/brit/

tried watching certain women, everybody wants some and 13th. shut them off after less than 30 minutes. so boring

Britain is such a boring place. There's not much to do at the best of times. But when it's rainy and grey and horrible, all people do is sit at home watching bad tv, play the PlayStation or go around the same high street shops that every town in Britain has and everywhere is too busy because we have tiny towns with hardly any choices for things, just the same old topshop, river island, costa coffee etc. What the fuck is there to do in this country?

>>69613639
I can and I will

Been to 26 foreign countries, plus The Vatican

irn bru > all

We're all in here

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69613618
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69613618
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=69613618

/brit/ is a failed normie general
this has been long established

>>69613662
Sounds like you're the boring one lad

Hi lads :) just saw the thread and ill try and do some good posts xx

Why are girls so weird?

>>69613662
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-yn9JB3_Tc
Fuck all to do

>>69613734
t. Plays video games

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

password is slags

>>69613696
kek

fuck. left my coat in the previous thread. brb

i can't handle being my pathetic self much longer

>>69613646
on some pictures she's making me willy angry, on some pictures she looks abhorrent

what is wrong with charli?

>>69613586
the body tends to retrieve sugars from urine before you piss (unless you have diabetes or something), so there isn't really much in there for fermentation to occur.

also it's very salty, full of urea which is slowly breaking down into ammonia, and really not a favourable environment for most microbes to live in

>>69613618
Good to see he's still alive, how's he doing anyway?

Who else is heading out into town tonight with their pals?

>>69613772
You're the one that believes there's nothing worth doing outside lad

>>69613741
They don't realise how much men just put with them because of their sex.

>>69613618


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI

Wales has been forgotten. No businesses come here, our industries have been left in shambles, infrastructure and transportation is a fucking farce, teenage pregnancy is rife in the South and there's a massive drug problem in the North. All skilled workers, students, business people and doctors fuck off to England or Europe to live their talented lives and don't intend to return, and nobody makes investments here. Our education system is a joke and our doctors are almost non-existent.

>>69613812
Thanks for that Prof. Schnozstein

http://sketchtoy.com/67794731

piss wanker knows his piss

>>69613860
should just depopulate the entire place and turn it into a national park

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https://youtu.be/b7bwZMspY_o

have heart pains after drinking two coffees wtf

what positions did you lads play?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38531888/grandma-accidentally-prays-to-elrond-from-lord-of-the-rings

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Honestly cannot understand tbe friendzone

Who would want to be friends with a woman?

>>69613945
Need people in the little villages for hotels and food
Just demolish all the cities and move everyone to australia

>>69613993
on top of yer mum

>>69613993
Winger then centre midfield.

wonder if im the only one who pushes his willy inside the toilet bowl when doing a poo

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RIP

>>69613993
doggy and missionary usually

>>69614004
people who aren't manchildren?

>>69613993
in what sport
>>69614004
neither version of her does anything for me

>>69613993
left wing until i ruined my knee desu

>>69614004
people who think they'll eventually get out of it
don't have a single close female friend anymore

>>69614039
>not pulling your willy up so it doesn't dip in the water

Why are people in cities so content to live in dirty old flats and just be dirty in general? Why don't people in cities strive to make the place better instead of celebrating squalor

>>69614054
the world game mate joga bonito

>>69614042
maybe if she learned how to properly put on makeup she wouldn't have killed herself

i grew up so afraid of making mistakes that i ended up with no experiences

>>69614082
its borderline impossible to poo and not pee at the same time

>>69613993
Prop forward

>>69614107
self-destructive nihilists

>>69614004
Much better without makeup

>>69614127
I ordered drugs off the internet and fabricated my own experiences with them. Now I'm a wise man.

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>>69614107

being this jelly of my £940 a month bunk bed in tower hamlets

>>69613860
sounds like the rest of the UK bar the south

>>69614114
right back at the start then one coach finally realised my attacking talents and i played left wing or striker for the last 4 or 5 years that i played

>>69614039
nah where else are you gonna put it? you need it aimed at the toilet bowl to piss

>>69614107
t.doesntunderstandthereisaclasssystemforareason

>>69614004

it's not possible to be friends with a woman.

you either want to fuck them or they're an acquaintance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le42kNF0mX8

played left, right and centre mid but I was always complete rubbish with my left boot

>>69614052
what the fuck are you on about? Women make shit friends.

