Glorious Revolution edition
>he has a lounge
Ireland desu
why am I so bad at FIFA
can barely scrape a win against the AI
>tfw cut
>tfw blowjobs are barely enjoyable
J U S T
U
S
T
heart is racing from caffeine
another day, another /brit/posting 8 hours planned
How's everyone elses weekend looking?
charles
x for y
LISTEN UP CYPRUS YOU CUNT
THE KING SENT HIS BEST TO SUPPORT THE REBELS
NOT NAPOLEON
THE LITTLE TWAT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN OLDER THAN 10
FUCK'S SAKE
>>69611197
>lounge
it's called a 'living room' you yank mong.
this rorke thinks playing it straight down the middle is aimed at literally the middle of central midfield and not to an inside channel, big man coming deep to collect or slotted diagonally
also that would be catastrophic in a 4-3-3 vs 4-4-2 situation as the wide players would just easily collect it
a three in midfield passing it causes a relative 3v2 as the wide players try to maintain their shape
>>69611245
coooooooooorr
>>69611224
on what difficulty
playing against the CPU is incredibly bent
Doing a listen to talking heads
>>69611232
Not nearly sweaty enough famalama
cannot beat enter the gungeon's challenge mode lads
will try again later
>>69611265
hm?
*dribbles it past you and leathers it top bins*
>>69611264
>Living room
Fuck off, ponce. Its a sitting room.
feel superior to everyone else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukwA--tIokg
>Big Fat Quiz
>2 hours
Surely they could trim it to an hour
this autism incarnate thinks that formations actually matter in football and its not just the players rating
also its clear that you have never played fifa because if you are good at fifa you can beat other people no matter your formation choice
a change in formation is only useful to bring in better players
>>69611245
Why is she so perfect, lads?
>>69611315
wouldn't be fat then
>>69611299
far too intelligent to be a defensive minded player
>>69611300
living room and sitting room are two different rooms tho
>>69611330
shut up
>>69611254
France.
I can't even spell Napoleon. Okay spell checked now I can.
I'm British you dipshit
>>69611245
DVP
lady maria is sleeping!
Don't wake her up!
oioi Southend game is 1-1 where's the lad who told me to back it
it's coming home
>Poles living in UK ‘scared to report hate crimes’
Why are minorities such namby-pambies
>>69611315
fat no lifes will happily waste 2hrs of their lives on bluepilled PC comedy shite
>>69611397
You said napoleon
>>69611315
It's shit.
I feel embarrassed to admit that I watched this arse gravy.
Jimmy Carr isn't funny. The scripted jokes are fucking awful. The panelfags are playing up their personas and it's fucking boring.
>>69611267
professional
also typically lose to the lads too
love this series
>>69611418
They're not, it's just a media smear campaign since the Brexit vote.
>>69611406
got my fingers crossed for you lad
might get a 'za for dinner
>>69611315
tv panel quiz shows are absolute dog shit and should be trimmed to zero
especially anything with the following "comedians"
>russell howard
>noel fielding
>andy parsons
>bill bailey
>joe wilkinson
>lee mack
>john kearns
>rob beckett
>russell kane
>sarah millican
>jason manford
i could go on
>>69611458
>Panelfags
I would bet £200 that you are a runt.
I've noticed everyone who's pro abortion has been born
>>69611488
kino
czech's make the best porn
>>69611330
wrong desu playing 3 at the back is weak against one striker up front or a false nine
the wingbacks are usually beaten by wide players and whilst the centre-halfs are distracted by one player
LITERALLY NEED a big arse gf to sit on my face
>>69611374
shan't be taking this advice
>>69611488
Hello my name is Jim
>>69611359
The most intelligent players are defensive ones though
>>69611519
Shooting Stars was the last good one.
>>69611523
I'll take that bet. And place £200 on you being a paki
>>69611519
>not rating noel fielding
dire post
>demolish AI on Professional
>can't score against it on World Class
>find Legendary marginally easier than World Class
>>69611457
Well this is awkward.
In my defense I am shitposting on several boards.
