Polish

wyzisz jedytzisz jietyz pzyztz

szsokszszasszsazsieszsaesadpzsawezsazs!

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There is something in it.

bydgoszczsczcsczcsczcsc

Ajjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

>>69601786
but at least they make a proper use of "j", "y", and "ch" unlike English speakers do.

gave up trying to decipher that gibberish a long time ago

>>69601934
>a bolish person in animeland
Doushite?

>>69601934
>Japanese criticising other languages
Enjoy your moon runes

>>69601786
Lmao if you think that is bad, pay /mämmi/ a visit

Translation

>tfw you weigh 55 kg
>"omg anon how do you do this anon eat something gain some weight because you're so thin"
deep in my heart I know bitches are jelly


>you see picrel together with your gf in starbucks
what do

>>69602007
>finnisch
bitte nein

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>>69601786
>>69601835
>>69601969
t. ghoti from Leicestershire

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>Any language that uses a single letter as a conjunction/preposition.

>>69602040
Bullshit
You just came up with that on the spot didn't you
Fucking Poles

>>69602092
why would you need more

seems excessive

>>69602040
kruszino - crush?

>>69602157
kruszyna means a little breadcrumb (кpoшкa), it's a cute way of addressing petite girls, somewhat oldfashioned

>>69602157
no
it literally means crumb but in this context gf

>>69602040
I hate faggots so much. Why do they infest every general?

>>69602229
t. jelly landwhale

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>>69602182
>>69602186

>>69601989
just as it is.
poles pronounce "j" as /j/, while Anglos do as /dsh/
poles pronounce "y" as some sound different from /y/ but at least as a vocal, while Anglos use it as a consonant.
poles pronounce "ch" as /x/ like Greeks used to do, while Anglos go /k/ or /tsh/ for it.

>>69602260
дa-c

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>>69601786
>przytyj
>widzisz

>>69602182
Funny that in Russia it's the same, кpoшкa could be used like "baby", "honey", "my girl", etc, but I thought that originated from another meaning - noun from word кpoшeчный (tiny, petite) and not from breadcrumb.

>>69602092
What's wrong with that?

idź na chuj pedale jebany

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>>69601786
>I refuse to believe Polish is a real language,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72kZw26IQa0
>they're all just randomly pressing all the keys on their keyboards to fuck with us
;)

nie rzucim ziemi skąd nasz ród
tak nam dopomóż bóg you emu

>>69605963
Why does this song sounds like something out of a Mexican soap opera yet I can't seem to understand shit?

azoizohizoiz ohizohz zhiozio zohizhzho zohz zzjoz z[iz0iz-zizu zzhzgu zizgffyz8zzfigz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq-VmzcJa3Y
Moar Polish

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>>69601786


>Starbucksie

>>69606117
Co to kurwa ma być, ochujaleś jebany hamburgerze?

>>69606179
>tfw noun declension masterrace
I love how butthurt the western corporations get when we "deform" their precious brand names that way

>>69606044
Das rite.
>>69606049
Because you're a monkey pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl6zMiW3iwQ

This is now a Polish music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3Oqzz8sx8

>>69606502
The only song I think of when I hear "Poland"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY86ADsJvcY

>>69606502
Silesian is superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w26R81IMgf0

>>69606741
Germany is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-wadsd77tI

>>69606456
Rude, I like your anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRJF3FwhkVI&ab_channel=DeroVolk

>>69601786
Ale nekecaj, je to len slovenčina spracovaná fuzz pedálom na gitaru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gere_K02mGE
>>69606755
>Silesian

>>69606502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0SrAimmJ_E

>>69606179
M starbucks
D starbucksa
C starbucksowi
B starbucks
N starbucksem
Msc starbucksie
W starbucksie

>>69606741
Blasphemy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_ZQdATeog

>>69601786
Shit posted in polish threads and all their shitposting sites is barely decipherable even by other poles

69608326
actually no, it's as understandable as english

JA PIERDOLE XD

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agree OP, someone must stop this madness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDrOriKrV3g
>>69609035
Yea because 'Deutsch', English 'thwart', 'sh', 'ch' and Hungarian 'sziasztok' etc. are soooo different than our 'sz', 'cz'

>>69609198

I bet that if I hit randon letters on my keyboard I could actually get something close to a polish word.


trvkdfganajkja lrtirewshg

bsdura gjdsiakyyu

nmbdkuias hjgblawrel

>>69609397
lmao, bsdura almost like bzdura which means bullshit

>>69609397
>https://pl.wiktionary.org/wiki/bzdura
hmm

>>69609397
Not even close, Polish is a Slavic language (we have our own this and that) and I bet you don't know how those work.

