/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>69598260
Nipples

>>69598260
I'm the USA

>>69598285
This really isn't funny anymore.

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Hello again

do you guys prefer shaved cunts?

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>>69598285
>>69598302

>>69598329
Only the gay ones.

>>69598329
Leave some at the top, please, thanks.

>>69598329
Shaved is better

t. sex pro

>>69598329
It depends on the girl 2bh some girls can't maintain their fuzz on other girls it's great

>>69598315
jej

Baja is a virgin lmao

So I've just spent quite some time looking at walking videos of various 3rd world cities, and it really is insane just how much of a disgusting filthy shithole ALL of Africa is.

Even Egypt, which is Europe-tier by African standards, is incredibly filthy at a street level. Even fucking Laos looks MUCH better at a street level. Fucking LAOS (a country which has a much lower HDI than Egypt and literally only half of the GDP per capita).

Forget the whole "but it's because of le poverty and le colonialism!" maymay, there is clearly something wrong with Africans on a much deeper level. Even the Arabs who live in North Africa live like fucking animals compared to how they should be living considering the ressources they have.

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name things that will never happen
Will CB get dem nipples
servey says
ding ding
>>69598329
no natural is the best

>>69598329
As long as it isn't an unkempt jungle I don't care.

>>69598380
>Arabs
>not animals

Where have you been?

>>69598380
What can you expect Islam fucking ruined ancient Egypt my friend went to El Cairo a couple of months ago and he said that only touristic places were kept in good conditions but he was treated nice apparently.

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>>69598329
I grew up watching and reading my uncle's old porn vids and mags
bush for me please

>>69598403
Not just Arabs, ALL Africans. That's my point, there is something seriously fucking wrong with that continent which cannot be merely blamed on external factors.

Baja is a dumb bitch

>>69598430
>Africans
>just finding out they are animals

Where have you been?

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>>69598434

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Where is John Connor.

>>69598260
sauce on that art bud?

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Can Mexicans be programmers as subcontractors of American enterprises?
or Are Indians in India more useful than them?

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>>69598434
Just stop it
Everyone knows you aren't me now that I got a trip

>>69598458
all me
subscribe to my blog

>>69598430
They are genetically engineered organic life forms only to serve as slaves to the ancient aliens that left earth. they need that alien mainframe up and running to actually be productive

>>69598456
That image is stupid and not funny stop using it

>>69598380
Oh, also, forgot to mention South Asia seems equally as disgusting as North Africa.

>>69598462
everyone is better than the indians at talking that is for sure.

>>69598462
Indians are cheap that's why they get hired but that doesn't mean programmers don't exist here you often see students in uni wanting to create Indie games and shit.

>>69598456
This image is relevant and funny keep using it

>>69598458
/cum/

>>69598462
Yes, where i live there are a shitton of jobs for coding monkeys

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>>69598483
These some Adidas and some Nike running shoes

Bit cool out tonight buds.

>>69598463
(＾_＾) there was an angry person impersonating me >______<
I barely post 2bh >~> and would never be rude
^^ internet is a free space to express yourself in any way you like though so I really don't mind the h8
You be you i be me (＾_＾)
Im used to bullying I've been bullied my entire life
<~< i used to care bot now I dont really ^^ (╹◡╹) as long if I'm nice

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>>69598456
This picture is really annoying
please stop

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Dutchman please save us!

>>69598483
Red Wing boots.
Black.
::glances back at post::
Ohhhh

>>69598483
None, unless going out, in that case i wear my reliable leather huaraches

>>69598522
comfy new balance running shoes are my fave since forever^^
(〃ω〃) bot now its wet and icy I cant wear them unless i want wet feet
Omeegash I love docs (*ﾟ▽ﾟ*) ~
I have docs as well ^^

Who /alone/ here

>>69598462
Indians are useful because the Brits taught them English while they were raping their women and spilling tea on their culture

Well, seems like my dutch poster sleep alarm just went off, see you tomorrow

>>69598565
me. Currently trying to correct that by grabbing a grill at uni but my crippling autism has so far kept me from even making an attempt.

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>>69598457
I always liked this one.