I can't be expected to be accurate all at once.
>>69611315
ah yes, I can't wait for 2 hours of Jimmy Carr's awful laugh
>>69611586
I won this pointless internet argument
Yay
>>69611519
whats wrong with noel fielding and bill bailey
>>69611565
play attacking midfield desu
literally have the see the entire game as one thing and play the right pass
defending is just instinct most of the time
>>69611593
Ha ha ha haaaa
join the wireless headphone revolution lads
do NEETS really go days on end without leaving the house?
>>69611568
Whaaat's in your bag Angelos?
Tell us what's in your bag
>>69611529
Phenomenal post
>>69611616
Bill Bailey is fine.
Noel Fielding is fucking Reddit personified.
>>69611574
I'M THE TERRIFIC BLUE BOTTTTTTTLE
>Fell for the thicc meme
>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight
So fucking unmaneuverable in bed holy shit. She had no core strength and starfished. The other one got winded in 5 minutes.THICC is just a load of bullshit that looks good to the eye. Don't fall for the meme.
>>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight
course you did
alri lids
>>69611685
Incredibly anti semitic post
defense is where they stick the useless fat oafs
>>69611663
Angelos was shit tbf.
George Dawes was superior.
>>69611690
Not exactly bragging. I had a horrible time.
>>69611574
desu i used to like noel fielding, but he doesnt do anything good anymore. he just hasnt changed at all. He's a bit weird and says unusual things
>>69611616
see above. Bill Bailey is fine but he's much funnier when he does stuff that's actually clever.
Problem for both is that theyre funnier than the shows they go on so they get dragged down. I may concede that in my FURY i wrongly accused them of being as shit as the rest on that list. But the rest on that list are utterly dogshit
>not playing 5 at the back catenaccio style
>>69611695
Caught
>>69611681
>thicc
>fat
choose one
>>69611645
have not been outside since the 24th
>>69611681
think you fell for the thicc means fat meme mate
>Fucked two chubby girls lastnight
>Woke up at 8am to revise
>have done 3 wanks already
ah yes
>>69611706
you bastard
>>69611695
I bet he has a great personality. Really would like to have a pint with him and laugh at stuff.
>shows with Noel Fielding that aren't the mighty boosh
doing a giggle thinking about a /brit/ house party
would literally look like this
>>69611685
Outstanding post
>>69611750
Don't believe you
>>69611778
tghis was a really good episode
>>69611778
me on the left
>>69611778
that's clearly a dinner party you runt
>>69611708
great post
>>69611529
>>69611669
samefag
>>69611778
No one would talk to each other
It would be a room full of people standing still, beer in hand, addressing the room with random nonsense like a flock of geese
>>69611764
do not take my fantastic gimmick and sully it with such shite you little grub
>>69611774
Fielding is in Darkplace.
Which is superior to Boosh.
I pity peons who watch TV and movies
>>69611638
what's a decent pair of bluetooth headphones that don't cost a bomb
Don't want shitty NEET-tier ones, but also not paying full whack for a pair of earphones that I'm only going to use when walking to lectures
>>69611748
They are the same when it counts believe me
*walks away from you*
'irla'
>>69611778
me on the right but with a bowl cut
>>69611814
Is it though?
>>69611826
You're on 4chan. You're already at the bottom of the barrel, lad.
>>69611645
Yeah
>>69611835
dunno I just searched "wireless headphones" on amazon and brought the best seller, they were 20 quid
>>69611852
you wouldnt be invited.
>>69611681
More like you wanked over your fat body in the mirror twice and had to stop the second as you ran out of breath
>>69611864
>le secret basement dweller club xD
>>>>>>>/fuckoff/
>>69611645
I went to the shop this morning.
It's the first time I have left my apartment since 27th December
>>69611860
got the proof right here
>>>>>>>>>>/fuckoff/
>>69611904
FOY
>>69611881
ah you're bloody useless lad
>>69611904
>apartment
FOY
>>69611913
Screeching
>>69611860
>>69611913
samefag
nice shops
The SAS is the world's finest fighting force and every one of them comes from Essex.