>>69614004
the whole point of the "friendzone" is you don't WANT to be her friend, silly

>>69614212
>>69614230

t. 18 year olds

muh FA cup accy

>>69613993
prop then hooker then second row then number 8 then blindside flanker. i have also filled in at centre and full back in the past

then didnt play anymore because got injured and lost my confidence

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Caught this 18lb Blonde Ray today!

fucking STOKE

seeing the gp on monday
will probably change my meds for the 4 time after no change in mood
professional help is soooooooooo good

>>69614255
women are just boring. most have no hobbies or anything and all you can talk about is gossip and things that happened to them recently

alri

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>>69614052
Either you want to bang them, they want to bang you, or theyre just an acquaintance rather than a friend


Ruined it with this girl by talking about the wrong topic on a walk

came into a grand lads
shall i get some high class hookers and a few bags of coke

>>69614293
hope you put it back

>>69614256

dont think ive got one result right yet

Why did we allow Protestantism to take hold and ultimately cause the downfall of Western civilisation lads?

>>69614333
>>69614359

impressive anecdotal evidence. i guess that means all my friendships with women dont actually exist. at last i truly see.

grow up neckbeards.

>>69614328
up the dose lad

>>69614370
will it truly make you happy?

Might have to move to London lads :S

>>69614402
>t taig scum

>>69613646
can't decide between a charli or a cara gf

Can you be friends with your mum?

>>69614414
oh yeah sorry I should have read the peer reviewed study done on male female platonic relationships

You're a dopey cunt

>>69614449
t. the exact Protestants I was talking about who are directly responsible for the death of an entire continent in less than a single year

>>69614438
current ones been upped once don't think he'll do it again

>>69614447
you're not talented enough to work there

>>69614414

keep deluding yourself, doesn't bother me

>>69614484
fuck off cuck mcsmallcock

>>69614495
That's what I'll find out on Friday desu. Job is lovely, it's just the location that's terrible.

>>69614402
It was Judaism not Protestantism that caused it lad

>>69614402
not our fault
catholicism like the ecosystem is inherently fragile and they didn't respect that.

>>69614514
haven't seen that one on my local maccy's menu

>>69614414
how many of them would you be comfortable hanging out one on one with (and also don't have any sexual feeling towards them)?

>>69614524
whats the job fella

>>69614483
k manchild.

>>69614497
obviously it does. maybe when you grow out of your teens you'll drop the insecure autistic thinking and make some friends. good luck.

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https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

password: slags

>>69614514
Germany is a literal cuck nation though. They give refugees free classes on how to pick up German women

>>69614524
enjoy failure

>>69614514
t. Hands Al Bin Muhammadajin

>>69614535
Remind me who invited the Jews back into the world's largest empire, spreading their influence to the rest of the world.

Hint: He wasn't too fond of the Irish.

doing some really putrid and rancid farts

>>69614442
for a week at least

>>69614561
erm, all of them? they're my friends you fucking idiot

I just investigated /r9k/ lads
What the actual fuck is the point of that board?
It's the most pathetic thing i've ever seen, they're so tryhard edgy and only want to wallow in their own self pity.
They all claim to hate life and want to die, but are vehemently against drugs and smoking.
It's funny how they actually hate women and are so bitter because the 10/10 girl they liked in school didn't want to have sex with their disgusting greasy fat bodies.
This is coming from a 22 y/o depressed alcoholic NEET virgin, even I think they're pathetic runts.

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14 people survived in that hotel that's about to get rekt

>>69614610
bunch of /r9k/ bellends in here too.

http://sketchtoy.com/67794762

>>69614596
>erm
ah of course...

>>69614573
Why are you getting so defensive? Only friend a girl? You must have such interesting conversations, her talking about her day then bitching about some people she knows
Sounds like fun, I imagine its even more fun when you finally get a word in

>>69614596

You must be 12 years old

>men having female friends

no such thing

>>69614633

Watched the documentary they show about it every year on Channel 4, was quite interesting ngl. Two of the survivors were proper stereotypical Northerners iirc

>>69614610
I have a friend who browsed all the time and I told him not to
that board will just give you a shit mindset for life.

