/brit/

do brits still use imperial "unit"?

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Shaking

cara is a slag

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charli

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173cm reporting

madchester

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>awkward ugly lanklets assuming all you need is height

ROARING

need more than just height lads

not a lot of things worse than tall ugly blokes.

>>69603320
we use a mix of imperial and metric

>>69603320
dumb old people don't like change

what browser do you lads use?

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>tfw 6'3'' and still no black gf

height isn't everything

>>69603371
ipad

might yank this thread up a bit

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Ah yes, just got up

>>69603372
Dicklet

>forever posting after new threads are made

>>69603355

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I am literally 5'11.5"

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>6'5
>220lbs
>still no gf

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unironically haven't had a close friend since i was 14

>>69603340
rah...

>>69603371
Firefox.

Fuck Normies

always makes me laugh when I tell the lads on /brit/ that I'm 6'5

you little manlets are so mentally stunted you literally can't imagine anyone being that tall so I often get replies like "yeah SURE you are" "oh, do you also have a 15 inch penis?" etc

utterly pathetic little mongs, spineless little slugs

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>>69603345
>>69603347

Height is one of those things that is only important if you don't have it desu. It's not that the more you have the better it is.

>>69603404
have only had one friend since 14 and no friends for over 8 years

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpreadEm/top/

hnnnnnng

me?
I'm 5'6, why do you ask?

>>69603423
jesus, smerch is doing alright

>>69603430
true enough

>>69603371

Firefox, formerly Safari

5'8 and have had a gf haha
you should try being short sometime lads, put on muscle and stay low bf easily

I'm 5'10.5" and have had 6 gfs

withdrawing my labour from the labour market to speed up the inevitable decline of capitalism

How do I achieve transcendence

>>69603371
botnet

Good height does NOT make up for bad FACE. Good FACE DOES make up for BAD HEIGHT.

>>69603371
netscape

169cm, 5'8'' reporting

>>69603444
just got fired from my job as CFO of JP Morgan mate nice one

fucking twat

>>69603371
chrome, ditched Firefox because it's crap

>>69603444
>ass

fuck off

>>69603475
I am divine and I haven't even been told yet

>>69603423
this has nothing to do with money

>>69603486
169 is 5'6.5"

>>69603493
this

>>69603486
don't think so mate

Height:5ft9
Girlfriends: 100

>>69603475
upload your consciousness to deep web

Which would you prefer

5'10" aesthetic and handsome

Or 6'4" and average looking

moving to Brentford 2bh

vaginas must be fucking rank if girls just piss all over themselves every day

Fact, apps like telegram and discord kills 4chan

Just bought some haribo off the dark web

>>69603486
love this gimmick
>>69603526
hmmmmmmmm this is a hard one

>>69603493
firefox, its faster than chrome 4me

>muh height
>muh dick

shows how much you are still controlled by primitive mammalian dominance displays. despite the grandiosity of your modern cultural dressing, all the technological advances we have made, you are still just an animal, an ape who shits and pisses and will break down, decay and rot into nothing.

>>69603526
Aesthetic and handsome is literally far more important desu unless you're 5ft6

>>69603526
6'4 every day

>>69603511
merchant doesn't spend money so she's going for the long game

>>69603526
6'4 desu

>>69603535

>period blood
>vaginal discharge
>piss

bloody hell lads why do we put up with this

We are just JUNGLE MONKEYS

>>69603526
5'10

6'4 is a bit freakish outside of athletes
6'1 is truly masterrace

>>69603535
vaginas are nice

AJ from the L L x Santan

>>69603535

Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else

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>tfw my single post managed to rile up the manlets with the classic 'height isn't everything you lanklet freak!'

textbook

>>69603579
bender

5'6.5 turbo manlet. Still somehow manage to get them grills

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>lanklets are LITERALLY replying saying they'd prefer to be 6ft4 and average than 5ft10 and hot
The delusion is all too real

>>69603566
despite all this i still desperately want to lick one
t. virgin

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>>69603320
>buy petrol in litres but measure fuel efficiency in miles per gallon
>buy beer and milk in pints, but all other liquids in ml
>measure small distances in cm and m, but long distances in miles
>measure people in stone, buy things in grams/kilograms
>measure height in feet and inches
>measure speed in miles per hour

britain is literally JUST : the country for measurement units

5'10 and funny, fairly intelligent and attractive

OR

6'3 with no charisma, lots of intelligence and awkward looks

vag smell is heavenly

You have power and money, but you are mortal

You know you cannot escape death

But immortality can be obtained

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463m skyscraper under construction in St Petersburg

vag tastes like old pennies lads and the majority of them are quite ugly i must tell you

>>69603389
tbf you really should stop being such a frog eating paki tramp

>>69603617
obviously the former

>>69603615
>buy beer and milk in pints

This is illegal under EU law, when you order a pint of beer you're actually getting sold 550ml

5'3 but built like a greek god, funny, charming

or

6'5 rather skinny, fairly shy but a nice person once you get to know them

The legend is always the same

If others have succeed in conquering death

Why must we accept it?