>>69611900
Why are you pretending this place is some sort fine cultural stimulation, you gormless cunt?
The fact you're on 4chan and /brit/ gives you no right to look down on anyone that watches TV and films
can tell from each post which of you frequent "reddit"
Insigne is my favourite ball kicker
How many layers of irony are you faggots posting on? I feel like every post is a meme that's been worked on to keep in sequence for years of this general.
>>69611927
I don't get it. Explain.
>>69611950
Isn't like 30% of the SAS Scottish?
>>69611965
All I'm saying is that its not 2005 anymore
Plenty of those normoids you're so jealous of post here
>>69611974
reddit.com/r/yourmum
>>69611645
I leave the house for walks
almost replied to a leaf lol
>>69611994
none
>>69611950
>>69611950
Royal Marines Mountain Leaders shit all over the Special Forces, m8
>>69612026
Are you a fucking dog m8?
>>69612036
>>69612038
Is this a bit?
>>69612036
howd you manage that la
>>69611950
Hmm think again sweetie
>>69612070
would rather not say la x
let's just say i selected a photograph and a certain selection of words but did not go through with it x
>>69611197
>he doesn't have a lounge
>>69612095
>that bulge
Hmmmm
http://www.strawpoll.me/12051193
http://www.strawpoll.me/12051193
http://www.strawpoll.me/12051193
http://www.strawpoll.me/12051193
>>69612095
truly, aren't all soldiers sheep?
*leaves you with that thought as I disappear into the shadows*
>>69612017
>jealous
You don't know what this word means.
>normoids
I'm not saying they don't. What I'm saying is that contributing to this fucking travesty on a board gives you no right to scoff at anyone who watches telly, you obnoxious paki cunt.
How much more clear do you need this to be?
>>69611496
>2-1 sheff utd
it's fucking gone lad you owe me a fiver
not even been for the ol morning piss and ive been up for 5 hours
>>69612017
>Isn't like 30% of the SAS Scottish?
No
Had a dream that I took a vacation to france and i was jumped by about 8 black men. Reckon that's pretty accurate
>>69612155
why would you bet against da blades lol they havent lost in about 3 years
>>69612140
Why are you talking about telly?
>>69612155
hmm, did not account for this possibility
do you consider yourself as a celt?
can't feel my face
>>69612188
Follow the conversation, Ahmed.
left this ice cream cake in the fridge by accident
probs everywhere now
too autistic to go check
how is life in britain right now?
nobody would ever post on a /canada/ general
>>69612211
Galicia is 100% celtic
>>69612211
English "people" are mongrels with no real historic identity
>>69612211
im 50/50 anglo celt so nah not really x
>>69612183
You should go to Chicago instead.
>>69612234
alri
bit tired of the niggers and pakis though x
>>69612211
From my mum's side, yeah.
>>69612234
Bit chilly today. Had to put some socks on. Other than that - fine.
>>69612253
I plan to never set foot there my entire life. Manhattan is bad enough
someone visit Egypt with me?
>spend too long on /brit/
>get a text
>instantly assume they are being ironic and taking the piss
>>69612211
Yeah
>>69612273
FOY
>>69612273
I hear detroit's lovely
Just got two people arguing over my post
>>69612297
>>69612297
Have literally never posted anything ironically
I'm always 100% serious
>>69612292
egypt is shit
>>69612303
>death to america
>death to the jew
yes hello rasheed
>>69612321
I won't go there either. Or Oakland
>>69612222
think you've got pakis on the brain pal, put down the daily express will you
>>69612268
understandable
same here in swedenistan
>>69612211
no, i am nordic
>>69612297
unironically said brit stuff to irls as an auto response
shit scared of reece lindssy
>>69612297
>get a text
Fuck off to facebook normie twat your ilk isn't welcome around here sunny shine
Might do an ahh yes
Might not poo
Irish weather
>>69612273
I lived on Chicago for a little while, it was grand, I was told that it was only certain neighborhoods that were dangerous but those neighborhoods were incredibly dangerous and I would be murdered if I ended up in one.