>>69614573

Are you gay? Serious question. Straight lads don't have female friends.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483801651369.webm

>>69614610
>They all claim to hate life and want to die, but are vehemently against drugs and smoking.
this one gets me too

>"i hate my life, i want to kill myself"
>"drugs? alcohol? smoking? you fucking degenerate, i'd rather not destroy my body"
ah yes

wish i had female friends at any point in my life

reckon I had a genuine moment of pre-cognition earlier. was flicking through the radio stations in my car and something convinced me one of them was going to play Constant Craving by KD Lang and lo and behold seconds later they did (the retard DJ called her 'Katie Lang' too ffs)

>>69614739
kek

had a female best friend but I fell for her looooool

>>69614659
>>69614667
>>69614684
you understand this thinking is why you're bitter virgins? grow up

>>69614728
im straight. having female friends is normal for non-autists.

>>69614764
the universe is literally there to be manipulated lad

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why, in general, are we all so horrible to each other on 4chan

i mean we are all anonymous, we can act however we want to act and be whoever we want to be

and overwhelmingly we choose to be horrible to each other

what does this tell us about ourselves? are we lashing out in the way we wish we could in real life (no consequences online)? what is the reason for this behaviour?

>>69614562
Workplace analyst at an energy company, location is right next to Tower Bridge I think.

>>69614583
I have no worries about my ability to do the job, I just don't really want to move to London desu.

>>69614739
how'd you get those images on it

Well boys I'm snowed in for the weekend.

Might see if I can't dig up some spray paint and do some snow graffiti with my drinking buddy down the street again.

how do you work out someone's age quickly from the date of birth?


t. math dunce

>>69614739
Gave me a slight chuckle, tbhwyl (to be honest with you lad)

>>69614788
she reject you?

>manchildren actually getting upset because someone has friends
haha fucking hell

>>69614810
you won't get the job Lol

>>69614764

jungian synchronicity mate

>>69614825
2017-<year of birth> (-1 if their month hasn't passed yet this year)

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

password is slags

decent banter x

having females in your friend group is normal but there's always a gulf between the two sexes

>>69614825
subtract the year of their birth from 2000 then add 17

>>69614825
By not bein a sped

>>69614798
the fact that you think someone is a virgin because they don't have female friends its pretty strange lad. The majority of men have mainly male friends same with women.

>>69614810
good luck

>>69614798

t. gay best friend.

>>69613993
scrum half

>>69614878
*heavies up a lot*

>>69614728
>Straight lads don't have female friends.
You mean, you don't because you have such a shitty personality that the only people who can tolerate being around you are other monotonous sloped-foreheaded mouth-breathers?

>>69614883
this tae bae honest
still don't know why anyone would want to be friends with a girl though

>>69614851
I never made a move
I told her that I had feelings for her and I knew she didn't think of me the same way so we shouldn't be friends anymore and that was that

>>69614803
*carefully takes a shit in your shoe when you're not looking*

Classic

i was walking the dogger around the back yard which used to be 11 acres of pasture just now. it's become forest, and there's a bunch of paths and clearings. it looks really pretty with all the snow around. want me to take another walk later today or tomorrow and upload some more pictures?

>>69614918
errr ok so youre a misogynist AND homophobic? cant believe ive even been speaking to you all this time fucking neckbeard autist

>>69613618
https://youtu.be/GS1pTF3ogRc


literally the bible, innit lads?

>catholics

Hello,
We have recently noticed your scheduled TV license payments have not yet been met. A TV license agent visited the accommodation which was marked down as your home on the most up-to-date census records and on the open register. Unfortunately, there was no reply! The agent left their contact details for you to get back in touch but it has been over two weeks and we are still awaiting a response. Your internet service provider has confirmed that this Skype account has been logged into from your address. Don't worry, you are not in trouble! However, if you wish to view quality BBC television broadcasts on both BBC iPlayer and on your TV, you still need to pay for the content. How do I pay? Paying is easy! There are three payment options. You automatically pay the full TV Licence fee of £145.50 in one go. Or you can pay within six months, in instalments of around £24 per month. Please see the following link for more information about TV licensing: https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/cs/pay-for-your-tv-licence/index.app

We, here at TV licensing can help you if you're confused. Simply e-mail us at our customer service HQ: [email protected] and we will respond within two working days.

We all hope to hear from you soon!
Howard Schultz, BBC Enforcement Agent

>>69614825
Subtract their birth year from 200 then add 15 and then add 2.

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I'm too smart to be stuck on earth

>>69614788
this 2bh

i mean not best friend but one of the only real friends i made in the last 10 years so 'twas rough

>>69614988
I like Bradley Martyn but I won't watch a half an hour of him doing legs and then flirting with women.

who /fourthround/ here?