>>69598573
Didn't they already have tea as part of their vegan diet?

>>69598450
living under a fucking rock, apparently

I also just found out that Ethiopia and Eritrea had a war a few years ago, which involved hundreds of THOUSANDS of casualties. Do you know why they fought such a war? Because they had a dispute over who controlled a tiny irrelevant impoverished border town with a population of 1500 people. A town which doesn't even have running water, or any sort of real infrastructure for that matter.

Seriously, why does Africa even fucking exist, it's insane just how bad that place is in every single way possible.

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>tfw trying to install a working psx emulator on Windows 10

>>69598557
I've had my docs for 3 years now they are my comfiest shoes 2bh.
I just got my running shoes they are my first pair ever, I have been missing out on so much comfiness, they are light as air

>>69598605
Tea was invented in China and spread throughout Asia and then to Europe.

>>69598632
>Tea was invented

>>69598651
>tea was never invented ever by anyone
>it just came to be
?
Is this our first marital fight?

>>69598615
Ethiopia is very overpopulated and has always been affected by droughts which regularly cause famines, they kill each other as a means of survival for their own tribe in hard times. Malthusian existence tbqh.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famines_in_Ethiopia
These are regular occurrences.

>>69598577
^^ Ogai.ʕ•̫͡•ʔ you'll be missed!
>>69598553
Lucky you its always sunny where you are >____<

>>69598667
No one invents plants you silly willy

>>69598624
Just download a PC game I gave up with fucking emulators.

I'd like to receive a blowjob from a pretty black woman

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>>69598686
>tea is a plant
Tea requires hot fresh water and a container.
Nature doesn't just kill plants and dump them in geothermal lakes and that lake becomes tea. The Chinese did it for nature.

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>>69598673

>they kill each other as a means of survival for their own tribe in hard times.

Dat UN aid tho

>>69598628
Boots are great passive leg training.
Don't get too comfy.

>>69598725
You can't invent a beverage. You can only discover it

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Is this the official /cum/ map of who's invited and not?
I mean anyone who doesn't like yuri should basically not north american

>>69598732
>Europe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

i still don't get the difference between "were" and "was"

should it be "i wish i were gay" or "i wish i was gay"

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>>69598745

>>69598743
I've been wearing boots for a long time now
My docs are my comfiest shoe

>>69598776
The beverage was already made by the big JC. We just have to find it

>>69598764
People will usually say "I was" but it's "I were" because idk.
Also, I was is past tense or something.

>>69598764
Was = first person / third person singular
Were = second person singular and plural first third person plural
ʕ•̫͡•ʔ

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Goodnight /cum/

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>>69598793
Yeah, sure, babe. Now come to bed.

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>>69598763

T-they'll get better, r-right? ;__;

>>69598764
"was" is past tense.

Saying "I wish I was gay" is like if you are reflecting on your life, (the past)

Saying "I wish I were gay" is saying you wish you were gay right now


Or something like that

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>>69598764

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>>69598777
Boots confirmed superior, and comfiest footwear.

>>69598819
Post music

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>>69598827
ok

i wish I were gay

>>69598732
Ever hear of Band-Aid? All those celebs in the 1980's working together to make a charity album for the starvin' Ethiops? Well the head Ooga-Booga of Ethiopia used the famine as a political tool to kill tribes he didn't like, for the resettlement of others etc. Then he gets this huge pile of food and money which he basically uses to keep his corrupt nearly collapsed government going.

Africa was a mistake.

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>>69598777

Do you have red hair?
Are you my ex-gf?

You still have my sweater

Bls resbond

>>69598824
My chilean bud says you are a huevonado

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>>69598884
no

>>69598764
>was
standard past tense
>were
conditional

Honestly, I'll use "was" as conditional situationally.

An egg

>>69598760
We have so much in common.

>>69598884
>she's married to an ugly half-paki

What a world.