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>>69609561
>>69609587

WIN!!!!!!!

>>69609397
>>69609561
>>69609587
Oh, Ok this one is fine

>>69609636
Well it's a random jumble of letters that makes no sense, seems like Polish to me.

>>69606502

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Gdg9hhOas

>>69609881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw2V0Y9ghU0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMiAWu2cQvE
>>69610249
RIP ;__;

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8NcELiIMHg
Kto /kazik/ tu?

>>69610307
Ja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uszRWvAyyLM

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>>69601786
Not just their language, look carefully here. There really is no such thing as "Polish ethnicity"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyntWur6K6o
To czas

Moar Kult
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yia6Y_ST7IY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBuIaa2-_s

>tfw Finnish for us is like polish to you

Bjoordeen agreengüoooöl hgfhtťaama kitaama mansaduöur

>tfw was born during gommunism
fug I'm old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9VRnfl9no

That's what happen when you use latin script to write slavic language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3MzPnZVg4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZpNybt6jQ

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>>69610761
>ten kto nosi adidasa
Why genetive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcQdJyo1B-8
>>69610939
So it will rhyme

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>>69610608
Not even close.

Vitun mikkihiiri sul on tasan kolkyt sekuntia aikaa lähtee täältä, tai mä, tungen sun pääs, sun perseesees.

>>69611223
whäätts üüp fiinnish bröö

>>69611223
I literally cannot see any difference

Why did sl*vs declare a war on vowels?

>>69611600
pnwż prdl się

>>69611600
gimme one example of polish word with no vowels. i mean there are some words with just one vowel, but there are also in english. it just looks like there aren't vowels in polish because of many more di- and tri- graphs like "dź" "sz" "rz" than in english, which are one sound written in two/three letters

Polish is funny even for other Slavic speakers, because so many words in it have been borrowed from German, invented out of thin air, or have changed meaning relative to the others.

This etymology is a perfect example of what Polish is like:

>kobieta
>1. woman
>Considered derogatory until the 19th century; now the standard, neutral word. Origin uncertain; probably either from Old Polish kob (“pigpen”) or koba (“mare”); the suffix -ieta is found in some contemporaneous female names (Markieta, Elżbieta, Greta). Displaced niewiasta (now considered poetic) and żona (meaning narrowed down to "wife").

Need I write more? Polish is terminally fucked up, it's a language so bastardized and nonsensical that its existence is barely plausible.

ijzxijczxczxzicizzczicsczxizs

Wrote a short story in polish

>>69611577
we don't use G's or B's or z's or c's

>>69611921
wtf i don't like chile now

>>69611935
The short story says I love poland and all its citizen

>>69611548
w..we don't use ü either. only åöä

>>69611873
kys nigger polish is the last slavic language that has nasal vowels

we wuz primordial slavs n shiet

also belarussian uses kabeta too

>>69611979
aalpäca vaåläaka cäacä

>>69611979
ikr i checked after posting
also do you often use å? because i've literally never seen it in finnish sentence

>>69612007
>pigpen + random German female name ending = woman

Drop what you're doing. Stop. Reflect on this word and your entire culture.

>Polish is funny even for other Slavic speakers, because...
Because it uses a huge amount of pshe-pshe sounds. Normally, people don't have an etymological dictionary mounted in their head.

>>69611873
>Need I write more?
Yes, that would be interesting to see.

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>>69612283
PSHH PSHHHH

>>69612283
>he doesn't have the luxury of being autistic

poor Ivan

>>69612060
No it's swedish and it's in our vocabulary since we learn swedish too. Bilingual country n shieet.

>>69611873
still better than dziwka you fucking cunt

>>69612545
You call women not only mares and pigpens but also whores? Damn, Poland, das cold.

>implying the Slovene word for girl is djevojka

>>69602072
Leicestershire is not hard to read, write or understand.
"Ghoti", as in "fish"? Are you trying to imply the English language is as much of a trainwreck as slavshit because you can play with phonetics? Fuck outta here.