>>69615028
you spelled to right

>>69614894
if you say so virgin. some very impressive generalisations so far.

>>69614918
yes, im not an insecure manchild who is able to form platonic relationships with females - i must be gay. lol ok

>>69614803
There's two sides.

The sneering cynical older type of user who comes on here for some idle chit chat, and the insecure autismo studenty types who post nothing but lies in a desperate attempt to impress people they'll never meet.

Both sides are in a fight for /brit/ superiority.

>>69614953
girls can be fun but just for a nice chat at the party or outside the club
but once again as part of a larger circle

>>69614803
because 4chan is overwhelmingly male and there is this thing called "banter"

Business idea: don't pay my to licence and go to someone else's house when I want to watch the telly

>>69614981
Your offering will be accepted, good lad - /brit/

>>69615065

gay best friend is on the ropes

starting to see why many of you are friendless virgins now. jfc.

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anyone from Lancashire here?
I wanna kick your arse

stop talking about girls im so lonely

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>>69615041
/firstround/ masterrace

>>69614788
Had a female best friend but we slowly grew apart and she became an absolute 10/10 and I became a 4.5. So it's probably for the best that we grew apart. Having said that, she was actually pretty much always a 10/10, now that I think about it.

girls are the gravy lads are the steak

>>69615120
rl mk m thk

I hate normans and everything they stand for but I also want to shag some of the female ones

>>69613646
hnng she looks like her fanny must have a massive sweaty bush

>>69614864
I'm 1 of 5 candidates, so it's maybe unlikely, but my CV is fairly good and I think I come across well at interview. Either way, I don't really want to move to London so I won't be disappointed if I don't get it.

>>69614912
Cheers lad.

>>69615065
I agree. But you should know by now that /brit/ is chock full of /r9k/fags who assume every possible girl they speak to is a target to fuck. It's really peak famo.

was so close to pissing the bed last night lads, you can't imagine the relief as i stopped myself and got to the bathroom

>>69615157
Why is she so utterly incapable of throwing punches? I thought she had a boxing coach or something?

Business idea: sell my own TV Licences, undercutting the price of the current ones

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>>69615041

going to get monged by spurs at whl, so no

>tfw one of your best friends in primary grew up (literally) to be a chad and ditched you

>>69615157
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
FUCK DONALD TRUMP

making diner

>>69615120
pretty sure he wasn't driving the fucking car himself

fuck off hayd

what is up my friends of african persuasion

>>69615090
how can you have anonymous banter, it makes no sense

its the equivalent of ringing someone up and then calling them a bellend and then saying "lol banter"

>>69615065
why do you say generalisation like its a bad thing?
The majority of people have much more friends of their own sex. This is a fact
Of course there are some people with friends of the other general (such as gay men being friends with women) but by and large its not the case
You need to realise that as a gay man you are in the minority

Business idea: make a diner

>>69615201
yeh true, just annoying having to share threads with learning disabled neckbeards.

>>69615157
she would have easily won if she managed a takedown

it's a coin toss, she would have probably won 6-7 out of 10 times against Nunes

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>>69614117

Going to get very drunk tonight

alone, of course

>>69615157
what is the story behind this again

>>69615215
apparently her coach is well known in the ufc scene and is terrible
don't know why she hasn't dropped him

>>69615277
>trying to rationalise your autism

grow up

>>69615334
a fight

Some OC research for your lads, enjoy


trying to gauge how one post affects the other posts, lads

seems like this post >>69614988 caused these

>>69615028 (not so obvious)
>>69615038 (obvious)
>>69615058 (obvious)
>>69615084
>>69615144
>>69615155
>>69615168
>>69615177

like rippled in a pond la

also, seems like on an average it takes at least 5 posts for a topic to get diffused. after around 5-10 posts the post is forgotten and newer business gets addressed

any republican commonwealthers in here?

