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david >moyes edition
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>>69609155
at least I'll have a nice hat
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poonited
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>>69609155
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>mono
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anime
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AWOOOOOO
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cara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
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I hate women but also crave their affection hahaha what am I like
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charli
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>Live on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

ah yes
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want to visit israel
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>landan
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Japanese pop
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certainly blows the dust of the ol' noggin cogs

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/nhs-american-doctor-privitisation-i-have-a-message-a7207706.html?cmpid=facebook-post
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>>69609311
DVP
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>>69609273
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this yank just said that rooney was world class but lampard, gerrard, schloes, terry, cole werent and that rooney would struggle in the MLS

squealing
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>>69609352
>?cmpid=facebook-post
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>>69609301
pleb vonnegut choice
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genuinely think i could get 10+ assists and 5 goals playing for a decent MLS team
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Lads
can I ask you something

Do people actually use the word seldom?
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>>69609408
Seldom
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>>69609408
rarely
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cummed twice
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>>69609429
how
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my mate who played in our sunday league 3rd team got a fully paid scholarship to UCLA playing footie

says its a piece of piss and he's regularly top goal scored despite being a centre mid

mad ting
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>>69609408

seldom do they
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>when you accidentally save the thumbnail
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>>69609352
>Personally I think this is more a criticism of the American system than anything else. I have had excellent emergency care for a broken ankle in Italy. For sure, I had to show my passport and my EHIC (European health card) but I got through the ER in a blink of an eyelid and was operated on within 5 days - titanium screws and rod - all free in the Italian system - charged back to the NHS in my case. The follow on care was also excellent. It cost me 200 euros, it would have cost a local 40 euros. There are many models of good health care financed differently to the UK model. It is not just a choice between the US system and the NHS.

CeliaB has hit the nail right on the head here tbqh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZ3ev_FiAA

finland is weird
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>>69609407

nah you'd be out of breath and subbed after 20 minutes even in that OAP home
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>>69609443
>>69609424
>>69609412
alri thanks
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cornwall is on FIRE today

squelched at his recent post
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https://www.fb.com/odette.cavill/videos/10154980963133901/

ah yes.... "southend"...
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i dont watch football, never really enjoyed playing as a kid and don't have any idea what a skilled play vs a normal play looks like.
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>>69609284
lel, that's a good one

https://youtu.be/f8uQclBORRQ?t=48s
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Just did a maths aptitude test for a job interview. Fucked it entirely. When it comes to verbal reasoning and reading and things I find it easy, but I'm completely useless at maths.

Is there such a thing as being maths dyslexic?
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NEED caramel gf
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>>69609301
This comic is quite tragic.
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>>69609519
don't you mean 'carmel'?
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>>69609510
Dyscalculia

(though that's really just a polite way of saying "you're a dumb cunt")
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just cheated on the black 17yo fwb again
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what a voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAQATKRBN0
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>>69609539
I'm sure he means camel
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american tv is fucking mental aha

they literally put explosions and deep gritty voice actors on everything just like in films/parodies
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>>69609546
I'm probably not as bad as that really, I'm just shit at it. Maybe I can blag my way past maths stuff.
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if i have nachos and chicken 2 days in a row am i officially scum at that point
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>>69609502
I imagine Thailad looks like this lad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xAeSkdtaeI
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>>69609510
yes, but like many things in life you can get better if you try. I used to be shit at passing maths aptitude tests, then i practiced, then i passed them all and got a job
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can't define existentialism lads
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>>69609590
what kind of maths was it

>>69609599
no
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odds continue shitposting
evens go to library
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avoiding the group chat
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>>69609624
have fun
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>>69609599
no, you become scum when you start posting on /brit/
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>>69609167
that doesn't mean the city isn't white you daft twat
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>>69609624
>>69609640
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>>69609484

makes me a bit anxious that haha x
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rate the tunes lads
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>>69609659
fuck
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>>69609689
mine is far superior but it's on my desktop and im on my laptop atm
just remember that im better than you
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porter_(beer)

best beer
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Got some lovely refills for my pen lads, proper nice ink. Somewhat of a hybrid between the usual ballpoint shit (which doesn't write smoothly) and gel (which writes beautifully but runs out in literally 12 hours of writing).