Thoughts on Lucozade?
>the impoverished hamlet of eastleigh
>Wolves beating Stoke
>Milwall beating Bournemouth
>Blackburn beating QPR
the STATE of my acca right now
>>69612368
You're easy to spot. You're obnoxious, argumentative dullards that spend every waking hour on here itching for confrontation.
>egypt is shit
>>69612379
i often say brit stuff to my m9s in real life.
Sometimes they think its pretty funny, other times i am left in the lurch like a lemon.
>>69612398
Alri Pat Mustard
When did you get back? Am i invited to your 16th?
right lads. gone all week. how was mon-fri /brit/? did I miss anything?
>>69612398
ahh yes, micked finally worked out how to use a proxy
>>69612398
*in Chicago
>>69612414
all your posts are shit
>>69612409
have stoke in mine too fs
>>69612398
I think a few people get shot there on the daily.
I know that in Newark, NJ that something like 8 people are shot each night
What do you stupid normie feminist whores think of incel guys who frequent brothels and prostitutes?
I bet it pisses you off that we can have sex whenever we want just for some cash :) Its almost like cheating the system isn't it? You think that us ugly misogynist males should just accept our "place" as sexless and sexually frustrated and be content with that.
But we can go fuck a 9/10 women whenever we want just for some cash, its like cheating the system. How much does that piss you off? :)
I've been quite a few times, lived out my sexual fantasies, it feels great to be a honest.
>>69612368
'sheed.
>>69612429
>>69612422
Sorry, I'm a different Paddy
>>69612428
we booked the apartment for the zante meetup this summer
>>69612414
there are no non-whites on /brit/
also pipe down poortherner
>left in the lurch like a lemon
Hey lads, do you say 'pbuh' after Jesus Christ as well or is it only for the prophet Muhammad?
>>69612442
angryteen, is angry.
>>69612442
Not
A
Single
Word
>>69612479
Raheem
>>69612442
still don't even know what incel means
(PS, don't tell me, I don't want to know)
>>69612434
So is your skin.
>>69612409
>>69612437
stoke shagging my accy too boys
>>69612476
fantastic. what the hell is that?
>>69612488
only mohammed
i know since i live in a caliphate
>>69612479
hey there mate
>>69612398
Tourists don't get murdered.
You don't murder potential customers.
imagine being one of the ones in take that who isnt gary or robbie
>>69612499
Involuntarily Celibate
>>69612441
Yeah 16 people were murdered during the first week I was there. I was amazed when I found out that was pretty normal.
Just 4 yous in a row
>>69612479
>there are no non-whites on /brit/
>>69612532
fucker
>>69612533
>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
think i actually prefer un(You)'d greenposting to actual (You)s
like this >>69612482
Anybody here play street fighter?
>accumulators
I agree
who keeps pushing non-white women on this board?
not too long ago, there were constant threads about indian women
then there were threads about "would you marry a colombian woman?"
now they've moved to hispanics/latinas >>69603697
>>69612401
original is the best
it's a rasheed spends 12 hours getting mad on /brit/ cos no one likes rasheeds episode
>>69612476
FOY
>>69612556
So do I which is why I'm FUMING that you (You)'d me
>>69612514
Sweden doesn't seem that bad desu. I'd say Germany and France are more cucked.
>>69612548
oh fuck off
>these plebs gambling over football
just play the stock market lads
don't get goy'd, become one of (((them)))
GOAL - Brentford 5-1 Eastleigh
Romaine Sawyers (45 mins)
No upset at Brentford, but this goal is worth the entry fee alone. A beauty from Romaine Sawyers just before half time, hit low and hard from the edge of the area.
My description doesn't do the quality of the strike justice, so watch it on Match of the Day tonight instead.
>>69612476
ffs booked my ticket for alicante lad
must have misheard smiffy over the phone because deano was screaming at the spurs game
>>69612522
Yeah I think it was almost exclusively black on black crime in those neighborhoods. With a couple of exceptions, during my first month there a police officer was ambushed and murdered and a serial killer was caught.