>>69598876
Me 2

>>69598923
>ugly
>paki
Redundant

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Fags

>>69598923
PACKED

>>69598764
'were', in this case, indicates the subjunctive mood which represents a non-reality

>"I wish I were gay"
>"if I were gay I'd let the next big white bull I see make love to my boipucci"

but you are not actually gay in reality, so you indicate the hypothetical ideaspace where you are gay by your use of the subjunctive

if you don't really get it, don't worry. most english speakers just use the incorrect 'was' and have done so for centuries, so it's not a big deal

t. copy editor

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>>69598943
>>69598958
He's half human though.

>>69598979
he looks kind of canadian

>>69598952
Me with the beer.

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>>69598995

>>69598830
No, France has a 2.01 birth rate and that's purely because of the browns. If they don't shut off the darkie tap or massively increase their own birth rates European civilization will end up behind glass in a museum with a little description.

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>>69598995
kek

>>69598995
Friendship-ended-with-mexico.png

>>69598995
noice

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>>69598995

>>69598886
my amigo canadiense dice que eres poutine

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>>69598995

>>69598995
i don't get it

>>69598260
i'll fucking kill you you faggot

>>69599172
>pictured in OP: His ancestors

wew

>>69599172
not so fast
*rapes you*

>>69599172
*cuts you in half with a giant dildo*
heh nothing personal kid

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>>69599172
like to see you try

Do actors get hard when they do a sex scene in normal movies?

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Alright this time I'll actually go to sleep
Goodnight /cum/

>>69599250
maybe

>>69599250
They wear these elaborate things to hold their dick down or cover their puss.

Can't sleep, brain won't stfu

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Night lads :3

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>>69599275
like these?

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>>69599305

>>69599184
im not saying this to be edgy or ironic
i would kill you if you were here

>>69599305
that's africa-tier compared to the boner-disabling technology jewllywood has

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>>69599337
>Jimmies status:
>Not rustled [_]
>Rustled [X]

A fucking leaf?

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cant stop farting desu

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man i fuggin suck at playing snipers :/

I'm going to have some custom shoes made. Maybe it will briefly fill empty void where healthy relationships should be.

Stayyyyyyyy positive @_____@

>>69599305
Why would they wear a chastity cage in movies?

>>69598760

more like french gayana lol

>>69598260
the only spoils france knows about is spoiled cheese

>>69599478
Thanks
You too

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>>69599478
>no timestamp

Reminder that prostate play isn't gay and you should try it

Reminder that prostate play is hella gay and if you do it you're going to hell

>>69599533
Why do faggots insist on making everyone else a faggot?

>>69599555
I'm not a faggot
But stimulating your prostate is great

>>69599555
Because it makes people like you ask stupid questions

>>69599585
is it gay?

>>69599549
t. megagay

I hate it when I can't sleep

I really WANT to devour hairy male nipples

>>69599600
That's why I'm the one you should trust

>>69599598
Sort of

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>>69599628
>trust someone who's already set on going to hell

>>69599624
First off dude that joke isn't getting stale
Second that message was meant for Aidsy a girl and I wouldn't mind devouring her nipples

why are black people so obnoxious after 9:30 PM?

>>69598573
brits are too reserved to rape anything
if they did indians probably would have chimped out

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>>69599644

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>>69599661
they're nocturnal
look at the color of their skin
>>69599668

>First off dude that joke isn't getting stale

i know

>>69599624
>>69599650
Wrong, I would mind "devouring her nipples"
Please stop impersonating me and saying disgusting things

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>>69599549
Reminder its actually gayer to refrain from prostate play since its arguably the most sexually sensitive place to stimulate on a man.

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>>69599683

>>69599664
>brits are too reserved to rape anything
You've never met them when they are drunk as it seems. They are the only ones that are able to compete with our absolut worst trash that goes to Mallorca every year.

>>69599664
I thinks poos tell themselves this so they can claim white ancestry.