Very pleased. Nice, smooth, full lines, and has lasted for several days of constant writing so far. Much better than gel.
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>apply for a job
>have 5 years of empty space on my CV

hmm

don't think I'll be getting a reply
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>>69609689
0
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can't name all the US presidents once you get back past FDR
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http://www.officialwaynerooney.com/
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>>69609621
Finding numbers and stats in tables, comparing amounts, percentages, that sort of stuff.

It was timed and you had to do as many as possible in as short a time as possible. I just fucked it up completely as I need ages to think about numbers to get them right. I'm an idiot really.
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already on the 3rd can, could drink you lightweights under the table
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would quite like a teasing qt who is too young for me
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just received a so-called SMS message
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>>69609733
why so much space, ace?
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look at those hands
dont have to mention it
no thanks, im a government man
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>tfw 5'2 and built like a cornish astronomer
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>>69609738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvy0wRLD5s8
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>>69609689

don't know why you keep posting this
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are we still moyesposting in 2017?
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>>69609775

it gets replies
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odds take a nap
evens keep playing runescape
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>>69609721
>several days of constant writing so far

Medieval monk copying a transcript?
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>>69609766
setee
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>>69609757
have had this in the past and it's NOT fun
They have no life experiences, they just go on and on and on and on about the most vapid, inane things that mean nothing but, to them, is the whole world

not fun
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>>69609757
mate
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>>69609777
>tfw Sunderland fan and the >moyes doesn't stop
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just woke up lads

thanks wageslaving for making me so tired
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>>69609604
I imagine 90% of /brit/ is like this

https://youtu.be/mxfg6DvMGM4?t=13s
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>>69609808
surely you mean sofa
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>>69609733
write a skills focused CV
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>>69609777

United are sixth and Sunderland are going down, so yes
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odds I move to cornwall
evens I make a sausage sarnie
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The government is planning tax cuts for big business costing at least £6 billion a year whilst the NHS is in 'humanitarian crisis'
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>>69609821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTILWjouJ0w

That's how I imagine all of you
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>>69609853
fuck off we're full
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>>69609853
have fun in the poorest part of europe xx
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lost my flappy hat down the back of the lounge when I was lounging in the lounge
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>>69609802
Revising for exams

My method is to take all my lecture notes that I've already made, open the lecture presentation on my laptop, and re-write the entire thing in better detail, augmenting it with extra information and research as I go. Ends up filling probably thousands of sides of A4 by the end of it though.
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>>69609887
you mean couch?
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sort out your manky scouse brow
m to the b is coming at you with a row
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>>69609865
Good. Taxation is theft.
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>>69609821
creasing
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wanks feel excellent today
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>>69609876
Shant be watching this.
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>americans
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>>69609887
aw not again bruce

hold on I'll get me didgeridoo to fish it out
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>>69609896
sorry, didn't know the word for it


lost my couch down the back of the lounge when I was lounging in the lounge
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odds: donner burger, fries, can of pepsi

evens: 4 wings, chicken filet burger, fries, strawberry miranda
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>>69609901
got merked last time yeah bitch you mad
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the wife desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLpIVL0q77s
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Odds: nachos and chicken
Evens: I see what shit they're serving at the cafeteria today
dubs: i cook something
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lounge
room
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>>69609821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smGIswITvVU
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>>69609936
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>>69609936
never seen these on sale
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>Good. Taxation is theft.
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>>69609936
nice
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>>69609954
would love to plant a seed in her womb
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>>69609876
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odds I get tips from /bet/
evens I stick a tenner on whatever the first reply to this is
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>>69609997
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
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>>69609897
mind bogglingly good post
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>have terrible fever
>mummy tells me to keep my fluids up
>only had a glass of orange juice the last 24 hours

any /mischief/ man in?
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>>69609992

drank one yesterday

extremely sugary but dont leave a bad feeling like other really sugary drinks
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If you voted Tory or UKIP in the last election, you're helping to ensure that healthcare in England becomes a luxury for the rich.
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>>69610015
douvan the champions chase
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>>69609936

>not Donner and chips drowned in all the Sauces that Rajesh has

Wasteman
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If you write on anything less than 90gsm you can do one.