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>>69615108
here's the dogger. i just got in and its cold as fuck and a bit wet out there. tommorrow the wetness will have frozen over so i'll do my next walk around 11am EST then upload the pics

>>69615294
>it's a coin toss
No it's not. She was losing that 100% of the time because Nunes knew that Rousey needed a takedown and therefore trained for her not to get one. Also, Rousey was trained to box for that fight for some baffling reason.

want to wank using a girls fanny instead of my hand

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more sauce

don't believe the lads itt that say they have female friends that are just as close as their male ones

>>69615365
*ripples

>>69615201

Bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA

will be naming /brit/ in my suicide note

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>>69615366
Fuck off traitor

always thought everyone else was smelly as fuck and never watched themselves and I'd scream at everyone to take a fucking shower etc and get into massive brawls and get chased out of town by angry mobs then I realized it was actually me who was smelly cause I wash myself like 4 times a year

want to wank while a girl repeatedly kicks me in the spuds

>>69615394
>just as close as their male ones
who has said this?

>>69615347

Why are you still in the closet? Bent bastard

>>69615347
>trying to rationalise your homosexuality

grow up, you have a mental illness

>>69615365
You have autism, but good autism if that makes sense

>>69615394
My closest friend for my first 13 years was a girl. It wasn't even close. I found a bunch of photo albums the other day and she's with me in almost every single picture, clinging onto me or kissing me or whatever and my other mates are barely even in any of the pictures.

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>>69615366
english commonwealth you mean

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>>69615437
Rare picture of someone who was less of a little girl about suicide than you are

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Ummm sweetie why am I blob and this is hot?

>>69615386
watched his last video
it must get really annoying having to listen to people talk like that all the time
I thought it was funny at first but then it just gets grating

>>69615478
>>69615490
lol always fun reading posts made by embittered friendless virgins.

go on, call me bent again x

interesting fact: trump is older than charles

>>69615157
I've only seen this after hearing about it.
3 million dollaridos to stand there and soak but, she must have thought she had a chance.

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>>69615505
>trying to bully me into committing suicide
that's messed UP

>>69615568
bent

Lads, what's the best way to take a screenshot of something that's bigger than my actual screen?

>>69615568

bent

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p04lng0m/newsbeat-documentaries-drugs-in-the-post

fucking bbc

so lonely
so alone

so alone
so lonely

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110

>>69615497
yeah and now you're not friends
I've had close female friends too but they all fade away somehow
if I'm just doing a casual ting nowadays it's pretty much all lads

>>69615593
im trying to bully you into shutting the fuck up about it you whiny little cunt

people like you never do it because they just want attention so it doesnt fucking matter if im rude to you because you'll never actually off yourself

>>69615699
password is slags

>>69615700
My friendship with her is still the longest friendship I've ever had. The mates I made in secondary school are getting close to taking that crown, but for now, she still has it.

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the waifu

>>69615699

password is slags

>>69615706
shall be singling you out personally in the note

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Gonna be watching sora no woto with /a/ in a few hours lads

Thought some of you might want to come

>>69615542
What the fuck m8. How are these semen demon allowed?

>>69615785
who's this cum plum

>>69615706
>>69615803
Am also getting second hand cyber bullying, you'll be in my note aswell, senpai

ah the old amphetamine comedown

time for a pot noodle

Imagine walking up to a woman and telling her that you regularly masturbate to cartoons

Can you fucking fathom that

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>>69615803

curse this sodomite rock

>>69615831
All due to Trump I think.

1 for the money, 2 for the better green
3, 4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

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>>69615643

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>>69615860
my waifu

>>69615925
I can't fathom walking up to a woman in the first place

:(

>>69615925
who does that

>>69615502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGpV0Ot3EeM

>>69615927
No you

conclusion: men and women can be casual friends but they will never be as close as unisex friendships

>>69615951
press F11

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when will he be stopped?

>>69615990
I reject this notion on the basis of my anecdotal evidence

checkmate drongo

foggy out

>>69616017
*books a holiday through teletext*

are you in any group chats lads?

>>69616062
yeah but you're bent different rules apply

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>The magic of the FA Cup

>>69615990
What about gay men and straight women? They're thick as thieves.

I wonder why straight men never have lesbian mates.

>>69616017
606
401

>>69615926
im from the 'bane though

>>69616140
sublime post

>>69616130
lesbians dont exist m8

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>Everton
is there a funnier team in the whole league?

>>69616144
brisbane bf

Is noon too early to drink if it's snowing?

do girls like it when you let them know that your masturbate to their facebook pictures?