>I'm FUMING that you (You)'d me
uhm sorry sweety xx
Peeing in the shower
>>69612585
Hispanics are white
gonna do a wank
>ask a question
>nobody answers
>probably wont get any serious answers anyway
it's a fat lass in a dress two sizes too small episode
>>69612585
This is literally the international board you mong, this is what it's for
Such a fucking mong please stay in /pol/
>>69612617
Thanks Alan
>Australians
for fuck's sake...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FWoC9JXJgs&feature=youtu.be&t=33
welcome to beautiful brentford
got the 'sheed angry at me lads
>>69612682
FOY
>>69612695
i've noticed that they always end up leaving with pakis or nigs at the end of the night
what does getting an arsehole creampie feel like? do you shit it out later?
might have a cheeky 5mg top-up of the ol' amphetamine sulphate
>>69612617
brother used to played with him desu
brother was non-ironically just as good but became a degenerate due to betting
>>69611245
I like how she dresses like a mid to late 90's bad girl
>>69612757
more of a shart kind of thing
Business idea:
Charge normies an entry fee to watch /brit/ over livestream
Thoughts?
>>69612716
tragic
>>69612757
I drip it into a wine glass and neck it
>>69612683
where in spain are you
>>69612719
why don't they paint these things?
Surely giving them a lick of colour would be a good thing, save knocking them down
>Yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxikLFOaW74
what does /brit/ think about chebs?
>>69612806
north
>>69612757
Feels like a wet shit desu honest.
It's not really a pleasant feeling, especially when it runs down your leg.
>>69612844
tell me about sbain
why does he wear the basque
>>69612823
not bad
>>69612859
it is bad
http://sketchtoy.com/67794661
>>69612808
most of them need a lot more work than that. they're full of damp and outdated wiring.
why do yanks call football "soccer"
>>69612787
My thoughts are that the "business idea" gimmick is the shittest thing I have ever seen, yet the plebs on here think it's fucking hilarious.
How come I have never seen it on any other 4chan board?
>>69612847
in walmart?
>>69612716
guy on the left lmao
>>69612897
epic post XDD based fuckin japan
mmm AH yes
http://sketchtoy.com/67794666
>leafs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfHB-ABKa6w
>>69612857
Because she's a big state
Could be worse I guess
I'd rather live in the UK desu
I will be doing this journey before 2020
>>69612901
>browsing anything other than /brit/
>>69612886
I understand that. But the facade is just ugly and grim. At least making it lively would not attract such derision.
>>69612901
The british are an industrious people with many good business ideas
>>69612939
ah yes travelling through the Gobi desert
JUST
>>69611695
poofter face and nonce hair.
3/10 could knock out in a fight.
>>69612977
is that mac from always sunny?
>>69612907
No, in my rectum.
>>69612939
Nonce
>>69612939
Better do it quick m8, how are you going to get to France when Brexit happens and we shoot off into space?
>>69612939
>moscow > singapore
let me know because i'll be doing the same (with a different route through china/indochina)
>>69612939
>all that time in China
nah, not a fan.
SOMEBODY REPLY TO ME RIGHT NOW!!
>>69612907
WE ARE
WE ARE
WALMART
>>69612931
tragic
>>69612656
If you hit up with some dodgy black lads they'll look after you.
They'll show you off like you're their new friends.
tfw too smart to want to leave the EU
>>69612939
ah yes, the nonce pilgrimage
>>69613022
>indochina
the 50s called
they say they've invented phone time travel, amazing stuff really
name a greater existence than being the hottest girl of the school
i'll wait
>>69612939
I'd just get a plane personally
>>69612977
He literally just needs to lose weight. He hasnt gone full crackhead-JUST like Macaulay Kulkin
Baked sweet potato with spicy chilli and sour cream for lunch lads :3
>>69612977
considering the obesity rates in the west this is actually pretty common
/brit/ is with uncultured swine
>>69613094
give us a bite
>>69613094
is it spicy?