>>69603648
wanna jump off it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sldHjS_cZGM

one asmr gf with big chebs please.

I am 5'11" and feel below average

There is no way average height is 5'9" or 5'10"

just studied that imgur album.

the willy is definitely too small for like 25% of them

why are vaginas so big

>>69603617
6'3 all day. why is this even a question

>>69603648
Weird how there's no kther tall buildings in the viscinity

hi yes I'd like 500ml of argentinian beer please

yea that's right half a litre

>>69603526
5'10 obviously

height is only important if you're too short or too tall, that's well within the acceptable range

>>69603299
me on the left

I know where the immortals live

And how to obtain their secret

We too must become wise men

>>69603683
the averages that you see listed take into account old men.
the average for our age group is more like 5'11

>>69603683

it's 5'7

honestly being over 6" is a meme perpetuated by roasties

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>>69603648

gross

>>69603617
>Being a manlet
>Ever

Option 2 any time my diminutive friend.

>>69603683

you're not measuring correctly, anglos are midgets

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>>69603682
For a Scottish person, when she puts on a thick Scottish accent it sounds terrible

The elements of chemistry are many, but finite

So are the techniques of enlightenment

alright this jap needs to fuck off

5'8 with boring personality, awkward, and fat

OR

death

>>69603683
Average for all males, think of older people. Definitely below average for our generations

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would you lads

there's this 5'2 bloke in my class with a 5'6 gf

feel TERRIBLE for him

>>69603777
nice trips
nice UFO

>>69603790
yeah mate must suck having a gf haha

>>69603773
obviously the first one because that is what I've chosen so far

>>69603771
alri isle of man, don't see a lot of you around here

>>69603790
I don't have a gf do you feel terrible for me?

>>69603475
press Q as Zenyatta haha (only nerds will get this)

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>not having SEVERAL people who love and cherish you

My gf's 5'9 and the first thing her dad said when i met him was that he's glad i'm taller than her

>>69603807
wao now don't count option 2 out so fast

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>>69603683
Old people bring the average down
>tfw poles pushing the average up
>tfw even polish women are 6'
>tfw 5'9

>>69603790
lmao what a loser

>>69603807
but i was describing myself?

>>69603789
>Plastic arse
No thanks

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I'm 6'5" and the gf is 5'3"

matt lucas

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tfw too intelligent not to bet on a 14 fold FA cup acca

>>69603873
can she suck your willy standing up?

>tfw 5'9 and 5'6 gf
alright feel 2bh

>>69603873
how do you stick penis in and kiss at the same time like in my films

>tfw mum's side is quite normal 5'11/6'0 height people but i got dad's manlet jeans

If we say "Several" in English
Exactly how many does it imply?

less than 10?
more than 3?
about a dozen?

>>69603910
that's not how people have sex

>>69603891

tears

>>69603873
noncer

>>69603922
that's how I have sex

>>69603914
what brand?

>>69603922
but I looked into this and they call it the mission position

>>69603891
ddi you acca edge it mate

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is he /ourguy/

>>69603945
that's not how people have sex

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>but I looked into this and they call it the mission position

saw a very nice fractal pattern earlier

>>69603918
more than two but not many

>>69603945
>he does the virgin post

>>69603960
so what are most people's favourite sex formations?

>>69603977
dmt lad?

>>69603683
Then you're not actually 5ft11 desu.

feel dead awkward saying saying words with my british accent. wish i could be an uncutured yank and say things like crasont

>>69604006
doggy

>>69603990
danke schoen

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>>69603944

>>69604006
4-4-2

>>69603918
3 to 11.

would anyone watch with me if i streamed united reading xx

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>>69604006
>formations

>>69604018

I'm actually 5'11.5"

ben shapiro

thoughts?