80gsm only acceptable in an emergency.
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>wake up at half 2
>weekend already nearly over
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pengest munch is clearly very uncomfortable with fame
i reckon he'll stop soon
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OI SHEILA AVE YA SIN MUOY FLAHPPY HAHT AH LEFT IT ON THE LOUNGE IN THE LOUNGE ROOM YA CUNT
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>>69609954
reminds me of cara and vicky flamel
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>>69610015

Aston Villa to draw
Both teams to score
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odds I'm a girl
evens I'm a boy
dubs I leave brit
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>>69610015
Southend to beat Sheff Utd 2-1
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had some fucking good kebabs in Vienna tbf

don't know what was in em but they were ELITE
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>>69610060
do all mine on 80gsm desu
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>Morley's

YES, can't move half a mile without seeing a Morley's round me hehe
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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on
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had two sports direct mug coffees
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no hat no play no school today
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>>69609810
So, just like adult women then?
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>>69610054
>>69610085
>>69610092
It was odds you muppets

Shan't
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>>69610072
coz hes a good lad

same with the bloke that plays ragnar on vikings. Hates being famous
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>>69610106
you're fat
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10'2 and built like a lounge room
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>>69610104
pleb
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luna lovegood is the patrician's choice of HP waifu
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>>69610106
i could crush your testes with no effort
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>>69610123
hahaha
BOOM BOOM
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>>69610187
I endorse this post
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>>69610101
I hope you are merely on your way to the 90gsm enlightenment, and not a paper pleb.

My god, the 60gsm crap most plebs scrawl away on.... makes the spine shiver
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>>69609954
REALLY liking the look of that splashguard

would like that sort of kitchen in a fat london flat iih

wish I was a trillionaire
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>I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
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what did He mean by this?
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>>69610106
Looks like Will Young
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Business idea: try to shag a Tinder girl tonight
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>>69609876
does nathan's dad know how many men want to bum his little boy
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>>69610187
wrong
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>>69610241
london is a disgusting shitehole even from space
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https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483747958834.webm

ahhhh, just like that
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>>69610241
God wanted to make a country for himself

in the year 1997 he abandoned the idea
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>>69609876
The greeks and romans had the right idea
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>>69610232
just a rented room, probably 800/pcm or so mate....
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>>69610241
me at the top
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>>69610187
has not aged well desu
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>>69610187
>>69610229
>>69610269


>Not Cho Chang
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>breathy wet mouth sounds ASMR
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>>69610302
>shiteland slag
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>>69610275
phwoar

absolute SHLAGS
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>>69610106
>pic
do you measure your height in angstroms?
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the gf
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>>69610241
have very little respect for shetland. can't even show up for family picture day
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>>69610254
Why dont you try and shag the bible instead?
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>>69610241

When I was on the Isle of Man I could see England, Scotland and Northern Ireland from the same spot. No Wales, though that is possible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6EyDR0ChYw
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>>69610302
>not Lavender Brown
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not a fan of the creeping noncery that seems to be developing in /brit/ in the last month or so

stop it
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>REALLY liking the look of that splashguard


don't know why but this post has me creasing
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>you now remember justine's dad
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I'm gay
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>>69610366
t. insecure nonce
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literally fucking ROARING at oversized suits
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>>69610271
>>69610241
London literally looks like a puckered anus
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TIL sweden supported the commies in 'nam
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>>69610378
incredible post
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Would never degrade myself to the lever of tindr which is handy because no girl would lower her standards to sleep with me
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gonna do an anime
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>>69610422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHdkanpiCE4
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>>69610366
gay noncery makes 0 sense.