>>69613079
being the hottest + smartest + most athletic boy of the school
>>69613042
No, I don't play video games
>>69613079
taking the virginity of the hottest girl of the school
>>69612931
ah yes, americanised culture
everyone can agree "that shit was fucked up" but given that everyone was so busy saying "yo that shit was fucked up" they never responded. Does that mean the car crash lyric throwing guy wins?
>>69613079
being the hottest girl but actually youre a boy
>no baked sweet potato with spicy chilli and sour cream for lunch lads :3
>>69613094
>lunch
it's 4pm you clown
>>69613029
China has high speed trains all over the place, you could get through in no time if you wanted
>>69613054
>the chad going full autismo
>the beta in the crowd going mental
>the jamal holding it all down
>the reaction after the dead brother joke
>>69613130
literally me
how did it go this wrong from such a strong start
off to get a crop done lads
what should I ask for
2BH
>>69613022
I've done Helsinki to Hong Kong via Moscow and Mongolia. It was good.
>>69613199
corn, potatoes, the like.
>>69613131
yeah, he's actually a fairly prolific battle rapper
called Charron
cannot stand right wingers
business idea: /brit/ battle rapping
one pound to enter
>>69612939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1fd1xA_Rbc
>>69613223
when you're in places like that for extended periods of time what do you do for food?
>>69613196
you probs have shit taste and she was only hottest to you
SOWSHUL MEDIER
if me and every other lad from /brit/ entered a battle rap contest i'd surely win
>>69613277
hunt/scavenge/maccies
>>69613281
she was pretty generic hot girl desu
model n that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38531888/grandma-accidentally-prays-to-elrond-from-lord-of-the-rings
>>69613288
one of my favourite gimmicks
my preferred football team is losing
>>69613277
ask some locals to cook some mutton and serve some curds and horse milk
>>69612931
What the fuck is your problem buddy?
never even had a girl look at me with a smile on her face
>>69613308
>hunt/scavenge/maccies
yeah but what do you actually do though?
wagwan
>>69613305
perhaps, but if we entered a battle of katanas then surely I would emerge victorious
alri
>>69613358
dunno really mate
>>69613358
walk into a local restaurant, order something, and eat
what is the problem
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=110
password is slags
Me spittin' fire in the battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLfuRcgHI2I
>>69613386
doesn't look like there's many restaurants there mate
fuck sake lads, just saw that free willy died
>when you're clapping for the flag so hard you shart
>>69613223
Looks a bit empty hahah
>>69613396
basically like cards against humanity but photo captioning instead
can produce some dece banter x
>>69613223
what was the nightlife like?
>>69613423
where? you obviously plan your route so that you hit minor cities for food and hotes and such
>>69613423
there are ger camps throughout the countryside, tourists usually stay in those and they are catered
did a walk on the wild side
>>69613396
good post
What have Muslims contributed to Western Europe?
>>69613479
what do you pay them with?
>>69613499
themselves
was forced to piss in a bottle like a month ago and completely forgot about it
just found it under my bed haha
anyone want a coke bottle full off fermented piss?
it's truly not fair that the right wing accused the left of 'shilling' for 'shillary' when they were literally being paid by the kremlin all along
Where TF is '''''''Dench'''''''''''''''''''lad''''''''''
>>69613499
killing each other
>>69613523
money
Does piss ferment?
>>69613523
benis
>>69613586
is Lucozade a good drink?
>>69613548
did the same once, threw up when I smelled it
original lucozade>orange lucozade
you cannot deny this
>>69613546
:D:D:D
>>69612211
No scotcucks are not people just irish inbreds
>>69613499
Serious answer is cartography, Western powers were only interested in making up le epin mythology praise jebus maps that had no accuracy apart from vague landmarks and a big jebus somewhere usually pointing at one of these landmarks
Their contribution to other sciences is pretty memey and questionable when it mostly concerns Persian scholars. But map making was absolutely abysmal in the west even 400 years after al-Idrisi and the Norman Sicilian court of Roger II