly thicc but she's not fat so it's not as if there's fat blubber blocking my path or anything. Or is that the case? Idk

>>69618884
How else will you get the boipucci while still being straight :^)

>>69618587
does it matter how many rooms his house has? he owns the land. thats the bottom line. he can as many or as little rooms as he wants

if a billionaire with a large acrage in hollywood/london/dubai decided he only needed a tiny little house on that acgare with just a kitchen, toilet and bedroom ... would that make any actual difference?

>>69619006
jog on normie

going to start tracking my expenses with an app and at the end of every week I'm going to try and end up with as much money as possible left over to put into savings xx

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please stop posting pretty girls, it's making me want to have sex with a pretty girl and that shan't be happening

>>69619022
He's not saying that the guy can't do what he wants with his money. He just doesn't understand it.

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*smokes pipe*
intriguing

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I understand how some unabashed self-interested capitalist archetype like a hedge fund manager or junk bond dealer can spend hundreds of millions on a garish home for themselves.

But some people actually pretend to be empathetic while buying houses like these. They're the real sociopaths. This is Oprah's home. How does she feign her compassion so well and pretend to care about donating to some poor children's education fund when she goes back home to this every day?

Unironically watching Bob Ross. His paintings are the kind of shit you see in charity shops but I can't help but be impressed with how he does them

How does one acquire a qt Welsh gf

>>69618953
very nice

/brit/ yank meetup maybe?

>>69619129
surprised doggy is that popular w/ girls ngl

>>69619080
oh just shut up you fucking lemon

>>69619129

what's jockey

>>69619080
Whack it all in an index fund lad

>>69617445
how can a fat/non beach body person possbily survive in australia

>>69618899
Doubt it, too much national value, and actual value.

It is worth £2.2 billion, roughly the GDP of Liberia

>>69619155
despite all their pretensions to the contrary women love being dominated and doggy is pure male dominance

>>69619129
one time i fucked a really short fat girl and i think she had a shallow vagina bc of how short she was bc she kept saying how big my penis was even though its average and the next day she messaged me how sore she was

>>69619131
presume she has a driver

>>69619156
I will NOT shut up

never call me a lemon again
in fact, never ever REPLY to me again

abhorrent aphid

How do I get into the kind of banking where you make lots of money and people shout "the bankers the bonuses" at you

>>69619191
We stick to the inside, outside is left to the giganormiese that infest much of the country

>>69619129
how do people even decide what position to do it in? do they just cycle through different ones like in porn?

>>69619131
keanu reeves live in an apartment or something. i think he gives a lot of his money to charities too, but you never hear about it

Are Nige

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As someone who has sex, I warn you not to try this position if you're worried about cumming early. Nothing more stimulating.

>>69619229
Get a 1st in STEM from a top 10 uni and don't be autistic.

>>69619217
>tfw gf has a deep vagina and even my 8" doesn't do much for her

>>69619145

meet me in the Mcdonalds parking lot in Columbia, MO during the 2 minutes 32 seconds of totality

>>69619276
literally you are just a warm moist hole to me: the sex position

love it

>>69618587
I'd prefer a nice villa and a shitload of land over some gaudy mansion

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>>69619276
fuck off normie

look at the little expense app gimp blowing his top

absolute gay cunt lmao

>>69619309
woah

>>69619276
Really aches my legs doing that

>>69619297

Yeah sure pal

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>tfw you took your gfs virginity

all I've got in is lager but I cba going to the bossman's shop to buy spirits and mixers

really don't enjoy lager

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why does this song make me so nostalgic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

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Need the pill on northumberland

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>sex

got the gf's parents added on snapchat

feels a bit unnerving

what if I accidentally send them a willy pic

>>69619419
its in the north so its probably shit

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>European Champions Cup: Racing 92 7-32 Munster

>>69619309
After Slim Charles, Wee Bey is probably the best character from The Wire.

>Shitston North Bellend

>>69619343
start doing squats nerd

>>69619455
I have 2 snapchat accounts. One for general snap chatting and one specifically for sending nudes and only have the girls I send to as friends on that one

>>69619472
cracking post la

>friend in unsure about the pub
>might not even leave my room on my birthday

hmm, shall i just drown myself in the bath lads

>>69619458
What's wrong with the north

>>69619419
nice countryside and coastline

home to the first house in the world to be powered by hydroelectric

>>69619276
the average sized dick wont be able to penetrate in that position. im average and have never been able to reach regardless of the angle

>>69619522
Happy birthday la, whereabouts are you?

>the average sized dick wont be able to penetrate in that position. im average and have never been able to reach regardless of the angle

t. thinks 5" is average

6.5" is the average for white men

Umm why is he so hot?

>>69619419
weird looking countryside. practitioners Scotland

>>69618321
the thread was sort of about jobs lad, I don't know, maybe you opened it ages ago

girls, relationships, sex etc just seem totally opaque to me. hard to imagine myself ever getting in one because it's all so foreign.

>>69619505
> sending nudes to girls
get a grip on yourself

>>69619550
"""average"""

>>69619563
Sunderland

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need a goff gf who looks like a man that looks like a girl

remember that time Cameron killed an MP just so we'd vote to stay in the EU

>>69619115
wasn't implying he WAS saying that, was wondering in general why people are concerned what he does or doesn't want to build on his property, be it an obnoxious 60-room mansion or a 2-room converted outhouse

its still a multi-million property regardless of how the occupant decides to live in it

>>69619569
>>69619419
practically*

>>69619563

central birmingham :(

>>69619606
>>69619606

>>69619607
haha yeah mad that. oi is that smithy...OI SMITHY haha two secs mate
*walks away and joins smithy and his mates*

>>69619569
bit scared

>>69619583
yes average around 4 inches

>>69619527
Not much.

The Aussie shitbag has never ever been to England to relies on memes for information.

Northumberland is pretty sparse population wise. Lovely countryside, nice coastline so if you're a outdoors person there's lots to see and do.

>>69619642
>does it matter how many rooms his house has? he owns the land. thats the bottom line. he can as many or as little rooms as he wants
That's where you implied it.

>>69619522
happy birthday lid

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the fwb only wants to meet on friday nights and occasionally nights in the week so I never have anything to do saturday night

need friends

>>69619654

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>>69617777
checked

>>69619309
No it's just false presense and misdirection, like all the greatest jokes, except this joke does it in reverse.

>>69619677
Any worthwhile towns there?

How come a dude be so fit!

>>69619849
ALNWICK
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>>69619849
Newcastle is not too far away which is decent for shopping, events and has a bustling nightlife.

In Northumberland itself is Morpeth, which is like a typical quaint English town

Fucking hell, how I am a blobber and he's a mate?

>>69619006
Saame for me 2bh