>>69602072
yanks and ozzies can't pronounce leicestershire, m8

>polish
>sz cz

>english
>sh ch

>german
>sch tsch

any questions?

>>69613655
>slavic
>š č

>>69610660
Polish language uses Latin script better than English or French languages

>>69611600
Why do a*erilards think memes are reality?

>>69606755
> singing about being cucked by niggers
> superior

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>>69611873
>because so many words in it have been borrowed from German
>this coming from a Slovene

>invented out of thin air
>this is what they actually believe

>or have changed meaning relative to the others
Sorry mate, but Slovene is the biggest outlier among Slavic languages when it comes to meaning of words. Every Slav will tell you that.

gdfhn byffy way nfynyfx gynbydf ygbdsy cvdg hymjhd,gtmzyfnfg yunffdyyn bydg ysdvfy nhjyhk jym

Just throw some y's in there and get Welsh.

>>69611873
wtf? I have Slovakia now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Xd5PhSrKI

>>69612283
>Because it uses a huge amount of pshe-pshe sounds
meme

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>>69613688
>implying disgusting diacritics are better than digraphs

lmao

>>69614635
t. Gžegož Bženčyščykievič

No, seriously. In addition to the amount of sh-like sounds other Slavic languages use, you also turned the soft r, s, z, t, d into [ʐ], [ɕ], [ʑ], [tɕ], [dʑ] (while we still pronounce them like [rʲ], [sʲ], [zʲ], [t(s)ʲ], [d(z)ʲ]).

>>69615591
>you also turned
We didn't turn anything. It's East Slavic languages that are oversoftened

>>69601786
Two Poles at a bar:
>pszcz z rzszc v przcz tyc
>what the fuck did you just say about me
>nah fąmąląm i was just beat boxing

>>69601786
>tfw can understand OP pic
feels good to know secret code

>>69611873
>>69612066
>>69615591
DELET DELEDT EDLDEDETE DEELTEET

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>>69615766
>We didn't turn anything.
Learn the history of your language, m8. How do you think alternations like r/rz appeared?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Polish#Phonetic_processes_from_Proto-Slavic

o kurwa trzydiczich pierdole wzyjsz rzieszc co kurwa

>>69613931
?? ??
You use nonsensical clusters to represent individual sounds and a stupidly large range of diacritics

>>69616350
>Poles don't have the lj but still put the nj everywhere

baka senpai

>>69616350
>mainstream (((linguistics)))
oy vey

Also
>ś, ź, ć, dź, ń
all these sounds are even more palatalized i.e softer than your russian equivalents so your initial arugument is invalid ivan

>>69616724
>use nonsensical clusters to represent individual sounds
You just described languages like English, French or German.
Polish aside from so called voicing and devoicing is fully phonetic.

>stupidly large range of diacritics
French has more diacritics than Polish

>>69616724
>You use nonsensical clusters to represent individual sound
what is "tsch" in German?

CHRZAN CHRZAN KURWA

>>69616874
Yes, obviously [É] and [Ê] are soft sounds as well, but it's about the amount of sh and zh-like sounds, not about softness.

>argument
I just explained you why your language sounds like series of pshe-pshe to other Slavs. No idea what you're so defensive about.

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zcklzcjlkxzjlwkwxwzlzxkcwjzlkzwwclkjzcxlkw

>>69601786
Your belief is as relevant as your country

>>69617409
We have sch, tsch, ch and ß, you have a ton of di/trigraphs AND diacritics

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>>69618056
>but it's about the amount of sh and zh-like sounds
Polish has no more sh and zh sounds than other Slavic languages. It's a meme.

>I just explained you why your language sounds like series of pshe-pshe to other Slavs
No, you didn't. Actually you failed to do that. And oh, not "to other Slavs". To ruskies, if anything.

>>69620061
>We have sch, tsch, ch and ß
You forgot about ö, ü and ä

>you have a ton of di/trigraphs
We have 7 digraphs and 1 trigraph which is actually a digraph softened by i. We don't have any tetragraphs like you do. Polish digraphs are always pronounced the same and are much better than diphtongs/clusters of letters that are pronounced differently in every word in languages like French or English.