straight nonces are the literal master race since girls reach peak fertility at 13
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>>69610438

thanks x
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>>69610468
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>tfw shit in bed

send help
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>>69610455
how can man make videos where he calls people melts then churn out rubbish like this and "how to talk to girls in 2017"

absolute turbowasteman
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>>69610437
Sweden has always been an enemy of western civilisation. It's why they're going after Julian Assange.
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>>69610327
She is thicc now
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>>69610484

i've never shit the bed
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>>69610378
loool what a cuck
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>>69610484
can't relate buddy, usually get my gf to orgasm at least twice before I do
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>>69610484
t b h how can you be shit in bed, just work her about 75% of the way with your tongue and fingers and then ram her till you cum
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>>69610455
>this normblower claims to suffer from """"""""""""depression""""""""""""
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>>69610513
Screeching
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>>69610491
>Julian Assange.
who?
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>>69610366

>creeping

its been nonce central for a while lad. Keep up
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>>69610494

source
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>I studied Asian and African History at the School of Oritenal & African Studies

ah yes, a most useful degree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbRrlon-COo
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>>69610318
ashley has a big arse that wobbles like jelly

https://is.4chan.org/gif/1483750367416.webm
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Was anyone else handed out these to write with at primary school?

Fucking hated the fibre tip, it used to get squashed and then make your writing fat and you could only use the pen at one angle.
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>>69610524
she doesn't like getting eaten baka, going to have to make it happen though.
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not sure why underdog teams play 4-4-2 vs 4-4-2

just play 4-3-3 and play through them

bit obvious
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>>69610494
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>t b h how can you be shit in bed, just work her about 75% of the way with your tongue and fingers and then ram her till you cum
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>>69610562
link the thread la
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>>69609810
My gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn-7UtKNuwE

American television lads
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>>69610568
that didn't warrant a hat you permavirgin
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>>69610366
Both noncery and anti-racism (anti-white). Bit of a coincidence?
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>>69610598
You want to be direct to the 2 strikers lad
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>>69610565
yeah those are shite

we had to write in pencil until we could be trusted

>tfw nice handwriting
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gonna get up and shower lads
don't miss me too much x
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>>69610598
shit teams don't have the players to play through the middle
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off t'shop for mini keg
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>>69610601
>this is where our story begins

in the bin
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>>69610654
>>tfw nice handwriting
Prove it
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>>69610491
>implying the political elite isn't just a dog of the U.S.
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>>69610491
Only since 1975.
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>>69610601
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>>69610673
they can still play long balls up the centre into the gap
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>>69610692
I'm handwriting all my posts

Captcha: calle absolute
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>>69610692
give me something to write
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dad has got a mard on it's very unbecoming lmao
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do benders get foot fetishes or is it just a straight thing?
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>tfw 6'2 and built like Tracey Beaker
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>>69610092
alri
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>>69610713
>long balls up the centre

have you ever played football

there's a reason teams don't whack it straight down the middle
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might watch bill and ted for the 10th time
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>white people who aspire to be like nonwhites on social media

in the bin
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>>69610710
melissa mccarthy but british
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>>69610748
Straight people are weird

So yeah
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just bought a 20s
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>>69610620
Defeated again. Is there no end to our fall?
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did we ever find out who had his maroon 5 cd?
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>>69610753
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>>69610771
holy mother of reddit
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>>69610767
you're fucking clueless
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>>69610777
>people on social media
In the bin
Captcha: coviran calle
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>>69610730
Jesus was a carpenter and a hideous paedophile. Bazinga!
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>>69610730
In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful:

All Praise is due to Allah, Lord of the Universe
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doing a think
>>
>sheffield already 1-0 up after 3 mins


hopefully the shrimpers will put 2 away
>>
Jeremy Underground @ Phonox tomorrow night lads, any 90s NY house man in?
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>>69610771
for a second I thought you meant bill and ben the flowerpot men haha
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>>69610819
mate you literally have never kicked a ball in your life, stop believing FIFA is real life
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>tfw no thicc gf
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>>69610824
>>69610831
Rasheeds
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>>69610799


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fn2mfrPcpo

ROARINF
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>>69610842
>Jeremy Underground
prefer glenn
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1483801651369.webm
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>>69610812

I don't get it
>>
>>69609821
literally me on the left
>>
>>69610850
I've got one

Sex is frustrating cause I've a fairly big willy but her thiccness means i can't get it all the way in