>>69599688
Don't listen to him, bud
He's an imposter

>>69599688
I meant it is cunt

>>69599690
I don't even know how to add a trip code so stop trying asshole

Reminder that if it's something that you wouldn't ask your wife to do to you then it's hella gay

>>69599726
>tfw no wife

>>69599478
Stayyyyyyyy HIV positive @_____@

haha -20 and im going to the woods

>tfw no gf

>tfw no bf

>>69599735
Dude get the fuck off her back
That shit isn't even funny

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>>69599721
Please stop copying me
You're starting to get on my nerves

>>69599757
It totally is tho lol

Stayyyyyyyy positive about used needles @_____@

>charlie "Id drag my dick through 20 miles of broken glass just to hear a dutch man rub his nipples against a walkie talkie" brown

>>69599775
It's childish
>>69599778
Can you get your laughs without doing it at the expense of a cute girl? Are you a jealous virgin?
>>69599791
Not true thus not funny

>tfw South Dakota didn't say goodnight

>>105989900

>>69599811
>It's childish
I do it 4 u

>>69599828
like 70 posts too early your script sucks

>Charlie "Id take 20 dicks in my ass just to text chat with someone Ive never seen and is 99.9% likely a dude" Brown

>>69599775
It really isn't funny yo make fun of sick people
>>69599791
>>69599858
This is just rude please stop bullying me
what have I done to you?

>>69599832
I'm sorry if I like someone but why do you guys give me so much shit?
If you liked someone I wouldn't insult you and your admirer constantly. Don't you have any manners. Please stop being rude to us

>>69599549
>>69599726
These.

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>>69599876
>It really isn't funny yo make fun of sick people
It is when >she did it to >herself

post something that motivates you

>>69599889
It really isn't though

>bought a 12 pack of top ramen for 12 dollars
>make a couple packs, mix in some hipster peanut butter
Tasted pretty good desu, maruchan is better though

>>69599891
I can't post porn here

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>>69599891

>motivation

>>69599891
the only thing that motivates me is fear.

>>69599889
People have accidents
I never blame your parents for you

>>69599896
*2 dollars
Wew I should go to bed

>>69599895
It really is tho

>>69599910
Maybe you should. Maybe I should

>>69599896

>12 pack for $12

wut the fug, $1 a pack is a ripoff, bro

>>69599919
>>69599896
There's something weird about Top Ramen

Why don't you ever give Baja shit
She's stupid

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>>69599891

>>69599891
qt French girls

>>69599956
Because Baja doesn't post emoticons

>>69599956
Shut up, you idiot imposter

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I ate some spicy ramen two nights ago it made me shit fire

>Charlie "Whiteknighting for a chance to lick his dutch prince's nipples" brown

>>69599661

>after 9:30 PM?

???

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>>69599891
Pic related.
Still haven't found one tho.

>>69599971
You're the idiot impostor

>>69599988
The "dutch princess" is nice, but I would never do that

>>69599968
But she's does avatar which is just as bad if not worse
You guys gave me shit for avataring when I first got here but you don't tell her anything

>>69599947
Top > maruchan
Easily.

>>69599999
Nice digits

>>69600011
It's proof that I'm the real CB

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>>69599999

>>69600004
I'm not seeing an argument here

>>69599889
>_______< now to think of it my ex bf was clean and nice
<~< i had been raped before earlier so i think it was that
@____@ needle rape whatever
(〃ω〃) Im always p o s i t i v e

>>69600004
Please stop trying to make Bajachan think I hate her
I just want to be friends

>>69600026
Baja is a dumb bitch who is worse than Aidsy

>Charlie "if I close my eyes, he's a she" Brown

>>69599999
Checked

>>69600008
How can you say that? The noodles are the same but maruchan broth is way tastier

>>69600041
Where's the argument?

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>AB with the quints

Why do you let your thread get fucked up by one shitposter? Just ignore him instead.

>>69600039
Stay positive it makes you adorable:3

>>69600063
Why? I'm not shitposting.

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I CANT GO TO SLEEP

>>69600063
Which one?

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>>69600065
It also makes her unfuckable

>>69600086
You aren't being funny

>>69600076
Can you post a pic of your yard? We had some snow but I feel let down

>aidsy "got HIV for being an heroin vaccinee" chan

>>69600108
only have one from my car driving but okay hold on I ll take one right quick.