>>69604006

4-3-3 with a deep lying playmaker

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>sex formations

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>>69604037

>>69604006
1-4-4-2 with a false 7 tucking in

>>69604014
no

im so lonely

>>69604048
Being above average height does not mean there won't still be loads of guys taller than you. You'll also probably notice the ones who are more, which is why this is happening.

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>>69604037

>>69604093
Aha just get some friends mate

>>69604093
same lol

>>69603475

suck my willy

im so non-lonely

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>>69604074
>including the keeper in your formation

*bangs studs against her fanny*

about to break 14k comment karma

I'm 6'1 and I feel like a proper midget sometimes.

Saw a girl taller than me on the tram last monday. Made me a bit self conscious that day.

>>69604048
Another thing:basically everyone these days wears those athletic shoes these days. They boost your height by a bit. I've noticed this especially, because I always wear totally flat shoes.

he wants a friend from /brit/

>>69604150
i see primary school students taller than me all the time

The troops are assuming their sex formations lads

>>69603320

They surrendered to the frogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEAKppFiA1Q

black chicken man is back

I am 6'2" and feel below average

There is no way average height is 5'9" or 5'10"

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cara 2bh lads

>that white trash family in the background
>tfw a 12 year old girl has more guts than you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJeqQiaKsJE

Manchester United (W) vs Reading

Stoke City (W) vs Wolves

Chelsea (W) vs Peterborough

Cambridge vs Leeds (W)

Spurs (W) vs Aston Villa

Sutton vs Wimbledon (W)

betting on the football is like printing money lads xx

>>69603789

how about no

*keeps things ticking over in the labia*

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doing a chemex

>>69604183
shan't be watching even one picosecond of pengest nigger

*strokes it around looking for an opening*

i'm 8'1 and feel below average
there was a man with dwarfism on the train yesterday that was taller than me

Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?

>>69604230
Haha are you gay or somethin

>>69604204
reminder this is fiction and there is no way a 12 year old would be writing this self aware

aeropress >>> chemex

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>>69604183

good post

family didn't like my lobster bisque because they don't like seafood

Cretins, it was fucking gorgeous
I'm going to drink the entire pot by myself

>>69604150
I'm 6'1
Dad is 6'4
Mums brother is 6'5
Uncles on my mums side are bald.
It's not on the mothers side right? Right?

>>69604267
if that's true why is the worst one ~£30 more?

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>>69604230

>local fish and chip shop shut until the 17th
ffs man just wants some scallops and chips

>>69604303
why hello, reddit! what brings you to these parts!

>>69604211

Yeah bet on all the favourites in a cup competition, sounds like a flawless plan

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>Trumps 10yo autistic son is taller than me

>>69604230
>pengest nigger

bit gay

>>69604074

I like to play 2 goalies myself

>>69604311
hot chips or room temperature chips?

Well, I haven't.

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>>69604301
>expensive things are better

why did the chicken man make a video with a pedophile

>>69604323

loser mentality

>dad calls on chrissy to ask me what tv i want
>tell him
>still hasn't got back to me
going to emotionally abuse him next time i see him

>>69604331
hot chips and chicken salt

Is there anything more runt than going on a cruise

Anons didn't like my chemex coffee because they don't like an even pour

Cretins, it was fucking gorgeous
I'm going to drink the entire pot by myself

>>69604390
posting about it on 4chan

I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance.

>>69604371
TVs are shit

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>>69604371
watch it

>>69604374
>chicken salt
no such thing. salt production has nothing to do with chicken.

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the gimmick is winding down but this image still makes me giggle xxx

>>69604411
crease

Curry night last night

not looking forward to my next trip to the loo desu

And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical.

>>69604425
>not using a tv as your main desktop

someone post the spotty seamus the heem machine pic please

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>Brits have to douse their hot chips in vinegar because they haven't yet progressed to chicken salt in the tech tree
Ululating

>>69604464
>that flicker
>that glare
>that low resolution

you're fucking retarded mate

TVs INTENTIONALLY degrade the input image to compensate for the shit quality TV signals they're designed to receive.

>>69604455

that's a shame, she, like you, has wants and preferences, being able to each enjoy a situation is the best way forward in a relationship

>>69604442
mental that you have to resort to salt and pepper

>>69604425
don't care about your opinions

CHICKEN

SALT?

>>69604483
it's literally just salt and MSG

>>69604499
i have an lcd tv monitor

>>69604519
Dehydrated boiled chicken powder (runt fodder) mixed with salt

Disgusting tbqh

>>69604536
I have a proper IPS monitor that doesn't give me eye cancer when I get close to it

>>69604483
it's called this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasoned_salt

why the fuck would you call it chicken salt


fucking mentalist

>>69604362

better is for losers

>>69604483
>chicken salt
You've been hanging around with murrika too much.