Literally have to lift one of her arsecheeks to go deep
>>
>>69610713

no they can't you retard

the wide midfielders would just close it down
>>
>>69610887
kill it with fire
>>
>>69610187
>>69610269
good taste
>>
>>69610190
would not mind basilposting becoming a thing
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>>69610888
>>
>>69610871
erm what?
>>
>>69610888
did a smile
>>
>>69609876
Nonce
>>
got a pretty decent sized willy but it's quite inconsistent and goes soft easily in certain situations

what do
>>
>>69610620
Hold on. Napoleons elite lads were backing up Georgie at Yorktown.
The founding fathers would have been hanged only for Froglad backup.
This is dishonourable rubbish. Do yanks not know their own history?
>>
>>69610847
it's literally the quintessential tactic of english soccer you utter mong

you're literally a retard
>>
>>69610967
>what do

Stop talking about your cock. Stop calling it a willy. Stop posting on /brit/
>>
>>69610967
When's the last time you had sex?

How often do you wank?
>>
>>69610938
I prefer the artist Glenn Underground (original) to Jeremy Underground
>>
>>69610620
>this is the quality of history education ameriblobs are exposed to

There is no metric by which Napoleon wasn't more DEADLY than George Washington
>>
>go soft a lot more easily if she's on top

is it literally gravity? looool
>>
>>69610967
be yourself
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how did bloody sharia allow this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgP5wEXqq3g
>>
>>69611008
What about Six Underground
>>
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>>69610967
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>>69610988
I ain't no history teacher but you just made that shit up
>>
foolproof mental test lads:

do you like dick?
if so, you're probably mental
>>
>>69610996
you fucking dense twat, you don't play it STRAIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE, you launch it on the diagonal, down the outside or inside channel

stop replying, you're embarrassing yourself you utter cretin
>>
>>69611031
>Six Underground

quite like that sound very 1996
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>>69611027
it's (low-ranking) university comedy society tier material desu
>>
feel like a fucking pensioner when I've been having rough sex for maybe half an hour, haven't been able to cum, so I just collapse off of her and have a break where I can breathe, rest, sometimes nap before I go at it again

I'm 19
>>
Haven't got a single (You) on my last 5 posts

*retreats to my runt cave*

Captcha: calle evergreen
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>>69611005

just under 2 years ago, was with kind of thicc but awkward depressive gf

had a blowjob more recently but OP related happened before more could

2-3 times a day but sometimes i wont at all
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>>69611060
enjoying fifa 2017 for christmas lol u child
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@69611099
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>>69610864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Heq2HwFTOjM
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the gf
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>>69611027
would explode over her if you catch my drift
>>
"leafs were a mistake."
- Jacques Cartier, circa 1543
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>>69611089
Grim
>>69611101
You're wanking too much, i had this problem too

Recommend 1-2 weeks of absolutely no wanking, cleared it up for me
>>
>>69611060
>it's literally the quintessential tactic of english soccer you utter mong
Since when FFS?

Stop falling for /sp/ memes, you fucking bog trotting, IRA spudnigger
>>
New
>>69611172
>>69611172
>>69611172
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>>69611044
Web search Yorktown and go from there.
France sent their best to back up the revolutionaries in America.
Educate yourself.
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>>69611123
that's the most unfunny video I've ever seen Tbqh
>>
>>69610933
wont get anywhere lad. I tried to froce it a couple of years ago with BANTERous filenames and it didn't really catch on.
>>
>>69611101
2-3 a day can cause an ED problem like the one u describe. slow down to like 1 every couple of days

and go to church to confess your sins
>>
>>69611173
historically that is the style of football played in england

sorry im not an adolescent and actually know something about sport
>>
>>69611221
Historically, you're talking bollocks.

The most successful English sides never played it.

Neck yourself, you spee shitlord.
>>
gonna change all my debt cards to have the same pin number lol x
>>
test
>>
Hello
>>
There's this fat runt at work who smells like mouldy strawberry yogurt.

She literallly has no chin. Her head and body is just a big blob.
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