>>69600086
She still has sex appeal idiot
I would if I ever got the chance

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>>69600107

>>69600063
>Germany

Your cunt has committed heinous crimes against this general

>>69600128
ty senpai

>>69600149

>he hinks foot"""kraut""" is actually german

>Charlie "a girl's attention is worth the infection" Brown

>___________< this general isnt really positive @____@

>>69600179
You're positive enough for all of us

>>69600173
I think affection would've worked better than attention but otherwise 8/10 post nice work amigo.

>>69600179
I'm sorry aidsy, but these guys won't stop impersonating me

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>>69600082
all of them.

>aidsy "Ph.D. in getting HIV" chan

I am the only real CB holy shit I would never use a tripcode I don't even know how to make one
You assholes are all making me look bad

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>>69600188
^^ haha thanks. >____< it was nice being a guest here bot I'm kinda busy ~
<.< there's acshually a lot of positive things going in my life
^^ for instance I'm engaged
Pic related is my ring
(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)

>>69600219
I'll make your asshole look bad

>>69600219
Please just shut up
I had to start using a tripcode because you keep copying me
Please stop trying to make bajachan hate me.

>>69600179
You're the only glimpse of positivity we have
I've taken off my name but know it's me I'm the only one who is friendly with you

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wait so who's the bigger cuck
cb or the loser who married an hiv+ slut?

>>69600253

cb by a mile

>>69600253
I'm not a cuck
Do you even know what that means?

>>69600222
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CB ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>69600253
Me

>>69600222
If it's real good luck I guess

>>69600253
Engaged*
╰(*´︶`*)╯
<3 he is a doctor
>>69600241
Yes I know ^^
Haha

>>69600222
Disgusting fingers

>>69600222
That's a nice ring
I'm happy for you

>>69600164
Erm, footkraut's posting style is identifiably german.
Wirklich so.

>>69600303
cuck

I hate beingB unmotivaded

lmao tuff luck chuck yer a cuck, now doesn't that suck?

as you see not really anything. was fun drifting in.

>>69600222
>>69600280
You are really dedicated to this whole act.

>>69600303
Enjoy your nippleless life now, Autismo Brown

>>69600315
That's not much more than we got

>>69600280
Good job he's a lucky guy
Please still come by, this place would be boring without you

>>69600324
I'm not a cuck

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>>69600271
Sanks! Yes it's real! >~< i really couldn't believe it myself why a 8/10 young doctor would want me
U_______U bot he says he likes my personality a lot @____@
╰(*´︶`*)╯ ^^ we'll marry in spring or summer

>>69600354
cuck

>>69600355
cuck

>>69600367
You're both very lucky
I hope you're happy together

>>69600348
yeah dont worry. the big snowfalls will come in late winter. they only come when a weather system comes from the gulf of mexico.

>>69600367
When are you going to tell him about your whoreing days and your AIDS

I vote that you tell him during your honeymoon

>>69600367
does he like wearing 4 condoms?

>>69600222
Honestly one of the best posters we have.
Fly on, but not far, dutchman!

>>69600367
maybe he wants to use you as a laboratory rat for AIDS research

Are we reaching bump limit?

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>>69600385
I'm so fuckin mad rn

you guys are so annoying that id actually take haitiano over you

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>>69600354
^^ yes I'll try even though my life is extremely busy by now >~<
>>69600342
｢(ﾟﾍﾟ) ??

>>69600411
How new are you bud?

>>69600367
cool I hope he's ready for what you have to bring

>>69600413
Pls don't leave

>>69600422
does he know you sucked a black cock for drugs

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>>69600422
That's a very brown thumb there. I thought you hated Arabs?

>>69600425
>tfw I've been here for 6 years and never learned the bump limit

I'm slow.

>>69600394
>hiv
>not magic-tier survivable
>socialized medicine
>some sort of doctor
Think "they'll" be alright.
Though we're just getting awesomely timed re-runs here, I'm sure.