>>69616113
not any active ones
thought I was being excluded but I just think my mates don't have one

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got called a strapping young man yesterday by a lithuanian woman

I'm 24, she's 28

>>69616185
No
Pour me a cup

*sitting outside runt pen, steel door bolted shut, the runts are silent*
*hear one fart*
*turn valve on pipe to release scalding water from the spinklers into the pen, sending the runts into a frenzied panic, banging against the steel door*
*turn the valve the other way to release freezing cold water from the sprinklers*
*this is met with more screams*
*turn valve off*
*open sliding hatch at eye level, am met with a cloud of steam, almost gag from the smell*
>KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE RUNTS

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me getting crushed under the chariot

>>69616130
>that lad who came out and suddenly started being friends with the hottest girls
hmMmMm

>I wonder why straight men never have lesbian mates.
because the guy is always convinced she just needs a good dicking from him

>>69616188
if you're both in highschool and you're not ugly and say it light heartedly yes

>>69616144
alri chink

>>69616188
yep. tell them and post results

>>69616232
rasheed

do girls like it if they know you want to sniff their feet?

>>69616178

you lost 4-3 to bournemouth after leading 3-1

just bought a north face jacket
upgrading my roadman status

>>69616130
lesbians hate men and are generally not fun

why on earth would you hang out with girls that don't want to shag you? female banter is nonexistent.

>>69616210
got called handsome by a 40 year old alcoholic woman last week because i gave her a cig, i'm 18
literally the first time i've been called handsome

redpill me on hayd

>>69616258
t. Scythian

>>69616264
depends how cute you are

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>got callled a nigger
>by an 80 year old woman
>in greggs

>>69616283
got a stone island jacket the other day

my mum says im cool

really need a shower

maybe tomorrow will be my day

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>>69616279

>>69616218
I have:
- eggnog (Strong)
- a little stump whiskey
- wine (not a big wine fan)
- lots of cheap beer
Meant to go pick up a bottle yesterday but I forgot

Got new credit card lads. What should I buy?

Don't think I've ever laughed at a Dutch post. Sad!

might give princess Chelsea some of my hard-earned oats

>>69616309
random people compliment me on my looks all the time, also kids randomly stare at me sometimes. what a shame i am a retard with shit social skills

>>69616389
big black buttplug

>there are adult Everton fans who cannot remember the last time their team won silverware of any kind
COULD NOT FABRICATE

girls are good for talking about certain subjects

>>69616396
caralad was funny in his own way

>>69616210

the women in vilnius were among the best i've seen on my travels to 26 foreign nations

>>69616389
a speedboat

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Pardon me brother, can you spare any oats?

>>69616210
what did you do? and no pepes
thats a green light. woman wants to make you a man...

>>69616363
What's stump whiskey?

>>69616452
>oats?
is that gay for sperm?

>>69616428
did the man kick the ball today?

>>69616396
You laugh at 4chan posts?

I have visited 27 separate nations (not including the Vatican) and I bet none of you lot could beat that

Why has Scarlett Bouvier ruined herself with shitty tattoos?

>>69616452
not sure how I feel about this gimmick

>>69616477
moonshine

>>69616402
are you literally me

how many websites have you visited? i must be on at least 50 by now

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>tfw no rorke bf

@69616497
Yes, you keep posting this same attention-seeking shit in numerous threads desperate for (You)s.

I don't think anyone is really impressed.

>>69616518
hard to say for sure

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Spooky

is it me or is preston's pitch extremely wide

someone save me a seat in the next thread, i'm off for a fag

>>69616437
>caralad was
Hes not dead like maisiebro. He just got a woman. he will be back.

>>69616606
>He just got a woman
howling

>>69616558

you've noticed it too eh? i wish these normies would piss off back to twitter why they can get what they want

>>69616130
I suspect gays appeal to straight girls cause they're sort of caricatures and remind girls of the flamboyant and helpful characters from the movies they watched as kids before they became sexually aware

lesbians are like the opposite and are just girls who lack any sort of feminine traits ftmp. one could easily be friends with a bunch of guys but theres no real demand for such a thing. and yeah, most blokes will suspect they just need a good dicking

>>69616558
(also I could definitely beat 27)

Gonna do a drink in the shower and then go paint the snow

bye

>>69616670
Spoken like a true recluse who has never left his fucking grotto

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>>69616562
SCARY

>>69616784
WOOF

WENGER OUT

WILSHERE IN

HOWE IN

RAMSEY OUT

>>69616606
Maisie poster is dead?

>>69616130
>I wonder why straight men never have lesbian mates.
Yes, never in history has a gay lass and a straight lad ever been friends.

can't find my speaker