>>69604535
you've never even had it

>>69604536
LCD TVs still flicker m8

>>69604569
literally have never heard of chicken salt

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>>69604479
http://sketchtoy.com/67724753

>salted chicken

>>69604562

me too. that's what I meant to say

>>69604575
Still the sort of thing you yanks would do. Very yank-esque thing.

>>69604545
Am I hearing' you right?

Chicken salt?

>>69604575
You're a bad influence.

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Got a 50 inch telly as my extended screen 2bh

>>69604585
did you draw this bruce?

>>69604563
it has chicken in it

>>69604609
>eels

good taste senpai

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Well hello

>>69604609
your UI is fat as fuck so what's the point desu?

Went to Waterstones, I saw lots of guys walking with beautiful girls

>>69604600
>>69604606
ummmmm not really sweetie since I've never heard of it :)

>>69604390

cruises are not all they're cracked up to be for sure

once you've walked the length of the ship a few dozen times it loses its charm, and the brief time you have in port is barely enough time to see any sights, a helicopter flight is your best bet to get a full view of the location before it's back aboard and on to the next checkbox

they get decent entertainment acts though

and the food aboard is quite good

cannae fathom a lass finding me attractive

>>69604627
Nah a leafer, some of his other work
http://sketchtoy.com/67718533
http://sketchtoy.com/67724838
http://sketchtoy.com/67688515
He's a good lad

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>tfw no Chrysantemum Princess

>>69604629
not always

>>69604645
Just in general sweetie xx.

>Paying over £30 for any single item of clothing

lmaoing at the state of you

>>69604609
Got a feeling I know who this is

>>69604609
that doesn't look like 50 inches

>>69604634
why is brie larson using a fake name on tinder

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>>69603790
Bet she's really dominant in bed

>just end my life now

the most celebrated british youtuber eats yank fried chicken and they're calling us yanks lls

put all my savings on a raiders win

like beef pepper on my chips desu

I know a 6ft4 lad that is ugly as fuck, honestly every time I hear one of you runts bragging about height he's all I can think of. Probably the worst combination, because women are not only not attracted to him, but intimidated by him.

>>69604666
crease

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>>69604718
how much is that

>>69604704
Going to tell her she looks like Brie Larson now thanks

>>69604634
hairy pits 100%

the oneitis works on a cruise ship
probably gets smashed by a different passenger every night and a local at every stop

>>69604760
all me

>>69604745
nothing

>>69604760
I'm told it's mostly other workers who fuck each other, not the passengers

>>69604760
actually that's cause to be thrown off the ship

worked on a cruise ship for one summer, you should be more worried about what goes on between staff - sex was rife on board

I went there a virgin and by the end of it I was sloping off with the little essex tarts that worked on there for a quicky in our bunks

might have to do it again some time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paAyAapQba0

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gf on the right

>>69604795
aw

>>69604810
why should i be worried? im not some little red pill nutter who gives a shite about purity

>>69604728

he's an exception

more than a few of the men in my family are taller than that and have good looks and attractive, kind hearted wives

>>69604756
terrible patter

>>69603371
Firefox but it's a bit shit really

BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WEEEIIIRRDDOOOOOO

>>69604823
good lad

>>69604835
that wasn't the point of his post you dweeb

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Hey!
I just met you
and this is crazy
but we voted leave
so

Eeeeeeeeeeerrr

>>69603371
chrome for normal things

opera for illegal things

just ordered some cajun chilly fries
gassed

>>69604859
me

>>69604864

hey, suppose I don't give a shit

how bout that

>>69604893
Get uppity like that again and I'll deck you no worries mate

just ordered some warm chips with seasoned salt (chicken edition)

>>69604893
i dont know then

i guess you win

sorry for your wasting your time lad

>>69604810
might do this desu

Ree ree roo roo mummy I need a POO POO!!

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>>69604316
He's probably just here to bring you back.

>>69604920
rah

>>69604948

would they think it was weird if you made a booking with a female gp to check out your willy

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You're all mannlets compared to the Dutch.

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>>69605058
at least i'm not bald

>>69604609
the start button takes up like a quarter of your screen mate

got a polish girlfriend lads

just put 10 pound on swansea to stay up

>>69605503
feggit

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>>69605092
I'm blonde,Juan.

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