>>69600422
Does he know that you have HIV?
I'm honestly curious

fug, its already almost 1:30

>>69600422
Is he a bug chaser

>>69600439
im not but i deleted the photo anyway so those weird stalker anons that harass me dont have it.
anyway off to studying and watch chinese chartoons

>>69600474
its 1:20 you dumb retard

>>69600422
That's cute I guess but we'd really believe you if your posted a timestamp

>>69600483

hence 'almost', you idiot

>>69600402
^^ he thinks there will be a cure sooner or later acshually
(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)
>>69600449
>____< rumors that aren't true
>>69600451
^^ haha there's no place for h8 in my heart acshually.
╰(*´︶`*)╯ he has blue eyes, light skin etc... bot he tans a lot becoz he went on vacashaan

^^ thnx for nice comments every1

>>69600479
What are you studying lad

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>>69600474
It's 4:20

>>69600498
shut the fuck up moron i dont care about your almosts

>>69600422
Does he know you post "Nudsies XD" to random people online? Would he still marry you if he knew?

>>69600514

how about you say that to my face and not online, you asshat

>>69600508
spanish and orgo

>>69600528
Alright

I'm the real CB

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>>69598260
Guys I just got home and I don't know what the fuck to do help me the fuck out

>Best friend wants me to party with him to help me get over my shitty gf dumping me
>Just wanted to stay home and shitpost but accepted anyways because we haven't seen each other since I left for Uni last semester
>At the party my best friends sister calls me and asks where the party is at so she can come
>Tell the address blah blah, and she shows up about 30 minutes later with some friends
>Hang out with them for an hour or so
>I go outside for a little to catch my breath
>She comes out from the house, tipsy at this point
>Sits down next to me, and puts her head on my shoulder for a moment
>Not really thinking anything is unusual at this point, she's always been kinda touchy, especially when she's had a few drinks
>Grabs my face and moves it so I'm looking towards her
>Runs her hands through my hair and tells me that she likes how curly it is
>I laugh and sip my beer
>She stares into my eyes for a moment
>Tells me she loves me and always has since we were younger
>At this point I don't even know what say
>She kisses me on the cheek, gets back up, and leaves

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>>69600506
Perhaps we're all wondering why someone who posted pictures of their face unconcealed would blur out their own face in the couple photo?

>>69600524
sure but i'm not going all the way up to bumfuck nowhere buddy
how bout you come down here and i show you whats what

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>>69600556
being this dumb should be a crime within itself.

>>69600557

so I can get stuck in traffic and mugged by CHI's?

no thank you

>>69600528
Don't fuck up your syntheses.

>>69600588
What's that homie you was expecting a fair fight
nah you getting jumped

>>69600588
thats what i thought

placer is a pussy ass loser
and a big nerd

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>>69600553
Fug her, your friend isn't getting your cock wet.

Alternatively be a decent friend and tell her to piss off.

>>69600553
she a thot bruh

fuck and dump

>>69600625

you come up here and say that, you smog sucking dork

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Rain finally started back up here, buds.
Lookin' forward to a Wet 'N' Wild Week desu.
*sets comfiness level to HIGH++*

>>69600522
(●´ω｀●) as long if my face isn't on the pics he doesn't care, and that was before I engaged with him or even dated him
>~<
^_^ besides he said I can have sex with a woman while we're married but not with a guy <~< for idk what reason
Bot I'm straight so I wont do that >____<
He made me more classy and fixed me ^^
>>69600556
I'm an engaged woman now! ^^"
.-. Besides I wont uncensor it he has a career

>>69600634
so i can die of boredom in the drive there?
no thanks

>>69600553
Fuck her in front of your best friend. You need to establish your dominance in this friendship.

>>69600605
Im on the stupid alcohol reacions
really fun
>>69600645
>rain
comfy
now it is fucking 6 degrees outside

>>69600648
>he said I can have sex with a woman while we're married
wannabe cuck

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>>69600651

>live next to a gigantic fucking desert
>average Southern California commute can be 2 hrs
>complains about drives being boring

When can we squash the fifth column communists in our country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF_Ts_6oSi8

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>>69600648
Well here you go then.

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>>69600553
>>I laugh and sip my beer

>>69600681
whatever penishead
im done arguing with you
cant even square up right

>>69600752

>>69600752

>>69600752

New

>>69600626
>>69600627
I'll consider it. Still sure how to deal with the love bullshit.

>>69600717
Was not interested in flirting, as stated before, I just got out of a shitty relationship and I'm not feeling up to par at all.